#2023_summer

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dense tinsel
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maryland

obtuse timber
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harsh truth is if you don't understand their research they're not gonna want to work with you

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if you wanna do meaningful work in research you gotta get some deep knowledge in a sector and look for researchers who do work in that

dense tinsel
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maryland is cracked

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my county is super cracked

dense tinsel
obtuse timber
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it went from snow to shorts weather here in like 2 weeks

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im cooking alive in my house

dense tinsel
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im trying to read one of the profs papers

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and its all gibberish to me

obtuse timber
# dense tinsel *sniffles*

you also gotta consider with these profs is that they likely know students they teach who get amazing grades and are interested in research

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you gotta have something to set you apart - why would they hire you when they could get their top student?

dense tinsel
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um

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im younger?

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so like i have more time to work with them?

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ive only seen a couple highschoolers who have done research well

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but theyre like TJ kids so idrc

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they have a program to do ml/ai research through a club

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shit is so unfair for me

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why doesnt my school have stuff like that

fresh temple
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Bro you’re delusional

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You are failing math

dense tinsel
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ya ig so

fresh temple
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And daydreaming about making new algos

dense tinsel
fresh temple
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Like bro learn 1 + 2 and derivatives first

obtuse timber
fresh temple
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And get off this server

proud crag
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what is tj? they developing new clothing algorithms?

obtuse timber
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like you gotta walk before you can run

safe minnow
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Is illinois easy or hard

dense tinsel
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IM STRESSING IF I GOT MY OFFER

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I HAVENT HEARD BACK ITS BEEN ALMOST A MONTH

obtuse timber
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you're a high schooler who is failing maths and 5 mins ago you said you're "really bad at ml/ai"

dense tinsel
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yeah fair fair

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ig i do need that reality check

obtuse timber
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who is gonna want to let someone whos bad at ml/ai "formulate a new algo" in ml research lmfao

safe minnow
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Ah ok

dense tinsel
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69 layer cnn 🧠

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vgg69

safe minnow
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*basic algos that require little time to figure out are solved

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99.999999% of algos in general are not

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Triangle inequality?

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Or smth else

dense tinsel
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NO

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well

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tbh maybe it isnt good i watched 60 episodes of naruto in 2 days

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BUT ive also been studying a lot

obtuse timber
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if you spent half as much time studying calc as you do complaining about calc you would have passed calc

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lol

dense tinsel
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no

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im not failing

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i genuinely just have to try much harder than my friends bc im dumb

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they cheat on HW and still do really well on tests

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i get tutoring, do extra problems, etc. and dont do well

obtuse timber
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hes getting like a c-

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so not yet

dense tinsel
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no they dont do work

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i literally see them ask each other for hw answers

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i dont think all my friends would lie about that bro

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im always honest about when i study or dont

safe minnow
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It's possible they have what I call "hidden accumalation"

dense tinsel
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they arent curved

safe minnow
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Thomas jefferson HS?

dense tinsel
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yeah

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i just need to finish this arc and then ill stop watching anime and go study

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chunin arc 😍

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thing is

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given im studying a lot but still diong bad, tha tmust mean my study methods are bad

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but my study methods seem to be just fine

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no

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crud boring

fresh temple
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You might just be intelligence gapped

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It’s ok to be stupid

obtuse timber
fresh temple
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Just go into something else

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Then it’s rope for me

safe minnow
dense tinsel
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before i moved to maryland a year ago i intelligence gapped everyone else

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and i wasnt used to moving here and getting gapped

obtuse timber
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yeah the reason youre failing calc is cause you moved to maryland

dense tinsel
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its like lee sin falling off late game

dense tinsel
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its just that im failing calc bc im studying wrong

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i dont understand how im studying "wrong" but the results show that i am

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i thought doing problems was the best way to get good

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but maybe theres a better method

safe minnow
dense tinsel
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they are

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they give me more problems to do and stuff

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also the arc finishes in 3 episodes so im almost done

safe minnow
dense tinsel
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no test anymore

safe minnow
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It just means you have more material to practie on

dense tinsel
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just prep for AP

obtuse timber
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arent you also like doing classes a year or two above u? that's the first thing i'd fix up

dense tinsel
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which is easier than what we do in class

safe minnow
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Whcih helps but doesn't necissarily cause you to study better

dense tinsel
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some Bs

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3 from last semester and probably 2 this semester

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💀

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@sinful locust i dont like the way u talk

safe minnow
dense tinsel
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its like schizo but at the same time kinda true

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i wanna do ml

obtuse timber
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make dashboards for an ml company

fresh temple
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LMAO

dense tinsel
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CS, math, physics

the 3 classes i really shouldnt get Bs in...

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💀💀💀💀💀

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oh yeah i had a B in spanish as well

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😭

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oh colin galen

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no

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i dont want to

safe minnow
dense tinsel
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sry for the cringe naruto reference but this is like neji saying he's bound by fate and then naruto telling him otherwise (schizo ranting rn) dogesmile

dense tinsel
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bro 💀

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i was too busy tryna get a girl to like me and i forgot about grades first semester

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sadge

safe minnow
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Networking class?

dense tinsel
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i was literally 1 point away from an A this quarter in physics

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like daedass 1 point

safe minnow
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Or 90

dense tinsel
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one more point on any of the tests wouldve given me an 89.5

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which is an A

fresh temple
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unironically

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if you just got the fuck off discord

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and stopped watching anime

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you'd be better off

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like <3.7 from TJ probably fucks you for t10

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esp if you're asian

obtuse timber
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why study maths when you can talk about studying maths instead

dense tinsel
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valid arguments however

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i must finish this arc

safe minnow
fresh temple
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SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU'RE NOT HIMN

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there's no arc

safe minnow
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Isn't that supposed to be 100

fresh temple
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the delusional arc

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maybe

dense tinsel
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bc hw assignments are graded on accuracy

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yeah

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i waste uniornically 95% of my time

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on like

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naruto

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this break

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time to pull a shikamaru

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no

fresh temple
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and start studying lil bro

dense tinsel
safe minnow
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Do any HS do grade replacements

fresh temple
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bro legit is doomed to a life of mediocrity

dense tinsel
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ik im being stubborn

fresh temple
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not even for his grades

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because he's just fucking stupid

dense tinsel
fresh temple
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@dense tinsel literally the way you talk you sound stupid and annoying

dense tinsel
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i cant make myself focus

safe minnow
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Bio and then transfer into cs

fresh temple
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at least you can get away with stupid if you're likeable

dense tinsel
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js let me cook bruh imma study a lot today and ill show proof later

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bye

obtuse timber
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this guy is gonna end up at witch with me

fresh temple
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bro is gonna end up at mcdonalds

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not even mcdonalds swe

safe minnow
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In general reneging early vs later shouldn't matter unless you've already done onboarding

fresh temple
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mcdonalds burger flipper

obtuse timber
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😭

safe minnow
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In terms of being blacklisted at least

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No

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Signing stuff is not onboarding

trail crown
safe minnow
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Idts

loud schooner
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No

safe minnow
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Amazon probably greater optionality

loud schooner
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Your gf has the right type of creator account

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As much as I wanna bash on Zon name, Zon is still respectable

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What do you work on patreon?

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If it's just MERN then go for Zon

grand dagger
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no judgement just curious

safe minnow
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By optionality I mean the number of options you can pursue in the future

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I believe Amazon is more recognizable and has a stronger brand

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Not for amazon I believe

loud schooner
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Do the interview, any interview exp is good

safe minnow
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Reneging only happens after you sign your offer

loud schooner
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Nah

hallow scroll
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tired

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waiting

safe minnow
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Do you match with your team after or before you sign

hallow scroll
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for amazon to give me fall

loud schooner
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There's nothing as next time or next year in recruiting

safe minnow
fresh temple
safe minnow
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Several companies give expedited interviews if you made final/offer the previous year

fresh temple
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but like he genuinely thinks he is much more talented than he is

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just gives off stupid and arrogant vibes

hallow scroll
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im deulu

loud schooner
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Ngl if you are assigned to some databases or ML team in AWS then that's top notch

safe minnow
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You can say you got offered a deadline extension

grand dagger
fresh temple
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say you extended it

safe minnow
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@honest spire

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I have recently extended my other deadline for the other offer. I am still interested

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Some variant of that

fresh temple
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i got this exact q on my verkada oa

midnight sonnet
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this is fucking elegant wtf

safe minnow
sinful locust
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🙂

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@safe minnow

safe minnow
grand dagger
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@dense tinsel you play league?

dense tinsel
grand dagger
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thank god

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u seemed like the type

sinful locust
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💀💀💀

dense tinsel
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k arc finished; studying time!

grand dagger
dense tinsel
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started 2 days ago and watched 30 eps a day

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today ive watched 7 but now i must study

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yall watch it or nah

grand dagger
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oh shit ur on ep 67?

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damn, shit gets wild in ep 68

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yeah i guess youd wanna stop here haha like its crazy what happens next but thats alright if youre not curious

dense tinsel
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i can tell based on the ending of 67

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NO

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i will have self restraint

grand dagger
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suit yourself man i just think it’s a lil sad ur gonna deprime ur emotional context at this moment of all moments

dense tinsel
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itachi is ...?

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oh right, the older brother right

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sasuke opp

dense tinsel
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🗿 ap moment

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@grand dagger this arc lasts until 80 right

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i can prob just finish tonight and wake up tmrw morning to finish idk

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YUP

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i told my parents i wont go out tonight to eat bc i have hw to do

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its grind time

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yup

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id rather do 3 ap tests in a row than eat dim sum anyway

craggy verge
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Any news on 2024 SWE internships listings?

fresh temple
craggy verge
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I heard it got started

livid haven
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JPMC or comcast

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Why

spark hearth
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coinbase or amazon or capital one

mortal cobalt
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quite literally the only offer i have

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im taking it bro

brazen lantern
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86 is amazing too

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@dense tinsel do uk what my pfp is?

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also anybody here knows nimble's hiring process?

sinful locust
twin sandal
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anyone hear back from coinbase yet

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after final

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easier than CB tagged on LC

sinful locust
dense tinsel
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whew back from an hour of doing math

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love how we havent learned polars or vectors but its like 20% of the AP from the problems im doing and like my score is 20% lower cuz of that

sinful locust
midnight sonnet
spark hearth
midnight sonnet
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Ah

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What's the answer

obtuse timber
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zon or cb

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i wld go cb cause remote

spark hearth
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is zon still remote

mortal cobalt
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didnt even know they could offer a cp class

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i say haskell, did it last term and was actually interesting

safe minnow
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Yeah imo Haskell is better learnt in an actual class than competitive programming

mortal cobalt
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just functional programming in general

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its possible but most of it is just reading textbooks on ur own and such

obtuse timber
spark hearth
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I'm gonna ask for remote

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c1 > aws > cb > zon

fresh temple
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Coin base tbh

tribal obsidian
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easier than CB tagged on LC

fresh temple
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Unless some cool team at zon

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Depends on team at CB

sinful locust
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Coinbase > amazon, even capital one > amazon

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Crypto quant duh…

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Coinbase -> Jane street pipeline

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coinbase so mid

sinful locust
fresh temple
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Jane street mid

sinful locust
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but same thing

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mid

hallow scroll
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Nah they have pure infra teams lol

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And cloud teams and what not

sinful locust
hallow scroll
sinful locust
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Did you do Quant

hallow scroll
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Yeah there’s some cool shit too someone ik was on the team dealing with their custody

hearty river
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yo

sinful locust
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hello

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is anyone going to

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UChicago Trading Competition

gentle latch
fresh temple
sinful locust
sinful locust
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🤓

past comet
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bruhhhhh

sinful locust
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I worked on the cases

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and the platform it is run on

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idk, I've never done the competition

unreal flower
safe minnow
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Staying in that server was worth its weight in gold

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Just because of that emote

twin sandal
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recruiter said id hear back today

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did not hear back today

safe minnow
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Find where your recruiter lives now

twin sandal
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rip

deft dawn
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for coinbase?

twin sandal
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yea

sinful locust
ripe dawn
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I myself am a little curious when Coinbase will select candidates for their internship program. The process has been ongoing for a little over three weeks now.

sinful locust
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@safe minnow !!!

safe minnow
sinful locust
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final final final!

safe minnow
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@honest spire

sinful locust
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@uneven crane

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@honest spire

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zon > databricks > mongdb > nflix

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@honest spire

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zon is easiest

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@uneven crane

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!!!

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@rocky star

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@rift

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@rift

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@prisma birch

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zon is top

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zon is all

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databricks >> in that scenario

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doesn't nflix only look at people with 2-3 yoe

safe minnow
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I think databricks is king

sinful locust
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db king

safe minnow
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Snowflake obv good too though

ripe dawn
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I cannot speak for Databricks and MongoDB, however, with regards to salary, total compensation and career growth with respects to the latter, from personal acquaintances, I can state with reasonable accordance that employees at Netflix and Snowflake have a higher potential of receiving raises and promotional equity as a result of their performance.

tough bear
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snowflake is like == databricks

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similiar level of talent and work, just if u value liquidity over potential upside/unicorn hype

sinful locust
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zontop

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is ur pfp ted

tough bear
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mm idk, i think snowflake interviews are harder but databricks prob has more interest from cracked people

safe minnow
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What's single trigger

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Ah ok

sinful locust
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Manpower 4 life

safe minnow
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I didn't know the diff ebfore

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Ty

tough bear
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100%

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between nflx, snowflake, and db its all team at that point

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id slightly discredit db cause liquidity is pretty important in this environment imo

sinful locust
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u make a lot of monies tho

tough bear
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nah i dont mind bad wlb if its bad wlb due to passion or interesting work

safe minnow
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How hard is it to go from NG to senior

sinful locust
tough bear
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you prob want liquid savings in case of layoffs or an ipo is way too far out

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and yeah overvalued issues as well

safe minnow
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Wtf

sinful locust
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bc of turnover? WazowskiStare

tough bear
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mm idk if i agree with those three

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uber the least

safe minnow
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No roblox sadge

tough bear
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imo for growth you want companies that highly reward high performers

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idk if uber does that

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ik stripe and meta do

brazen lantern
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anybody knows anything about nimblerx?

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the hiring process?

half plinth
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with managers decreasing at meta, do u think growth still the same?

sinful locust
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thoughts

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mid rare gang?

sinful locust
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google.

midnight sonnet
safe minnow
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😮

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That sounds pretty cool

still bison
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Akuna internship still happening for summer 2023

safe minnow
still bison
safe minnow
still bison
jade elm
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ask for a late start date for google (in august), or push snowflake to fall. if you can't, i wouldn't mess around with your google offer

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snowflake is cool, but as a sophomore, google will help a lot with resume screens for future internships

granite fulcrum
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Whichever one u can remote do fall

gentle latch
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how so?

midnight sonnet
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hard truth tech recruiters don't give two fucks about actual work

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just screen for names

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u could literally solve P=NP and still get resume gapped

granite fulcrum
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high hiring bar

midnight sonnet
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didn't the creator of homebrew the package manager for every dev using a mac get rresume rejected from google lol

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like wtf

gentle latch
safe minnow
midnight sonnet
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regardless

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he's prolly had more impact than 99% of google swe's

safe minnow
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Maybe, I get my false posititves and negatives mixed up KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

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Yeah

midnight sonnet
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i was like

safe minnow
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That's what I meant to say KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

midnight sonnet
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am i retarded or

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but yeah now that it's clarified what u mean

broken meadow
midnight sonnet
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still a recrutier worht thier salt would know about homebrew

safe minnow
midnight sonnet
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legit could pass screens

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ats at least

broken meadow
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"account manager" would pass the 1 second glance screen

wary harbor
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bro 😵

wary harbor
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oh nothing yo ru a SWE?

fervent furnace
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has anyone interned at dell? would love some insights (even if you haven't and know of the company's intern program)

hollow crystal
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gm

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what's average TC for a summer internship for a master's student?

somber solstice
thorn quartz
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im better

fresh temple
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How do I make a shit ton of money?

I promise I am not just being really greedy,I need the money for a good reason. I am a rising sophomore at NYU. I have an internship this summer at a small startup.

I am good at leetcode and technical interviews in general so I think I have a fair shot at HFT internships if I get interviews. I'm almost certain I would crush the technical portion of any easier non HFT interviews (FAANG, Univorns).

How do you guys propose I make a lot of money? What's the max I can make from internships? Can I do multiple internships a year without delaying graduation? Should I launch a shitty startup? Rob a bank? Are ICOs still a thing?

safe minnow
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I just realized, you’re name has nyu in it and you don’t go to nyu

fresh temple
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csmajors subredidt

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brainlet posts all day long

safe minnow
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I think there's a shot he's just trolling lmao

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Nvm

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💀

stoic coral
fresh temple
broken meadow
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practicing specifically for snowflake OA yay or nay? that shit hard but also a lot of their stuff feels like stuff u wont encounter elsewhere

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like MEX

mortal cobalt
broken meadow
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intern

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imma be spending time practicing DSA anyways my dude

mortal cobalt
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yolo it

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is it hackerrank or codesignal

granite fulcrum
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i thot snowflake questions were online

broken meadow
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def not codesignal. i think it was hackerrank

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they usually give u DP problems. and weirdly, a lot of problems that explicitly involve MEX in one way or another IME

brazen lantern
hearty river
broken meadow
# brazen lantern MEX?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mex_(mathematics)

Mex (mathematics)

In mathematics, the mex of a subset of a well-ordered set is the smallest value from the whole set that does not belong to the subset. That is, it is the minimum value of the complement set. The name "mex" is shorthand for "minimum excluded" value.
Beyond sets, subclasses of well-ordered classes have minimum excluded values. Minimum excluded v...

sinful locust
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When do new grad offers start? I graduate in December 2023 so if I graduate in December, can I get offers that start in January 2024 or should I delay graduation to May 2024 so I will have a better chance to get full time offers? I'm international so I will have to either be in college or get a job to stay in the U.S

astral dew
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Think it just depends on the company

sinful locust
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Yeah because most new grad applications only start around September - October, I'm not sure if I can get an offer by December

sinful locust
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increase the search space.

dense tinsel
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saw this today at national art gallery

CLRS is haunting me I swear...

thisisjlai_second-floor-view-of-nga-east-building_yesmydccool.png
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why does my brain immediately jump to this ...

2Q.png
brazen lantern
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fr

potent imp
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It’s too similar

dense tinsel
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@brazen lantern is ur pfp itachi?

brazen lantern
dense tinsel
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i forget whats an lru cache

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isnt it a mem optimization th ing

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ooh right

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memoization

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idk whe nill learn DP but it'll probably be this summer bc usaco

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will be nice to learn

next blaze
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LFGGG

grand dagger
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💯 💯 💯

short nest
tulip aspen
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go go go

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future ioi camp fr

short nest
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if you're asking for jobs applied through linkedin, you click yes after you apply for a job

image.png
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and then it appears in "my jobs", in the job tab

short nest
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npnp

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wait fr? gg

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notion/spreadsheet it is then

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ye no perfect solution for it

cold turret
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Make an extension that updates your spreadsheet after some hotkeys you send, it saves the url, the company name and the screenshot with the date

dense tinsel
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and then codeforces to practice as well

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once i do silver level (so maybe a few weeks into it) ill start doing leetcode to practice the DSA

fresh temple
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The state of the job market

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obtuse timber
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just need to be better at leetcode than 2464 people

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meanwhile in my tiny european city

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and imma still get ghosted WHYYY

short nest
coarse marten
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Edinburgh

obtuse timber
broken meadow
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mans just roleplaying the hustle

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let him be

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he will practice the DSA

gentle latch
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Bog keeps leaving sadge

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Hi mr lel

earnest hatch
gentle latch
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Good mr lel
I might leave the server soon
I waste too much time on here and I gotta focus on other things rn

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🫡

grand dagger
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anyone here in robotics?

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how far away is this from reality?

IMG_8036.png
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asking out of academic curiosity

earnest hatch
safe minnow
grand dagger
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get michael off of my screen you all agree with me

oak drift
dense tinsel
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imma do it in summer i have better things to do rn (ap studying and waiting to hear back for internship)

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after APs are over i can prob start

oak drift
gentle latch
grand dagger
gentle latch
grand dagger
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if you grind you can make this for us

dense tinsel
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what the fuck dude

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like genuinely what the fuck

gentle latch
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I want donuts

hallow scroll
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i wish i cat 🐱

safe minnow
hallow scroll
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🔥

grand dagger
dense tinsel
safe minnow
dense tinsel
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like ik its cringy to say so and ill prob never land hrt but like their philosophy and mission really speaks to me

dense tinsel
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what

obtuse timber
dense tinsel
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advancing hft via math and ai and programming stuff

real sedge
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HRT is just CRUD tbh

sinful locust
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DM me resume

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But u get to skip classes

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He built different

thorn quartz
thorn quartz
thorn quartz
obtuse timber
thorn quartz
sinful locust
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It’s over

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Might as well go work at Wendy’s as a cashier rn so u can climb the ladder to cashier manager

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😭

grand dagger
sinful locust
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4.0 or cashier

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I see why Amazon is keeping u in waitlist now

safe minnow
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What’s merced

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Ah

thorn quartz
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How u get a D in a class

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Come home ❤️

thorn quartz
obtuse timber
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i got faith in our unwanted child

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he gonna make it

safe minnow
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Interesting

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I never knew of a HS that did it like that

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Yeah it’s diff here

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Ah

thorn quartz
#

Drop the ego quick lil bro @dense tinsel trust this for ur own good

safe minnow
#

🤔

thorn quartz
#

why u back peddling krishna

safe minnow
#

How competitive is chem among Asian guys

obtuse timber
#

Bro gonna come back to 25 pings and 30 mins of shit talking 😭

safe minnow
#

Makes sense

sinful locust
#

Russsian lit 💀 stop ✋

thorn quartz
#

Underwater pottery mayhaps

safe minnow
#

How hard is CMU transfer internally

#

Really? I thought humanities had less Asian representation than stem

#

Damn

obtuse timber
#

bug tech 🐛

safe minnow
#

Ah ok

thorn quartz
#

Realistically where u go doesn’t matter unless it’s quant but also @somber solstice exists ^_^

sinful locust
#

What’s a wecu

safe minnow
thorn quartz
#

But I want to keep bullying neclo (fir his own good )(srs)

simple garden
#

neclo came in the server wanting to do ml and he leaving as a wendys cashier hopeful

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if his parents are rich enough he could make harvard zlist 🙏

safe minnow
#

I had a better shot as a creative writing major KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

simple garden
#

theres a strat u could do to get into ucs oos but its patched now

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bc direct major admit

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💀

safe minnow
#

Like chance you couldn’t transfer in

simple garden
safe minnow
#

Wtf

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Oh

simple garden
#

p much

safe minnow
#

God damn that’s a hell of a back door

simple garden
#

yeah its wraps now

thorn quartz
#

it’s ok u can still go to Uw Madison the best school ever !!

simple garden
#

Interesting thread from an openai engineer

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I think there’s a high chance that AIs will likely be smarter than us at any given task in a few years the way this is going; people who took pride in being the cognitive elite will have to redefine themselves. learn to plumb!

thorn quartz
#

GPT 4 is still p shit at programming

#

If u are writing worse code than it then u need help I think

simple garden
#

It will get better sadly

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Bc on exponentials

thorn quartz
#

Ya but rn

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He said gpt4

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Specifically

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Lex did I mean

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and he’s right

safe minnow
#

I believe we may reach a point where it's hard to improve more on general problem solving without sarificing another area/massive increasing power consumption

#

I know rn it is, but specifically referring to the future

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Idk about that, building a LLM is not a trivial task, and who's to say openai will not sell a special type of license in the future that will not collect data if you pay a premium

lethal sand
#

did anyone here get Mercury DS take home assignment?

safe minnow
#

Maybe idk

simple garden
#

yeah but tbh not worth for oos/int at that point

#

in state prob

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mathematics gladge

#

or legoat

#

or chaewon

#

why u trolling on cs servers then

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what do you do now

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💀

#

I can get you KKR referral

#

💀

#

Does he not hire already?

#

O

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I guess u have to be director

#

Get me in too big bro 🙏

#

sent you a linkedin request

thorn quartz
#

what

#

idk ur linkedin

somber solstice
upbeat cradle
#

ty

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nah i want one

#

go with my enron ethics department employee of the year

safe minnow
#

@upbeat cradle how strongly do you want to work at hrt

thorn quartz
#

Errybody know legoat

upbeat cradle
#

ft we'll see

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probably too

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yessir

dense tinsel
#

😭 ok ye i am pretty screwed

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but am improving slowly

#

did a lot of math today, no time to think about the past

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js try harder now and see where i end up

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ye i was grinding

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dinner time rn tho

#

will get better grades this quarter and 5s on all APs

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then grind in summer

#

i did bad this year in my classes but

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dwelling on it wont change them

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lesson learned

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ye bye

obtuse timber
#

if u aint getting into t5 ur life pretty much over

pseudo knoll
#

holy fuck this guys young enough to be taking ap tests

obtuse timber
#

i go to mit

brazen lantern
#

bruh I wish I started at 14

#

💀

simple garden
#

😭😭😭😭😭

safe minnow
#

Man whoever created this bot doesn't know about concurrency

#

Goes one channel at a time

final cobalt
#

(HOW)

upbeat cradle
#

WHO

safe minnow
#

Wait

#

It actually could be someone manually doing it

obtuse timber
#

they call me Interview Man

sankeymatic_20230409_234049_3200x1200.png
fervent furnace
#

what company is this?

#

ahh gotcha.

sly brook
quaint bolt
#

It used to be much better

#

Loo kids apply externally anyways so some companies have stopped posting

#

I stopped using it 4th onwards

granite fulcrum
dense tinsel
#

HEY

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STALKER

#

YEAH

#

WTF

#

💀

#

ok well that thread had helpful ppl

fresh temple
#

why is your dream job zon

dense tinsel
#

besides some 18 yr old who got zon pre college and was flexing

dense tinsel
fresh temple
#

what's ur new dream job

dense tinsel
#

im guessing some startup but idk

#

doesnt matter ill take any work i can get internship wise

#

yeah

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thx bro

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YEAH IM GONNA TRYHARD

#

and not just junior year, starting this quarter

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not tj

#

tj is nearby tho and at every academic competition they smash everyone at regionals

#

debate, MUN, scioly, science bowl

#

pretty annoying.

#

generic unfortunately

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tennis, cello, quit piano

#

and ig usaco in summer but thats not really an EC

fresh temple
#

tj

safe minnow
somber solstice
#

what server is this

left grove
#

the zoox application page is lagging my whole computer LMAO

lethal sand
#

is zoox hiring?

#

actively

spark hearth
#

whats a zoox?

grand dagger
#

psyop

sinful locust
#

zoom

grand dagger
#

who would name a startup zoox

#

its fake

#

its not a real name

sinful locust
grand dagger
#

apologies for the language

obtuse timber
#

alright which one of you was this

Screenshot_20230410_123844_Reddit.jpg
astral dew
dense tinsel
grand dagger
#

im right im literally right

#

do we think bankers get insecure that other ppl might thjnk theyre flexing?

#

nah they know they are they leverage that shit

#

mfs here policing eachother not to flex too much this is exactly equivalent to cuckoldry (not gonna elaborate too many words for disc)

fresh temple
obtuse timber
# grand dagger unironic though this gotta suck tech people are betas we undervalue prestige

I'm currently having a mental breakdown. Six months ago I finally found the perfect girl whose internships' prestige matches mine (Hudson River Trading, Two Sigma). Obviously, my internships are just slightly more prestigious (Jane Street, Citadel), but close enough. However, this internship season, my girlfriend got into Jane Street while I didn't get a return offer. Obviously, my supervisor was threatened by me and afraid I'd take his job. I've had to settle for interning at Google Brain (eww) and now my prestigious girlfriend wants to break up with me. She says she's found another guy who has interned at every single trading firm every summer since middle school. How do I win her back?

fresh temple
#

Satire surely

grand dagger
#

this is exactly like when they shot galileo or when they crucified christ

#

u hate it when prophets cook!!!

obtuse timber
sinful locust
#

and i made 50k selling coke, contact me to earn now

safe minnow
#

I cannot understand the sequence of letters you decided to output

obtuse timber
#

wike *screams* when *notices buldge* u teww someonye ÚwÚ uw in cs and they havent updated theiw pewception and theiw fiwst weac ij pity do you feew infuwiated ow (・`ω´・) do you feew a s-sense of smug siwent *screeches* satisfactionw

loud schooner
#

On resume, does Square or Cash App sound better?

hallow scroll
#

square

scenic sluice
#

Exercise and go outside bro seriously

ivory ocean
#

Is this satire or did I just see beta used to describe a person unironically

#

Bro I finally actually read your user name and a PB&J pie sounds good as fuck

#

I want one

#

I always just kinda saw it as “pbujshd” and never read the name

#

Those things are sooo good

#

I might get a box next time I’m at the store

#

For nostalgia

tepid bison
#

Just accepted my offer

#

Moving is so stressful

foggy osprey
tepid bison
#

Rivian

ivory ocean
#

I’m gonna write off that whole message spree by you as satire

#

Because if I don’t I might leave the server

thorn quartz
#

they do look like pbj pies

#

fuck i want one now

sharp sedge
#

^

#

i agree but some of those are objectively worse

#

dcotor 100% is worse imo, lawyer probably, ib not if ur really good

#

swe salariews arent that high

#

but 200k starting when 20 > like 600+ when 40

#

200k is like minimum wage

#

no troll

#

swe floor is decent? 200k is the floor i tihnk right for new grads

obtuse timber
sharp sedge
#

but also very few ppl get to those high levels for ib and law, middle 50% salary for swe is proabbly higher

sharp sedge
obtuse timber
safe minnow
#

real

sharp sedge
#

how?

#

i am an average/below average student and got like 10+ faang level offers so imo it is not hard

#

just do amazon

#

thats 200k

fresh temple
#

Nah you have to get lucky or be good

safe minnow
#

Do you know how hard it is to get a KKR hirevue?

sharp sedge
#

what are u doing

fresh temple
#

Who goes to cap1 and stays bro

#

Ofc the talent is mid

#

Growth is not there

sharp sedge
#

i meant where are u gonna work

twin sandal
#

for samsara data engineer whats the process

#

i got some email saying they picked me to movr ahead from ripplematch

#

but nothing since

fresh temple
#

You’ll never be a billionaire being a wagie for any company

#

Just be Lucy Guo

#

Only non rope option

#

Still richer than any of us will ever be

civic ocean
fresh temple
#

She can wipe her tears with $100s

#

Surely she is

#

Owned significant part of scale

#

Alexandr Wang is def a billionaire

#

Oh no she’s not

#

Like half billion

safe minnow
fresh temple
#

Damn guess it’s over for you kid

#

You’ll never measure up

#

Wtf does he do for a job

#

Trad fi really is the answer

obtuse timber
#

i bet elon couldn't pass highschool calc either

#

i've never used calc for anything outside of calc class

#

we clown him cause of the dumb shit he says lmao

safe minnow
fresh temple
#

If you want to get rid of false positives then you screen gpa

#

Web dev is my dream 😎

obtuse timber
#

doesn't he want to be a ml researcher or something?

fresh temple
#

He said unitonically he wants to come up with new algorithms doing research with PhDs in CS

#

Like bro you are a high schooler who can’t code or do math

trail rampart
#

How long does it take to hear back from coinbase, after doing final interview

sinful locust
pseudo knoll
#

how does he know what research is like??

#

i dont know much about research but it just seems unbelievably boring to me

obtuse timber
#

it is

sinful locust
#

gapped cooked absolutely seared

quaint bolt
tulip aspen
safe minnow
#

Unless you're making the specific modifier of famous research

fresh temple
#

or like you can create shitty algorithms I'm sure, any groundbreaking algorithms that will change how people write code prolly not

pseudo knoll
#

lmfao

fresh temple
#

unironically my friend really likes web dev

#

he makes gorgeous websites

#

good for him tbh

safe minnow
fresh temple
safe minnow
#

Yeah

#

The perf optimizations can add up and make a new algo after it's been done enough sometimes

fervent fulcrum
#

has coinbase sent out any offers yet

fresh temple
harsh turret
fresh temple
harsh turret
fresh temple
#

some people have gotten offer

harsh turret
fresh temple
#

like what proof do you want lmao

#

people just say they got offer

#

up to you to believe them

harsh turret
obtuse timber
#

💀

fresh temple
#

what proof can I personally offer you

gentle latch
hallow scroll
harsh turret
#

there's nothing anecdotal about his remark

fresh temple
#

if it's not anecdotal then idk what it is

harsh turret
#

Clearly sarcasm doesn't fare well over text

simple garden
#

😹

#

This discord trolling get serious

#

🤞

trail rampart
#

I shouldnt have intiatied it 😦

fresh temple
#

i didn't have my nappy time

trail rampart
#

you guys going crazy

fresh temple
#

im hangry and tired

trail rampart
trail rampart
hardy patrol
#

ibm taking a shit ass long time

fresh temple
#

not ramadan

hardy patrol
#

to get back to me

trail rampart
#

Also lots of layoffs 2 days ago

hardy patrol
#

bruh

trail rampart
#

They moving jobs to india and mexico

hardy patrol
#

i aced the OA but they didnt get back to me idk if its just a lost cause

simple garden
#

Except IB

trail rampart
hardy patrol
#

only been 10 days tho and i need to commit to an apartment for my current offer

trail rampart
#

Ibm is a bit werid, each manager post there own listing, but OA is the same for particualr types, backedn/frontend etc

#

and then the resume screen will happen again by hiring managers

hardy patrol
#

ill reach out again to a hiring manager thanks ark

#

ill find one on linkedin maybe

trail rampart
hardy patrol
#

US

trail rampart
hardy patrol
#

🥶

#

my hm got plot armor

fair owl
#

everyone and their mom is crud swe at waterloo

somber solstice
#

crud swe is so based tbh

junior lotus
#

unfucking believable this market

#

BAE system systems engineer reject

#

literally went through 2 rounds of interview

#

and after i was done talking they seemed all impressed

#

and started telling me all about the job, even had me sign a conflict of interest form

#

YET

#

i still got rejected

gloomy plover
#

tf

#

i felt that

junior lotus
#

but they usually communicate over email and inform you of your application status immediately, i just happened to check my application portal and it said rejected

#

but never got an email

#

and it took them an entire week to process that i am the interview stage in portal

#

could there still be a chance??

spark hearth
#

anyone have experience in reneging capital one?

fresh temple
#

-soz, kyoberry

sinful locust
#

1 day

fresh temple
#

renege after your start date

#

simply don't show up

sinful locust
#

no

#

trolling is banned in cscd

fresh temple
#

you should actually just hire your friend

#

to work there and pretend to be you

#

that way

#

you can make money at your internship and at the other one

#

as long as they have paperwork who cares

pseudo knoll
hardy patrol
#

the kyoyo arc came to a close

#

he landed an internship after 9 months

ivory ocean
#

I grew up as basically a “jock” I mean we didn’t have those cliques really but I hung out with the typical popular kids etc, I still think the idea that you should tell people you’re prestigious for working somewhere hard to get is moronic.

It has nothing to do with thinking it’s bad to have prestige. It’s that even if you have “prestige” nobody gives a flying fuck. I’ve never even met examples of your other professions, like lawyers, who go around flexing their job. Because nobody cares man, nobody on this entire earth gives a shit if you got a hard high paying job

ivory ocean
#

Apparently they’re voting on whether they should ban non competes in the US within the next couple weeks

#

That’s dope

sudden stream
midnight fable
#

Why?

foggy osprey
#

is amazonuniversity site broken?

sudden stream
#

return your macbook boy tmr night

foggy osprey
#

lol

hearty river
#

@foggy osprey

foggy osprey
#

how may i assist ya

#

are u gonna react everytime

#

did u set a bot thanospog

earnest hatch
#

@hearty river your cat avatar is looking cute with the flower animations kirbywow

hearty river
#

yo

foggy osprey
#

im kinda happy dogesmile

#

zon fall might be a reality KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

hearty river
earnest hatch
foggy osprey
#

i love zon

#

i used to not like it

#

but now i love it

#

you sure

#

mine doesnt work

#

its buggy but it is back

#

thanks bro

tough bear
#

nah i think medicine is the outliar

#

lots of praise and admiration

ivory ocean
#

I don't deny that other jobs are way more serious, I deny that anyone gives a shit

#

Nobody out here is going "ugh those tech bros are too humble I don't want to hire them

scenic sluice
#

What is ur point im so confused

gentle latch
#

Toad is the most prestigious character

#

We are discussing our lord and savior, Toad

oak drift
#

Can someone summarize the previous convo

safe minnow
# oak drift Can someone summarize the previous convo

The conversation starts with a discussion of the different attitudes towards prestige in the tech industry and other fields, with some participants expressing the belief that traditional dress codes and attitudes are important. They also note that there are material consequences to how a profession is perceived. The conversation then becomes more disjointed, with some participants discussing the idea of prestige as a social construct and others making jokes about unrelated topics such as video game characters.

minor sparrow
#

Is it true that a majority of companies only do phone interviews for internships? Or is it true in rare cases?

sinful locust
#

what

whole condor
#

if one hypothetically gets an Amazon internship offer for Summer 2024 can they pull it back to Spring 2024?

gentle latch
gentle latch
spark hearth
#

juster is a ghoster

#

👻

hallow scroll
ashen matrix
#

phone is to just make sure u didn't lie to anything on resume/application

fresh temple
#

what is a phoen interview

#

as in recruiter screen?

#

or technical phone?

#

and also

#

is there a diff between a phone tech and a technical round

#

it's all the fuckign same

#

the reason we have two diff names is because it used to literally be on a phone

#

and the onsite was literally onsite

blazing helm
#

has anyone here had an interview for Kyndryl's or LogicGate's internship?

brazen nacelle
#

Recruiter call is just a recruiter call imo

#

Many places don’t even have a recruiter call first

quiet crest
#

are there cooloff periods after interviewing for adobe internship or similar companies?

ivory ocean
#

Anyone know Dice?

#

Never even heard of them and they’re hiring quanta

IMG_7264.png
#

Bruh they’re a hedge fund who pays 125k for quant devs no wonder I’ve never heard of em

quaint bolt
#

They’re hiring for someone it’s on the first line lol

fresh temple
hallow scroll
#

We don’t talk about Bruno no no no

spiral cargo
#

Received an internship confirmation email last Friday from Crowdstrike but not the offer letter. Any idea on how long will it take for the offer letter to be generated?

fresh temple
#

it'll come sometime this week likely

brazen nacelle
#

Apple recruiter keeps ignoring my questions asking about the team ??? I’m so confused

jade elm