That’s big
#2023_summer
sinful locust
I’m 3.5 inches
sinful locust
Inches
thorn quartz
Oh
thorn quartz
Inches
Okay thanks because the bird of the dodecahedron was actually a tempest in the northeast quadrant of the Syrian lake under the Floridian peninsula but my aunt johnathon told a flying squirrel he must eat his peanuts
sinful locust
I did not hit the generic lottery
thorn quartz
I did not hit the generic lottery
I was the Omni grid in teletubbies
sinful locust
What’s that
sinful locust
I need to sleep neow
thorn quartz
I need to sleep neow
Do you have a girlfriend
@sinful locust
@sinful locust
Wake up
Answer then sleep
sinful locust
goodnight cs careers people
thorn quartz
Do aack have the girlfriend
thorn quartz
goodnight cs careers people
Why
Do not
I cannot the good night
No protein powder
Mother did not allow meat today
Not hitting protein req today no protein powder I only get on Monday
should I just die myself
Not at madison
Taking an extra week w family
Cs570 can suck my dong
Oh
Yes
I have a girkfriend
Girlfriend
Yes
@somber solstice would be proud of how hard I just capped
I am a capaholic
💃
Getting jiggy wittit rn (laying in my bed)
Out of 70 🗿
OS 😜
No one got 100 💯
royal pagoda
nap? bros sleeping in not napping
midnight sonnet
dogesmile
thorn quartz
Last night was the cscd night of all time you should’ve been there
sinful locust
Do you have a girlfriend
Yes of course
reef basin
does anyone hve any experience with the karat interview from mongodb
hallow scroll
Nop
sinful locust
Smaarttt
glossy finch
Answer your DM
fresh temple
my fault og
supple bridge
are google and linkedin fall actually confirmed to happen at this point? A LinkedIn recruiter I asked said summer only this year
hallow scroll
are google and linkedin fall actually confirmed to happen at this point? A Linke...
Google is gonna be really hard if they do open
I can imagine a lot of people who don’t get summer matches will get moved to fall
vague lion
what companies have big off season cohorts?
hallow scroll
None
vague lion
the only US one i can think of is roblox
supple bridge
I can imagine a lot of people who don’t get summer matches will get moved to fal...
I wonder if I'm even eligible considering I got resume rejected for summer
hallow scroll
I wonder if I'm even eligible considering I got resume rejected for summer
You should be as long as you didn’t interview
Got resume rejected for summer 22 but interviewed for fall 22
thorn quartz
What does this mean
north scroll
Yo do you guys know if LinkedIn hires new grads or is it just intern conversions
sinful locust
Yo do you guys know if LinkedIn hires new grads or is it just intern conversions
could be wrong but i think only itnern conversrion?
sinful locust
What does this mean
message attached to linkedin request i got
north scroll
Oh I’m adding you on LinkedIn too what a great idea
Add me on LinkedIn
north scroll
message attached to linkedin request i got
What’s ur linkedin
thorn quartz
My@mother will beat me if I make my LinkedIn pfp not look very studious
thorn quartz
pmed
thorn quartz
if it was a brown man it was me
sinful locust
heart eyes emoji
thorn quartz
😻
somber solstice
@sinful locust imma add u rq
devout jewel
bros beautiful
json is hot man
somber solstice
discord broken
north scroll
json is hot man
He’s talking about you
thorn quartz
json is hot man
CS discord surprisingly good looking
sinful locust
ong
thorn quartz
Do rear delts belong on my chest and shoulders day or my back day
thorn quartz
Because rn I’m running a full brosplit rest day as necessary/when busy(procrastinating OS project) and seeing how I feel
I think I’ll run try both and find out what feels better
gentle latch
CS discord surprisingly good looking
A lot of cs mfs I've met are pretty dang good looking
devout jewel
CS discord surprisingly good looking
cs major are underrated asf
gentle latch
Right back at ya, mr pie
devout jewel
gentle latch
somber solstice
zamn
grim steppe
Because rn I’m running a full brosplit rest day as necessary/when busy(procrasti...
arnold for half the week then ppl other half
keeps workout non-monotonous
for me at least - i got tired of ppl real quick
thorn quartz
arnold for half the week then ppl other half
I’m running arms/forearms back chest/shoulders legs repeat rn
I love doing the same shit over and over idk I’m weird
I’m gonna be doing the rich piana waddle in the google offices one day
somber solstice
ngl im not tryna be dat big
just tryna hit a physique where I'm big
im still small rn 
im tryna be "not ugly"
grim steppe
I’m running arms/forearms back chest/shoulders legs repeat rn
respect
somber solstice
true
but i mean more so
getting a better haircut
dressing better
and like
not being small
sinful locust
Haircut more important
potent imp
When I am confident in my looks it spills over to other parts of my life
thorn quartz
idk what I tell them
potent imp
Being lean is really nice too
Ppl treat you better
Than when I was at a higher bf%
Bc of the Jaw gainz
thorn quartz
Being lean is really nice too
ya it’s great until u step on the scale
potent imp
Yeah or look at yourself jn a t shirt
Than u feel small af
And want to start bulking again
thorn quartz
I lost weight somehow while eating 4 McDoubles + a spicy mc crispy every day on top of normal food???
just glycogen and water from saltwater + sun but what the fu k???
potent imp
I lost weight somehow while eating 4 McDoubles + a spicy mc crispy every day on ...
Diarrhea maybe ?
I’m kidding
thorn quartz
Diarrhea maybe ?
Unironically was constipated on the trip
like almost constipated or smth idk
potent imp
Unironically was constipated on the trip
Fast food causes constipation , it’s well known
cyan garnet
anyone going to LAHacks here?
sinful locust
like almost constipated or smth idk
Dig in there and manually pull the poop out
grim steppe
What is Arnold
chest back / arm shoulders / legs
cyan garnet
the registration closed lol
like a while ago
if I win thats gonna be crazy
dont expect it but imma try 🤣
no
in person
lament bane
is GTS oa automated?
hallow scroll
tomorrow is the day
glossy finch
Anyone do the Ramp challenge?
oak drift
Defaupt@pfp moment
midnight fable
Is everyone on this server holding at least one summer internship offer?
That's what it feels like
Me too 🥲
obtuse timber
gloomy plover
Is everyone on this server holding at least one summer internship offer?
Have one but I turned it down due to relocation
I did renege
broken meadow
their loss anyways
gloomy plover
Lol
broken meadow
they dunno whattheyre missing out on
slim slate
didnt they open again lmao
midnight sonnet
gloomy plover
It’s cause the timing was bad as well , my finals week cuts into intern start
Got offered a sre role at my relative’s small company though, also in a remote swe interview process with Crowdstrike so pog
It turned down for the better
broken meadow
when does your semester end??
gloomy plover
I’m quarter system
gloomy plover
June 15th
broken meadow
yeah being gay shuts me off from mating with the heterosexuals but atleast anal is a given
gloomy plover
Stanford ⁉️
Na
brazen lantern
lmao
thorn quartz
what should my first course be
how to become 10x engineer
how to become sigmoid male
how to become 230 lean
which one
how to rock climb good
my roommate has the sneako glasses maybe ill yoink them and become tate 1.5
the best part is im none of these things
brazen lantern
lmao
thorn quartz
but you will all buy my courses
brazen lantern
fs
thorn quartz
i will employe praxis pbjpie and @sinful locust as my shills
hey wanna buy a course
brazen lantern
if i didn't hear back from coinbase yet, does it mean i am rejected?
thorn quartz
i thought half of my new edibles was 5mg but it was 10mg :/ time to get stupid high again :///
thorn quartz
if i didn't hear back from coinbase yet, does it mean i am rejected?
i took ur spot sorry pal
brazen lantern
¯_(ツ)_/¯
thorn quartz
no they just sent me an offer
what
i told u
ur getting scammed lil bro
i need to get @gentle latch as one of my shills
mod rank veryu good
safe minnow
Why does half of Cit's top tagged look so cancer to do
Design in-memory file system looks so bad
thorn quartz
Why does half of Cit's top tagged look so cancer to do
https://i.imgur.com/kVcfj8f.png i wonder why
v true
im going to beat up ken griffin until he employs me
thoughts?????
violence is always the answer in a world which frowns upon it
v true
safe minnow
im going to beat up ken griffin until he employs me
He'll blend in with the other already assaulted employees
thorn quartz
the issue is he has security personnel
granite fulcrum
Why does half of Cit's top tagged look so cancer to do
I’m pretty sure cit tagged is just the OA
safe minnow
I’m pretty sure cit tagged is just the OA
Oh wait I forgot people did that shit
Time to look through glassdoor again
sinful locust
Dam cracked
safe minnow
Every cracked mf I see does a quant internship at least once
thorn quartz
The purple pineapple juggled gracefully on top of the moonlit unicorn, as the shimmering spaghetti twirled around in a frenzy of confusion. The clouds hummed a tune that only the bananas could hear, while the diamond raindrops danced to their own beat. Suddenly, a flock of paper airplanes swooped in, scattering the puzzle pieces that had been carefully arranged on the ground. Despite the chaos, the cheese sandwich continued to hum contentedly to itself, blissfully unaware of the absurdity around it.
safe minnow
*I meant out of college
thorn quartz
The fluorescent socks ate a taco as the rainbow elephant tap-danced on the ceiling fan. The library books sang a lullaby to the talking fish in the aquarium, while the polka-dotted pillowcases played a game of tag with the tennis rackets. A group of flying saucers landed in the backyard, and the garden gnomes welcomed them with a chorus of yodeling. Meanwhile, the clock on the wall ticked backwards, causing the cat to bark and the dog to meow.
The fizzy bumblebees swam vigorously in the ocean of mustard while the purple hippopotamus played chess with the rainbow-colored donuts. The clouds sang arias to the sleeping elephants, as the polka-dotted pyramids raced across the desert on unicycles. Suddenly, a herd of flying spaghetti monsters descended from the sky, handing out free samples of cosmic tofu to the bemused spectators below. Meanwhile, the sentient jelly beans held a conference on the merits of polka music, while the talking cacti debated the latest developments in the field of quantum mechanics.
The silver dragonflies fluttered gracefully over the fields of cotton candy, while the octagonal stars twinkled in the sky. The talking suitcases gathered around a campfire, swapping stories of their travels across the galaxy, as the neon butterflies danced to a beat that only they could hear. A group of time-traveling giraffes sauntered by, discussing the finer points of abstract art, while the musical pineapples serenaded the rainbow-colored unicorns. Suddenly, a team of interdimensional space pirates appeared on the horizon, brandishing laser guns and demanding to be taken to the nearest space taco stand.
hearty river
midnight sonnet
@honest spire eyyyy u finally got the peacock back
!avatar @honest spire
/avatar @honest spire
tf
@gentle latch how i make this work
gentle latch
<@664367945748578304> how i make this work
Sorry only mods can do it
!avatar @honest spire
warped daggerBOT
midnight sonnet
do it to @rocky star
gentle latch
!avatar @rocky star
warped daggerBOT
midnight sonnet
ty
gentle latch
Sure
safe minnow
tulip aspen
not as cracked as @somber solstice tho
oak drift
@stable spire dracos-kun
oak drift
thorn quartz
what how can it be i
oak drift
do u have good k on pfp recomendation
somber solstice
potent imp
That’s definitely a fake profile
gloomy plover
https://tenor.com/view/borgir-k-on-yui-gif-23906064
Average Yui behavior
gloomy plover
@rocky star can’t believe y’all listening to anka
gentle latch
NEW PFP
safe minnow
Kinda good right?
midnight sonnet
@gentle latch can we make a sticker out of
gentle latch
<@664367945748578304> can we make a sticker out of
Maybe later
midnight sonnet
Can we have susge 🥺
sinful locust
gn cs careers people
midnight sonnet
what's youse's verdict?
sinful locust
celest basin
Who has the discord link for Goldman Sachs Summer Interns?
cunning scroll
what's youse's verdict?
Reason why ChatGPT cannot be general intelligence ever . What’s the point of striving for a more inclusive society when there will be no society (as per the hypothetical scenario)
steel moon
What are the chances of a 15 min "interview" with HR being a behavioral after 3 rounds of technicals? This is at a startup
lethal sand
What are the chances of a 15 min "interview" with HR being a behavioral after 3 ...
100%
steel moon
fuck
sinful locust
it’s a gca is it not
ah just means it’s a generalized codesignal
yeah
not coinbase specific
uhh it’s usually q1 and 2 is really easy, q3 is a tricky implementation problem, and q4 you need to find optimal solution
q4 is the hardest
q1 and 2 i can usually get done in < 5 mins each
midnight sonnet
did u get it??
midnight sonnet
oh fug
dense plaza
Anyone hear back from Amazon after the interview last week?
shrewd cosmos
Guys how do i prepare for my first data engineering tech interview? Just sql and python?
midnight sonnet
@hallow scroll am i not good enough? 
hallow scroll
midnight sonnet
might be for the us rejection (i'm hoping i'm still in the process for canada)
i cant' tell tho the fucking email doesn't say waht role and location
pls pls pls pls i want cb
???????? wtf
granite fulcrum
It’s just weird cuz didn’t they just hire a bunch more interns
midnight sonnet
You guys would rather take Lyft internship or a canadian telecom new grad?
lyft canada?
regardless if i knew there's a return ng offer from lyft
lyft
loud schooner
feel like a no-brainer choice to me
unless you are not francophone and hate the lang
frail cape
nono, i am
loud schooner
oh
icy raptor
You guys would rather take Lyft internship or a canadian telecom new grad?
Which telecom
frail cape
asking for a friend btw but yeah, they speak french so its fine
frail cape
Which telecom
Bell
feral charm
lyft
frail cape
icy raptor
I did my last internship at rogers and all the ng said they get 75k + 2k bonus so Lyft internship is probably better
loud schooner
lyft is goated lol
icy raptor
Damn rogers is ass then
loud schooner
no way
frail cape
highly doubt it
loud schooner
but resume value wise, lyft defo gonna open so many doors
frail cape
but lyft is an internship and bell is a ft job
somber solstice
ive never heard of bell, therefore, lyft >
frail cape
yeah i told them that that would be the best plan
bell would be mainly good for short term
but lyft would be better for long term growth
midnight sonnet
ive never heard of bell, therefore, lyft >
bro
bell literally invented the telephone
Alexander Graham Bell
frail cape
kind lagoon
sinful locust
lyft is goated lol
lyft getting bodied in the ridesharing industry tho
lyft has 29% whereas uber has 71%
loud schooner
29 % 's not bad at all in a world where ride sharing == uber in people's eyes
And Lyft Tc is really good, IF you dont get laid off lol
thorn quartz
who the fuck uses lyft
gleaming sequoia
It's cheaper than Uber
stone yacht
anyone know who i email to renege amazon?
midnight fable
Andy jassy
fresh temple
anyone know who i email to renege amazon?
your recruiter, or barring that, simply don't show up
stone yacht
the asp-offersonboarding?
stone yacht
your recruiter, or barring that, simply don't show up
didnt have one
fresh temple
didnt have one
unironically how does this work? doesn't someone reach out to you after oa?
icy raptor
unironically how does this work? doesn't someone reach out to you after oa?
depends, i got the oa from a recruiter but other ppl just get automated emails
fresh temple
depends, i got the oa from a recruiter but other ppl just get automated emails
christ, that's so impersonal
broken meadow
any potential issues if i apply to amazon again with a different email? last time i applied was like 2022 oct. my resume is pretty different now
safe minnow
any potential issues if i apply to amazon again with a different email? last tim...
Nah but you may not get through the process in time
broken meadow
smh i shouldve done it way earlier
thorn quartz
no
thorn quartz
i didnt
somber solstice
i cant use them in other servers either 🥲
short nest
ok thx
safe minnow
cold turret
safe minnow
If it’s not a custom OA yes
somber solstice
for q3 i used a cheese answer that had a low % chance of failing
but it passed all test cases
hallow scroll
it discord time
somber solstice
this was for the practice one tho
fresh temple
q4 is rng but also hard
except sometimes it's trivial
q3 you just write spaghetti until it works
stable spire
https://www.reddit.com/r/csMajors/comments/11wl2nj/third_time_trying_to_get_at_u...
fucking hell
fresh temple
fucking hell
the subreddit is just 90% shit and 10% stuff that isn't really useful, I don't even bother scrolling through it
hallow scroll
had a last min heap question before my interview and I had to actually GOOGLE IT 🤮
fax
midnight sonnet
faxx man i don't even go to stackoverflow no more
using chatgpt is what being a 10xer must feel like
safe minnow
Bro you need to let me coach you one day 
Krishna is defenitely chaotic neutral
How do you int all your gold away
Forcing comps only works if you're really good at lose streaking
Not losing
Open forting ig
fresh temple
random q
I got sent a zoom link for a phone (technical)
but bro said audio only
is that normal?
all of my technical rounds have been with a fucking face on zoom lol
not audio only
just never had an actual "phone" style screen
hallow scroll
just never had an actual "phone" style screen
google does this
mf called my number
hallow scroll
I’m gonna call your number too
do it 😉
fresh temple
mf called my number
bro that's fucking wild, I know places used to do that before covid but like why not just do zoom these days
hallow scroll
yes
twin sandal
does anyone now
know
coinbase
dyt its worth emailing them to send to the other acc lmao
safe minnow
What made you decide to come back
Frontline
Only if riven was 3* with good items
I'm pretty sure if you had a combat augment instead of windfall and played 3 anima instead of 5 you would be bing chilling
It's a lot better in tft compared to normal league because you gain and lose much more lp
You can
You can go down very very fast because going 8th means that you both lose 50 LP and lose it in 15 minutse
But you can also go up very fast
So if you're washed
gentle latch
👩❤️👨 
safe minnow
gentle latch
gentle latch
I'm on spring bake
safe minnow
Wait it makes sense now
gentle latch
weeeeeeee
mossy cave
Ok this is a very weird question, but I have an interview in a few hours for a data science position and I’ve been Googling the professor and apparently he was let go of by his university for allegedly being a raging racist. Im looking for my first ever internship and I know I should prolly not even be asking this, it’s most likely best to just not associate myself with someone like this right?
sinful locust
i don’t have a car. i prefer to produce more emissions by flying
mossy cave
Bro i swear on everything I’m not trolling
safe minnow
:krishna4k:
mossy cave
This is ducked man
Like it’s the first interview I’ve gotten in a while, he was the former preceptor at Harvard but like this cannot be a good look
I havent rlly been applying that heavily but yeah
white sluice
could anyone plz give any advice for tesla final?🥹
lethal bone
could anyone plz give any advice for tesla final?🥹
What team? To my knowledge some teams such as automation and full stack are full or nearly full.
white sluice
Manufacturing related
idk whether full or not, just got call from recruiter recently
broken meadow
normal tutoring pays decent too but its kinda mid for resume
safe minnow
Who tf is paying 200/hr for math tutoring
broken meadow
rich milfs who gotta get their johnnys gpa high
safe minnow
Ik comp math pays really good but not 200/hr tf
I feel like paying for direction is really good then you gotta grind at your own pace
Mathcounts is the gateway drug to amc
For LC?
Cuz TA?
What if they're not taking the class kek
simple garden
dm the guy who failed uber 3 times
short nest
anyone know any resources for tips for during first internship?
hearty river
sinful locust
any bigNs still hiring?
dn is, think they opened up for fall last week
haughty lotus
can you do a fall internship remotely?
I am going to grad school during the fall and trying to get an internship
fresh temple
can you do a fall internship remotely?
some do
sinful locust
can you do a fall internship remotely?
it’s possible
dn has a lot of remote opportunities
safe minnow
it's 600k new grad
*1.1M
somber solstice
gg
haughty lotus
it's 600k new grad
just 450k short
thorn quartz
somber solstice
im ex rentech
haughty lotus
im ex rentech
prove it
safe minnow
can't rly share anything since it's nda-d away
I know I could make big bucks by tutoring Chinese INTL here 
neon skiff
I've been learning myself as an adult, so much harder
neon skiff
Mandarin wasn't even an option in my high school, I started in undergrad
thorn quartz
These people are real and not NPCs
makes me happy to see because if someone like that can keep getting interviews we shouldn't have any issues if we fuck up getting x or y offer one year
neon skiff
I didn't live in a place that had a Chinese school then (I do now... and, my kids are both in it)
safe minnow
neon skiff
I can read and type, I cannot write much at all by hand
thorn quartz
i still suck at it tho
u suck at everything go work harder
safe minnow
u suck at everything go work harder
Tf
I have the opposite problem
I can only listen
Yeah
Just can't speak
neon skiff
why learn chinese?
my in-laws can't speak English, my wife is Chinese, I need to help my kids with their Chinese school homework (wife doesn't have patience for it), and, it's funny understanding what people are saying sometimes when they don't expect you to have a clue (overheard conversations are fun)
also, for some reason I keep doing difficult things and not taking the easy route, sigh
haughty lotus
there isnt any media to learn from in Chinese
it was easy to learn japanese because of anime
safe minnow
there isnt any media to learn from in Chinese
Chinese web novels
neon skiff
there's a lot more that's enjoyable now in Chinese than there used to be, for learning materials, etc.
Chinese sci-fi is pretty neat
haughty lotus
three body
wooden shard
neon skiff
that's one of the most famous ones but definitely not the only one, sadly, I've done most of my Chinese sci-fi reading in translations, not the source material, but, 看不见的星球 (the anthology) is a good book
neon skiff
I've never had the opportunity for total immersion, sadly, always had to use English for work, etc. even while living in China (for a period, I taught CS at a Chinese university)
my speaking has greatly deteriorated, listening/reading/typing is better than it used to be, though
proper escarp
Anyone know splunks process?
thorn quartz
there isnt any media to learn from in Chinese
doujin
haughty lotus
Sorry on that no fap grind
somber solstice
Sorry on that no fap grind
don't gotta fap to read doujin???
it's just literature
i looked it up
it is not just literature
safe minnow
it is not just literature
😂
I thought you were going down the deep end of nsfw jokes
somber solstice
I thought you were going down the deep end of nsfw jokes
??
i cant believe this shit exists 😭
safe minnow
i cant believe this shit exists 😭
💀 💀
somber solstice
u mfs disgust me
sinful locust
what is doujin
somber solstice
do not look it up
native scaffold
Has anyone heard back from coinbase for the user research role?
simple garden
Is there any benefit to being a student athlete
Got offer to walk on my schools hockey team
simple garden
Like for jobs etc.
fresh temple
And work hard in a way that you probably don’t for much else
simple garden
I know IB hires a lot of student athletes
fresh temple
No help for jobs
simple garden
Damn
somber solstice
Like for jobs etc.
😭 maybe a bit tbh, is your school D1?
simple garden
Thats true
fresh temple
Like a good 20h/wk for me
fresh temple
Do it if you like hockey
somber solstice
time to join school sports to become jacked
zamn
gtech #1
that's why the received the hockey offer
bcz of canadian 😭
safe minnow
<:dead:1032419763298766949>
simple garden
i cant scratch my bcak rn bcz my biceps are too sore
This is worst feeling
safe minnow
i cant scratch my bcak rn bcz my biceps are too sore
Get your roommate to help
somber solstice
using a chair
i just want to get biger
why am i so small
im simultaneously too big and too small
tough bear
u will get bigger when u forget about her buddy
fresh temple
Not worth
somber solstice
u will get bigger when u forget about her buddy
can't forget about her until i hit 500k tc ⁉️
safe minnow
can't forget about her until i hit 500k tc ⁉️
*until you work at a sweatshop
fresh temple
Prestige roughly the same and so is comp
next blaze
😳😳
viral copper
hey, does anyone know how many interns do teams at apple hire on average? Is it like one intern per team or does it vary?
hallow scroll
hey, does anyone know how many interns do teams at apple hire on average? Is it ...
1
At least in my experience
viral copper
damn
hallow scroll
they took down the postings for rev infra and design systems
I saw 😭
My interview was rough I probably won’t even make to stack rank phase
hearty river
yahkuna Matada (yahkub simp) — Today at 7:58 PM
im finna kick ur ass if princeton wins on thursday
@ Art Vandelay
no kizzy
friday*
no they have to be stopped
they already have the brains, they cant also have the athletics
simple garden
they already have the brains, they cant also have the athletics
UMBC are frauds btw
plain wedge
Guys, what would be the range of codesignal scores i could get for missing only two hidden test cases on the gca?
number 4
safe minnow
I'm pretty sure below 800
plain wedge
shit
i got everything else lol, didn't think they would penalize so much for some hidden test cases
safe minnow
i got everything else lol, didn't think they would penalize so much for some hid...
4 is the only problem that matters
If you can get 4 you are guarenteed above 800
If not you are guarenteed below it
brazen lantern
💀
idk if i am remembering correctly since its been a while
but i think there was once that I solved all qs
but tle on both 3 and 4
and ended up with 750 or smth around that
bc i think i failed a lot of hidden tests
even tho i passed all the public ones
fresh temple
if you fail any cases it's basically equivalent to not doing the problem
not even trolling
broken meadow
and it should be that way honestly
midnight sonnet
@brazen lantern is this for coinbase?
brazen lantern
<@710003117445349499> is this for coinbase?
nope got resume rejected for that :(
brazen lantern
no i didn't get it rn
lol
just talking from past exp
its been a while since i did codesignal acc
dull helm
if you fail any cases it's basically equivalent to not doing the problem
its acc worse I think, ur score goes down cuz of it
fresh temple
its acc worse I think, ur score goes down cuz of it
doubtful
thorn quartz
I have to comment or write down what ima do or I forget every tjme
Maybe a symptom of repeated marijuana use
safe minnow
Wait did your friend do any of the JS programs
Did they apply
Ok it's fucked
I haven't seen anyone with JS as their first internship for SWE ever
thorn quartz
Just be the first one 😂 trivial
safe minnow
Imo it's like a vacation
thorn quartz
I kind of want to try
U don’t lose anything 🤷
safe minnow
You get to chill with a bunch of smart people and have everything paid
gleaming sequoia
Yeah sounds like a dream
safe minnow
Yeah sounds like a dream
I mean the program
gleaming sequoia
I know
safe minnow
IN FOCUS
midnight sonnet
did anyone hear back from mercury?
midnight sonnet
FOCUS is for women iirc
brb changing my gender for js FOCUS offer
midnight sonnet
i don't think they do codesignla
safe minnow
<:dogesmile:922937091195797514> brb changing my gender for js FOCUS offer
It says anyone who identifies as a woman so you don't even have to go that far
gleaming sequoia
Oh right 
safe minnow
Wtf is this emote 🤣
Wait why focus over in focus
Having the extra days seems nice imo
You have more to talk about if anyone asks in an interview
Which apparently is very commonly asked at other shops according to a reddit thread
Yeah
They did just an earlier batch
Next batch should be processed in some days
@safe elbow the js oa was just a lc med right? I wonder if they do a resume screen after it
So if you get the OA you're chilling? (assuming you don't somehow fuck up the OA)
Ok pog
safe minnow
Hopefully they don't screen too hard
fresh temple
<@249524535349477379> monday no reply from ripple kek
smoking that copium pack
you could be like @rigid compass only to go to bridgewater
safe minnow
Is your friend a grinder
midnight sonnet
safe minnow
Some people do better without a break 🤯
sinful locust
i think most ppl are like that
safe minnow
Never burn out
thorn quartz
I quit league because new season carry jgler nerfs + am a moron that sucks at coding
safe minnow
You can be someone who becomes stronger the closer they are to burning out
simple garden
You can be someone who becomes stronger the closer they are to burning out
Antifragile
gentle latch
Antifragile <:kermit_think:817830209557889066>
@sinful locust
thorn quartz
Antifragile <:kermit_think:817830209557889066>
what does this mean my roommate played this song
safe minnow
Antifragile <:kermit_think:817830209557889066>
💪
gentle latch
what does this mean my roommate played this song
it means they are fragile of the anti variety
simple garden
what does this mean my roommate played this song
Antifragile basically means a thing that gets stronger when facing adversity
But also it's a kpop song now
safe minnow
it means they are fragile of the anti variety
*anti of the fragile variety
thorn quartz
oh
safe minnow
We can test this rn
gentle latch
antitititifragile
safe minnow
Let me beat you up
thorn quartz
Antifragile basically means a thing that gets stronger when facing adversity
Literally me
thorn quartz
Let me beat you up
I’m game
safe minnow
If you grow stronger then you are antifragile
thorn quartz
Saiyan style power up
fresh temple
rope? more like bootstraps on your road to radix
bro you do realize you had a better internship as a freshman than literally every single one of my friends and me
and we're all fucking juniors
comp 👀
radix quant tech is 700k innit
chaewon can u confirm
simple garden
radix full of icpc winners
simple garden
HRT has a chess tournament
simple garden
safe minnow
Isn't this post-nego or am I missing something
fresh temple
literally anything over 200k is just extra money
loud schooner
I heard Radix grants you percentage of profit
fresh temple
like you can live well on 200k man you won't be living a life of private jets etc on 200 vs 500
loud schooner
My pp is no one
But if we are comparing it with js/hrt then these two dont grant you percentages?
Hmm not sure if Radix do bonuses either
gleaming sequoia
HRT has a chess tournament
Will 2300 on Lichess be enough to win?
loud schooner
But anyhow, the likes of me can never get to radix to know lul
gleaming sequoia
Same 😔
simple garden
Will 2300 on Lichess be enough to win?
Is that blitz
That's what they play
Cus emphasis on fast problem solving
thorn quartz
Google is gonna ask me this one next yr
and then I will do it in 5 minute get a follow up finish that and get an offer
safe minnow
This is gonna be the biggest thing that will hold you back during the JS interviews
safe minnow
Betting that HRT has 2600 crackheads though
You can't be that good or you wouldn't be spending enough time actually trading/developing the relevant skills
fresh temple
True gotta either be frugal and save some or live lavishly but cmon you’ll be pulling in way more than that
gleaming sequoia
You can't be that good or you wouldn't be spending enough time actually trading/...
Eh, that's not true
safe minnow
@low vale what do you get on monkey type
gleaming sequoia
To be perfectly honest, 2600 is easily achievable if you spend an hour on chess per day
thorn quartz
see this is where you’re wrong
I will get physical
I wasn’t big enough to make it out of salesforce team matching this year
safe minnow
To be perfectly honest, 2600 is easily achievable if you spend an hour on chess ...
You mean chess.com/online sites or Fide rating?
gleaming sequoia
<@249563384230445057> what do you get on monkey type
Is 150 WPM enough for JS interviews? Or do they only want 200+?
Might have to grind if the latter
Congrats
safe minnow
safe minnow
Is 150 WPM enough for JS interviews? Or do they only want 200+?
300
gleaming sequoia
300
Sheesh, I might need to learn how stenographs work
Should be doable though
Thanks for the heads up
safe minnow
Just develop tech to type with brain waves
gleaming sequoia
What stenotype software do y'all use?
safe minnow
No
gleaming sequoia
Woah
safe minnow
gleaming sequoia
That's pretty good
safe minnow
Parallel make
thorn quartz
LOL
Who’s vegeta who’s goku here
man they did goku so dirty in super they made him way too dumb
golden zephyr
what is yalls opinion on remote internships? I'm worried I might not learn as much / get to network as much if it's entirely remote
north scroll
what is yalls opinion on remote internships? I'm worried I might not learn as mu...
I love remote internship. I want remote
golden zephyr
i'm worried I might not be able to make connections and meet people as well. That's what I was hoping to be able to do
hmm I guess it's more of a subjective thing
I was hoping to meet with full time employees or other interns in the office
But everyone's preferences are different
yeah i understand
safe minnow
Companies with delicious meals or unlimited snacks
golden zephyr
I guess I'll have to make more of an effort to communicate with my managers as much as I can
I don't think I'll be getting any meals 😅
for sure
safe minnow
golden zephyr
I definitely want to talk to my mentors more than twice
I would prefer every day, but with it being remote, it's probably going to end up being just a couple status updates
north scroll
Being remote might help tbh. Messaging on slack is easier than talking in person
I’m in person rn and my entire team is remote. I talk to my mentor everyday
golden zephyr
true
golden zephyr
I’m in person rn and my entire team is remote. I talk to my mentor everyday
do you feel like you are able to maintain a good relationship with your mentor?
safe minnow
Also can do that in person if team is chill
north scroll
do you feel like you are able to maintain a good relationship with your mentor?
Yeah. He loves me. I essentially already have return offer already
golden zephyr
that's nice to hear! congrats
north scroll
Being remote gives lots of freedom tbh. I want remote
golden zephyr
yeah, I wouldn't mind a remote full time job. But ngl I feel like I would prefer to have an in person internship
thorn quartz
no I will be a social butterfly fak u
Provide updates on the RP&SE guy in real-time please
I need them
He rlly posted that in discussion on canvas???
What the fuck????
he didn’t delete???
LOL
He can edit I think?
Or can he not
That’s insane LMFAO
I would instadrop the course
So I don’t get fucking reported
safe minnow
👀
thorn quartz
It’s too funny actually u have to share with everyone
safe minnow
💀💀💀💀
thorn quartz
yo can I get his name though I j wanna stalk bros insta or smth see what we’re working with
He’s my hero
LOL
safe minnow
-10%
If I was him I would be panic calling my cs friends asking to hack the website and delete this post
thorn quartz
wth this is right though lmao
thorn quartz
If I was him I would be panic calling my cs friends asking to hack the website a...
It’s canvas 😭😭😭
safe minnow
It’s canvas 😭😭😭
Yea
Fucking asking chatgpt how to sql inject my way into canvas if I were him
Yes
😈
gleaming sequoia
Do it
safe minnow
Wait did you write that
thorn quartz
EXPLOSIVE RESPONSE 🔥 🤯 💥
check sc i have an even better response
zuckerberg just recommended me follow pbjpie out of no where wtf
hes watchign me
safe minnow
Wtf is that shirt 💀
midnight sonnet
share link
thorn quartz
where do i get one
black shirt with white text may go harder however
both of these would be insane cutoffs/tanks
safe minnow
Oh pbjpie deleted it
hardy patrol
how many times are we going to do this joke
we need to execute anyone who makes these "im 6 months in the womb am i too late to get into faang" shitposts along with the top commentator who always responds with "no you shouldve had google when you were in the primordial soup"
dont apologize i just have insane conviction when i talk abt anything i even slightly disagree abt and do it in a hyperverbal way
grand dagger
simple garden
These ai photoshops go crazy
granite fulcrum
Impostor
short nest
invisible
safe minnow
Wdym
Why? Cuz beq is less commands?
If you really want to go hard on mips just don't use if statements
Yeah
Not having them
There's nothing "better" iirc
oak drift
isn't 100k in nyc like 36k
I feel like if you want the average QoL across the US (your own apartment, eating out every now and then) you'd probably need at least 150k to survive
short nest
tuition?
safe minnow
😮
You could probably retire your parents post grad then?
Are you thinking about going for a higher salary temporarily to speed up that even faster or nah
hallow scroll
NEED FAST PROMOS
safe minnow
No I mean like higher than zon
hallow scroll
HRT HRT HRT
safe minnow
HRT HRT HRT
hallow scroll
i am going to speedrun senior swe
hallow scroll
a better way to view it might be what company would be best to join for promos if thats what you want
i dont think amazon is good for promos me thinks
safe minnow
So 50k gets slashed in half
midnight sonnet
tanz same
safe minnow
safe minnow
also isnt stripe like paper money
Yes but it doesn’t work how normal paper money works
hallow scroll
oh yea
safe minnow
It’s backed by actual monetary value not the stocks itself
So 300k is still 300k even if the stock goes up or down
safe minnow
Yeah zon is practically top of the band
hallow scroll
lol
safe minnow
i thought zon was the lowest paying faang?
Microsoft is by far
hallow scroll
apple is
midnight sonnet
when did this chang elmao
hallow scroll
apple has always been the lowest i think
midnight sonnet
like among zon fb goog zon pays the lowest no?
safe minnow
like among zon fb goog zon pays the lowest no?
Nah zon has always been near the top
With meta
safe minnow
but zon culture tho
Yes the team matching is the biggest issue
gentle latch
Google is known to lowball
They can get away with it cuz they have a good rep
midnight sonnet
??????
safe minnow
If you get a good team it’s completely fine
safe minnow
Yep they exist
midnight sonnet
i heard zon team match is like rng
safe minnow
I wouldn’t want zon as my only offer
But I would take it if I rng a good enough team
hallow scroll
yea cb is known to have zon like wlb but tbh I was chilling its always dependent on the team youre on
safe minnow
Keep in mind your stock vesting is fucked so the pay won’t work out too well unless you stay very long term
To senior?
midnight sonnet
Where?
safe minnow
You might want to intern at Apple then maybe Microsoft
midnight sonnet
safe minnow
If you're trying to speedrun senior
hallow scroll
samsies I might actually make a lot of money from cb if economy is on my side
btc halving soon 
safe minnow
Depends on the team too
gentle latch
I heard facebook is great for speedrunning to senior from new grad
But they kinda dead rn lol
safe minnow
Keep in mind
Microsoft can return 62 apparently
Which is one below senior
And it's 59 entry normally
hallow scroll
i heard its hard doe
astral dew
I want staff pay with entry level work 
safe minnow
I'm pretty sure intern exp doesn't count towards that
hallow scroll
also just more responsibilities