you are delusional dawg you're fine for NG anyway
#2023_summer
fresh temple
midnight sonnet
Bro the problem is I'm struggling for internships and recruiters telling me my exp is shit how the fuck will I fare for for new grad
fresh temple
your recruiters are delusional
earnest hatch
Bro the problem is I'm struggling for internships and recruiters telling me my e...
Your resume is good for new grad already, the economy is just not good right now
midnight sonnet
@hardy patrol in most graph cases BFS is it but if you don't care about time and care about memory DFS is prolly better I think
fresh temple
the thing is 80% of companies is RNG resume screen
once you get the interview ur chilling
it's so fucking random
midnight sonnet
I think big slap on the face was when I got rejected from meta with referral and no explanation
somber solstice
true
fresh temple
I think big slap on the face was when I got rejected from meta with referral and...
because 0 headcount genius
midnight sonnet
And I honestly fucked up so many fucking final rounds this time cuz I spent so much more time applying and spam emailing than lc'ing
earnest hatch
I think big slap on the face was when I got rejected from meta with referral and...
Referrals don't matter for Meta
fresh temple
And I honestly fucked up so many fucking final rounds this time cuz I spent so m...
LMAO what
you just didn't interview prep?
midnight sonnet
I did but not as much as I would have liked to
Cuz I didn't get any oas I'm like oh shit
Gotta ramp up more apps and spam more emails
midnight sonnet
I mean for a few of them I passed but head count met or cutting intern class sizes
midnight sonnet
A lot of rejections cuz no sponsorship too but fuckkkk regardless I should have tried harder for the ones I got interviewed
Tbh Idek anymore
somber solstice
pain
midnight sonnet
Ideally the states to earn the big money so I can pay off my mum's mortgage
somber solstice
shopify is good
midnight sonnet
Shop is uncompetitive for early career imho
midnight sonnet
Ye
midnight sonnet
I think last I checked 90k or something ng offer CAD btw
fresh temple
š
midnight sonnet
I grad end of Dec there's a few fall only courses so rip fall internship
I can't pass snowflake OA lmao
Skill issue tbh
fresh temple
after coding up 20 fucking dfses I realized dfs doesn't guarantee shortest path
fresh temple
Skill issue tbh
tbh nobody can, my waterloo friend bombed oa and got offer
hardy patrol
im just praying theres no matrix or dp for patreon
i can cheese sql easy but the lc meds im praying for
midnight sonnet
I hope to god I never get asked SQL in an interview
hardy patrol
isnt sql lightwork
hearty river
versed kestrel
tbh nobody can, my waterloo friend bombed oa and got offer
who 
somber solstice
i just want to make munny fr
midnight sonnet
I just wanna die fr
For ng I'll be happy with big tech / good startup offers in the us
Would be really really disappointed if I stayed in Canada tbh
Would be over the moon if I get hft
But reality is that I prolly will get resume gapped for hft
earnest hatch
I just wanna die fr
You should seek counselling/career services if you really feel that way, your self worth should not be based on your career. You have an excellent resume right now as it is, just the economy is shit, but it's not gonna always be this way. Gotta take care of your mental health.
midnight sonnet
I exaggerate it more than it really is it's nothing serious but like an ennui kind of annoyance that hangs in my head
But there are times when I open Li and I'm like FUCK
Tbh if I didn't get shop the first time or a return offer I'd prolly be a lot more stressed
I was a fool thinking that what you work is more important than where
earnest hatch
Tbh if I didn't get shop the first time or a return offer I'd prolly be a lot mo...
Yeah count your blessings, at least you have something
midnight sonnet
This szn has proven that to me, like I did some wonderful stuff with space hardware and recruiters just don't seem to give a shit cuz it's not at like spacex or something
Tru I don't appreciate lady luck enough she works over time for me and I'm a petulant child but also can't help but think it'd be nice to have the safeties in place and also have things work out for me for a change
earnest hatch
This szn has proven that to me, like I did some wonderful stuff with space hardw...
Or maybe they're getting a lot of other competitive candidates or prioritizing those with fewer internship experience too, there's a lot of factors.
midnight sonnet
Or maybe they're getting a lot of other competitive candidates or prioritizing t...
Do they do that??
midnight sonnet
Like people with fewer exp
earnest hatch
Like people with fewer exp
Yes, to give more people a chance instead of those who already have their resume stacked with internships
midnight sonnet
Idk it never felt like that way when I was starting out kek :dentge:
earnest hatch
There's a lot of factors, it's not worth taking anything personally
midnight sonnet
MontrƩal? Interviewer loved me and my projects and I got the rejection email the very next day kek
Alors putain, c'est la vie
TABARNAK DE CHRISSE ON COLIS
Bro what irritates me if when I ask for feedback after and they ghost me
earnest hatch
Bro what irritates me if when I ask for feedback after and they ghost me
Yeah it's for legal reasons
Sucks but that's just how it is
sinful locust
you're in Canada?
I always wondered if US/CA people can apply to their neighboring country intern roles
broken meadow
swimming in rising water? usually that's solved with ||djikstra|| , which could be considered bfs
midnight sonnet
Would be over the moon if I get hft
This realistic with my resume and no name school graduation? My GPA has been in the shitter last term cuz I put all my eggs in the application and spam emailing basket
hardy patrol
swimming in rising water? usually that's solved with ||djikstra|| , which could ...
naw it was Maximum Passengers
might be the same idea though
midnight sonnet
Trying to make up for it now but we shall see if I make the 3.6 cutoff
fresh temple
This realistic with my resume and no name school graduation? My GPA has been in ...
Unlikely but doable, I mean thereās two parts getting interview and passing it
You need help on both fronts 
Jk jk but once you get interview itās all in your hands
midnight sonnet
What is it need to improve to get HFT interview? GPA? School and exp I can't change 
hearty river
@midnight sonnet
midnight sonnet
yes
fresh temple
What is it need to improve to get HFT interview? GPA? School and exp I can't cha...
Literally unchangeable characteristics
You donāt go to mit Stanford cry or Berkeley, you dont have cracked gpa, you donāt have prev exp at unicorn / faang
Just like me fr
midnight sonnet
waht if i get ref?
safe minnow
Idk
midnight sonnet
ffffuuuccckkkkk
midnight fable
Best of luck!
somber solstice
You donāt go to mit Stanford cry or Berkeley, you dont have cracked gpa, you don...
safe minnow
Photo today?
somber solstice
how I felt reading dat
somber solstice
Not for long
hopefully
safe minnow
Wecu @ stanny
hallow scroll
discord onsite is 4 hours long 
midnight sonnet
discord onsite is 4 hours long <:despairsies:1032765147908931634>
r u srs? 
hallow scroll
yes 
midnight sonnet
what they gonna ask?
hallow scroll
Is discord still open
only like 2 teams but people are already in final stages for those teams
hallow scroll
what they gonna ask?
no clue lol gonna ask my recruiter
earnest hatch
Is discord still open
They have roles up, but probably wrapping up hiring. Can't hurt to still apply though.
somber solstice
wecu @ gt
safe minnow
They have roles up, but probably wrapping up hiring. Can't hurt to still apply t...
The issue is I feel like I'm not ready for next season which is why I should be applying for more roles to practice
Bro you could have the best profile and they wouldn't accept you
fresh temple
Ages ago
safe minnow
I feel like for normal companies you could apply with JS and they wouldn't even know what it is
sinful locust
I feel like for normal companies you could apply with JS and they wouldn't even ...
u spend all the time grinding for JS and get rejected by a local company š
midnight sonnet
would u guys join an internship where u gotta use haskell as the primary lang?
versed kestrel
yes haskell based af
midnight sonnet
really?
but like i feel like a fucking retard using haskell
like i'm learning to program starting from scratch and it's also inf harder
sinful locust
mercury uses haskell i think
sinful locust
they seem pretty cool to work for
somber solstice
gpt can smash bar exam but not lc med
safe minnow
proof that cs > law ??
hallow scroll
lol have to add my recruiter on discord
ok do i keep this profile or do i censor it
safe minnow
ok do i keep this profile or do i censor it
How much do you want the offer 
safe minnow
stable spire
ok do i keep this profile or do i censor it
mine didnt care
oh waiut
fuck do another account lol
safe minnow
stable spire
ur about me is nsfw
hallow scroll
yea LOL
stable spire
make anohter acc lol
safe minnow
Those AMC scores are dismal
hushed marsh
Hi all,
I am looking for housing options near Mountain View/Sunnyvale for the summer. I am an MSCV (Masters in Computer Vision) grad student from CMU. I will be joining the behavior prediction team at Waymo this summer. I am from India and was a past Google FTE before coming for my master's. I don't have any preference for food, like watching and playing sports (cricket, football, f1), and generally into fitness. Please let me know if anyone is looking for roommates or has any leads!
Budget: Around 1500-2000$/month
Start date is May 15
pulsar prism
Andrew carnegie turning in his grave
still bison
Where are other Akuna interns in this discord
dense plaza
Anyone interviewed with odoo sde intern position and heard back from themļ¼
still bison
I heard some interns and some new grads got their stuff rescinding
Not me tho
Yāall stay safe
languid nebula
guys from your experience, what are the major signs that you definitely got the internship, during the interview
still bison
āYou got the offerā
languid nebula
āYou got the offerā
has this happened?
still bison
Not to me but it probably has happened to someone
languid nebula
well I guess that would be company specific, my guy told me there other candidates they needa interview so it might be 2-3 weeks
is that a red flag
still bison
Oof theyāre stack ranking
still bison
well I guess that would be company specific, my guy told me there other candidat...
Is this schonfeld?
languid nebula
Is this schonfeld?
Tax Automation Solution company
still bison
Ok then u probably just had to have performed better than the others
thorn frigate
Anyone done 1.5 hour interview for swe intern for Frontier Communications before?
sinful locust
with ramp i got a āweāll reach out soon with next stepsā and then got reject
š
dead
need fall job
but tsla and amazon robotics hate me
i can live w that
twin sandal
has anyone interviewed for squarespace's "Tock software engineering intern" role
based in Chicago not nyc
devout jewel
@sinful locust I got change my name back now
devout jewel
nothing confirmed yet bro
sinful locust
š„²š„²
earnest hatch
guys from your experience, what are the major signs that you definitely got the ...
I assume I didn't get it until I hear I got an actual offer. Because you can perform your best but the offer could still go to someone else based on so many different reasons (role opened for someone internally, someone has more past relevant experience, university partnership, etc.)
The best thing to do is assume no offer and keep applying to other places and interviewing
languid nebula
I assume I didn't get it until I hear I got an actual offer. Because you can per...
k
sinful locust
^^^
hallow scroll
Me with discord
Discord final is like 70% behavioral shits kinda crazy feels like a massive vibe check
Wagons did an interview at 2am in India if Iām not mistaken before
loud schooner
Discord final is like 70% behavioral shits kinda crazy feels like a massive vibe...
Oh damn how did it go?
hallow scroll
Oh damn how did it go?
Have it on Monday
loud schooner
Ok
gilded crag
how does team matching work? do you have to talk with the manager of each team that you're interested?
loud schooner
Have it on Monday
Read their body language often then
hallow scroll
Read their body language often then
Yeye, letās hope. You interviewing too?
loud schooner
Not the same team
hallow scroll
Hopefully he gets the W too 
mild pendant
does tesla care if oyu do internship in final semester
like what if i start in fall and end in spring, but i grad spring
is that different
granite fulcrum
probably not, itās Tesla
tough obsidian
how's rivian's process for data eng? is it more conceptual or leetcode?
sinful locust
Do both
tulip aspen
Do both
viral copper
Has anyone here interviewed with Apple TDG? How are their interviews? I have heard it is a tough team
hallow scroll
id go google then
broken meadow
https://i.imgur.com/xL2hKKV.png any other good lists?
i might just finish neetcode all lol, I like his videos when im stuck
hallow scroll
ye leetcode all, most other lists are just variations of each other
broken meadow
now I kinda want to go into the "classic" problems
fresh temple
he is him
fresh temple
https://i.imgur.com/xL2hKKV.png any other good lists?
blind75 but adjust it to the max
you can do up to 150+
other than that idfk
broken meadow
you mean grind?
mortal sable
Has anyone given Autodesk technical round for ML Intern position. This is what my recruiter sent. For your technical interview, it'll be around technical fundamentals of ML and Deep Learning. There will also be a coding exercise where they will be testing your CS fundamentals (quality, completeness, debugging, etc.), coding style (syntax, style, speed, testing), and communication skills. They'll be wanting to learn how you think around solving the problem so make sure to talk through your thought process / decisions. Any suggestions how to prepare for this round?
uneven vault
anyone knows how much paypal pays in arizona
midnight sonnet
anyone knows how much paypal pays in arizona
Check levels
uneven vault
it seems too less there thats why i asked here :feelstired:
languid nebula
yo is it common to have to search for the emails of the people who interviewed you
I only have the recruiter's email, do I just email him the thank you? do I ask him for the emails of the interviewers? do I stalk? I'm really new to this
I just realized having social media benefits you when recruiters stalk lol can't escape it
gotta make an insta now
and post shirtless photos at the beach or some shit
summer vector
most well-run businesses will not make or break your application based on a thank you email. however, you should still send them but it's important to draw a line between being extra and being genuine.
For the best effect, I'd recommend sending a follow up note the day after your interview so that you continue to be in their minds. If you're talking to the hiring manager, this goes to them. If you're still talking to the recruiter (i.e. screening), then send it to them. ymmv
languid nebula
myspace?
languid nebula
most well-run businesses will not make or break your application based on a than...
thank you, already sent a message to the recruiter for a follow up call, might ask for personal emails over the phone
languid nebula
basically they want to look at your life style
languid nebula
just private your profile
yeah but then you can't leverage it
ur choice
I think deadass Talent Acquisition is fancy for professional stalker
they always have no profile pic on linkedin too its funny
summer vector
yeah but then you can't leverage it
theres 0 leverage on instagram
im not sure who told you that recruiters care abt your instagram for swe roles lmao
its all for background checks
its honestly better you dont have one since its less liability
summer vector
welcome to hrtech 101
brazen lantern
idk what to do lol
brazen lantern
welcome to hrtech 101
hi i was wondering if its an issue specific to me
summer vector
its highly unlikely, ive heard similar issues from other applicants. email your recruiter
brazen lantern
its highly unlikely, ive heard similar issues from other applicants. email your ...
and what will they do
resend it?
brazen lantern
its highly unlikely, ive heard similar issues from other applicants. email your ...
I don't have a recruiter btw, just a general email
safe minnow
<a:1Love:1064469467549151263>
hearty river
SHUT THE FUCK UP
safe minnow
SHUT THE FUCK UP
vivid tartan
crisp berry
lmao discord cut off the message for the channel name perfectly
thorn quartz
Thanks for asking currently on vacation in Florida
safe minnow
Thanks for asking currently on vacation in Florida
somber solstice
nisekoi bodyguard girl
safe minnow
random apex
nah i havent done the workstyle oa
what does that mean
@hallow scroll @fierce token added you guys as frens! would like to understand more about the internship and the application process if possible
oak drift
bleak plover
Does anyone know where to find discords or gc of interns at ur company this summer?
hallow scroll
<@185820755865501696> <@217014027904090113> added you guys as frens! would like ...
sure feel free to message
fierce token
<@185820755865501696> <@217014027904090113> added you guys as frens! would like ...
sounds good I got a quiz until the next 3 hours but Iāll accept the msg request then
kind lagoon
for all my ca-us folks, how long does visa normally takes?
midnight sonnet
another day and no oa 
midnight sonnet
for all my ca-us folks, how long does visa normally takes?
prolly a month and half
what role? front or back?
kind lagoon
front iirc
kind lagoon
prolly a month and half
ok so i can safely reneg 
midnight sonnet
ok so i can safely reneg <:OMEGALUL:819225558130884699>
no reneg first day of work burn the bridges 
kind lagoon
thin prawn
sinful locust
yes
versed rivet
thoughts on coinbase vs amazon summer internship
im also a junior so i need to think about ft and which one will benefit me more
fast folio
amazon if junior else coinbase
sinful locust
amazon if junior else coinbase
earnest hatch
thoughts on coinbase vs amazon summer internship
Amazon if you're targeting a return FT or intern offer, Coinbase if you don't care at all (conversion rate is very low, no guarantees it'll get better)
versed rivet
@wet portal return internship
hallow scroll
coinbase š
quaint bolt
im also a junior so i need to think about ft and which one will benefit me more
Amazon way more safe than coinbase if youāre looking for ft as well
hallow scroll
yee depends on what you want FT, if you want a safer option 100% amazon and idk how your team was at cb but you'll probably have more impact/do more at cb
also the back to office thing at amazon sucks if you want remote options
mossy widget
Amazon way more safe than coinbase if youāre looking for ft as well
amazon delayed almost all their return offers this year tho
sinful locust
still think itās safer than cb
quaint bolt
amazon delayed almost all their return offers this year tho
They also said theyāre gonna be focussing on interns and new grads in an email
Itās better than not receiving anything at all like every single coinbase intern lol
Summer 2023 gonna be different as well since i assume youāre talking about off-season
hallow scroll
Itās better than not receiving anything at all like every single coinbase intern...
wdym we got ro's
45 new grads but they just extended intern returns and a lot of people got those
quaint bolt
Weāre talking about return new grad
hallow scroll
yea 45 return new grads
quaint bolt
Regardless of the numbers, the point still stands that amazon is way more safe than cb at this point in time
hallow scroll
yea def
quaint bolt
Do I really need to explain the stability of the crypto space?
mossy widget
yeah i agree amazon safer
hallow scroll
no lol I never disagreed with you on which was safer
quaint bolt
Did you do discord final yet
hallow scroll
nop i have it on monday wby
quaint bolt
Did mine recently
hallow scroll
pog how was it
quaint bolt
It was p ez
Mineās an infra team so the technical was lc but I assume you gotta make some react app
quaint bolt
hallow scroll
i suck at lc but we'll see how it goes
was everything else also behavioral for you lol
wtf is a principles interview
quaint bolt
Itās one technical and two behavioural
hallow scroll
not too bad, if the technical isn't that bad they probably microjudge your resume and behavioral responses
would you take it tho wagons
hallow scroll
nah I think they ghost sadly
quaint bolt
would you take it tho wagons
nope
hallow scroll
quaint bolt
Was considering it but donāt really want it
Idek why Iām interviewing prolly for the memes
hallow scroll
accidently gets offer for the memes
quaint bolt
During offer call I wanna ask them how they make money bc they must be a sinking ship
hallow scroll
oh did you get it lol
quaint bolt
Iād rather coinbase than discord idk how discordās still alive
crisp berry
must be why every time i open discord theres a new nitro ad
earnest hatch
i thought discord sends explicit reject emails
At this point you're likely not getting anything if they haven't reached out to you, they closed down almost all the roles
crisp berry
today they were advertising themes
quaint bolt
Would you take it juster
hallow scroll
yes
quaint bolt
If youāre looking to return Iād ask them this question tho
hallow scroll
yeah thats the main concern, idk how far ahead theyve thought about it since i asked my recruiter and she was like yeah um we dont know
earnest hatch
Iād rather coinbase than discord idk how discordās still alive
How come, Discord is safer than Coinbase and pays more too for intern at least
quaint bolt
Coinbase has a known, albeit unstable, source of income and profit
Look at what discordās doing: 1080p60fps video streaming, unlimited messages and storage etc etc
And their only source of money is nitro?
That shitās expensive
crisp berry
yeah
hallow scroll
thats the team im interviewing for
crisp berry
idk how they can store so much
lmfao
i have private discord server which i just use to save stuff
earnest hatch
That shitās expensive
Yeah but I'd still work there and then job hop
hallow scroll
i just want a job and money
quaint bolt
me n juster n the homies
hallow scroll
š„
quaint bolt
But they do pay a lot and if they IPO itāll blow up tbh so if it can survive until then
Juster will be rich
hearty river
crisp berry
i am the one in the corner
mossy widget
what did they say about focusing on intern/ng
like filling the openings/remaining HC with intern/ng?
primarily
oh did not know that
that sounds a bit more reassuring
hopefully other companies that delay return offers also focus on new grads
namely doordash and pinterest afaik
quaint bolt
glossy finch
pallid sun
Hey guys
hearty river
hi
shrewd cedar
has anyone interned at discord before or gone through their interview process?
hallow scroll
has anyone interned at discord before or gone through their interview process?
im interviewing rn
earnest hatch
Protip: DM @hearty river for referral before applying to Lockheed
safe minnow
Lockeed martin for gif
Bro I have chest pain from hiccuping for 24h
This isn't moment
earnest hatch
This isn't <:dogesmile:922937091195797514> moment
Yeah, tf @hearty river
safe minnow
@hearty river
safe minnow
hearty river
MEESTA FOCC
fresh temple
genuine question
if a recruiter sends me oa
and I ace the oa and he tells me I aced the oa
and then he says let's set up a time to chat
only to ghost my fucking ass
what does that mean
hearty river
that wasnt funny mr fox
earnest hatch
only to ghost my fucking ass
Follow up if it's been a week
fresh temple
Follow up if it's been a week
I followed up thrice broski
last followup was fucking january
I gave up
emailing him again
fuck it
what a dogshit recruiter
can't read
my emails
earnest hatch
last followup was fucking january
Assume rejection, they could have either filled the role or gone on a hiring freeze
fresh temple
Assume rejection, they could have either filled the role or gone on a hiring fre...
zoox is hiring like mad
hearty river
yo
shrewd cedar
im interviewing rn
is it ok if I DM you about the process?
hallow scroll
is it ok if I DM you about the process?
Sure
fresh temple
is it ok if I DM you about the process?
NO
midnight sonnet
only to ghost my fucking ass
this reminds me of okta kek my recruiter went on vacation and then sent me a sheepish email saying role filled
wiat is zoox hiring?
earnest hatch
zoox is hiring like mad
nice! is it ok if I DM you for recruiter email?
I was about to do their onsite, then I fell off a ramp
fresh temple
this reminds me of okta kek my recruiter went on vacation and then sent me a she...
These are some L recruiters
hallow scroll
Profile revamp for interview š
LMAO yea
reef basin
These are some L recruiters
My visa recruiter decided to ghost after confirming my video interview. no zoom link no phone call no nothing
fresh temple
Zoox
midnight sonnet
wen was this?
midnight sonnet
makes sense zoox owned by zon ergo their recruiters are shit
crisp berry
why would you email amazon recruiters
fresh temple
makes sense zoox owned by zon ergo their recruiters are shit
Literally worse TC than zon tho
crisp berry
i dont think they even use humans to recruit interns
im pretty sure its just rng function
midnight sonnet
i'm retarded what does the stock part of the salary mean?
unreal sun
Similar to how Waymo is to google
fresh temple
Yes
fresh temple
Ya fucking twats zoox gives you amzn stock and also zoox options
gentle latch
i'm retarded what does the stock part of the salary mean?
They give you stocks of the company
as part of your compensation
fresh temple
Where does it say you get Amazon stock
Not on levels, on blind
People talk about comp
gentle latch
u get to seel them or?
If the company is public, then yes
midnight sonnet
so that number is what u get if u sell them at the end of the year?
unreal sun
Interesting
midnight sonnet
what if it's private?
fresh temple
what if it's private?
Then bagholding
Or sell when people want to buy
Hence why itās called paper money
Because itās not worth shit unless you can sell
unreal sun
Zoox pays well if you work on the perception/control stack
Like perception engineer/researcher or motion planning
Similar to cruise
unreal sun
Facebook is gonna go up
Because of PyTorch 2.0
PyTorch is single habdedly carrying Facebook
And llama
Everything else at Facebook is drowning
midnight sonnet
pytorch is oss tho how the fuck is it carrying fb?
unreal sun
pytorch is oss tho how the fuck is it carrying fb?
Marketability
midnight sonnet
would u guys still join meta now or?
unreal sun
And partnerships
fresh temple
Well it canāt go down that much more right 
gentle latch
No I am single handedly carrying Facebook
with how addicted I am to instagram
safe minnow
pytorch is oss tho how the fuck is it carrying fb?
oss?
fresh temple
would u guys still join meta now or?
If I didnāt have any similar tier offers yes but would take safer companies easily over meta
unreal sun
Meta partners with a lot of companies to support backends for dynamo
midnight sonnet
bro i bet the avg consumer don't know shit about pytorch or llama
unreal sun
bro i bet the avg consumer don't know shit about pytorch or llama
Because the average consumer doesnāt care
fresh temple
Like honestly would rather work a safe 150K job than meta
unreal sun
But those generate a solid traction in the research community
midnight sonnet
fuck for ng what companies should i aim for?
unreal sun
Which is still somewhat vast
unreal sun
Aim for projects you find interesting
fresh temple
Rentech or rope
midnight sonnet
sadly that's not the case in the industry no more with no team selection etc
midnight sonnet
tru
unreal sun
sadly that's not the case in the industry no more with no team selection etc
Thatās just a lie
fresh temple
Grind your coding skills
And whatever offers you get you get
Having goals = inevitable disappointment
midnight sonnet
fresh temple
When you miss those goals
unreal sun
Then donāt miss them lol
fresh temple
Mr yakhuna here about to off himself because heās at Shopify
midnight sonnet
tbh the biggest pain i've felt in my life is when u aren't able to achieve a goal for whatever reason
unreal sun
Right simple as
Goals shouldnāt be certain companies
Goals should be attaining a certain skill level
Which is achievable through effort
midnight sonnet
university top choice, crushes, companies, etc
fresh temple
Goals shouldnāt be certain companies
Oh no mine isnāt my goal is actually 400K+ NG comp
Idc what company pays me that
midnight sonnet
wen u grad shards?
unreal sun
Oh no mine isnāt my goal is actually 400K+ NG comp
Do you have the skills for that?
fresh temple
university top choice, crushes, companies, etc
Ok but did you ask out ur crush
gentle latch
Well there is also a lot of luck involved in recruitment
So just because you didn't make it into a particular company, that isn't necessarily a reflection of your lack of hard work
midnight sonnet
Ok but did you ask out ur crush
i did back in highscool last day 
but it didn't work out
fresh temple
Do you have the skills for that?
I was being facetious
gentle latch
you ok bro?
fresh temple
Why would you tell ur prof that unless you need an extension
unreal sun
I was being facetious
But like
You can get there
If you just
Learn how to be a good developer
fresh temple
Do you have the skills for that?
I think I need a little luck and a little hard work but not infeasible
Or just go overemployed
Much easier to make 400K
unreal sun
Itās difficult but everything is without effort
fresh temple
Crab bucket
crisp berry
if i ever become successful im tearing down everyone who ever wronged me
unreal sun
Or just go overemployed
Why not just employ yourself in something that pays well
If your goal is money
fresh temple
Itās difficult but everything is without effort
Yeah ik itās doable Iām gonna bust ass to try to get it
unreal sun
Why get more employment
midnight sonnet
if i become successful i'll help everyone but recruiters
safe minnow
if i ever become successful im tearing down everyone who ever wronged me
How do you plan on tearing them down
fresh temple
Why get more employment
Because regardless youāre making same money working same hours
unreal sun
Because regardless youāre making same money working same hours
Thatās not what over employment means lol
fresh temple
Thatās not what over employment means lol
Huh?
Good OE youāre only working 8ish hours
unreal sun
Overemployment means you work more by either employing yourself to another job/opportunity
fresh temple
Just split your time between multiple co
unreal sun
Okay bud
unreal sun
The idea is
If youāre targeting money
And 400k btw
Is not easy to come by as a junior developer
In fact
Idt anyone pays that kind of money for juniors
fresh temple
Uh
unreal sun
So what youāre gonna have to do
fresh temple
Even for swe yes they do
unreal sun
Is target a field in which that is doable
unreal sun
Oh
fresh temple
Itās all cash
unreal sun
TC yeah
But thatās not a consistent rate
Salary is consistent
For the most part
But anyways
You do you
fresh temple
In no world is the majority of your comp base when youāre making 400K+
unreal sun
And I wish you luck
fresh temple
Agreed but I thought we were talking total comp
unreal sun
I donāt talk total comp
fresh temple
Which like I said 400K is doable
fresh temple
Wdym scales down
unreal sun
As in
fresh temple
As in you earn less each year from that?
fresh temple
Oh no Iām talking perf bonus not signing
unreal sun
So your TC is downscaled a lot
fresh temple
Thatās the idea yeah
safe minnow
unreal sun
The better idea is to have small goals that build towards your dream
Because thatās what takes you from theorizing to applying
Just thinking about things wonāt get you anywhere
You actually gotta start doing
You canāt fail yourself this way
Because you know you put in the effort regardless of the final outcome
fresh temple
I mean itās not like Iām jerking off thinking about the possibility of how much money Iām making
Iām actively studying/reading/coding for it
unreal sun
Thatās one thing, but the other thing would be to be positioned in the right direction
Like
If youāre a front end developer and you want to work at cit as a quant devā¦ that wonāt exactly work out in your favour
Just as an example
Itās not enough to work, you have to be going in the right direction
Otherwise itās wasted time
fresh temple
Isnāt that pretty evident
I think I have a relevant enough background
And im trying to flesh out the weak parts
brazen lantern
rejected after another phone screen
i wonder if asking about compensation was the wrong move
bc I think our conversation went pretty well otherwise
:/
earnest hatch
i wonder if asking about compensation was the wrong move
May have been, I wouldn't ask about comp for internships. Try to use internships.fyi/GlassDoor to get an idea
earnest hatch
bc I think our conversation went pretty well otherwise
Could also be they had a lot of other good candidates but a limited headcount
fresh temple
Itās so weird
Comp will be comp
Why would asking about it hurt you
Like hub recruiter literally told me comp
earnest hatch
Why would asking about it hurt you
Depends on the company, some are not gonna like that
fresh temple
Depends on the company, some are not gonna like that
Eh yeah whatever
It is what it is
brazen lantern
yeah idk
i tried looking it up
but couldn't find anything
i had a vague idea that its not too bad
but i just wanted to confirm
ĀÆ_(ć)_/ĀÆ
kinda feel bad ngl
idk why this happened ;/
trolled a final stage interview and then got rejected by a phone screen for summer
both of which i would have probably taken if i got an offer
maybe this summer is not meant to be
lol
earnest hatch
trolled a final stage interview and then got rejected by a phone screen for summ...
You could try asking for feedback, don't expect it of course but some places do give feedback if asked
brazen lantern
phone or final
final i tried
ghosted
honestly i will consider it a win
if ik what went wrong
safe minnow
brazen lantern
both times i thought it went ok/well
but at least for the final
ik i was 10 mins late
to the interview
so that could be it
and for phone maybe
the comp part
but other than that
idek
well there was a timezone diff
not intentional
i told them that i forgot abt the 2hr timezone diff
:/
safe minnow
not intentional
Of course it wasnāt intentional
Nobody would intentionally show up to a job interview they wanted late
brazen lantern
LOL yeah
midnight sonnet
Nobody would intentionally show up to a job interview they wanted late
alternatively, massive power move if you're a baller
brazen lantern
You could try mock interviews if you're not sure about how you're doing
with whom?
safe minnow
alternatively, massive power move if you're a baller
Iāve had interviewers call me cuz I was late before
š
brazen lantern
i think it shouldn't be too bad
earnest hatch
with whom?
Try Pramp
brazen lantern
bc i have landed internships before
midnight sonnet
bro speaking of late interviewes, my goog 'viewer was late by 30 mins and i was panicking and he's like oh shit sry we can post pone, but i was like oh no it's alright haah and i was so stressed i failed that
fuck
brazen lantern
its just these particular cases
and i am not sure what went wrong
but i might try
ty
midnight sonnet
did u read my okta interview? she scheduled my phone and then ghosted and she sent an email saying she was on vacation
kekw
and role filled
bro
BRO
SHE'S THE FUCKING ONE
holy fuc
HOLY FUCK
BROOOOOOOOOOOO
fresh temple
LMWIooooo
Aināt no way
These recruiters are so bad how do they have a Fucking job
Holy fuck
Iāve at least had the pleasure of dealing with competent recruiters more or less
hallow scroll
Recruiters when they have to do their job 
golden tusk
Said it before but thatās really normal
Itās not feasible to sift through that many resumes
stable spire
discord wya 
stable spire
HIGHKEY WANNA EMAIL THIS TO HER
do it imao
hallow scroll
discord wya <:WHYYY:909233477600288779>
My recruiter told me even if I pass the final itās gonna take them till end of month to rank and pick 
golden tusk
So now ppl like ATS
midnight sonnet
Itās not feasible to sift through that many resumes
ok sure i agree, but when I FUCKING COLD U EMAIL AND HIGHLIGHT WHY I'M A GOOD FIT FUCKING REVIEW MY RESUME THEN
golden tusk
ok sure i agree, but when I FUCKING COLD U EMAIL AND HIGHLIGHT WHY I'M A GOOD FI...
Some ppl donāt think itās fair to give preference to ppl who cold email
midnight sonnet
do it imao
dracos don't egg me on i'm this close
final cobalt
ok sure i agree, but when I FUCKING COLD U EMAIL AND HIGHLIGHT WHY I'M A GOOD FI...
Gotta sift through that too
š¦
golden tusk
Again itās dumb to harass recruiters
earnest hatch
ok sure i agree, but when I FUCKING COLD U EMAIL AND HIGHLIGHT WHY I'M A GOOD FI...
Chill out, you're not entitled to that
fresh temple
Itās not feasible to sift through that many resumes
they should have more recruiters then
midnight sonnet
dude i was pissed for a fucking week i sent her and her collegues 50 emails
hey i had a phone
final cobalt
50?!?!
fresh temple
Literally send the clip
golden tusk
they should have more recruiters then
Then itās still not the recruiterās fault isnāt it?
fresh temple
Burn the bridge fuck it
midnight sonnet
cuz she didn't show up for my phone round
fresh temple
Then itās still not the recruiterās fault isnāt it?
No, but sheās a dog shit recruiter and the clip is funny
midnight sonnet
and peeps headcount was being met
final cobalt
Recruiters be working very hard š„ŗ. Give them a break 
fresh temple
Recruiters be working very hard š„ŗ. Give them a break <:capybaraokayipullup:1080...
Iām sure some do
midnight sonnet
Some ppl donāt think itās fair to give preference to ppl who cold email
but then deadass these bitches are like we love the effort, show that u wanan work at the company and you'll get it
fresh temple
I liked my recruiters
hallow scroll
I agree recruiting is hard but openly saying that and laughing is just crazy
final cobalt
Iām sure some do
True true. I like some of mine as well
golden tusk
No, but sheās a dog shit recruiter and the clip is funny
Lmao just because someone canāt review 3000 resumes doesnāt mean theyāre bad
stable spire
My recruiter told me even if I pass the final itās gonna take them till end of m...
yea same
golden tusk
Like be realistic
fresh temple
Lmao just because someone canāt review 3000 resumes doesnāt mean theyāre bad
Did you not read what yakhuna said above? It has nothing to do with resume review
He was in pipeline and recruiter ghosted him while he was in pipeline then told him position was filled
golden tusk
but then deadass these bitches are like we love the effort, show that u wanan wo...
Different company have different approaches to hiring, still not the individualās fault
sinful locust
they lie
hallow scroll
yea same
Someone just got oa for the same team as me so I have no clue how long itās gonna take if they decide to wait
Weāll see
fresh temple
Thatās just a shithead move from the recruiter
sinful locust
no response.
final cobalt
LOLLL
hallow scroll
Discord pls
fresh temple
Based youāll get a response
midnight sonnet
GONNA TRY THIS HOLY
golden tusk
Did you not read what yakhuna said above? It has nothing to do with resume revie...
Yeah thatās different, Iām talking about ppl bitching that recruiters canāt go through 3000 resumes
stable spire
Someone just got oa for the same team as me so I have no clue how long itās gonn...
im in the stack rank stage confirmed so im hoping zip doesnt ask me for address soon
or else itl be awkward gettign company laptop
and rengign
fresh temple
Yeah thatās different, Iām talking about ppl bitching that recruiters canāt go t...
Eh thatās just flawed system really but what can you do
golden tusk
Eh thatās just flawed system really but what can you do
Yeah the system is the problem, not the ppl so donāt harass the people š¤·š»āāļø
final cobalt
Yep. Nothing we can do but apply and pray
stable spire
Yep. Nothing we can do but apply and pray
u forgot abt the mental breakdown stage
final cobalt
u forgot abt the mental breakdown stage <:KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION:101435262433572...
Oh true!!! Canāt forget that
earnest hatch
Yeah the system is the problem, not the ppl so donāt harass the people š¤·š»āāļø
Agree, don't harass anyone. Stop blaming recruiter for the current shitty economic conditions.
golden tusk
I agree recruiting is hard but openly saying that and laughing is just crazy
They didnāt think it was in a public setting and i think ppl laugh at a lot of things, like the possibility of reviewing 3000 resumes
simple garden
She wasn't even wrong idk why ppl hating
Even the shittiest companies use filters etc. no one reads ur resume beyond some special cases
stable spire
She wasn't even wrong idk why ppl hating
its still weird that we went from u can apply any time to you must be one of the first applicants to apply in 1 yr
if ur not applying early, then you're shooting yourself in the foot
robust bridge
What should I choose: walmart vs deutsche bank. I would have to renege walmart
simple garden
What should I choose: walmart vs deutsche bank. I would have to renege walmart
walmart
stable spire
What should I choose: walmart vs deutsche bank. I would have to renege walmart
walmart position and location tc vs db ny tc?
robust bridge
walmart position and location tc vs db ny tc?
walmart bentonville is 85k base. db cary seems like its around the same
stable spire
walmart bentonville is 85k base. db cary seems like its around the same
cary?
sinful locust
GONNA TRY THIS HOLY
what was the deleted message bro share the knowledge
midnight sonnet
here was an image meme of a valentine card saying roses are red, dropbox gave me an interview (& offer), tesla should too - from: <name>, to: <recruiter name>
sinful locust
earnest hatch
Guys I got unghosted <:KEKW:1028099241006088222>
Lmao nice, what'd he say?
fresh temple
When are you available tomorrow to chat?
devout jewel
is that zoox?
devout jewel
Yeah db internship is in cary nc
is that singlestore or oracle?
bro i had one with apple that was longer
bro im so salty about 2s
i solved all of their hard q
boom still took the L
i wonder if behavioral killed me
bro one interviewer was so bad for behavioral
fresh temple
is that zoox?
Yes
fresh temple
which team?
No clue bc those emails were for summer internship and have been filled
But was RSI and firmware
midnight sonnet
!process Ripple reject cuz I don't have enough infra exp FUCK ME
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midnight sonnet
Wym?
limber brook
Guys I got unghosted <:KEKW:1028099241006088222>
thats my boy kyle from zoox
modern dawn
yooooooo I got ghosted tooooooooooooo is it after the OA arghhhh
it just happened this week thoughhhh
was so happy after the getting the OA š
golden tusk
ya exactly
devout jewel
Yeah thatās different, Iām talking about ppl bitching that recruiters canāt go t...
bro reading 3K resume is light
jk jk
sinful locust
bro reading 3K resume is light
i could read urs 3000 times š
devout jewel
i could read urs 3000 times š
i read urs 6000 times no question asked
hardy patrol
gonna be honest dawg
failing this patreon oa
ā ļø
sql is retarded easy but im so acclimated to lc format questions not the novels that hackerrank asks you
ashen matrix
jade elm
@devout jewel where yo post at bro?
i walked into my exam looking forward to it and now I'm out and I don't see it
wary harbor
yo if u get rejected from amz does it reject u from every other position u applied for?
sinful locust
you are literally blacklisted from amazon forever. they hire hitmen that will roam the streets and shoot you on sight
thin yoke
<@472859192768856074> where yo post at bro?
I been waiting too @devout jewel
devout jewel
<@472859192768856074> where yo post at bro?
waiting for written letter first
will drop by monday
sinful locust
haha
sinful locust
sick
devout jewel
the hard work finally paid off
zinc hatch
chimi how did u get so cracked šš
zinc hatch
ur gonna get plenty of opportunities to socialize at ur internships so it's prob worth the sacrifice
devout jewel
lol 2 of the three are remote
zinc hatch
š¶
devout jewel
all of my internship besides apple and linkedin have been remote
devout jewel
i get zero bitches
zinc hatch
many of us get zero bitches without cracked internships
tough bear
u need to slide into linkedin dms
they might only be into u for referrals but
its a step in the right direction
fresh temple
What was your āvalid reasonā
Imagine your recruiter seeing your post and seeing that you pushed msft for goog and LinkedIn
devout jewel
i have to go back to vietnam for visa
devout jewel
Imagine your recruiter seeing your post and seeing that you pushed msft for goog...
oh i blocked them lol
fresh temple
oh i blocked them lol
Sent you a connection request š
devout jewel
Sent you a connection request š
accepted
earnest hatch
@devout jewel is gonna be all set for new grad, even get to negotiate 
devout jewel
im not gonna recruit for new grad alot
there's few companies that i would consider over linkedin, g, and msft
hft, netflix, figma, and discord would be a few to name off the top of my head
hallow scroll
Figma goated
earnest hatch
im not gonna recruit for new grad alot
Yeah you'd be all set with your return offers
tough bear
i feel like its gonna be harder to get return offers this yr
north scroll
i feel like its gonna be harder to get return offers this yr
depends on the company
tough bear
depends on the company
idek if it does
devout jewel
i feel like its gonna be harder to get return offers this yr
this is true but it's much easier to convert intern to full time
north scroll
idek if it does
if youre company grew at a responsible rate and isnt planning on layoffs then its chill
broken meadow
when life gets harder
devout jewel
if youre company grew at a responsible rate and isnt planning on layoffs then it...
like apple for instance
broken meadow
only thing you can do is go harder my mans
devout jewel
dude i kinda regret not doing apple
tough bear
not doing layoffs != more hiring
north scroll
nah cause pretty much all tech has paused hiring
not my company
broken meadow
cant control the world economy but you can control yourself
devout jewel
i got the return offer
broken meadow
just kidding
i cant control myself
that's why i spent my life savings on body pillows
and dolls
north scroll
not doing layoffs != more hiring
companies that arent laying off but pausing hiring doesnt mean they are also stopping internal returns.
tough bear
well
we can just base it a bit off this year where virtually no meta or google interns got return offers
north scroll
yeah but the return offers we are going to get wont hit their headcount until a year later
tough bear
i mean sure but i wouldnt plan around conditions changing much in the next year
a lotta ppl believe there will be more layoffs even after the first rounds
like meta thats done 10% recently again after already doing 10%
ppl r saying theres going to be another round at amzn
north scroll
i aint talking about these companies im talking about companies that grew responsibly
tough bear
i mean
lets take the strongest pillar so far of apple
they told all their contract workers they were safe but recently fired hundreds of them
growing responsibly isnt the greatest indicator when u can easily follow others and blame it on macroeconomic conditions for appeasing the board
safe minnow
tough bear
bro its like 2 sentences
broken meadow
guys I have a 100 word essay due this midnight š
hallow scroll
i do
broken meadow
im pretty sure reading week is an everywhere thing
at least it's a north american thing
i go to a canadian school
north scroll
ah interesting ty for teaching me that
hallow scroll
yeah youre the guy that dresses as the mascot during football games right
yeah thats me
this is the new acc
I WILL OVEREMPLOY 3 INTERNSHIPS THIS SUMMER AND GET ALL RETURN OFFERS šÆ
north scroll
I WILL OVEREMPLOY 3 INTERNSHIPS THIS SUMMER AND GET ALL RETURN OFFERS šÆ
come to seattle brother
hallow scroll
come to seattle brother <:thanospog:766459435441848363>
i will simply convince my managers to be remote
safe minnow
this is the new acc
10 mutual friends š
north scroll
i will simply convince my managers to be remote
you should get discord offer -> take amazon stipend -> renege amazon -> go to discord
safe minnow
You are the entire team
hallow scroll
-> dont
north scroll
-> then work at jane street
north scroll
is the pfp change part of the revamp
safe minnow
When you learn than you can go from SWE -> QR @ Cit
hallow scroll
you have now
safe minnow
hallow scroll
honestly no clue lol if i somehow manage to pass I will be stuck like this forever
safe minnow
Nitroless gang
safe minnow
honestly no clue lol if i somehow manage to pass I will be stuck like this forev...
No shot they rescind cuz pfp
hallow scroll
š maybe from my nsfw about me
safe minnow
sinful locust
i want you to know how hard it is to not say āur momā
devout jewel
<:KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION:1014352624335728760>
homie risked his job for a woman
damn
crazy what love can do to man
safe minnow
crazy what love can do to man
Pretty low eV, my man lost his critical thinking skills
