2023_summer

[safe minnow]

When you dropping the LinkedIn pfp Krishna

[thorn quartz]

fr

join vc with facecam rn

Q

W

[safe minnow]

I heard zon keeps people without LinkedIn pfp on waitlist

👀

Surely there can be no coincidence

[somber solstice]

aye final saw me irl

at hack illinois

[safe minnow]

Yessir

[thorn quartz]

im 6'1" i j need to get bigger lo

[somber solstice]

yessir

[thorn quartz]

oh u ended up going?

did u get in

[somber solstice]

yuppp

[thorn quartz]

?

[safe minnow]

Now I know where to find him at blox

[somber solstice]

yupp

[thorn quartz]

no wayyyy

not that i ever doubted lmao

in fact i messaged you saying you would i think

when i was high one day

[safe minnow]

I’m ngl, I submitted my Panda Express coupon as my resume

I don’t think they actually check shit

[thorn quartz]

where

rblx?

[safe minnow]

HackIllinois

[thorn quartz]

oh

lol

[safe minnow]

Bro not Roblox 💀💀💀💀

[somber solstice]

wait seriously 😭

[thorn quartz]

i was so confused

[somber solstice]

Common HackIllinois W

[safe minnow]

Yes

[somber solstice]

bro my database has 45 fkn users now

[safe minnow]

“After careful review you have been selected”

[somber solstice]

im so fkn hyped

[safe minnow]

[somber solstice]

i be coding for HOURS on dat shit

yyuuuppp

[thorn quartz]

i have also been told i am suspiciously light so might j be me idk

[safe minnow]

Now drop the link

[thorn quartz]

he did

[somber solstice]

wait i didnt send it to u final

[safe minnow]

I will test your database against sql injections

[somber solstice]

I thought I did

u alr starred

[safe minnow]

Oh that one)

Ok

[somber solstice]

it's nosql, so good luck!

also, the docs are slightly outdated 🙃

[safe minnow]

Nosql injection time

[somber solstice]

amazing name!

this ain't my bot right

pls do

[thorn quartz]

is HCI research as horrible as i think it is

[somber solstice]

that ain't a real thing (tho ive solved a ctf injection using it somehow)

[thorn quartz]

im in an HCI class and its just busywork but super easy

but so much busy work

[safe minnow]

[somber solstice]

yes, i want to quit my job

[thorn quartz]

just making sure

it is that way everytwhere

[safe minnow]

What’s HCI

[thorn quartz]

it is so horrible

human computer-interaction

[somber solstice]

im gonna add like a sql like language endpoint later on tho

[safe minnow]

Oh

[somber solstice]

it's in github issues

[thorn quartz]

you may be asking

why did you take this class?

https://madgrades.com/courses/af9d93a2-e492-320d-af8d-9037cdbac6e5

[safe minnow]

Fuck it we just take out the creator until it goes out of date

[thorn quartz]

this is hwy

[safe minnow]

Oh we have the same thing here

[thorn quartz]

dont take

the gpa is a trap

because if you put in the amount of work they require into any other computer science class you will get an A

it is so much fucking boring unfun mind numbing horrible stupid terrible wokr

no]

[safe minnow]

[thorn quartz]

cs is nice and cool and fun and hip and awesome and rad until your code doesnt work

then it is horrible stupid terrible but then once it works it is awesome cool rad again

[somber solstice]

feel free to do "open-source" commits to wecu base fr

u can add it to ur resume

[safe minnow]

Yo imagine a hit man resume

You have all of your top hits

Under the project section

[thorn quartz]

did i tell you about how last semester for 2 hours after cramming all night i became the lord of x86 assembly

also did you know that roller coaster tycoon is almost entirely written in assembly

[safe minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/assembly-assembler-programming-despair-going-to-bed-gif-21635393

Decode this

You have 1 minute

[thorn quartz]

different assembly i believe

[somber solstice]

that's basically what an mma resume is

[thorn quartz]

we used at&t x86

iirc

[safe minnow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/972617781910597682/1068322551828316251/1066097230299287572.gif

[somber solstice]

I did 😎

[thorn quartz]

also i was the lord of assembly for 2 hours not anymore

[safe minnow]

Imagine you become so famous in CS that you don’t need a resume

Just your name is enough

[thorn quartz]

that would be so cool

[somber solstice]

the answer is in the #'s

[thorn quartz]

i dont think i am that committed though

[somber solstice]

that's the goal

[safe minnow]

How does it feel being able to map a discord pfp to a face

[somber solstice]

like "Linus Torvalds"

[thorn quartz]

maybe that will change later maybe that will be my next big pipe dream that i chase

[somber solstice]

crazy

u wore a mask tho

mega cheater

[safe minnow]

Oh right

[somber solstice]

😠

[safe minnow]

Well then

[thorn quartz]

y

[safe minnow]

Until next time

[safe minnow]

I always wear masks outside

[thorn quartz]

i have you both on linkedin i have already mapped the face to discord pfp

[safe minnow]

Last time I got Covid I got super fucked up

[safe minnow]

[thorn quartz]

ow

[safe minnow]

I don’t actually look like that irl

I have bangs now

[thorn quartz]

oh

prove it rn join vc

[safe minnow]

[thorn quartz]

[somber solstice]

shs

sus

[thorn quartz]

felt jovial

[somber solstice]

wecu base is the future

that's all i want to say

[thorn quartz]

tomorrow at madhacks my team is creating the most insane keyword filled project of all time

mongodb firebase AND wecubase will be used now

why upload your data to one backend when you can have 3

[somber solstice]

@thorn quartz if u actually do do that

ill send u real-time support

and update docs

PLS PLS PLS USE IT 😭

[safe minnow]

[somber solstice]

and then post on devpost with link to my github

so i get back links for seo

[safe minnow]

that promises to provide infinite storage at zero cost

You realize how sus this sounds right

[thorn quartz]

will wecubase one day become an ats parseable keyword

imagine

[somber solstice]

how is it sus

[thorn quartz]

wecu is pronounced with the c right its not like wesu with an s

[somber solstice]

when it's true

yeah it we koo

[thorn quartz]

yes

we koo or way koo

i have thought way koo but like a short way

in my mind

[somber solstice]

it's actually short for weird cuttlefish

[safe minnow]

Humble origins from Iowa and Illinois

[somber solstice]

so it could be wee cuh

[safe minnow]

Tf

[thorn quartz]

no.

[somber solstice]

fr 🗣️

[somber solstice]

long long story

[safe minnow]

Unlimited and free

[somber solstice]

it is unlimited

[safe minnow]

Both are red flags in itself

[somber solstice]

adding 1gb of storage costs you nothing

therefore, it's free

and it's unlimited bcz it's free

u can just keep adding more

it's all stored on discord anyways

[safe minnow]

Now that you mention it

[thorn quartz]

[safe minnow]

I have 100 gigs of data lying around

Can I upload it rn

[thorn quartz]

discord HATES him!

[somber solstice]

yes, it'll just take years

[safe minnow]

Oh so there is a catch

[somber solstice]

yes 😭

it's faster than a mongodb free tier tho

[thorn quartz]

stop aching

[safe minnow]

Wait

[somber solstice]

yeah

[safe minnow]

Are you just literally uploading the files to discord

[somber solstice]

once the load balancer, it'll be better

[safe minnow]

And downloading them on request

[somber solstice]

no, json

as messages

[safe minnow]

Oh

Honestly

[somber solstice]

ill add file store later too 😭

[safe minnow]

Not bad at all

[somber solstice]

yes 💀

[safe minnow]

Yes

[somber solstice]

it's fkn hilarious

[thorn quartz]

it is hilarious

i mean they dont charge you for storing data so

🤷‍♂️

[somber solstice]

and the way im making it a legit open srouce project 💀

[safe minnow]

Oh right

[thorn quartz]

feature not a bug

[safe minnow]

Just saying

[somber solstice]

like writing docs, a wiki, issues, etc.

[safe minnow]

Discord has some massive data storage issues at the end points

[somber solstice]

they better hush up bruh

[thorn quartz]

discord HATES him!

[somber solstice]

wdym?

[thorn quartz]

KILLING their bottom line!

[safe minnow]

Things start breaking down around 200k message a user

Very badly

[somber solstice]

i thought they scaled p well with cassandra

[safe minnow]

Per server

[somber solstice]

yeah, that's why I'm writing a load balancer in go

to work around this shit

😭

[safe minnow]

Do you have separate servers

Discord servers

[somber solstice]

wdym?

we can

[safe minnow]

Yes cuz they are

[safe minnow]

You need to

[somber solstice]

ah i see

well... load balancer fixes all this shit

[thorn quartz]

i be storing hella stuff in private discord servers tbh

[somber solstice]

that's why im writing one 💀

[somber solstice]

same 😭

[thorn quartz]

across different ones incase i click a weird link or smth on this one by mistake

[somber solstice]

i dint use notion for tracking my study topics

[thorn quartz]

same

i also

use

discord serers

LOL

LOL

LOL

[somber solstice]

i just have a private discord server for it

@honest spire

[thorn quartz]

i hav eone per subject

and one for lcs

and code copy pastes like binary search and dfs

in a server

[somber solstice]

u still are right 😥

brooo, don't do me like that

trust!

i make so many optimizations bbgirl

not encrypted, we use token authentication

but im gonna rework that into the load balancer TBH

the json is just stored plaintext so dbas can read it

[tulip aspen]

same

[somber solstice]

oh reworking authentication to terminate at the load balancer and then secure requests other way

since discord rate limit is 50req/second per token

and we store client creds on discord

im just gonna find a work around to improve perf by 100%

either we switch to smth like that

or I switch to websockets

ik how a mfn load balancer works

im just saying it'll terminate api request auth at load balancer

😔

it's fr faster cuz

then i can just auth on connect

and then just have a continuous connection

but the rewrite would take a bit of time

[safe minnow]

@somber solstice so quick question

What happens when discord goes down

[somber solstice]

ur data:

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-avengers-endgame-gone-reduced-to-atoms-gif-26539274

but also, ideally you'd just backup to a hard drive

[safe minnow]

No I mean

Yk how discord breaks sometimes

[somber solstice]

yeah

[safe minnow]

Yeah

[somber solstice]

tbh, the database isn't meant for anything large scale lmao

if u use it for a business or a job, it's use at your own risk

it's more of a, i made this bcz i can type of thing 😭

also, it's easier to use than mongodb imo

which is a FAT W

[safe minnow]

I swore I said something along the lines of the last time you said this

If you never ask again yes

[median hedge]

@safe minnow

https://tenor.com/view/cope-dog-pyrenees-great-pyrenees-fluffy-gif-22474037

Wait

I didn’t see the Cole word

[safe minnow]

But that was last time

[median hedge]

I’ll circle back to you

[somber solstice]

ngl tho, wecubase gonna take over at hackathons

[safe minnow]

And you asked again

[somber solstice]

its SOOO God damn easy to use FR

[median hedge]

@somber solstice I’m circling back

[somber solstice]

EASIER THAN FIREBASE

[median hedge]

@safe minnow let’s circle back

[somber solstice]

what 🧍‍♀️

[median hedge]

What do you know

[somber solstice]

@honest spire im circling back

[median hedge]

Yeah let’s circle back on that

https://tenor.com/view/jennie-kim-blackpink-awkward-meh-yikes-gif-17364786

[safe minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-tom-and-jerry-gif-22099000

Tf

@honest spire

[thorn quartz]

it will be one of the 3 backends we in fact use

poissibnle

y

[somber solstice]

LFG

wecursive stack

[midnight fable]

Wecession 🥲

[somber solstice]

[ivory ocean]

Is UNC like a really highly ranked CS school?

I’ve never heard anything special about their CS but

There’s a post on r/csMajors where everyone is telling some guy who got both that UNC and Umich Ann Arbor have the same amount of prestige/same desirability

[fresh temple]

No

[steel moon]

found this on a job app

[short nest]

which app wtf

[steel moon]

https://boards.greenhouse.io/unitedmasters/jobs/6627619002

[next blaze]

adidas and ye

[short nest]

cmon now

[somber solstice]

for cs i feel like umich > by a lot

[slow whale]

U mich is significantly better

[tulip aspen]

yeah

i feel like alot of the ppl were taking in consideration cost

[thorn quartz]

@icy plank where are

[devout jewel]

same with ncsu

my sister got deferred from ncsu despite having cv research exp and going to ncssm

yea some ppl with 4.0 dont get into the program

u have to coda or otherwise u r pre-engineering major

basically u have to declare ur major and u get in based off gpa

and essay

ngl

i regret not going to unc

somedays

ncsu is dead socially

this is why i get zero bitches

unc for the big dub

today

wym gender ratio 50/50

u mean 90/10

i only seen men

stats are lying to ya

NO SHOT

[quaint bolt]

Yeah

[devout jewel]

no im north dakota

hi wagon

[quaint bolt]

I go to NC State University

[devout jewel]

i go to uwaterloo

[safe minnow]

I do too

[devout jewel]

damn, im in us

[gentle latch]

[devout jewel]

JUDA

I GOT THE L at google

fuck

[quaint bolt]

goog chan doesn’t exist

[gentle latch]

CHIMI
WHEN WE GONNA MAKE OUT AT THE GOOGLE OFFICE

[quaint bolt]

never

[gentle latch]

WHAT DO U MEAN

[devout jewel]

i agree

[safe minnow]

[devout jewel]

host didn't want me

[safe minnow]

Guys to girls?

[devout jewel]

im heading to uw

o7

[gentle latch]

@devout jewel u got any other host calls?

[somber solstice]

hmm

[safe minnow]

*creative writing

[devout jewel]

nothing rn

im trying to move msft for fall which worked but im push it to nov

[quaint bolt]

0 calls

[devout jewel]

then travel and coast in the us

[gentle latch]

No
Please
My boi NEEDS

[devout jewel]

GOOGLE CHAN

juda can i have a role

[gentle latch]

No sorry

[devout jewel]

i want no google role

[gentle latch]

Ppl will start spamming mods for roles

[devout jewel]

fair enough

[gentle latch]

Sorry

[devout jewel]

it's all good

i want us at google

sundar dont want us frfr

[somber solstice]

creatively writing code

[muted summit]

No calls gang

[safe minnow]

Gimme ur phone number

[tulip aspen]

i'll call u bby

[safe minnow]

What were ur augments

Threat level max?

Oh

wait

Wtf

I thought you had mech prime in

Honestly if you'd had a more synergistic front line, dropped the kaisa, and had Aurelion carry augment it's a pretty good board

No hero aug?

Oh you got build different

There's quite a learning curve

A lot of people run 3 ace

If you didn't slam BB you had good MF items

[sinful locust]

What do you guys think about unpaid intern roles? I managed to land some for the spring and I'm thinking of taking them to beef up my resume for the summer 2024 recruitment cycle.

[safe minnow]

It may or may not be better than nothing

If you have no motivation to do your own projects sure

[hallow scroll]

If the work is cool sure

[safe minnow]

Oh yeah just as an fyi, double trouble doesn't work with threats either

[sinful locust]

Yeah, my friend recommended it since he said it helped him to land something this summer.

[hallow scroll]

Bruh discord uses discord to communicate internally that’s crazy

[sinful locust]

Would taking both of them be weird on my resume? I think I can do both since they're part-time but idk if it would look weird to recruiters.

[safe minnow]

Why is that crazy

They probably use discord accounts with their real name

[hallow scroll]

Idk feels unprofessional somewhat

But that’s like a biased point of view ig

[safe minnow]

Wouldn't it be a major L if discord used slack to communicate

[hallow scroll]

Yeah that is true

They probably use work email to make a new account is my guess

[safe minnow]

Hmmm

I do remember talking to a discord employee here

[hallow scroll]

That’s pretty sick tho

[safe minnow]

And they used their personal account

[hallow scroll]

Oh shit lol

[safe minnow]

They had the staff badge

[hallow scroll]

If I get in I have to cleanse my account

[devout jewel]

no more im mommys little maid kitty

[hallow scroll]

My friend said to keep this when I join the interview call lmao

[devout jewel]

LMAO

fucking chad

[safe minnow]

Having the staff badge

[hallow scroll]

Mommy’s little maid kitty @ discord staff 🤞

[safe minnow]

I mean tbh it's more of a

https://tenor.com/view/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring-the-rock-gif-22113367

More than a breach of tos or anything

[hallow scroll]

Yeah true lmao

I’m afraid they might find my bio a bit poor taste

[safe minnow]

Oh yeah you might wanna wipe that rn

Ayo your about me

💀

Do it

And then delete it quickly

Yo what the hell

I’m burnt out from debugging, will go back to debugging after this convo

What happened to this

Oh ok

[median hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-expression-sad-face-dog-gif-12351185

[safe minnow]

Tao te Ching slaps

[simple garden]

I’m reading rn

Beautiful book

[warm aspen]

Hey guys. Does anyone have a link for google intern discord? If so, can I get an invite?@autumn maple

[safe minnow]

I read a lot of Chinese literature too so it's interesting to see how much taoism is a part of it

[warm aspen]

Thx!

[safe minnow]

It's almost the analog of how much Christianity is referenced in western literature

[median hedge]

@honest spire

@everyone

@here

[final forum]

You can only use this command in 2022_winter_intern_process, 2022_summer_intern_process, 2022_grad_process, 2022_fall_intern_process, 2023_summer_intern_process, 2023_winter_intern_process, 2023_grad_process

[median hedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015752703621726298/1079525795309035580/IMG_9781.gif

[safe minnow]

I don't like this arc

[median hedge]

you guys should circle back to that

[somber solstice]

circling back rn

[safe minnow]

What is there even to grind for rn

[hallow scroll]

Hit a PR on bench today

[safe minnow]

How do you grind that

[next blaze]

ask pete davidson for advice

[safe minnow]

online dating?

I heard OLD can be hit or miss

Yeah

👀

OK

[oak drift]

grind for fun?

[safe minnow]

When the TAs are more than 20 minutes late to OH

[mild pendant]

now that im done grinding this until ng or big T fall opens up, this is the grind

also

is ripple only summer or do they push??

[hallow scroll]

ima fail 1 for interview prep 🙏

💯

passing the class sound like a after interview me problem

[bold dust]

Hi All, I have my karat test coming up. would be glad to know more about the processs, will we have camera? Can we search for the syntax? Would it be leetcode type questions?

oooh okay! Thanks!

ooh Okay! Thanks for the info!

[oak drift]

I got a (pretty easy) probability question on my karat

[hallow scroll]

Felt

[pale viper]

you just doin coding problems?

[rocky mountain]

Has anyone interviewed with ByteDance or TikTok for a Solutions Engineering Intern position?

[dull helm]

wht level are lc meds/hards in terms of bronze/silver/gold

[frigid gate]

do u have any idea for D

I do it today and just can solve the first 3

[glad remnant]

honestly mediums are inconsistent af

some are easy level, some hard

[frigid gate]

med now are similar to cf problem

u use dp or combinatorics + math ( without dp) ?

[gloomy plover]

pink creature

[simple garden]

Imagine you get him for ramp final

LeOver

[frigid gate]

wait let me think more about it first I have some idea for it

wait @sinful locust , if the number of prime is smaller than n so the answer is 0 , right ?

ok I have an idea but it looks like it different from yours

[hallow scroll]

comcast

[safe minnow]

It's rng

It will help but we can't say for sure

[icy burrow]

hi guys

anyone here has interviewed with huawei before?

[safe minnow]

🤷

[lusty flume]

has anyone appeared for Pearson video interview

[safe minnow]

Why do you enjoy being here

If you don't enjoy being here then why are you here

[thorn quartz]

bro needs smth to spend his time on

[hallow scroll]

being banned seems common for you

[safe minnow]

If you didn't expose the fact that you were banned before no one would know

[hallow scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/chaewon-gif-25710572

[safe minnow]

Uh oh

Another kpop disease victim

Spreading faster than covid

[hallow scroll]

😟

[safe minnow]

Why would you need leetcode for quant

Oh

Idk, depends on your luck and familiarity with algos ig

Just the common ones

[simple garden]

32 year old man trolling on a cs intern server

[hallow scroll]

😟

[simple garden]

Have some shame @sinful locust

@sinful locust minju is better

[safe minnow]

@simple garden who's the guy in your pfp

Not trolling I actually dk who he is

[simple garden]

Lebon

[safe minnow]

Thanks

[devout jewel]

plz

[hallow scroll]

LeBron = 🐐 #1075210903227727983ashedKing 👑 #StriveforGreatness🚀#ThekidfromAKRON🤴🏾

[safe minnow]

Mutual Exclusion: No two processes can obtain a resource at the same time.

Circular Wait: There exists a cycle in the Resource Allocation Graph, or there exists a set of processes {P1, P2,…} such that P1 is waiting for resources held by P2, which is waiting for P3,…, which is waiting for P1.

Hold and Wait: Once a resource is obtained, a process keeps the resource locked.

No pre-emption: Nothing can force the process to give up a resource.

[hallow scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/kim-chaewon-lesserafim-thumbs-down-shocked-surprised-gif-26145214

[safe minnow]

Tf is this zoom call

[hallow scroll]

💀

kpop standup

[safe minnow]

This homework looks like an L

Yes

To what

Oh

Nah we're doing deadlocks by proofs

Not mutexes

[hallow scroll]

whats a deadlokc...

[safe minnow]

Ok basically

Imagine there is pen and paper

But only one of each

We both need to write something on the paper

But only one of us can hold an object at a time

But neither of us will give up the object we're currently holding before obtaining the next object

So for example, if I have paper, and you have the pen, you won't give me the pen until I give you the paper, and vice versa

Make sense?

[hallow scroll]

^

but yes good analogy

wait i remmeber what a mutex is

[safe minnow]

Mutexes are locking mechanisms that protect critical sections and enable thread safety

[hallow scroll]

had to use mutex in discord oa 😈

mutex and thread only thing i remember from os

[safe minnow]

Something where we don't want two threads touching at the same time

[hallow scroll]

im like that idk

[safe minnow]

So we enforce a mutex

And only allow one thread to modify at a time

[hallow scroll]

shit school but fintech exp and team is fintech, recruiter told me in a call that thats why they interviewed me basically

[safe minnow]

And then mutexes are a special case of a semaphore. A mutex is a binary semaphore

[hallow scroll]

final the professor

[safe minnow]

You're destined for python

[hallow scroll]

coinbase

[safe minnow]

"Thread"

GIL

[hallow scroll]

doesnt python have like not real threading

[safe minnow]

Yep because of the GIL

It sidesteps it with multiprocessing through

Not as good as threading but w/e

Nah Python is good, just write half the libraries in c 4head

Performance of C with the ease of writing Python

Well Rust has a completely nontrivial learning curve

[acoustic palm]

It’s not rly that valuable to rip apart the legacy cpp codebase to implement something a bit better

Esp with all the exp people being most knowledgeable in cpp

[unreal sun]

Yes

Become an academic

[acoustic palm]

Js legacy code is ocaml

They’ve also committed to force everyone to learn ocaml

[unreal sun]

Idk what that means

[safe minnow]

In the US, A represents 4.0, B represents 3.0, C represents 2.0, and so on. A usually falls in the range from 90-100, B falls between 80-90, and C falls between 70-80

An average of 2.0 usually indicates that they place below average in their courses unless the school has heavy grade deflation, and is usually below the typical criteria for grad school

[earnest hatch]

@hearty river should be able to answer this, he's taking operating systems

[safe minnow]

@hearty river dining philosophers

[hearty river]

very round

[earnest hatch]

very cute

[safe minnow]

What was the array problem

The product of their lengths?

Or another type of product construction

Ohhh

👀

That's an interesting problem ngl

Tbf it's a math question

Or at least it sounds like one

Next time 👑

[midnight fable]

3rd is pretty annoying. Have submitted 2 wrongs already 🥲

[safe minnow]

Wait you’re a Python first kinda guy

[oak drift]

my school has surprisingly decent gender ratio

[safe minnow]

Yah

[hallow scroll]

probably will be on monday

[tulip aspen]

n3 do you remmeber me

💔

[hallow scroll]

n3 do you remmeber me

[tulip aspen]

L n3

juster lets go cry

he doesnt remember us

[safe minnow]

[hallow scroll]

😭

[safe minnow]

@hearty river prepare for shoe

[gentle latch]

@hearty river

[hallow scroll]

⁉️

[gentle latch]

What happen?

[oak drift]

n3 do you remember me

[safe minnow]

Man you change your pfp so much we can barely remember who you are

[oak drift]

I literally only changed it once this week

[safe minnow]

Yes

[gentle latch]

You should make it chizuru with glasses

[oak drift]

yeah

[oak drift]

🤔

[safe minnow]

No

Not happening

[hallow scroll]

YOU WILL PASS CIT AND I WILL PASS DISCORD 🙏 🙏 p🙏

[gentle latch]

We will all get our dream internships

[hearty river]

Yo

[gentle latch]

I love you

[safe minnow]

[oak drift]

i will get my dream internship at yahkuna capital

[gentle latch]

Aight its prime shitposting hours

Kirby removed it

Dunno

I guess ppl kept spamming kirby to get their own emojis

[hearty river]

@sinful locust

[hallow scroll]

me (I dont know decorators)

[safe minnow]

Aren't decorators like function wrappers?

[hallow scroll]

world

[safe minnow]

Yeah @lru_cache(None) is a decorator

n3's BAL just exceeded .8

Ohhh

Makes sense now

👵

[earnest hatch]

Congrats!

[safe minnow]

Who just got second and third

[hearty river]

[safe minnow]

Gn mate

How much u get

I get 9

[hearty river]

same I sleep 10 hr a night

[safe minnow]

[oak drift]

league of legends

[safe minnow]

Too much sleeo

[hearty river]

[oak drift]

[safe minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/fail-tracksuit-wobble-uphill-drunk-gif-16307873

Lel waking to class

Pretty sure optimal is around 7.5

5 sleep cycles

For most people

Me and you brotha

[simple garden]

I miss linear algebra

Good times

Now I am writing shitty assembly in comp arch

[safe minnow]

What is caching @hearty river

[simple garden]

@hearty river sending that to dean of UMD

[hallow scroll]

yahkuan what is a deadlock

[safe minnow]

Did vscode always highlight

I swear I've never seen this before

[hearty river]

CODING IN C

[hearty river]

@icy plank

[safe minnow]

to match discord background obviously

You guys don't see this?

[hallow scroll]

most cursed discord setup

[safe minnow]

This is our first coding assingment

If you don't do it you can't pass freshman year

[oak drift]

typically the opposite for me

[safe minnow]

As someone who's taken both, architecture as a swe

we fight now ding

It was my favorite course when I took it

[simple garden]

Correc opinion

[safe minnow]

Ah what are you learning rn?

[hallow scroll]

arch is cool

[safe minnow]

Ngl the basketball pfp throws me off so much whenever you send this

Oh right the hell is riscv

[simple garden]

Embiid game winner

My goat

I just realize we all have ball pfps

nuggets or grizzlies both frauds

[wise berry]

Daryl morey 🐐

[simple garden]

He was a cs math major im p sure

you know ball

Phoenix proabably winning west

[wise berry]

Cracked

[simple garden]

clippers have westbrook problem and nuggets are fraudulent in playoffs

West playoffs going to go crazy

dwight powell look like @sinful locust out there

same

[hearty river]

https://tenor.com/view/elisttm-jotism-jotism_-jo-autism-jo_autism-gif-21343864

hi

[simple garden]

demarcus cousins the third

[hearty river]

[simple garden]

Basketball would be so good if the three pointer were worth 2.7 points

[hearty river]

is this thing attractive?

do u find it sexy?

very plump and thick

[hearty river]

@icy plank

yo

vampire teef

🧛

I’m stealing this

no sleep for 8

[safe minnow]

💪

[muted summit]

[rocky flicker]

160?

[rocky flicker]

lol

[safe minnow]

Uh

I think any company that stack ranks candidates do

What happened to having no beef with n3

[earnest hatch]

If only Kirb were still here

[safe minnow]

It would be very bizarre for them to do that

Ok

I have 20 days to finish learning OS, systems, networking, system design, and 120 leetcode problems

Because I am stupid

[oak drift]

why

[earnest hatch]

@honest spire your typing speed is excellent, would be Amazon's loss if they keep you in waitlist

[safe minnow]

The day Krishna gets the linkedin pfp is the day Zon drops the waitlist

I’ll say it if I get it lol

[simple garden]

How is endorsi and goku banned but not klee

[safe minnow]

The former got banned when kirb was still mod

[simple garden]

@gentle latch klee is harassing my friend n3

[gentle latch]

Hi

[earnest hatch]

@gentle latch hi

[safe minnow]

Our school just leaked all of our resumes in our program

[safe minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/xiaoting-kep1er-kpop-proud-smirk-gif-24488538

[gentle latch]

Oh I already did lol

https://tenor.com/view/kazuha-lesserafim-kazuha-gif-25658470

[safe minnow]

First ban

[gentle latch]

i cant believe either
im actually doing mod stuff

[safe minnow]

Juda evolve into kirb arc

[simple garden]

Common Juda W

Juda can we bring back goku

and endorsi

I miss them

[gentle latch]

i miss them too
but I didnt ban them

[safe minnow]

I don’t see the issue

[gentle latch]

yeah
kirby banned them
but he's gone now
Now I run this town

[safe minnow]

Wait first things first

Can we get a fall channel

This is actually pretty important

[simple garden]

I think thats admin related

[safe minnow]

The bot doesn’t need to do the logging

Just the channel is good enough

For now

[gentle latch]

I rule this server with an iron fist
I am the alpha of the tech industry
I am the albert einstein of our generation
I am the ultimate human being that has ascended past godhood

[safe minnow]

Nah it’s better to have the channel and no logging than no channel

[gentle latch]

Oh yeah one of our guys said he'd add it some time this weekend

[gentle latch]

Goku and endorsi were literally the light of this server

no cap

[simple garden]

Nah fr

Need them back

[gentle latch]

july 2022 was literally the peak of my life

no cap

[simple garden]

july 2023

[gentle latch]

[simple garden]

Are we bringing the gang back?

[hallow scroll]

frack

er

hi

W

[simple garden]

W

[gentle latch]

Im pretty sure goku is already back
just with a different account

dang what did he do lol

[rocky flicker]

who spammin bruh

[simple garden]

σσ#4887

This is goku now lol

[gentle latch]

oh lol

Ok they're unbanned

[simple garden]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-lebron-lakers-lebron-laker-lebron-silencer-lakers-pacers-gif-23908121

Juda masterclass

[gentle latch]

Get ready to see this server come back to life!!!

[uneven sand]

https://tenor.com/u6se.gif

[gentle latch]

VEXOR

hi

[hallow scroll]

vexoora

[uneven sand]

hi Juda

[gentle latch]

HOLY SHIT

ON GOD

[uneven sand]

is that goku

[simple garden]

@rustic topaz where my hug at

[hallow scroll]

hi goku

[uneven sand]

@rustic topaz how is amazon

[gentle latch]

GOOD

wait no don't leave

You're the light of the server

the life of the party

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-spider-man-web-of-shadows-depressed-sad-gif-16524395

[tulip aspen]

who is goku

[crisp orbit]

wait lmao i thought u were endorsi for like the past week

[granite fulcrum]

i will be the new cscareers light

will guide all these nerds to salvation

[safe minnow]

@granite fulcrum yo

You're doing city scholars

All of our resumes got leaked 💀 💀 💀

[granite fulcrum]

fuck

where

[safe minnow]

I dm

[gentle latch]

wait what?

[granite fulcrum]

i only applied cuz i thought citadel

then i saw the list and realized they werent on there

[gentle latch]

I already did

[marble cove]

Smh assuming privacy exists in the year of our lord 2023

[ivory ocean]

I loved both of those classes tbh

But they would be a lot of work if you don’t like them

[midnight sonnet]

YO WTF HOW U GOT THIS INSIGHT INTO MY SCHEDULE

after a rejection i wanna sleep early (forever)

who watching the bahrain gp rn?

idk about u guys but like i legit can't memorize sql

i always gotta look up shit for anything more complicated than simple queries

i guess it's cuz i don't use it often to have it memorized

now with chatgpt fuck memorizing the bs

i'd rather just get the job done fast and efficiently than fuck around memorizing and forming joins in my head

oh kek

there's gotta be a calculator no?

idk i found relational algebra pretty ok but i couldn't do sql when i did my db course

[safe minnow]

It can get sql right if you give it enough tries

If it has algebra in the name chatgpt currently can't do it

[midnight sonnet]

who u @ing? me or praxis?

[safe minnow]

For your reply you

[midnight sonnet]

so u telling me to memorize?

also bro https://streamja.com/0Z3Kj

this is my internship hunt this szn summarized

[safe minnow]

No I'm saying chatgpt won't get you the right answer on the first try for sql stuff, it helps to be familiar ahead of time

[midnight sonnet]

ah

i did all of them lol

[safe minnow]

[midnight sonnet]

i'm like stacking my plate full of cs courses

[safe minnow]

Comp arch

[midnight sonnet]

wwait why 3 days?

o i mean aren't u gonna have to take them regardless

[simple garden]

I’m taking these rn too

Prob comp arch

Use CSAPP

[midnight sonnet]

wut

[simple garden]

Good textbook

[ivory ocean]

Next sem I’m taking “Intro to ML” and “Biometrics and Pattern Recognition”

The semester after I need help picking for

I’m thinking parallel computing

[grim steppe]

sounds awfully like the course titles at my school 😳

[pulsar kiln]

what all is covered in ur comp arch course

[sinful locust]

comp arch is fun

i learned about parallelization

[tulip cobalt]

https://careers.bloomberg.com/job/detail/113184

high school

[safe minnow]

I wish I knew about that in HS

[oak drift]

can u dm me too

y not just lie and say u have no offers

wait yeah i'm dumb

[safe minnow]

😔

How can't it be a segfault

[ivory ocean]

Go green?

[grim steppe]

GO WHITE

[ivory ocean]

Hahaha

@pseudo orbit found another MSU person

You’re only like the third I’ve ever seen in here

[grim steppe]

i thought i was the only one that was active in these type of servers

[fresh temple]

bc there's some abort/assert

[fresh temple]

whee we love OS

[ivory ocean]

Yeah most MSU students seem to be a lil unmotivated but there’s a few of us

[grim steppe]

good to know

[ivory ocean]

What year are you?

[grim steppe]

2nd yr

[ivory ocean]

Nice nice, how’s the intern hunt gojng

[safe minnow]

[grim steppe]

i’m already filled for summer jus pushing fall now

[ivory ocean]

Where’d ya bag

[grim steppe]

target

as in Target the company

[ivory ocean]

Nice first internship

[grim steppe]

nah that’s my second

[ivory ocean]

Ohhhh then nice second one

[grim steppe]

thrhher thanks

[ivory ocean]

When you’re below junior, all that matters is getting anything

[grim steppe]

it’s my first industry internship, my first first internship freshman year was a research internship with USC

[grim steppe]

ye

[ivory ocean]

But lemme tell ya, don’t think our school’s ranking will hold you down at all. Shoot for HFT/FAANG 100%, I’ve gotten both

I meet a lotta people from our school who say they can’t apply to those places cuz they think they’re like ivy-student only

[grim steppe]

that’s the goal now !

[ivory ocean]

Good!

If you’re this far ahead I’m confident youve got this

[grim steppe]

it’s good to see at least someone made it love to see it

[ivory ocean]

Yeah like I said there’s a couple, only other HFT MSU student I’ve met is someone who graduated 2022 but he’s at a better HFT, I think he said IMC

[grim steppe]

ooooo icic

[ivory ocean]

But I know 2-3 people through discord who got zon this year

And I think one got Meta

[grim steppe]

i’ve found a few people that are in hft on linkedin and plan on connecting w them some time soon

[ivory ocean]

Yeah idk why everyone thinks companies care about school, almost no companies care

[ivory ocean]

Good idea! I wouldn’t mind the links to their profile if it’s not a hassle

Prolly got rescinded tbh idk them personally just saw them say they got it awhile ago

[grim steppe]

oh say less - i have a feeling they’re the same people you have mentioned that made it as well.

i’ll pm you my linkedin as well

[ivory ocean]

Yeah definitely might be, and sounds good

How is your hunt going? It’s been awhile since I’ve seen you in here

[safe minnow]

Honestly there’s still a lot of self segregation inside there

There are different groups of ppl

Some groups are just cracked and can be confident applying to everything

Others are just hoping for any job

[ivory ocean]

What’s interesting mean

Also not seeing you in here is probably more due to me being AWOL now I think of it lol I never check here latel

Fair enough, I’ll drop it lol

[hallow scroll]

[ivory ocean]

Sensing some don’t-wanna-talk-about-it energy here

[hallow scroll]

[ivory ocean]

Juster is alive holy fuck

Whole gang here

[hallow scroll]

Yoyo

I’ve been alive recently I’m back on the grind

[ivory ocean]

Yesss

So when we doing some LC calls

[hallow scroll]

I would say soon since I’m interviewing but the company doesn’t ask lc 🥺 I’m practicing swe skills

[safe minnow]

Discord

[hallow scroll]

Amazon did me dirty

[ivory ocean]

Oooh where at

[hallow scroll]

Discord 🙏

[ivory ocean]

What happened???

Ayyyye let’s go then you can make me an admin

[hallow scroll]

They randomly pulled my New York location which is the only reason I went with the offer

I have salesforce but I don’t wanna go to California so I’m tryna land discord for remote internshup

[ivory ocean]

What the helllll

[hallow scroll]

Fr

[ivory ocean]

SO WE ARENT CLUBBIN THIS YEAR IN NYC

God dammit

[hallow scroll]

Sadly not

[ivory ocean]

Damn wtf

What did they do to you

I reneged them are you proud of me

For running away

Oh wait you mean what company?

Sig

Philly

I was gonna train ride to NYC to club w Juster

Now I will train ride to club with N3

Bet

I’ll just give you a call one of these days to ensure you’re not a murderous psycho

(Half joking)

But I wanna look around and get a big group one week, prolly bring some coworkers

They def party cuz at the winter meetup they were inviting everyone to UPenn frat parties lol

[oak drift]

https://tenor.com/view/shimarin-gif-26478687