#2023_summer

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tawny dust
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ay i asked for permission

dense tinsel
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yes

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and asian yes

tawny dust
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ok ok let me cook

dense tinsel
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ye bro is cooking fr

tawny dust
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you dont do sports if you do its something like track swimming or voleyball

dense tinsel
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tennis

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but all my other asian friends do swimming or vball

tawny dust
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yaeh yeah along those lines

dense tinsel
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yes

tawny dust
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play an instrument

dense tinsel
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mhm

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cello and piano (quit piano recently)

tawny dust
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k k

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lets see what else is there

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any brave souls wanna add?

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oh play league or valorant

dense tinsel
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nah i dont game

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waste of time

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i follow league esports do

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and used to play the mobile version

tawny dust
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k k

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u skinny or fat

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either or

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not in between

dense tinsel
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in between

tawny dust
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hmm

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i huess thats till where my stereotyping ability goes

tawny dust
dense tinsel
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bro i mnot saying

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i think its around

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155 5'10" or smth

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for 5'10"

hallow scroll
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he boutta ask for your cc info to

tawny dust
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fck im asking many questions i forgot u 15

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anyways you going well gl

dense tinsel
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ok thx bro

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gave up after playing a hard piece

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chopin ballade no 1

granite fulcrum
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I know a guy who’s like 5’10 and weighs 200 pounds

soft atlas
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anyone interview for dicks sporting goods? impossible to search for "dicks" anywhere

granite fulcrum
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he’s in this server somewhere

tawny dust
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cause im 6'2 and 190

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ai i gotta stop

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i cant be body shamin people

hallow scroll
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yeah lol why u care so much

tawny dust
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na i sjt like to guess

hallow scroll
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understandable

tawny dust
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not taht im judging ive been on both sides of spectrum ive been fat and skinny now im leaning toward bulk

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exactly u wnat some size to you

hallow scroll
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being fat to bulky is the pipeline fr

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easier then being hella skinny

tawny dust
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ur resume prob seemed to good to be true for them

hallow scroll
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W

tawny dust
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being skinny aint it

dense tinsel
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ngl

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if i dont get work exp this summer

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my mom will be upset

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and not buy me a PC shes gonna get me

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yeah

tawny dust
hallow scroll
tawny dust
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exactly they not big tech

dense tinsel
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internships stuff

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genius.

tawny dust
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yeah explore a bit you shouldnt be worrying bout landin ajob at that age

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try a diff sport then tennis

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i recommend american handball

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anyway peice ive been infront a computer too long

hearty river
hallow scroll
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thats so terrible

dense tinsel
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i was skilled enough to do it

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i just didnt feel like learning more ocmplex stuff

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ive been playing for many years

dense tinsel
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im glad this community is very s uportive

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we all will make it bois

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to our dream companies

gentle latch
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Praxis ur prob better than me now
Im washed af

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NO

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U

hallow scroll
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bro saying washed af like he doesnt do lc daily and have like 1k problems solved

dense tinsel
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my goal is

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300 solved by end of HS

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or ok that too ambitious

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all of neetcode 150 solved by end of HS

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becuz this will sound dumb but i was motivated by alexandr wang's words

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learn to embrace the grind and the returns will skyrocket

thorn quartz
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Same

gentle latch
dense tinsel
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thats true

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i grind usaco in summer

stable spire
dense tinsel
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then lc during school yaer when i have mock interview

stable spire
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scale was probably the hardest interview process of the season ; ranks basically where top trading firms are maybe a bit higher

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i have massive respect to whoever gets offers from them

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after onsite too?

hallow scroll
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I failed the oa lol

stable spire
dense tinsel
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one of my goal companies is scale if they exist in 5 years

hallow scroll
stable spire
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idk wtf theyre on

gentle latch
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Do you guys think n3 could get into scale?

stable spire
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i gave up halfway through since too lazy and expecting a reject

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and woke up to a phone itnerview email

gentle latch
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N3 is my daddy

dense tinsel
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yall meatride n3

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perfect timing

stable spire
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length isnt bad its the content covered

hallow scroll
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N3 getting radix or rentech new grad

stable spire
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bro my behavioral was some bored ass white guy who showed no emotion at all and just stared at me blankly

gentle latch
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Damn

dense tinsel
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also

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happy 41st birthday to sun microsystems

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i must say that i feel java is growing on me

hearty river
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happy 41st birthday to sun microsystems

stable spire
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and that u can output shit fast ; they gave me python sweatshop vibes

hallow scroll
real sedge
stable spire
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naw ive seen this vibe happen at rippling ; you need to only care ahout your output + long hours + kowtow to your manager

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naw its complete garbo

real sedge
stable spire
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oh wait u were mle

dense tinsel
stable spire
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i interviewed swe

hallow scroll
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coinbase got A tier hiring process the entire timeline is like 1 week

stable spire
real sedge
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I googled it tho

real sedge
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Gl

dense tinsel
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oh sry for saying that

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BRO HE ASKED FIRST

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i genuinely apologize tho

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@real sedge it just means u admire them a lil too much

real sedge
real sedge
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On googl

dense tinsel
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alr

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if he becomes a kdrama fan

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i will lose a lot of respect for him

real sedge
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I'm not

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I h8 trollin

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I try 2 b genuine

dense tinsel
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park min young 🔥 she pretty bad ngl

safe minnow
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I failed my scale technical because I didn't know how to write not garbage code at the time

dense tinsel
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eunchae 😳

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no

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i hear hes really good at coding

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uiuc?

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sadge

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duh

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big respect to him

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did he have a lot of highschool internships?

safe minnow
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UWM doesn't have an ICPC team?

dense tinsel
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did he have highschool internships?

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my mom says if i work hard enough i can land quant

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so i will ask n3 sometime

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how he studied in Hs ands tuff

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sure he has a lot of good advice for me

safe minnow
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Can you go back to your original name

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🤷

dense tinsel
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is this n3?

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cute pfp

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sauce?

oak drift
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How many bitches he get tho

gentle latch
stable spire
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but our region is like the UW Madison football team vs little leaguers in elementary

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🤣

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uiuc and michigan have their own seperate regions for some reason

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we cant even conquer the top right for wisconsin how are we gonna be in mid central sad_cowboy

dense tinsel
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bros before hoes

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im genuinely too ugly to ever get a gf (even my friends agree) so like ill just sweat coding

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having a social life is cool but i wasnt a winner of the genetic lottery

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so its ok i just grind usaco

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yeah lmfao girls literally say i look like a pedohpile

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how tf will ie ver pull

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its not gonna happen and idrc at this point

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i give up

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so i will help the world via coding

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not by relationships

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tf u mean

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i got friend zoned like 3-4 times this year

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i give up man i just fucking give up

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its ok i dont need sy mpathy not everyone is meant for relationships

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but i feel like i am gonna succeed if i focus on coding enough

static spindle
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uhh yeah it's okay to not think about relationships just makes sure you don't turn into an andrew tate stan

simple garden
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pacnw stream?

dense tinsel
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girls are cool i just wont ever pull any

stable spire
static spindle
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yeah friendzoning shouldn't exist, it means you're trying too hard

dense tinsel
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only relationships ill be studying is between classes and their child classes with UML diagrams

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🤓

static spindle
stable spire
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one to many 🤔

static spindle
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i can be the bridge

dense tinsel
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when all ur friends think ur ugly u know ull never pull tbh

static spindle
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it means u have shit friends dawg

stable spire
dense tinsel
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nah they being honest

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my forehead is way too large, my hair doesnt cooperate with haircuts, etc.

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yeah well even girls say i give off a creepy vibe based on the way i look

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one deadass said i looked like the sorta guy to rape a girl someday

static spindle
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maybe you need a closet update lol

dense tinsel
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ive already given up with relationships until after collge

dense tinsel
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its cuz my forehead

stable spire
dense tinsel
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no i havent

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istg

static spindle
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people will not say you give creepy vibes just based on your forehead

stable spire
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these kinds of statements dont come out of thin air

dense tinsel
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duh

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every day

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anti dandruff shampoo

dense tinsel
static spindle
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look, good friends know that you have value besides looks, and that you're a worthwhile person

dense tinsel
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i asked her to assume stuff about me based on my apperance

static spindle
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some people are fucking mean. don't stick around them

static spindle
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they suck, they will kick others down, and you need to remove them from your environment

dense tinsel
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outdated, cringy bio

gentle latch
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Im 5'4 and i still managed to get girls attractsd to me

dense tinsel
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ignore this part please

static spindle
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ITS BAIT HE HAS NO PICTURES

static spindle
dense tinsel
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i need to get

simple garden
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ip grabber

dense tinsel
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an ssl cert

gentle latch
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@dense tinsel u need to change your mindset about dating

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Tbh i see ugly fat guys with girlfriends all the time lol

median hedge
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I have a ip grabber that I use to sell user info all the time

simple garden
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@dense tinsel bro get off cs careers discord and stop hating yourself

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Go listen to kanye

dense tinsel
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kanye so mid

simple garden
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los gatos 🔥

static spindle
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think of it this way: if you're the one to friendzone first, then you can't be friendzoned back and you always win

gentle latch
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Lol

dense tinsel
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cigarettes after sex is way better

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unrelated genre tho

astral dew
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This bro. Cali feels like heaven

dense tinsel
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also JVKE, keshi, etc.

obtuse timber
dense tinsel
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ive been friendzoned like 6 times the past year

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builds confidence ill definitely say

astral dew
obtuse timber
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💀💀

static spindle
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I could lowkey relate to this guy when I just moved to the US and started high school

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until I got this 1 gf and she broke up with me

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and I decided to pull everyone to make her jealous

gentle latch
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Neclo got the reddit incel mindset

dense tinsel
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incels blame woman for their lack of rizz

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i dont

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i blame myself for being ugly and then just give up

static spindle
static spindle
dense tinsel
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besides yall lucky to not have those christian parents who say dating is to lead to marriage

gentle latch
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Neclo hit the gym, get a nice haircut, stylish clothing, and social skills

dense tinsel
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and without one my hair looks bad

gentle latch
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What game?

dense tinsel
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they only let me go gym twice a week

simple garden
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can we talk about n3 legacy being on the line

dense tinsel
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wont let me buy more expensive clothing

gentle latch
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I been playing mw2 a lot

gentle latch
dense tinsel
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(essentials isnt even that expensive bruh)

simple garden
median hedge
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What rank are you

dense tinsel
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tbh

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its fine

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leetcode will never betray me

median hedge
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How can I apply to be a mod

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I want to ban some people

dense tinsel
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ok lets talk code now

simple garden
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Team ned

dense tinsel
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unironically we need a highschoolers chat since there are more and more getting internships

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it doesnt have to be that active

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but idt be helpful

simple garden
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Bro stop this nonsense

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This is serious

vague lion
# dense tinsel wont let me buy more expensive clothing

make money so that u can buy the clothes u want + u can get dripped out with cheap clothes some of the drippiest fits ive seen are thrifted, just be confident and work on urself, saying ur ugly 24/7 and not doing anything isnt doing any good for u

median hedge
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I’m rooting for silly billy

simple garden
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n3 legacy on the line

median hedge
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n3 I’m sooo drunk 😭😭😭 you’re so good at c plus plus

safe minnow
dense tinsel
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n3 prob got internships freshman year

median hedge
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@simple garden

safe minnow
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I think they got bronze last year

dense tinsel
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or maybe even in 8th grade

median hedge
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Why aren’t we making a market on n3 placement

safe minnow
vague lion
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getting internships in hs is easier then getting internships as a freshman

simple garden
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T5 cs supremacy

safe minnow
median hedge
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Why are you guys talking about internships who cares

safe minnow
gentle latch
dense tinsel
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based tanz

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i will be cracked one day

static spindle
safe minnow
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There have been multiple times in the past years where the uiuc icpc team just starts speaking Chinese in the competition

gentle latch
safe minnow
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Cuz our team is 100% Chinese internationals

median hedge
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Back to n3

gentle latch
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Quant SWE wlb is not horrible I heard
Its mainly traders that get it bad

dense tinsel
simple garden
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LMAOOO they actually got 3 lukas running it

static spindle
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someone had to say it ......

dense tinsel
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this oculd be groundbreaking

median hedge
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I’m 100 bid on n3 placement above 7

simple garden
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My dog is named luka gladge

static spindle
simple garden
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Gambling addicts betting on a midwest programming contest

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Have shame

safe minnow
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Equivalent of lcs imports but it actually works

dense tinsel
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4 KR imports (1 is australian nationality tho it hink)

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and chinese guy

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100T L

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YOO

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malrang cooler than bo

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lck >>

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t1 is just a joy to watch

safe minnow
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Don’t say that word

dense tinsel
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malrang fell off

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bo is better b/c hes more aggressive early game

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malrang stays in jungle for like eons

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and then opponent bot lane faces no pressure whatsoever

safe minnow
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I’m on my 20th hour of implementing our own malloc

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No you will always be an invalid pointer

thorn quartz
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and when u can do 20 get a backpack put some weights inside and do more

dense tinsel
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i can do like 3 rn

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💀

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weak

thorn quartz
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y u need a gym membership

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if u cant do 20 pushups

dense tinsel
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gym cool

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like the environment

thorn quartz
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get on ur knees and do 20 pushups

dense tinsel
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feel motivated to go

thorn quartz
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ya but theres rlly no point if ur baseline strenght is super low

safe minnow
thorn quartz
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i was the same way thats why i say this

thorn quartz
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👉 👈

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wait

safe minnow
thorn quartz
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is that bay area idk

safe minnow
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Yeah it is

thorn quartz
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ik its silicon valley though

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sick

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yeah me wecu u pbjpie bunch more

safe minnow
thorn quartz
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meeting up is actually realistic

safe minnow
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High key

muted summit
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sunnyvale office >>>> palo alto

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yea its lab126

thorn quartz
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amz?

muted summit
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nicest location i heard

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if i move amz to fall i want lab126

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or ft

safe minnow
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I wonder what % of our soph group will succeed in breaking into hft

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There’s at least 10 of us

thorn quartz
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i believe in u

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tbh

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roblox freshman year is p wild u and wecu cracked for that

safe minnow
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I’m not a freshman

safe minnow
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Real grinders

thorn quartz
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ah well same thing

safe minnow
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Not anymore

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(jk)

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Fr man that’s the dream

astral dew
hearty river
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@astral dew

thorn quartz
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Cscd Bay Area meetup 4th of July insane case study for years to come

safe minnow
thorn quartz
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Psychologists will ponder on mental states of attendees for decades to come to come to understand why the events which transpired there occurred

hearty river
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@gentle latch

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Add back my emote

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u dumb toad

gentle latch
hearty river
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@gentle latch

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@gentle latch

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GIVE ME MY EMOTE BACK

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ALL I CONTRIBUTED TO THIS SERVER

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I DESERVE SOMEYHINH

gentle latch
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SAY HI TO MR GHOST
💀

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💀

hearty river
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@gentle latch

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@gentle latch

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@gentle latch

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@gentle latch

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@gentle latch

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@gentle latch

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@gentle latch

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L

gentle latch
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Mr ghost ❤️

thorn quartz
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One of the events of all time

simple garden
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Hi I am new to the server can we please get @hearty river emoji

hearty river
safe minnow
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Grind for the next few days then show citadel what you’re made of

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Ah ok

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🤔

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Tanz quarter life crisis

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when's the prison arc

hearty river
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@low vale

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MANOOL MAULER

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MANOOL

thorn quartz
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Dude same

hallow scroll
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Same

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Got the hub final on Monday but I’ve barely prepped

static spindle
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i've been playing the kirby rerelease gladge

hearty river
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@sinful locust

safe minnow
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Oh shit

fresh temple
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what is nac

hearty river
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@sinful locust

safe minnow
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You guys made an insane recovery from the beginning

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What was the problem solved distribution?

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Just does math as in like figures out the algos for the problem or is just not doing anything

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Oh that's an interesting team dynamic

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thanospog congrats

hearty river
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thanks

simple garden
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I liked Hunt the Wumpus

hearty river
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I liked Hunt the Wumpus

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@simple garden

fresh temple
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which team r u

simple garden
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It's cool they had that problem in the midwest too

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I thought they limited specific problems to each div

safe minnow
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Is your math guy named Henry

frigid gate
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lol this seem harder than ecna regional

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I hate ecna

safe minnow
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The name ringed a bell from putnam

simple garden
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We didn't have any hard geometry this year either

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Besides triangle containment

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But that doesn't rlly count

foggy osprey
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yo guys

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yall should apply to c4g

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more people apply -> better people accepted lol

short inlet
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I did 6 interviews with addepar (final one was on friday) and this week the recruiter told me to wait for an answer till next week because "the team is still finalizing their decision"

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What does that usually mean

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I heard that if companies don't reach back within a couple days that means it's a rejection but I don't really get what they mean here

foggy osprey
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no it opens in the summer

stable spire
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wait why is purdue university NW there but not purdue

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math or simulation 🤔

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i know u can simulate this prolly a math trick in o(1) also

vague lion
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yo any1 ever do mlh fellowship + ft internship

wise island
vague lion
wise island
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lol who is telling u that u can speed run the fellowship

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it doesnt work like that

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u kinda have to show that ur making progress every day

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also its gonna overlap with ur work times

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so its impossible

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u meet 3x a week

vague lion
wise island
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Thinkies its synchronous calls 3x a week. r u not working in person for ur internship?

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also if u have an internship u dont need the fellowship

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the fellowship is a stepping stone to getting an internship imo

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also quite time consuming

vague lion
wise island
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yeah idk how you'd do both

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write a good essay + have a good code sample

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get chatgpt to do it

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just be authentic and also explain why you'd benefit from the program

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also make sure ur code sample is well documented etc.

vague lion
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did u find it to be worth and did u ever have to explain that in interviews

wise island
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you'd be lucky if you actually can get that to work. the amount of meetings ive had rescheduled into my class lectures is insane

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but in the application u can say ur time availability is after ur work hours

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which might be a better option

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we do but my pod is kinda messy

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😖

safe minnow
wise island
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i mean i still stand by what i said which is that mlh should be a stepping stone for an internship

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if u have one u dont need to do both at the same time, its kinda pointless

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source am in fellowship

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yea

thorn quartz
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what is mlh

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if i may ask

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oh i see

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special k with red berries is the best cereal of all time

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the jordan of cereals

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the genghis khan

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the juda of cereals

muted summit
safe minnow
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We once had the equivalent of 100 boxes of that shit

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Was literal gold

muted summit
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also mixing that with some yogurt too

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dangerous tho bc ill keep eating it

golden meteor
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Hey, does anybody have any good recommendations for looking for apartments for relocation?

tawdry frigate
golden meteor
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Ight gotcha appreciate the help lol

muted summit
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u gotta

golden meteor
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I’ll start looking now

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Appreciate the advice

sinful locust
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has anybody done ramp technical yet

echo coral
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Does Nvidia cold emailing work

versed kestrel
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got ghosted sadge

echo coral
earnest hatch
# echo coral Does Nvidia cold emailing work

It has in my experience, but that was before this recruiting season. I was just ghosted this time. And I believe they're also on a hiring freeze (multiple processes where the role was paused).

daring hazel
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for ppl that did amazon final was it hard

earnest hatch
fair owl
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All cancelled

frigid gate
daring hazel
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i see so it can range from anywhere 2sum -> Hard

frigid gate
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yep

versed kestrel
frigid gate
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but mostly got easy + med

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I got med hard

earnest hatch
next blaze
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does cold emailing work with amazon?

safe minnow
hallow scroll
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mbn

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i was too lazy to study for my interviews and theyre next week so im probably taking Ls

safe minnow
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The former yes not the latter

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💀

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Jump sounds super interesting as well

autumn lichen
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Hey can you please tell me what kind of questions did they ask in the interview?

safe minnow
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Yeah that sounds pretty cool

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And then be buried in a random ditch when it fails PepeLaugh

golden meteor
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So I live in PAC northwest and was honestly looking to bring my car up. So that kinda extends my option on living proximity. How bad is the Seattle traffic on a given day?

hallow scroll
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@sinful locust hi king do u remember if hub asked u 1 or 2 lc during the final? 🥺

golden meteor
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Music to my ears, appreciate your insight fr

hallow scroll
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i wanna bring my car but the drive is so long

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be, but isnt the lc the same or something

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i only see the same 2 lc on glassdoor

safe minnow
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🤔

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Wait why

hallow scroll
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understandable, gracias

safe minnow
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Ah

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🍌

golden meteor
old pollen
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🥳

tawny dust
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U got accepted into mlh?

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Oh jst read u applying

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I interviewed a while back.

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Same thoughts I will have it as backup if everything works out I might do it with my internship.

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Not really

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Short behavioral

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Then going over code sample

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2

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Yeah

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Go over code sample

safe minnow
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You are the same problem

fresh temple
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Yeah but you have to not add duplicates in 2 which is pretty finicky

zealous charm
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anyone who did Ramp's CTF challenge, did you receive the OA? I submitted the application after solving 2, but just saw I have to solve all 4 to get the OA.

safe minnow
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The standard model that works for most companies

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Its just cuz internships are heavily in the companies favor

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Nothing we can do

sinful locust
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i got 4/4 and got interview

zealous charm
sinful locust
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yea it’s just ctf > recruiter call

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i think you need all 4 tho tbh

zealous charm
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is Ramp that difficult to get in?

hallow scroll
#

they hire < 5 interns or some shit

#

and their interviews are hard

zealous charm
#

wtf...if I knew this I'm not gonna spend time on that ctf shit

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<5 is crazy

safe minnow
hallow scroll
#

Yeah i think they had like 2 winter 23 interns or something

simple garden
#

All these credit card companies are sus ramp, brex etc.

simple garden
#

All their dashboards look like amazon intern projects

sinful locust
#

my friend is one of them rn lol

simple garden
#

Not to mention their business prop

#

I feel like a lot of them only surviving off zero interest rates past few yrs

sinful locust
#

i got my first technical with ramp tomorrow morning

#

not feeling great fr

safe minnow
#

How does it feel to be in an intern class of size 2

sinful locust
#

that would be insane lmfao

#

i already feel good about being 1/50 at dropbox

simple garden
#

wamp

sinful locust
#

dwopbox to wamp

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i’m interviewing for fall at ramp tho

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were you the one who got netflix

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i can’t keep up w everybody here

#

ah okay

hearty river
#

ONE OF 50

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@safe elbow

sinful locust
#

i’m sure you’ll be fine

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if not take the money and run 🙏

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yeah i’m only sophomore so i’m gonna try for return offer but idk if i’d take it

safe minnow
sinful locust
#

i think my recruiter told me it’s like 80%+

#

could be wrong

#

they only hire interns as new grad

safe minnow
#

Wdym

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Oh yeah 80% of the time ur talking to my ai

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Tf

hallow scroll
#

i need slack return

safe minnow
hallow scroll
#

i think like 190 or 200 first year for return interns

safe minnow
hallow scroll
safe minnow
#

I wonder if you could apply to some companies and demand a ng position if you’re cracked enough

sinful locust
#

yeah except i’m canadian lol

#

and i find it very unlikely they’d give me american pay

flint mountain
simple garden
#

i dont even know if i can actually solve that problem or if its just pure muscle memory atp

thorn quartz
#

good dogesmile

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i forever remember this comment from that problem's solution

sinful locust
#

multibillion dollar company vs 19 year old kid

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who wins

old pollen
#

@uneven crane FIRE DOC RIVERS

summer verge
#

research with pieter if ur interested in grad school

astral dew
silent inlet
#

@sinful locust are you at Berkeley?

bleak storm
#

i’m so torn

hallow scroll
#

i think so

bleak storm
#

i feel like i’m gonna get fucked anyway

sinful locust
#

dropbox is remote

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so

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both 😈

safe minnow
bleak storm
#

i can’t, i’m international 😦

safe minnow
#

Tbh

#

I think netflix

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It's quite literally part of FAANG

bleak storm
#

I don’t care about faang too much lol, already got snap, and i think that’s good enough

#

i wished i could do dropbox earlier

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but they rejected my ass 5 times before this

stable spire
#

i feel like theyd be accomodating if u worded it right

bleak storm
#

recruiter said no :((

stable spire
#

bruh

bleak storm
#

Cloud run time

stable spire
#

what are tech stacks and team descriptions for bopth?

bleak storm
#

Have no idea too

stable spire
#

seceng

bleak storm
#

My dropbox recruiter has been inactive lol

#

Really make the excitement die lmao

sinful locust
bleak storm
#

don’t really care, as i’m going to tiktok swe in the fall

sinful locust
#

now shes been fine but she vanished for like a month while i was waiting to find out team

shrewd cosmos
#

Is sdet and qa basically the same thing?

bleak storm
#

also she saw me put incoming as tiktok but now dropbox

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and she sent me an email to ask for confirmation lmao

#

@golden sandal makes Netflix worthy

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And @sinful locust

shrewd cosmos
#

Hmm i see

bleak storm
#

I think 50 or so?

#

not sure

#

tag the company rep here @sinful locust

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desco is nice

#

i still dont know why i got rejected after final

warm swallow
#

i wanna die

#

i want a summer internship sooo bad

safe minnow
warm swallow
#

im alrdy suffering what other price do i gotta pay

safe minnow
warm swallow
#

lol

safe minnow
#

It’s only gonna sell for 1-10k tho

#

🤔

#

A lung though

#

That’s 270k

#

💰

#

Almost a years quant salary

twilit jacinth
#

Divide two integers PepeLaugh

safe minnow
#

My son Mike Bloomberg might be able to give you one if you solve this riddle

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How many bicycle pump pumps would it take to inflate a Goodyear blimp

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No

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It’s 0

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Should have known better grandson

sly pagoda
#

Thoughts on TikTok vs C1 internship? What I’m thinking rn is that TikTok would be a better learning experience/more interesting project, but C1 is a safer option since us-china relations seem to be going to shit. And doesn’t help that tiktok employees in China can access us user data

If I intern at TikTok is there any chance for blacklisting or recruiters disliking me bc of it? Planning to intern + work at tech and quant companies in the future

golden tusk
sly pagoda
golden tusk
midnight sonnet
#

yo who is interviewing rn?

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zoox?

gentle latch
midnight sonnet
sly pagoda
worldly tree
#

I can get a summer internship at my dads workplace, but I feel like it’s a scummy idea/looked down on because he’s my dad giving me an advantage to being hired, what will happen?

quartz zealot
#

100% do it if you can't get a better internship, future employers won't know and tons of people get their internships thru ppl they know

worldly tree
#

Alright, that makes sense thanks

soft basin
#

sushi talkin in the amazon discord server abt being banned from here 🤣🤣

midnight sonnet
#

Is zoox currently interviewing?

fresh temple
fresh temple
worldly tree
fresh temple
worldly tree
#

Thanks

#

Wow

astral dew
worldly tree
#

Understandable

jolly jewel
#

Anyone here who got an internship at Microsoft for Summer 2023 doing remote? If so, how much is the pay effected compared to on site at Redmond ?

lofty bluff
#

is it normal for the neetcode website to not work sometimes

#

sometimes when i open it i click on practice and the link changes at the top but not the screen

tawny dust
#

What are ya thoughts on reaching out to recruiter about status of application. Like it’s been only 5 days but is there any downside to reaching out and asking what’s up? Cause I already got an offer and I have to tell em my answer by this Friday.

halcyon wedge
#

Has anyone here interviewed with Jane Street for quantitative research?

final forumBOT
#

You can only use this command in 2022_winter_intern_process, 2022_summer_intern_process, 2022_grad_process, 2022_fall_intern_process, 2023_summer_intern_process, 2023_winter_intern_process, 2023_grad_process

midnight sonnet
#

i think this szn has shown me brand names matter more than work exp - is this true or am i just finding excuses? i think i got unique/interesting work exp, but no one seems to give a shit - am i correct in thinking this way or?

sinful locust
#

Aren’t brand names also work experience tho

static spindle
soft basin
#

ewww

static spindle
#

seeing goku makes me so sad

safe minnow
#

🤔

static spindle
#

idk i was trying to find receipts but he changed his name and its not goku anymore apparently

safe minnow
#

Yeah

#

Just look at past dms

golden tusk
static spindle
#

i think I just remember his messages in the zon server being super anti-sjw'

golden tusk
#

And pre ipo

static spindle
#

tbh the zon server is kinda just like that

hearty river
#

@honest spire

static spindle
#

they'll type the most racist fucked up shit and end it with this

muted summit
#

def not gonna be using zon server to meet people LMFAO

static spindle
#

no behavioral screen

muted summit
#

have you seen it before juda

gentle latch
#

No

static spindle
muted summit
#

g server is way better than the zon server

static spindle
#

i think most do?

muted summit
#

but tbh g server is every typing gprayge for team match

#

LOL

static spindle
#

@muted summit are u zon?

gentle latch
#

Yeah facebook server is great too
They dont have behaviorals for interns
They just hire lc monkeys

muted summit
#

yea

static spindle
#

which location

#

I think fb cares more about actual diversity in their candidates

safe minnow
#

it's not a big mystery at all

#

If your mod team is toxic you're gonna have a toxic server

#

Yeah

static spindle
#

idk lol I don't see a lot of zon programs for various groups, but I haven't looked around much

safe minnow
#

If your mod team is dedictated to removing toxic people

#

then it's not toxic

#

Simple formula

muted summit
#

i think zon in general has a great intern program its just the discord is toxic

hearty river
muted summit
#

and i wanna say that the mfs in the discord are the minority representation of zon interns

static spindle
muted summit
#

not sure but the member list is 10k

#

but anyone can join

#

idk if theres a number on verified people

#

lots of unverified join

static spindle
#

@muted summit what location are u in

muted summit
#

seattle

#

hbu

static spindle
#

thanospog also seattle

muted summit
#

when do you start

#

im may 30

static spindle
#

may 22

muted summit
#

did you find a place for the summer

static spindle
#

not yet lol. not sure where i wanna stay

#

girlfriend broke up with me 2 days ago so debating between finding housing near office or near nightlife sadge

muted summit
#

oh no 😭

#

hope you're doin ok my man

#

i got a uw dorm

safe minnow
#

Nah

muted summit
#

and im gonna airbnb for my first 3 weeks

midnight sonnet
#

ok i'm a little shit, sorry man that's gotta suck

static spindle
#

its ok im going to seattle over the summer and she's not gladge

midnight sonnet
#

time heals all wounds, but it shall sting

safe minnow
#

No everybody has an internship

static spindle
gentle latch
#

Dont worry u'll get a new gf

midnight sonnet
#

u got zon?

gentle latch
static spindle
#

bezos-san???

midnight sonnet
#

zaddy jassy/bezos is ur gf now dw

hearty river
#

@midnight sonnet

midnight sonnet
#

they will feed u bananas everyday

#

@hearty river

gentle latch
midnight sonnet
#

ofc the guy named juda(s) say this shit

#

but yeah man @static spindle i hope all her applications get rejected

#

for u bro i'm manifesting that

grand bane
#

Krishna Das snowflake emoji return!?

midnight sonnet
#

i hope she gets ghosted both on dates and on applications dogesmile

muted summit
#

praying on ex's downfalls 🤝

hearty river
#

praying on ex's downfalls 🤝

static spindle
#

🤷‍♀️ i think she just got tired. we dated for 2 years and im not the most exciting person so not too shocked? I also tend to focus on long term stuff so she might've gotten bored

#

which is also why im going to seattle and she is failing her classes

muted summit
#

you deserve better :( i hope the recovery is fast

static spindle
#

definitely feeling a lot better now, so i think it will be okay :) thanks besties peepolove

gentle latch
#

@static spindle let's go on a date at the google seattle office

thorn quartz
#

i wouldnt know but ive heard

static spindle
#

no being jacked 100% helps

thorn quartz
#

man im actually so jealous

#

i hate the wisco gym its so packed all the time

stable spire
#

been slacking off

thorn quartz
thorn quartz
stable spire
thorn quartz
#

coime at 10 today i will give u good stimulants

static spindle
#

I think I'll be fine emotionally by then, its just more so trying something out? I don't think I'm the type to sleep around either

stable spire
#

wait not now imfao KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

#

i used to go late night

thorn quartz
#

nah not now

static spindle
#

just an opportunity to experience big city stuff

thorn quartz
#

10pm

stable spire
thorn quartz
#

so its not uiber crowded on fuckingmonday

#

yeah

stable spire
#

holyyyy

thorn quartz
#

a bunch of my friends come at that time so ive been going since 2021 tbh

#

its so much nicer and you can actually get equipment

#

only issue is how degenerate my sleep schedule becomes

#

but w.e

#

small price to pay for salvation

stable spire
thorn quartz
#

ya j come lol

stable spire
#

im guessing ur MWF?

static spindle
stable spire
thorn quartz
stable spire
#

monday wed fri?

#

or do u go every day

thorn quartz
#

nah generalyl come 5 days a week ish

stable spire
#

sheesh

thorn quartz
#

i changed my split now thoguh

#

so i come at different days every week

thorn quartz
hallow scroll
#

Discord thanospog

#

Ima fail this oa

static spindle
#

ur saying there's an open position? thanospog

hallow scroll
#

Oh wait it’s a take home not an oa that’s weird

#

I don’t think so

echo coral
static spindle
#

TANZ APPS ARE OPEN

#

LETS GOOOO

hallow scroll
safe minnow
#

How do we get through the resume screen

hallow scroll
#

shii

#

we'll see, I kind of suck at interviewing so i probably wont make it to offer

safe minnow
#

:dentge:

hallow scroll
#

failed a lot of great companies tho Sadge

#

im tryna get back into the grind stage

#

need to be ready for the new grad

#

😼

#

this is true, the closest you can get to natural steroid-like results is post-breakup grindset

safe minnow
#

Any of you guys tried growing bangs

hallow scroll
#

i have bang

safe minnow
#

🤔

hallow scroll
#

s

#

maybe the strat is to fail companies you dont care about first then pass everything else

muted summit
#

this is how i discovered leetcode

#

i remember telling you about that in this chat when i first joined HAHA

thorn quartz
#

I got an internship how to get girlfriend

safe minnow
#

Failing the first one was a blessing

thorn quartz
#

Wtf

#

Dumb as hell

safe minnow
#

Didn't Akuna rescind

hallow scroll
#

remote

safe minnow
thorn quartz
#

😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

hallow scroll
#

67 remote where I live is like quant money

thorn quartz
#

That’s nutty

safe minnow
#

Does anyone know what this kind of gif is called

thorn quartz
#

Whatehfk

safe minnow
#

I feel like I've seen it before

#

There was a name

hallow scroll
#

<500?

#

or <1000 I think

safe minnow
#

The pros are good pay and interesting culture + remote

#

I think the cons were the eventual slow career growth?

muted summit
#

do you get discord nitro

#

👀

safe minnow
#

I think so but 💀

hallow scroll
#

id like to work at discord

thorn quartz
#

Same

safe minnow
hallow scroll
#

yoo

safe minnow
#

@pulsar kiln thanospog

pulsar kiln
#

YUHHHH

safe minnow
pulsar kiln
#

discord final lez go bro hopefully i don’t choke

#

hc?

safe minnow
#

Headcount

pulsar kiln
#

oh… yeah it’s 1 intern for all of native frameworks/tools team……

#

i’ll see if i can rizz up the panel enough

hallow scroll
#

youre tools team?

pulsar kiln
#

bc competing w shrey is ggs bro

pulsar kiln
safe minnow
pulsar kiln
#

yeah :(

safe minnow
hallow scroll
#

revenue infra but I just got oa

pulsar kiln
#

ooh nice gl gl

hallow scroll
#

you as well prayge

pulsar kiln
safe minnow
pulsar kiln
#

ty ty

safe minnow
#

🙏

hearty river
#

MANOOOL

safe minnow
#

Not this again KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

#

So I can give it to my riot intern class and they can also give it to me

#

Spring break is gonna be a good grind gladge

hallow scroll
#

real

safe minnow
#

Grind 75 + low level review + sys design + python/c++ trivia

pulsar kiln
#

low level review?

safe minnow
#

Gonna review 341 concepts

pulsar kiln
#

what would you review

#

ohh

safe minnow
#

My friends that have gone through propel interviews didn't have a great time in it, but ymmv

pulsar kiln
#

what’s the best way to prep for discord LOL i guess i could just do mock interviews and neetcode 150/grind 75 but idk

safe minnow
#

Interviews

hallow scroll
safe minnow
#

Like they weren't terribly difficult but then they got rejected for no reason

hallow scroll
#

mood

pulsar kiln
safe minnow
#

Wait you can choose propel or regular sde right

pulsar kiln
#

67 an hour and discord seems like a really cool place to work

#

agreed

safe minnow
#

2 sum

#

Legit

#

A lot of people get that or a variant I heard

#

It's an easy now

#

On LC

#

If he's willing to grind I think he got a good shot at it

#

How long until his final?

#

After spring break would be plenty of time

#

What emote is :tf:

#

I don't think zon will be suddenly closing

#

Yeah

#

But to reopen means something different

#

Ok chatgpt and then pretend like you know