#2023_summer
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Yo
gundam witch from mercury?
change my name back
i want to read haikyuu manga
@oak drift
is it on netflix
Has anyone taken smarsheet backend oa?
e
idk
it's on hbo max
@hearty river
redacted
domestic girlfriend?
I changed it back
why
dumb stupid pink blob @ kirb
delete taiwan
SHUT UP
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any rent a girlfriend enthusiests here?
YAHKUNA'S BRAIN BE LIKE
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rep everything idc
same
I like chizuru
well idk
she seems kinda mean tbh lol
do you like rend a girlfriend, mr desert?
no it's a dogshit manga
and I love reading it every week
Is seal still reading it
Or who was the simp I forgor
Do you just read it for chizuru or something?
I read it cause I'm 270 chapters in and I have to see what ends up happening to rizz-zuya
is he developing rizz?
I think he starts as the most rizz-deprived mf ever, right
that's why he has to rent a girlfriend lol
the only good ending for the mnga at this point is if chizuru ends up dating beret dude
and bitch-zuya ends up just going to the gym and gets fucking built
why the beret guy?
Last I heard from seal or twitter was everything something is supposed to happen, nothing happens
I think people hate chizuru now or something lol
it would be really funny
☝️
chizuru should end up with me
jk she seems mean
JUDAH
COOPAH
mr 2sigma
Stop
Anyone doing this ^
@outer turtle
No
No
Who is this?
guy that works at 2sigma
she will ask you to pay her to cook you dinner
i like bog
he seems kinda elitist tho
but im elitist too
I’m @hearty river’s alt
Bog isnt a good person
You shouldn’t like him
Bog isnt a good person
how come you say that, mr coopah?
cuz his internship(google) isn't as prestigious as yours(2sigma)?
Stop fizzing
doxxing
Why do u like flexing other peoples internships @gentle latch
i like pulling others up
showing others how cracked my boys are
true
No its because he is not a nice person
He has bad character traits
what did he do?
Hes always mean to people unnecessarily
Bog is not a nice person 
Judah is a good person

Coopah is a good person
was that you mr coopah?
why was the floor wet?
the indomitable human spirit
that's us
ur memes are trash
no u
Ayo 
IM SORRY
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was joking
Ur point was correct in a way
U totally good bro it was just funny seeing it
ZUCKERGERB
Ayo 💀
Lmaooooooooooo
💀
On some fr shit though I’d give the same advice on our off linkedin. Tryna maximize for resume experiences early then having all the rest of the time to nail ur leetcode has been hella helpful for me
It’s shitty feeling like you can pass the interview but not even getting opportunities
Yeah
how do you pass the interview if there's an OA before the interview??
OAs are a solid point to transition. Also being hella fr most OAs aren’t even proctored and people are out here taking them w their friends
or GPT nowadays
yeah but your post doesn't say to cheat on OAs 
Being the freshman / sophomore who has the stand out resume from just tryna get all experiences down will go a really long way leetcode or not
Also I literally got my tinder offer w/o any LC in my interview
And then spaceX and blue origin
Those were my freshman year inteeviews
None leetcode
wait are you serious about tinder offer
Backend recommendations was goated
Honestly I do too know
It was just such a high impact team where like I learned all the stuff that was interesting to me ab how tinder worked
Nah I bombwd spaceX
First failed interview
I put a project on my resume that I didn’t know a ton about like a group thing and I def fluffed it a bit heavy. Was a learning lesson to always be able to talk deeply about projects especially when you’re expected to know the shit most in a project
Lowkey sucks though that the posts are giving off a fraud-y impression I’d wanna work on that it’s good feedback
I def wanna be very real w them
It does give Li influencer
It does but is it weird cause LI influencer —> negative connotation or am I bad LI influencer LOL
I wanna be the peoples li influencer 🙏
LOL
Valid
are you trying to make money off Li influencing? many Li influencers have negative connotations bc they are essentially like "send me ur resume and ill fix it for $100"
Not in any foreseeable future
I don’t sell anything
Though if I could go back a year ago and ask current me to make my resume I’d pay $100 no doubt
So I don’t think I look down on that vibe
Will explore this I just genuinely feel like it naturally does worse on LI
But maybe will be better for giving off the right vibes
I agree, but I also don't think someone from Arizona State University would be able to achieve anywhere near as much success without leetcode as someone from a top school where they have many connections and school programs
Yeahh food for thought
Imo in terms of wording your posts are pretty good at being shared. Like they're similar to the posts with like 20k likes
Definitely. I don’t think I lose the honesty aspect when wording it more influencer like, but I can see how it’s portrayed that way and that’s all that really matters
See not sure if this is good or bad lol
imo its bad because I fucking hate linkedin culture
but ig thats subjective
Yeah it kinda is. It starts that way for a level of attention grab y’all aren’t wrong about that, but it’s like a genuine feeling where I see people wasting time on leetcode - actual homies of mine
is this the incentive? based on his Li I'd just assume he already has everything he needs in the world
It’s no longer my incentive in terms of recruiters
But more to help other students out and demystify shit
When I switched to cs I remember that was just sooooo much shit I had such little context on
And being where I’m at now feel like there’s so many things valuable to people earlier on in their steps (which was kinda proven by people always asking) and that was kinda the thought process for starting
I failed Tiktok and confluent bc of technicals 
And it’s definitely a personal journey. Content creation is a unique skill and it’s been stretching my mind in interesting ways to sit there and physically write out ideas. Definitely has helped me understand me better
Interesting
I feel like I haven’t run into that as much so my pov may not represent most peoples reality
Yes pbjpie
I think most of the actives here are already past the resume building stage
I agree y’all def are
I think your Li is just kinda vague? When I read your profile I was like oh he's gotten offers from many different places including quants like Jane Street but his advice is "focus on projects" and not much deeper than that
it would be helpful to go more into in depth about your processes or how to talk to recruiters etc
Yeah I think this is where I’m planning to take it more. Or at least give more actionable things than just broad stuff
Vague is interesting
ig its vague how someone following your advice so far can achieve what you've achieved
47
HUH i did mine in my room alone and got declined by codesignal, how tf
EL PACHITI
lul ok sorry to hear but glad im not alone 
yes, unless they give me a job
i swear they dont even have thank many qs
Yeah it’s one of my more controversial opinions that even experienced engineers disagree with me. I truly believe that in a technical interview the bar for soft skills is so insanely low that 95% of humans should just invest purely into lc and sys des
im getting repeats now
Like i think technical prowess hard carries
im sorry i read this reply solo out of context and was like WTF
Is the tldr
Because if you actually grind lc properly you are also by corollary training yourself to reason through things and rubberduck ur thinking. At that point all u need is interview practice
my amz offer was pure rizz
yes
no bruh think outside of CS and reading this
There is no such thing as a personality hire in this field lol, they are exceptionally rare

quit braggin, they aint even reply to some of us lol. rootin for you tho 
bro you dont understand 
waitlist -> warehouse pipeline
krishna getting led on fr fr
chatgpt can literally do all the swe
but the warehouse?
literal better job security
@stable spire when have u ever failed interview due to personality
U know my story too
It was always tech skills
Except jp morgan those losers
They failed me for handsome
does that make jpmc interns ugly

All my interviewers there were good looking 
opposite tbh
gook looking -> rejected
my coworkers were good lookin

there are 3 behaviorals trhat ive failed over my entire 40-50+ interviews over 2 years
- wipfli just straight up ghost
- uline prolly bc i applied to data engineer instead of swe and didnt know python
- IMC
i still dont know the reason for 3
imc one way?
nope passed their final technical and somehow failed HR call
yea lol and my entire resume was CA
lmao what
wait i remember this lol
i got so pissed i broke my mouse 
cscd lore ✍️
same with Asana after i got rejected after 2 perfect interviews and 1 hell of an interview with a codeforces master ICPC world finalist bronze
i broke my second mouse
naw jump i had 3 perfect interviwes and 1 interview(1st onsite) where the feedback from recruiter was I was nervous and didnt scope problem out
why tf would an icpc bronze medalist be an interviewer at asana smh
thats what im tryna figure out he was switched from some other person 1 day before itnerviwe
felt
my interviewer was mit grad and worked at every faang except netflix
icpc peeps are everywhere lol why not
wtf does asana do again
not ICPC world finals bronze + CF master
id expect icpc medalists to get scouted out by fancier firms
they can only work at quant? 
team management software?
yes
wait sorry this mother fucker was an itnernational master 3 pts away from GM
Dracos you were touching grass what happened to you
You’ve reverted back to your non-grass touching freshman self
CF IM is 0.9% of the codeforces population
non grads touching??????????
no i just get pissed when im unfairly railed against my own will 
Dracos is the only reason i know the acronyms hft hrt uiuc usaco cp hypsm stuy
Not joking
nah it’s okay I understand

asana and imc and sometimes duolingo are like the 3 interviews i get pissed abt even after 6-7 months after the rejection
like every day i think abt one of these companies and what possibly i could have done better in the shower 
same i get reminded a lot of my rejections since im unemployed right now
wait wtf happened to salesforce?
oh yea gotchu
discord 
gonna ask you to write the react native library from scratch
troll itnerview process itl be interesting to see
dude this is whats scaring me i dont like esoteric JS
good thing the native team is prolly just gonna be lc
Bro this is a hard touch grass moment
i know
Like u need to reevaluate ur priorities in life
It’s easy to get consumed by cscd and the job search and stuff
tbh my priority in life for like a good half to 3/4 year was quant
What I mean is they’ll ask hardcore lc if they’re a rust team
i dont do codeforces
But it’s also worthless and getting ur goal won’t make u happy
this is what mage said too 
That’s tough cuz it’s not enough believe me
literally exact same wording
Stop worrying, success is a mindset
- Every handsome wealthy white 6ft male
Well he’s right
he was on a good path until the job grind started again 
Mage is prob a good example too cuz internships especially aren’t everything
But in general it’s just not worth
yea lol my mentality woukld have been a lot different if i had FB ro in like august onward
Bro i have followed mage’s journey since he was barely an edgelord shitposter child the man knows what he’s talking about
But also dont be mage
can confirm yahkub is a handsome wealthy white 6ft male 
Yahkub is literally more handsome than handsomest cheese schooler
I’m saying success isn’t that important
Who is this mage person
Just go work for zon and be done
@ dreaming
Ur mum
wait now im curious @zealous trail what caused this change of mentality(i do understand what your saying) ; idr a year back you saying any of this
success is all about perspective anyway, there’s always a bigger bag to chase after
tbh dracos even tho im in a dream team in terms of stack and work and $$$ i still hate it bro
U know how it is
Cuz toxic environment lol

idk im still on that low level quant grindset still and nothing seems to be stopping me
like im walkign through snow storms to get to my paralell programming class
bro go back to the gym
I actually respect the grindset just not worrying about it i guess 🙂
you were tryna become goku
who
you
i should go back tbh
How are cornell n waterloo not depressed
Imagine walking in blizzard just to get wrecked by OS class
idk about Cornell but loo def is
dude OS ive only attended the 1st lecture bc its 9:30am
i just read the slides + ostep

cornell or the apple office in china?
I was saying it a year ago
i dont remember this
But I’m saying it more now too I’ve been exceptionally successful and don’t care
U were always chill but i dont think u said to others
yahkub and I were squarespace twins a year ago
Like u never said take a chill pill that i remember
I mean I wasn’t like ranting to everyone
Longer but ye
good times
@near swallow when is #2024_grads coming out lol
im gonna be the one mf that joined this server in hs and also graduating from it
we dont even have a fall process channel smh
Don’t pog that
It mirrors the recession jobs. exists but u cant find em
KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

U can be mod
Take my place
when
No way u make dracos mod and not me
When i retire
(I’m prob gonna just leave again don’t mod me)
Wagons so hot and funny
tryna be like yahkub
you not up to anything this weekend?
damn bro 
Anyone working at Goldman Sachs in Dallas this summer ?
yo
Hi mr coopah
naw 639
Shivaram and swift posted lecs for 537 🥰
Same
Come
I am about to air you out
I love bags
Air
Kirb will warn if he sees this 1 👽
🏃♂️
It will never be good enough
Another 5lbs
Another 50k
Another wife
Rise and grind mr tanz
Are we taking souls today?
any good dp resources? decent at mediums but wanna get better at bottom up dp and also get better at hards
someone reccomended this book a few days ago, how good is it to go from med -> hards?
i’m stuck in a weird situation rn i accepted two companies verbally and both want me to sign the offer letter but i’m interviewing with way better companies rn and haven’t decided on one in between the two
what do i do in this scenario? for context this is regarding internships
also if im decent at mediums but wanna consistently solve harder mediums and start solving some hards wtm? usaco?
accept both of them and ren later

What companies are they?
I would accept both right now and renege the one that you don't want once you start the one that you do want
Normally I wouldn't recommend this, but in the current state of the economy, companies are rescinding so u gotta do whatcha gotta do yknow
a yc fintech i worked at last summer and blackberry
Idk personally I thought neetcode.io was enough for coding interview dp
After a while of practicing, u realize that pretty much all lc dp problems just follow the same template
Yeah just accept both
i don’t wna renege the yc fintech company cause like they matched my offer requirements and i already worked there before so i’ll feel like a bitch reneging
economy is fucked
even for the hards? i did all of neetcode.io but still cant solve some harder mediums and hards
if this time last year then no problem
maybe im just stupid lol
but this year ...
Nah dont worry lol
Just keep grinding more problems and I guess if that doesn't work then try other resources
But personally I think nc.io + just grinding a bunch was enough
ive done like 400+ including nc.io + grind75 + some of sean prashad
still in general struggle to get the 3rd/4th problem in contests
Idk amy other resources for dp other than maybe CLRS
Maybe @uneven crane can recommend some
Sounds like you should start practicing mainly hards then
im trying to focus on learning how to derive the solutions for hards because i cant do that at all
for most mediums i have an approach even if i cant fully solve
once u did hella problems did it just come to u
for harder mediums and hards
im tryna create a more actionable plan than just grind more leetcode because thats bascially what ive been doing but hasnt been too effective
Are you grinding problems topic-by-topic?
Oh ok
but i also do random so i get better at pattern idetnification
for hards some of them are so obscure like i cant find a train of thought that would lead someone from the problem statement to the optimal answer
i asked chatgpt and it was pretty helpful loll but idk still hard for me to derive
Master each topic first, then do random problems to practice identifying what data structure or algo to use
Check out colin galen on youtube
He's a top CPer that talks about strategies on how to improve
oh yeah i heard about this guy
will try that
for me, grokking the coding interview was really good at first because i couldnt solve any lc easies and mediums and i started getting better at solving easies and some easier mediums after that and then i did neetcode.io which got me to a better competency at mediums
sometimes i struggle deriving the recurrence relation, sometimes its the base case that gets me so like im kinda finding it hard to improve
I heard some people even passed google without even being able to solve the problem
yeah that makes sense, for ex not a super obscure problem but like smallest range covering elements from k lists, what is the train of thought that leads someone to use a heap? is that where u just rely on hints
For me it helps to think about how the main problem can be solved using answers to smaller versions of that main problem
ive passed a good amount of big tech interviews but im tryna increase my pass rate for ng next yr and maybe quants
yeah ig its smallest k but its kinda tricky to realize that after reading the problem at first
how would u study better then?
Well they already did like 400+ so maybe they need a different strategy to practicing
But yeah I think checking out colin galen's vids and applying his strategies would be your best bet right now @half plinth
yeah
Are you getting enough sleep? And exercising
i also read somewhere that when u get stuck on a hard, keep a list of vairious types of strategies and patterns and then go through that list and see what u can apply
but ive never tried that
for the most part yeah but i see thats what colin suggests too so maybe i focus more on that lol
yeah grokking is what i would suggest, i feel like grokking is really good for learning the patterns and neetcode is good for figuring out how to apply but maybe u dont need grokking
gl for citadel my guy
Oh like given an array, make it into a heap?
I think that was one of my hw questions lol
I think you just treat the array as a heap already, then do a sift on every element starting from the top(start of the array)
You'll sift by determining if a current item needs to be swapped with its child
And the formula for finding the children indices is 2i + 1 and 2i + 2
Hm i dont remember the n method then
I think intuitively my method seems like it's nlogn, but really it's n cuz of some property
It's like, since we start the process from the top and go downwards, we do less sifting once we get to higher indices in the array since we've already sifted some items to their correct/close to correct spots from when we did earlier sifting, so ultimately the time complexity is linear, not nlogn
If that makes sense LOL
Cool
real
i haven’t leetcoded since i got my offer in december
and i struggled on cits oa
rn i’m focusing on school bc i gotta get marks up to transfer n shit so not gonna leetcode until end of the sem
lmaoo i wish
nah i failed one test case on oa + i’m a nobody so i doubt it
TLE 😵💫😵💫
it was a stupid math proof thing i overlooked too
long story but tldr i’m not in comp science and my school won’t let me in
i’m undeclared major
nah it was like you had to do some calculations then determine if it was odd or even, and i completely overlooked the fact that an even number * anything is an even number
so i was iterating through the entire thing but i only needed to go until i found an even nun
yeah i don’t think i’d make past resume screen regardless bc the only thing worth anything there is “incoming at dropbox”
oh fr
damn
oh fr i forgot that’s a thing
school email second app 🙏
@low vale you have phone for fall right
bro i want fall to start actually picking up
HUH
where 😭
oh lmao mb
i have one interview?? but the recruiter still hasn’t reached back out to me to schedule it lmfao
i don’t think this company has started interviewing for the fall yet
so i think that’s why
need hubspot ☹️
i haven’t seen anybody else who got it
need ramp :(
fuck hubspot
there’s always hope 🙏
i thought the same
almost didn’t even attempt the ctf
yeah i’m scared af for interviews
like leetcode interviews are scary enough
non leetcode interviews are even scarier
i’m kinda fucked for fall bc i won’t be able to actually leetcode well again until like summer lmao
yeah like if i got cit phone rn i’d just withdraw 
imagine i passed that
yea def not ready for above lc lmao
i should finish blind 75 first 😭
Anyone know how long it takes Cisco to get back to people after final interview?
based lab students
not much but some
i may check it out
it still tells you who's been lookin without premium
How's the summer search going for ppl still looking?
any good companies hiring?
I have an interview with Meta coming up for the position: Enterprise engineer intern. I would appreciate some tips. Thanks.
realist shit ive read
💀
probably amazon
bigger name
mozilla is kinda interesting tho
i use firefox
Bro what
Agreed. Amazon is great company with crazy resume value…. May be the easiest faang to get into but it’s still a great company to be an engineer at
r u working with firefox or just at mozilla?
Hi, any recommendation for working at walmart SWE internship in bentonvilla ?
if u r at mozilla it would be cool to get into the rust team
The ones who belittle companies just because they accept a lot of interns are cringe
Amazon literally is a huge company… u expect them not to have thousands of employees?
Ok
Brother
Stay off blind and Reddit bro. Amazon is a dream company for so many people
Why does it matter lol
You can only use this command in 2022_winter_intern_process, 2022_summer_intern_process, 2022_grad_process, 2022_fall_intern_process, 2023_summer_intern_process, 2023_winter_intern_process, 2023_grad_process
anybody do the quantile OA??
Lmaooo 😭
Yeah fr. Just like I was mentioning yesterday bro people get some cocky and are out of touch with reality it’s crazy bro
this man has W coping skills
ok, and you haven't even gotten amazon. stay down until you're up.
I took amazon for the location btw :)
Ong
Who told this man he’s getting into citadel..
Firefox
Do it king. Stay up @ to whoever is dumping someone 
I only applied to 3 companies this year and got into 2 so idk what to tell you
Didn’t want to be sweaty this year
i needa get good at cpp
i started with java then python and i like python too much now
i learned a lot of the basic c++ to do blind questions but thats all
#include <bits/stdc++.h>
using namespace std;
vector<vector<int>> solve(vector<int> a, int k){
vector<vector<int>> ans;
for(int i = 0; i < a.size(); i++){
map<int, vector<int>> mem;
for(int j = i+1; j < a.size(); j++){
if(mem.find(k - a[i] - a[j]) != mem.end()){
for(int f : mem[k - a[i] - a[j])
ans.push_back(i, j, f);
}
if(mem.find(a[j]) == mp.end())
mem[a[j]] = {j};
else
mem[a[j]].push_back(j);
}
}
return ans;
}
i have no idea if this even compiles
i just did this on the spot :D

implementation is annoying
the original gif ig
Leetcode down???
i have to because i use push_back 😼
back up
no, this is what minimal c++ skill does to a person
i need to learn how to use smart pointers
and ranges
za gato is cute
will likely hear back in 1-2 weeks
im applying for CS+X
specifically CS+Econ
hopefully, i am coping
final must've been OP in hs
lemme send you my ECs final
im lowkey looking okay
only issue is, im not illinois in-state 
I know neclo and ash
Ash is chill and neclo is not
But neclo is improving
in high school
wait who is ash
i only know neclo
neclo is hilarious
i never realized how slow i was at implmentation
i need to grind again no cap
you won ??
gg
he conquered it 🙏
i do that a lot too
if a recruiter reached out to you asking to complete an OA within a certain timeframe, and you did, should you update them telling them you finished the OA, or wait until some time after the timeframe ends?
I always email. I feel like it’s good to have that on their radar
Might incentivize them to reply faster
ya ok dont wanna seem too desperate tho
ah ok
ty ty
had a bad experience tho recently becaus a recruiter reached out to me --> got full on OA --> then rejected lol
but heres hoping this one is diff
sure
Web infra, discrete math, embedded systems, probability and statistics, and database systems
Really worried about prob/stats cause everything else seems doable and the professors for those classes are quite chill well at least at my school
Nah depends idek
I think it’s much more work cause you basically need the entire calculus series
Discrete math at my school has no prereq lol
True
Basically standalone
But I think it’s much more important for more classes down the line
Way more foundational
Mood
Probability is much more like Calc math huh
Discontinuous vs continuous
Ask myself that every day
The high school foundation I’ve cultivated still fucks me over
Omg that’s the issue with me for physics
Crazy stuff
It’s actual generalizable patterns instead of small concrete steps
Custom keyboard
💀
@zealous trail @hearty river @hoary locust And to several others who were interns when I first started modding (tagging you cuz i like yall):
I'll be leaving the server, most likely for good. Definitely leaving as a mod. I've been modding for quite a while. And have always tried to keep a healthy environment across the board wherever I can. I've gradually become more intolerant of certain bad vibes here so I am usually aggressive and ban people. I'm not blaming myself per se, I think many situations have warranted it and I do prefer to cross the occasional line to keep things pushin P here because it's literally just Discord lol.
This place helped me a lot in early career but modding is very difficult and I saw it as a way I could give back. I spent early days shitposting a lot just like everybody here and even though I remember those days very well + I still see this as healthiest entry level CS community, it still has too many challenges and doesn't contribute a lot to my life now that I'm working. I wish you all the best, anybody is free to DM me for chatting or career tips. Thanks and much love!
goodbye kirb o7
o7
goodbye kirb o7
@near swallow thanks u for everything king
u been there since day 1
although there was prob times where I was close to getting ban, I appreciate u giving back to the community
what is the difference between cisco swe i and swe ii intern?
NOW IT'S MY TUEN TO RUN THIS TOWN
@hearty river
Mama

I aint doing it
CSCD, discord's oldest anarchy server
make me mod
👉 👈 mod pls
I dont think ive vanned anyone since i started like 8 months ago
I just let kirby and wagon do all the work
Im just here to shitpost
how
very well behaved server 
Has anyone interviewed with a company called Sigma Computing?
I was wondering how their technical assessment is?
I persuaded him to quit modding
@hearty river has a way with words 😏
are there any more internships left for summer or for fall? I think most on the github list are closed
lockheed always hiring
@honest spire yo
We mainly have office hours on discord @low vale
sorry why am I banned for asking?
for os class
Banned
@low vale are u doing ta for ur resume
or money
@honest spire
can I see ur feet @
@safe elbow

WHY NOT
WHY NOTTTTT
But u have me baby
Go back to studying
Dont turn Degen Like us
like me and Krishna
the guy who always talks about faang but will never get it
@honest spire
did anyone here do uber decision scientist intern interview?
.
stop spamming @honest spire man
coz u cant get in
is this about the students youre TAing for lmfao
If it aint sparklin ✨️, i don't want it 🙅♂️
post that on your linkedin
maybe @hearty river was in my head all along...
his messages always get deleted when i take my meds
seriously who is it
Time to go crazy aaghhhh go stupid aghhhhh
Wat duz dis mean
what are u doing for the rest of the night
Is dis u?
NO MORE MODS
R u not a mod?
accurate
thats why its called discrete
u got cit interview?
Why did u give up
What's for dinner?
@icy plank
learn your linear algebra. -regretful linear algebra procrastinator
ml is a bitch rn
Ahhh that's a classic
gngn
I got an Amazon OA but I already accepted an offer, do you think they will let some ppl do their application for fall?
i had a friend who has an offer for summer who got denied moving it to fall
but worth a shot
meanwhile i'm on the waitlist for the summer with no updates 😭
imagine
amazon oa's are another liberal myth
wagons
real
did it come out, ia pplied too
how bruh
i have god resume , decent school, and didnt hear back
send
so uh what to do when recruiter leaves company/is laid off mid process
You'll prob just get a new recruiter lol
Happened to me
i made gpt write that for me
How do I get alcohol out of my system
Throw up
has anyone been in the JSIP program for Jane Street?
read wheel of time
i dare u
holy shit
as expected from a stuy kid
i was being sarcatic btw
Stuy?
isnt it considered one of the worst serires ever written becuz how drawn out it is?
also like 3 pages descriptions of women
stuvysant
tanz went to super famous rich kid nYC private school
🤓
oh
magnet bruh
same thing
🙄
oh
nvm
:bonk
Lool
Wait hs kids read?
We read maze runner in my hs 💀
🤣
those poor empty bookshelves
ngl
last year in 9th grade i tried to read moby dck
and then i tried to read war and peace
war and peace was interesting but it was so long
Mf is in grade 10 
any book before writers stopped being pretentious should be banned
whenever that point of infection was where people realized obfuscation didnt make you cooler is when books became good
Junie B Jones books >>>
bruh 
bro they said if u got an offer from a greylock company ud get swag months back
i still dont have it
yea it was within 1 year
How do you get into greylock
i feel so heard
at least you've learned one thing to check for in the future
I think they said they'd only ship it sometime this year
don't make it the 101th time then
What books are like this
She had 2 plug da podcast 💀

lots of books in 1800s and before (even 1900s too) would do tons of stuff that has fallen out of favor now such as passive voice
becuase it makes book harder to understand
Any recommendations
onus is on author to make it understandable now
no i have mentally blocked htem all out
read magic treehouse
No I'm lookin 4 audiobooks
Platos repulblic
What are some easy companies to get
Your mom
Like high acceptance rates
lmfao the remark abt not following abt merch sent me 😭
We have reached the beginning of the end times

Don't b mean 😞
Fidelity is pretty easy and hires everywhere in US p much. Also there are so many factors at play its hard to say what’s easy and what’s not generally, its going to depend alot on your own circumstances imo
Lol no
Zon is still prob lik 5% acceptance or less
Based on how many applicants they get
ye but its 90% for the first 5% of applicants and 10% for the last 95%
General motors I think is easy
Idk what the acc rate is though
Also defense is ez
Wat
No i disagree
So basically it's free as long as u apply early
Yeah last summer taught me to apply in the summer and the minute that apps drop
@hearty river mama
bjarne shoestrap wouldnt get into amazon if he applied september
I kno plenty of ppl who applied eaeky and never heard back
But applying early does help
hi
Not me googling eaeky thinking its a new acronym
liberty mutual, jpm
Although resume screen seems luck based though
is this a joke?
lmfao
No
the eakey method
so msft lc is easier than amz lc?
zon ranges widely
Msft gotta be getting harder next summer everyones gonna want to work there after openai
The next Apl
I think it's just luck 
I know peeps with cracked asf resumes ghosted
And peeps with no experience get in
I think roblox interviews are hard on average
Idk about lyft but probably also hard considering the ng tc
Oh nice
I meant the res screen is hard
Oh shit
@limpid crater are you doing ok bro?
Yea I’m doing mine rn
Oh nice
Dk bout return tho, I think they only did partly rescind, not fully for all the positions very unfortunate:/
one of my friends got a hard DP problem 
mine was probably regular medium
they did get the offer without fully solving the question though
this entire sentence is contradictory 
you've already started @ apple?
he left the snowstorms for sunnyvale
Lol later idiot
no way
he was cool glad to see hes in greener pastures
Any idea when apps open
When tech funds your Beyoncé concert 🥹🥹
Thank god I reneged them 
"We offer stability..." 
Welll. Still interviewing. But for now holding c1 and Qualcomm
Nordstrom pushed me to sign or decline. So I declined despite saying I would go with them 
Intern
I’m 1st year ms rn
U got Qualcomm embedded SWE intern?
So true
Yeee
Were u at that QSA event lol
Nah what is that?
I actually don’t know. Maybe?
Student Accelerator thing they had in San Diego
does anyone know anything abt anyscale/anyscale summer internships
anyone know if palantir give interns laptops?
like company culture, pay/benefits, size of internship, etc
like mbp, windows, etc
@zealous trail interned there
did u got the offer 😮
they're pretty pog
anyone here good with html/css?
hahah noo i havent just wondering
what do u need help with?
culture read online, pay seems good, size definitely tiny
yall if u make it to the final interview stage that is a 30 min non-technical chat with 2 lead engineers, that means they like you somewhat right
how do i avoid fricking up that interview
what if i cannot
okok im just gonna prepare behavioural stuff + company bg like crazy then 💀
bro id be worried to SHIT if the company that can neither confirm nor deny they killed bin laden doesnt give interns a dedicared work laptop
@sinful locust
crying
So long!
While I was an intern in Summer '22 and joined the server in Fall '21, can somebody give some history here? What's the 'Yahkuna Matada/Yahkub' story?
I dont even know the lore lol
We need a lore channel juda
Nighty night
Kirb 🥺 well miss you
Need LoreKeepers
Future generations should know about this server - the pinnacle of majoring in CS in the '20s.
do yall put ur resume on ur linkedin?
How long after an interview without contact would you consider having been "ghosted"?
Can't, I don't want past employers seeing me exaggerate on the tasks I did
valid
wait so you don't put the description on your past exp?
Nah, I got fired from an internship so I had to make up some bullets
How bro? 😭
bruh
I was doing summer interviews to get a better internship, missed some meetings
2, but then I also missed a third which my mentor randomly scheduled on the spot, it was hard for me to work remote too at the time
I don't wanna talk about it lol, I deserved it though. I was taking a long time on my tasks too and my mentor was losing his patience, the other interns were faster.
i think u would like work in canada
2 weeks is where I consider myself rejected
But I've heard back up to 4 weeks after in the past
ahoy
well it will officially be 2 weeks in 2 days for me. hmm i refuse to be back burner they getting a "follow up" email from me!
i've been ghosted for month+ before
then they got back to me LMFAO
I thought I did good aswell
dw too hard about it
well sort of good you never know though ig
you don't know
maybe they ghosted
maybe they're stakc ranking
maybe your recruiter died
just follow up
You right
@quaint bolt heyy can I dm you ? I want to ask something about MSFT sponsorship 
eliminating competition
how do you find an apartment for only 3 months like all these places are looking long term
Maybe try airbnb
What's the point, you already have good internships
this dude in the top 1% of csmajors btw
Not even, more like 1% of the 1% lol
im doing one b75 question every day as a slow grind leading up to june
im not aiming higher than like cap1/amazon
@sinful locust whats on the agenda for today
Mama


