#2023_summer

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hallow scroll
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you'll get bigger once you start using gym equipment juda its ok

somber solstice
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wizzy teef were removed

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and i lost 10 pounds

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in 4 days

hallow scroll
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are you on a serious caloric deficit or eating below maintence

thorn quartz
somber solstice
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lost a bit of water weight

somber solstice
hallow scroll
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id try eating only 500-700 below deficit

thorn quartz
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and its more fun using gym equipemnt

hallow scroll
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eating on a large deficit is the worst thing ever

thorn quartz
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my life is essentially just doing programming related stuff, anime, and watching people lift or lifting rn

hallow scroll
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i used to do hour of cardio and only eat like 1400 calories and it was terrible

thorn quartz
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gym equipment makes it so much more fun

hallow scroll
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ohhh makes sense

gentle latch
hallow scroll
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gl king

hallow scroll
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i want eubanks chest

thorn quartz
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ima unfollow

gentle latch
thorn quartz
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tren twins are sick as fuck

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trho

gentle latch
thorn quartz
hallow scroll
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if my pecs cant fit in a d cup i failed at bodybuilding

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💀

gentle latch
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I took a L

hallow scroll
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its ok juda its easier for short guys to get buff then taller guys

gentle latch
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Thank u mr juster

hallow scroll
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3 months 6 days a week going hard in the gym and youre gonna be 5'4 cbum

thorn quartz
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natty he looked fucking wild

hallow scroll
thorn quartz
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king ron

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his mom is bigger than me

gentle latch
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What fitness influencers do u guys follow?

earnest hatch
thorn quartz
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rn gabe deutsch and tren twins only ogod ones rest piss me off

gentle latch
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He not natty though I think

thorn quartz
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RP, geoffrey verity schofield, natural hypertrophy, bald omni man all give really good advice

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rlly enjoy those guys a ton

thorn quartz
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395bench 675ddl defo sauced

granite fulcrum
thorn quartz
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hes jacked so i think hes worthy tbh

steady crow
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lol they really said "bash script wizards"

hallow scroll
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if you aint a bash script wizard wyd

steady crow
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i use chatgpt for all my scripts dogesmile

hallow scroll
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facts im doing that rn for my hw assignment

steady crow
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get on the bing chat waitlist

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its amazing

sinful locust
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ppl getting off amazon wl now?

hallow scroll
frigid gate
sinful locust
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alhamdulillah

rocky mountain
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Has anyone had a Cisco Data Science Internship Interview? Wondering how I should prepare for a data science intern interview, I've only had SWE interviews

gentle latch
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Took an L

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All my height went towards my lc count

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Thanks bro

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Yeah i gotta compensate somehow

thorn quartz
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wheres my oa

hallow scroll
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lowkey i feel like people got put on the waitlist even if they were rejected

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I feel like everyoneeee got waitlisted

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yeah it seems random atp i got no clue

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you dont need zon tho youre chilling

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nah youre gonna get google fall fr

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fr

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you acting like you dont have a top company on your resume now 🤔

gentle latch
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I remember my first offer

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Good times

astral dew
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Bro fr. Had me pacing around the house screaming “I’m him” lmao

hallow scroll
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🇼

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my first was insurance company

astral dew
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Nah Amazon rejected me first year. I landed Uber dogesmile

hallow scroll
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jody are you following the bob pipeline rn? did he also return after his star internship

astral dew
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Rejected final didn’t get offer jody_cry

astral dew
hallow scroll
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duh

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probably accept, they will probably be more willing

gentle latch
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The bob pipeline is to get google and reject it

hallow scroll
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bob is the goat

astral dew
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He got like Netflix offer on last day of Google deadline

gentle latch
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👑

hallow scroll
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i think he didnt have netflix offer at the time either lol

astral dew
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@frigid bear

mild aspen
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@golden sandal how was your amazon interview

astral dew
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The goat

gentle latch
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Bob is mit

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Netflix intern
Rejected google

hallow scroll
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doxxing him hard af rn 😭

gentle latch
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Im tryna get like BOB

hallow scroll
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fr

gentle latch
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BOB IS MY HERO

near swallow
hallow scroll
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need 500 lc done by summer 2024 recruiting

gentle latch
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BOB IS THE GREATEST

near swallow
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Pinging cuz that’s not u

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U look nothing like him

hallow scroll
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true

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i have 250 done but i still feel like im ass at it

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choked sooo many interviews last year

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maybe i just need more mock prep

gentle latch
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Do problems that are hard for you

hallow scroll
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i feel like i crack under the pressure

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might try simulating interviews while I leetcode, I kinda just do the problem and be done with it

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ohh yeah thats a good idea

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never done contests

astral dew
hallow scroll
muted summit
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its against the rules i think

hallow scroll
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i think its cuz apple is super secretive

gentle latch
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Someone got fired for doing that

hallow scroll
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yea

echo coral
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Apple doesn’t exist

hallow scroll
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apple is a myth

astral dew
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This is why lol

muted summit
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what company has the best day in the life videos

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Joma tech at facebook 💯

hallow scroll
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them and 5 rings opened like so early last year lmao

astral dew
gentle latch
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Joma tech at facebook

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Facebook seems like a nice place to work

hallow scroll
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jomas resume is cracked

muted summit
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yeah joma is my inspiration

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i watched him in HS and wanted to be cracked like that and experience what he showed in his videos

hallow scroll
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if my resume dont look like a waterloo students resume when i graduate then i did something wrong ‼️

gentle latch
hallow scroll
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its a joke

gentle latch
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Oh lol

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Yeah 6 internships seems like way overkill for an end goal of google

muted summit
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i get it tho, interning at diff companies is fun

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ive only done one, but it seems like fun i should say

hallow scroll
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yea def

astral dew
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Top faang+ rn?

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Like to intern at

hallow scroll
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HUBSPOT GET BACK TO MEPLS

hallow scroll
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dawg this posting bot gotta get fixed 💀

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spring 2021 posting is crazy

gentle latch
hallow scroll
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in intern posting channel

gentle latch
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oh the unity one

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gagaga

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Another day, another grind fest

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google is the only company that exists

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jk lol

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linkedin would be nice

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true

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once i start at google, bing + gpt will win the search war

pseudo orbit
undone shale
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Hey guys anyone know what lyft final round is like for backend intern?

gentle latch
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they got an offer from there

undone shale
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ooh thank u ill dm them 🙂

gentle latch
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good luck!

steady crow
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But then who's gonna carry the boats?

devout jewel
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literally apple has ton of training to tell u to not show any unreleased products

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so it allowing his daughter to touch the device is even considered enough to be in trouble

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like apple is so secretive

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that's it's not even funny

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legit i was in a white room where i would code for hrs with my team

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i can't talk to other interns and etc besides at lunch or coffee machines

astral dew
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Don’t forget the same commercial with
“Our most powerful IPhone yet”

static spindle
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i like apple products gladge

sinful locust
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they have decent tablets too

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cause every alternative is so bad lmao

rapid swan
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me fr

sinful locust
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I use Iphone though not cause it's an iphone but because I don't want to deal with the bugs that come with programming for a diverse array of firmware

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i aspire to make enough money to not need one

rapid swan
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yeah but its been broken for yrs

soft basin
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why would you not

rapid swan
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should prob get a new one

soft basin
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got gengar on my phone case 😈

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one drop and that repair gonna be mad expensive

sinful locust
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yeah id probably have one even with a shitton of money tbh

rapid swan
soft basin
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i used to be able to repair iphone screens until apple limited by hardware

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😡

sinful locust
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but dude once you break that phone for the first time, its never the same

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chances of breaking a 2nd or 3rd time is like at least 500% more likely

soft basin
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amazon waitlist has moved recently

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lets see how far this gets

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good for them

sinful locust
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i could use an oa from amazon right now

soft basin
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mf an apple intern 😐

sinful locust
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dude their app portal sucks

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that looks very healthy and responsible

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is that pork tostada

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damn

soft basin
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id fuck the shit outta that no cap

sinful locust
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apple intern money got u eating round the world

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boke 👍

soft basin
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cant let couples be happy frfr

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biggest hater

near swallow
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How many times have I said i never want to see this again

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Bro was it u who sent me the one with the sound

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Of drake singing gods plan

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That’s why

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U sent me this

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The fact this exists

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Is another reason to stop existing

static spindle
near swallow
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STOP POSTING

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One more shawty like a melody and its SLO MO TIME

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OK

soft basin
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dictatorship literally 1984

near swallow
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_ _

proud crag
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i fail practically every oa this fall

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then i get factset and do it in precisely 3 minutes

near swallow
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Ok but who asked

gentle latch
proud crag
gentle latch
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Or we can put you in it instead

proud crag
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prayj

near swallow
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Nature is healing

proud crag
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my application hasnt been dumpstered copium

hearty river
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yo

gentle latch
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@hearty river

vocal arrow
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anyone know what amazon oa 1 is like for sde internship?

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gotcha thanks

sinful locust
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yo any1 got any good mobile app ideas

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they're the hardest to come up with i s2g

vague lion
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the idea is to maximize ur chance for getting the best internship for ng

gentle latch
vague lion
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thats y im "graduating 2025"

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im ngl 90% of the mans here at waterloo are held back by waterloo works like if they just applied externally and started applying back when apps started they would get way better interviews then what they're getting on ww

sinful locust
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crack the google resume screen algorithm plz

vapid yarrow
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For those who are getting Amazon OA's again. what the position they are sending OA's for? SDE Intern 2023 or SDE Co-op 2023?

gloomy plover
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average sono bisque doll fan

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pogin show

vague lion
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yea i mean ima first year i only got to see this summer but like i got cruise, binance, two sigma etc. externally but on ww i got 1 interview (Super)

and like ik mfs with like MIT and harvard research, 5 papers, startups valued at 50m+ who are going to deloitte and td this summer but like ik for a fact that if they applied externally they would be getting FAANG+

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ik but like now

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its fucking ass

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back then there was 100 facebook postings every cycle

somber solstice
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literally shits on all of them besides themselves

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waterloo co-op system is just OP

vague lion
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bruh wheres uber now

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this is not a thing

sinful locust
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hi sexy people

vague lion
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citadel barely hired on ww, bloomberg is the one that gave first years offers

thorn quartz
vague lion
somber solstice
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8% acceptance rate...

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damn.

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that's really good for an internship dead

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or is it 8% are freshman

hoary goblet
vague lion
vague lion
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which is still good

somber solstice
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if you go to waterloo, can you apply externally or do you have to ww

vague lion
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yea im ngl thats crazy i cant fact check that 100%

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cause they weren't on ww this term

hoary goblet
# vague lion no

okay bet, the wechat moms said they posted but i aint see anything

vague lion
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i only got to see bloomberg

hoary goblet
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yeah i made it to bberg final and never got called back

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apparently they only called 3 people

vague lion
hoary goblet
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uh

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ill dm

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🥺👉👈 im shy

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i have my pilots license

sinful locust
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that is a fun fact

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👍

hoary goblet
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🫡

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yeah fr

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just been busy on the CS grind

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havent flown since 2019

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gotta get back on it once the new grad paychecks land

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thx

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almost done the college grind

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oh yeah

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nah you have headsets

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your passengers can hear you rizz up ATC

vague lion
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nah made it to the final

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did the lc fine

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then he asked about design patterns

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and idk much abt design patterns

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but its all good they rescinded my friends offer last week so i didint miss out on much

hoary goblet
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she belongs to the streets fr

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king shit fr

thorn quartz
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Sounded p horrible bro stay safe

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but if u think u chillin now that’s that

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It’s a p great life until 1/2am then it really sucks

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taking notes rn

sinful locust
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troll

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dudes sus bro

rancid granite
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Damn 3 times deans list

sinful locust
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got into mit going to uw brothel instead?? this dont add up sry

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doubting

rancid granite
restive lake
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given this is real, if you take MIT and need student loans for it but it helps you get into JS, you can just pay off your student loans super fast anyways, and you get to learn better stuff too

quaint bolt
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is this another hser quant simping dogesmile

sinful locust
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you'll be fine at uw botell bro just graduate normally smh

hallow scroll
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probably a troll

quaint bolt
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what has the world come to

hallow scroll
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he processed disocrd offer earlier

sinful locust
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yeah dude im ngl someone with discord and mit in hs isnt gonna be asking about fucking uw bothell no offense to uw bothellers

restive lake
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without some heavy contacts i don't see how it's possible a discord recruiter would even look at a high school resume

near swallow
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Maybe try being handsome lol

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U wouldnt understand

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None of u

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Bro i got my job by being a handsome techtoker sucks for u guys

sinful locust
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it literally says u r

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u r trolling 200%

rancid granite
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I stopped reading after the first 5 words

hallow scroll
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discord doesnt seem like the type of company to care about usaco

near swallow
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Stop shitting on tier 7 schools lol u all barely go to tier 5

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Tier 10 mindset

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Tier 10 looks

hallow scroll
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oh right projects! duh 😍

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fr

sinful locust
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what is a tier 7 school

quaint bolt
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waterloo

near swallow
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UW Bothell

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Yeah what wagons said

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Waterloo at Bothell

hallow scroll
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UW Bothell

near swallow
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university of california at florida

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Ucf

hallow scroll
near swallow
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Uni of wagon bois

hallow scroll
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im usaco plat and have TONS of projects nerd_devcord

near swallow
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Cheese school in shambles

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Cornell depresso capital of america in shambles

quaint bolt
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what about middle schoolers

hallow scroll
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ducc

near swallow
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Pause

hallow scroll
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guys i got bloomberg internship in hs since my dad is mike bloomberg. anybody can do it!

near swallow
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@quaint bolt if sundar pichai is ur dad then what did he get u

hallow scroll
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can you review my resume? I want to get an offer too.

low delta
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Poor guy just wanted a resume project

quaint bolt
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I won’t reveal my dad’s secrets

low delta
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They using his full legal name

near swallow
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if ur so cool why did u do kirb 350

static spindle
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if ur usaco plat you should be able to do all lc

sinful locust
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ok

vague lion
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no

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coding in an interview is completely different

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then coding when no ones watching u

near swallow
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I am always watching

vague lion
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fuck i cant code anymore

static spindle
vague lion
static spindle
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the waitlist is real

near swallow
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If u can see this dog then ur real

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[REDACTED.png]

static spindle
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damn

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no one's real these days.....

thorn quartz
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Public enemy No.1

gloomy plover
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that's so sad

feral oar
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How you all clear OA’s? Especially when the OA has some hard questions. Are you all good at solving problems except me?

somber solstice
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more of a cat person tho

gentle latch
static spindle
feral oar
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I don’t think neetcode is enough for OAs

static spindle
static spindle
gentle latch
vague lion
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plz

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the only mfs that ik that landed snowflake did it through ww, where they dont send oa's

gentle latch
vague lion
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i got 2/3

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four times

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i can pass every oa but that

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ik the question

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i just have no clue how to solve and never bothered

gentle latch
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Damn

vague lion
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its some next level greedy algorithm

vague lion
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these mfs literally ask u to code an ml model in the OA

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and have like 10 ml multiple choice questions

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and then 2 lc on top of that

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and bro valkyre trading.....

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i havent done that shit but it look scary

gentle latch
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I never heard of those places lol
Are they good places to work for?

vague lion
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anyways idk y i just went on a rant

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theres hard ass oas out there tho

vague lion
gentle latch
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Oh
The hardest oa ive ever done was one with 3 backtracking problems and 1 dp
All just lc med-ish level

gentle latch
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I dont remember
Like 45 mins maybe
It was last year

vague lion
gentle latch
vague lion
gentle latch
vague lion
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i have <40

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the only reason i pass these oas is cause of usaco

gentle latch
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Get on it then
I gotta touch grass
Like seriously i havent gone outside in like a week

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Rip

gentle latch
vague lion
static spindle
vague lion
gentle latch
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If ur good at usaco
U'll be good at lc
But u still gotta practice lc problems since they a little different

vague lion
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soon time

gentle latch
vague lion
gentle latch
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Got way more than I dreamed of

vague lion
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my gpa is so ass and i fumbled too many interviews

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ima just grind lc and school for the rest of the term

gentle latch
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I really gotta grind other areas of life now though
My social skills have really deteriorated

vague lion
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what makes them bottom tier?

sinful locust
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💪

sinful locust
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How much do they pay?

astral dew
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Top quant vs top faang+

vast grove
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Anyone heard from Niantic?

wise island
midnight sonnet
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literally wtf do companies fucking want anymore i don't know

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i feel like such utter shit like i got 0 exp

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i think i'm burnt out

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qutting for the summer gonna take the L but like if i'm having this much struggle with my prev exp and i return to my last place, how much will i struggle for new grad process

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fuck

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this year

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like fuck all i've been doing since last august was spamming jobs and spamming recruiters

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literally the worst job search i've had even beats when i had 0 exp

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fucking emotional rollercoaster when i apply and gain hopium then i get that ghost or fat rejec email

safe minnow
midnight sonnet
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how's it going 4 u @safe minnow

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hope you're having better luck than mine

vagrant galleon
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Anyone know of any internship opportunities for this summer for quant trading?

midnight sonnet
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but pretty sure some of the lesser banks and firms have postings but quant apps open like before the big bang

vagrant galleon
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Have had a hard time these past few months getting anywhere

vagrant galleon
midnight sonnet
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feels like a catch 22 - not competitive cuz no "tier 1 brand names" on resume, but no "tier 1 brand names" on resume cuz not competitive enough to pass screens or something

haughty ibex
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For lyft final you mean like another byteboard?

thorn quartz
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Did anyone end up hearing back from salesforce after “team matching”

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(👻 )

haughty ibex
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So like technical live question? Sys design or ds&a?

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Okay thanks!

unreal prairie
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yooo anyone know if theres an incoming netflix intern discord/gc for summer 2023?

sinful locust
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Subtle flex

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And for that reason, I’m out

oak drift
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I'm just curious is it possible to have like an 80% + response rate?

thorn quartz
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yes

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be n3

twilit jacinth
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If i only applied to faang I would have 40% resp rate

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Just obly apply to amazon

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Then get waitlisted WHYYY

ivory rock
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Had a 50% response rate so far

vague lion
uneven vault
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any intl student got experience reneging an internship?

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i would strongly like to reneg zon but not sure what the consequences would be

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like will my cpt be screwed if they complain to my school

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bruh legit scared 😢

somber solstice
uneven vault
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its the shit you need to do internship...uni issues it afaik

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will tell you if i get offer lol

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i understand....but it seems kinda likely thats why

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❄️

thorn quartz
uneven vault
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well

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is zon known to tattletale

thorn quartz
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about u

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or anyone

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actually

uneven vault
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thats my best case scenario lmao

thorn quartz
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thye have so many interns

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how they gonna tattle on all the renegers

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kickassanime cool new ui

uneven vault
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that makes me feel better...thanks bruhs

thorn quartz
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cali did not bust

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with a minor typo

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i typed it too fast and ran with it!

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:3

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man how is it that OS will post lectures onkine but my englsih ta wil expect me to come to discussion

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cbaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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are u in os

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or what class is that

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oh wait thats not os

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my os midterm is in 2 weeks oh no

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dont take os unless u get remzi

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swift and shivaram wont give u all the test cases

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but remzi will

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so its hardcodable KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

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for some reason no

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but if u dont take it why did u come to madison even lol

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well remzi made the textbook

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so id assume its atleast decent

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at the end of the day

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u probably learn the same stuff everywhere

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and i learn better from the book than lectures nayway

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lectures are too hard to pay attention and learn idk

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yea same so i just learn before exam

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but that ends todayu

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becaue i will study 2 weeks in advance for this midterm

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get an A

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and get in shivaram['s research group somehwo

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next semester

thorn quartz
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dude

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last semester

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for a solid 4 hours

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i was the lord of assembly

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crammed so much material in 3 days for machine organization

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and there was no assembly on the final

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u dont understand how powerful i was

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for a limited period of time

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in league terms i was 6 item rengar with red pot

hallow scroll
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Me but with comp arch last year

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I didn’t go to a single lecture but simply passed the final

twin sandal
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has anyone taken the hubspot frontend final?

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in previous szns

thorn quartz
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empowered e for the easy counter bash skull in

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or just backload dmg lo

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yea cc interrupts meditate

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really

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i haventplayed against yi in so long

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unlucky

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maybe if i spent some league time grinding apps and lcs i would be in a better situation

wide comet
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Has anyone taken smartsheet oa? If yes, how was it?

thorn quartz
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its not that sad tbh jus means that victory will be all the more satisfying

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i can taste it as i grind through nc150

gentle latch
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Hi tanz

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Christmas toad

thorn quartz
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my favorite strat while smurfing against zhonyas for this is to walk towards ppl that have zhonyas and not jump because they end up panic pressing

somber solstice
thorn quartz
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ok im gonna finish my os project and queue a game maybe new patch is fun

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notrlly

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got bored last season and stuck like d3

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cba

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ik crit items were buffed but i still dont want to and time is better used on lc

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especially if i want a good offer ng

somber solstice
thorn quartz
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faang or adjacent id be happy with but im shooting for roblox we'll see wha thappens

somber solstice
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what is ps ?

thorn quartz
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ive heard same thing

somber solstice
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what's the process 😅

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anything for the TC tho right ??

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ohhh

thorn quartz
#

4 interviews right

somber solstice
#

some quality engineering right there

#

teaching their students to do some real shit fr

thorn quartz
#

im seeing 4 consistently on glassdoor

#

2 technical 2 behavioral

somber solstice
#

ill just do it when im there

#

hopium

hallow scroll
#

Is roblox new grad in Cali

thorn quartz
#

isnt there also chicago

hallow scroll
#

Nyc or bust

#

Rip

#

Me no want to relocate to Cali that too far

#

👀

hoary goblet
#

think we had like 65% this past summer

somber solstice
#

it's rolling, im gonna submit tomorrow, and supposedly results come back as soon as 2 days to a month

thorn quartz
#

i think im lying actualy

somber solstice
#

so it's really scary

#

yeah floshed

#

save me

hallow scroll
#

Any riot interns in chat wanna give me a buddy in the summer

potent elk
#

has anyone done the hrt full stack 2nd round? if so how long did they take to respond

hardy patrol
#

if you traverse a linked list with a fast node like:

fast = right.next
while fast:
      left = left.next
      right = right.next

does fast point to null at the end

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i thought it stops at the last node

hallow scroll
#

if you want fast to not go to null at the end youd have to say while fast and fast.next i think

#

duelist 💯 🔥

hallow scroll
#

cit

uneven vault
#

citadel

cerulean iron
#

citadel

hoary goblet
#

gg

#

didnt mean to steal the spotlight LOL

#

there used to be a youtuber named KennyTalksCode

#

goated

#

and then he took down his youtube channel

#

sad

#

kenny come home

#

waiting for kenny G to get back to me too

crisp peak
#

has anyone interviewed for patreon

long portal
#

How do I get a Software engineer summer internship in San Francisco?

thorn quartz
#

dont bust

sinful locust
#

who pinged

hoary goblet
#

the 🐐

near swallow
#

Listen to n3 on this

somber solstice
#

im going to DRW

simple garden
#

drw has good wlb

#

idk cit

gentle latch
gentle latch
somber solstice
#

would you watch youtube videos made by wecu pleadingLove

hoary goblet
somber solstice
hoary goblet
#

ahh

#

is DRW > Cit is legit or a meme

somber solstice
#

wat does closed mean in this context?

#

omg chatgpt time

#

chatgpt saved me

tulip aspen
#

not much

#

but i wouldnt say none

static spindle
#

whats going on with the axon logo on levels 🤨

stable spire
#

wtf happened to gusto and coda jesus

wise island
#

how do i best prepare for this? It's the final round with 2 technical leads from the company

static spindle
#

also rescinded lol

#

its crazy bc when I was interviewing the recruiter essentially said "we care about our interns so much that we only let former interns have NG jobs"

#

imagine being a former intern out of like 20 people, choosing to come back and getting fucked

stable spire
static spindle
#

seems like they cancelled the program based on the email they sent

crisp berry
#

i googled gusto rescind

cerulean iron
#

i applied to a different General Dynamics intern position, already accepted their devops position 💀

#

god damn

#

Should I ditch General Dynamics for Autodesk?

#

They both kind of have the same value for name, right?

#

or is Autodesk more valuable

#

true

#

altho

#

they just opened a new intern position today

#

im the 9th person who applied

#

cause they opened an hour ago lmao

bleak storm
#

wut

#

shit

hallow scroll
#

2 companies rescind in 1 day

bleak storm
#

are both rescinding ng and interns too?

hallow scroll
#

somewhat gotta make a counter and see which day had the most companies rescind

cerulean iron
#

not "the best" but neetcode has a good series on it

#

he aims it towards entry-level, so both

stable spire
#

intern/NG is very surface level system design primer

#

DDIA is nice to read but not required until after NG level interviews

#

google system design primer

#

for work yea not for intern/ng sys design interviews

#

its overkill

hoary goblet
#

phone screen or onsite

#

gl

#

5head move: "oh already seen this one, lemme roll another"

vapid yarrow
#

Anyone here interviewed with AMD for Summer Internship?

cerulean iron
#

interviewer might deadass laugh lmfao

#

"gimmie two sum or else"

#

💀

#

nah you knock on his door

woven kindle
cerulean iron
#

when the technical interview gives you Buy and Sell Stocks IV

vague lion
woven kindle
granite fulcrum
#

I got 0/3 on snowflake OA and passed

cerulean iron
#

it was me

thorn quartz
#

I was also there

cerulean iron
#

i came to steal ur offers

thorn quartz
#

I stole your chipotle and ran

#

Oh

cerulean iron
#

didnt find any tho

thorn quartz
#

Damn

woven kindle
hearty river
fossil shuttle
#

should i put assembly on my resume skills, if I learned a made up language my professor invented?

#

he says it's the future of assembly😂

thorn quartz
#

Yes

#

surely they don’t test u lmao

hearty river
#

@thorn quartz

thorn quartz
hearty river
fossil shuttle
#

also, how tf did this resume get me a google interview, but this year with 12x more accomplishments, I can't get shit

cerulean iron
#

holy shit

fossil shuttle
#

so dogwater

cerulean iron
#

plus almost a 4.0 gpa

#

so

fossil shuttle
#

finna have to accept a government internship, since that's all i got

fossil shuttle
#

sophomore

cerulean iron
#

bruh

fossil shuttle
cerulean iron
#

😭😭

fossil shuttle
#

that's what I'm saying

#

but it's alright ig, the government position comes with clearance

#

they haven't sent me the offer letter tho, if it pays like shit I won't be able to afford it

thorn quartz
#

At&t is the one we learned right

#

the one I became the lord of for 4 hours

cerulean iron
#

my professors said straight up we can use it

#

not for hw tho

#

for projects

#

all of my classes are project based

fossil shuttle
#

we don't really code at my school

#

just memorize shit

#

and take tests

#

this semester is the first time I've coded since last fall

#

in school at least

#

i kid you not, i took a sophomore level systems programming class and half of the final was taking in ints at the command line in C and printing their sum

#

we also didn't code in our algorithms class

#

that's what the class was called idk man

#

pretty much

near swallow
fossil shuttle
#

yeah DS was a lot of coding

near swallow
#

DSA was writing cpp code tho on paper and showing it to prof to mentally compile

#

It’s the 2nd most important subject in degree

#

Any OS stuff

fossil shuttle
#

mine was basically into to operating systems pretty much

#

supposedly we were supposed to write our own shell in that class but we never did

near swallow
#

Yeah like my school didnt teach me about how an OS works or linux or anything like that lol

fossil shuttle
#

I also took machine learning this last fall and we didn't code in that either

#

I'm just tryna chill and do some web programming

#

that's what I like

near swallow
#

Because it’s very applicable to a lot of systems programming. Real work. Try learning or applying anything with async programming, working with the filesystem, writing scripts, understanding memory allocation, benchmarking performance,

fossil shuttle
#

look up OS, three easy pieces

#

also, took my final for computer architecture today, 2/3rds of the test was just drawing gate circuits we did for hw🤡

#

that OS class structure looks awesome, honestly my school is a joke

#

i spend like 5 hrs a week for hw and studying lmao

#

here people will not do assignments and they'll ask the prof to move it back and the profs are like "okay, it's due in 2 weeks"

near swallow
#

I regret many things about my curriculum

#

That hold me back even now

#

But if u find the field interesting just read

fossil shuttle
#

At this point, I’m just doing career prep

near swallow
#

Yeah ofc lc #1

fossil shuttle
#

The only benefit of it is having a lot of time to work on stuff

#

And I work as an intern for 30 hours a week too

near swallow
#

I work on some build tooling

#

So it runs builds compiles tests etc

#

In a couple langs

#

It’s written in redacted

#

Yeah cuz it’s a double edged sword for new grad lol

#

Hard af

#

But better to learn hard shit with a future early

#

Jump on hype train

hearty river
#

Kirb

near swallow
#

Non tangible is straight up knowing how to navigate a codebase. Tangible is like knowing how filesystem works, can u read logs and traces, uhm i have to understand generally how memory gets allocated and what constitutes expensive operations i guess so that’s just fancy for space/time complexity matters a lot

fossil shuttle
#

Tell that to companies LOL

near swallow
#

No i dont but i work with a lot of data structures that are labeled or represented as abstractions

#

Like transitive sets

#

And ASTs
Merkle trees, etc

hallow scroll
#

not bad advice for people who have an empty resume tho

#

probably not mark isn't like that hes a sane cs major

near swallow
#

Well yes but it’s just an abstraction. I’m not actually writing out any grammar or rules per se

tulip aspen
#

CONGRATS KRISHNA

#

W AMAZON

hallow scroll
#

krishna you got off wait list?

tulip aspen
#

yes he did

near swallow
#

It’s just like i will come across certain implementations that for the sake of brevity say “think of this as an AST”

#

And it is

#

“Think of this as a transitive set”

tulip aspen
#

he gets it

hearty river
#

@honest spire

plain bison
#

I'll join u as a Meta U intern in menlo park, CA

gentle latch
#

I think they just suck at lc and are coping

tulip aspen
plain bison
tulip aspen
cerulean iron
#

passing interviees does get you money tho

#

yes

gentle latch
#

Zuckerberg

plain bison
#

IM SO FUCKIN EXITED

hearty river
#

@plain bison

plain bison
#

hi

hearty river
#

fuck u

plain bison
#

uwu

tulip aspen
#

no i jsut congradularing them

gentle latch
#

I'd pay for this

tulip aspen
#

real and true

plain bison
#

I dont know how to react honestly, I want to cry

#

Krishna

#

are you on reddit as

#

coding kitty?

#

thank you

#

ok then

gentle latch
#

Mr fantastic

plain bison
#

that's me

#

actually

#

its fun because

#

that's me on the photo lol

hearty river
#

@sinful locust congrats on jump

hallow scroll
plain bison
#

@sinful locust congrats on jump

hallow scroll
#

he has cracked offers

somber solstice
#

@sinful locust congrats on jump

#

(is this fr)

hallow scroll
#

its not even bad advice tho how you gonna try to get a job if your resume is 1/4th a page

somber solstice
#

cuz god damn

hearty river
#

@somber solstice

somber solstice
#

@hearty river

gentle latch
#

@hearty river

#

Im mommys little maid kitty
@hearty river

hallow scroll
#

yea agreed

static spindle
#

this guy is a friend of a friend lol

#

his linkedin is so cringe

gentle latch
#

Lol

#

Mark zuckerberg

hearty river
#

@icy plank

static spindle
#

its how you get popular on LL

gentle latch
static spindle
#

people are bad at leetcode -> say leetcode doesn't matter and won't land you interviews

hearty river
static spindle
#

yeah not controversial. Just validates people who don't know enough about the application processes

gentle latch
hearty river
#

@gentle latch

gentle latch
#

Mama

#

@hearty river im mommys little maid kitty

static spindle
hearty river
#

One kiss is all it takes

#

@static spindle

gentle latch
#

One kiss is all it takes

hearty river
#

U and me baby

#

We could be something

static spindle
#

ok

hearty river
#

but u keep playing

static spindle
#

when

#

ill kiss u if u get a zon offer @hearty river

#

imma be passin out smooches in seattle then 😚

gentle latch
#

Except me
I'm like
69th percentile

static spindle
gentle latch
static spindle
#

you know how artworks increase in value when the artist dies?

gentle latch
#

Mf
Jump is one of the most cracked places ever

somber solstice
#

me 😎

near swallow
hallow scroll
#

juda has mentioned google more then a thousand times in this chat.

gentle latch
#

We gotta make out in front of the google seattle office

hearty river
#

hi

somber solstice
#

(summer program)

hallow scroll
near swallow
#

👍

somber solstice
#

in this server

#

amazon

hearty river
#

@somber solstice go back to doing ur hkmework

gentle latch
static spindle
somber solstice
near swallow
#

Yahkuna would u give up ur life to save everyone this server

#

Even the uglies

static spindle
#

LMFAOOOO this mf would rather be in the military

hearty river
#

@toxic mulch

near swallow
#

Bro why is he complaining, even lowest tier career outcome in cs is like bonkers

#

That’s like 60k in LCOL

#

I grew up thinking 50k salaries were a lot lol

#

Hell 30k

hallow scroll
#

same before getting an internship i wanted to make 60k post grad

#

i was thinking to myself 80k would be a dream

gentle latch
#

I just wanna be a millionaire

near swallow
#

Bro even IT helpdesk pays well

gentle latch
#

Quite a lot easier

static spindle
#

where u have offer?

hallow scroll
gentle latch
hallow scroll
#

i thot u said u were 5'4

#

same wheres my million WHYYY

static spindle
#

work exp

gentle latch
#

You right

hearty river
#

Guys, I know I already sent it on another chanel. But I'm really proud of announcing that I'll be at Menlo Park, CA as intern in Meta U.
Thank you so mucho for helping me those who did, and also for those who gave me tips. ILYA and if you need something, tell me :DDD

gentle latch
#

Yessir

gloomy plover
#

@final forum hello

#

@final forum ping

gentle latch
#

Mama @hearty river

#

Mama @hearty river

hearty river
gentle latch
#

All my google pics

stable spire
#

ah yo @sinful locust u got jump phone?

#

or just trolling

hearty river
#

@sinful locust

stable spire
#

ah damn

#

they used to recruit here when pit trading was a thing jump

#

they pulled out exponentially fast when they shifted to algorithmic

#

same

#

assuming im not blacklisted

#

or ill do NXT

#

when did u get cut

#

bruh so many people ik got cut at reccruiter screen

#

i acted like very cultlike to pass

#

talked abt how i saw jump tcrypto sponsored for crypto club and decided to search up what they did and found it interesting

hearty river
#

@safe elbow

#

stop

#

dumb fox

#

I fucking hate u stupid illiterate ugly fox

somber solstice
#

what are the quant firms by clout

hearty river
#

@near swallow

near swallow
hearty river
#

no I respect him so I wont bully

near swallow
#

Ur dum

gentle latch
#

He is very nice and responds to all my questions

opaque sky
#

someone who did Barclays oa. Is it two parts? Cognitive then coding?

dense tinsel
#

hi!

#

i am back from 1 week time out - am sorry for my war crimeds

gentle latch
hardy patrol
#

for being 15

dense tinsel
#

talking about using ppl as tools

#

like ayanokoji

#

foolish tomfoolery on my part

gentle latch
dense tinsel
#

ye

astral tartan
#

Did anyone give a TikTok interview here?

gentle latch
oak drift
#

I fucking love u smart literate hot fox

gentle latch
hearty river
#

hi mr desert
how's it going?

astral tartan
gentle latch
near swallow
#

86 pfp degen strikes again

near swallow
#

i will always say it

oak drift
#

86 is peak wtf

astral tartan
near swallow
#

highest tier mech show is still bottom tier anime

oak drift
near swallow
#

yes

#

my excuse is that it's not even a mech anime

oak drift
#

ok fair

near swallow
#

nah but fr tho i do hate mecha

oak drift
#

basically fma with light yagami as protagonist

near swallow
#

i only like geass and eureka 7

#

gurenn lagan not real mecha but that too

hearty river
#

yo

#

Who ping me

near swallow
#

i never like eva, any gundams, etc

hearty river
#

@ kirb

near swallow
#

yahkuna pls leave or i will ban u

hearty river
#

no

#

u cant ban me fir no reason

near swallow
#

ok but what do u rate deathnote first half

#

it's weighted down by 2nd half

hearty river
oak drift
#

deathnote 2nd half > 1st half

near swallow
#

most sane 86 simp

hearty river
#

@near swallow work tkmorrow

oak drift
#

yeah exactly

hearty river
#

korb

#

Stop

near swallow
#

give me ur paycheck yahkuna

#

unwanted + 0 friends

hearty river
#

no fuck u

near swallow
#

@hearty river

hearty river
#

Yo

#

how did my name change

near swallow
#

u thought i would never do it

#

but i did

#

shinsekai yori

#

land of the lustrous

oak drift
#

odd taxi

near swallow
#

if u liked season 1 of mha then now is a good time to get caught up too i guess

#

other than that, anime been dead the past couple years lol

#

no spectacular shows

oak drift
#

more than a married couple but not lovers

#

jk that show is trash

near swallow
#

oh well demon slayer too actually, jjk as well