#2023_summer

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thorn quartz
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ive always stood by this actually

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but i just assumed a startup that pays well is good branding for your resume

somber solstice
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goolge internshpi doens't pay ver well for its clout

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but youd take it over some smaller name compnay

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with more pay

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i will make infinity connections at hack illinois

thorn quartz
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more options

somber solstice
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so i want to hang out with him lol

granite fulcrum
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Did anyone also hear back from Spotify?

thorn quartz
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oh when is hack illinois

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i have so many friends there asking me to come for other reasons so i might aswell register no?

somber solstice
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but it's 0 competitivenes

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since i got in lmao

thorn quartz
somber solstice
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it's not

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oh damn

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apply ig

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thye odnt pay for travel tho 🥲

thorn quartz
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where do you go?

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oh

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isnt that where juda goes?

somber solstice
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ik noo

granite fulcrum
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I’m pretty sure hackIllinois is a lottery lol

somber solstice
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treehacks noo

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same

thorn quartz
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actually nvm im not going to illinois im probbaly gonna have some bullshit due

somber solstice
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ok secrets up

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im actually a stanford student 💀

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that's the only rzn i made it out

thorn quartz
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chatgpt worst coder ever

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worse than me

gentle latch
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Wecu has accepted my friend request gladge

thorn quartz
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you guys should all come to madhacks 😄

thorn quartz
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same this is my first

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and im a junior

gentle latch
thorn quartz
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just dogshit course

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they shoudl get rid of it

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it accomplishes nothing

gentle latch
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Bros just like me fr fr

thorn quartz
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lets take the real graduate ml course with sharon li next semester

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iheard that one is lit actually

gentle latch
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Oh u guys both go to wisco?

thorn quartz
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yea

gentle latch
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Nice

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Have u guys met irl?

thorn quartz
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ya

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once

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hes too elusive

gentle latch
thorn quartz
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he was in his hrt shirt

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squatting

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was romatnical

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we could def go to union south adn trakc him donw

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he works there iirc

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never seen dracos or invictus irl either just linkedin

gentle latch
hallow scroll
gentle latch
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JUSTER
Hi

hallow scroll
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I’d apply but there’s no point since my gpa is dog Sadge

hallow scroll
simple garden
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better than after final sadge

hallow scroll
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Yeah they have a strict cutoff at like 3.5-3.6 I believe

thorn quartz
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is dog above or below 3.5

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can i ask this

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u have netlfix it doesnt omater

hallow scroll
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If I can even get a interview from hft next year I’d be happy

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Same

thorn quartz
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greatest netflix heist

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of all time

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W

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you inspire me

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i thought they cared more

hallow scroll
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Manifesting I pass google this year prayge

thorn quartz
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i kinda wished they cared more

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:v

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last yr atleast

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my gpa in shambles now

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i think

muted summit
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my gpa is awful

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but we don't talk about that

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💯

thorn quartz
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i mean

candid trellis
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Interview is tomorrow

muted summit
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all the boys will meet at goog prayge

hallow scroll
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Me too brother

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DP?

muted summit
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yeah los gatos and mv are close

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sunnyvale is closer i believe

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thats the 2nd biggest

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just hoping for a call honestly kek

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of course

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i hope all big tech return offers are safe this year im on that COPIUM that if they hired as interns thats how many spots they want for NG / intern returns

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obv still gonna grind my ass off at the internship

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whens the next chipotle

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just do more cardio 💯

somber solstice
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yoo eye you waa

thorn quartz
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the one that deferred me for cs

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instate too :c

somber solstice
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it's chicago quant

thorn quartz
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still dont know where that is

royal adder
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has anyone tried to renege an offer with j1 visa?

stable badger
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I’ve heard Fall internships don’t care if you’re a senior

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You just need to go back to school for at least one sem

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Junior or senior

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I don’t think it will

thorn quartz
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me n u

hallow scroll
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yeah ik someone that did

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palantir does all seasons if you did/they like you

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gym girl fo sho

livid atlas
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Ayo that’s a gem right there

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Ask fo her number

hallow scroll
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yea same

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palantir offseason would be dope

golden tusk
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why not lol

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UIUC op

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can do both?

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also dt drw does off season

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normally

twin sandal
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theres some jump trading offices in champaign

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uiuc cracked

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oh shit yea ur right

gentle latch
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What's a corn school lol

twin sandal
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ik jump hires a good amt from uiuc tho

gentle latch
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I think it's pretty good

hallow scroll
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Yes

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No reason not to

twin sandal
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ekkovision >>>>

hallow scroll
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The caffeine is slow acting for most of them so you won’t have a crash and everything else in it is beneficial for basically everything

hallow scroll
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Tbh idk I’ve only ever used ryse Godzilla but I was thinking about trying more

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As long as you do research on it and make sure it’s not a scam preworkout it’s probably solid

gentle latch
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Actually yeah after listening to it after a bit it seems kinda mid now

twin sandal
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agreed but i think ekkos a tier above all the other pres

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it literally tastes like shit bc of how much stuff they put in there

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ya gorilla mode ryse bucked up all good tasting

tulip cobalt
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Buddy they’re only hiring like 20 ppl lol

fast folio
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even github laying off 😭

gentle latch
lunar crow
simple garden
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Yeah prob would have to either take a full courseload or take 1 extra semester

hallow scroll
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Yeah I’d do that too

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Gotta leetcode for last internship cycle and I’m taking hella classes rn, sucks balls Sadge

simple garden
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ty gang preciate it @safe minnow @hallow scroll

hallow scroll
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Gl king

simple garden
hallow scroll
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Rip I felt that

simple garden
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@hearty river stop harassing my friend

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stupid dog

hearty river
simple garden
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be ashamed of who you are

next blaze
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has anyone interviewd for ripple

solar lichen
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Lol that snowflake OA dumpstered me

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no joke

stable badger
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Snowflake OA is one of the toughest

tight vector
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lmao it was rough

north parcel
noble ibex
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help to snowflake oa?

hardy patrol
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gaw damn discord internships are 67/hour

earnest hatch
hallow scroll
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Yes

somber solstice
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lyft full

stone echo
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did u get the univ recruiter tied to ur app CCd on it?

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wondering if it was the same person or not

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@somber solstice

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BK were initials

hardy patrol
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do they really accept that little

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nvm my ass is grass

somber solstice
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but i was never in the lyft process besides submitting an app

stone echo
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oh it was that guy?

somber solstice
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what's up with that guy

rapid swan
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idk how Ive gotten away with not leetcoding for this long

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scared as fuck seeing everyone getting humbled by new grad

earnest hatch
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Generic, I don't even remember applying to a role other than the ETA program

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Thank you for your interest in our opportunity here at Lyft! We’re grateful for your consideration as you look for your next challenge. Although we’re not able to speak with every candidate, we wanted to provide final clarity regarding your application. We recently completed our interviews and will not be moving forward with additional applications at this time. Feel free to keep an eye on our Careers page for future openings.

wise island
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has anyone done the Deep Genomics technical interview? if so pm me

stable spire
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lyft reject after 30 percent stock drop 4KEKW

stable badger
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Lol i got the rejection email too

hearty river
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@icy plank

hallow scroll
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sum like dat

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if not 5 id say less then 10

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seems like a figma type of company with < 10 intern spots

earnest hatch
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All of the interns will be people from this Discord

granite fulcrum
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seems like a lot of ppl got oa's tho

gentle latch
granite fulcrum
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they only hire minorities

wise island
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ive been progressing to further rounds finally....maybe theres hope

gloomy plover
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state machines?

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logic design, computer networks vibes

gentle latch
hallow scroll
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basically spotify

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mfs hired like 2 interns for fall 22

gentle latch
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I wanna meet those mfs

hallow scroll
gentle latch
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No

wise island
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any guesses on what this interview is gonna cover tmrw?

During this interview, you will be asked to write a small command-line Python program to process some text files.
You will use your own computer with this. It's expected to take 30-45 mins
its for an internships with an AI company

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examples of cleaning up text?

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oh ok. so ur betting not too much ds&a application?

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probably cleaning/stripping inconsistencies in entries Thinkies

gloomy plover
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there is dsa but it's not like you'll be graded on it lmao

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just cost and efficiency

wise island
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damn ok good to know

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do u think i need to know pandas/numpy?

gloomy plover
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nobody memorizes it

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it's learnt through practice and experimentation and looking at common patterns

wise island
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ok kewl

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yeah i used it briefly in some nlp stuff

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u can also just do it with standard python I/O right?

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oh ok true

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like read("path", r") etc etc

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oh u know what

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i met with the senior eng for the behavioural right

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and he did say, a lot of my work would be cleaning data

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because its a healthtech company

gloomy plover
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this isn't just numpy but in general yea

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@wise island data science intern?

wise island
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hmm anything u think i should practice specifically then

gloomy plover
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it's like qa testing

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yea pretty much

wise island
gloomy plover
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wtf

wise island
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i think we do other things too

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but data cleaning is part of it

gloomy plover
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oh ok

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hopefully they don't sell you short

wise island
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yeah we will see

gloomy plover
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it would be a disservice to both your time

wise island
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im interviewing for other places too so no worries

gloomy plover
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yea ofc

wise island
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yea 100%

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would also be working with databases and APIs etc

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backend + data

gloomy plover
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sounds like it

wise island
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i just wish i knew what to study

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thanks!

gloomy plover
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did they tell you what was going to happen

wise island
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aside from what i sent before, no

gloomy plover
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i think you also need to explain what you do as well

wise island
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During this interview, you will be asked to write a small command-line Python program to process some text files.

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this is all they said yea

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ok prayge

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i hope they ask smth easy like, remove empty data

gloomy plover
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ayyyyyyy TA

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that's something to be proud of

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ngl if you can contribute alongside interviewing for that company, you're already doing better than most open source

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a lot of legacy code i've seen from random devs is nasty

dense tinsel
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to save my gpa im starting tutoring at a really nice center

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academic weapon arc

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however i think its kinda expensive

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110 dollars per hour is expensive right

gloomy plover
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holy shit

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oh man

dense tinsel
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the center has like 31% acceptance rate to MIT

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so must be really good

gloomy plover
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that's insane

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is it like elite prep lmao

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haha

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might be both

dense tinsel
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the teachesr are like

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local uni profs and other tutors

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really qualified

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trust me its good

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im starting to work really hard this semester

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the counselor lady said usaco plat is really nice to have

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but gold wont be enough

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the tuition is like

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maybe 22k per school year??

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but theres subject tutoring for like literally every school subject

hallow scroll
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if not AI/ML, infra

dense tinsel
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THEYRE GOING UP

hallow scroll
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all companies need infra, if you can get core infra at a big n youre set

dense tinsel
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100 on my CS quiz

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ive only seen a handful of kids who do ml/ai research in HS

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pesronally i doubt i can

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too difficult

gloomy plover
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guys is this a swe/sde role basically?
hallow scroll
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i thought you were like data platform or something

gentle latch
hallow scroll
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did you not get interviews this year with your resume mr juda

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idk thought you said it

gentle latch
hallow scroll
gloomy plover
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i like how yall treating each other like kings a t a business meet

hallow scroll
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most

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most big n

gloomy plover
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yea i listed it as sde for time being, there's definitely data science, qa, business dev, cloud, pm

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wow that's crazy

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we get no incentives like that here but bs/ms admit is nearly guaranteed as long as you have a 3.0

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free ms tuition if you TA ofc

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lmfao

gentle latch
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what did boyalgo say?

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maybe he included the sign on bonus

sullen grail
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Generally for specialized roles u may want

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Like ml eng etc

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Also helps to hav social proof

gentle latch
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what if I want to do AI engineering? So I don't get laid off

sullen grail
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Engineering the AI itself may be more advanced like phd, but ml eng j swe + ml focus

gentle latch
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so a bachelor's will be good enough?

sullen grail
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Idk i go to t5 cs and know several ppl tht r mlre @ scale/apple

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Some got in without ms and said it helps w social proof

solar axle
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why

sullen grail
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J basing my opinions off what they said bc mle/mlre is something im interested in

solar axle
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i mean many places MS is just one year

dense tinsel
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i think my parents want me to do usaco and get plat

gentle latch
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so it actually hurts you if you're applying to swe?

dense tinsel
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interesting

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usaco helps with lc or no

sullen grail
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Like withon the team, being trusted to get more responsibilties

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Bc at big tech ml a lot of ppl hav advanced degrees

solar axle
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im graduating undergard in 3 years and my MS would be another year so its just 4 years of school rlly so its not like im separated from industry

sullen grail
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U can def do ml without grad (ive done internships in ml), but most ppl hav advanced degree

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They honestly dc where u get it from, j tht u hav one

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I was talking mlre @ aapl specifically. Like mlr reseaercg eng

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How does it work?

solar axle
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distributed AI

dense tinsel
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i wish ml internships for highschoolers was more common

gloomy plover
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wdym lmao

dense tinsel
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it seems only highschoolers who get high quality ones arelike

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the top 0.001% who do research

sullen grail
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Yea. My roommate gonna be mle intern @ aapl this summer. He got accepted into 5th yr ms yday, but got role before grad acceptance

dense tinsel
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which isnt feasible for me

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only if u did ml/ai since 8th grade maybe u could do research

gloomy plover
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you do it for yourself right

sullen grail
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Tyy

gloomy plover
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i mean i could've done a dozen of other careers that are much easier for me and can pay too

sullen grail
uneven vault
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bruh team matching shit is baaad

gloomy plover
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would i like it? not necessarily

uneven vault
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let zon be simple, pure and innocent

sullen grail
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Took me a while to get ai reserch at my school but finally got in last week after onterviewing

gloomy plover
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that was a hyperbole

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i taut that advice in college

sullen grail
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But being public school def makes it kinda hard to get coveted research positions

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But still doable

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I started cs first yr college

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Yep

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Nah that’s my roommate

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I got rejevted after interview ;((

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He will be working on ml for caching iirc. P cool project

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No clue. When he told me seemed like his interviewer mentioned lfu, lru, other cache policies. But u can def use user data to improve those existing ones

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Its been a while i forgot exact deets

uneven vault
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zon intern is prolly the easiest way to make some quick money in the modern world

sullen grail
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Yep

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The team i interviewed w

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Was spg

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Working on ar/vr

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But i totally got decked on the second interview

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I’d ask abt potential proj he j said “idk cant tell”

dense tinsel
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thinking of networking with a thomas jefferson sweat kid

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junior but hes done like research with berkeley and stuff

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pretty cool

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really good at ml/ai

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yeah

sullen grail
# dense tinsel lab research

Ah ok yea. Take relevant classes, keep emailing phd/postdocs, pray someone willing to interview u, and then beast interview

dense tinsel
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im not skilled enough

sullen grail
dense tinsel
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i dont even understand ml/ai math yet

dense tinsel
sullen grail
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Nice nice

dense tinsel
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i have 0 of those

sullen grail
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Ye one of my friends somehow lucked into an ml pos at berk in hs and got a pub in cvpr out of it

dense tinsel
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I wanna develop new algorithms

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that sounds cool

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also theres a neat little hack which is

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if u intern at NIH (100% nepotism)

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then ask for ur name to be put on patents

gentle latch
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@hearty river
hi

dense tinsel
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even if u just did nothing and were like a paper courier

uneven vault
dense tinsel
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u get patents to ur name before college

dense tinsel
uneven vault
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ok

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oh yeah

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i meant legally

dense tinsel
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ye sik

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a lot of kids at my school did it

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and knew jackshit

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but then got like 4 patents in HS

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again, nowhere near skilled enough

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true

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its more important in HS to get connections and learn to use people as tools better

gentle latch
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ok sure mr netflix

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@hearty river

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@hearty river hi

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.

uneven vault
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so before nuro cold heartedly cancelled my interview, i was studying concurrency stuff in java (mutexes, semaphores, condition variables) ....yall think i should continue studying or nah

dense tinsel
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i hope usaco will grow on me

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the thing is

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if i can get myself to enjoy leetcode as a hobby

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by college

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that would be great

uneven vault
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bruh but its too compicated in c++

dense tinsel
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becuz then i can grind out 400-500 problems without feeling like its super super boring

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in the summer yes tanz

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i will make a usaco study plan

royal pagoda
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shut c++ sucks

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bad lang

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switch to rust

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good lang

uneven vault
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yeah but java has a lot of abstractions

royal pagoda
dense tinsel
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u guys are more supportive about usaco than my irl friends

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sniffles

royal pagoda
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java better to code in than c++

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u cant change my mind on that

dense tinsel
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yes

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the ROI is insane

uneven vault
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and ive been following the java concurrency book

dense tinsel
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which is why i wish i started earlier but its fine

uneven vault
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is there a similar one for c++?

dense tinsel
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bronze -> gold in summer is doable

royal pagoda
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depends on the person

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ive scared yahkuna matada

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terrified him

dense tinsel
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I suck at AMC

tight parrot
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Hi guys, recently so many rejections after applying for Sde summer, seems no company is hiring, does the data, mle, c++ better nowadays

dense tinsel
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like, really really suck at amc

royal pagoda
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he is scared of

tulip aspen
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"learn to use people as tools better"

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hello?

sullen grail
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Peep dm

royal pagoda
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guys switch to jetbrains IDEs before its too late

tulip aspen
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i guess that's why he a cs major

dense tinsel
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first step for quant first year is t5

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which means focus on gpa

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and worry about usaco in summer

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what about it

royal pagoda
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leave vs code

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and vs

dense tinsel
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everyone uses others with ulterior motives

royal pagoda
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its not worrh it

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turn ur back on microsoft

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and turn to jetbrains

dense tinsel
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its a skill literally everyone uses to climb the corporate ladder

royal pagoda
tulip aspen
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ayo??

dense tinsel
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i have many genuine friends

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but a few i keep around becuz they offer value

uneven vault
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*most

dense tinsel
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that i dont really care about

muted summit
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petition to ban this guy 💀

dense tinsel
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bruh

tulip aspen
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wtf?

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kid are you stupid

dense tinsel
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ayanokoji takes it way too far obviously

tulip aspen
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like is this guy seriously saying this

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petition to get him banned

dense tinsel
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i mean if i was in uni

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idk if id help a highschooler out

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ok bruh i take my word back

muted summit
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what?

dense tinsel
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no

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im sorry for my wra crimes

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no

muted summit
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juda wya

dense tinsel
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ik its about my mindset

muted summit
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@gentle latch

tulip aspen
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JUDA PLEASE

dense tinsel
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NO

muted summit
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(urgent)

dense tinsel
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IM SORRY FOR MY HEINOUS SINS

muted summit
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nah gtfo sorry ain't shit

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you meant everything you said

tulip aspen
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neclo you need to touch grass

muted summit
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we aren't gate keeping you, its just you can't be sayin that shit

dense tinsel
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🙏

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stockholm syndrome time

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LMAO

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i dont know if my friends have thought about HRT

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probably not, but they have thought about usaco and faang

long portal
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Anyone from Canada?

dense tinsel
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also my friend got into gtech with 3.8 unweighted

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rng

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he didnt take calc bc until senior year

gentle latch
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wait so u guys wanna ban neclo cuz he makes "friends" with people just to use them as tools?

dense tinsel
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I DONT DO THAT OFTEn

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ITS JUST 1 or 2 PPL IRL

uneven vault
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no cap realiestically do i need OS for HFTs?

dense tinsel
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IM SORRY JUDA

gentle latch
dense tinsel
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sorry Juda

dense tinsel
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yeah i think its cuz he runs like 3 cs related clubs

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  • internship at jhu for computational bio
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still a bit surprising tho

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i thought 4.0 gpa was the first step that u NEED to have

wise island
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i wonder what are the chances they'll let me google some of the pandas/numpy stuff @safe minnow

dense tinsel
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I believe he did?

wise island
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deep genomics

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its canadian

dense tinsel
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it involves programming mainly tho, no?

wise island
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yall wouldn't know it i think

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the more i think about it the more doom i feel

dense tinsel
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how does numpy sound cool

wise island
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yea

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idk if theyre even asking that

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yea atp ima just sleep

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whatever happens happens

dense tinsel
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is there a library to like

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efficiently convert numpy arrays to pytorch tensors

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memory efficient

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aw poop

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yeah thats what i tried

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but then like

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for an array of 150k 224x224 submatrices

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it needs like so much ram

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32-33 gb or smth

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THATS WHAT I DID

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sry for caps

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ive prob said this before but i tried to

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was doing decent, it wasnt too bad

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then i got into the part where u actually have to know how to do shit with matrices a lot

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and i gave up

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that laplace expansion stuff was too confusing

gentle latch
#

What does this mean?

still bison
#

They gave it to me as a freshman

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And I worked a data science internship and did the fellowship that summer at the same time

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Nah it was code I wrote when I was in 10th grade

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It was kinda shit

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I was just able to explain it

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Like they’ll have a person interview u and u go over ur code submission and talk about it in general detail

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And then u can point out specific parts of ur code and be like “this part does this … “

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I mentioned about how I could’ve improved my coding style yeah

gentle latch
#

idk, krishna posted it lol

still bison
#

I don’t know if they care or not

gentle latch
#

some might argue that the painting represents the duality of human nature, with the man in the cave symbolizing our animalistic, primal instincts and the abstract yellow shark representing our higher, more evolved self. others might claim that the painting is a commentary on the modern world and the dangers of materialism and consumerism, with the man trapped in the cave symbolizing our obsession with material goods and the abstract yellow shark representing the unattainable and ever-elusive goals of our consumer-driven society. i would like to put forth the theory that this painting is actually a secret message from the illuminati, with the man in the cave representing their secret control over humanity and the abstract yellow shark symbolizing the all-seeing eye of the illuminati, keeping a watchful gaze over all of us mere mortals. i would also like to suggest that this painting is actually a coded message from aliens, who have been secretly observing and manipulating human society for centuries. the man in the cave could represent humanity, trapped in a limited understanding of the world and unable to see the larger picture, while the abstract yellow shark symbolizes the alien presence, always lurking in the shadows, waiting to make its move.

hearty river
#

some might argue that the painting represents the duality of human nature, with the man in the cave symbolizing our animalistic, primal instincts and the abstract yellow shark representing our higher, more evolved self. others might claim that the painting is a commentary on the modern world and the dangers of materialism and consumerism, with the man trapped in the cave symbolizing our obsession with material goods and the abstract yellow shark representing the unattainable and ever-elusive goals of our consumer-driven society. i would like to put forth the theory that this painting is actually a secret message from the illuminati, with the man in the cave representing their secret control over humanity and the abstract yellow shark symbolizing the all-seeing eye of the illuminati, keeping a watchful gaze over all of us mere mortals. i would also like to suggest that this painting is actually a coded message from aliens, who have been secretly observing and manipulating human society for centuries. the man in the cave could represent humanity, trapped in a limited understanding of the world and unable to see the larger picture, while the abstract yellow shark symbolizes the alien presence, always lurking in the shadows, waiting to make its move.

#

yo

wise island
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uh

hearty river
#

EL CATTO

wise island
#

my sanity is held together by the fact that i get to play w my roommates cat whenever

tulip aspen
#

some might argue that the painting represents the duality of human nature, with the man in the cave symbolizing our animalistic, primal instincts and the abstract yellow shark representing our higher, more evolved self. others might claim that the painting is a commentary on the modern world and the dangers of materialism and consumerism, with the man trapped in the cave symbolizing our obsession with material goods and the abstract yellow shark representing the unattainable and ever-elusive goals of our consumer-driven society. i would like to put forth the theory that this painting is actually a secret message from the illuminati, with the man in the cave representing their secret control over humanity and the abstract yellow shark symbolizing the all-seeing eye of the illuminati, keeping a watchful gaze over all of us mere mortals. i would also like to suggest that this painting is actually a coded message from aliens, who have been secretly observing and manipulating human society for centuries. the man in the cave could represent humanity, trapped in a limited understanding of the world and unable to see the larger picture, while the abstract yellow shark symbolizes the alien presence, always lurking in the shadows, waiting to make its move.

crimson arch
hearty river
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Stop

crimson arch
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PepeHands the code review is giving me imposter syndrome aaaaaaaaa

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tbh im not sure... i just feel like the projects on my github suck

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most of my better coding is from my job and i cant share that

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im glad its not just me

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i think ill still apply and hope for the best

gentle latch
#

I just realized
basil the mod is never active in this server sadge

crimson arch
#

im pretty sure yea

wise island
#

yes mlh is remote

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source: in mlh

crimson arch
#

(im kidding)

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(kind of)

thorn quartz
#

chatgpt literally kept lying to me for my os hw

#

github copilot is the worst sinner tbh

#

chatgpt in-IDE extension would be sick

#

its work in progress...

#

yeah

#

but i imagine theyll eventually make an official one anyway

sinful locust
#

Yo

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Who ping

gentle latch
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i didnt ping

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but hi

sinful locust
#

how goes it

gentle latch
granite fulcrum
#

I’m from Cupertino

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it ducks

thorn quartz
#

thats a big range

muted summit
#

what kinda laptop did they give you @ripe bronze @sinful locust

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ah yeah prob the latest maxed out one

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not sure which one id prefer, 14 or 16

#

i like the big screen but the 14 is also a pretty good size

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wtf he need that maxed out mac pro for 💀

#

paying for food PepeHands

thorn quartz
#

based

frank lake
#

how many jobs yall apply too / response/ acceptance ratio

#

i have just begun my journey

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3 down woo

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yeah

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have a gander at my resume if you wouldn't mind

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kk

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i've just been doing the ones that linkedin tells me are actively recruiting

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and the ones that the bot posts

sinful locust
#

anyone every interview with reddit?

#

is there a discord for cisco interns?

gentle latch
#

Do you think apple will lay off?

sinful locust
devout jewel
#

hi

gentle latch
#

Mf has offers from every company in existence

devout jewel
#

no g offer

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No two sigma

#

no nuro

#

No gf

#

I doubt they will layoff

sinful locust
#

yo, for the technical video screen, did you get LC only or was it also frontend-based?

gentle latch
devout jewel
#

ALSO BIG ASS CASH RESERVE

sinful locust
#

LC medium? topic?

devout jewel
#

they only layoff contractors in the past

#

Really?

gentle latch
sinful locust
devout jewel
#

apple did layoff before iirc

devout jewel
#

It was long ass time ago

sinful locust
#

tagged?

devout jewel
#

yea

#

Tagged q asked by Reddit

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they were close/similar to it

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Make sense

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I thought cash reserve size is good indicator of how company is doing but what u said make sense

sinful locust
#

How do you find this info

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Leetcode bot

devout jewel
#

leetcode

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U can use that

sinful locust
#

good looks bro

#

Appreciate

gentle latch
#

Tim from the future

devout jewel
#

what perks do they even have KEKW

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LOL

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jk make sense

gentle latch
#

Apple has perks?

thorn quartz
#

@somber solstice will u be my valentine 💘

quaint bolt
#

fortnite? quant? what are you talking about bro hop on halo 3

quaint bolt
gentle latch
wise island
#

has anyone done a hatchways take home

dull thunder
#

is amazon waitlist ever gonna come thru PepeHands

#

ive been convincing myself it’ll come “soon” every week since november

#

but no one seems to have any news about waitlist movement at all

real idol
simple garden
#

opposite for me

#

those intro problems make you think

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Yeah. You might be right tho I haven't gotten to the second half of sorting/searching

dull thunder
#

cleared*

wise island
#

lol both of my interviewers are data science ppl

#

i’m swe please nooo

crisp berry
#

am i just blacklisted by recruiters or something? people are gettting rejection emails from discord and meta, but ive just been ghosted

#

no email

#

discord is supposed to send me a rejection email because im from canada

#

did you interview?

#

hm

earnest hatch
#

weak

hard lake
#

Why is nvim cursed

#

It's just not as bad as that thing makes it look

#

If you have access to a Linux terminal just type in vimtutor and do it for 10 mins a day

#

Yea it's good but tbh me and most people I know who use vim bindings haven't finished it

#

Or even come close

#

At some point u just know enough to work with vim day to day

#

But if you want you can put in the extra effort to know all the tricks

#

Yeah dramatically

#

Though it was an investment

#

For a few weeks it was definitely slower

#

Yeah you can review it and try it out

#

It's not for everyone but I think you have the reason to learn it

#

You don't want to use your mouse all the time

hearty river
#

Im doing geography lab homework gladge

wise island
#

@safe minnow what r the chances i go to the next round

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i didnt complete the task but i got close

#

but i was explaining everything as much as possible, and i answered their questions correctly verbally

#

id say 40/60

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40 i pass, 60 i dont

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i hate my nerves

near swallow
hardy patrol
#

capital one rejection 6 months after they waitlisted me

#

i already had closure why did you have to remind me of what couldve been

hearty river
#

@sinful locust good SCGwave

wise island
#

i dont think it was final. it was just a technical

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ya 2 of them

hallow scroll
#

what comapnan

#

y

wise island
#

just to explain a little more

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so it started off good and then eventually i got stuck on processing the data i pulled from the text files bc im an idiot

near swallow
#

!!!

wise island
#

and they asked me some questions to clarify my thinking

near swallow
wise island
#

which i did, and whenever they pointed out "what do u think this line is doing" i was able to correctly identify. my mistake in logic

#

which i felt good about

#

eventually i discarded that approach and did a different one that was working better but we ran out of time

#

at the end he also asked me "how would u optimize your approach given an unknown number of text files"

#

to which i replied with a spot on answer

#

and then i felt STUPID cause i was like

#

why didnt i do that in the first place

#

but i didnt finish 😭

#

i also got stuck for a bit

#

eughajdhjka

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i did the best i could

#

yea makes sense

#

i am proud of myself for at least being able to use their prompts/hints and reflect on what i wrote. and also answer their more general implementation questions correctly

#

oh well

#

wait and see

#

thx for listening sad_cowboy

#

was a simple task too nko_rage_angry_mad ughh

#

if not for this place, more likely for another thank god

#

their final isnt technical at all

#

ikr

#

the pokemon is always pidgey

#

pidge is from ||voltron||

#

omg its a cartoon

#

theres the old cartoon and the reboot

#

yea!

fervent furnace
#

has anyone done atlassian oa?

wicked isle
fervent furnace
#

swe intern

earnest hatch
wise island
#

the reboot had a fandom that literally committed crimes against the cast

#

like blackmail, extortion

#

so wholesome cat_blush

#

it’s not a hot take it’s true

#

i am ripping my hair out trying to delegate tasks between me and one coworker

wise island
#

we've secured a fall wealthsimple referral friends 😎

hallow scroll
#

W

#

does wealthsimple hire us peopl

wise island
#

i do not know

hallow scroll
#

fintech i think

wise island
#

they make me wait 45 business days to withdraw from my TFSA

#

also their roboadvisor losing my money for me

#

😎

white lintel
wise island
#

skill issue

near swallow
#

Broke: wealthsimple
Woke: povertycomplex
@proud crag

proud crag
#

noc lue

near swallow
proud crag
#

wlak forward

#

simply hold forward till u get too close for bird to shoot safely

near swallow
proud crag
#

nobody does that tho

near swallow
#

We would just laser 5x and dair 6x

#

Dead

proud crag
#

nobody has the patience to take 20 damage for something that isnt guaranteed

lofty bluff
#

Where can I find of list of internships I can apply to

fair laurel
#

If I found a vulnerability in google's services, reported it (providing needed materials such as a barebones program and POC) and got rewarded, is it applicable to use that as work experience for resume or is it more project related?

lavish portal
#

anyone get a call from Goldman Sachs today?

mystic depot
lavish portal
#

last wed

mystic depot
#

a call is a good sign

lavish portal
#

how long did it take for you to get a call lol

#

after your final round

mystic depot
#

tbh i couldn't tell u exact but it was not long at all it was like a week max

wide comet
#

Do you guys use your personal email or your school email to apply to internships?

timid wind
#

did u apply through a recruiter

earnest hatch
median hedge
#

Is google a good stepping stone into faang nowadays?

thorn quartz
#

We the same person

candid trellis
#

I just got asked python syntax questions we didn’t go over my hackerrank and I didn’t get a new problem

#

Also only lasted 10 minutes emoji_25

uneven vault
#

i thought they mass rejected everyone last time

wise island
#

so scotiabank just called me
wadda fuck does "derivative pricing models" mean
the HR lady said the interview would be behavioural, technical questions, and also math questions??

#

its for a financial engineering role

uneven vault
wise island
#

it iz

uneven vault
#

oh just saw your username

wise island
#

she said the team i would be working with does "derivative pricing model" calculations and shit, so they want to assess my ability in C++/python, and also ask some math questions....?

uneven vault
#

whats the pay like

wise island
#

yea ur right

#

ima decline the interview actually

earnest hatch
#

ChatGPT

#

It's no big deal reneging, just be nice about it

thorn quartz
#

L dance on them

earnest hatch
#

You shouldn't feel bad, gotta look out for yourself first

#

Companies will instantly terminate you

#

Loyalty doesn't matter, even people who have worked for decades at Google were terminated

random mauve
#

guys

#

how to git gud

thin prawn
#

anybody know if snowflake oa is auto or nah

#

lc med-hard?

stable badger
#

Snowflake oa is auto

thin prawn
#

no idea bruh

wide comet
thin prawn
wide comet
#

ah

stable badger
wise island
#

im not interested in the role

near swallow
white urchin
stable badger
#

3/3 and you get resumed screened

#

Which I failed

hallow scroll
#

blooombergy

#

bloooombergy seems nice

#

I hope they didnt blacklist me

#

cancel my interview 5 mins before

#

i was tired and wanted more sleep

earnest hatch
wooden shard
#

anyone know discord intern pay?

#

did anyone here get offer?

#

spring

#

just got discord oa

#

wondering if it’s worth

#

robinhood

#

confluent and tiktok rescinded my offer

#

yeah

#

monetization i think

#

idk i wasn’t gonna take it

#

they didn’t do fall anyways

#

tiktok rescinded my verbal offer

#

which is same thing basically

#

said team was not hiring now

#

but will hand my application to other teams

neon zephyr
#

Is there any chance for a freshman in CS to get a summer internship?

muted summit
#

google brain dashboard analytics project

#

jkjk

#

anything google brain would be sick

#

and even a dashboard would be fun bc u get to work with all the internal tools

hearty river
muted summit
#

now the team matching is different

#

😭

#

we're all just praying at this point

#

why dont they give offer then match with team

#

linkedin

#

google guaranteed offer

#

oh yeah but i think its less standardized

#

now that i remember that is true

#

but still this team matching with no offer is awful

#

they dont give a shit 😭

#

i think its only for interns

#

new grad they match you im p sure

#

the ppl who i know that got ng offers didnt interview

#

they passed hc then got aligned

#

no interviews

#

(team interviews)

#

maybe its on a case by case basis

#

fr and they're slow as hell

dry ginkgo
#

Just got an offer from ||Krishna to be his intern aPES_LysolSpray||

muted summit
#

like step gets guaranteed team match

#

why doesnt swe

#

there's something called product alignment i think for new grad

#

wonder what the diff is

#

between team match

#

i use youtube every day please put me on youtube

hearty river
oak drift
#

Day 100 of ghosted by discord

muted summit
#

every time someone asks a question just tell them to do leetcode for 5 hours a day

#

i lowkey forgot most of networking, i think im gonna need to do some networking projects to grasp it better

hearty river
#

why office hours at night, or are u west coast

stable spire
#

anyone know discord process? is it jsut OA -> final?

muted summit
#

i dont have them anymore 😭

hearty river
#

@ el gato dracos

wise island
#

why did a recruiter randomly inmail me

hearty river
#

@flint mountain

flint mountain
#

hey kuna !!

#

KUNA MATITI

near swallow
near swallow
# hearty river

How many times do i have to tell you, stop posting old user comments

#

People change

#

You never change

#

Snitch

hearty river
#

This was today

#

just a few min ago

near swallow
#

No the screenshot says today

#

U are lying

#

U saved it

hearty river
#

I DIDNT

near swallow
#

How does it feel to be both evil and dumb

#

I will always defend the people first

earnest hatch
near swallow
#

@honest spire is exception they also need to improve their life

quaint bolt
#

askers?

near swallow
#

U still have time

quaint bolt
#

any askers in the chat?

near swallow
#

I see many degenerates are active today

#

Valentines day quickly approaches and u all get online

#

Really shows the truth

wise island
#

US recruiter reaches out for US based position that exclusively says no sponsorships

#

i asked her if they will sponsor me

near swallow
#

If anybody dm’s me asking to be their valentine i will do same as last year

wise island
#

lets see how this comedy plays out

near swallow
#

I will time u out

#

Block

#

@honest spire timeout

quaint bolt
#

longer timeout

near swallow
#

Yes

flint mountain
#

Thanks @near swallow ❤️ ❤️

hearty river
#

Thanks @near swallow ❤️ ❤️

flint mountain
#

@hearty river u better not leak our snapchat dms...

near swallow
near swallow
stable spire
hallow scroll
#

Pbj a player

granite fulcrum
#

Discord what

sinful locust
#

has anybody gotten ramp phone yet

robust bridge
#

Are current new grad postings still for august 2023 start?

wise island
#

💀

uneven vault
#

based

sinful locust
#

based
based
based
based
based
based

chrome bison
#

Would being a councellor etc teacher for a boot camp be good on a resume?

steady crow
#

is a class in parallel programming useful

quaint bolt
uneven vault
#

dm a pic of their mom

median hedge
#

Has anyone heard back from Bloomberg

#

I need bloomberg summer

#

Well done, tupac

thorn quartz
#

be my valentine please

uneven vault
#

what is a girl?

proud crag
#

what u gonna do abt it pussy

#

then send him a pic of his house

#

figgt fire with fire

torn fulcrum
#

has anyone applied and heard back from MetaU?

hallow scroll
#

boost of energy and you should get a better pump

#

i have a pretty big caffeine tolerance so i had to start double scoping to really feel it

#

even if you dont feel it, the stuff in it is still doing you good, but if you want more energy try double scoping

thorn quartz
#

my caffeine tolerance never rlly increased thank god

#

on the downside 300+mg and i dont sleep and my appetite gets fucked

hallow scroll
thorn quartz
#

i cannot concentrate at all i just start shaking

#

tried to do hw caffeinated it went bad

astral dew
#

Gives u a lot of energy. Some pre workout make u feel really tingly and weird and u crash hard jody_cry

hallow scroll
hallow scroll
thorn quartz
#

yeah my friend has some research purposes only pre with dmaa in it i might take some today shits crazy ive heard

granite fulcrum
#

my cock alr doesnt work so i could use the increased productivity

hollow radish
#

Hi, may I ask if anybody has interviewed/planned to interview Samsung Research America Research Engineer? Thank you!

earnest hatch
thin prawn
#

anyone here know if amazon is still hiring interns or nah

#

cuz last yr they sent me the oa in march

#

Yeah I applied in september lol

#

even last year tho i applied in september and they sent me the oa in march iirc

#

Yeah this years ass

#

crushed hopes szn goin crazy

near swallow
#

black air force ones

#

half of you are the type to wear 5 year old black air force ones

crisp berry
#

half of you are 5 years old

sharp sedge
#

bruh what how is 95 expensive??

#

the average shoe costs like 200

quaint bolt
median hedge
#

Wallingking

#

Walking

#

And is also a raging _________

hearty river
#

@solid drum

#

grandmaster

near swallow
#

U can lift in em too probably

gentle latch
#

For leetCODING

plain bison
#

Hiiii, anyone has interview at meta U soon?

thorn quartz
#

Lifting

#

Ddl/squats

oak drift
#

Fucking

sinful locust