#2023_summer
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What planet
Wait until the hft tiktoks start rolling out en masse
@honest spire deleting his messages again lol
lets gatekeep cscd and cs as a major!
never do cs pays liek shit work long hours not worth
schools should ask codeforces problems in intro classes to scare the noobies 
i know cheese school atleast the intro cs classes cull students
no
like cs200(intro programming) is just needlessly annoying but does teach some good coding practices
what's cheese school
oh why's it called cheese school lol
wisconsin = cheese
oh lol
Is it too late to get a Summer '23 Internship?
Never know till you try
Well said. Thanks y’all.
Yoo Alan wazzup man haha
I hope you're doing well bro
How's your master's?
Whats up Juda
I havent gotten admission yet 😅, should hear from UWB this month and UWS March
Hope youre doing well too- hows the coursework going for ya
😎
Going alright, just did well on my probability exam 
Going alright, looks like apple might be my only hope this summer
Hoping to get more for the fall season though
Oh did you finish the interview? I wish you luck 🙏
It's coming bro ❤️
How's alex btw?
Bro hes doing great
I'm proud of him haha
I remember we grinded together last year
He's a hard worker
What's he up to again? Datadog?
how long does it take between interview and decision?
Could take hours to months lol
He got a return internship at Zillow.
Awe hell yeah
I heard about you two leetcoding back then haha

why does it take so long?
Idk lol they could just be interviewing other candidates too
mfs interviewing for months 
Sure
Haven’t gotten an interview in a long time
Should apply to local companies soon but sort of stressed with school and all
I’m not even going to force it so just chilling now
Been getting really involved with school activities and socializing so it’s been great
@honest spire haha mood
I feel that changing my resume took time for companies to really approach
Because not getting anything might mean something
Very much deductive reasoning
Oh yeah
Over break I might just do a certificate for discrete math cause programming right and for foundational knowledge
Yea true but faang is super slim
Got to be broad
Basically just have to establish a good foundation so no regrets down the line
That’s suggestive as shit
Are you kita incarnate
Pfp
It is a boccher
Does Meta ghost after OA?
yea
Is Amazon still hiring Interns? I mean, are people still getting OA's for internship?
think they waitlisted and full rn
∝: "Direct proportion or direct variation"
yeah lol
what class?
probability theory ?
Oh
garbage class
i took it and still don't know what AI is
the projects are easy atleast
lol
you think you have too much time for it
then once you see it, you don't think that anymore
Ayo
Hi, Anyone got interview for Meta U?
Having long fingers is lowkey a pain in the ass
They ache for no reason decently often
same
100% on projects
50% and 30% on exams
bro but chipotle online orders portions are so fucked
go in person or lose money 😦
Truly an AI worthy exam score
None of the shit makes sense
ya i went to 0 lectures
and oculdnt be asked to watch jerry's online lectures
w.e lol
What's UW's AI ranking
whats the website
29 we suck apparently
yea tbh idk what i learned in ai besides the greatest library known to man - tqdm
Fuck usnews
sus
what
hmm
i used csranking
Oh
true
rlly?
i have not experienced this
bro has arthritis
Lucky mf
no only python and java
just java and python
Anyone know how much Nintendo pay their interns?
Levels fyi says 30 per hr
https://www.levels.fyi/internships/Nintendo/Software-Engineer-Intern/
Hi I'm split between 2 choices for my last summer internship. I am currently being offered my 3rd term internship for summer by AMD in a location I prefer as a server hardware eng. Option 2 is Tesla hardware eng intern (not sure abt projects) but it's in cali and pays less and all in person. Amd is hybrid and overall WLB and pay is better than tesla. Is it worth it to stick with AMD and most likely get FT after I graduate this December or do tesla this summer (don't plan on staying) and use it as a resume boost, and try to join better places?
For ft? Most likely yes
It's just if tesla is worth the resume bump, but possibly I could return to my old team too or another team at amd/any other company @brazen tangle
Very true
what do you think about having Tesla to being able to move into the AV space since it pays a lot more?
yeah
The vehicle industry sounds interesting, but if I go w tesla I'd have a much better shot at getting in
With amd Idk 💀
i think tesla would be a good gateway for getting into that
What if I'm leaning towards hardware eng instead of software?
Hello! I'm currently picking between pm offers at Nuro, Microsoft, Palantir, and Tesla. The comp for the first three is similar, but I'm curious to see if anyone has insight on which to pick
id say yes, im graduating winter 2024
I think you can cross tesla off the list imo
Tesla comp is a lot less than the other ones
Also the wlb isn't great
Either Microsoft or Palantir is what I'd personally do. Nuro has rescinded intern/NG offers, and Tesla is an Elon Musk company.
accept nuro and something else as backup 
I see thanks! So for summer do u think go amd?
Nuro reduced their comp this summer as well
Okay sounds good thanks
Microsoft cancelled their new grad program so that they could give return offers to interns though
I didnt even know
Tbh maybe a company who already laid off is safe lol
Cuz they already cut losses
Amazon doesn't exist to me until they get @honest spire off the waitlist
You know what's the safest company
The one you own
No one can fire you if you own it

When did you apply
Do it
For old times sake

I remember workday having reviews being like
Yeah they use a prop language that is complete dogshit

No, you already have a lot of good offers, what's the point of doing Workday
Do you guys have hair on your temples btw
To Millenium?
Or in general
Oh you mean on Linkedin

You never know tbh
They could have went to a top school for grad school
Ik a bunch of op people that don't use linkedin
Google salesman

Any reason why msft?
:0
zon
Ayo that’s bad
Sadge
What about facebook with pan?
hell, even verbal offer -> no offer
was not a thing, except rogue recruiters going off
pan's case is incredibly unfortunate but isolated
evidently some idiot reported them for their content 
Was Pan breaking rules by making the content?
😾😾😾
LET'S EXOSE THIS IDIOT
there's no rules, it's just company HR dept's tbh, if your content is borderline or insinuating negative things about company that's all it takes


Was he doing that? 
idk, i don't really follow many youtubers and stuff but i liked the vids i saw, i think pan's cool
they felt harmless lol
Me too lol
@cosmic rose you get mr kirby's seal of approval
I don't remember seeing any video that was bad
But I did see some commenters that were jealous Pan got a return offer from Meta and attributed it to his channel 
I shoulda done day in the life of twitter intern
And then made a joke about getting laid off or something
Like tech lead with his facebook day in the life
get fired speedrun any%
Nah if you say that people will thing hrt stands for something else

100k sub > hrt ng job
Did you know tech lead is a millionaire?
The million token thing?
Gee, I never woulda guessed
That's not a real cat
Youre welcome (as a broke comp sci student)
Thanks (as a non-millionaire)
Thanks (as a Venezuelan millionaire)
Thanks (as the Rizzard of Oz)


bro dont spoil it
im only at the part in the LN ||where they prepare to go to student court trial for sudou||
also can i ask
why are all the girls drawn so oversexualized
like they're 14
Oh that's easy
To attract obvious lol

ayo dm sauce??
Man's down bad
wait im underage thats not legal
also ayanokoji's thoughts are so mesed up
like, ridiculously ridiculously messed up
Do you guys think bing chatgpt will kill google search?
Not in it's current state
And to counter the fact that it gives blantantly wrong answers is a massive issue that's difficult to fix
LMFAO
i'd like to point out that microsoft singapore designed her
so this is canonically microsoft-chan
anyone get rejected from justworks and get offered 1 5minute phone call?
Saved
Thanks
🤨
his next move is to pull out a tissue box
I know u are, but what am i?
still need pm me link
Hi yoshi
hello
Also
💀
How many hours a week would it be?
I meant the research
Not the internship
Wtf
40 hours research + 40 hours internship?

Rate the shirt
@sinful locust come to teh nick today fker
im getting royally fucked by this tesla interview

? If u come I’m kidnapping u
I’m coming to uiuc soon and I will find u
^_^

I've been told I smell like rice wine before
We haven’t even had a Madison meetup and 10000000 of us go here lul
Wait you guys haven't
no
We have a group chat but no one has met up yet lol
But I’m confident i could spot @icy plank in public
Remember to Bring the goods to the gym @sinful locust
the white stuff
Lowkey curious how ya'll look irl
Wanna see
Mapping a discord profile to an actual face 
Cocaine
Nah it’s creatine
Illegal pre is DMAA
I will cop some I think
Allegedly ur dick stops working for a bit after
Nah it’s not super similar to meth
Nah
Amphetamine derivative but tons of things are
Ok
U can buy it just not for human consumption
Connect me on LinkedIn u find out
Ok
@honest spire
@hearty river I wish there were "Day in the Life at Lockheed" videos, that'd be way cooler than the current ones
actual psychopath
Is there a discord group for bloomberg summer interns in NYC?
its monday :/
u only get career fair once
no dont think so but they all similar
it's whatever one is closest to after u finish ur course
u can ask to defer maybe they'll let u
what does that mean
wjhere can i get a reasonably priced haircut inmadison
my boys go to faded.club but i dont want a fade adn seems too bougie idk
anyone tryna snip me up
or do i shave it again LO
insane budget cut
just do the daily everyday and make sure to sprinkle in some shit u dont know u will be chillen prob
arent they changing codesignal
and removing q1 and q3
c4g?
Competing with cscd :despairge:
Competing with the regulars ain't too bad but the lurkers
nah the amount of people from this server that got nflix offers is so mental

ye meant once per class
yo
drinking the blood of my enemies(bozos lover) before i leave
what is everyones impression of zoox
anyone got ghosted by snowflake after the 2 technical rounds?

hypothetically, would you guys take Anduril or Spotify or NYT internship
Spotify
I would pick spotify since I actually use and like their product
NYT
Why nyt?
^
Anduril
when did you do yours?
25th and 27th of jan
should hear back soon
I hope so, how'd you feel you did?
you've gone through the loop with snowflake? @plucky tusk
they asked easy meds....was fine only
yeah, last week
heard back?
no
were they fine?
I felt they asked harder leaning medium problems. was able to solve it but not sure if my communicate was good enough
if you were able to solve it, then its all good
my second interviewer didn't ask for time/space complexity... did I need to say it myself without being asked?
hope for the best, let me know if you hear back
idk if thats a good sign or bad
it's a good sign, took me exactly 1 hr
yep you too
Nick is fucked @sinful locust
Yo
no
You ever think that your jim buddy could murder you
Instead of spotting you he drops the bar on you and you instantly die
Just a little bit of trolling
wait mfs are already putting out job postings for 2024 spring interns WHAT
Who is this "mfs" you speak of

zao shang hao zhong guo
xian zai wo you ni de mama
wo hen xi huan ni de mama
both are the same just go with the one you'd rather get a RO for
akuna rescinded intern offers
google’s chatgpt competitor
what a sad pathetic attempt
“Today, the scale of the largest AI computations is doubling every six months, far outpacing Moore’s Law.”
ai wars have begun lol
https://youtu.be/30WTWkFe910?t=491
google after seeing chatgpt
Bing integrating chatgpt lol
Microsoft won’t be streaming this event, though.
whoever gets to work on that for their internship is so blessed
Bard 😂
just wait until someone tells them about $150 at hft
Fuck i high key wanna intern at nasa
JPL doesn’t want me though 😔
Ngl I should’ve taken msft
Probably the best choice in this economy
screenshot? looks the same to me
who is netflix not even on the list
why are musk companeis on it
some ppl should not post 💀
I work for the CIA and if ur not careful I’ll snipe u off the map
anyone know any good summer housing for bellevue?
@gentle latch one of the mods is working in bellevue right?
Yes @quaint bolt is
i got corp housing
lol is there any way to share codesignal from a different email, autofilled with the wrong email on my apps
842 on one, 732 on the one they requested 💀
what company?
Bellevue is a very rich area so there’s a lot of nice housing here but as you can imagine it’s v expensive
Nuro uses codesignal?
that’s what I thought, person above mentioned Nuro Codesignal
Idk where to write this but I got a full time opportunity at Ericsson

ty



Writing a basic shell wasn't as bad as I thought tbh
Systems
I can send you the link to the assignment if you're interested
Dmd
comcast
I have no clue 💀 in person kinda neat tho
Maybe resume value is a better way to put it, rather than prestige?
Yeah AMD sounds better
Comcast is better due to the in person experience and @marble cove working there
anyone going to palantir launch? just got the email
whatever u choose make sure its not Lockheed, working there is like prison
No phone use allowed, this guy had to spend longer periods in the smelly bathroom to watch Twitch streams 
Ok
Shreyas is that you?
I just got another discord oa …?
Hello everyone, has anyone transferred to MIT?
yes, me
can you leetcode or something for the other 7 hours 🥹 raytheon is basically lockheed
i got an interview there
really?
why
no it actually isnt that bad, just cant use phone at work
u can only bring work laptop in the area

What was the company
i hope i am ur friend and ur friend is me
Are there any EMEA(Europe) Apple intern here? I have a question that I can find online. Please and thank you!
so what are you even supposed to do
sit there 😭
if you have nothing to do
facts they cant discriminate
my manager got mad at me for being away from computer for too long, cuz we have to log all 8 hours we work
so u cant be away for too long
he said i can go to jail for falsely logging my work hours

then i stopped being away from my computer for too long
i dont want to go jail 
@brazen tangle why did you choose Bloomberg
For your nickname
Mike Bloomberg -> mudkip boi son
did anyone here work at a security clearance place
how strict are they
with stuff like tiktok on ur phone 💀
greg abbot wants to ban tiktok from all texas devices 💀
Less brainrot
my dream company is tiktok @safe minnow
Mine is Burger King
at least tiktok knows what i like
Eat it
They actually used to have a hella good deal
It was insane
3 whoppers 3 small cheeseburgers 3 fries for 12 dollars
And it was delivered to you
im taking OS class too
Do my hw
It's that bad?
Wtf are you learning
The specific topic

Can you just not do other hw while you're waiting
Bru
cses grind


Fuck TikTok, you really wanna work 996 
Amex > TikTok
I turned down TikTok cuz it wasn’t Burger King
chic fil a swe > HRT algo dev
@somber solstice
@hearty river
go back to doing homework
i have hw due today 😔
idk what that means
so im prolly worse

ah, i should do cses
i too lazy
ik how that feels 🥲
Feels good going to GT
i finally use c++ iterators to do an ordered traversal of a c++ map :D
we all go to gt right??
All of us get automatically transferred to and from GT whenever wecu gets online
when we meeting up at gt bcz we all go to gt
true
sounds good fellow gters
yo
No we meet up in Cali cuz we’re antisocial GT students
I never seen that version of the emote
Ur mom
sadge
send error
Uhhh
signed long long?
You could also just make a custom data type
@low vale send the exact number

@low vale im doing the exact same problem rn
it's annoying
i think the next one is even more annoying implementation wise too
.
Oops sorry
Do you do any operations on it
*?
Tf
It's smaller than the long long size limit
Nah not yet
has anyone interviewed for patreon before ?
is u-substitution and integratino helpful for ML
cuz i got a 55 on my test
so like ... having doubts
cuz i studied super hard, paid attention in class, lots of notes, practiuce, etc.
but bombed
INTEGRATINO
Why?
LONG LONG MAN
Has anyone done the background check for Capital One (and if they drug test)?
I have not but some TIP ppl got it
They dont drug test
I am! Which location?
Depends on MLE vs actual AI research
I haven't seen anybody who was a strong AI researcher who struggled on calc 1/2
Cool! Nope I’m already based in nyc 🙂
Do you know if any others that got in? Or how many people got accepted?
Anyone hear back from Kleiner Perkins fellowship?
haha same, was still tempted to take the hotel just bc i bet its really nice but probably no point
no idea about either of these
but also curious
the comment about leetcode 
@somber solstice
i hate people with excitement
@somber solstice
@hearty river
yeha, it really changed once it stopped being in-person
im not complaining though
i wouldn'tve gotten in if it wasn't online
plenty of ppl who got into MIT/Harvard didn't get in
yet, lots of people at their local state school did
i think there was a bit of luck involved 😛
specifically, i got in and i failed college apps 💀
i agree
state schoolers are more committed to the grind
looking back on high school i can't that entire college comparison culture existed
like it's so insignificant now

wat
what is a2c?
applying 2 college reddit
so true besty
im afraid of going there as a woman bc i go online and see shit like this, like wtf what other school does this 😭
i have gotten emails from waterloo admissions officers ADVOCATING for me too
i am afraid to
cs/se, im applying to both but i got like some early stuff behind the scenes
BEHIND THE SCENES

its some email ab advocation for my behalf
idk if i should post it
😭
fr
LOL
no lemme show u what
like
the waterloo discord server looks like, it was some girl bein like "theres bed bugs on my sex toys"
gang
this might be the day that I try chipotle for the first time
i am ngl cscareers.dev community is just the new grad CS version of a2c 💀
well blind is probably more so
dead ass
lmfao
it is a2c remastered
cscareers.dev is more chill than a2c
lol
a2c ppl are filled with prestige chasers that dont know what they wanna do
yea true
hi
We all grinding for the top
who is this??????
but people still simp for companies
waterloo server
like you literally have people with
"meta simp" in name
some people are into that it sounds like
Uhhhh 😭
kiss me wecu

God dammnit datamatch isn’t sending me the confirmation email
😐
I would just stay away from that discord
it feels icky in there but its been scaring me away from the school
the fucking degens
yeah
Meh, there are degens everywhere
for the cs
It’s more of a admin issue on discord
Let’s not bring the degeneracy here pls
Normally the degens get banned
But if the admins are also degens shit can get bad
Also this
ngl, the community you have at school really matters though 😔
girl whats this
i agree so thats also why im not 100% on waterloo
AM
And also also it’s just some people in the server lol most people I’ve met at loo irl are normal
Don’t let discord paint a picture like this 
This seems like the vocal minority at the worst
i want to tour it over the break so maybe my fears go away
Most people don’t act like that on discord either lol
i think they do
Yeah 💀
Who’ve you been hanging around to think that’s normal 
I think that cs majors might have more degens than usual but it’s still loaded with enough cool people like any other major
ugh, always more and more slang
You choose the people you’re surrounded with
are you an incoming freshman at loo?
oh ok
theres a guy i was venting to and he ignored everything i said and asked ab the people i knew who did js programs
like wtf
at waterloo
LMFAO
so what does it mean
yeah I’m joining 2028
i mean ig hes honest ab not giving a fuck
Yeah (loo means bathroom in British right)
britishnese
okay I’ll be honest there are grinders like that but again it’s all about who you surround yourself with
When are we gonna say water*oo
hes been weird to me like this since the beginning, like he cant talk to me normally ab anything besides cs
i almost blocked him after that
lol
HES NOT EVEN IN CS
hes on a gap year
Oh
my loo cousin became a furry nsfw artist
but hes in mgmt

We didn’t need to know that info
ngl, i can only talk abt cs... i dont have anything to talk abt anymore 
now i distrust loo
You’d think cs peeps are all antisocial and weird but everyone this past summer at my internship was super social and fun to hang out with
We went bar hopping and clubbing and it was fun

there's nothing interesting abt jim
but my other loo cousin got like 3 maang offers so theres that
maybe i should read
I talk about cs to people who enjoy talking about cs with me, the formula is simple
he has like 50k twitter followers or smth
where did u intern, i get those vibes from other canadian schools but im scared away from waterloos dominant male culture
like
If they don’t I won’t
i was originally commited to ubc on scholarship
i havent left my dorm room in over a week now
Yeah I had the same experience
All the common stereotypes about cs kids were completely subverted
all my friends are in cs 😄
Amazon Vancouver
We even got the intern program to give us money to host a yacht party with all the interns too 
im 15 but already deeply steeped in Cs culture
WHAT THE FUCK
suprsingly did not lol
Tbh I only started meeting weird cs kids in random group projects, I feel like your energy can easily repel or attract the right people
I'm kinda busy rn
too busy coding to hang out with my friends
gym is on hiatus for a week
tbf
me and many other mfs in this chat did google cssi over the summer
code urself a friend
like
yeah ik
But I understand where you’re coming from tho and it does seem like more and more no-lifers are joining but you can always find a couple cool people everywhere
my friend wanted me to watch her ballet concert but i made some excuse about having to do mathand cs hw lol
@somber solstice we get intern parties too 
thats good to hear
wait fr ??
what does that look like
Apparently they rented out the 100 million dollar mansion for Roblox week
I think at Amazon it was like a 70-30 split?
But our friend group in particular was 50-50 so don’t worry too much
oh i saw the video... it was worth that much ?? damn.
Yeah
In-person internships are a lot of fun too so getting to do 6 of them is nice
🤞 im applying amazon future engineer canada this year, so i hope i can get amazon vancouver
gl 
thanks dawg
i rly want to intern in nyc or somewhere fun
Waterloo mfs 
WHO SAID THAT
isn't bay area just suburban hell
Bay Area is hippie hell
Just set up a new phone so I don’t have pics but remind me sometime to send Vancouver pics you’ll want to go there even more 
no ik wecu
exactly
Vancouver in the summer >>>

i literally know this mf
not fun 
this mf was trolling these cssi kids
imma go fishing
Ayo
real
Really?
There’s really good katsu downtown
tbh, anything is improvement for me 😎
i am going there in may, im really looking forward to my trip
It got a seal of approval from my Italian friend
bc i got into this program that pays for me to shadow a researcher at ubc for a week
i hope to meet my friends there lmfao
pinterest hq looks good
yo accept loo’s offer before you go see ubc campus 
late
apple's renegotiating offers for default search engine on iphones
Can’t even call it a campus
currently iphone has the deal with 15 billion but if its a bid war now between bing
its expected to go to 25 billion+
Peter griffin?

yes
Haven’t done this since first-year
peter griffin
i like chicago
chicago internship when??
what are the good cities in ameirca
i like seattle
Remember what I told you about
it's very pretty

yes. im thirsting for that transfer rn.
Just keep in mind
Transfers get shit aid
Oh wow there aren’t many tall buildings
First time seeing that
@sinful locust pics from the yacht party and then from two hikes I’ve been to this past summer
The water is so pretty 😍 I live in ugly ass Manitoba and our water is ugly
😭
Ayo Tanz if we intern at NYC can we visit you 
where are u from in canada?
Actually yes I think
It’s not happening soon
But I specifically mean after next summer

manitoba water vs bc water
LOL ok tbf that was glacier water at a hike
It’s not miinneee Waterloo water is terrible
how does it look in comparison to MB
Are you cs?
at least it sounds like they got decent severance
the mfs who made this i still think are very fucking weird
It says up to which I wasn’t sure about
Rather than at least
Sounds like they’re taking more accountability than a lot of companies
it's abba
king
🤔
honestly tho like
have u seen fan art of the engineering girl?
shes kinda bad ngl
What’s that
Oh






