#2023_summer

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near swallow
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people who liked tom holland liked all 3

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i prefered garfield

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there are sort of split opinions on this, i have read 4 of the 6 books
and i genuinely believe you have to appreciate the dune universe/books to fully appreciate movie
w/out reading books it's an 8/10 at best

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w/books you see it as a 10/10

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if you're just watching for the atmosphere/mood it's also worth it, it's 10/10 on that respect

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director knows his shit

real idol
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You're joking but I usually say "Thanks for the update"

near swallow
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yaeh that's also why i like tim chalamet a lot as far as young male actors go, cuz he stars in actually good serious films lol

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tom holland got all the talent in the world

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but he needs to step up lol

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cuz that's part of my complain w/how movies have sucked lately, you just don't have all star actors anymore, feels like we need more legends

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they are set up like 3 groups of 2
the full first arc is books 1 + 2
the movie was half of book 1

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if you read 1 and think "not that good" just stop there

hearty river
royal pagoda
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the tom holland movies were good

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but i like andrew garfield more

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will probably like to like tom more in his next trilogy

simple garden
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the last spider man movie was so mid

royal pagoda
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but im always an andrew fan

gentle latch
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I heard it's stressful af
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royal pagoda
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it was, batman beats spiderman nwh

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ez

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nwh was spoiled months before and only the cameos carried the movie

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and the ending

near swallow
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batman movies across the board are usually good lol, they're actually made well

gentle latch
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Both were equally great imo

royal pagoda
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if it didnt have so many leaks then nwh couldve had better hype

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but ppl knew andrew and tobey were in the movie months before

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battinson's batman is my favorite (sorry christian bale)

near swallow
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he did the spidey movies justice

royal pagoda
gentle latch
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Garfield was in the facebook movie too FBchan FBchan FBchan

royal pagoda
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also tbh idk why TASM 2 is hated?

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i liked it?

simple garden
gentle latch
near swallow
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hard to pick a better one

royal pagoda
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understandable

near swallow
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the sparkles WHYY

royal pagoda
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christian bale's batman movies were good

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but i liked robert pattinson's bruce wayne more

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and his batman

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felt accurate

near swallow
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i guess my opinion is w/another batman performance from him then i can decide, too soon rn

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it did feel accurate that's true

royal pagoda
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true, matt reeves better not mess up

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im glad they're keeping battinson away from the main timeline

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and not building around it

gentle latch
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I hope the next batman movie doesn't have joker as the main villain
I think we need a break from joker

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Lol

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Damn 80k per sem

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That's twice what I pay for 4 yrs 💀

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Yeah
These schools know kids'll pay top dollar to get that sweet prestige

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What do u mean by standardized?

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I see

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Thanks for the explanation

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I'll make one once I receive my official google offer

near swallow
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bruh if pachiti goes to school they better pay HIM

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no, i think people with actual rigorous curriculums are right to feel stressed

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if you knew the perfect pathway to a top swe job from day 1 you have advantage of spreading out the stress over time maybe

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such as leetcoding early

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planning classes

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the issue is finding out key info as you go, too late

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those top tier cs schools have disadvantage of having classes fill up quick too so u can't pick the perfect course load always

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that's true, i actually am friends w/some people NOT in cs who did pre med type stuff there like biology
and they were very talented at the high school level
and then MIT absolutely sucked their soul and was non stop grind

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it's very believable dude no cap

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these were people who could excel before college w/only 70% max effort
then a top tier school means 100% effort for like average results

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they are trying to stand out, there is def some blame on them true
i think if all you have is top school + ok projects + leetcode mastery, you will get first class career outcome ez clap

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so ur right taht everythign is unecessary

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for the record i was shit school + super involved in campus + 4.0 + shit projects

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and i felt i genuinely needed all that to carry me

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it worked

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thanks man, but from everything i said truly the best advice is unfortunately have a gameplan from day 1

hearty river
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STOP

near swallow
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from freshman year have this shit planned out meticulously

hearty river
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IT

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U DUMB FOX

near swallow
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when to learn, when to lc, when to intern, etc

hearty river
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DUMB IDIOT FOX

near swallow
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YOURE A FREAKING CAT STOP BULLYING HIM

hearty river
near swallow
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YOU ARE A CAT

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he is a Fox

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facts, there is a surprising amount of people on server who fit that bill and still worry

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they are going into jr year with already f500 intern + 3.0 gpa + top school

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and say they got it hard

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and tbh no you don't

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you got the sauce

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what you also got is anxiety

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i'm gonna vote trump so your loans don't get forgiven

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what are u then

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ofc it is, at worst this gets you a f500 new grad job 80k in LCOL / 120k HCOL

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at best it's double that

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rope mentality

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tasteless joke btw

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the rope shit

somber solstice
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40k per sem

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not 80k per sem

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same... it doesn't make me happy... but i havent felt truly happy in a while 😈

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cuz im on dat grind no cap

zealous grotto
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plz powell print money again next summer

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i need to get the bag

gentle latch
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And I'll beat them all for that spot at google

somber solstice
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thank you for the motivation pbjpie

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is netflix in sf

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ngl, even at your "plain" f500s and even local shops, many of the older SWEs know a lot!

gentle latch
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Grind lc

thorn quartz
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They should die

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Cull them

tawny dust
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Live in the mountains

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Ayyyy

thorn quartz
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Become a boogeyman

tawny dust
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I was more of a coffee shop and cabin in mountain guy tho

thorn quartz
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Bezos is literally lex luthor

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So who is Superman??

gentle latch
thorn quartz
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I’ll become a doujin in artist

tawny dust
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Naaa u lost me there maybe a book if I’m bored

thorn quartz
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must

gentle latch
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No neetcode for anime?

thorn quartz
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I’m blasting so much fucking gear after I retire

violet pecan
tawny dust
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Now u ruined it I thought me and you had a vibe going

gentle latch
gentle latch
violet pecan
gentle latch
# violet pecan How's life

I gotta get the twitter emojis you made into this server haha
Those were dope
It's sad what happened to us sadge
We were such a wholesome bunch

violet pecan
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oh wait i didn't even realize ur mod here lol

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rip twitter 1.0

gentle latch
violet pecan
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nono it does i just didn't realize lol

gentle latch
violet pecan
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last standing heaven on earth

gentle latch
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Lol

gentle latch
violet pecan
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where else would i have laerned to make coffee with their 20k espresso machine during work

violet pecan
gentle latch
violet pecan
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i remember you turned them down for meta KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

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or was it for twitter i forget

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so keeping that in mind i went full safety mode this summer lol

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i hear some sussy news about microsoft though so either way

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yeah

quaint bolt
violet pecan
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maybe mamazon is the move

gentle latch
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Nah, intern

violet pecan
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wow everyone is mod that's crazy

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(2/2)

quaint bolt
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honestly tech in general is p bad rn

gentle latch
quaint bolt
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fb fake faang

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it's now aang

violet pecan
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avatar the not blue people

gentle latch
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Lol

gentle latch
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Actually no apple is

quaint bolt
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unironically it really do be just apple

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tim apple made an insane pr move

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no layoffs + takes pay cut while other companies are laying off

gentle latch
indigo warren
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Has anyone interviewed with ziprecruiter for ML role?

quaint bolt
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his compensation is still ~50 mil but he's taking a pay cut of ~40%

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down from ~75 mil

gentle latch
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Wow only 50 mil

static spindle
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elon took like a 180b paycut didnt he

simple garden
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I stand with Rahul Ligma

static spindle
thorn quartz
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does that mean u can cop somalia 5 times instead of twitter

near swallow
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i want to work for @quaint bolt 's dad, sundar pichai

tawny dust
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“Elon musk buying twitter is dangerous and wasteful. By allowing unrestricted free speech he let right wing disinformation be spread. He also could have used this money to solve world hunger and homelessness. He is wasting our wealth by buying twitter.” It’s scary people actually believe this shit. “Our” wealth na son it’s his “wealth” welcome to America.

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I actually lost a couple of brain cells reading this

near swallow
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bro you could have used your fingers to give the people of this discord a unique thought instead you have told us something we already know

tawny dust
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I apologize

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I should stop spreading this stupidity

near swallow
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it's ok now give me ur lunch money

tawny dust
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Maybe in middle school I’m 6 feet and jacked now. U give me your money!

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🔫

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Whats funny is I’m not gonna delete that and stick to the idiocracy i spews out.

thorn quartz
somber solstice
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strangely relatable post

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i applied to 15 schools besides the one i live next to

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i got into a total of 0

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aren't u in California

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u got a diff situation bro

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hmm

static spindle
gentle latch
thorn quartz
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not if ur ken griffin

ivory ocean
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tbh its kinda a reasonable thing to complain about, if you can't even get HRT in high school then how will you ever find a job???

somber solstice
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true

hardy patrol
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bro a vp of jp morgan connected and messaged me on linkedin but i left him on read cause i thought he was a bot

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its been a week did i ruin any chances from this

static spindle
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jpmorgan has a lot of vps

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but texting back seems like the better of 2 options? i doubt they are the ones hiring

hardy patrol
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oh word

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so does it mean anything to hear from them

static spindle
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i am 99% sure it does not

safe minnow
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I think so

static spindle
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yes

hardy patrol
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dang

static spindle
safe minnow
celest bane
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anyone who got c1 internship can u pm me i dont know if im getting scammed

static spindle
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i think you get scammed solely by working at c1 tbh

somber solstice
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living up to their name damn

static spindle
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every c1 vp i've met is either bald or balding.... let that sink in ......

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i worked at jpmc 😇

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jamie dimon my beloved

earnest hatch
coarse marten
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I disliked my internship at JP but I for sure can say JP is remote friendly

static spindle
static spindle
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didn't pay me enough for doing nothing though tbh

earnest hatch
coarse marten
static spindle
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we could just not show up to the office if we told our managers

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and they were chill w it

static spindle
safe minnow
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Does Jump actually have the most unmaintainable but fastest code

coarse marten
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I know one guy working at JP currently doing a placement year. He is coming like on average 1 time to the office every 2 weeks

coarse marten
ivory ocean
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So is it true that HFT tends to allow internships for new-grads?

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Like the summer after grad

static spindle
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i think networking is fun

coarse marten
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My point is that if networking was important, they would not work at JP

static spindle
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fair

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though I wouldn't mind at all going back to jpmc. the money is good enough for me to be happy

coarse marten
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But JP looks nice on the resume, I agree dogesmile

static spindle
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  • layoffs rn are scary
static spindle
coarse marten
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London

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Canary wharf

static spindle
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oi bruv????!!!!

coarse marten
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?

earnest hatch
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JP Morgan intern pay is better than Google though right thanospog

static spindle
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sorry i'm just passionate about england

static spindle
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what's on levels is only in palo alto i think

coarse marten
static spindle
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texas pays 45, new york pays i think 50+? But no housing

coarse marten
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No free food

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No perk (except free coffee)

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Nothing

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Not even a laptop

static spindle
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coffee maker at the office though :)

coarse marten
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That's true

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But I don't drink coffee

static spindle
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but its free

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you gotta

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how else will you bankrupt jpm

coarse marten
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My jp manager's headset:

61apHvYK6GL._AC_UF10001000_QL80_FMwebp_.webp
static spindle
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i stole my jabra headset from work doggohehe

coarse marten
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Good ones I ordered internally

static spindle
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im telling jamie

scenic sluice
static spindle
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yes

night moat
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@ripe dawn what’s the vesting schedule at hrt for software engineers?

safe minnow
night moat
safe minnow
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Oh

scenic sluice
gloomy plover
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Average Ohio intern

static spindle
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on a more serious note, columbus is their biggest office. the internship itself is also pretty social and low stress. So i think it will be a good time

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though jpmc is more suited for people who want to take it easy instead of learning a lot of new stuff

void sinew
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Anyone interview with DRW for devops intern role?

safe minnow
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Anyone interview with Albertsons?

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I'm on the final stage of the ceo intern

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😔

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How much are they offering

gentle latch
white urchin
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is meta referral considered an application?

wise island
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anyone do GeoComply OA?

oak drift
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wait what's google intern pay this summer?

north portal
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yea

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perma banned from the company

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u just cant ever work at meta

soft basin
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no u get banned from all of faang

north portal
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oh true

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word of mouth type thing

oak drift
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oh huh?

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shit I thought it was like 63

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oh

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including like housing?

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oh

north portal
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i doubt googles paying more than 50 at all

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i hate that levels just verifies them too

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i wish they would just keep the housing in the captions and leave the hourly rate as is

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fax

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its like how amazon says 69 but they are closer to like 57

static spindle
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52

north portal
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lmao

static spindle
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netflix got to ur head smh

north portal
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lmao

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cuz 2500 month housing

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added to it

hallow scroll
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mfs really causing intern salary inflation

static spindle
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tbh if companies look at each others salaries to bump theirs

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i support

north portal
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netflix is legit like 60+

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yea

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they crazy with it

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but its worth it, Netflix is my favorite faang

somber solstice
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damn,,, 60/hr+ is OP

north portal
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condo corporate sounds fucking amazing

static spindle
somber solstice
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Netflix has corporate housing

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👀

somber solstice
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fr??

tulip aspen
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wecu stop hacking

somber solstice
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yeha that'd be chill fr

north portal
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zamn everyone be popping off and meanwhile im just at walmart

somber solstice
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i need intern friends

north portal
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i got my work cut out for me if i wanna breach faang sheesh

somber solstice
static spindle
somber solstice
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I'm a D1 grinder no cap

north portal
somber solstice
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Netflix is like SSS tier

north portal
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cuz i fucked up my faang interiviews this year or got rejected on headcount

static spindle
north portal
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they arent rescinding anyone i know of rn

somber solstice
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yesh

north portal
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pretty sure thats a meme cuz someone namedropped the walmart discord server in the company networking meeting

static spindle
north portal
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yea i just gotta put in the work now

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my technical is weak so i know what to work on

static spindle
north portal
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and im still in intro to cs so i got time

static spindle
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junior year you will annihilate

somber solstice
north portal
somber solstice
static spindle
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honestly

north portal
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cuz i got twosum for amazon final

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and i fucked it up

static spindle
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all of faang is rng

somber solstice
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no sweat vro

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take those lessons for next year 🙏

north portal
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next year tho, imma be a demon 😈

north portal
static spindle
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no u deserve it

somber solstice
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no cap 😈

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damn... ik how u feel fr

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we the Midwesterners who made it out :o

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it's abt DRIVW

north portal
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wait Walmart has a ton of berkeley and Northwestern kids

somber solstice
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i think ivy ppl aren't inherently more driven, just there's a higher concentration for obv rzns

north portal
somber solstice
north portal
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only the people who actually grind it out make it to quants and shit

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u cant just expect prestige to compensate for hard work

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at the end of the day the cs space really is closer to a meritocracy because u do need to pass the technicals and shit to move on

static spindle
north portal
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but u still need to be competent enough

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some people on reddit

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be at MIT

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and cant do twosum

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crying about why they didnt get meta

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like bro

north portal
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the funniest shit was the hr department leaking all the interns emails

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cuz half of them are personal

sinful locust
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im honestly surprised amazon asked twosum

north portal
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yea same

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i wasnt expecting it, so i studied like lru cache and shit

sinful locust
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I've heard of them asking LC Hard's before

north portal
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the thing is, i actually never learned optimal twosum cuz i never thought id need it for an interview until then

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so i had to blindrun twosum but i havent taken DSA so hashmaps were confusing at the time

sinful locust
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Ahh yeah no for sure I get it, I only did twosum for the first time this month

north portal
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i managed to get a two pointers solution for it which worked but still took way too long on it

sinful locust
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Not having taken DSA and getting interviews is like

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scary

snow needle
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anybody done a tesla autopilot phone screen

sinful locust
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I haven't taken it either, just self-studying LC it's so threatening though to be at such a disadvantage and getting these opportunities

north portal
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Palantir only asked graphs

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Yext was just torture tho, i literally spent 30 min to only get 1/3 debugging right

sinful locust
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jesus

north portal
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and then the 30 min left was for a DFS question

sinful locust
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Are graphs normally LC Hard's?

north portal
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nah they can be mediums too

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the Karat asked 3 questions

sinful locust
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Okay i've never done a LC hard before

north portal
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i only solved 1 tho

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because the next 2 were both lc hards

sinful locust
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Jesus

north portal
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1 medium 2 hard is palantirs technical

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but u can rng an easy or 2 mediums ive heard

sinful locust
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What is karat

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I see it looks like some platform?

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You sound pretty cracked for a first year premed ngl

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To get all those interviews

north portal
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i just got hella lucky

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idk how

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cuz my resume wasnt even good i just have fidelity and some projects

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i think its a timing thing

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i applied to most companies like within the first day of opening

sinful locust
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Hmm I see, okay maybe timing is huge

north portal
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and since behaviourals are easy enough to pass, the technicals weeded me out all year long lol

north portal
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and they filled up

sinful locust
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Holy

north portal
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some spots

sinful locust
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Yeah I applied to like 10 companies in late november and 90 more in Dec/Jan

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I didn't think my resume was terrible so I'll def apply earlier next cycle

north portal
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yessir

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good luck

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i decided to skip fall semester apps

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i wanna just work on leetcoding and being able to pass summer technicals instead

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especially since i have 3 internships now so no need to whore myself out for fall semester

sinful locust
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3 internships

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for this Summer?

north portal
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no

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1 last summer, 1 spring one that im doing rn, and 1 this summer

sinful locust
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Yeah dude you're cracked 🙏

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Good shit, I'ma need to take notes from u haha

north portal
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im just doing ok

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but i will be cracked next year, just u wait

sinful locust
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paying attention ✍️

north portal
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i wonder if karat looks at ur other company interviews

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when they see ur karat app for swe

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that would be funny

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and scary

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are they tho?

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i find them confusing if u dont know the concepts and shit well

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actually maybe i just need to take DSA to be good at them

near swallow
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@hearty river :catnum:

golden tusk
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Yeah graphs are the best

north portal
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maybe ill just work on getting good at graphs

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and then branch out to other DSA implementations from there

hardy patrol
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hope that vp from jpmc wants to give me a referral like he added me on linkedin and messaged me

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so im guessing its not just to add me to his network

gentle latch
hardy patrol
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cruising and grinding as per usual

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whats good w you juda

wise island
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dang for this 1 question only half my test cases passed

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cause time limit exceeded

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the others i think i answered all correctly

thorn quartz
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U will find easier

north portal
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ye

gentle latch
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SCARY

thorn quartz
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guys so my laptop display is practically black unless I shine a light on it

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Is the backlight fked or is it smth else

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cscd tech support

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Might just have to walk into lecture with a flashlight

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LCD I believe

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Thank goodness I can see the Microsoft teams logo

foggy plinth
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who got the x moonshot internship

thorn quartz
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Yes

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It’s been this way for a min I just use an external display

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And pretend it’s all fine(it’s not fine)

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do I hit it with the diy or do I go to a repair shop

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idk diy sounds lit tho

junior lotus
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Anybody did Two Sigma technical?

tawny dust
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codewars vs codeforces which one is better?

spring mural
tawny dust
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Reason?

frigid gate
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and u have nfxt

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so WazowskiStare

tawny dust
frigid gate
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or you can just do lc

thorn quartz
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This actually hit I have os hw to do thx for@reminder

frigid gate
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wait how can current zon sde teach in university ?

thorn quartz
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Ultimate grindset

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how does he walk around with that third leg of his

sinful locust
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Those profs tho ngl they're just absent

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They only exist to attend lectures ong

somber solstice
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what if i dont want to contribute to society or be a codemonkey

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what to do now noo

thorn quartz
somber solstice
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all i want is a girlfriend lol

thorn quartz
somber solstice
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ive had one too

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it was nice

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i miss it a lot

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true

thorn quartz
somber solstice
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leetcode costs 0 money

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and leetcode gives job

sinful locust
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rt why become cf master

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any advantage?

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o

simple garden
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when i see normies on cf

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thats when ik we hit the top

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rizzblox

somber solstice
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i need my old hair back

simple garden
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fax tanZ

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@somber solstice add me on linkedin

somber solstice
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dm me ur name

simple garden
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i have my linkedin link memorized

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even the https

thorn quartz
somber solstice
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i miss my old hair noo

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i need to go to the mexican barbershop no cap

simple garden
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no clue leme dm link

somber solstice
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they never do me wrong

thorn quartz
simple garden
somber solstice
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i actually dont know if it's mexcian

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my fault

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the latino barbershop

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i just kknow they speak spanish

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and they cut my hair really nicely

sinful locust
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anime pfp you know exactly what it is

near swallow
near swallow
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Im mexicans and dominicans do u right

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If u want a high fade, that is

somber solstice
#

nah brooo

near swallow
#

At least mexican barber will respect low fades and burst fades

somber solstice
#

they do me right and i dont get a fade

near swallow
#

What do u get

somber solstice
#

does anyone else do some cs work

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and then realize you actually get paid for that shit

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like i worked on cs this week and im gonna get like 200+ dollars ???

#

this shit is a money printer 💀

sinful locust
#

literally never had a mexican barber

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where tf u find those

somber solstice
#

my friend took me there once

sinful locust
#

in nyc its 30%pr 70%dominican

somber solstice
#

yeha idk if they're mexican that's my fault

#

i just assumed

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😔

thorn quartz
sinful locust
#

was about to study for my exam this came in clutch

#

thanks bro

thorn quartz
#

my friends also swear by a guy named carlos at the same place

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he changed like 4 people lives

#

i ddi this until i realized that my profile looks cringe if i have lots of easies solved

somber solstice
#

??

thorn quartz
#

so now i can only do hards and mediums

#

mostly mediums i keep it yellow fr

sinful locust
#

what part of US r u @ where you get mexican barbers

thorn quartz
#

whos oski

thorn quartz
#

northern chicago suburbs

somber solstice
#

there's a cs majors server?

sinful locust
#

gotchu

thorn quartz
#

ya but if u can do mediums why cant u do easies

somber solstice
#

imma troll in there y'all

#

don't let em know

#

send me invite

sinful locust
#

seems like theres more kpop pfps in csmajors discord

#

only differennce

somber solstice
#

imma switch to an anime pfp soon no cap

sinful locust
#

you can you're cracked

thorn quartz
#

one of my classes uses discord

somber solstice
thorn quartz
#

hes masters cf

#

dont listen to him

#

hes lying to you

sinful locust
#

default logo is 300k tc ong

thorn quartz
#

its because u are a turbo capper so like we have to cap aswell so nobody knows what you are truly capable of or are

#

i know u are a martian but no one else does

#

yk

somber solstice
#

keep it down yo

gentle latch
somber solstice
#

ive never watched the boys

gentle latch
#

🍄🍄🍄

thorn quartz
#

like just having money is so sick

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oh actually i remember

#

its so i can have an insane stimulant cabinet

somber solstice
#

i want money to be financially free so i can live a fulfilling life

thorn quartz
#

jsut do it

#

wisconsin natives are all tall and big because they exclusively eat dairy and beef

#

i am assimilating but without the beef part

somber solstice
#

tho to be fair, i like only go to the gym

#

so that might be a misperception

thorn quartz
#

i wanna be 205

#

donate

somber solstice
#

no thanks

#

i worked hard to get to 205

thorn quartz
#

bastard

somber solstice
#

(ate a shit ton)

thorn quartz
#

(i am just jealous)

somber solstice
#

ik 😭

#

ive ranted about this before

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i feel like id be huge in california

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ngl tho being midwestern is kinda nice tho

#

i got a lot of midwestern pride no cap

hallow scroll
#

@hearty river SHUT THE FUCK UP

thorn quartz
#

why u like wisconsin so much

hallow scroll
thorn quartz
#

snow and cold are mega aids

hearty river
#

dick cheese CatNum

somber solstice
#

i went to ohio and cinccinati is actually kinda nice

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it was cutesy

thorn quartz
somber solstice
#

snow is nice

#

it's really pretty

gentle latch
thorn quartz
#

im not on campus yet right so i try to go to the gym today and my car nearly spins out and i was going 15mph below speed limit

#

in illinois

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so i turned around shit was scary

somber solstice
#

yeah you gota go slow asf

gentle latch
#

Ya see
I got rizz too

somber solstice
#

in the winter

thorn quartz
somber solstice
somber solstice
#

no cap

thorn quartz
#

u ahve to shovel snow?

#

wth

gentle latch
#

That's basically my age

somber solstice
#

im joining the cs majors discord

thorn quartz
#

same w here actually

#

i have to shovel it all and drive to madison tmr at like 8

#

wym by that

hearty river
#

IM IN LOVE WITH THE SHAPE OF YOU

somber solstice
#

nvm i left

#

there wanst much to troll on

near swallow
#

NEW EMOJI

#

chatgpt sucks

sinful locust
#

probably the best pfp ive ever seen.... jesus

#

why are there so many anime girls holding C++ books on google images

#

what conspiracy theory is going on

somber solstice
#

lol

safe minnow
#

Man, being comfortable with rejection and being ignored must be some kind of superpower

#

😔

#

I don't mean for jobs

#

I mean for talking to other people

#

Though I guess it's true for jobs too

oak drift
safe minnow
oak drift
royal pagoda
near swallow
royal pagoda
#

disgusting

#

leave

safe minnow
#

I've somewhat gotten over it with companies, but it feels worse when it comes to people

oak drift
#

literally me

sinful locust
#

triple? whats the third? zon, ntflix

crisp berry
#

how to get reached out for google

#

i go to kdu

sinful locust
#

worst contest of all time

#

literally p2 example was wrong

#

lol

#

first one was ez

#

second one was incorrect

#

3rd and 4th were stats

#

nah its def wrong people were complaining in the comment

#

im active at r/

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not here

#

r/csmajors

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that dsicord

#

yea no example 2 was 100% wron

#

my contest rating is about to plumet

#

ye

#

wiat bruh

#

ur int he other server

oak drift
#

r/csmajors is kinda cringe ngl

#

full of citadel cock suckers

sinful locust
#

the reddit is v cringe

oak drift
#

"Guys should I pick between Jane Street or Joe's IT shack swe"

crisp berry
#

idk why everyone says these circles are like top x% of csmajors

#

its literally bottom 10%

sinful locust
#

nah i like the csm discord its good

oak drift
#

"guys I submitted 10 applications and haven't heard back should I just give up"

sinful locust
#

a lil toxic but good

crisp berry
#

the subreddit is like 90% bottom 10% and 10% top 10%

#

the discord is better

sinful locust
#

the sub is prob like

#

idk

oak drift
#

"Fuck my life I only got google meta amazon netflix microsoft apple offers but I didn't get any quant I am inferior to everyone here kill my self"

sinful locust
#

big diff between active, non active, upvoted

#

etc

crisp berry
#

the amazon self hatred posts are funny

simple garden
#

reddit ppl just cringe in general

sinful locust
#

ive been wondering this for a while but

sinful locust
simple garden
#

@hearty river hiiiiii

sinful locust
#

where do people find this discord link?

#

like

oak drift
#

"Hey guys I got HRT after only 5 faang internships and going to top 5 CS, so for all of you guys struggling to get one this semester, I just want you to know you can make it"

sinful locust
#

how do people find out about this

#

i only know it bc of csm

oak drift
#

chainsawman?

crisp berry
#

big omegalul

oak drift
#

quant has become the new faang inthat sub

sinful locust
#

but the size of this discord is sm larger

#

how is that possible

#

is it really larger than csmajors

thorn quartz
#

i dont even remember how i ended up finding cscd or this discord

oak drift
#

levels.fyi

thorn quartz
#

god willed it i think

simple garden
oak drift
#

even though 99.9% of everyone on that subreddit would be perfectly happy making 150k a year

sinful locust
#

what is frying pan

#

i dont know how i ended up here im out of place but its interesting to see people get these stupidly competitive offers like its nothing

simple garden
#

you need credentials to get big funding tho 🥺

sinful locust
#

lOL

simple garden
#

that's why we grind -> exit to YC

hearty river
#

@honest spire

sinful locust
#

genuinely it is not hard to break into big tech if u went to college do personal projects and leetcode for 3 months

thorn quartz
#

do u know what quant does

#

i dont

#

sounds cool though

#

thats all that matters

#

^_^

#

money printer

#

thst is quant

oak drift
#

I also think it's most of these people wanting validation and being called smart

#

but because they only read r/csmajors instead of talking to people irl they only want validation from redditors

sinful locust
#

idk if ur being serious but i dont think its that simple

oak drift
sinful locust
#

well

#

most people want trading internships for the money

#

like straight up its for hte mooney

oak drift
sinful locust
#

but there are other reasons to pursue it

thorn quartz
#

the upl standard

sinful locust
#

you could argue that a trading internship or swe at one of those shops opens more doors than google ? (maybe?) but at that point its like what door are u opening lol

#

idk

oak drift
#

"Oh citadel, is that a large bank company?"

sinful locust
#

i would like an swe internship at cit bc i would be mad at myself if i didnt try bc what if i got it and really like it, if i dont, its an internship yk

#

is citadel more competitive than hft and js?

#

idk man

#

lol

simple garden
#

Citadel only got 30k on ig no clout 😹

sinful locust
#

why amz lol

thorn quartz
sinful locust
#

what sorts of problems did u get during screen

#

lol

#

hmmmmmmmmm

thorn quartz
#

i lefta comment

#

and liked

#

beat that

sinful locust
#

disagree

thorn quartz
sinful locust
#

frmo the limited info i know

thorn quartz
#

lebron not even that good

sinful locust
#

big tech is nothing like those places

#

only feeder ive heard of is maybe bb?

#

but like bruh

#

company feeder

#

so cringe

simple garden
sinful locust
#

i mean it makes sense right

#

semi finance related ?

#

true

#

well

#

depends

#

idk im def biased here but bb == big tech and if i were a hm i would hire from someone in the relevant field, im mostly taking about swe roles at these places tho not quant

#

so idk

thorn quartz
#

netflix please let go of this candidate immediately, he committed multiple warcrimes in iraq and is a threat to national safety

sinful locust
#

I'd like to work at top companies just to put as many red flags as possible on resume and see if i get call backs

#

gaming degree full sail university

#

all that jazz

#

to be compltely real they are probably the same and like it doesnt matter which one u work at

#

like

thorn quartz
#

howd it go

sinful locust
#

i got through my school

#

somehow

thorn quartz
#

u think u couldve secured tho

#

?

safe minnow
#

💀

sinful locust
#

thats actually so fucking funny though

#

they didnt realize that

#

they're disorganized af

safe minnow
#

I went through the entire pipeline

sinful locust
#

lmfao

#

thats amazing

#

wait did u mix up and apply to the wrong role, or did they mix up

safe minnow
sinful locust
#

thats so funny

safe minnow
#

The internship offer? Yeah

sinful locust
#

this one not free for me either bro

image.png
#

when lc makes an answer to a contest wrong thanospog

#

ye

#

so mad

safe minnow
#

FT phone 1 -> internship phone 1 -> internship phone 2 -> internship phone 3 -> internship final 1 -> internship final 2

obtuse timber
#

That q fucked me up lol

sinful locust
#

like u have a whole week to make sure ur problems are correct and ur example is wrong 💀

safe minnow
#

That's what happened

sinful locust
safe minnow
#

All that in under a week cuz I told them to expedite

sinful locust
obtuse timber
#

Nah

sinful locust
#

me neither

#

apprently they were looking for pow(2, n)-2

obtuse timber
#

I got stuck on the n=55 test case for like 30 mins

sinful locust
#

same

#

lol

#

then i thought too hard and realized the entire problem was wrong

#

L

safe minnow
#

@sinful locust do yk the Netflix RO rate

sinful locust
#

i lurked 4ever

safe minnow
#

Oh damn

#

That’s way higher than I expected

#

💀

#

@honest spire I never stopped

sinful locust
#

wat r ur stats

#

jesus

#

lol

#

let me see mine

quaint bolt
#

cracked

sinful locust
#

200 apps, 100 ghost, 56 resume rej, 15 oa,3 interview, 1 offer

safe minnow
#

That’s when you’re mentally insane and not cracked

#

At least we’re cracked here

quaint bolt
sinful locust
#

what were 2 offers?

safe minnow
quaint bolt
#

Haven’t been on r/csMajors for a while

hearty river
#

yo

quaint bolt
#

prolly a good thing

safe minnow
sinful locust
#

honestly r/csm in between seasons is just so funny

#

oh w

safe minnow
#

Sankey?

#

Oh

sinful locust
quaint bolt
#

I’d post mine but it’d get shot down as soon as I mention my school WazowskiStare

sinful locust
simple garden
#

i though we banned loo from this server

sinful locust
#

relatively no name school...

hearty river
#

@ sentientskillet

IMG_0629.png
safe minnow
#

No just write it was w*terloo

sinful locust
#

have them play hangman to guess the school

quaint bolt
#

mfw hard work don’t count depending on school kirbySadge

simple garden
#

wagons had like 5 offers by june

crisp berry
#

C is a beautiful language

#

fuck you

sinful locust
#

any A's?
_ A _ _ _ _ _ _

quaint bolt
#

it was but I prolly got lucky bc I was early

simple garden
#

same 🐱

quaint bolt
#

I saw your li post

#

close enough right

#

however much Andrew Tate is charging for hustler’s university + 1 dollar

simple garden
#

I went to waterloo campus and saw a 6'7 bangladeshi i knew who it was

safe minnow
#

Eat cheese -> spend all day on toilet watching Netflix -> Netflix swe offer

frigid gate
sinful locust
#

i originally thought the same thing

simple garden
#

@sinful locust looking in the mirror? googChan

quaint bolt
frigid gate
#

I accepted it

#

trsut me

sinful locust
#

but

#

consider even num of nodes where pairs swap monkeys

safe minnow
sinful locust
#

adjacent pairs*

frigid gate
#

no ?

#

I mean

#

the reason for that method

#

is

sinful locust
#

no ik

#

all left and all right

frigid gate
#

yep

#

so ?

sinful locust
#

but also

frigid gate
#

what's problem

#

it just take 1 min

sinful locust
#

if u pair up 2 nodes, they can just swap

frigid gate
sinful locust
#

so for 4

#

yes bro lol

frigid gate
#

why do u think so >

sinful locust
#

ima draw it

#

one second

frigid gate
#

ok u can draw that

sinful locust
#

thats for n = 4

frigid gate
#

yep

#

so what ?

sinful locust
#

thats an additional 2 u need to remove

frigid gate
#

no bro ?

#

draw in the hexagon pls

sinful locust
#

so total possible are 2^n, so 2^4 = 16, - 2 for left and right, -2 for those

safe minnow
frigid gate
#

no no

#

draw again

#

in the diagram

sinful locust
#

look at the comments my man

frigid gate
#

no ?

#

wdym >

sinful locust
#

ok so u agree the total number of different moves is 2^n right

frigid gate
#

yes ?

sinful locust
#

ok

#

the monkeys can avoid collisions by moving in the same direction

frigid gate
#

yes

sinful locust
#

so if they all go counter clockwise, thats no collisions

frigid gate
#

yes

sinful locust
#

fi they all go clockwise thats also no collisions

#

okay

frigid gate
#

yes

sinful locust
#

cool

#

on top of that

#

if every monkey pairs up with an adjacent monkey, they can also swap (given there are an even number of nodes).

frigid gate
#

Bro if they swap

#

1 to 2

#

2 to 1

sinful locust
#

yes

frigid gate
#

There will be collide

sinful locust
#

look at how they define collide

frigid gate
#

Ahh yea

#

They fucked at describe iy

sinful locust
#

very very very annoying

#

i mean i did end up submitting a 2^n - 2 ans

#

then it failed on 55 and i was like ??? bc of the mod stuff right

#

then i started thinking about the problem more and i was like ???????????? tf u mean

#

side tracked me from the whole contest

frigid gate
#

I agree that

#

They fucked at describe it

sinful locust
#

yea

#

its going to really mess up my contest rating too

#

which sucks

frigid gate
#

Did u end up AC that

sinful locust
#

yea

#

i got 1/4

#

like bruh.

frigid gate
#

Today

#

My current rating is 1k9

#

And they will be fucked

#

After thid

sinful locust
#

sheesh

#

whts ur place?

frigid gate
#

4k rank

#

that's suck

sinful locust
#

prob going to get marked as unrated

frigid gate
#

wait

#

no bor

#

but it doesn't get wrong

#

what did u have wrong ?

sinful locust
#

no thats in the lc rules

frigid gate
#

nah but I mean that

#

everyone get AC ?

sinful locust
#

what is ac?

frigid gate
#

prob 2 ?

#

when print 2^n -2

sinful locust
#

i didnt get it

#

but what im syaing is wayyy more thatn 10% of the submission results will change after the rejudge

#

so itll definnitely get unmarked

frigid gate
#

firstly why ?

#

can u tell me a testcase

sinful locust
#

yea

frigid gate
#

that make more than 10% ?

sinful locust
#

2^4 = 16, 16-2 for cycle, -2 for the others. actual is 12

#

that one of the basic cases

#

every person that did 2^n - 2 will get that one wrong

frigid gate
#

ok

stable spire
#

i barely made it out with 2/4

stable spire