swap the experiences
#2023_summer
sinful locust
and it’s pretty fucking good for a high schooler
a couple of years ago this sub had no high schoolers in it
royal pagoda
i'd accept it
sinful locust
times are changing fast
hearty river
a couple of years ago this sub had no high schoolers in it
soon there will be middle schoolers
royal pagoda
roblox is closed right
i ghosted their auto oa
like months back
cus i hadnt rlly done DSA class yet
was incoming freshman
royal pagoda
thorn quartz
Ur cracked for a high schooler good job
gloomy plover
@cyan garnet better than most cs grads ngl
stuck shale
sorry to piggyback on the nuro discussion, but does anyone know if the os question is asked to swe interns? or just security swe?
silent flax
whats 570?
silent flax
lmao
ahh
I'm taking 300 lol
apparently its alot of grind work 😦
but its easy(i hope)
i think ik most of the topics covered in 300 and 400 but idk java that well f
gonna be what kills my grade fr
ahh
i dont think i would be attending alot of lectures either lol
but will try to ig
need an A or AB in that
cuz 222 gonna be tuf
thorn quartz
pretty sure 354 and 300 are both free as fuck if u just attend lecture
too bad i didnt
^_^
i thought 300 was light hto
354 as like
ya but
if u went to lecture they were freeee from what i saw
it was just lecture questions lOL
w.e i get an A in os
354 exam 2 a bit wicked
i also didnt rlly study tho so my fault
silent flax
i hope lol
wdym?
do i have to do it with someone?
oh
lemme check
mouna kacem
i heard hobbs is better
ahh
by better do u mean easier exams and grading or better lectures
ahh ic
need it
messed up 221 a bit
i heard☠️
221 was fucked up for me as well
i took it lightly cuz i thought i did 221 and 222 equivalent in hs
mikaiel ivanov
ahh
idk if i should even go to 222 lectures tho idk i feel practicing questions would be better and youtube if i dont understand a concept
ic
ya kinda same ngl
will def go for most
cant say all
eh its fine if u have internship
me dont evben have that f
(W)etflix
btw i'm coming to UPL tom
might be able to meet some of yall
ya imma try to be consistent
lol
oh nice
will def try to come and say hi
lfmaoo
night
thorn quartz
lemme get the ppt before the revisions :3
static spindle
is that the place where ur working rn/last sem?
honorary waterloo kid
nvidia is coming to my school tomorrow but idk what to ask them about
like id probably wanna work there but I have 0 clue what swe does there
bleak storm
nvidia is coming to my school tomorrow but idk what to ask them about
Bro dm me i’ll hook u up w my recruiter 🙂 we from same school
static spindle
Bro dm me i’ll hook u up w my recruiter 🙂 we from same school
bet 😤
earnest hatch
I want nvidia man
Try referral/cold email, but don't expect much
stable spire
somber solstice
imma make a dating profile but it's just a resume
ill show up to date
and only talk in STAR
then get ghosted (or rejected)
ultimate interview prep
gloomy plover
I knew it was nvidia
golden tusk
sinful locust
Anybody who has interviewed at NVIDIA here?
cyan garnet
swap the experiences
thank you 🙏
cyan garnet
Ur cracked for a high schooler good job
thanks! 🙏
cyan garnet
<@376041476917821441> better than most cs grads ngl
nah I just got lucky with projects and stuff
mediapipe OP
proud crag
https://myanimelist.net/anime/50425/Fuufu_Ijou_Koibito_Miman
bro why are all anime plots ai generated
safe minnow
bro why are all anime plots ai generated
When you realized that all anime plot directors had access to chatgpt before us
bleak storm
Anybody who has interviewed at NVIDIA here?
yeah dm
is it possible to do 2 internships overlapped by 2 weeks?
woven loom
is it possible to do 2 internships overlapped by 2 weeks?
depends on remote or not but yeah
ily too pbjpie
safe minnow
Lmao someone gave a really good and well thought out post in response to that thread
I wish I had this advice when I was in HS
Not at the extent he mentioned, but it’s definitely getting harder at a certain pace
I bet if you'd look at certain subreddits like r/a2c the user growth has only been going up
Showing that people are trying to game the system more and more
Oh idk about industry, I just mean college specifically
College acceptance rate finna reach <1% by 2030
For t5 CS
Wait does that actually exist
The people I know with high GPA usually do well with internships as well
I never felt it was mutually exclusive
Oh I agree
I think the better way for me to phrase it is
Most the people I know who are going to cracked companies at my school have high GPA
But most people with high GPA don't go to a cracked company
somber solstice
College acceptance rate finna reach <1% by 2030
no... don't tell me this 😭
i want to go to a t5 cs so bad 😭
safe minnow
i want to go to a t5 cs so bad 😭
You still can
Idk about the other 4
But UIUC should be doable
safe minnow
might just go for CS + Econ
Yes do this
There are like 5 econ classes you'd have to take
And then you can shove the rest into CS
somber solstice
There are like 5 econ classes you'd have to take
im an econ double major rn anyways
safe minnow
You need a high GPA for this to work
somber solstice
You need a high GPA for this to work
i have a 3.91
game is alr over boys
pack it up
safe minnow
i have a 3.91
That is more than enough
somber solstice
That is more than enough
common wecu W?
safe minnow
Just make sure your ECs and essays are good enough
somber solstice
technically my dad works in illinois
but it's remote
but imagine if i was in-state 😭
it's @dense tinsel
tawny dust
Yo wtf a company called me out of nowhere no email no nothing. I jst woke up first I thought it was a scam call so I said no thank you. He said did you already get an internship. And I was like wait who are you? Mind you I woke up from the sound of the call. So I’m half lucid right now. I jst told em to send me an email first.
obtuse timber
Hackerrank was not leetcode style
Mine was writing a class with a bunch of functions to do stuff
safe minnow
Yo wtf a company called me out of nowhere no email no nothing. I jst woke up fir...
That sounds like a highkey scam tf
obtuse timber
Yeah 2 questions in 2 hours
obtuse timber
And the knowledge test was netowkrs + operating systems + language trivia I think
safe minnow
How did they even know that you were looking for internships is my question
obtuse timber
Yeah just stuff like "would you use tcp or udp in this situation"
I dont really remember the os stuff, it was a few months ago but they asked me some things about the kernel which I guessed as I hadn't learned os lol
Yeah, a bunch of mental maths iirc
You don't need to be perfect anyway, I got an interview with like 70% test cases
somber solstice
this finite automata class ez af rn
it's just a new leetcode no CAP
sike it gonna get hard 😭
gray sluice
bit late to ask but did u get a referral from someone from ur college or did u just dm someone with no prior connection
soft basin
finite automata is only the beginning
safe minnow
this finite automata class ez af rn
We cover that in our algos class
soft basin
wait till u get into turing machines
safe minnow
💀
soft basin
and proving that regular languages are closed under certain operations 😡
gray sluice
dont bother trying to prepare for optiver neuro assessment
you should be able to pass it without having seen it before
somber solstice
We cover that in our algos class
damn... i alr took algos no cap 🙏
somber solstice
and proving that regular languages are closed under certain operations 😡
idk wtf this means
but proofs scare me
gray sluice
i figured
somber solstice
?
outer turtle
What culture
hallow scroll
and sexism
gray sluice
what were u interviewing for
somber solstice
nerd frat 😭
safe minnow
💀
outer turtle
Like blizzard?
gray sluice
im a new grad, riot doesnt seem to offer any entry level positions which feels kinda weird
somber solstice
pbjpie wishes to work in gaming industry
??
damn... i feel like many ppl go into cs with the sole intention to one day work at riot 😭
thorn quartz
if I have a bad interview experience at riot I’m j gonna flame them for their rank ^_^
somber solstice
source: ik someone like this
gray sluice
i wonder if there's a gap between the rioters they allow to be the public face of the company and the rioters they don't
somber solstice
if ur diamond ur at the top of the riot employees lol
somber solstice
it was reverse psychology
gray sluice
ah shit my window closed for 23 apps then
tawny dust
Who just calls and gives you an internship
Exactly mf sounded Indian too. No offense I’m brown as well but that’s scam detection 101.
thorn quartz
I played with one rioter playing soraka d4 elo he was so fucking horseshit I was convinced he begged for the rank
somber solstice
Exactly mf sounded Indian too. No offense I’m brown as well but that’s scam dete...
not gonna comment on the first part. but internship and job scams are being more prevelant. it's very scary.
somber solstice
I played with one rioter playing soraka d4 elo he was so fucking horseshit I was...
ur d4??
damnnn
safe minnow
Roblox seems like a better riot
gray sluice
yeah im defo riotpilled to even consider it
safe minnow
Better culture and pay
hallow scroll
i just hope that pbjpie riot brothers can give me the gun buddy
thorn quartz
ur d4??
^_^ should’ve leetcoded instead of playing tht dogshit game
I’m already chat restricted
gray sluice
a curious game, the only winning choice is not to play
somber solstice
I’m already chat restricted
i too was chat restricted at some point
hallow scroll
im on academic probation after last semester
tawny dust
That sounds like a highkey scam tf
Even in my sleep I make smart decisions!!
thorn quartz
25 game chat restriction while in placements this season so I’ve just been spamming bait ping when I’m mad
soft basin
copium
hallow scroll
faang and quang bf next year or bust
somber solstice
Roblox seems like a better riot
so true (not paid off btw)
soft basin
imagine being waitlisted on amazon
thorn quartz
Applying w Smurf next yr
thorn quartz
My acc hasn’t been above honor lvl 2 since 2019
tawny dust
not gonna comment on the first part. but internship and job scams are being more...
Yeah scammers are on the rise right now…be safe y’all.
somber solstice
@thorn quartz that might be why i didnt get an interview...
bcz of my league chatban
Val is so fun with friends
hallow scroll
what rank are u on val
safe minnow
Imagine if one of our internships turned out to be a scam
somber solstice
i be running around with neon and a judge
hallow scroll
safe minnow
I’m iron 1
thorn quartz
Val twitter is fucking awesome my friend showed me it and I can’t stop getting kicks of dopamine
somber solstice
Imagine if one of our internships turned out to be a scam
no... don't tell me this... nO
NOOOOO
hallow scroll
frfr
thorn quartz
ya I was b rank on esea before I started playing league but I feel like Val is just worse csgo
like I don’t want to play with FUCKING MAGIC
hallow scroll
ya I was b rank on esea before I started playing league but I feel like Val is j...
rank b twins 
thorn quartz
I just want to kill people and yell at Peruvians
somber solstice
like I don’t want to play with FUCKING MAGIC
bro is antifun
thorn quartz
bro is antifun
I’m just too lazy to learn
thorn quartz
rank b twins <:sitties:1032756468056858664>
I’ve heard good things ab faceit but I haven’t played CS in yrs and I keep seeing skin prices go up which is making me sad for cashing out
safe minnow
hallow scroll
I’ve heard good things ab faceit but I haven’t played CS in yrs and I keep seein...
faceit was good too i played it but not as much as esea but yea same i stopped playing like 3-4 years ago and I cashed out on some knives that are worth so much more know
i remember i got a knife from scamming a giveaway 
I just kept making accounts and entering lol
thorn quartz
my inv is worth so much now AHHHH
safe minnow
i remember i got a knife from scamming a giveaway <:okayge:970899026096558150> I...
Was it worth the time spent
thorn quartz
I went through my entire CS inv history
hallow scroll
wait no im actually killing myself
i sold my karambit slaughter for 200 and its 1200??
thorn quartz
Ak hydroponic is 1.6k rn
hallow scroll
Was it worth the time spent
yes
thorn quartz
for some reason
hallow scroll
bruh
hallow scroll
this shit just ruined my day
hallow scroll
yea same im probably kms if I keep thinking about the fact that I sold my skins for a pair of air forces
thorn quartz
I still have a fnc LGB Kato 14 foil flusha mac10 now tho
somber solstice
yea same im probably kms if I keep thinking about the fact that I sold my skins ...
in game drip for real life drip
thorn quartz
might be able to get a bit out of it possibly
hallow scroll
💯
safe minnow
i sold my karambit slaughter for 200 and its 1200??
Options gamble the losses
safe minnow
Also does anyone know what happened to Uber
It dipped for like 10% for an hour
And then went back up
hallow scroll
:pepeclaw:
safe minnow
somber solstice
bro is paying for my housing stipend 🥺
safe minnow
Like 10k USD?
leaden seal
this came from an Apple recruiter, does it mean that I'm not rejected yet? lol
I applied a few days ago
somber solstice
damn...
safe minnow
Did you make a popular Roblox game
somber solstice
this came from an Apple recruiter, does it mean that I'm not rejected yet? lol
not yet, but probably
cuz it's apple
😔
hallow scroll
damn
safe minnow
Oh so you couldn’t actually cash it out?
hallow scroll
that teen hacker is living all our teenage dreams right now though
safe minnow
“Earned Robux” only include Robux you have earned in complete compliance with the Roblox Terms of Use, which include the Roblox Community Standards, through the Services from either (a) virtual items (such as clothing for an avatar) that you created or (b) virtual experiences that you created. Robux acquired in other ways (such as Robux obtained from a membership plan or referral bonus, a purchase of Robux or gift card, or trading/selling virtual goods that you did not create) are not Earned Robux.
Talk here
somber solstice
Oh so you couldn’t actually cash it out?
you can sell the items on your store i think?
royal pagoda
builders club isnt a thing anymore
safe minnow
💀
somber solstice
robux money laundering 😭
somber solstice
it's like that sometimes 😔
royal pagoda
safe minnow
Though you can make hella money from Roblox right
somber solstice
Though you can make hella money from Roblox right
i heard some games were so big the developers were making millions off the platform
so i assume so yeah
safe minnow
i heard some games were so big the developers were making millions off the platf...
Per year yeah
royal pagoda
someone paid off their tuition with roblox games
somber solstice
then i can configure neovim as well
royal pagoda
roblox games are actually a cheat code for money lol
safe minnow
Quant -> Roblox dev
somber solstice
(100%)
somber solstice
start grinding CF
gentle latch
Jim jim jim
hallow scroll
Jim jim jim
have you taken your creatine and daily macros and micros juda
gentle latch
have you taken your creatine and daily macros and micros juda
No mr juster
Hbu?
devout shale
Has anyone done the coding assessment for atlassian
hallow scroll
creatine yes but not macros micros since i just wokeup and only ate breakfast
muted hollow
Anyone heard from any NVIDIA positions?
safe minnow
How much is it over there
gentle latch
Leetcode time 😼
safe minnow
Oh
somber solstice
gym and lc at same time
one medium should take max 3 minutes
so just lift and then rest period lc
then repeat
GG
how to grow lats, i can never get a good lat workout
safe minnow
gym and lc at same time
Eat and shower at the same time
somber solstice
ive been doing close reverse grip barbell rows
safe minnow
It takes a similar amount of time for both
hallow scroll
I gotta track them since I’m also kinda cutting down but I just shove anything healthy with protein in my stomach lol
I ran out of meal prep so I just scarfed down the most rancid egg burrito ever
ivory ocean
Have you been to a fancy gym that was able to measure it
I wanna go to a body fat % measurer so bad
but you can't trust gyms, they give you fake numbers to boost your confidence
safe minnow
Those machines are cool as hell, it measures the muscle percentage and water content too
safe minnow
robust bridge
Has anyone else lost all excitement in CS classes/material? Everything just seems so dry and I guess I am also really jaded by the recruiting game
gentle latch
Has anyone else lost all excitement in CS classes/material? Everything just seem...
Maybe you just need a break
north portal
buoyant basin
If anyone has interviewed with Grafana Labs let me know! Interviewing for security intern
stark wharf
Hi guys,
Did anyone complete Barclays Technology Analyst Interview and waiting for the result? Also, I want to know how long will they take to update.
somber solstice
just go gym
isn't it just a simple backtracking?
might TLE, but this seems to be a very classic backtracking
i think queens is a classic backtracking example
the constraints are tiny
it's literally an 8x8 board
so it works
but yeah, this is super introductory lolz
the "real" cses problems are hard as fuck
gentle latch
but yeah, this is super introductory lolz
Lol and that "introductory" problem is rated hard on lc
safe minnow
💀
somber solstice
Lol and that "introductory" problem is rated hard on lc
to be fair...
leetcode hard doesn't really mean much
especially first page hards
ive solved hards in under 2 minutes and spent hours on mediums
leetcode difficulty ratings are... sus
¯_(ツ)_/¯
some dp hards are very simple
others are 💀
ngl i hate doing hard dp tho
it's so tedious
true
(im coping)
safe minnow
(why are we talking like this)
somber solstice
i dont know
(im fr idk)
there is an anime pfp 4.0 @ t5 cs cf gm who is grinding harder than you rn
(i cant compete)
safe minnow
Why were you looking at something I typed ages ago
Make the ranking go up by just the merit of having you as an alumni
I am not sure, that would pretty funny if true
somber solstice
and like one of the first computers
safe minnow
Yeah uiuc has a lot of history
somber solstice
PayPal mafia
dense tinsel
https://www.reddit.com/r/csMajors/comments/10jr843/comment/j5orwn1/
see what u gotta realize is
out of the 60 comments i received
56 ort 57 were just hate and stuff
but 1 or 2 were super long posts
that gave me tons of helpful insight
thats how u play the reddit post game
jolly jewel
Anyone know how common Microsoft intern return offers are ?
dense tinsel
i literally posted a comment saying i haev other hobbies and activies and i had a nice life
yet everyone kept saying touch grass get girls etc.
which was annoying
well yeah but i do
like i literally haev tons of fun in life
and idk why ppl cant accept that lol
safe minnow
thats how u play the reddit post game
I would take it as a sign of needing to reflect on how you’re stating things, you have to be a pretty genuine person in order to overlook everything illogical about your statements and just give good advice
gentle latch
For summer 2022 interns
jolly jewel
Dang fr? How exciting then !
tepid jewel
iirc it might’ve been a bit higher but yes
dense tinsel
my post was literally like
"im thinking of quitting ml becuz it shard so how do i learn it"
"should i do web dev instead for career prospects"
"i wanna get an internship before college " (perfectly reasonahble and getting extremely common)
safe minnow
The only big mistake was mentioning that you were 15
safe minnow
Also you still need to learn calc 3 and LA well before you can start ML, I believe we’ve discussed this before
north trout
safe minnow
Our HS does cover both actually
But he mentioned he hasn’t learned them yet
I wish I took real analysis
I enjoy math
I learn math less well online than in person
If I was really motivated I would overload and take it
But thanks for linking it
I’ll take a look at it if I have time
Over the 18 credit hour limit
somber solstice
math is easy
jusr solve the equation
like as the acronym, not the companies themselves
fr ?
the average cs major watches those??
gentle latch
I think so
dense tinsel
Also you still need to learn calc 3 and LA well before you can start ML, I belie...
ive learned some LA
safe minnow
ive learned some LA
I believe you have to know LA rigorously to do well, not just learn a bit
dense tinsel
aww poop
bro it aint my fault laplace expansions make 0 sense
i tried to learn them for a solid hour
then quit LA in anger
soft basin
Also you still need to learn calc 3 and LA well before you can start ML, I belie...
damn my uni doesnt even make that a prereq for ai
i havent even taken diff eq but i can take ai
i dont plan to tho
somber solstice
i haven't taken diff eq or calc 3 or etc. etc.
safe minnow
damn my uni doesnt even make that a prereq for ai
Then your course is going to cover implementation in pytorch
somber solstice
or stats
safe minnow
And some rudimentary concepts
somber solstice
i have done like 0 college math
soft basin
naw its very math heavy
safe minnow
somber solstice
@safe minnow ik i asked like twenty times, but u dont go to gtech right
soft basin
my uni is just bad with setting prereqs
somber solstice
ik u go to a decent cs school
or smth
madison?
no wait
are you florida
i always think u go to gtech for some rzn
safe minnow
Yeah I go to florida
somber solstice
UF is rly good :o
safe minnow
For summer vacation
somber solstice
i got trolled
safe minnow
Ok I know what happened now
soft basin
i literally attend that uni
safe minnow
In the beginning UCF is like what UWM is rn
There was a lot of UCF people in this discord
soft basin
There was a lot of UCF people in this discord
the creator of this server is a grad of ucf
safe minnow
Wait
Tons of UCF people -> tons of UWM people
Next wave will be MIT
Well
We go from t100 to t20
soft basin
ok the thing is that UCF is a huge school
safe minnow
there's no t-60
soft basin
anyways who cares abt tier its all abt how u approach learning 🤷♂️
safe minnow
We all gonna die
somber solstice
at least in terms of name brand, stanford and mit are #1 for cs in my heart
thorn quartz
true
safe minnow
Can you believe that most of us will have a wife and kids one day
thorn quartz
no
soft basin
i aint having kids
safe minnow
This is why I include most
thorn quartz
slipping protein powder in my kid's milk
thorn quartz
ehs gonna be a fucking gorilla in preschool
soft basin
im deadass gonna get a vasectomy
whenever i can
😳
plus i wouldnt want my kids to deal with this shitty world
somber solstice
it's kinda sad how there are like 0 women in cs
not 0, but there aren't enough
(im 6 3 btw)
somber solstice
nah but fr tho
there are like way too many
and part of it is disgusting cs major bros who smell bad and look down on women
safe minnow
(im 6 3 btw)
I'm 7'1
thorn quartz
and part of it is disgusting cs major bros who smell bad and look down on women
this me
soft basin
the rich are complaining that there arent enough ppl to do hard labor for them 💀
and i wouldnt want to have a kid to contribute to that
thorn quartz
there are like way too many
way too many women in cs? im so confus
soft basin
unless we start a cultural revolution 😳
soft basin
way too many women in cs? im so confus
i think they are referring to the smelly non showering men
thorn quartz
oh'
safe minnow
way too many women in cs? im so confus
I wonder if there's a college with more than 75% women in the CS program that is not an all women's college
thorn quartz
I wonder if there's a college with more than 75% women in the CS program that is...
prbonto
safe minnow
Having everyone named pbjpie makes checking reactions a pain in the ass
soft basin
cant believe sister cindy is at my uni
safe minnow
cant believe sister cindy is at my uni
who
soft basin
a few of my friends got a signed condom from her
thorn quartz
who
safe minnow
somber solstice
imma make an API for personal hygiene to teach cs majors curl and sql while also making them better to be arond
simple garden
Zillow recruiter said this summer there were 21k applicants for 20 spots
thorn quartz
imma make an API for personal hygiene to teach cs majors curl and sql while also...
i was thinking more of a deodorant drive outside the cs building
thorn quartz
Zillow recruiter said this summer there were 21k applicants for 20 spots <:Wazow...
beat them up
srs
^_^
simple garden
safe minnow
Zillow recruiter said this summer there were 21k applicants for 20 spots <:Wazow...
You know how they used to make super poison in ancient China
earnest hatch
Zillow recruiter said this summer there were 21k applicants for 20 spots <:Wazow...
Dang
@simple garden you got an offer from them?
simple garden
<@750740669210951871> you got an offer from them?
Nah
safe minnow
You know how they used to make super poison in ancient China
They would trap a bunch of poisonous bugs in a jar and then the last one left standing would be declared the most poisonous and would be used to make a special poison
somber solstice
i was thinking more of a deodorant drive outside the cs building
my school doesnt have a cs building
safe minnow
my school doesnt have a cs building
Really?
safe minnow
Wth
safe minnow
Ok
somber solstice
but really good for english
safe minnow
Is there an engineering building?
somber solstice
and very very solid med
somber solstice
Is there an engineering building?
yes, but ive never been inside
im taking CS under the Liberal Arts and Sciences
safe minnow
Yes it's him
somber solstice
^
thorn quartz
cs is under L&S at cheese school too for some reason
somber solstice
i'm HIM
safe minnow
but *really* good for english
Aren't they ranked 40th
somber solstice
Aren't they ranked 40th
look at their creative writing ranking
thorn quartz
look at their creative writing ranking
roblox -> author pipeline
somber solstice
safe minnow
look at their creative writing ranking
Tf
somber solstice
and i think we're the only unesco city of literature within america
safe minnow
I was late to OH by 5 minutes and now I have to wait for 2 hours to get help 
Nah once it was 6 hours
somber solstice
im a freshman
safe minnow
There was 80 people in line
somber solstice
but im a jr by credit 
safe minnow
somber solstice
oh we also have a top nursing program ig
safe minnow
@somber solstice wait when are you applying to transfer
somber solstice
basically... it's good at everything i dont do
somber solstice
<@380360991600541696> wait when are you applying to transfer
submitting apps in march 💀
safe minnow
Are you already starting to write essays
somber solstice
for freshman applicants
somber solstice
Are you already starting to write essays
sadly... yes... but also mega procrastinate
essays arent as fun as leetcode
safe minnow
essays arent as fun as leetcode
We're never gonna touch LC after we become code architects
somber solstice
problem solving is more fun than essay writing
somber solstice
- i prefer writing acc interesting stuff
not like college essay nonsense
not even applying to MIT, im not even close to that level
safe minnow
Man why is installing vscode on terminal such a pain in the ass
somber solstice
maybe for freshman applicants. mit transfers generally have a few papers published 💀
full tuition (jk i got rejected everywhere)
no what 😭
im definitely not master tier
not even close
safe minnow
@somber solstice which colleges are you looking into getting into as your top choices
somber solstice
out of everywhere im applying? STANFOR
thorn quartz
Where
safe minnow
Really?
somber solstice
ngl i might go down the PM route
safe minnow
I thought they matched expected family contribution
somber solstice
or just management route
thorn quartz
ngl i might go down the PM route
How do u do this w.o a masters??
somber solstice
How do u do this w.o a masters??
by being a baller (idk ill just ask my dad when i get there)
thorn quartz
No it def doesn’t exist
somber solstice
lemme tell you short story
one day i ask dad
how to git gud at cs
what projects to do
he say
no projects
thorn quartz
What age
somber solstice
no life leetcode
safe minnow
somber solstice
What age
soph/jr yr of hs
so i no life leetcode
worked out
i trust process
so next time i want new role
thorn quartz
so i no life leetcode
Ur dad is op wtf
somber solstice
i just ask again what to grind
safe minnow
Where does your dad work
somber solstice
Where does your dad work
i will not disclose that
thorn quartz
Doesn’t matter his father simply knows the truths of cs
safe minnow
i will not disclose that
Ok
somber solstice
Doesn’t matter his father simply knows the truths of cs
both my parents have cs masters 💀
but my mom is a nurse
thorn quartz
Watefak
neither of my parents do but my dad grinded programming projects in like the 90s for a bit and made some up with his friends to immigrate to the US
then turned down Microsoft bc another company paid more lul
thorn quartz
Dad was at a factory in India before that idk he jus gridded
somber solstice
it was everyone's dream
safe minnow
They always do
somber solstice
My parents worked at Northwestern and some restaurant
can i get a lor from your parents 😭
safe minnow
safe minnow
can i get a lor from your parents 😭
My dad doesn't work there anymore
simple garden
My dad left me
thorn quartz
Food on the table is food on the table
somber solstice
no cap
parent lottery should be abt your relationshpi with them
not what they do no cap
thorn quartz
My dad left me
is that why you became my dad
safe minnow
parent lottery should be abt your relationshpi with them
The real lottery is having a smart enough brain to do LC
somber solstice
ngl, my brain is terribly average, possibly even below
IM NOT A MASTER CF
im literally pupil dawg 😭
u thinking of someone else or smth 🙄
safe minnow
u thinking of someone else or smth 🙄
You are as much masters in CF as I go to GT
So you are masters in CF
somber solstice
You are as much masters in CF as I go to GT
you definitely go to GT
safe minnow
^
somber solstice
tbh, unless you were super unlucky and had incredibly bad brain luck
anyone is smart enough to LC
safe minnow
Yeah but what if you really hate it
thorn quartz
Bro shut up lmao
somber solstice
Yeah but what if you really hate it
nicotine patch method
safe minnow
Reminds me of the reddit post that said
You should apply a nicotine patch on your partner while they're sleeping
So when they leave you they go through withdrawal
And want to get back with you
Super fucked up but yeah
somber solstice
"Hey girl, just ran Kosaraju's Algorithm on the campus. Looks like we're strongly connected 😉"
cf master rizz
(im not cf master)
safe minnow
Tf is strongly connected components
soft basin
isnt that just where every node is connected to one another?
somber solstice
did u actually try it 😭
somber solstice
nah
ive used it before
worked for me 1 out of 1 times
i was already dating them tho...
safe minnow
somber solstice
safe minnow
i was already dating them tho...
This reminds me of the people who called their wives "ex-gf"
somber solstice
This reminds me of the people who called their wives "ex-gf"
that's kinda funny tho ngl
thorn quartz
Just try it again maybe it’ll work
Sometimes your code doesn’t work so you just make clean make again and boom it works
Kinda like that!
Maybe I have to take one for the team and try out all these lines on a tinder I make then document success rates
Then we will have the cscd 75 best pickup lines
I don’t have my glasses and Im at the optometrist waiting for them to fit new lenses in my glasses
The other ones randomly cracked for no reason idk why
pls entertain me
Join vc
thorn quartz
What if we trained AI to swipe for us
safe minnow
Yes
Exactly
Or more precisely you’d train a general model and then retrain it for specific users
The last layer
thorn quartz
Tiktok but tinder
safe minnow
Tiktok but tinder
echo coral
anyone do the first phone for Nuro infra SWE
thorn quartz
bro needs to replicate the rizz
oak drift
Stfu and give me ur snap
gloomy plover
double rejection from american express woohoo!
it's definitely not
they don't pay people good money for nothing
thorn quartz
@sinful locust army join vc
earnest hatch
double rejection from american express woohoo!
Damn it @hearty river !
gloomy plover
I hope ur not racist
no certainly not
i say this as i continue to see this show reemerging in popularity
well i think it's because of bocchi
similar
somber solstice
maybe i should watch bocchi
everyone is saying good things
- i need to start my evolution
sinful locust
@short nest pass ur classes + recruit
u will
ur stronger than u think bruddah
pull thru
gentle latch
dense tinsel
traveler u have seen enough cs related stuff for now.
Take a break and look at my cute maplsetory pets!
tawdry mist
maybe i should watch bocchi
based af, it’s peak fiction
somber solstice
0 mutual friends
anime girl pfp
this person is an MIT leetcode sweat
(probably does putnam and icpc)
somber solstice
top ten lies
dense tinsel
bocchi is that mid anime that came out last year right
or smth
@tawdry mist watch black clover
i havent named him yet
wide socket
black clover is so good
wide socket
yup
wide socket
im waitin for the movie
dense tinsel
im waitin for the next manga chaps
apparently its already in the last 1/3
this arc
so im thinking it ends around chap 500-550
rough rough estimate
@wide socket fav character?
wide socket
Yami
dense tinsel
slightly overrated but sure
dense tinsel
i wanna see more of his backstory in this arc
wide socket
companies would be op
wide socket
yup
dense tinsel
however nacht is way cooler
dense tinsel
the manga is pretty decent
dense tinsel
u only watched anime right
wide socket
yea
wide socket
yeah
dense tinsel
dark triad arc
wide socket
waiting for it
static spindle
spark halo
are summer intern applications even out
static spindle
are summer intern applications even out
i thought they are supposed to release in may?
static spindle
drop the links please
serious answer, check #intern_postings_old or just google
gentle latch
drop the links please
It's kind of late, there aren't too many options left
summer recruitment season is heaver around june - december of the year before the summer internship
https://github.com/pittcsc/Summer2023-Internships
oak drift
has anyone hear back from discord or spotify?
cyan garnet
how long should I expect to wait before hearing back from a recruiter
we talked to each other at an event
static spindle
unless the recruiter was in love w you i think it could be better to reach out to them?
cyan garnet
unless the recruiter was in love w you i think it could be better to reach out t...
no I meant
I reached out to them
after we talked at the event
static spindle
ah. you can probably bump the email within 2-3 days
versed kestrel
after we talked at the event
what event in canada? 👀
static spindle
either they care or they don't afaik. So bumping would help if they really didn't see your email the first time around
cyan garnet
what event in canada? 👀
hackathon
cyan garnet
either they care or they don't afaik. So bumping would help if they really didn'...
she seemed to care
she told me to reach out to her
I wasnt even gonna ask her about an internship
💀
static spindle
yeah you can probably wait 2-3 days before reaching out again to make sure they saw your email
static spindle
(you should be a bit more friendly than this lol)
idk
hey recruiter hope ur doing well <33333 I'd just like to follow up on my previous email, and would love to learn about any opportunities available at x. hugs and kises
😘
slim slate
need more "uwu" in that email
balmy fulcrum
Actually I joined my master in 2023 jan
So I am looking for my internship opportunities
If any please let me know
slim slate
pittcsc also has some listings for grad students
static spindle
ai has a long way to go before replacing programmers
much better
nvm we are fucked
quaint bolt
oak drift
sinful locust
to study for it
1st year me would never approve of this kind of behaviour
idk what has gotten into me
they probs
already hierd someone
my career is like my dating life
i dont get the things i want
and the things i have are mid
i want discord but they dont want me
slim slate
and the things i have are mid
at least you have
sinful locust
ya at least
ong
they got that dawg in em
mfs come in thinking they about the shake the world
slim slate
fake recruiter
sinful locust
clearly ai
safe minnow
@simple garden
oak drift
my career is like my dating life
dating would be so much easier if it was leetcode based
or like some kind of "grind 150 of these puzzles and you'll be set"
but nah it's about jim and rizz
safe minnow
but nah it's about jim and rizz
Well it's still something that we can take time and improve on
oak drift
gym is pretty grindable
thorn quartz
gym is pretty grindable
yes
oak drift
rizz though 💀
gentle latch
JIM N' RIZZ
safe minnow
Also getting better at it improves like every aspect of your life, getting better at leetcode is lowkey useless
gentle latch
yeah social skills are great
gentle latch
Also getting better at it improves like every aspect of your life, getting bette...
nah getting better at lc gets you 200k ng tc
safe minnow
Not 100% bc it prob improves your problem solving skills but I would rather be fit then a leetcode grinder if I wasn't searching for a job
If I had to choose
gentle latch
yeah
oak drift
saying you're good at leetcode is a great way to get people to ask you for help on their algo hw
but only that
safe minnow
saying you're good at leetcode is a great way to get people to ask you for help ...
Is that even a good thing
oak drift
Is that even a good thing
no 💀
safe minnow
thorn quartz
If I had to choose
no reason to choose just do both lol
the gym is genuinely so fun being a meathead for 2 hours is the best aprt of my day probayl
thorn quartz
first month or so requires discipline imo
oak drift
how do u guys do it
hallow scroll
i find jim fun
thorn quartz
@sharp sedge is strong as fuck
sharp sedge
Not 100% bc it prob improves your problem solving skills but I would rather be f...
im absolutely shredded to the gill, bench 250 deadlift 450 + 30 faang offers and only 28 leetcode done
thorn quartz
im absolutely shredded to the gill, bench 250 deadlift 450 + 30 faang offers and...
wanna fuck?
oak drift
I mean I've been doing it for a while but everytime I start it's like "fuck I need to do a whole ass hour of this shit 💀 "
sharp sedge
i used to like lifting
but then started climbing
found it way more fun
and now lifitng boring
just find a physical activity you find fun
and do taht
either running, some kind of martial art/wrestling, climbing, swimming basketball
tons of things out there
safe minnow
wanna fuck?
The best response
thorn quartz
idk i also j grew up idolizing lifters back when i was a chubby kid growing up so that probably also has something to do with it
sharp sedge
or like disc gold or ultimate frisbee
gentle latch
I really like playing league of legends
Stopstopstopstopstopstop
oak drift
simple garden
good night sweet yakhuba @hearty river
oak drift
does anyone want to hire me as a kitten for the fall 2023 internship season?
I prefer remote if possible
proud crag
tawny dust
https://tenor.com/view/happy-fluffy-seal-gif-21617739
WTF is tht?
tawny dust
Ai see I’m really not a wildlife guy.
That scares the shit outta me
Like where are it’s arms
It’s like a worm and a cat fused
somber solstice
im absolutely shredded to the gill, bench 250 deadlift 450 + 30 faang offers and...
bro wants to be me so bad
😭
gentle latch
safe minnow
<:googChan:1065711378599526440>
Mf is a walking advertisement for google
granite fulcrum
im absolutely shredded to the gill, bench 250 deadlift 450 + 30 faang offers and...
ngl ricky hot but also has like 55 iq
hearty river
gentle latch
gentle latch
tough rain
@ripe bronze