2023_summer

[thorn quartz]

olive oil, butter, heavy cream, frozen cookie dough

[wise island]

thanks ill check those rn

[sinful locust]

can i inject protein powder into those things as well?

[thorn quartz]

ya put olive oil into ur protein shaek i do it

im sick rn so i almost threw uip last night but then i remembered

rich piana would never throw up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2yD6Vid6O8&t

are you eating 10 meals a day

[safe minnow]

Being sleep deprived for the entire day also feels like being drunk the entire day

[sinful locust]

https://tenor.com/view/hulkamania-angry-gif-24017535

[thorn quartz]

are u doing 10 leetcodes a day

[wise island]

wait are these all USA

[thorn quartz]

are u sleeping 8 hours a day

[safe minnow]

[wise island]

[thorn quartz]

are you really doing whatever it takes

[sinful locust]

yes :chad:

[wise island]

[safe minnow]

You should specify CA if you’re CA

[wise island]

yea ikeep forgetting

mb

[safe minnow]

By default we are USA ye

Though CA has a different cycle 🤔

[sinful locust]

there are no CS majors outside the USA

[safe minnow]

Yeah they’re all an illusion

https://tenor.com/view/the-matrix-reloaded-matrix-reloaded-neo-keanu-reeves-gif-4011236

[thorn quartz]

except errichto

errichto is the only non us programmer

maybe cia created him

[sinful locust]

hey man i exist too

https://tenor.com/view/wall-video-game-invisible-running-gif-16074928

[safe minnow]

Prove it

[thorn quartz]

nah ur from us

[sinful locust]

nvm you right

when you try crossing the US canada border and the matrix stops rendering reality

i don’t exist

[thorn quartz]

when do i come is the question

[safe minnow]

AI has accepted its fate

[thorn quartz]

idk wath thtat means

why would i go if ur not there

what a silly thing to do

[safe minnow]

How useful is learning cloud networking

[sinful locust]

very

everything is cloud

[safe minnow]

[thorn quartz]

ok

[safe minnow]

Bet, thanks

[sinful locust]

every interview
what is TCP vs UDP

[safe minnow]

[sinful locust]

explain TCP/IP vs OSI model

🤓

what happens when you go to google.com

google, jane street, meta and others asked this

so yes cloud networking is important

[safe minnow]

All of them asked that?

Tf

[sinful locust]

esp for SRE and security

maybe some SWE

[sinful locust]

yes

[safe minnow]

[sinful locust]

Well my fellow computer science scholars, I must inform thou that I must leave this discussion to attend to my interview with Nuro.
I appreciate the memes good sir. Have a wonderful rest of your day and enjoy partaking in your luncheon. 🧐

[safe minnow]

I would like to express my gratitude for your contribution in this discussion. I understand that you must depart to attend an interview with Nuro. I am glad you found the memes amusing, and I hope that you have a delightful and productive day. I wish you the best of luck in your upcoming interview and in any future endeavors you undertake. I bid you farewell and encourage you to enjoy your meal.

[sinful locust]

let us know how it goes

[thorn quartz]

ok ill come next week tuesyda before os

t upl

[safe minnow]

@sinful locust you’re hiremeplz right

[sinful locust]

yes

[safe minnow]

Man you keep on changing your name and pfp

[sinful locust]

yes i was also OA before hiremeplz

[safe minnow]

Yes

I keep threads for everyone active

[gloomy plover]

Any advice for business development internship interviews?

It’s a whole different ballpark than swe

Lmao

[hearty river]

It was me

[safe minnow]

@hearty river

In 2019, UW-Madison's athletic department was involved in a scandal when it was revealed that the school's head football coach, Paul Chryst, had been involved in a recruiting scandal in which players were given money and other benefits to join the team.

I genuinely cannot think rn

Running on 0 sleep

Oh but is there a 3 vs 4 credit hour option or something

[sinful locust]

why am i so awkward in interviews 😢

[sinful locust]

talking like Nick01 😂

[safe minnow]

How was it

[sinful locust]

good they just asked about my experience and what i wanted to do

if i move to the next round it will be the only technical 🤞

after that 3 rounds of behavioral 😢

[safe minnow]

Recruiter or engineer

[sinful locust]

2 engineers

1 was the guy that referred me but he didn't mention it lol

no i talk almost incoherently 😭

like a babbling baffoon

I must go back to doing homework, if you have any pointers on how one could stand-out and receive an interview from Nvidia that would be most obliged, however, nonetheless, good luck on your recruting process.

why is there 3 @sinful locust s

wait no 6 of them?

[harsh turret]

yoooo just joined are we all looking for 2023 jobs

[sinful locust]

https://tenor.com/view/doomer-doomer-meme-halo-halo-infinite-craig-gif-24224995

yes

[safe minnow]

Just 6?

There is at least 7

[harsh turret]

damn thats rough we'll get there

[sinful locust]

wait yeah 7

[sinful locust]

https://tenor.com/view/doomer-doomer-sad-depressed-gif-15543940

maybe

[harsh turret]

any smart fks in here?

[sinful locust]

i've been in this process since june and i got 0 offers for this summer despite going to top 10 CS with 2 FAANG internships

[harsh turret]

DAMN wtf where do u go?

[safe minnow]

Wait is one of those Uber

[gentle latch]

Maybe ur just ugly

[sinful locust]

https://tenor.com/view/im-not-at-liberty-to-say-william-murdoch-murdoch-mysteries-i-cant-say-i-cant-tell-you-gif-24716408

[safe minnow]

c'mon

[sinful locust]

if i get nuro

i will reveal all

full resume and linkedin

[safe minnow]

[sinful locust]

otherwise you are all screwed with me

[royal pagoda]

[harsh turret]

I am sophomore at Illinois I don't know if that's considered top 10 tho

[sinful locust]

uiuc?

[royal pagoda]

illinois doesn't exist

[harsh turret]

yeah

[sinful locust]

that's top 23.6

[oak drift]

what's up gamers

[royal pagoda]

whats up

ligma

[safe minnow]

Why

[sinful locust]

https://tenor.com/view/doin-ya-mom-gex-snoppis-nahgu-l-gif-18365178

[royal pagoda]

cs majors doing moms be like

[harsh turret]

is there any way to tell?

[safe minnow]

Need to stay awake for 3.5 hours 😵

[sinful locust]

add all the ascii value of all the letters, sha-256 hash them, rewrite them as a vector and multiply it with the set of all recruiters that go to your college from a presitigious company

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-buff-nerd-emoji-buff-nerd-gif-25667992

[thorn quartz]

?

[sinful locust]

dawg fuck it

im gonna start applying to full-time jobs

[harsh turret]

well played

[thorn quartz]

Uiuc?

[harsh turret]

yeah

[thorn quartz]

T5 lol

[sinful locust]

Uiuc?

[harsh turret]

I hear mixed things which is why i ask

[safe minnow]

Why

[sinful locust]

why not

[safe minnow]

🤷‍♀️

[sinful locust]

exactly

[safe minnow]

I guess no reason not to

[thorn quartz]

I mean at the end of the day all that matters is what offers you get though ^_^

[sinful locust]

when i did this the recuriters got mad and ghosted

[harsh turret]

true I literally have nothing my guy

[sinful locust]

ok and?

[sinful locust]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[granite fulcrum]

How much time did it take to hear back from nuro after oa?

[sinful locust]

2 days

[granite fulcrum]

Like

[oak drift]

I'm assuming nuro isn't doing fall?

[granite fulcrum]

Weekend or weekday

[harsh turret]

I literally applied to mickey ds and got rejected

[safe minnow]

[oak drift]

mcdonalds is probably way more competitive than Google ngl

[sinful locust]

more prestigious

[oak drift]

like everyone (without big n exp) is gonna apply to it

but they probably have like 5 intern positions lmao

[thorn quartz]

McDonald’s on top

[sinful locust]

https://www.levels.fyi/internships/McDonald-s/Software-Engineer-Intern/

[thorn quartz]

Low diff

[thorn quartz]

It’s not ab the money

[granite fulcrum]

Weekdays right

[sinful locust]

man

[thorn quartz]

It’s ab the message

[sinful locust]

where the fuck

are all the fall postings

[thorn quartz]

The prestige

[sinful locust]

REAL

id take mcdonald’s > google any day

[harsh turret]

Apparently my qualifications dont match what theyre looking for in someone with 0 prior experience

[thorn quartz]

In your head

[sinful locust]

[thorn quartz]

They’re all in your head

They’re all in your head

They’re all in your head

They’re all in your head

[oak drift]

yo has anyone heard back from spotify yet?

[thorn quartz]

Fall 2023 never existed

[sinful locust]

makes sense

[harsh turret]

whos the smartest person here?

[gentle latch]

You

[sinful locust]

You

[safe minnow]

You

[harsh turret]

bruh im dumb af

[gentle latch]

Cap

[sinful locust]

Cap

[oak drift]

cap

🧢

[safe minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/cap-capping-cappin-gif-15667706

[sinful locust]

1/6 applied
1/10 oa
1/12 recruiter asked for availability
1/23 first interview

[gentle latch]

Is this you irl?

[thorn quartz]

I wish

[safe minnow]

Scale was the only company that worked on the weekends I’ve seen so far

Probably a red flag tbh

[sinful locust]

@thorn quartz how often is forearm and wrist day

[harsh turret]

how often do yall do leetcode?

[safe minnow]

Never

Leetcode is L

[harsh turret]

ive only solved 5 problems so far

[gentle latch]

What exactly is your question? Do you need help with something?

[thorn quartz]

My forearms suck I need to bring them up

[harsh turret]

yea im trying to better myself

[sinful locust]

forearms + wrist >>>>> legs

for legs just wear jeans

[gentle latch]

Nice

[harsh turret]

everyone i look at is getting 500k tc

[thorn quartz]

I’m running candito 6w rn with alternating back and arm days because my arms bis/tris/forearms suck

[harsh turret]

its motivated me to not be a loser

[thorn quartz]

No legs can’t squat/ddl big weights therefore no gym cred

Also too fun to give up

[sinful locust]

https://tenor.com/view/what-kind-of-sick-weirdo-are-you-herbert-garrison-south-park-s1e10-mr-hankey-the-christmas-poo-gif-21526923

[sinful locust]

https://tenor.com/view/wheniwasolder-gif-23243653

am i loser?

[gentle latch]

Whats ur tc

[harsh turret]

you have 2 FAANG internships how are you a loser lol

[sinful locust]

-$40k

[thorn quartz]

8-10 meals a day 8-10 leetcodes a day https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2yD6Vid6O8&t just watch this video

[sinful locust]

i have no offers and no purpose

[thorn quartz]

Idk no other hobbies

[sinful locust]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-buff-nerd-emoji-buff-nerd-gif-25667992

Yes

Yes

[thorn quartz]

All in your head

[sinful locust]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-gif-25866395

bro just said yes

[safe minnow]

I've had a pretty positive interview experience with both women and men, everybody was just bing chilling

[sinful locust]

the question is at least 100 sentences

ya women interviewers are goated

everytime ive had a female interviewer ive passed

asian men on the other hand

[near swallow]

This literally has to be a copypasta because i’ve read this before

[sinful locust]

i think women interviewers are more socially aware

[harsh turret]

bro I have 0 internships

[sinful locust]

bro asian dude + accent

so that is why i'm rejected

insta reject

[near swallow]

And i know you are an alt of somebody who was banned

Because u admitted it

How stupid are you

Fuck it, ban

Got no time to waste

[sinful locust]

damn kirb

[thorn quartz]

I mean his name is imbackbackagain

[sinful locust]

why are u like this

please no

BRO

RUSSIAN INTERVIEWRES

IMAGINE THAT

[near swallow]

He literally said women or ppl with accents fail him??

[sinful locust]

[near swallow]

Who tf even notices this??

[sinful locust]

he's just stupid

like

[near swallow]

So either serious or dumb troll ban alt

Both are stupid

[sinful locust]

he's jsut dumb

look at his face

if the guy has anime posters -> i pass

[harsh turret]

whoa can I ask you a question about how you learn?

[near swallow]

He admitted it when he first joined

No point pulling up logs

[thorn quartz]

I just assumed it was sushi :/

[near swallow]

He prob deleted

He isnt typing rn so he can delete lol

[safe minnow]

It's almost certainly not

[near swallow]

It’s not sushi

[earnest hatch]

It's def not @hearty river

[harsh turret]

how many leetcode problems have you solved?

[sinful locust]

Is it gokugate?

goku

goku

[harsh turret]

Bro im dumb I could use all the help

[thorn quartz]

Idrc regardless

[sinful locust]

ngl

yes

[stable spire]

Bet

[sinful locust]

and for HRT

AS;DFJAS;LDFJAS;LDFNA;LSDJF

[stable spire]

When’s ur os lecture time

[thorn quartz]

MIT sucks

[sinful locust]

mit is mid

ngl

[thorn quartz]

I have it tmr at 1pm

Idk when it starts or ends

[sinful locust]

ya

realized cant lie

[oak drift]

yes

[harsh turret]

that was motivational

[oak drift]

and also for leetcode

[stable spire]

Ah shit mine is the 9am one

[sinful locust]

ive never told a lie

[stable spire]

What’s ur discussion

[thorn quartz]

Which prof

I have to check

[oak drift]

actually if you transfer to mit you instantly become like the giga chad dude

[stable spire]

Swift

[thorn quartz]

I have Indian prof with insane ratemyprof

L I think mine is better

[sinful locust]

ive given on finding good cs profs

[digital bone]

recruiter who reached out just got laid off. this shit is sad tbh

[sinful locust]

i just take the reqs

and get em over with

im so tired of this shit

cs is turning into finance

[thorn quartz]

https://www.ratemyprofessors.com/professor?tid=2423043

[royal pagoda]

guys i just got offers for hudson lake stealing, jane road, largehard, human, banana, jungle, greedy, and google

W

[sinful locust]

and its just fuckkkkkkkkkkkkin disgusting

[sinful locust]

he wrote OSTEP

[thorn quartz]

No that’s remzi

[sinful locust]

ya nvm

[royal pagoda]

why would u wanna go there

ez

[safe minnow]

I can't tell wtf human is supposed to be

[sinful locust]

` ``

[thorn quartz]

But ya my friend had remzi last sem he said remzi was the goat

[sinful locust]

easier than getting google tbh

[royal pagoda]

metahumans

it's supposed to be meta

[safe minnow]

Oh lmao

[thorn quartz]

Omegalul

[royal pagoda]

when google step

[thorn quartz]

Heroic pfp

[royal pagoda]

mfs ghosted

[safe minnow]

Felt like a jumpscare

[sinful locust]

full

[royal pagoda]

i need google step asap

lame

time to go to duckduckgo step

[thorn quartz]

the full chronicles

[royal pagoda]

fuck google let's make our own browser called

[thorn quartz]

I want to be nhentai.net senior swe

[royal pagoda]

No Internships

ez

123movies senior SWE

[sinful locust]

bunnywalker or pink pineapple

[thorn quartz]

Bunnywalker

Rn Atleast

[near swallow]

?avatar @sinful locust

[warped dagger]

Avatar for imbackbackagain#0168

Link as

png | jpg | webp

Play games on Carl-bot. Use /roblox play now!

[near swallow]

Bro is 5 levels of stupid

[thorn quartz]

pink pineapple 💤 recently

[royal pagoda]

sushi an egirl fr

[sinful locust]

https://tenor.com/view/impress-based-american-psycho-very-based-impressive-very-based-gif-21665669

[near swallow]

Real or not gtfo lol

[sinful locust]

noo please

[safe minnow]

/roblox

[near swallow]

Banned

[royal pagoda]

shes an egirl

ong

why was she banned

he

[sinful locust]

yo

AS;LDFJA;LSDJF

SUSHI IS ON MY

TEAM

[safe minnow]

Both the people who used that pfp were guys

[sinful locust]

NO CAP

[quaint bolt]

[safe minnow]

Assuming they are different people

[quaint bolt]

[royal pagoda]

did krishna get banned too

wtf

💀

[sinful locust]

[royal pagoda]

where he go

[safe minnow]

@honest spire

[royal pagoda]

oh

[safe minnow]

No he's here

[royal pagoda]

prayg

[safe minnow]

Tf

[royal pagoda]

did he get banned

@ mod @ admin answer

wen

[near swallow]

@ mod

[royal pagoda]

@final forum

[sinful locust]

• Utilization: Ratio of busy time to total time

[thorn quartz]

Amz?

[royal pagoda]

[near swallow]

No he did not

[royal pagoda]

why did he leave

[near swallow]

Dont ping mods for jokes

[sinful locust]

mods just play favs

if they like u

they let u get away w more things

its kinda cringe

[near swallow]

It’s true my fav is krishna and cheese schoolers

[royal pagoda]

thats racist

[sinful locust]

yes

[safe minnow]

What about the people outside of that group

[sinful locust]

what is racism

[royal pagoda]

me

[thorn quartz]

hahahahahaha fk u

[sinful locust]

https://humanrights.gov.au/our-work/race-discrimination/what-racism

[thorn quartz]

When my professor does not give me an A

[safe minnow]

If cheese, then pbjpie

[sinful locust]

agreed

[safe minnow]

I see the pattern now

[sinful locust]

how about

if first then

then what

I NEED TO KNOW

[safe minnow]

then final

😄

[sinful locust]

if first then sex?

[safe minnow]

No

[sinful locust]

ok

[safe minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring-the-rock-gif-22113367

[harsh turret]

anyone do the JP morgan summer swe internship OA?

[oak drift]

was sushi the microsoft simp?

[safe minnow]

No

[oak drift]

why were they banned anyways?

[static spindle]

they were quirky

[oak drift]

screenshots?

[safe minnow]

venom charlie was the microsoft simp

Iirc

[static spindle]

lol am i supposed to pull out the cscd history textbook

[sinful locust]

^ when mods

[safe minnow]

Lmao

[sinful locust]

• Common assumption: Arrival times are a sequence of independent and identicallydistributed (IID) random variables

lambda = 1/E(t)

[safe minnow]

Green book?

Or just some random stats stuff

[sinful locust]

no school work

[safe minnow]

Kek

[sinful locust]

this is so fucking boring

[dense tinsel]

im sorta feeling like wanting to give up on ml/ai lol

its really fun but so insanely difficult to me

like if i just dropped it and went fullstack route i would be really really good by college

[fervent flame]

I did it awhile ago, I don't remember the questions but I didn't find them too difficult

[dense tinsel]

but cant say the same with ml

😦

[simple garden]

what does it mean if an employee looks at ur linkedin after final

[fervent flame]

Probs means they are considering you

This hiring season brutal

Feeling like I need a referral for every app

[sinful locust]

it means they find u fine asf

[fervent flame]

Anyone have any tips on this? I don't want to have to message like crazy on Linkedin to get this

[sinful locust]

and are interested

not in hiring u tho

[oak drift]

well just curious if u had some

[oak drift]

is sushi a he/she or they

[static spindle]

im pretty sure they are a he

or they were 😔 rip sushi 2022-2022

[sinful locust]

its an it

[static spindle]

oh right i forgot sushi is an AI

[granite fulcrum]

Thanks

[sinful locust]

its goku

[safe minnow]

I can’t believe that we used to have jump trading scholars

[sinful locust]

we still do

[safe minnow]

Fr?

[sinful locust]

idk

[earnest hatch]

It's not sushi

[safe minnow]

It might be the guy who had the really poorly formatted resume

And Amazon and Uber previously

That’s the only guy that closely matched the description

From what I remember

Yes

[earnest hatch]

It's not endorsi lol

[safe minnow]

Yep

[earnest hatch]

Lmao, I think you're right

Nice roast

[winged quiver]

what even happens if u renege an offer after going through the visa process

[earnest hatch]

[safe minnow]

I’m not hating, we just all universally agreed that it was probably the formatting that preventing him from getting the offers with 2 faangs

When we adding Roblox Chan

[hallow scroll]

100% I think he was Uber Seattle intern last summer which checks out with what he’s said

[dense tinsel]

ok what is going on here

[gentle latch]

My shirt stinks

[earnest hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/you-should-really-take-a-shower-stinky-smelly-take-a-bath-self-care-gif-14205091

[sinful locust]

@low vale rip, compilers with your prof is rough apparently

initials BA, right? (i have you on linkedin and we go to the same school)

dude's mentioned in other courses how much he hates teaching compilers

[earnest hatch]

There's an actual company called Hooli hiring a Product Design Intern https://www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/3451502951

[sinful locust]

I've personally never had him but I did want to take that course. Seems interesting

yeap ty

[safe minnow]

Compilers are inherently hard

[sinful locust]

collectively destroying tanz's optimism for compilers lmfao

you got this bro 🫡

[somber solstice]

i do NOT want to work in web dev

boring work

i hate frontend with a passion

and backend isn't particularly interesting

i will be ml, compiler, hpc, or sre no cap

research is interesting ngl

[dense tinsel]

yeah but like

its not interesting

like at all

to me

[somber solstice]

ive made backend APIs and hosted using aws and a bit of load balancing + set up https

using database too

i barely touch frontend bcz whenever i do

it makes me want to die

it's so boring coding in html css js

[safe minnow]

🤔

[dense tinsel]

i still fidn it horrendously boring

ml/ai is so fun but gosh its so darn difficult

i cant do shit in it lol

like with a webapp i can google some stuff, read flask docs,hey look i have a webapp

[somber solstice]

nah it's just tedious

[dense tinsel]

but ml/ai first of all my pc sucks

[somber solstice]

and tedious work makes me literally fall asleep

like i actually get a headache and fall asleep when i touch frotnned

it not for me bruh

[dense tinsel]

and thats a huge issue especially with DNNs and CNNs with like 12+ layerws

i cant css for my life

like i literally have to search up how to write a css class

yeah well i think thats part of the cool part of it

[safe minnow]

Yeah I find being able to deploy my own website and stuff the programming equivalent of life skills

[dense tinsel]

turning raw, bad data into stuff you can use in ml models is nice

and then the mdoel itself is so cool

all the algorithms, the way u do stuff

wait what

ml/ai eng doesnt do that?

ohi ok

thats fine

but learning about the theory

ya

also i asked about this on reddit

holy shit ppl are so toxic

every comment is just

"omg ur 15 u must be troll"

yeah

webapp for ml model

wait reverie arent u like 17

how'd u get this cracked

ur only 2 years older than me

[somber solstice]

ofc

i want to do ml research

not ml.in industry

acc idk abt ml research

🙏

[sinful locust]

speaking of, should I take computer vision this sem

i want to but its hard

[ivory ocean]

And NOW

I present

the maximum number of buffalos while still being a grammatically correct sentence and not exceeding Discord's 2000 character limit

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wdym AI could never do what I just did

Ladies and gents you are laying eyes upon 248 copies of the word buffalo

which, taken as a sentence, describe a recursive chain of 83 buffalos from buffalo who are being buffalo'd by other buffalos from buffalo

[safe minnow]

10head

[ivory ocean]

I will take my emote reactions whenever the crowd will give them

[sinful locust]

do professors care about coursework if u want research in their lab

[ivory ocean]

this is bullshit I mathematically calculated the number of bufallos I can fit and still work and didn't get a single fucking wazowski

im leaving for the night

[safe minnow]

[sinful locust]

?

[dense tinsel]

b/c then everyone says oh ask ur prof

and i dont wanna correct them

like this is a genuine question ia sked

and i get 0 serious answers

all just touch grass bs

and 1 kys

[somber solstice]

don't need to, ik all of the professors bcz they're my parents drinking buddies

[dense tinsel]

well yes but its at a cc

which i dont think is good

and idk if credits transferrable

plus its really bad

it doesnt even have liknear algebra

[safe minnow]

Also it’s about learning the knowledge more than anything

Not just the credits

[sinful locust]

i think there's a udemy course teaching all the math behind basic ML

[safe minnow]

You say you want to do ML, then cover the prereqs

I believe it’s a pretty simple equation

[somber solstice]

my jr high math teacher would tho

[sinful locust]

if you asked the same question in a piano reddit about starting beethoven sonatas before learning scales you'd get the same hate

[somber solstice]

i touched some ml but very lightly

no cap

[dense tinsel]

theyre so mean and aggressive tho

[somber solstice]

my middle school math teacher literally taught me everything ik abt competitive math

[dense tinsel]

my hs cs teacher like

teaches a year of dsa

but doesnt know what github is

i dont feel like im years ahead of everyone

[sinful locust]

go get a gf

stop

[dense tinsel]

lmao

like in terms of knowledge sure but in terms of actual skill not really

[sinful locust]

YOU HAVE THE REST OF UR LIFE TO SLAVE AWAY AT A FUCKING DESK JOB

THESE ARE THE ONLY YEARS U GET TO HAVE FOR URSELF

[safe minnow]

The best person I know at math was my dads friend who medaled at IMO

[sinful locust]

https://tinyurl.com/yc2mdp92

[dense tinsel]

W

[somber solstice]

i went to a public school in the midwest

💀

[sinful locust]

ONE DAY UR GONNA WAKE UP REGERTING ALL THE TIME U SPENT PREPARING FOR SOME DUMB COMPANY

AND UR GONNA BE TOO OLD BY THAT TIME

[dense tinsel]

havent started it

basically i have lots of APs and no time to code

unless i start studying super efficiently

[somber solstice]

true

[dense tinsel]

my gpa comes first.

period

[somber solstice]

im studying poetry rn no cap

[safe minnow]

💀

[sinful locust]

YOU ONLY GET TO BE YOUNG ONCE

[dense tinsel]

so im working on getting good study habits, then when i have time i grind ml or smth

[sinful locust]

@dense tinsel https://tinyurl.com/yc2mdp92

for me it was more like

hs (sports team n shi was fun) > internships > uni

thats cracked

[safe minnow]

Pretty hit or miss

[sinful locust]

elementry was fun

ngl

[somber solstice]

true. i gotta go out more fr.

[sinful locust]

BRO WHEN UR IN GR10

when you're in a low income area school sucks for everyone

[dense tinsel]

its so nice

[sinful locust]

U DONT HAVE SINGLE THING TO WORRY ABOUT

[dense tinsel]

just, too much drama

[sinful locust]

GR10 DOESNT EVEN MATTER IN UNI

[somber solstice]

i STILL do this

[safe minnow]

Nah me and Tanz gonna reverse aging, we gonna be young forever

[sinful locust]

GR10 DOESNT EVEN MATTER FOR UNI

[dense tinsel]

besides SATs + APs + GPA + Colleges + internships lol

[sinful locust]

GR10 DOESNT EVEN MATTER FOR UNI

[dense tinsel]

but yeah "not much"

[sinful locust]

leak ur linkedin

[dense tinsel]

IT DOEDS A LOT

[sinful locust]

ddos urself

my guy

IT DOESNT

GR10

I HAD SHIT GRADES IN GR10

LIKE DOODOO

fixed them in gr11 and 12

got into all the canadian unis i applied to

[safe minnow]

good chat

[sinful locust]

the only program i didnt get into was loo cs

[somber solstice]

same, my most popular program was written in elementary school

[dense tinsel]

BECUZ CANADA ONLY COUNTS 11 AND 12

america counts all 4

and we have SAT

[sinful locust]

PROOF?

SOMEONE

hubspot

hubspot

huspot

[dense tinsel]

u can send senior grades

[sinful locust]

SO JUST THE LAST YEAR?

💀

HE WONT ACCEPT IT

[dense tinsel]

no freshmen, soph, junkjor

junior

[sinful locust]

12 is the most important

ong

ya

[safe minnow]

Yeah

[sinful locust]

i go to a mid-tier uni and i have interviewed

t5 or all else equal

with all the "top" companies

[safe minnow]

CS it matters less than other majors

[dense tinsel]

i messed up 10th already kinda

got a few Bs first semester

in math phyiscs and cs

screwed for t5 most likely lol

no ive been sweating school the past 2 weeks

[sinful locust]

get into a states school

chill

[dense tinsel]

to prepar for next semester

[safe minnow]

[dense tinsel]

and ill be off to the races

[sinful locust]

brother

go to a state school

[dense tinsel]

this will sound like arrogant af but i want higher than umd which is t20

also everyone in my school goes to umd

istg

and its like looked down upon kinda

[safe minnow]

What's UMD

[dense tinsel]

i think if i work hard enough and dont procrastinate i can get into t5

[sinful locust]

university of maryland

[safe minnow]

Thanks

[sinful locust]

u my dick

[dense tinsel]

not yet bro lmao

[sinful locust]

READ THAT

[dense tinsel]

the logic questions are so difficult

i gave up tbh

[sinful locust]

MF

U CANT BE A TRY HARD

AND GIVE UP

AT THE SAME TIME

[dense tinsel]

its impossible to get quant before college anyway

unless ur literally alexandr wang

[sinful locust]

larps like a try hard, gives up the 2nd its hard

[dense tinsel]

bruh

i dont larp

2nd

real

[sinful locust]

ya think im about to

type

"second"

idgf

im barely literate

na its not even a typo

me too

anime people

are sth else

hows ur app going

STFU

EXACTLY

DONT TALK ABOUT ZON

OK ENUF

SHIT POSTING

IM OUT

I HAD MY FUN

shit uni and i still got ghosted by amazon

[safe minnow]

Really? Did he write a post about it

[sinful locust]

shit uni and got offer

we aint the same

yes

[safe minnow]

Lemme check that out

He's not wrong

[sinful locust]

IM GONNA LAND HUBSPOT

JUST TO FLEX IT

GONNA TURN DOWN THE OFFER

FOR FUN

gotta assert my dominance on discord people

i have a soft spot for u

[safe minnow]

They're like two ends of a world, and big tech sorta connects the two

[hearty river]

https://tenor.com/view/love-cats-cat-cute-hug-love-gif-16191958

[safe minnow]

What the dog doin

[sinful locust]

im doing it tmr for hub (no im not)

[safe minnow]

pie -> crypto arc

[dense tinsel]

ricegum diss track from 2017 go hard

[dense tinsel]

GOD CHURCH 🔥

no because moral relativism isn't valid even at a micro level

🤓

[thin prawn]

nah this is brazy

[sinful locust]

what did i just read

GO GET ME BLEECH

im not reading the 2nd part

[safe minnow]

The second part is fine

[sinful locust]

cap

[safe minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/njpw-jado-trust-me-bro-kushida-gif-26284541

[sinful locust]

ok fine

ah

it raises a good q

well whats the answer

why do we think this?

bro i have my own hw

gib answer

[dense tinsel]

see this is why ethics classes are kinda funny

[safe minnow]

Why do we think what

[dense tinsel]

often just use basic common sense

[sinful locust]

this part "i dont know, i cant explain it, I just know its wrong"

[safe minnow]

Oh one explanation is we've been heavily conditioned by society

[sinful locust]

yeah a lot of people overcook the shit out of pork cause theyre scared of food poisoning but our practices are pretty safe now

what kind of mental "model" leads to this rationality

[sinful locust]

well how did "society" come to this conclusion

[sinful locust]

still heavily conditioned to overcook and ruin pork

[safe minnow]

Which one?

[sinful locust]

wdym which one

the one we're in

[safe minnow]

Like the conclusion that incest is still bad even if we remove the offspring issue?

[sinful locust]

idk

well assuming

you get rid of the negative side

is it still bad?

condom + birth control it's not bad anymore, nobody loses

Which?

like what

ah thats a good point

grooming n shi

might be the reason

why they did it in the first place

Wym by grooming

assuming one of them is older

ya

[safe minnow]

Well, I'd argue that contraceptives was a rather recent invention (over the course of humankind's existence), and having society condition you into believing incest was bad was probably incredibly beneficial before then, and the beliefs can easily be carried on

[sinful locust]

ya

that makes sense

It is

no

he just said

[safe minnow]

Is it recent?

[sinful locust]

incent has been banned for a long time

Incest between cousins was pretty common back in the day

and for good reason

got them killed

[sinful locust]

In other countries you can still find this today

[lofty sage]

imo the real ethics question here is whether it's racist to make the people french

[sinful locust]

no

they're french

[safe minnow]

Isn't it written in the bible that incest was a sin, the idea that it was bad must have been around for a while

[sinful locust]

most religions say it

[safe minnow]

Yup

[sinful locust]

Definitely happened in my country, and India and Bangladesh

bro imagine this

[safe minnow]

This is probably built into evolution itself not to like it

[sinful locust]

u grow up w a sister (around the same age as u)

u wont find her attractive

like if ur a normal person

u wont be able to look at ur sister like that

its just down right fucked up

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

u probs still wont find her attractive

cuz genetics n shi

[static spindle]

🤨

[sinful locust]

ya its like our thing

[static spindle]

what is going on here

[sinful locust]

you

is going on

[static spindle]

[safe minnow]

I'm glad I will never have to deal with this kinda shit in my life

[sinful locust]

dont jinx it bro

based

[safe minnow]

Kinda like those horrible would you rather questions

[sinful locust]

im that friend

who asks those

would u rather qs

always sparks some funny convos

[static spindle]

ironically this exactly what happens in JJBA part 6 if anyone has seen it

[safe minnow]

There is nothing to jinx

[sinful locust]

jjba?

whats that

[safe minnow]

A popular anime

[sinful locust]

oh anime

[safe minnow]

I believe

[sinful locust]

[static spindle]

just me then

[safe minnow]

Also it’s spelled without the es, jojo’s

[sinful locust]

yo change of topic

push ups are probs

the most underrated

form of exercise

[safe minnow]

How are they under rated

[sinful locust]

we dont talk about em enuf

ya ive started doing them

and i can already see the benefits

[safe minnow]

Push ups are like the easiest and one of the most effective form of exercise

I’m pretty sure a lot of people know that too

[sinful locust]

just crank a few everyday

and after a few month

[safe minnow]

Idk about under rated

[sinful locust]

ull see the benefits

[sinful locust]

they are man

most mfs dont do em

not even jim rats

running for like 20 light mins makes ur day feel 3x better

eh

[safe minnow]

I like running 10 heavy

[sinful locust]

running in a wh*te neighbourhood aint it

i fabricated this data

[safe minnow]

Same

[sinful locust]

no

[safe minnow]

Walking is pleasant but time inefficient imo

[sinful locust]

like 4-6

[safe minnow]

Yeah 4-6 is a light jog no?

If you mean mph

[sinful locust]

yeah jog = light run is same shit to me

[safe minnow]

I’m thinking closer to 6

Yeah

[sinful locust]

3 is walking

[safe minnow]

You can walk that or you’re incredibly short

Like I mean 4 feet something

Genuinely

[sinful locust]

3.5 mph is the fastest I can walk, i can walk a 4 but i look ridiculous doing it

4 is a "late for class and i dont want some1 to take my seat" type walk

you can

guaranteed

even if you were classified as overweight/obese I think you could

[safe minnow]

Physically or mentally

[quaint bolt]

walk with boots and train your legs

[bleak storm]

Netflix (security) vs dropbox (likely system not confirm yet) for trading?

[sinful locust]

feel like you can feel it in your brain when the cardio is working

its that pressure/deoxygenated feeling

[earnest hatch]

Netflix, but keep in mind you're gonna have to relocate to Los Gatos if your goal is to return full-time. If you're okay with that then go for it!

[dapper frigate]

Where can I go to find some internships

[earnest hatch]

Handshake

[sinful locust]

internship shop

[earnest hatch]

[sinful locust]

i once wrote process *for a certain company and got hit up by 3-4 people within 2 mins

i deleted the post

[gentle latch]

Who deleting they messages
I see u 👀👀

Bulking making me tired
Too many refined carbs
Gotta cut back on that
Hbu?

[earnest hatch]

@sinful locust WTF man! I asked you for Netflix interview answers a second ago, answer my DM!

[gentle latch]

Oh it sent last time lol

[cyan garnet]

Has anyone done a cohere interview

I am sending email tonight or tmrw

writing resume rn

[hallow scroll]

@sinful locust WTF man! I asked you for your only fans account a second ago, answer my DM!

[gentle latch]

@sinful locust WTF man! I asked you for your only fans account a second ago, answer my DM!

[sinful locust]

How hard is atlassian interview?

@sinful locust WTF man! I asked you for your only fans account a second ago, answer my DM!

[gentle latch]

Leetcode is gaming

Does anyone else feel this way? Like leetcode is basically just a puzzle game

[robust bridge]

Should I not do a middleware internship if I am interested in backend?

[robust bridge]

How do you all choose an internship when all the offers are somewhat similar?

[gentle latch]

My opinion is that it's much better than nothing
I think internship experience in any part of the stack is worthwhile even if you're targeting future roles in a different part of the stack

[robust bridge]

I have other offers where I will likely focus on backend but they pay a bit less

[gentle latch]

By similar offers, do you mean pay?
If the pay is basically the same, I would then start looking at work-life balance, resume power, tech stack, and if the work interests you

[robust bridge]

Yeah similar pay and resume value

[gentle latch]

I would go for the backend jobs then
Since they'd lead to you more likely landing a backend role in the future imo

[dense tinsel]

lmao my reddit post all my comments are so ratioed

-20 karma, -15, etc.

its literlaly a valid concern of mine that i might stop learning ml becuz its difficult rn

and everyone flames instead of helping me

yes ik

its just still kinda upsetting

[thorn quartz]

nonsense

u need more

that is why you are tired

you are tired because you dont have enough refined carbs

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckf uckf cufkc ufkc fuck fuckf ucfkfuckfuckfukc

im going to read the syllabuses so ahrd

[robust bridge]

Also, last follow up question. If I need to do my summer internship remotely so I can do a fall internship in-person, does it make sense to do the summer internship remotely even though I may not be choosing the best one (an in-person one is better)? More simply, does it make sense to bet on getting a good fall internship?

[hallow scroll]

i wouldnt make a decision like that banking on a fall internship

[thorn quartz]

is 570 mandatory lecutre

?

because i dont get on campus till thursdya

and dont want F

[hallow scroll]

offseason stuff isnt guaranteed and a lot harder then summer internships, so I would just ignore making decisions like that

[thorn quartz]

F will make sad

[soft basin]

with these layoffs goin on rn a fall internship may not even be guaranteed

[hallow scroll]

yea i thought id be chilling getting a winter internship but all the companies i interviewed for had like 7 spots and I wasn't him so i failed my interviews

[soft basin]

yeah at this rate i’d be lucky to get a local part time internship

[thorn quartz]

wtf

[hallow scroll]

damn wtf

[thorn quartz]

report

?

[hallow scroll]

same

[soft basin]

someone from my school got cisco meraki winter tho

😭

[hallow scroll]

meraki stay ghosting me

3 interns for summer 1 intern for fall

[soft basin]

jeez

[reef perch]

time to go to mexico

[soft basin]

i can only do remote for fall

so i can graduate in spring

[wanton kernel]

anyone do bitgo or addepar interviews?

[hallow scroll]

i did bitgo

for fall 2022

[wanton kernel]

oh cool, how is it, did you have 2 45min technicals?

[hallow scroll]

for the final?

[wanton kernel]

im not sure, thats all they told me

[hallow scroll]

my process was oa -> 1 45min technical -> 20min recruiter call -> 2x45 interviews for final
final was 1 lc problem and the second interview was more of a deep dive on a past internship project

like technical wise with languages and stuff

maybe thats what they meant or maybe its changed since i did the interview

[wanton kernel]

oh ok, they said both were algorithmic questions that are not language specific. I’m applying from an internal job board so my process might be a little different. What level of leetcode were they?

[hallow scroll]

the actual final was easy though, I got asked num of islands for the leetcode and the deep dive I dont remember too much tbh but it was stuff like explaining the techstack for stuff ive worked on and design decisions i made during the internship

[wanton kernel]

got it, thanks for the detailed response!

[hallow scroll]

yep yep, GL. Shouldn't be too bad

[sinful locust]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1019843250233815100/1067287137621397544/1533400879084.png

rate my resume

[soft basin]

why u got the censored one

[dense tinsel]

dear lord what is that

[soft basin]

the ideal resume

[cyan garnet]

if someone wants to roast a highschoolers resume... https://discord.com/channels/698366411864670250/1067295593812197446

[gloomy plover]

I’m an anime profile

[sinful locust]

why roast

looks great