2023_summer

[hardy patrol]

2 days

they gave me verbal offer at the end of the interview

[silent flax]

do i have to fill these out for every job application??

cuz that would take alot of time☠️

[hallow scroll]

no way palantir 2024 is open lol that has to be wrong

[silent flax]

?

[hallow scroll]

?

[silent flax]

were u replying to me or

someone else

lmao

i'm confused

[hallow scroll]

nobody

[silent flax]

oh wait nvm

i'm dumb

😭

[hallow scroll]

all good haha

[gentle latch]

Some apps just have you drop your resume

[sinful locust]

lmfao fr

but they only hiring 2024 grads

“this should be last internship before grad”

so it’s legit like a new grad trial

and if they like you you get RO lmfao

[hallow scroll]

yeah so probably december 2024 grads maybe?

its weird tho maybe they just reopened for summer 2023 and simplify tagged it as a 2024 internship

[sinful locust]

yeah idrk

seems weird

[soft basin]

how the fuck is palantir already out

[silent flax]

havent found any yet☠️

i applied to like 3 today and i didnt include my education,exp,etc lmao i just submitted resume

will that hurt?

cuz i plan on applying to like 50-60 today hopefully

[gentle latch]

Maybe lol
You should use simplify

[gentle latch]

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/simplify-–-autofill-your/pbanhockgagggenencehbnadejlgchfc/related

[silent flax]

ahh

i dont want to add my gpa

nor start date

[gloomy plover]

my friend knew one of the simplify founders from high school

kind of crazy

[sand pendant]

link?

[hallow scroll]

check intern postings

why did simplify mark it as recently posted

[sand pendant]

I checked, don't see anywhere mentioned it's for 2024

[earnest hatch]

I don't know who's messing up but #intern_postings_old keeps tagging internships as Spring when they're actually summer

[hallow scroll]

yeah its probably an error lol I was saying how it most likely was

[sick oar]

its not

like it is but its probably summer 2023

or off season

[static spindle]

merge paying 10k for a 10 week internship in New York

[fierce token]

Does PLTR even do visa sponsorship, iirc no right

[hallow scroll]

wagons got an offer so mayb

[hallow scroll]

i thought they were a cool high paying startup till i saw the 20/hr in sf and nyc

[gentle latch]

Maybe @quaint bolt knows

[static spindle]

i thought that was a last year thing, and maybe they did remote

[quaint bolt]

they do

[static spindle]

but nope

its in person and 25/hr

[hallow scroll]

😭

[quaint bolt]

they won't hire you for fdse tho unless you're a us citizen

[stable badger]

$25/hr is foodstamp in sf and nyc

[quaint bolt]

other people were able to switch around, my palantir offer was just regular swe intern

[hallow scroll]

palantir winter 😍

[quaint bolt]

L

[safe minnow]

That makes sense

Don’t you work with gov and stuff

[scenic sluice]

i applied to google like 6 months but no application is on google jobs did i do something wrong

[quaint bolt]

most likely, but maybe not

one fdse interviewer worked at ferrari hq for 6 months

[fierce token]

Yo wagons are you in Seattle rn

[quaint bolt]

no

[hallow scroll]

isnt dev really shush shush gov work, i think forward is working with their customers and building software for them

[fierce token]

[quaint bolt]

no dev is just working on palantir products

[safe minnow]

Sounds kinda cool

[quaint bolt]

fdse is govt stuff

[hallow scroll]

ohhh

makes sense

[quaint bolt]

im afraid you've been ghosted

[fierce token]

You gotta get shake shack when you’re there

[scenic sluice]

i found it it was on my other goog account

[hallow scroll]

maybe you simply applied on a wrong email

[scenic sluice]

when did US step close i applied to the taiwan one on accident 💀

[quaint bolt]

it closed a while ago lol

[scenic sluice]

L

[quaint bolt]

I should hope google interns know how to read

[scenic sluice]

i don't know how to read

how much does google pay interns

[hallow scroll]

3 dabloon

[scenic sluice]

1 shilling

[reef perch]

which FAANG+/Big N companies apart from Google ask for transcripts for SWE interns (either in the application, or after accepting an offer)? and do they care at all or is it just for verifying info?

may have failed a couple classes and have some unwarranted notation on my transcript, but i have a strong enough resume to have gotten msft/amzn OAs and almost got an offer from a bank that got rescinded due to headcount issues

at what point do they ask for transcripts (and do they even ask transcripts for interns) specifically for interns? Is it generally as soon as you get the offer, or is it only if/when you accept a return offer (end of internship)?

[gentle latch]

Like 43 per hour

[outer turtle]

I heard that they pay in prestige

[hallow scroll]

most of the time they dont care

[hardy patrol]

paid in exposure

[reef perch]

yeah but like do they ask though?

i got put on probation

and have a W and 2 failures and good standing warning

and got assigned an advisor so i'm kinda scared

[hallow scroll]

rarely

some background checks ask for it but its for school verification purposes

[outer turtle]

What is LRS?

[hallow scroll]

not sure for broader big n but google is the only faang that asks for transcripts when applying and they will still interview you/give you an offer as long as you preform well enough

[dull gale]

yo fellas how would you put "specialist" at the Apple Store on your cv? i basically just sold shit and helped people set up their devices but is there a good way to spin it on my cv if i'm applying for internships for the summer?

[reef perch]

my intials lmao

[reef perch]

damn alright thanks

that's relieving

[outer turtle]

Oh ok lol I thought it was a LeetCode problem like LCS and LIS

[reef perch]

LRU cache

but there is no LRS cache

i wish there was

😂

[outer turtle]

I will make one for you when I become fulltime and have to interview other people

[safe minnow]

It’s like the equivalent to us applying to every company

[reef perch]

thanks bro ur the real g

ok this is another unsolicited question, but i lied about a lot of stuff on my resume

i said i was USACO gold and my friend even though my github got suspended, used my friend's and explained crypto projects as my own

but i got offers from a couple companies

and they didn't verify anything

am i good? or do i need to worry?

like if i accept an offer

cuz there is no way they can verify this stuff

[sinful locust]

what

why would u say that

lol

there’s like zero reason

[earnest brook]

just finished c3, that wasn't bad

[safe minnow]

You probably don’t need to worry

But also

[sinful locust]

no reason to cap ab that

[reef perch]

i mean i regret lying about stuff so i'm gonna actually learn solidity and MERN and build a replica of those projects myself

[sinful locust]

but i mean i doubt they’d check it

[reef perch]

wait like do they even check githubs?

cuz i can't believe that they read your resume for 10 seconds and are able to check github with that time

[scenic sluice]

bro just plagiarizing a career, nice strat

[safe minnow]

Waste of time

[reef perch]

damn

MEAN though 😎

[jaunty cove]

I put specialist

Lol

[scenic sluice]

i hope they check ur shit bro u shouldn't be allowed to claim someone else's work as your own and get hired based off it imo

[reef perch]

really?

i made bronze

[safe minnow]

Yeah

[reef perch]

and then stopped

i actually qualed for USAMO

but they prob don't care about that

[jaunty cove]

[reef perch]

why?

[safe minnow]

This for big tech?

[reef perch]

will they actually give me more lc hards for mentioning usaco?

[jaunty cove]

Dudeee

[static spindle]

usamo would matter if you made it to their camp or whatever its called

[reef perch]

i did notice my interview questions i didn't get a single easy. got 2 hards at chick fil a

but never thought that would be a reason

[scenic sluice]

who's still hiring rn

[reef perch]

wat?

[reef perch]

capital one just opened again

[scenic sluice]

SRS?

[reef perch]

you can prob have a good shot with that

[static spindle]

definitely doesn't look worse lol

[scenic sluice]

what if i already applied, you gotta apply again? to c1

[static spindle]

but bronze is very bad to put on a resume

[reef perch]

yeah lmao

[safe minnow]

[scenic sluice]

cap

https://www.capitalonecareers.com/search-jobs?orgIds=1732&acm=4412&alrpm=ALL&ascf=[{"key":"custom_fields.Campus","value":"Internships"}]

its only cyber security intenr

pog?

[reef perch]

yeah

and product development

but that counts right?

[scenic sluice]

cyber gives me bad vibes for some reason

[reef perch]

wait but i still can't believe, if i mention usaco, then i'll get more leetcode hards

really??

amazon hires a lot of cyber i heard

[static spindle]

no. but dont mention usaco unless ur plat or smth

[reef perch]

amazon isn't safe for full time

for intern though

sign me up

lol

[safe minnow]

Bro I bet half your interviewers don’t know what it is

[reef perch]

i did OA1 yesterday for amazon

[reef perch]

tf really?

[safe minnow]

Yeah it’s a HS thing

If you said ICPC

[static spindle]

my interviewer today didn't know what competitive programming is lol

[safe minnow]

Yeah that would make sense

Not USACO

[reef perch]

gawd damn i was so stressing and jealous at those usaco gold/plat mfs in high school and this semester

LOL

[safe minnow]

You ain’t in HS no more

[reef perch]

does ICPC even matter that much?

time/reward wise?

[static spindle]

unless ur cracked no

[safe minnow]

Wdym reward

If you like it

It’s good reward

[reef perch]

nah i mean like

it looks good on resume

for all the hefty time it requires for getting good at

[scenic sluice]

ICPC is pretty fun even though i'm trash at it its still good experience

[safe minnow]

For quant? Idk how important it is for big tech

[reef perch]

lol i don't really like CP that much

i like math problems more

project euler

but no one cares about project euler

[sinful locust]

what year are u in

[static spindle]

given the fact that ur already in college and haven't done ICPC, you won't be able to get good enough before graduating without sacrificing your life

[scenic sluice]

based

[reef perch]

the only class i got an A+ in last semester was my analysis class

[scenic sluice]

it's too late for all of us

[reef perch]

almost failed every other class

lol

[reef perch]

ok so prob not worth it for me rn then lmao

thanks

also why are you a c1 hater?

offer rescinded or some?

[safe minnow]

[reef perch]

sorry

no i don't

[static spindle]

because they suck

[reef perch]

well i do

but i haven't accepted any offers yet

i need to

[scenic sluice]

y

[reef perch]

get a girlfriend

how do i do that?

[static spindle]

it just be that way

simple as

[scenic sluice]

:^)

[scenic sluice]

see this
#2023_summer message

[reef perch]

got it

also a lot of my usaco gold/plat friends tell me usaco barely helped them with leetcode

i don't really get how

like i thought usaco problems were a lot harder than lc problems

[jaunty cove]

leetcode

[reef perch]

yeah this girl helped me out with a leetcode problem once

now she won't talk to me anymore

[mild pendant]

I have done 2 technicals already for bloomberg, is this the final?

“Thank you for taking the time to meet with us today. As a next step, we would like to schedule a follow up interview with you and one of our recruiters. This call will last about 30 minutes in length and is purely behavioral. Can you please provide availability for this week and next week?”

[safe minnow]

Not quite

There’s an EM round after that

[soft basin]

unfortunately bloomberg has an annoying process their intern is the same as ng

[safe minnow]

Also I think the recruiter call is impossible to fail

It’s more of a feedback session more than anything

[mild pendant]

I’m curious cause I got sourced from a conference and they selected me for it so I thought process might have been shorter or something

[mild pendant]

Yea not worried about it

[mild pendant]

What’s EM like?

[safe minnow]

Standard stuff, I forget already

It’s been too long

[quiet plover]

I would kill for Meta fr

[gentle latch]

Meta

[quiet plover]

We will get a gf mr juda

[gentle latch]

I'll see you there, mr paff

[kind lagoon]

heard from my friend at meta that all the positions are basically just up because they are, they aint hiring

[sharp sedge]

they are doing a program this year

applications open this month

[jaunty cove]

my interview is with an EM, i feel like thats scarier

[frail cape]

what is better, amazon or lyft?

[jaunty cove]

referral

[frail cape]

[jaunty cove]

and ig internship at a company that does embedded

[frail cape]

i c

[jaunty cove]

yes

[earnest hatch]

I managed to get an interview from cold emailing, but they've always ghosted me since then

[jaunty cove]

hm

December 16

Thanks

[frail cape]

lyft also had layoffs

neither zon or lyft is safe

[jaunty cove]

yes

[summer vector]

ill look into this

[summer vector]

who 👀

[jaunty cove]

summer, because im graduating next december

[gloomy plover]

joe

[summer vector]

nice

[gloomy plover]

dude i think it was you

or your co-founders

[jaunty cove]

in hindsight i should have said fall too ig

[summer vector]

who's your friend

[earnest hatch]

Well my grandma knew one of the simplify founders from elementary school

Beat that

[gloomy plover]

shesh

[earnest hatch]

[jaunty cove]

i have no idea

i havent done that

but they do hire by team

for example i stalked the interviewers linkedin and he made a post about wanting interns

for their team

[outer turtle]

There is noway Meta SWE Summer 2023 opens up this month. They rescinded all return offers from GE interns. There will be no internship/new grad 2023 for Meta, in my opinion.

[gloomy plover]

my doctor asked me if i applied goldman sachs for internship a couple of days ago along with all the big names

then this appears in my feed xd

same with amazon

[outer turtle]

So you think Meta 2023 SWE internships will open, but not NG?

I feel like there's a risk of no return offers at other companies like Amazon too

Apple is the only one safe

Can't get safer than that

[jaunty cove]

They are on a hiring freeze too

arent they

[outer turtle]

No clue

But the interns that already got an offer with them will definitely be considered for return offers imo

[gloomy plover]

jesus christ the guy who interviewed me for an intern role got laid off 4 days ago

[silent flax]

having these questions kinda make it obvio that imma get auto rejected as an intl student for this f😭

[scarlet pike]

why does the new palantir internship posting say fall 2024??

[sinful locust]

p sure its spring 2024

[devout jewel]

Not a lot of ppl got returns

A few ppl got it

[bleak storm]

https://www.nvidia.com/content/dam/en-zz/Solutions/careers/university-recruiting/corporate-web-hr-ur-digital-flyer-job-description.pdf summary of role on nvidia intern and new grad

[final forum]

You can only use this command in 2022_winter_intern_process, 2022_summer_intern_process, 2022_grad_process, 2022_fall_intern_process, 2023_summer_intern_process, 2023_winter_intern_process, 2023_grad_process

[summer vector]

its because it was filed on palantir's ats system as spring cycle, ill confirm for you guys if its actually spring

[static spindle]

you emailed your recruiters and still no response?

gap

[soft basin]

at least u learned abt their red flags before getting the internship

ppl shit on c1 but i feel they are a good safety job for new grad

like when i talked to the interviewer for behavioral she talked abt how good the wlb was

like id want to work there

i feel maybe goldman has more prestige?

i hope i can skip c1 new grad final next yr

since i did final this yr

since their ng and intern process is p much the same

i heard someone who ws able to skip the interview portion

they only have 1 step for interview

it goes oa -> powerday

might change next season tho idk

[static spindle]

[soft basin]

yeah i was one of them

and i got to the offer stage but amazon beat em 😈

[outer turtle]

Used to be Amazon good pay and high return offer

[soft basin]

bruh think of it this way u dont choose the company, the company chooses you

[outer turtle]

Now idk

[soft basin]

so like get ur offers and try evaluating which one is the best next yr when u get em

u could always renege if u get better too

yeah id gladly take 140k ng

[outer turtle]

wym for free?

[soft basin]

idt apple uses react native tho

wouldnt they use swift more?

[outer turtle]

Do they ask you this in interviews?

[soft basin]

bruh to get interview u gotta bother the ems

[outer turtle]

Is there a list of ems?

[soft basin]

idk dawg

search through linkedin

robinhood i feel is good on resume tho

[outer turtle]

IDK... I don't think they are in a good spot financially.

I might be wrong

Yeah but I feel they will layoff more

[soft basin]

idk if the economy will be better next yr

the only reason why tech boomed so much was cuz of covid and everyone was home stuck online

[outer turtle]

I hope it booms again (for non-covid reasons obviously)

Hoping the metaverse becomes a big thing by 2025

[soft basin]

also the rich are just greedy 🤷‍♂️

[outer turtle]

Everyone should get a Quest 2

This will not only help Meta

It will help every other company that will follow and create new jobs for all of us

[soft basin]

what’s the big thing in tech rn anyways?

[outer turtle]

Used to be cloud

Now even cloud is slowing down

[sharp sedge]

they reached out to me, saying explicitly, that they will be opening internship applications and starting interview process this month

[real sedge]

They prob will

[soft basin]

im not so sure on that one

the recruiters are giving so many diff answers

[earnest hatch]

I don't trust Meta

[soft basin]

more like mida

[open horizon]

Anyone know the process for two sigma swe intern?

[sinful locust]

whats process for jane street

[safe minnow]

Wdym

[sinful locust]

i have interview soon how to prep

other than blog

leetcode med?

[near swallow]

why is this a thing u freaking gremlins

@sinful locust who r u

[slim slate]

meta L

[sinful locust]

can't say

[slim slate]

ban him just in case

[near swallow]

that narrows it down to like 78 people

2 of which are my friends

1 of which is insane

[sinful locust]

no

why

[slim slate]

because why not

[near swallow]

eh it's whatever at this point lol we all know banned people come back

[sinful locust]

because i was banned for dumb reason

[near swallow]

as long as u aint goku levels

[sinful locust]

👼

no sir

[safe minnow]

[sinful locust]

no im not a gamer

[near swallow]

if it was for a dumb reason like got hacked should just dm me

shoulda stayed lowkey lol

[safe minnow]

I wonder why they’re so drawn here

[sinful locust]

do i need leetcode for jane street?

easy or med? the tagged was only 1 question

[near swallow]

dont help this person, they are banned with alt

[sinful locust]

ok ty

based

[near swallow]

!remindme ban imbackbackagain again for the 2nd time, 3 days

[warped dagger]

Alright bean_pancakes, I'll remind you about ban imbackbackagain again for the 2nd time, in 3 days. ID: 52584582

[sinful locust]

https://tenor.com/view/jinki948-cat-shocked-shocked-face-shock-gif-22585372

[near swallow]

@obtuse nebula

[sinful locust]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-michael-scott-turntables-gif-12190345

[static spindle]

omg sushi comeback??

[sinful locust]

https://tenor.com/view/pewdiepie-9year-old-army-t-gay-congratulations-for-legal-reasons-thats-a-joke-gif-13924557

why was sushi banned?

[hardy patrol]

all sushi had to do was put a couple of points into charisma and maybe wisdom

wouldve joined the mount rushmore of cscd regulars

every day im like yea ill do lc today

then i proceed not to do it

[sinful locust]

based

[gentle latch]

rizzma

[hardy patrol]

its not sushi

[tulip aspen]

its me

[hardy patrol]

but if he was willing to cheat on amazon final then hes motivated enough to make an alt to lurk while i dunk on him with RPG references

[reef perch]

chatgpt 😂

lool i used chatgpt to debug code yesterday for OA1

actually goated

for the last problem lmao

yea

the easiest one

bro r u tryna dox me or something

amazon

oh

they have 3 OAs

🤣

yeah for interns

i think for full time too idk

no like it's only one interview for amazon

1st oa is like debug java code

2nd one is leetcode

3rd is like a behavioural simulation

it's an online assessment

not an interview

no way i would do it during an interview 💀

but anyone who does is a legend

and should share their trade secrets

and get fired

i have no idea

which sushi?

@spring forum @remote sequoia @onyx steeple @lone gorge @cinder laurel @rocky jetty @dusk finch @topaz portal @undone hatch @plush wind

sorry all but one sushi but i have to know how

ohh lmaoo

[hardy patrol]

this guy

[safe minnow]

[sinful locust]

my anduril interviewer said i could use whatever i want

and bro said including chatgpt

lol

[reef perch]

goated

[sinful locust]

my friend used chatgpt and got robinhood lmai

lmao

interbiews are so easy to cheese online

when they used to be irl a couple of years before covid

they were authentic

[reef perch]

LOL

I’m using chatgpt for all of oa2 tmrw

[sinful locust]

for whay

[reef perch]

@sinful locust you still have hope for internships. I only began applying November and got OAs to Amazon Microsoft capital one and got offers from a couple small companies with little relevant experience

And I’m a freshman

At a non MIT/Stanford school

Ohh ok

I have an OA2 tmrw don’t ruin my hope bud

But yeah i think

Like chick fil a interview went well too and I didn’t get it cuz headcount

Wdym?

For internship?

What?

I took OA1 yesterday though

Will I not get another one?

I’m confused

[sinful locust]

tf

amazon still hiring?

[safe minnow]

Wtf is going on

[wraith gazelle]

@north portal

[reef perch]

I applied November

So prob not

[sinful locust]

yeha and i applied august

[reef perch]

Wait so will I just get ghosted then?

[sinful locust]

and still no oa

lmfso

[reef perch]

Damn bad luck then

[sinful locust]

yeah

are u a soph

or junior

[safe minnow]

[sinful locust]

STOOP

final matati

[reef perch]

Freshman but listed graduation date as 2024

[sinful locust]

oh ur chillin

[reef perch]

So they think I’m a junior

[sinful locust]

u have time

[reef perch]

How so?

[sinful locust]

jus try to get anything this year

ur a freshman my guy

[reef perch]

I’m still getting waitlisted then right?

[sinful locust]

u have time

yo get an internship

to

[reef perch]

Ohh right

I see

[sinful locust]

yeah ofc

[reef perch]

Yeah makes sense

I have a small company offer lined up but idk if I should accept

Or take summer classes to graduate sooner

[tulip aspen]

yes

[reef perch]

But my gpa is so low I can’t lmao

[safe minnow]

How low

[reef perch]

2.4

[tulip aspen]

damn

[safe minnow]

Are you on academic probation

[reef perch]

Wait fr? Bruh that’s so goated

[safe minnow]

Uhhh

Idk about that

[tulip aspen]

does ur university have high grade defaltion

[reef perch]

No but there was this academic warning notation on my transcript

[reef perch]

No I just took too many hard classes

Like 3 400 level proof classes when I didn’t know how to write a proof a week before the semester began

Got an A+ in one of them

But failed two others and did horribly in every other class

[safe minnow]

Did your advisor not say anything

[reef perch]

Actually sort of

[reef perch]

No

I had an invincibility complex from high school lol

And I failed

[north portal]

lol

[safe minnow]

Your advisor is an L

[north portal]

im chilling

literally just vibing

fdoc was cool

im really happy cuz my teachers seem to be chill, 2 of my supposed "weedout" classes give open note exams

which scares me cuz why is the average still a 60 on exams if they give them open note for like a couple years now

wbu Krishna?

lol

[azure idol]

hey guys has anyone done the nintendo final interview yet? I was wondering what things to specifically prep for

[north portal]

?

no its semester

no our semester stars now

jan9-may5-6

and then august 22-december 16

is that not normal?

literally every school i know does something within a margin of a week or so of those dates

[azure idol]

nintendo final interview

[north portal]

ah ok

[near swallow]

the only people who ask this are the ones who come back w/an alt

[bleak storm]

i’m quite curious lmao

what happened lol

[north portal]

did he even realize he was kicked

he had the entire server blocked no?

honestly it was funny as fuck

[maiden wing]

not sure if this is the place to post this but my company has a position for Associate Engineer (Software Engineering) Internship/Co-op May-Aug 2023.

-apart of the cloud engineering team working with AWS
-Python, NoSQL, and React.js experience
-AWS Lambda, SQS and S3 are an asset

message me if you're interested and I can provide you with the link. you can list me as a referral, and if you provide me your name, I'll let the recruiter know I referred you.

should mention it's in Halifax, Canada, but can be remote

[wide socket]

lmao

[fickle ivy]

we should have a poker channel in here

i just realized

[bold elm]

Done with 300+ application... Nothing so far... FML

[fickle ivy]

be hopeful @bold elm i know u can do it

[random tide]

https://tenor.com/view/exterminador-do-futuro-gif-20118743

he'll b back

the lore will never end

[safe minnow]

Anyone have access to Meta's blind channels capable of confirming that Meta going on a hiring spree in Feb isn't bullshit?

[sinful locust]

in feb?

thought it was this month

[near swallow]

no evidence one way or the other

just assume no

assume all big tech is closed no cap

just assume the absolute worst

[safe minnow]

Yeah heard sometime relatively soon, was thinking about if the stocks were gonna go up because of it

[safe minnow]

Rip

[chrome bison]

Why did my scholarship program share a data analyst position that they are like ‘they do require your bachelors but no prior experience ‘ like you better be joking

Pixar just opened their stuff

[near swallow]

nvidia is not big tech it's small tech

playstation is big game not big tech

bro

[chrome bison]

What about Pixar

[near swallow]

that's big animation

ok pause...

[safe minnow]

Time to practice coding simple games

[near swallow]

bro is going to invent chess

man i can't believe chess was invented when that one guy on twitch streamed it

people got good so fast

[safe minnow]

Imo coding most of chess simply and elegantly, but also quickly is impressive

[near swallow]

yeah i main pachiti

oh wait wrong game

[half plinth]

anyone gonna be in bellevue for the summer?

[sand coral]

any update from netflix?

[static beacon]

where did u hear this?

[safe minnow]

Somewhere random on Blind, which is why I wanted to see if other people echoed that sentiment

[static beacon]

hiring spree as in hiring how many ppl?

[safe minnow]

Idk

It just mentioned hiring spree

[near swallow]

it's like a 75 min ride with a bus or two to seattle

but bellevue itself is a nice clean suburb with lots of tech offices and u will prob have a good time w/other interns

so u can just go to seattle on the weekend no probs

Who just deleted msgs

I will find you

[chrome bison]

Asking about mentally killing themselves with overcrowding their schedule

[reef perch]

i'm cracked though

does it work then?

[hazy pivot]

Doesn't seem likely, especially after this summer. I interned at Meta this past summer and they certainly aren't looking for another "hiring spree"

[jaunty cove]

die

[gentle latch]

why do you keep leaving and coming back?

[safe minnow]

Most sane CSmajor

[half plinth]

what are good websites to find housing

[jaunty cove]

i only came back for interview

[reef perch]

hub

i wonder how much the hub pays their machine learning interns

i'd be interested in doing CV work there

hubspot that is

[half plinth]

hubspot for housing?

[tribal palm]

what should I expect to pay in terms of tax% for nyc

^mainly thinking abt my housing stipend

[stable spire]

u sacrifice like 30-40k for better culture and wlb

[stable spire]

i was gonna do meta + hub so naw not weird

[cinder girder]

How is it going here

[dusty pebble]

Do you guys know anyone who's got an offer from nuro.ai (sec intern) ?

[gilded oxide]

Has anyone moved past technical round for snowflake this summer

[royal pagoda]

hate discrete structures and we're only a day in

💀

[soft basin]

wait till u take discrete 2

or automata theory

[somber solstice]

im taking automata theory next semseter

damn...

[soft basin]

overall it’s just an extension to discrete structures

[summer sequoia]

ours wasnt

[robust bridge]

Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass

[summer sequoia]

i had like some complicated shit

[sinful locust]

who will say full now

[somber solstice]

nice

i did ok at discrete tbh

not amaizng

but ok

[north portal]

ayo

comp sci classes suck

wtf is this bullshit

I gotta actually attend class and participate

this is so sadge

Intro to CS

I could but slept in on that day

probably for the best

[frigid gate]

[north portal]

my cs knowledge is super half assed

[frigid gate]

Wdym

[soft basin]

zybooks is so bad

[north portal]

theres a reason my name is Finesser

no lol

nah dw

next year im going for the big fishies

[plush fiber]

@devout jewel hey! do you remember what you taught the interviewer in the ELI5 interview for reddit?

[devout jewel]

I don’t remember

[vestal quartz]

Just pushed back graduation to winter 2023, any companies still hiring for summer 2023?

[devout jewel]

gib me google call

@quaint bolt

it seems like they giving out calls now

[quaint bolt]

Where call

[devout jewel]

i have no idea

bruh i got shit

[sinful locust]

I come to this discord every time for answers

but all i get is a ton of questions

https://tenor.com/view/mike-taylor-why-why-me-me-slide-gif-15024288

[thorn quartz]

these mfs fidelity dont pay for relocation wtf @north portal

tahts fucked up

thats so toxic

[gentle latch]

GO GRASS

[devout jewel]

@gentle latch I’m sad that wagon and I are not getting calls from google

I just want hear back

man i just want offer

i want to finally say i did it

im done

out of recruiting

never coming back

im on cope stage rn

i dont think i did good enough tbh

[thorn quartz]

like watehfak?

[devout jewel]

if they stack rank me against the others, i dont think im getting it

nah google is only fall for me rn

so it's matter between 2sig and linkedin if i get 2sig

[thorn quartz]

hoylfk

[proud crag]

2 sig better if u have google ofer right

cuz finance + teck is better than tech^2

[devout jewel]

i dont have google

i only got apple, coin, and tesla

[proud crag]

apple 2 sig then

or do u mean u have those in the past

[devout jewel]

yea

[proud crag]

oh ok

why not use ur intern money to travel asia for 3 monfs instead

[real sedge]

ACT

With LinkedIn

[devout jewel]

im doing my last semester with google to fund my grad trip

[real sedge]

LACTate

[quaint bolt]

we'll get calls in the next 2 weeks

[devout jewel]

im losing hope bro

[quaint bolt]

how

no one's getting calls

[devout jewel]

all of my friends got calls

besides me

[real sedge]

I'll send my thots and prayas 4 u

[devout jewel]

thanks king

[gentle latch]

In goog chan we trust

[tawny dust]

If an internship is remote I honestly do t care what they pay. Cause much money u really gon make as a intern for 3 months?

[quaint bolt]

already? tf

what their questionnaire looking like

[quaint bolt]

potentially as high as 80k depending on where you're working

[devout jewel]

google chan is harder to get than a real woman

[devout jewel]

similar to mine but more focus on cpp and low level

[quaint bolt]

are they guaranteed?

[north portal]

Yea they don’t it’s stupid

[gentle latch]

NI CHIMI
GOOG CHAN IS OURS

[devout jewel]

https://www.reddit.com/r/uwaterloo/comments/hitdl4/day_1_of_drawing_every_faang_company_as_an_anime/

[proud crag]

based

[devout jewel]

https://www.reddit.com/r/uwaterloo/comments/hjgop5/day_2_of_drawing_every_faang_company_as_an_anime/

https://www.reddit.com/r/uwaterloo/comments/hk36t2/day_3_of_drawing_every_faang_company_as_an_anime/

https://www.reddit.com/r/uwaterloo/comments/hkn8ze/day_4_of_drawing_every_faang_company_as_an_anime/

faang chan

[quaint bolt]

What’s going on over here

[north portal]

Wagon man!

[devout jewel]

wagon what’s ur school doing

[stable badger]

You Loo people are sick

Actually

[quaint bolt]

It’s not my school

[copper thistle]

don't ask, mf don't even flush the toilet

[stable badger]

So this is what it takes to get into the most competitive CS school

Reject humanity

[copper thistle]

like genuinely when i'm in the Math buildings i feel like i'm in a kindergarden or middle school

[devout jewel]

google chan

[wooden shard]

how does the tax work? if i’m from the bay area but work in seattle, so i get taxed based on seattle or bay area taxes

do i have to do anything i.e change address?

i get some money back after filing taxes right?

double taxed wtf

same how do i change

[hardy patrol]

awful

[granite fulcrum]

does getting a referral for nuro help?

[silent flax]

This sucks damn

Btw @sinful locust howz wisco for like job placements? Havent really seen many alums working at faangs except like amazon or master students

Ahh nice

Do u get taxed less for internship tho

Cuz u only earn 3 months

Or do u have to pay the same as someone working fulltime but same $/hr

Ahh cool

I have no idea abt tax stuff sorry lol

Ya

[tawny dust]

Wait let me do the maths

U getting paid 170 an hr as intern

That’s mad

Remote too

If that’s true I’ve been going around interviews saying I don’t care how much I get payed I’m doing it for the experience

😭

Well u learn u live but above 70 for intern is crazy

If companies got money like that why we in recession

Na I just shut up after that

[soft basin]

bc they arent earning too much profit

they are getting more "losses" even tho they still rich as fuck anyways

greedy

still ties to being greedy 🤷‍♂️

eventually the wealth gap between the poor and extremely rich will be huge

its just gonna keep growing tho

until we start a revolution

put a target on musk, bezos, and etc

watch the anarchy start and society restart

me when housing should be a right but its monetized

[upbeat sundial]

real

[mild compass]

is merge the company that everyones rejecting the most for this season

the company that pays 1000/week while expecting u to live in ny/sf

yep

[static spindle]

My interviewer said that they believe everyone is more productive when close together, so not only there is no remote, they also want everyone in the office every day 😌

[echo saddle]

yo interns

spill the tea

is amazon still hiring for 2023

[hallow scroll]

no

[echo saddle]

damn 💀

even amazon closed the gates

did they ever hire for 2023?

[hallow scroll]

for like 2 months

[mild compass]

yes a while back

[echo saddle]

they rescinded intern offers/

[hallow scroll]

they did not

[echo saddle]

?

[hallow scroll]

no

[echo saddle]

o

[mild compass]

yea not intern

[echo saddle]

i knew about ng

i care only about intern tho

[soft basin]

most of the interns they hired were in august and september

now they froze

[echo saddle]

tryna smuggle more people into tech through amazon intern

sad they closed the gates

[soft basin]

i remember being on the grind last summer for amazon

[echo saddle]

so which company gave the most hires this year for interns

if not amazon

[soft basin]

c1 💀

but they are long done hiring

[hallow scroll]

cscareers.dev/process-tracking/2023-summer-intern

https://www.cscareers.dev/process-tracking/2023-summer-intern

yeah amazon and c1

[soft basin]

ur better off applying for those big companies next season

[echo saddle]

why thank you for this useful link

[soft basin]

try getting a smaller company this season

[echo saddle]

C1 is crazy holy shit

no idea they hired that much

[soft basin]

they stopped hiring already tho like amazon

[echo saddle]

Anybody know LinkedIn's internship interview process?

then offer?

[soft basin]

phone is behavioral right?

[echo saddle]

woah really

that's not bad at all

[soft basin]

amazon moment

[echo saddle]

thought it would be like 4 rounds

[soft basin]

its not bad but its hard even getting to the oa round

[echo saddle]

yeah linkedin a bitch to get a response from

[soft basin]

linkedin seems to be a great place to work tho

[echo saddle]

facts

it's my dream company

[hallow scroll]

same

unless they give me an offer 💯

[echo saddle]

i'll never forgive meta

[gentle latch]

discord does fall?

[random tide]

https://tenor.com/view/randy-orton-scared-surprised-afraid-gasp-gif-26482899

[silent flax]

Ahh nice. Im not aiming for quant so hopefully shouldnt be a problem lol

[lilac fable]

link?

[granite fulcrum]

Isn’t discord remote?

[tawny dust]

Same situation in non capitalist countries. U think there is not a huge gap between rich and poor in china, North Korea or Russia?

[proud crag]

surely middle class chinese citizens can afford to pay full price for american college too

rught

400 million international studens !

lol

i dont care about theory

i just care about practice

[stable badger]

capitalism sucks but there's no better alternative

[proud crag]

revolutions are bad for the economy

[stable badger]

even Russia & China had to open up the market

[proud crag]

if we had a revolution the s&p500 would be in the red

[safe minnow]

[stable badger]

I don't think it's sustainable either but what alternative do we have lol

ok

[proud crag]

lets ditch the buzzwords. i like what denmark does

denmark is cool

lets just use denmarks political sysstem

[sinful locust]

lol

TANZ how’s sig

Dr aight how’s burnaby

nice

25k stacks tho

YEAH SO HOW IS BURNABY

@sinful locust

wb palantir

[simple garden]

We are in the presence of a legend rn @sinful locust

Future CEO of HRT

hows burnaby @sinful locust

[sinful locust]

What

BURNABY

[sinful locust]

LEMICKEY

[simple garden]

Why say this

[sinful locust]

Its you

[sinful locust]

VEEER what’s good G

[simple garden]

Respect LeGoat buddy

[simple garden]

Good good brother. How's life rn boss

[sinful locust]

Exactly

it’s good

back to school tho unfortunately

[simple garden]

Seem like only yesterday it was june we were doing grind169 and talking abt how we were in preseason

[sinful locust]

PRESEASON

[simple garden]

Same

[sinful locust]

LEBRON JAMESSS

Jayson tatum sucks

20 years in the league, 3 teams, and 0 rings

[crisp berry]

i just listened to smoothie king

[sinful locust]

Lemickey think hes chris paul

[sinful locust]

yo what’s up

[simple garden]

Ja mourant and Jason Tatum both frauds

[sinful locust]

how’s paper trail

good album from TI

@sinful locust do u like TI

Tatum is a fraud

jason

[sinful locust]

I havent listened to much

listen to paper trail

it’s good

[crisp berry]

no

huh

isnt that for first years

im an old man

[simple garden]

Classic album

[crisp berry]

no i think i made fun of it

thats prob what ur reembering

[stable badger]

I read this b4

it's an interesting read but he still doesn't provide alternatives

which kinda proves his title lol

so tldr is we're all fucked

I'm all for transcending capitalism. I'm sure some geniuses will figure something out when shit hits the pan. It always has been like that

we're much better at fixing shit not preventing it

[sinful locust]

😼

[somber solstice]

hello fellow cs major

would you like to call soon 🥺

[sinful locust]

what

[fierce token]

How tough is the hubspot oa, I don't even know what track I'm on 😭 frontend/backend

[real sedge]

Easy

[scenic sluice]

is the job market going to be better next season ..? please?

why

i applied to 200 places and only got 3-4 interviews what's wrong w me

[safe minnow]

Yes if you got a better resume than last season

[scenic sluice]

my resume is already cracked

i think its a skill issue personally

[safe minnow]

[scenic sluice]

3.9 gpa, leadership exp, prior exp, 3 projects, best uni in my state

also this LOL

not failing but not 100% maxing

[safe minnow]

How many big N

[sinful locust]

nothing!

it’s quite late rn

[scenic sluice]

im pretty good at LC too and OAs are hard

[sinful locust]

i wouldn’t say Quite actually

but it is later

[scenic sluice]

i'm talking about earlier

[scenic sluice]

no big N exp

uhh c1, zendesk, paypal, expedia, square, etc..

of the "big" ones

i got like a 750 lol

how tf yall getting 840s

theyre full now though

gotta get good at OAs by this summer to get NG job or im taking the L on life

1, 2, 4, if 4 is too hard 3 has been my strat

lockdown browser for OA

[safe minnow]

Use phone

[scenic sluice]

webcam on

me watching u code

BIG ass brain

maybe they'll just resume screen even harder and do live oas or sumn

either way it's "We've moved on with other candidates..."

[reef basin]

how soon did u get the oa after applying

[fierce token]

applied sunday night, big-n on resume if it matters, got it this morning

[tawny dust]

Says the person living in a first world capitalist country. So what u would rather live in communist Russia or china or maybe u prefer dictators like North Korea and Cuba? I’m not the biggest fan of capitalism but it is the best system in motion today!

[static spindle]

lmfao

do you know what mixed market economies are?

[tawny dust]

And

U still riding on capitalism

[static spindle]

there are ways to limit and control capitalism when it reaches levels that is not beneficial to your population

when people complain about capitalism it is not about Steve who’s running a car repair shop

It’s about [redacted please give me a job offer] controlling more money than they can spend in a lifetime

[tawny dust]

I understand your talking about the grey line in between but I think that’s even worse sure u get benefits of both but the disadvantage of both come with

Notice how countries with our capitalism are the most freedom restrictive.

[static spindle]

what

[tawny dust]

Tell me not

[static spindle]

i don’t understand what you’re talking about. Do you think the US is one of the most freedom restrictive countries?

[stable badger]

lol US is not restrictive

I say this as an immigrant

[stable spire]

once u get it its stupidly easy

but the problem depicts it as something hard

[thorn quartz]

where tf do i find the leetcode of the day

i do not see this

[stable spire]

naw still useful but like ull slap urself once u get it

[near swallow]

EL GATO DRACOS

[stable spire]

OI

SHOULDNT THE LOYAL METAMATE BE WORKING ON HIS INTERNAL BUILD TOOLS

[quaint bolt]

[safe minnow]

I’m an eternal life enjoyer

Brain rejuvenation is gonna be hella hard

The surgery thing seems slightly more feasible

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-gif-21922016

[hallow scroll]

PACHITI GOAT

[safe minnow]

No it’s a bug

I don’t wanna overfit my brain on LC

I heard that could happen if you do too much of it

No joke

This is the average csmajor descent into madness

The one great thing about having a bunch of sweaty csmajors together is there is very little downbad discussion like most other places

It barely happens here

From what I've seen at least

Exactly

Choose your vice

There is a reason

I made sure to screw you over

This is your sign to work for c1 for an hour

Average Venezuelan swe

It’s a champ that throws grenades

Yeah raze is good in lower elos especially

No say something about being 40 and trying to connect with your teenage son

Oh

Nah most csmajors probably don’t care for lc