Just chill bb
#2023_summer
coarse marten
What are you doing except going to the gym, uni and looking at your offer figures?
zealous trail
What are you doing except going to the gym, uni and looking at your offer figure...
I’m skiing rn
You could go outside w ur friends
coarse marten
I just to moved to London, just 1 friend there who is on holiday rn
From France
Small quant firm
Kinda shitty tho
sinful locust
Stop
iron cloak
does anyone have experience interviewing with adobe?
sinful locust
No
outer turtle
Solved "Palindrome Partitioning II" 
Thanks But I used O(N ^2 ) space
Goals 😍
Did you make this
proper steppe
safe minnow
No
But also 18/hr
Which isn’t too far off it
Also no housing or transportation
slim slate
you can prob flip burgers for more lmao
safe minnow
you can prob flip burgers for more lmao
Nah this is the type of job that you add on to your FT to supplement your income
The pay isn’t great but no way you have to work a lot too
When you do the math for $$/hr it’s probably great
obsidian olive
When autoreply dgaf
obsidian olive
I haven’t checked email in over a week and turns out there’s like 80+ reject emails
They all woke up and chose now to be the time
slim slate
merry christmas bro
white urchin
This man’s a god at coding
they spent 7 years as a senior swe at g
probably was terminal
hidden mural
probably was terminal
senior is terminal iirc
white urchin
senior is terminal iirc
yea, not sure why they waited that long though
safe minnow
one of my friends got like 9 or 10
static spindle
Does merge do off season?
wheat bear
Associate to the Associate Senior Software Engineer
safe minnow
Mfw Amazon went from 200k a year average to 170k due to stock
safe minnow
I wouldn’t put any eggs into stock vesting at zon due to attrition rate
static spindle
yea
snow needle
anybody done the zoox oa
somber solstice
Mfw Amazon went from 200k a year average to 170k due to stock
pain.
safe minnow
Renege Amazon for zoox 
wide socket
recruiter emailed me fast af lmao
wheres the link lol
somber solstice
amazon is OP
granite fulcrum
what is zoox
white urchin
what is zoox
a company that's "close" to self driving
orchid violet
what is an oa?
orchid violet
ok but on a serious note, how tf do i get an internship as a freshman uni student? im applying but getting ghosted
safe minnow
its still dec..
I'm not sure about salesforce in particular, but companies have been working extremely quickly this year. I believe most companies have concluded the majority of their hiring in November
orchid violet
refer me pls
slim slate
you a hater
warm swallow
I'm not sure about salesforce in particular, but companies have been working ext...
imma cry
slim slate
dont we all
warm swallow
then why'd they send out the oa lmao
safe minnow
You may have been ghosted by salesforce if it's been more than 3 weeks since OA
warm swallow
You may have been ghosted by salesforce if it's been more than 3 weeks since OA
it's still under 2 weeks
safe minnow
Yes, but I'm not sure what % of the 2023 cohort they've filled
warm swallow
wait they said i'm in the teams matching stage
i technically didn't get ghosted by oa
safe minnow
wait they said i'm in the teams matching stage
Ok you're still in the loop then
orchid violet
just curious are most ppl here undergrads?
safe minnow
Practically all of us are
warm swallow
but they also said there's no guarantee of teams match
safe minnow
Yes
warm swallow
k
orchid violet
what year are yall?
safe minnow
You can fail to team match in most recruiting processes
broken meadow
aw shiet got the snowflake OA, time to drill some DP problems
warm swallow
what r the chances of me getting a summer internship now
warm swallow
everyone pray for me
safe minnow
what r the chances of me getting a summer internship now
This question doesn't make sense
orchid violet
what r the chances of me getting a summer internship now
82.34445%
slim slate
show your work
safe minnow
But you can still secure one, just depends on how you keep your mind open
Big N is probably a bit too late this year
warm swallow
kk thx
safe minnow
Those usually require a very specific set of skills iirc, and you're more likely to be scouted by recruiters in those cases
I believe
thorn quartz
but they also said there's no guarantee of teams match
I’m in this aswell with you 🙂 gl
hearty river
safe minnow
<:burgy:922962495205953656>
uneven sand
royal pagoda
are any of u applying to merge even if ur not skilled in some of the things mentioned on the page
somber solstice
apply and let the recruiter decided if ur qualified or not
hardy patrol
anime pfps dawg
im not worried about chatgpt taking all the jobs im worried of terminally leetcoding sailor moon pfps cornering the job market
broken meadow
leetcode is the hobby
versed rivet
does anyone have c1 discord
earnest hatch
its still dec..
Ignore the trolls here, even if you took Salesforce OA in Dec. you still have a chance. They've continued recruiting into December and later in previous years too.
warm swallow
thx
static spindle
dense nimbus
hey
slim slate
omg youre back from the dead
random mauve
did he get banned? i can't find him on instagram
nvm the guy deleted all his stories and pics LOL
hes inactive on twitter tho
hardy patrol
what the fuck its already 2023
frigid gate
what the fuck its already 2023
not yet bro
random mauve
what the fuck its already 2023
??
slim slate
bros living in the future
hardy patrol
its 2 days away you guys know what i mean bruh
random mauve
what the fuck its already 2023
what's ur bench
hardy patrol
it could 11:59pm dec 31st and you guys would be like erm we still have 14 seconds left
225 but its been a while since i checked prs
random mauve
jeez nice
north scroll
what the fuck its already 2023
tell me whats happening in the future
random mauve
tell me whats happening in the future
a lotta corruption
north scroll
a lotta corruption
hopefully itll be me
thorn quartz
Hope my body pillow arrives tomorrow before new years!!
slim slate
Hope my body pillow arrives tomorrow before new years!!
of who
thorn quartz
ya tmr fun deadlift session end of the year yolo pulls maybe I pull smth fun
slim slate
is it a child lol
nah im just worried
why else would you be afraid to share smh
i wish
static spindle
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static spindle
cscd really brings out the worst in people during the late hours............
slim slate
i think it's time to go to bed
proud crag
why else would you be afraid to share smh
perhaps its a man
slim slate
i wouldnt judge
proud crag
Yo Anya body pillow
i think that would just be a normal sized pillow
now im imagining anya couch pillows lol
square
slim slate
i would buy that
gloomy plover
imagine a square couch pillow
😆
gloomy plover
Still waiting for my internship arc
gloomy plover
I applied ibm and sap both who denied me
summer sequoia
the motivation
my motivation is to not be homeless
somber solstice
my motivation is to not be homeless
then buy a house lol
thorn quartz
Sure but only with my waifu in hand
thorn quartz
perhaps its a man
Might unironically need an Arnold or Ronnie Coleman body pillow
🤓
thorn quartz
nah im just worried
U can’t stop me 🤪🤪🤪
hardy patrol
thinkpad
idk if every department gets them tho
know an intern who had a mac
naw its a laptop
north portal
proud crag
somber solstice
i <3 blind
cursive hill
Scotia sent me a codility test invite
has anyone done one of these ever?
i did a few practice questions and they seem like the usual leetcode questions
i just gotta figure out a way to learn SQL in 5 days
stable badger
i just gotta figure out a way to learn SQL in 5 days
Easy. SQL has like 30 syntax max
cursive hill
i legit have done that for a few questions when i didn’t get anywhere myself. i’m currently debating if using gpt is reliable
cursive hill
Easy. SQL has like 30 syntax max
i did sql with python in high school so like i remember some of it but i never had to do like multi line queries. any idea where i should go to cram enough for the test?
jade abyss
i just gotta figure out a way to learn SQL in 5 days
use SQLBolt.com
best SQL website
scenic sluice
should i give up applying, already accepted an offer i think will be hard to beat
also semi-related, if i post about accepting an offer on linked in, would that create issues if i still apply other places and they see that ?
yeah that's what i thought. i guess posting on linked in is pretty much being done with applying
coarse marten
also semi-related, if i post about accepting an offer on linked in, would that c...
Post nothing waz
Apply and renege if you get a better offer
If you get interviews, it's free practice
coarse marten
Apartments.fyi
coarse marten
Levels.fyi but for apartments/houses
coarse marten
What is the purpose of the project. Being productionalized?
Instead of landlords and sellers putting advertisements, buyers and renters would post the offers they got
Just an idea tho
somber solstice
make a pip-style package manager with environments and builds tools for c++
scenic sluice
make a pip-style package manager with environments and builds tools for c++
sounds interesting
somber solstice
:3
rapid swan
cursive hill
sql bolt is really fucking good btw seriously, thanks
hardy patrol
got ibm oa never did it
slate belfry
has anyone done the RH android intern on-site?
slim slate
anyone hear from blackrock yet? i did the final about 6 weeks ago and got an email a couple weeks ago saying that they would update me "shortly"
this is for the sf location if that matters
static spindle
simple garden
contest today was tough
proud crag
how good is 2270
simple garden
idk if it was bcus it was my first
static spindle
how good is 2270
very
proud crag
i could do it
granite fulcrum
does anyone know if databricks lets you remote?
simple garden
oh yeah the problems were rlly nice
simple garden
but i went down the wrong path for some of them and took too much time
A and C I think
simple garden
Agreed
simple garden
how u start at 1400? did u do usaco?
proud crag
how high codeforces = solve all technical interviews with ease?
how high cf score to be pass all interviews
i failed a snowflake oa question
bow thr dfuck do u knapsack when order matters
ok i will dot tjat
no
its not 😭
its uhhh
gimme sec
simple garden
im a math major but i still forget basic stuff like CRT which was needed for one of the problems today sadly
proud crag
@n three
month ago
im still maldig
what really?
minimize total cost
is that what u mean?
huh?
granite fulcrum
chatgpt
proud crag
they didjtb help its too hqrd for chatgpt
quaint bolt
Let’s not send OA/interview qs 
proud crag
Let’s not send OA/interview qs <:dogesmile:922937091195797514>
its feom loke a nonth ago its gone u cant geti anymkroe i thonk
north scroll
UChicago sucks
north scroll
2nd best school in Illinois
safe minnow
What's the best
north scroll
Its not UIUC
safe minnow
Northwestern?
north scroll
sharp sedge
yeah but idk why its ranked that high
p easy to get into
and it was out of state so I didnt want to go
like its not a prestigious school
but ig cs program is good
uhh idk..
4/4 ppl i knew got in
or maybe 3/4
but 1 was like cs + stats
other was like ece
and me and my friend both got cs
plus lke 2 randos we dont know
2020 grads
before covid
it was harder then too i think tbh
college admissions got easier post covid
for stupider ppl atleast
cuz they stoped required test scores
friend with 1280 sat got into UT cuz he was post covid and just didnt submit a test score
💀
granite fulcrum
isnt uiuc ranked higher than ut? or maybe im tripping
sharp sedge
isnt uiuc ranked higher than ut? or maybe im tripping
ya for cs proabbly
but like its uiuc...
lul
i am not taking uiuc over ut
sharp sedge
shrey got rejected ut... lol
so he went to uiuc
used to bulley him for going to our backups 💀
@granite fulcrum
granite fulcrum
huh interesting
sharp sedge
i think he orginally wanted to do aero
safe minnow
I’m curious if this is gonna lead to better or worse students a few years from now
sand coral
I’m curious if this is gonna lead to better or worse students a few years from n...
Worse def
sharp sedge
tbh all schools are easy to get into , except like private schols cuz they are just rng
safe minnow
Testing?
Actually I was curious about what if colleges made their own tests
Maybe it would be too chaotic
But ik UK has some semblance of that
Just subtract away the amount you spent on the SATs
And shit
Plus aren’t schools super profitable
You can also get application fee waived for colleges too I thought
🤔
I’ve never went through the process so idk know the difficulty
sand coral
I don’t think separate tests for each college would be scalable
safe minnow
Don't you not get admitted to the CS
And you have to take a CS class first
Or something
static spindle
my school does this
i hate it
you have to keep a 3.75 gpa as a freshman to get guaranteed entry into your major
thorn quartz
Madison just has hella weeder classes lol
Cs200 is annoying for no reason
Literally to be annoying
sand coral
you have to keep a 3.75 gpa as a freshman to get guaranteed entry into your majo...
Fuck ETAM
thorn quartz
300 cncr trivia then 400 so many ppl dropped at first project lmao
Yea
For me Atleast
I saw hella ppl drop
It wasn’t hard tbh
stable badger
You are at the final coding interview for your dream job at a top tech company. The interviewer asks you to solve a difficult dynamic programming problem, and you feel confident in your ability to tackle it.
As you begin writing the code, you start to feel a sense of dread wash over you. The problem seems much harder than you anticipated, and you struggle to make progress. You can feel the sweat starting to bead on your forehead as you try to focus on the task at hand.
Despite your best efforts, you can't seem to get the code to work. The interviewer is looking on intently, and you can feel the pressure mounting. You start to panic, feeling like you're going to fail the interview and lose the opportunity of a lifetime.
As the minutes tick by, the problem seems to become even more daunting. You can feel your mind starting to fog over as you struggle to keep up. Suddenly, you feel a sharp pain in your head and everything goes black.
When you come to, you find yourself in a dark room with no windows or doors. You have no idea where you are or how you got here. You try to call out for help, but your voice is silenced by an unseen force.
As you sit in the darkness, you realize that you are trapped in this nightmare forever, doomed to solve the same impossible dynamic programming problem for eternity.
bleak storm
hmm
is it possible to do two internships at the same time
i’m thinking about doing dropbox the same time as uniswap
frigid gate
i’m thinking about doing dropbox the same time as uniswap
lol :))
bleak storm
idk why but i’m a simp of uniswap now
static spindle
i’m thinking about doing dropbox the same time as uniswap
playing with fire 
bleak storm
and seems like they are not in direct competition
it seems doable?
bro return offer next year is so fucked
In person
but dropbox is remote lol
maybe with the wlb at dropbox i can juggle two?
static spindle
yeah doesn't sound like a good idea
earnest hatch
i’m thinking about doing dropbox the same time as uniswap
Terrible idea 
bleak storm
they wouldn’t budge at all shit
safe minnow
i’m thinking about doing dropbox the same time as uniswap
You run the risk of not performing at either and getting no return offers
Also working multiple jobs is done with all of them being remote
Not one being in person
static spindle
does uniswap pay more?
safe minnow
Your call
earnest hatch
i cannot chose
I would choose Dropbox, since it's not crypto
safe minnow
When it's all said and done you're not gonna regret what you did on your deathbed
snow needle
uniswap ghosted me after acing oa and then sent a survey asking how my interview went
bleak storm
does uniswap pay more?
not really, after tax + housing it’s lower than dropbox
yeah i am
and i’m also on visa
stupid me
devout jewel
can u do uniswap during the winter?
i think dropbox > uniswap if u care bout return
static spindle
can u do uniswap during the winter?
based on the recruiters email, probably not
safe minnow
and i’m also on visa
The major issue with uniswap might be the lack of info
bleak storm
can u do uniswap during the winter?
they’re not budging at all chimi 😦 im so sad
devout jewel
uniswap > dropbox for learning
safe minnow
You might not know return offer rate
devout jewel
and yolo return offer
safe minnow
And other important info
bleak storm
You might not know return offer rate
100% got return offer from last year
safe minnow
With a sample size of 4?
bleak storm
yeah lol
safe minnow
Ok
devout jewel
idk im always skeptical of crypto
safe minnow
Yeah same
static spindle
they’re not budging at all chimi 😦 im so sad
end goal is quant right? will uniswap help at all with them?
bleak storm
end goal is quant right? will uniswap help at all with them?
i have no idea too
bleak storm
but i really want to pass cit and hrt resume screen
the rest i failed the interviews so probably just need more prep
yeah
idk why they’re selective
but yeah only 4 interns
safe minnow
If the end goal is quant I think dropbox is 100% the correct play
safe minnow
HRT/cit recruiters have a decent chance of not knowing uniswap
bleak storm
haven’t heard of anyone didn’t got it
safe minnow
But dropbox is a much more established company
static spindle
dracos
bleak storm
yeah @stable spire
safe minnow
Imo the case where uniswap makes the most sense is if you're trying to go into startups
sand coral
yeah <@1027989054081478727>
Are you doing a fall internship?
bleak storm
Yeah im looking to if possible
trying to move tiktok / or getting nvidia
but not sure yet
sand coral
Yeah im looking to if possible
You could also go with a safer company in the fall. Then the riskier choice with Uniswap might be worth
If you care about a return offer
bitter saddle
Can you all fill out this brief survey for research purposes?
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSekI7LDH0NR923VOlOaHkLeUmGJLBNdbczpgHhCOc6kAA5Ing/viewform
bleak storm
hi does nvidia ask leetcode or it depends on the team
sinful locust
why are all canada internships so late (except like faang)
mild pendant
What???
dense tinsel
I bumped into nvidia ceo today
Must be a sign
xd
Nah
Respect his privacy
Saw him at Santa Clara uni campus
Signature leather jacket w
sand coral
real sedge
i cannot chose
What yr do you grad?
If you're a 2024 grad dropbox
Otherwise imo Uniswap maybe
bleak storm
2024 😦
static spindle
i think its moreso the fact that they're one of the few seemingly successful crypto companies that takes interns and has not yet rescinded anyone
chrome bison
I’ve given up on internships.
royal pagoda
real
chrome bison
I’m so tired. 😭
Don’t think any internships are even opening that don’t want me to move with no help to the middle of nowhere
Nvm
It’s BEN TWO YEARS FOR ME
Yeee
School
And applied since then
Lmao
You right
Not this year
Okay
static spindle
idk if aight has ever given good advice here
chrome bison
It’s all luck
And sucking up to recruiters
I can’t talk to recruiters what do you even say
Actually new question
Did any of you apply to snowflake and actually pass the OA at all??
In any. To get a referral or etc to apply to the roles in their company lol
static spindle
Did any of you apply to snowflake and actually pass the OA at all??
A decent amount of people have
take them out on a date first sheesh
crisp orbit
hormone replacement therapy 🥵
sinful locust
crisp orbit
a classic
i remember when i first saw people talking abt the free hrt ubereats zoom so i looked up "HRT"
hoary locust
pseudo orbit
sup
leaden seal
Would you say algoexpert's Tech interview prep bundle is worth for 1 year at 100 dollars? I wasn't interested in the past but that discount seems pretty nice not gonna lie. (AlgoExpert, SystemsExpert, FrontendExpert, MLExpert courses)
I've been using neetcode so far and I have no complaints. It has helped me achieve a lot in the past 3-4 months.
However I am thinking if algoexpert would be worth in general during this discount they have
I mean considering the fact that there are so many courses for me to explore in 365 days
Not necessarily practicing for an interview. Just as an on-going study material 😄
That's sick dude congrats! I've got my MSFT finals in a few weeks, hopefully I'll manage to get in ❤️
I can't disagree with that one as I have prepared using fully free resources. You have to admit though that looking all the time for different recourses can be quite tiring and discouraging. I believe that by having it all on one platform as well as track your progress, could be better. As far as the coding problems I am at a point in which I'm just practicing harder and harder questions so..
What if I wanted to also prepare for system design interviews? Or let's say have ready-to-go material for ML or FE
Wouldn't you say 100 dollars for all that is worth it?
Neetcode's material is definitely more than enough for your coding interview preparation
oh neetcode pro I completely forgot about it
You're right
Oh wait neetcode's pro is unlimited?
God damn
That's something I should definitely consider
as this guy will most likely post more and more useful content there
Thanks for your advices. I most certainly don't want to stop solving coding problems, since I can already see the value of them on my day-to-day development experience.
Even if I land that MSFT internship
I'll take a look at neetcode's pro
Didn't know about the private discord either
I appreciate your encouragement. Truth is that I've been pushing myself a lot the past 3-4 months. I'm currently working at a company as a swe, studying for uni and preparing myself for these interviews on my free time
It's been rough and I can't wait to take a break honestly
Thank you Juda, I wish you guys all the best to in 2023 and beyond
This server in particular has inspired me
Observing all these people working hard and achieving
Yeah! everyone should be proud of themselves here 🙂
Shit congrats 😄
That's literally the worst omfg
passing the interviews and not getting in because the world is fucked
people say 2022 is the hardest year to get in these companies
is that true? 😮
No way!
Jesus
Yeah but didn't many people get fired?
juda's at google right?
You beat the final boss lmao
I've read some of ur messages here haha
I mean if you did it once you can do it again right
even if u don't get team matched
100% and I wish you get in
I've also been trying my best
quality > quantity bro dw
That is so true but training/lifting every day with no rest can negatively affect u as well
Like I didn't know I would get noticed by msft and amazon in the first place
i literally applied 4fun
when I got noticed I instantly realized that I didn't have much time
with that being said @honest spire don't worry about doing lc every day for the rest of the year lol
Just do ur best and eventually u will succeed 😄
Sometimes we tend to forget how far we've come and how far ahead we're from the rest of students/swe's on our age
which companies are u aiming for and are you currently interviewing with any of them?
nice! What would u say is ur top 3 though
even better for you then, that means you have more opportunities feeling that you've made it 😄
I applied msft amazon google in sept
MSFT finals in a few weeks, oa and behavioral went freaking great
Amazon reached back after almost 2 months lmao I just completed their OA
Google ghosted me
But i'm super proud considering it's the first time I"m doing all that and in such a short amount of time with all these things going on too
Let's see!
All these opportunities are for EU so yeah
I think we aren't as fucked as u guys are in the US/Canada
no clue tbh
I've been slacking on these. I'm at 85/150
hardy patrol
its like right there so ion mind paying a quick trip to get pissed on by people camping for a spot since early morning
im coming in w the expectation of hating it tbh
livid atlas
I've been slacking on these. I'm at 85/150
What’s the app call?
leaden seal
What’s the app call?
livid atlas
Tutu
grand dagger
yea not doing this is how people end up making whine posts on r/cscq about how lc is just memorizing and regurgitating specific problems
spark valley
That’s why u do the contests, u often can’t find the solution online
2s to see that the question is 3 paragraphs long
tawny dust
I've realized I go to my school discord server Ito feel better about myself and this discord server to humble myself 😭
static spindle
bro people from my school end up at lockheed martin 
tawny dust
@gentle latch what are your thoughts on school shootings. maybe decrease the competition for us all. 😂
static spindle
<@664367945748578304> what are your thoughts on school shootings. maybe decrease...
🤨
coarse marten
W
frigid gate
where can u see that
not even 1k
frigid gate
where can I see the number of active day
frigid gate
wait gut where can I see the number of day active ?
but where exactly ?
oh I see
194
:sdage
194
coarse marten
Mr Juda, when are you free to grind project Euler on stream?
With me
Incoming twitch stars like @wheat void
Mr anon
No but I remember seeing this website in one of the videos of errichto
Happy new years
It's 1:45am
coarse marten
Contests I think
Are you going to zon?
No offer rescinded
Fr bro
Mr anon mad cringe
coarse marten
Are you a Canadian citizen mr aight?
If yes, you don't need Amazon to work ft there after graduation
Quant firm soon
Soon like Andy
When you commit to problems, you commit 100%
wide socket
dam
near swallow
https://youtu.be/aA9J9PYa1uM
Where is the vid of Colin Davis at palantir launching a missile
coarse marten
Why do you bring this?
near swallow
🚀
proud crag
https://youtu.be/aA9J9PYa1uM
why is so manty dislike
proud crag
Where is the vid of Colin Davis at palantir launching a missile
oh my god i started pronouncing it planter as a meme but i subconsciously read it that way too now
coarse marten
why is so manty dislike
How many?
proud crag
more dislieks than likes
coarse marten
Wsb haters maybe
frigid gate
bro
I take part in lc contest tonight
and 1 hour more before contest end
but
yeah
I don't know what should I do now
spark valley
Touch grass
frigid gate
yeah u are righ
coarse marten
I take part in lc contest tonight
Are you trying to flex?
coarse marten
LC questions are mad ez
At least the ones in today's contest
frigid gate
Try cf contests
I'm stuck in expert cf
spark valley
Yes
earnest hatch
earnest hatch
Custom emojis is good enough of a reason
I'm still a cheapass though so I just save custom emojis and upload them as attachments
proud crag
are you going to give her your data 😏
devout jewel
Google chan will be mine
stable spire
yeah <@1027989054081478727>
i took it fml
fickle ivy
happy new year boys
bleak storm
i took it fml <:KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION:1014352624335728760>
bro ngl i’m actully thinking about doing both
worst case we can say we got fcked by a unicorn 🦄
safe minnow
bro ngl i’m actully thinking about doing both <:WazowskiStare:752943231104188518...
Hey you might as well accept both in case either rescinds
earnest hatch
bro ngl i’m actully thinking about doing both <:WazowskiStare:752943231104188518...
With Dropbox being remote, but Uniswap in person, how would that work? 
devout jewel
bro ngl i’m actully thinking about doing both <:WazowskiStare:752943231104188518...
Not worth it imo
if one finds out, they both can fire u immediately
u lose out on a return offer and burning bridges at the same time
best to go to Dropbox imo
gentle latch
who got 365 days lc
I will for 2023
tulip aspen
I will for 2023
same bet
golden tusk
bro ngl i’m actully thinking about doing both <:WazowskiStare:752943231104188518...
Not worth it for me since WLB is wrecked
safe minnow
From all those FIRE posts I read, it's a nontrivial task to juggle multiple companies at the start, takes a bit of skill and experience before you can be comfortable
Yeah but for FIRE you want to get laid off for severance package I think
You want to get a RO as intern
So opposite objectives
Accepting both might be the play though regardless
Cuz of risk of rescinds
wheat void
Yoo no worries man. Hope it'll be useful
safe minnow
I just remembered the entire thing is completely fucked because one is in person and the other is remote
It only works if both is remote
How tf are you gonna attend the remote meeting while in office
Just make loud noises and mute yourself when someone comes in
Like you're dying of constipation
Yk I wonder if anyone has gotten multiple in person offers and basically told other people to impersonate them
Imagine a good friend doesn't have any offers for next summer and you give them one of yours
Just take a 10% cut as the middleman and break 5 NDAs
It's highkey illegal
Yeah exactly
There are at least a handful from my school that are like that
They get the internship experience and money, you get possibly a second return offer and some money
😄
Nah the more important thing is
You tell them you got plastic surgery
When they ask why you look nothing like you did in the summer
"I had the flu the entire summer"
I took Roblox
And rejected BBG
I feel it was a pretty straightforwards choice
hidden mural
I feel it was a pretty straightforwards choice
damn I would've prob done opposite
but bb 👻
safe minnow
but bb 👻
Funny enough, I think if I applied normally, I would have also been ghosted
But I accidentally applied FT
Yeah
Common chatgpt L
Yeah but that’s boring
The funnier thing is that it will be super confident
So if you try this on any non trivial math problem you will get a 0 on your assignment
clever grail
am i blocked
safe minnow
Are you trying to fall asleep or stay awake
hidden mural
Funny enough, I think if I applied normally, I would have also been ghosted
lol they ghosted me after final em round
gentle latch
I did too
safe minnow
lol they ghosted me after final em round
Oh
No rejection email?
If you don’t get hit with the blues you aren’t truly a human
gentle latch
It's new years
2023
Made me realize that I graduated high school like 3 years ago and I'm still not a millionaire
sadge
safe minnow
Start a MLM
Or a Ponzi scheme
Wait actually just do some crypto scam shit
Where’s the first bet looking at
What multiplier did you get
1.5x?
Holy shit
Yeah 2.5x
iron sentinel
Confluent vs red hat which one would you guys say is more prestigious
Looks better on resume?
bleak storm
Confluent vs red hat which one would you guys say is more prestigious
Confluent
The company is remote first anyway
Oh then it’s a tossed up then
I guess now it depends on your preference
If you want to work low level and more technical wise like Linux then red hat
If you want to work 60% infra and 40% product or on Kafka then Confluent
I have no idea. But they didn’t give me a fall return offer
Only summer
dull thunder
I applied to it on the same acc it’s a diff job id
flat hearth
hey yall is there a channel / discussion for interns in nyc this summer?
tawny dust
damn fall already open
amazon needs to take a chill pill they always on go!
where?
on summer appli
hmm i wanna wait a bit before i apply. upgrade my resume and all.
oh
hardy patrol
whats the diff of a coop and an internship
gentle latch
So google fall still opening in feb?
stable badger
Do Amazon check if you’re actually in a co-op program
gentle latch
hallow scroll
So google fall still opening in feb?
They didn’t open till June last year so
gentle latch
They didn’t open till June last year so
Perfect. That gives us 6 months to grind lc hards then
soft basin
bruh i wish they had remote for this
idt amazon is doin remote
i cant i have classes
2 classes
yeah im moving over summer
for amazon
i cant do google fall im looking for probably part time internship
cuz i have 2 classes in the fall
hallow scroll
juster back 😳
gentle latch
<a:hamwave:1004292884452876368>
Juster brings pureness to this server
This is the year that we start working at google
@hallow scroll
earnest hatch
They do everything late, and if you get another offer the recruiters recommend you to take that instead of Google
hallow scroll
Probably because there’s less spots anyways so team matching is faster then summer
But yeah they’re also slow the entire process took me like 4 months since my recruiter ghosted me for 2 months to reject me
hallow scroll
This is the year that we start working at google
<@185820755865501696>
Yes 
earnest hatch
Meh, Google overrated
Sundar's making everyone work now
Microsoft is the new Google
gentle latch
@tepid jewel
gentle latch
Sundar's making everyone work now
Might as well go to citadel at this point
tepid jewel
gentle latch
astral dew
Rob a bank
ong rob a bank. dont hurt anyone, hide the money... get like 10 years then come out and ur rich
safe minnow
Exactly
astral dew
thats how to become a millionaire in 10 years
safe minnow
We could do it normally through stock investing but that’s hella boring
Robbing a bank is more fun
No ask chatgpt to help you
Np
Gl
astral dew
chatgpt can make the plan
royal pagoda
based
north scroll
Work at McDonald’s
dense nimbus
if I am graduating in Fall 2023, when should I begin the new grad preparation? What resources do you guys recommend?
stable badger
if I am graduating in Fall 2023, when should I begin the new grad preparation? W...
Do u have an intern offer yet
thorny osprey
Anyone have a roblox intern discord? I'm looking for roomates for spring 2023 internship
dense nimbus
Do u have an intern offer yet
I do
stable badger
I do
Then just do the same thing for the next cycle
Grind LC and learn systems design
dense nimbus
Grind LC and learn systems design
Makes sense yeah. Thank you!
thorny osprey
https://discord.gg/jtVhDz89
thanks 👍
tawny dust
get a job...
now illegally the only thing that don't require skill or network would be to sell yo organs.
if you have some skills that help u in darkside do list them for better advice.
Bank robbery isn't viable because you need a couple of racks to buy equipment to rob a back.
Robbing bank solo also a ton of wrk. Ur welcome!
stable badger
Makes sense yeah. Thank you!
Also do your best to get a return offer from the internship so you have a fallback option/leverage
tawny dust
are we assuming Dr. Aight has a gun and get away car.
Or he has the connections to loan those items?
As i said we lack details.
and no you cannot use your regular car as a getaway car.
Guys genuine question what should choose an internship with a good project or higher profile mebers?
if u realy in nead fin aid?
need
its prob too late to apply
astral dew
Guys genuine question what should choose an internship with a good project or h...
what like a good project vs ...?
tawny dust
Ar app project vs a company with a weight app
wait i dint check members for ar project
Fck em they gave me leetcode hard on my first OA
not mine
dont remember
i wiped memory
na i was doing lt mediums back then?
astral dew
or just random questions lol
tawny dust
well it was my first oa i get a pass
fck u @sinful locust hope u dont get funds and drop out
😭
sinful locust
@pseudo shoal
gentle latch
fck u <@456226577798135808> hope u dont get funds and drop out
Yeah f him
Chill
Should they be banned
I'm tired of it
I'm a noodley boi
tawny dust
Yeah f him
Let’s book a gb session
Ai enough discord for today my non existent humor is getting the better of me.
tawny dust
Have u watched any robbery movies?
Are u making fun of me cause I’m a immigrant?
I’m offended
Yes I got shipped to us in a container but taht is none of your business
How u know
God I’m trolling kids on discord I need to get a life bye.
static spindle
tanz are u in seattle
safe minnow
What is that
safe minnow
Was AWS known for bad WLB or am I getting it mixed up with something else
static spindle
Most of Amazon is bad wlb
pseudo orbit
sup
safe minnow
Oh 50 ain't too bad
Not great obv
But not infamous bad
50 = good WLB at quant right
Jump and Jane
2Sig
Those are the good WLB companies right
Oh shit
2Sig sounding hella good
static spindle
I had a 20 hour week at jpmc xd
safe minnow
Still?
Wait you're right
Wouldn't you end up at a lower position then if you started in big tech and moved up
As SWE or QT
Trying out quant as an intern seems like the move
The skills you learn prepping is pretty useful for everything right
The low level C stuff
Yeah
Do you actually do stuff like
pragma clang loop
Or just vectorization stuff
Oh
Any prefetching?
Ye
Yeah
You can get some automatic vectorization going by using pragma clang loop
Before your loop you write
#pragma clang loop //kwargs
//kwargs being stuff like vectorize(enable) or interleave(enable)
Are you taking computer architecture next sem
This is where I learned my stuff
Oh
Fairly standard stuff yea
Ah, we had labs on optimizing c code after learning that stuff
So it made sense for us
💀
Prof just was like
Fuck this shit
Only 1 question on this crap
sharp sedge
wdym
dense tinsel
yeah
hallow scroll
For quant probably might be handy
sharp sedge
how do u learn fundamental cs concepts like that?
tulip aspen
rip
dense tinsel
always just "touch grass" comments
hallow scroll
how do u learn fundamental cs concepts like that?
Comp arch/os
tulip aspen
its ok my future quant man
sharp sedge
Comp arch/os
ah ok im taking os next sem
hopefully i can absorb some info
os is gonna be thhe first class in all of college i attned 💀
so far ivejust skipped class and githubbed assignments
hallow scroll
I feel like in that world knowing that stuff helps, the difference of utilizing things like caching is immense tho so
sharp sedge
i kind of want to learn os stuf for quant
even tho the 2 quants i interviewed this year asked lc questoins striaght off of leetcode.com 😭
cursive hill
is this the peak of application season for summer? as in will there be more postings this month or will the well dry out soon
dense tinsel
ok one advice i got on the post was to read academic research papers?
like for ml/ai and stuff
is that really helpful or nah
aparently its good to humble you before college
slim slate
is this the peak of application season for summer? as in will there be more post...
some companies do open applications during the springing semester
sharp sedge
ok one advice i got on the post was to read academic research papers?
bro why areu doing all that in hs 💀
swe is an easy ass career
i coded for the first time sophomore year of college
did leetcoe for a few months
and got like 10+ faang+ offers
starting so early is just overkill
even for quant
like if you actually enjoy it, thats fine
but dont do stuff hoping it will help career and colelge admissions lol
dense tinsel
duh
im gonna start learning usaco shit this summer
grind it super hard
no one needs precollege program or internships
usaco gold and ill be happy
i didnt pass bronze last year
but this year is my year
comp math i suck too much at
didnt even make aime
Be ready for freshman year:
Be ready for Calc 1 and 2. It is harder than you think because the speed is twice what you’re used to.
Intro to programming: make first semester easy… do CS50 online before freshman year.
DSA: same, review DSA so it’s nothing is new during the class
Learn history and context: history of computing, information theory, history of semiconductor, and various CS classics books. I find this stuff helpful at understanding why things work the way they do… what problems our predecessors had to solve.
Try reading academic papers. Search ACM or IEEE if you don’t know where to start. This is more a grad school thing but reading academic writing is often difficult, humbling, and leads you to new concepts.
Look at the curriculum map of any large university CS program. Every school has a set curriculum, and most CS programs are very similar for the freshman year```was told this
IEEE goofy
the only paper i read was about vgg-16 cnns
actually useful to learn them
but besides that nah
i already am learning calc 1 and 2 lol
redditors are so high istg
loll
worn bear
omegalul
ivory ocean
I’m imagining an intro class like
“okay guys make a program that prints the contents of this list”
“Okay professor but did you know that Alan Turing named his computer machines after his childhood gay crush?”
sharp sedge
```Standard advice for new CS majors or HS students:
Be ready for freshman year...
💀
college is extremely easy
stable badger
college is extremely easy
^
people are just lazy because they're too busy getting drunk & high
ivory ocean
people are just lazy because they're too busy getting drunk & high
I drink and find college easy, maybe for some drinking becomes a problem but for most you’re losing 1 night a week? Maybe 2? That leaves plenty of time to work
outer turtle
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stable badger
I drink and find college easy, maybe for some drinking becomes a problem but for...
tru
I went out every other day during my freshman year. Got my shit together after that
ivory ocean
Haha yeah that could be a bit too much
stable badger
it was fun though. I made up my gpa so no regrets
stable badger
my major was econ and it was honestly quite a joke