#2023_summer

1 messages · Page 299 of 1

near swallow
#

is this backwards

#

are u asking if mit good for quant

#

oh no because if ur grandma has never heard of the firm then it's not good enough

static spindle
#

I think salat got jane street in high school

near swallow
static spindle
#

as they should honestly

#

some person was posting matt walsh

#

yes

fickle ivy
#

okay rip my prof is not helping hes roasting me gg

static spindle
#

please mr bezos do not separate me from my love <3 (seattle)

fickle ivy
#

guys is a C and B in two cs classes rlly bad

#

first sem

#

what should I do

#

I got rest As in econ and math

#

what should I do

#

get all As next sem, 3.7 gpa

#

still okay? ish?

#

bro

#

can someone be a little bit serious im a bit confused rn 😭

#

can I dm you

#

actually fuck it okay like

#

what about for quants

static spindle
fickle ivy
#

is it okay for quants

static spindle
fickle ivy
#

well like

#

is it HORRENDOUS like

#

will quants let it slide as first sem stupidity

#

i overcommitted

#

i hate citadel

#

i have a 2.5 cs gpa now first sem in 🙂

#

at an "easy" school

#

brown

#

🦓

static spindle
#

do u know react

tawny dust
#

Damn gpa matters?

static spindle
#

you're applying fullstack right? you need both python and react for that shit afaik

fickle ivy
#

@sinful locust how low is low

soft basin
#

after first internship idt gpa matters too much

#

as long as u above a 2.0 KEKW

fickle ivy
#

💀

tawny dust
#

i dropped from 3.8 to 3.45 cause i could care less for processor and logic classes..

fickle ivy
#

should I just quit csl mao

near swallow
#

fighting game player cope is same breed as cs major cope

tawny dust
static spindle
#

i got a C in AI and gpa dropped to 3.7 sadge

near swallow
#

IF YOU ARE CHEESE SCHOOL PLS LEAVE

static spindle
#

cant get a job now

near swallow
hardy patrol
#

when are you guys doing leetcode again

#

i stopped

static spindle
#

he's asking nicely

hardy patrol
#

every day?

#

fuck me i was going to redo b75 on jan but you guys grind non stop

near swallow
#

BRO CHILL YOU GO TO CHEESE SCHOOL
YOU GUYS HAVE LEETCODE PARTIES AND DRINK COW BEER AND SMELL
YOU WEAR SAME SOCKS 3 DAYS IN A ROW
AND YOUR PROFESSORS ARE COOLER THAN YOU

tawny dust
hardy patrol
#

nice

static spindle
tawny dust
#

is there a january recruitment season for software interns?

hardy patrol
#

june~ is when apps open for 2024 summer iirc

near swallow
#

u mich and cheese school kids are always the weirdest
confirming midwest is weirdest

#

actual good schools but they never acknowledge it lol

hardy patrol
#

so im gearing up for it even though its a while away

#

oh lnfao

magic current
#

what sites do you guys recommend for finding internships?
cuz literally every company i find wants me to create an account for smth lol

hardy patrol
#

right yea makes sense

near swallow
#

yeah i wish i could say i don't care lol but people who go to good schools and downplay it are clowns in my book
this is me being serious
the cheese school stuff was a joke tho

magic current
#

fair i guess

near swallow
#

@stable spire

magic current
#

for summer?

near swallow
#

if ur not using rust BTreeMap then leave

magic current
#

rip

near swallow
#

yeah bruv it doesn't take a lot to confirm a school is good, just look up their assignments, when i compare good vs bad schools it's way diff

tawny dust
#

when u say it like that it don't sound so bad!

near swallow
#

it destroys your soul but u guys learn

#

true tho

#

the random scandinavian and german school curriculums are also OP but they don't benefit from beign in america

tawny dust
#

Is there a tech intern recruitment season in january or no?

#

Na i have a company in mind fingers crossed

#

💀

karmic whale
#

Hey so

#

Is 2 projects enough

#

To get an internship?

#

Im guessing no?

tawny dust
#

shit actually works tho i once got a job out of cold calls!

karmic whale
#

I have a portfolio website and a weather app

#

sheeeeeshh

#

How long would that take?

#

How about an Amazon clone??

tawny dust
karmic whale
#

How about an Amazon Clone?

tawny dust
#

Really?????

karmic whale
#

Is that good?

tawny dust
#

After what. they did?

tawny dust
karmic whale
#

I mean why is a C++ compiler considered a big/good project?

#

Im a noobie

tawny dust
#

for when summer

karmic whale
#

lol

tawny dust
#

i was making one in the womb

#

late bloomer i guess

#

its ok

karmic whale
#

I barely built a weather app

#

I had to copy a lot from the internet

near swallow
#

HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS

#

I WANT TO GET INTO FACEBOOK

karmic whale
#

Jokes aside

#

What do i add to my resume?

near swallow
#

kirb350 thanospog

karmic whale
#

I have a portfolio website and a weather app

tawny dust
#

i was busy solving world hunger when I was 1 week in

karmic whale
#

I need 2 more good projects right?

near swallow
#

honestly kirb350 is almost a faithful superset of fb tagged

near swallow
#

3 bad projects is bad

#

if u can target it to your desired field even better
like some amazin rust project 🙂

tawny dust
#
  • compiler
karmic whale
#

Think*

#

Its just that I have no clue what to add

#

Like really I have no clue what project to make

#

To add to my resume

#

What do you think I should add?

near swallow
#

maybe, i mean u prob have good projects 🙂

karmic whale
#

Well guys

near swallow
#

cuz like ur honest w/yourself it's not hard to figure out if your project is good

karmic whale
#

What do you think I should build?

#

Like tell me

#

Some od your good projects

near swallow
#

yeah this is ok lol we are all just polishing garbage here

karmic whale
#

of*

near swallow
#

same for my performance review

near swallow
# karmic whale Some od your good projects

i had very mid tier ones as a student, i had a mobile app and a fullstack website
but if i could go back in time and know i wanted to be in systems and rust
i would've invested 30 hours in a rust project lol

safe minnow
#

Just warning you Juda, apparently some nooglers are getting hire to fired to fulfill some quotas

near swallow
#

like a good CLI app
or even just a multithreaded web server as an intro project to hold me steady until i made the good one

#

rust has a lot of fun projects like snes/gba emulators or an OS or a compiler

#

if you make a fullstack it can be fun too but now i realize that any investment into frontend when u don't wanna do frontend is a waste

safe minnow
#

This year just seems particularly bad, maybe they tone it down next year

tawny dust
#

work in progress need to add image and video messaging but what ya think resume worthy?

#

no?

safe minnow
#

Yeah

karmic whale
#

Well

#

Should I just build projects

tawny dust
#

whats that?

karmic whale
#

From the odin project?

tawny dust
#

looks interesting!

#

TY for advice

#

There is a reason he enjoys recession

ivory ocean
#

Gang gang

soft basin
#

lucky

#

its the lower 60s rn for me

static spindle
soft basin
#

fuck no\

#

the lowest weve gotten here is like the mid 30s

#

in the past few yrs

static spindle
#

arent you from TX

fickle ivy
#

💀

soft basin
#

flawida

static spindle
#

ah nvm

soft basin
#

flormida

static spindle
#

texas was 13F today

#

back to 60s next week though xd

soft basin
#

texas gets colder than fl

#

im pretty sure

fickle ivy
#

does google ask for transcripts

#

so when they see my CS grades

#

are they not gonna insta reject me

#

dude

#

i dont even like cs

#

and my intro class was BS as fuck

#

the first grade I got this sem was my final grade

#

😭 okay

#

i trust you

north scroll
fickle ivy
#

yeah

#

oh well

#

idk

#

i fucked up

#

sorry

#

ok

#

next step how do i explain to indian parents 💀

#

ig i just odnt

#

mba?

#

m7?

#

what is the cutoff

#

okay well if I get all As

#

ill be well above that next sem still

north scroll
fickle ivy
#

TC

#

?

static spindle
#

MAKE IT RAIN

tawny dust
fickle ivy
#

yeah but idt like

#

70/hr is that much

#

not enough for financial freedom

north scroll
#

💀

tawny dust
north scroll
#

classic freshmen

tawny dust
#

where u wrk

quaint bolt
#

Akuna gave me low 70s so prolly akuna dogesmile

tawny dust
#

He still worried about C in class. Email your prof thats why u make more money then him!

#

dont worry about how much he makes jst do it!

safe minnow
fickle ivy
fickle ivy
#

he said a C is extremely appropriate for your performance

#

said all my assignments had smth wrong and proceeded to list 5 assignments which were all "fine"

#

💀 fucking whore

tawny dust
fickle ivy
#

yeah no if i get rich

#

im not donating to brown cs

#

im donating to econ

#

and applied math

quaint bolt
#

Amazon 70?

#

Is that with house?

fickle ivy
#

with house yes

safe minnow
#

Yeah I’m guessing including hosing

quaint bolt
#

💀

fickle ivy
#

yeah but like

#

the thing is

#

the housing stipend is not really exclusive lmao

#

i can keep however much i want of it

safe minnow
#

But if we include housing things just get wack 🤔

fickle ivy
#

live on the streets keep it all 💀

#

well even without it like 63/hr

#

not bad ig

#

💀

tawny dust
# fickle ivy amzn

fck u was my first interview this year and in my life. had me tripping throwing hashmaps all over the problem.

fickle ivy
#

😭

#

idek what to do anymore

#

never gotten a C before

#

and never had such a pussy of a prof

tawny dust
#

bro u worrying to much

safe minnow
#

Tbh was it a deserved C

fickle ivy
#

tax is 30%

#

ny

safe minnow
#

Do you have any outside unbiased opinion on this

fickle ivy
#

yes

#

7 people

#

in my class

#

who i all helpd all sem

#

who all can confirm I am a programmer who deserves an A in taht course

#

my other B that

#

that I deserved that course was harrd

#

i wasnt great at it

safe minnow
#

If you helped them

fickle ivy
tawny dust
fickle ivy
#

we all like helped each other but it wasnt like

#

i was incompetent

#

or i was on the receiving end of it all

#

is what i mean

safe minnow
#

It just seems weird, your prof shouldn’t hate you for any particular reason

fickle ivy
#

@safe minnow idk bro my prof is a bit of a nutjob

static spindle
#

yeah lol profs have too much going on to remember or fail you in particular

fickle ivy
#

yeah idk

#

but like

#

is amazon even tha tgood

#

like

safe minnow
fickle ivy
#

idek the path to financial freedom

static spindle
#

wait aren't you a freshman?

fickle ivy
#

thats also the problem

#

a B and C in both my cs classes

#

as first sem frosh

tawny dust
static spindle
#

freshmen skull4k

fickle ivy
#

kinda outrageous

#

wdym

tawny dust
#

Amazon as a freshman outlandish

static spindle
#

you can have financial freedom making 100k

tawny dust
#

still whining

static spindle
#

amazon has 200k starting

#

amazon gives you more than just financial freedom

fickle ivy
#

idk

grand dagger
#

least neurotic cs major

fickle ivy
#

when I realized i was gonna get a B in cs33

#

one of my friend said "you shouldnt be getting Bs at brown"

#

yeah

#

I do

static spindle
fickle ivy
#

hes a bit realistic

#

hes like

#

its fine

#

but realistically

tawny dust
#

Im leaving he jst here to flex

static spindle
fickle ivy
#

i fucked up my courseload was way too fucking hard

#

this sem

quaint bolt
#

Imagine getting a C, couldn’t be me

fickle ivy
#

👲 Cs get degrees

#

idk

#

bro

#

like

#

i dont know what to say

#

thing is like

#

i dont have perspective

static spindle
fickle ivy
#

i dont know how BAD this is

#

like is it BAD BAD

#

or okay okay

fickle ivy
static spindle
#

mf got amazon as a freshman

fickle ivy
#

idk if to hop on the bandwagon

#

LOL

#

i mean like

#

i think for cs/swe

#

im probably still okay

#

goog 3.4 -> 3.7 gpa prob fine ish

#

but like

#

for quant? might be kinda fucked

#

twitter kermit_popcorn

#

I do

tawny dust
#

@fickle ivy u make me want to be a hater!

fickle ivy
#

im sorry @tawny dust 😭

#

but like

#

i want some genuine advice

#

or am i screwed for like quant/ib/consulting

static spindle
#

you've been given genuine advice by 20 different people so far

#

FUCK CAPITAL ONE

#

I HATE CAPITAL ONE

fickle ivy
#

am i screwed for quant/ib/consulting

#

and possibly swe

quaint bolt
#

Chill @fickle ivy WazowskiStare

static spindle
#

🤦‍♀️

tawny dust
fickle ivy
#

C and B

quaint bolt
#

I thought they died out last year

fickle ivy
#

in both cs classes

#

@honest spire 😭

quaint bolt
#

Bc so few people got offers this year

fickle ivy
#

if HRT

tawny dust
fickle ivy
#

is dev more money

#

than quant

tawny dust
quaint bolt
#

See this is what’s gonna happen to the 14yo quant grinders in a couple years

fickle ivy
tawny dust
#

the industry simply got more money. Or AI thats where future is at!!!

fickle ivy
#

dev to

#

business mgmt

tawny dust
fickle ivy
#

really

#

no MBA?

#

just cs/swe/dev for 5 years to like

tawny dust
#

depends

fickle ivy
#

exec roles

#

?

quaint bolt
#

People do swe -> swe manager -> vp

tawny dust
#

@fickle ivy Bro u too enthusiastic as long as are good at something in this world u can make money

fickle ivy
#

but idk if im good at something

#

thats the thing

#

like am i just really bad at cs and got HELLA LUCKY with amazon

#

or something

quaint bolt
#

put your phone down and go play a game or something

#

Watch some Netflix

fickle ivy
tawny dust
#

@fickle ivy I know mechanics making more money senior engineers. so jst choose something u like and stick to it.

fickle ivy
#

gonna chill

#

i dont like cs

#

im going to be honest

#

i like business and applied math way way more

tawny dust
#

yeah he started as a meechanic tho

#

jst was good at it

fickle ivy
#

IB -> business mgmt idk

#

i wanna do IB but IB gpa matters

#

right

#

@feral void

#

3.4?

tawny dust
#

thats jst as bad as CS i head their interviews are worse

fickle ivy
fickle ivy
#

at this point

#

i just want money

#

😭

quaint bolt
#

Imagine a movie star saying they’re a fan of Imagine Wagons dogesmile

fickle ivy
#

ig

tawny dust
fickle ivy
#

nah the one I got a C in

#

was all freshman class

cedar pecan
#

Bro I might have taken the L on that Charles scwab final round interview

#

I had a coding question

#

But didn’t get it

tawny dust
#

really its taht cursed?

cedar pecan
#

Does that mean I prolly didn’t get it right

fickle ivy
cedar pecan
#

If you don’t get the question

fickle ivy
#

its not THAT bad but

#

idk

#

okay maybe

#

i shouldnt be worried

#

and just chill

cedar pecan
#

But the guy at the end was like if I wanted to work in Texas

safe minnow
cedar pecan
#

Bro idk I just wanted to get in

safe minnow
#

I’ve missed basically half an interview and got an offer

#

So YMMV

coarse crane
#

fr do NOT accept your summer 2023 amazon offers

#

absolutely do not

#

(i am on the waitlist for a RO)

tawny dust
#

poor jeff first his wife took all his money and now people shit on his company!

fickle ivy
#

🙀 no shot

#

NO SHOT

#

i love that shit

#

im into it

coarse crane
#

this is true

fickle ivy
safe minnow
#

Nah bro they said PIP now leads straight to the death row

#

No more firing

coarse crane
#

what happened? did you accept your offer?

cedar pecan
#

I hope Charles scwab still clutched up for me

tawny dust
#

all companies are running a "deficit". Brother, it's a tax fraud.

#

legal but fraud none the less

#

i never made a dollar in my life!

safe minnow
#

College students are running a deficit from day 1

tawny dust
#

in 1,000,000 dept and still trying to pay it off

#

facts

fickle ivy
#

okay well ig it'll be okay

tawny dust
fickle ivy
#

tapping pockets?

safe minnow
tawny dust
fickle ivy
#

💀

safe minnow
#

Us after talking to 100 different mentally unstable people for an entire day

fickle ivy
#

damn he's a twink

#

lmao

#

i wish I was this

safe minnow
#

Wdym for fall

#

Oh

#

Wait

#

That’s not just a web toon?

#

WTF

#

Had pretty great initial depth

#

Honestly most authors just plan the initial x chapters

#

Then don’t know what to do when it blows up

#

It’s not profitable to plan a long story if no one reads the first 50 chapters

#

A bit yeah

near swallow
#

rare sushi W

#

what is lookism, is it a webtoon

#

i like webtoons, i only read ToG
but i wanna read purple hyacinth

upbeat ice
#

I read the manwha

near swallow
#

i also wanna read jjk manga 😩 to be ready for s2 in summer

upbeat ice
#

Now it’s where Arthur returns from training

#

Yeah he just got back from the training

#

Have you read eleceed that’s my favorite

torn gull
#

hell na

real sedge
#

It's just pure power fantasy garbo

#

Fair

#

I like tog

#

The lore is good

#

But I'm not caught up

#

I do dat wit codeing

tawny dust
# real sedge Lookism is garbo

Doesn’t really teach much. What if you want to improve in life you should wait for some miracle to come along and turn you into a handsome stud. Na take yo fat ass to the gym!

tawny dust
#

Not taht it doesn’t teach much it portrays the wrong message more like

#

Underlying message

near swallow
real sedge
#

But now I've forgotten the plot

#

So I'm waiting for a bunch of chapters to come out

#

So i can binge it all

#

I stopped somewhere in s3

#

Its esp tuff woth ToG

#

Cuz it's like 550chaps now

proud crag
#

whats tog

#

whats lookism

#

is it like colorism

#

colorism is fucked up

upbeat ice
proud crag
#

tanz it migt be the alcool talking bit ur username is funny

#

recession enjoyer is a funny name

#

fuck you

real sedge
#

It is nice art tho

#

I don't understand the hype

#

It's just pretty pictures

#

Also the "romance" subplot is dumb

upbeat ice
#

i think webtoon better, I got to like 400, but I also forgot a lot of plot points as I read it on an off

real sedge
#

MC smells good so I luv him 💀

proud crag
near swallow
proud crag
#

i think that is the plot of a henrai

near swallow
#

Just watch a recap on youtube

real sedge
near swallow
#

Worked for me

#

Fair

proud crag
#

feel free to delete this jirb if nsfw. i am drunj

#

but its most certainly a plot to one

#

u cant be in my walls the power is out here

#

thats ehy i drhnj

#

because i got dinner instead of existing in a house without power

#

the morr i hear about webtoons the morr convinced i am that they are ALL sword art online

upbeat ice
#

i read that, i liked it. it's like a cute slice of life

proud crag
#

kirito is off screen

#

its also sao

broken meadow
#

"$24 over cost"

#

i guess they meant to say $24 overrides the original cost

fickle ivy
#

why cant we play the gif

#

😭

#

HUH

hearty river
#

Dr. Aight — Today at 8:46 PM
STFU YAHKUNA

fickle ivy
#

yahkuna metadata

real sedge
broken meadow
#

test engineer is different from QA right

#

i think id take any position as long as it involves writing code tbh

near swallow
#

Nah fam swe at white castle is more valuable than QA at jane street

broken meadow
#

bruh

#

im too naive to be sure if thats sarcasm or not tbh

near swallow
#

yeah most people would rank tog anime a solid 8/10

#

and if you rank it lower then the story's not really for you

#

means you genuinely don't like the story/plot/characters, which is fine

#

cuz it also happens to be weakest part of the story lol

#

it's just set up

static spindle
#

you'll make the 1.6k back during ur internship

#

I'd take the ticket home

hardy patrol
#

do internships care if you took a gap semester

#

like in the background check do they see that and be like yea this guys a threat rescind his offer

static spindle
#

finna dox krishna das

broken meadow
#

what is up my dudes

static spindle
#

oh yeah he also sent his own resume without censoring it

broken meadow
#

i am slowly picking up some autohotkey syntax to make filling out forms for applications less tedious

static spindle
#

I remember his last name was kinda odd

#

no

#

wait

#

im tripping

#

I was thinking of goku lmfao

rapid swan
#

csmajors?

broken meadow
#

no cuz i wasnt talking to u

#

also dude is a state of mind

rapid swan
#

I just checked and he wasnt there

#

just the same ppl from here kekw

#

bruh

static spindle
#

yall mfs are unironically in a mathematics server ❓

sinful locust
#

that math discord server unironically added like 10 points to my course grade

near swallow
#

There were 2 gokus i think and I IP banned the bad one

sinful locust
#

its so goated

near swallow
#

Whoever this other one was isnt banned

#

Nah i just felt like it

#

Lol no ofc he did somethin

#

I dont remember with these ppl anymore

#

But we only ban if it’s bad af or i specifically warn u on something

#

Like el pachiti

#

He played with fire

#

@hearty river EL PACHITI

static spindle
#

i forget what did he do

#

he has the dog pfp right

near swallow
#

somebody pinged mods, i said dont do that dont play with mod pings and next one gets banned

#

He was right there and pachiti pinged mods

#

So i did temp ban lol

static spindle
#

wasn't that like 2-3 days ago? or is it someone else who pinged mods for fun

near swallow
#

It was pachiti, yes i banned cuz he pinged lol

#

This happens more often than u think lol

#

joke ping
i say stop playing
somebody does it
ban

#

Poking ant hill with stick

hardy patrol
#

what shenanigans are you rascals up to

real sedge
#

@earnest hatch y u pingin

earnest hatch
real sedge
near swallow
#

Who pinged

#

I have logs

#

Step forward

#

Or i will fire

earnest hatch
near swallow
#

Stop being a snitch bro

near swallow
dense tinsel
#

stop spamming

#

🤓

sinful locust
fickle ivy
#

mathematics

earnest hatch
#

Maths

near swallow
#

I study maths at oxford

#

You study meths at cheese school

#

We are not the same

#

EL CHEESEY PATITI

sinful locust
#

r u in high school jc

#

oh i. c my bad sorry

static spindle
#

cheese boy 🧀

fickle ivy
#

I want his cheese 🫕

lavish jay
#

so what's happening w amazon waitlist. are we ngmi

#

eh?

#

yeah will do, just finished exams so thought I'd see what the sitch is

#

smodge

#

feels bad

soft basin
#

have a great christmas eve yall

#

take some time off leetcode for urselves KEKW

sinful locust
#

when does Netflix get off break 🙃

#

so I can stop refreshing my email

earnest hatch
#

Enjoy your holidays

sinful locust
#

after final (for security)

#

Where did u find this btw

#

Ahhhhhh right

#

Ok I’m just wasting my time worrying about this until Jan 3rd

#

Merry Christmas Eve

fickle ivy
#

thanks

#

🙂

lethal sand
#

hope Santa brings some offers

sinful locust
devout jewel
#

I want woman that loves me 😔

#

mbn

#

manifesting one for next yr

sinful locust
devout jewel
#

time to become gigachad next yr

sinful locust
#

i’m legit right here

#

same tho

devout jewel
#

wya? I’m just cuddling with a pillow

sinful locust
#

how many other 2nd year dropbox interns that have a girlfriend do you know???

lethal sand
#

just procrastinate more, then u have to just make breakfast

devout jewel
#

I don’t wanna be single anymore 😭😭

#

I’m too tired going to bed alone

#

bet

#

already flying out to Mountain View

coarse crane
#

Its always empty

earnest hatch
#

If you find the right person it is and it's worth trying

sudden stream
#

The voices in your heads don’t count

thorn quartz
#

3D?

crisp berry
#

how come recruiter sends me their linkedin and asks to stay in touch in rejection email but then doesn't accept my request

dense tinsel
dense tinsel
ivory ocean
#

Anyone know what FAANG is 120K NG?

ivory ocean
devout jewel
sly copper
ivory ocean
#

No

#

Some guy on Reddit said he’s in FAANG NG

#

And he said he gets 120

#

So I kinda don’t believe him lol

hardy patrol
#

isnt c1 like 140k

#

hcol

ivory ocean
#

It was in a post saying “do you think tech salaries are dropping”

sly copper
ivory ocean
#

Even LCOL is higher than that I thought

#

Hell, Amazon Detroit NG is 180

#

210 w bonus

#

He’s Amazon

#

Seattle

#

I think he’s just terrible at meth

#

Math******

dense tinsel
ivory ocean
#

This retard

dense tinsel
#

also

ivory ocean
#

He’s only considering base

#

129k base in seattle Amazon

dense tinsel
#

im flying to sf tmrw

#

what should i visit there

#

stripe and google for sure

#

lunch with cousin at goog dogesmile talk about his codebase

#

jkjk

ivory ocean
#

/

thorn quartz
#

It was a valid question imo dogesmile

ivory ocean
# thorn quartz Smartest swe

He’s literally in the comments where people are saying their 170+ NG offers at FAANG going “I guess Amazon is just the weakest FAANG” and saying how sad he is to hear that he’s “so underpaid”

#

Lmfao

dense tinsel
#

i did 2 pushup reps new record dogesmile grined wont stop

ivory ocean
#

This dude is actually a moron

dense tinsel
#

i will hit 30 reps one day bois

ivory ocean
#

Yeah probably in like a week or two

dense tinsel
#

ye hopefully

#

ngl the reason why im staritng is cuz a tate vid lol

ivory ocean
#

I’m assuming you’ve never worked out really so you should know that when you first start, your strength fuckin skyrockets

#

Ew

#

I hate that guy

#

But if he motivated you to health then whatever, that’s good

dense tinsel
#

yeah hes cringy but has good advice

#

ye

#

is not much but is progress

#

more knee pushups for now until i can grind out more reps

#

i can only do 15 knee ones 😦

#

parents will let me go gym after covid die down more

#

since china reopened they're worried there will be new variant

#

so i will wait for 5th shot before going

#

maybe

#

ye

ivory ocean
#

Yeah every now and then he’ll say something good but 95% of the time im wishing he’d stop talking lol

dense tinsel
#

how many reps should i do a day

#

lke how many k nee reps and then how many real reps

#

and how many sets and when

#

hmm fair

#

ok ill figure it out

#

gotta rizz fr tho

#

grind time

quaint bolt
dense tinsel
#

idk if ill get a christmas present

#

probably 100 bucks like usual

#

for birthday my parents spoiled me a bit tho

#

monitor, mouse (which already broke), keeb, and 100 bucks

proud crag
#

ask for 100 in 2 dolar bills

dense tinsel
#

over 400 bucks value i scammed them haha

proud crag
#

holy based

sinful locust
#

good

#

its a waste of time and ruins ur body

proud crag
#

big mistake, one of these stats is verifiable

#

post ratemyprofessor

#

lets see if you really are a 4.8

fickle ivy
#

hatemyprof

proud crag
#

bullshit post it

#

also

#

put that on resume if true lmfaoo

earnest hatch
#

No, unless out of the US. It's the Holidays so don't expect anything over the next few weeks

#

More headcount after January hopefully hopium

hidden mural
#

receive head from TAs

near swallow
#

Streaming?

#

Deleting because legal reasons

earnest hatch
#

No, enjoy your holidays

near swallow
#

Check dm’s

ivory ocean
#

Yeah but the guy is zon

#

He just completely ignored half the components of his salary mf said base only

fickle ivy
#

i just want to not have to worry

#

😭 i thought

#

id be so happy over break

#

not worried abt shit

#

but oh well

#

i have a 3.4 gpa

#

:/

#

not really as bing chilling

#

as I was

#

so like

#

im worried i wont be able to get it up idk

#

i know @sinful locust

#

i need to buy a cheap noose

#

and chair

#

🪢

#

drop out of earth

#

lowkey

#

ikkk

#

but like

#

it still feels

ivory ocean
#

That’s what I fucking told him

fickle ivy
#

bad

#

idk

#

i know

#

^

#

yeah

#

so

#

drop out time

#

gg

ivory ocean
#

Really only cit

fickle ivy
#

bye guys its been a fun run

near swallow
#

for some reason i read this as u have amazon and ur brown

#

and i was like WazowskiStare

#

remember that even the worst version of you is better than @hearty river on a good day

#

LOL

#

!choose save one yahkuna, save all pallas cats

warped daggerBOT
#

save all pallas cats

near swallow
#

at least u don't go to cornell, depresso espresso
big brain in cs class then walk home uphill in gloomy snow

#

nah cheese school easily better

#

ur indoor lc parties are bottom tier

#

but the cow beer

#

elevates the experience

#

patron saint of cheese school

#

cheezus christ

#

holy be thy cheese

#

🧀

#

imagine waiting for downloads lol

#

some of us don't have patience sushi

#

wait how fast are torrents now, do u have good internet

#

mine sucks

#

bro's load is hella balanced

#

sounds sus

#

🪞

hardy patrol
#

what you guys doing here on christmas eve

#

oh word

#

stuck at a family gathering pretending like im texting something important

muted summit
#

we talking about cisco meraki? the real ones know about their interviews. KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

hardy patrol
#

meraki incident of '22

#

i dont have the resume to risk that

#

neither do any of us

woven loom
#

fr 😖

proud whale
#

Leetcode

hardy patrol
#

dont leetcode go do some shit you enjoy

#

you have any hobbies

proud whale
#

Leetcode

hardy patrol
elfin peak
#

Christmas eve celebration is overrated

fickle ivy
#

its -47 outside

#

rather stay inside and watch tv or leetcode

safe minnow
#

Are there many startup people meetups in the bay area

rapid swan
rapid swan
#

art

#

self learning

fickle ivy
rapid swan
sinful locust
#

leetcode

fickle ivy
#

goofy ahh

broken meadow
#

tf

#

is there a point in applying to all 3 of them

#

seems like a waste of time

formal gust
#

🤣

broken meadow
#

ayo but

#

etransfer is one of the few good things abt canada

quiet plover
#

Isn't it free tho?

#

Never had one

#

Ah yes

#

I do

#

It should be free for everyone then

#

Share course

twin sandal
#

anyone do the oa for zoox?

sinful locust
#

Hey guys, I just wanted to take a minute to wish you all a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. People don't spend much time or thought on personal messages to their friends and family these days - they just copy and paste some random message and send it on. So after all we've been through together this year, I want to thank you for your friendship and wish you all a happy and fulfilling 2018 - you’re the best gymnastics group anyone could ask for. Best wishes, Helen

sinful locust
twin sandal
#

idk i got an OA email like 2 hours ago

#

swe intern i think

#

full stack

devout jewel
#

all I want for christimas is google offer

#

plz

#

just plz

#

I need it

#

I don’t want gf for Christmas

#

only google offer 😈😈😈😈

sinful locust
#

@jagged nimbus youre back

grand briar
#

I swear all you do is complain

devout jewel
weak wadi
#

nobody cares about the soft

#

only g

astral dew
devout jewel
#

hi Jody

#

it been so long

#

what u been up to?

astral dew
#

Nothing bro just rest before semester PepeHands

#

How have u been? 👀

devout jewel
#

thanks broski

astral dew
#

Also get better g

#

Oh Chimi I went to charlotte today and went to panthers game dogesmile

#

It was 14 degrees out there PepeHands

fickle ivy
#

merry christmas

#

to all

devout jewel
hollow quarry
#

All I want for Christmas is HRT

#

HRT HRT HRT

south oak
#

When does spring recruiting start

tepid jewel
#

I work at the soft. I need to care about it 🙃

#

Mr Juda (mod), merry Christmas!

#

Or ms Juda, merry Christmas!

#

I’m playing American truck simulator and relaxing lol

#

Wbu?

#

😎😎😎

near swallow
nimble cedar
atomic meteor
#

very few, but some

earnest hatch
#

They rescinded interns who got new grad return offers

royal pagoda
#

step Madge

devout jewel
#

bruh he’s Batman tho

proud crag
#

but your yt vid resume says int is also maxed, meaning your previous message that you are "not cracked" is a contradiction

crisp orbit
#

his int so maxxed he reaelizes the value of not letting people know he's cracked

cosmic rose
#

I was thinking of this convo when i wrote that

fickle ivy
#

are you the real Pan?

#

merry christmas pan

thorn quartz
#

what a kind professor lmao

rapid notch
#

have anyone given TikTok oa

hollow sorrel
#

is it possible for a company to rescind an internship offer, or does it only happen with full time

jagged nimbus
sand coral
#

Companies can also rescind intern offers

sinful locust
rapid swan
#

keep ur head up king

#

quant soon

#

also merry christmas hos

fickle ivy
#

F for pan PepeHands

#

@honest spire KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

#

yeah

#

he got fucked over

#

see new video

#

i feel bad

#

i thought i was fucked

#

atleast i still have a job

#

i got fukced like that too prepping for HRT

#

destroyed my midterm assignemnts in cs

#

and then didnt get HRT and also fked my grades lets go

#

HRT HRT HRT

#

u got uber? shieshesh

#

all we can do now is prep for next szn

#

oh what u have

#

which

hidden mural
#

Uber interviews are ez

fickle ivy
#

how u get att

#

shiesh

hidden mural
#

don't even need optimal solution

fickle ivy
#

which problem

#

krishna

#

ripplemathc?

near swallow
fickle ivy
#

goofy ahh

earnest brook
#

Merry christmas

sand coral
#

What interviews did cold emailing get you?

hollow sorrel
safe minnow
#

Every one I signed so far states that employment can be canceled at any time from either side

sinful locust
#

what day do offices open up again?

verbal iris
haughty ice
#

i also fucked up uber

#

but it was my first interview of the recruiting season

#

everything else has been good

sly copper
#

yeo

#

@honest spire did you get off

near swallow
#

kekw_recession_enjoyer

sly copper
#

big companies are already finished/finishing up for interns

#

mostly

#

zon is donezo lol

sinful locust
#

only big companies hiring are apple/nvidia

#

and google

fickle ivy
#

munaño

#

isnt goog on hiring freeze

sinful locust
sand coral
proud crag
#

laborers always overplay hours worked and pay while underplaying hours slept

#

its not that

#

its bragging

#

we underplay hours for the sane reason i feel

#

"oh i only work 20 hour weeks" but they dont count meetings or emails as work

#

what color is your bridgewater offer

#

u sure? at that point how could u even break 5-10 hours a week consistently

alpine burrow
#

Don’t know if I’m in a right place. I just concluded my devops engineer training

muted summit
#

is it return false

#

LOL

#

AC is passing?