#2023_summer
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are u asking if mit good for quant
oh no because if ur grandma has never heard of the firm then it's not good enough
I think salat got jane street in high school
back when it was just a dead end street
jane street alleyway
okay rip my prof is not helping hes roasting me gg
please mr bezos do not separate me from my love <3 (seattle)
guys is a C and B in two cs classes rlly bad
first sem
what should I do
I got rest As in econ and math
what should I do
get all As next sem, 3.7 gpa
still okay? ish?
bro
can someone be a little bit serious im a bit confused rn 😭
can I dm you
actually fuck it okay like
what about for quants
None of my applications have asked why I got xyz grade on whatever class. As long as its a 3.5+ you're totally fine
is it okay for quants
depends on ur school and the rest of ur resume. Definitely not preferable
well like
is it HORRENDOUS like
will quants let it slide as first sem stupidity
i overcommitted
i hate citadel
i have a 2.5 cs gpa now first sem in 🙂
at an "easy" school
brown
🦓
do u know react
Damn gpa matters?
you're applying fullstack right? you need both python and react for that shit afaik
@sinful locust how low is low
💀
i dropped from 3.8 to 3.45 cause i could care less for processor and logic classes..
should I just quit csl mao
average fighting game player cope
"i lost because i didn't try"

fighting game player cope is same breed as cs major cope
i dint say i 'cause i didnt try' i said cause i could care less still gota B tho it flys
i got a C in AI and gpa dropped to 3.7 
IF YOU ARE CHEESE SCHOOL PLS LEAVE
cant get a job now
yeah i'm pulling ur chain lol no worries
he's asking nicely
BRO CHILL YOU GO TO CHEESE SCHOOL
YOU GUYS HAVE LEETCODE PARTIES AND DRINK COW BEER AND SMELL
YOU WEAR SAME SOCKS 3 DAYS IN A ROW
AND YOUR PROFESSORS ARE COOLER THAN YOU
fck i got an intership for spring but still empty for summer gotta get back on leetcode😂
nice
if ur empty for summer you should apply to literally every company that's still open and pray
is there a january recruitment season for software interns?
june~ is when apps open for 2024 summer iirc
u mich and cheese school kids are always the weirdest
confirming midwest is weirdest
actual good schools but they never acknowledge it lol
what sites do you guys recommend for finding internships?
cuz literally every company i find wants me to create an account for smth lol
right yea makes sense
yeah i wish i could say i don't care lol but people who go to good schools and downplay it are clowns in my book
this is me being serious
the cheese school stuff was a joke tho
fair i guess
@stable spire
for summer?
if ur not using rust BTreeMap then leave
rip
yeah bruv it doesn't take a lot to confirm a school is good, just look up their assignments, when i compare good vs bad schools it's way diff
when u say it like that it don't sound so bad!
it destroys your soul but u guys learn
true tho

the random scandinavian and german school curriculums are also OP but they don't benefit from beign in america
Is there a tech intern recruitment season in january or no?
Na i have a company in mind fingers crossed
💀
shit actually works tho i once got a job out of cold calls!
I have a portfolio website and a weather app
sheeeeeshh
How long would that take?
How about an Amazon clone??
i have that a chatting app and a movie recomendation app im working on.
How about an Amazon Clone?
Really?????
Is that good?
After what. they did?
sounds tough
for when summer
lol
damn you giving me false hope 😭
i was making one in the womb
late bloomer i guess
its ok
kirb350 
I have a portfolio website and a weather app
i was busy solving world hunger when I was 1 week in
I need 2 more good projects right?
you need 1 god tier or 2 good
3 bad projects is bad
if u can target it to your desired field even better
like some amazin rust project 🙂
- compiler
Well my portfolio website and weather app arent bad I thibk
Think*
Its just that I have no clue what to add
Like really I have no clue what project to make
To add to my resume
What do you think I should add?
i hate to say it but even if the portfolio is impressive, nobody will open it
so consider that
maybe, i mean u prob have good projects 🙂
Well guys
cuz like ur honest w/yourself it's not hard to figure out if your project is good
yeah this is ok lol we are all just polishing garbage here
of*
same for my performance review
i had very mid tier ones as a student, i had a mobile app and a fullstack website
but if i could go back in time and know i wanted to be in systems and rust
i would've invested 30 hours in a rust project lol
Just warning you Juda, apparently some nooglers are getting hire to fired to fulfill some quotas
like a good CLI app
or even just a multithreaded web server as an intro project to hold me steady until i made the good one
rust has a lot of fun projects like snes/gba emulators or an OS or a compiler
if you make a fullstack it can be fun too but now i realize that any investment into frontend when u don't wanna do frontend is a waste
This year just seems particularly bad, maybe they tone it down next year
work in progress need to add image and video messaging but what ya think resume worthy?
no?
Yeah
whats that?
From the odin project?
i thought you meant -60s
arent you from TX
💀
ah nvm
flormida
does google ask for transcripts
so when they see my CS grades
are they not gonna insta reject me
dude
i dont even like cs
and my intro class was BS as fuck
the first grade I got this sem was my final grade
😭 okay
i trust you
open curriculum 💀
💀
yeah
oh well
idk
i fucked up
sorry
ok
next step how do i explain to indian parents 💀
ig i just odnt
mba?
m7?
what is the cutoff
okay well if I get all As
ill be well above that next sem still
show them the TC
MAKE IT RAIN
ama gi kai war tuka ni lagda!
💀
brother i was hyped at 50
classic freshmen
where u wrk
Akuna gave me low 70s so prolly akuna 
He still worried about C in class. Email your prof thats why u make more money then him!
dont worry about how much he makes jst do it!
Until the prof lowers grade to F
amzn
I did email
he said a C is extremely appropriate for your performance
said all my assignments had smth wrong and proceeded to list 5 assignments which were all "fine"
💀 fucking whore
Email him that's why his wife cheating on him and block him period!
yeah no if i get rich
im not donating to brown cs
im donating to econ
and applied math
with house yes
Yeah I’m guessing including hosing
💀
yeah but like
the thing is
the housing stipend is not really exclusive lmao
i can keep however much i want of it
But if we include housing things just get wack 🤔
fck u was my first interview this year and in my life. had me tripping throwing hashmaps all over the problem.
😭
idek what to do anymore
never gotten a C before
and never had such a pussy of a prof
bro u worrying to much
Tbh was it a deserved C
Do you have any outside unbiased opinion on this
yes
7 people
in my class
who i all helpd all sem
who all can confirm I am a programmer who deserves an A in taht course
my other B that
that I deserved that course was harrd
i wasnt great at it
🤔well wouldn’t they be a bit biased towards you
If you helped them
like its more like
i got a C+ before but i deserved it attended the class 3 days first, midterm and final! I wear that C+ as a badge of honor!
we all like helped each other but it wasnt like
i was incompetent
or i was on the receiving end of it all
is what i mean
It just seems weird, your prof shouldn’t hate you for any particular reason
@safe minnow idk bro my prof is a bit of a nutjob
yeah lol profs have too much going on to remember or fail you in particular
Yeah, they genuinely give 0 shits for most of em
idek the path to financial freedom
wait aren't you a freshman?
i am
thats also the problem
a B and C in both my cs classes
as first sem frosh
FCK U
freshmen 
Amazon as a freshman outlandish
you can have financial freedom making 100k
still whining
idk
least neurotic cs major
when I realized i was gonna get a B in cs33
one of my friend said "you shouldnt be getting Bs at brown"
yeah
I do
honestly they're right, if you're not CEO of jane street by your 3rd week in Brown you have already failed
Im leaving he jst here to flex
🤦♀️
exactly

but like
idk
Imagine getting a C, couldn’t be me
👲 Cs get degrees
idk
bro
like
i dont know what to say
thing is like
i dont have perspective
ur answering your own worries dawg
was being sarcastic? ish
mf got amazon as a freshman
idk if to hop on the bandwagon
LOL
i mean like
i think for cs/swe
im probably still okay
goog 3.4 -> 3.7 gpa prob fine ish
but like
for quant? might be kinda fucked
twitter 
I do
@fickle ivy u make me want to be a hater!
im sorry @tawny dust 😭
but like
i want some genuine advice
or am i screwed for like quant/ib/consulting
you've been given genuine advice by 20 different people so far
FUCK CAPITAL ONE
I HATE CAPITAL ONE
Chill @fickle ivy 
🤦♀️
waitlisted me im with you on that FCK EM
C and B
I thought they died out last year
Bc so few people got offers this year
if HRT
do dev thats where moneys at in later years
later years yeh
See this is what’s gonna happen to the 14yo quant grinders in a couple years
can u go from
the industry simply got more money. Or AI thats where future is at!!!
yeah
depends
People do swe -> swe manager -> vp
@fickle ivy Bro u too enthusiastic as long as are good at something in this world u can make money
but idk if im good at something
thats the thing
like am i just really bad at cs and got HELLA LUCKY with amazon
or something
yeah ig
@fickle ivy I know mechanics making more money senior engineers. so jst choose something u like and stick to it.
gonna chill
i dont like cs
im going to be honest
i like business and applied math way way more
but like thing is with cs i kinda need to do it ig
IB -> business mgmt idk
i wanna do IB but IB gpa matters
right
@feral void
3.4?
thats jst as bad as CS i head their interviews are worse

idk bro
at this point
i just want money
😭
Imagine a movie star saying they’re a fan of Imagine Wagons 
ig
bro making 70/hr as a freshman in college and still sweating. Its really about perspective!
Bro I might have taken the L on that Charles scwab final round interview
I had a coding question
But didn’t get it
really its taht cursed?
Does that mean I prolly didn’t get it right

If you don’t get the question
But the guy at the end was like if I wanted to work in Texas
Depends
Bro idk I just wanted to get in
fr do NOT accept your summer 2023 amazon offers
absolutely do not
(i am on the waitlist for a RO)
poor jeff first his wife took all his money and now people shit on his company!
this is true

what happened? did you accept your offer?
I hope Charles scwab still clutched up for me
all companies are running a "deficit". Brother, it's a tax fraud.
legal but fraud none the less
i never made a dollar in my life!
College students are running a deficit from day 1
i see a indian freshman going to brown and interning at amazon in NY im tapping his pockets!!!
tapping pockets?

dont worry bout it!
💀
Wdym for fall
Oh

Wait
That’s not just a web toon?
WTF
Had pretty great initial depth
Honestly most authors just plan the initial x chapters
Then don’t know what to do when it blows up
It’s not profitable to plan a long story if no one reads the first 50 chapters

A bit yeah
rare sushi W
what is lookism, is it a webtoon
i like webtoons, i only read ToG
but i wanna read purple hyacinth
I read the manwha
i also wanna read jjk manga 😩 to be ready for s2 in summer
Now it’s where Arthur returns from training
Yeah he just got back from the training
Have you read eleceed that’s my favorite
hell na
whats a tog
atog 
Lookism is garbo
It's just pure power fantasy garbo
Fair
I like tog
The lore is good
But I'm not caught up
I do dat wit codeing
Doesn’t really teach much. What if you want to improve in life you should wait for some miracle to come along and turn you into a handsome stud. Na take yo fat ass to the gym!
Ok
Not taht it doesn’t teach much it portrays the wrong message more like
Underlying message
Get caught up, still good
I stopped because there was a hiatus
But now I've forgotten the plot
So I'm waiting for a bunch of chapters to come out
So i can binge it all
I stopped somewhere in s3
Its esp tuff woth ToG
Cuz it's like 550chaps now
this is my thoughts on solo leveling
tanz it migt be the alcool talking bit ur username is funny
recession enjoyer is a funny name
fuck you
I agree
It is nice art tho
I don't understand the hype
It's just pretty pictures
Also the "romance" subplot is dumb
i think webtoon better, I got to like 400, but I also forgot a lot of plot points as I read it on an off
MC smells good so I luv him 💀
what
It’s on hiatus again
i think that is the plot of a henrai
Just watch a recap on youtube
I'll wait den
feel free to delete this jirb if nsfw. i am drunj
but its most certainly a plot to one
u cant be in my walls the power is out here
thats ehy i drhnj
because i got dinner instead of existing in a house without power
the morr i hear about webtoons the morr convinced i am that they are ALL sword art online
i read that, i liked it. it's like a cute slice of life
yahkuna metadata
#intern_postings_old will now support more companies
test engineer is different from QA right
i think id take any position as long as it involves writing code tbh
Nah fam swe at white castle is more valuable than QA at jane street
yeah most people would rank tog anime a solid 8/10
and if you rank it lower then the story's not really for you
means you genuinely don't like the story/plot/characters, which is fine
cuz it also happens to be weakest part of the story lol
it's just set up
do internships care if you took a gap semester
like in the background check do they see that and be like yea this guys a threat rescind his offer
finna dox krishna das
what is up my dudes
oh yeah he also sent his own resume without censoring it
i am slowly picking up some autohotkey syntax to make filling out forms for applications less tedious
I remember his last name was kinda odd
no
wait
im tripping
I was thinking of goku lmfao
yall mfs are unironically in a mathematics server ❓
that math discord server unironically added like 10 points to my course grade
There were 2 gokus i think and I IP banned the bad one
its so goated
Whoever this other one was isnt banned
Nah i just felt like it
Lol no ofc he did somethin
I dont remember with these ppl anymore
But we only ban if it’s bad af or i specifically warn u on something
Like el pachiti
He played with fire
@hearty river EL PACHITI
somebody pinged mods, i said dont do that dont play with mod pings and next one gets banned
He was right there and pachiti pinged mods
So i did temp ban lol
WAIT I THINK I REMEMBER THAT
wasn't that like 2-3 days ago? or is it someone else who pinged mods for fun
It was pachiti, yes i banned cuz he pinged lol
This happens more often than u think lol
joke ping
i say stop playing
somebody does it
ban
Poking ant hill with stick
what shenanigans are you rascals up to
@earnest hatch y u pingin
yo
yo

Stop being a snitch bro

mathematics
Maths
I study maths at oxford
You study meths at cheese school
We are not the same
EL CHEESEY PATITI
cheese boy 🧀
I want his cheese 🫕
so what's happening w amazon waitlist. are we ngmi
eh?
yeah will do, just finished exams so thought I'd see what the sitch is
smodge
feels bad
You can already do that, it's the holidays right now and you shouldn't be hearing back until after New Years at least
Enjoy your holidays
after final (for security)
Where did u find this btw
Ahhhhhh right
Ok I’m just wasting my time worrying about this until Jan 3rd
Merry Christmas Eve
hope Santa brings some offers
tryin my best
I don’t want offers
I want woman that loves me 😔
mbn
manifesting one for next yr
bro wtf
time to become gigachad next yr
how many other 2nd year dropbox interns that have a girlfriend do you know???
just procrastinate more, then u have to just make breakfast
I don’t wanna be single anymore 😭😭
I’m too tired going to bed alone
bet
already flying out to Mountain View
Its always empty
If you find the right person it is and it's worth trying
bro
This me rn
The voices in your heads don’t count
3D?
how come recruiter sends me their linkedin and asks to stay in touch in rejection email but then doesn't accept my request
wtf
nahh jit disappeared around the west side of chicago
yo chill tf out
Anyone know what FAANG is 120K NG?
You from Miami?
bro u got more RIZZ than me
all of them are more than that lmao
No
Some guy on Reddit said he’s in FAANG NG
And he said he gets 120
So I kinda don’t believe him lol
It was in a post saying “do you think tech salaries are dropping”
he's probably not in the usa or in a low cost of living area
Even LCOL is higher than that I thought
Hell, Amazon Detroit NG is 180
210 w bonus
He’s Amazon
Seattle
I think he’s just terrible at meth
Math******
nah
This retard
also
im flying to sf tmrw
what should i visit there
stripe and google for sure
lunch with cousin at goog
talk about his codebase
jkjk
/
He’s literally in the comments where people are saying their 170+ NG offers at FAANG going “I guess Amazon is just the weakest FAANG” and saying how sad he is to hear that he’s “so underpaid”
Lmfao
i did 2 pushup reps new record
grined wont stop
This dude is actually a moron
i will hit 30 reps one day bois
Yeah probably in like a week or two
I’m assuming you’ve never worked out really so you should know that when you first start, your strength fuckin skyrockets
Ew
I hate that guy
But if he motivated you to health then whatever, that’s good
yeah hes cringy but has good advice
ye

is not much but is progress
more knee pushups for now until i can grind out more reps
i can only do 15 knee ones 😦
parents will let me go gym after covid die down more
since china reopened they're worried there will be new variant
so i will wait for 5th shot before going
maybe
ye
Yeah every now and then he’ll say something good but 95% of the time im wishing he’d stop talking lol
how many reps should i do a day
lke how many k nee reps and then how many real reps
and how many sets and when
hmm fair
ok ill figure it out
gotta rizz fr tho
grind time

idk if ill get a christmas present
probably 100 bucks like usual
for birthday my parents spoiled me a bit tho
monitor, mouse (which already broke), keeb, and 100 bucks
ask for 100 in 2 dolar bills
over 400 bucks value i scammed them haha
holy based
big mistake, one of these stats is verifiable
post ratemyprofessor
lets see if you really are a 4.8
hatemyprof
No, unless out of the US. It's the Holidays so don't expect anything over the next few weeks
More headcount after January hopefully 
receive head from TAs
No, enjoy your holidays
Yeah but the guy is zon
He just completely ignored half the components of his salary mf said base only
i just want to not have to worry
😭 i thought
id be so happy over break
not worried abt shit
but oh well
i have a 3.4 gpa
:/
not really as bing chilling
as I was
so like
im worried i wont be able to get it up idk
i know @sinful locust
i need to buy a cheap noose
and chair
🪢
drop out of earth
lowkey
ikkk
but like
it still feels
That’s what I fucking told him
Really only cit
for some reason i read this as u have amazon and ur brown
and i was like 



remember that even the worst version of you is better than @hearty river on a good day

LOL
!choose save one yahkuna, save all pallas cats
save all pallas cats
at least u don't go to cornell, depresso espresso
big brain in cs class then walk home uphill in gloomy snow

nah cheese school easily better
ur indoor lc parties are bottom tier
but the cow beer
elevates the experience
patron saint of cheese school
cheezus christ
holy be thy cheese
🧀
imagine waiting for downloads lol
some of us don't have patience sushi
wait how fast are torrents now, do u have good internet
mine sucks
bro's load is hella balanced
sounds sus
🪞
what you guys doing here on christmas eve
oh word
stuck at a family gathering pretending like im texting something important
we talking about cisco meraki? the real ones know about their interviews. 
fr 😖
Leetcode
Leetcode

Christmas eve celebration is overrated
at home hobbies is hard
its -47 outside
rather stay inside and watch tv or leetcode
Are there many startup people meetups in the bay area

yeah might work on this a bit more idk

leetcode
goofy ahh
🤣
Isn't it free tho?
Never had one
Ah yes
I do
It should be free for everyone then
Share course
anyone do the oa for zoox?
Hey guys, I just wanted to take a minute to wish you all a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. People don't spend much time or thought on personal messages to their friends and family these days - they just copy and paste some random message and send it on. So after all we've been through together this year, I want to thank you for your friendship and wish you all a happy and fulfilling 2018 - you’re the best gymnastics group anyone could ask for. Best wishes, Helen
are they even hiring now
all I want for christimas is google offer
plz
just plz
I need it

I don’t want gf for Christmas
only google offer 😈😈😈😈


@jagged nimbus youre back
Don’t you have a shit ton of offers already
I swear all you do is complain
I will stop complaining when I get the g offer
Chimi collecting offers like Thanos 

Nothing bro just rest before semester 
How have u been? 👀
Chilling in Orlando rn while having COVID 😦
thanks broski
Orlando! 
Also get better g
Oh Chimi I went to charlotte today and went to panthers game 
It was 14 degrees out there 
yooo looks hella fun!!
When does spring recruiting start
I work at the soft. I need to care about it 🙃
Mr Juda (mod), merry Christmas!
Or ms Juda, merry Christmas!
I’m playing American truck simulator and relaxing lol
Wbu?
😎😎😎


very few, but some
They rescinded interns who got new grad return offers
step 
bruh he’s Batman tho
but your yt vid resume says int is also maxed, meaning your previous message that you are "not cracked" is a contradiction
his int so maxxed he reaelizes the value of not letting people know he's cracked
LMAO
I was thinking of this convo when i wrote that
what a kind professor lmao
have anyone given TikTok oa
is it possible for a company to rescind an internship offer, or does it only happen with full time
Companies can also rescind intern offers
Stop
possible yeah
rip meta

keep ur head up king
quant soon
also merry christmas hos

F for pan 
@honest spire 
yeah
he got fucked over
see new video
i feel bad
i thought i was fucked
atleast i still have a job
i got fukced like that too prepping for HRT
destroyed my midterm assignemnts in cs
and then didnt get HRT and also fked my grades lets go
HRT HRT HRT
u got uber? shieshesh
all we can do now is prep for next szn
oh what u have

which
Uber interviews are ez
don't even need optimal solution

goofy ahh
Merry christmas
What interviews did cold emailing get you?
even if it's a mandatory internship with an agreement signed from school & the company lol?
Read the contract carefully
Every one I signed so far states that employment can be canceled at any time from either side
what day do offices open up again?
i also fucked up uber
but it was my first interview of the recruiting season
everything else has been good
kekw_recession_enjoyer
big companies are already finished/finishing up for interns
mostly
zon is donezo lol
unsure

laborers always overplay hours worked and pay while underplaying hours slept
its not that
its bragging
we underplay hours for the sane reason i feel
"oh i only work 20 hour weeks" but they dont count meetings or emails as work
what color is your bridgewater offer
u sure? at that point how could u even break 5-10 hours a week consistently
Don’t know if I’m in a right place. I just concluded my devops engineer training







