#2023_summer

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broken meadow
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mans still in grade 10, do schools care abt grade 10 marks really??
im just worried that mans being copium thinking he can pull a 180 at the flip of a switch that's all.

dense tinsel
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im insanely lazy with school

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i cant focus for like 20 mins

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idk if i have adhd or not

low vale
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future asian dad KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

dense tinsel
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NO

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ill study

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bye

broken meadow
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dang, cant relate to t10 schoolers i guess

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man i think its fukt that u gotta mald over your gr10 marks

low vale
stable badger
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I was playing league and starcraft 2 in 10th grade lol

low vale
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same

somber solstice
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where you go?

quaint bolt
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so many madison mans

dense tinsel
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oh i cant study rn 😐

somber solstice
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and they literally said it was fine

dense tinsel
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bro ok its cuz my friend is like asking me for hw answers

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and i gotta tgive her them even tho im not in her clas

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so no study rn

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i promise in 10 mins i will tho

broken meadow
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schools should just look at your CF ratings tbh

dense tinsel
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my cf ratint is like 500

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when i was 12 i like dm'ed ecnerwala

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whos above 3k on codeforces

vagrant rain
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reading this makes me glad I don't have to go through this crap

dense tinsel
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and he resonded and i was so hapy

vagrant rain
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gpa only apps ftw

somber solstice
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im just another asian dude doing cs

dense tinsel
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hilarious convo

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sorry bruh gotta help my friend with hers first

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in a few mins ill do mine

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but help ur friends first

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im not a simp bruh i just trying to be helpful

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alr 9:45 ill do hw

somber solstice
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yeah, it's pain 😞

somber solstice
dense tinsel
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tbf my friend got into cmu and she took 0 APs

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but she was from canada

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deferred from loo waitlisted uoft

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but got cmu so i think i have ok chances

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smh

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bro the thing is ok our teacher gave us quiz corections

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but i did worse on the corrections

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but she kept the worse grade

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ok is time to study fr bye yall giuilt tripped the fuck out of me

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time to save my gpa

broken meadow
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he is not self aware enough to change his tone

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and ppl will smell his copium from miles away

digital bone
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any tips for starting a cs club at a state school? My school only has game dev and security clubs

somber solstice
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it's my only personality trait in this server

somber solstice
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gg

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flexing on the twelve year olds

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it's ok tanz

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praxis orz

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now gimme all ur money

stable badger
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where did you intern this year

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you mean this summer right

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don't look at my trade history WHYYY

somber solstice
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y'all

stable badger
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i made some 60 iq trades

somber solstice
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im dying rn

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stock market is dead

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jpowell pls bless us

stable badger
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nah jerome don't give a fuck about the economy

somber solstice
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what uni is praxis at

stable badger
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he's gonna burn it all to end inflation

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I remember going to princeton at 10th grade for debate tournament

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got torched by some indian kids

somber solstice
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oh shit

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literally t1

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ik someone else at Princeton! they're dying

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Princeton grade deflation is sadness

sinful locust
stable badger
sinful locust
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lol ld good

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i did PF

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spreading is cringe

stable badger
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policy is fun

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spreading is fucking cringe I agree

sinful locust
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lol ye

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10000 wpm

stable badger
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like

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what is the point

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of spreading

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I met some kids who did spread and I literally couldn't rebuttal cuz I couldn't understand shit

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one time I got torched so bad after the debate he apolgized to me

somber solstice
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spreading is based

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i spread

quaint bolt
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you go to wudc?

somber solstice
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a lot go to CS

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like a lpt

stable badger
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nah I did it cuz my mom forced me to lmao

quaint bolt
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friend of a friend won the 2022 championship dogesmile

somber solstice
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it's called kritik

stable badger
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what's parli

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is that like model un

somber solstice
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anthro

cyan garnet
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@feral void

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u suck

somber solstice
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policy is based for being based on skill not truth kek

cyan garnet
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woah

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anyone got any hackathon ideas?

somber solstice
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you get more depth the more an argument is used tbh

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yes.

stable badger
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lincoln v douglas is the shit

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1vs1

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the chaddest one

somber solstice
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LD is just 1v1 Policy

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but with messed up speech times

stable badger
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yeah I guess. I just liked prepping alone

cyan garnet
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what

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I just pinged u to piss u off

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lmao

stable badger
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yeah I lowkey enjoyed it although my mom made me do it. It helped me learn English so win-win I guess

dense tinsel
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the thing is

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my school's debate and MUN teams like

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are in the same region as TJ

stable badger
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bro

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why you here again

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go study

dense tinsel
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I FINISHED ALL MY HW

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3 ASSIGNMENTS

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😄

stable badger
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U fking 15??

dense tinsel
dense tinsel
stable badger
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get laid or something what u doing here

wide socket
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lmfafo ong

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come back once ur 18

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lmao

stable badger
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I played league like a madman

dense tinsel
stable badger
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nah I quit

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the highest was plat 2 or smth

dense tinsel
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bozo

stable badger
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I played rumble only

somber solstice
stable badger
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for real 15

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what's his gpa

dense tinsel
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dont talk about it

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@stable badger i have like 4 Cs and a 65 rn

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all u need to know

stable badger
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bro

dense tinsel
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im working on it ok

stable badger
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what's your target

dense tinsel
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bro i have no idea

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i just wanna go to best uni i can get into

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dream would be cmu

stable badger
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just go umd then

dense tinsel
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yeah maybe

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but i wanna go higher than that cuz i have the potential just so lazy

stable badger
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cmu is a reach unless you get all As from here

dense tinsel
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gotta fix that

stable badger
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I had a friend like you

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but he was a beast discus thrower

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and went to cmu b-school

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lol this is me last year

proud crag
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@gentle latch is it ok to say kys if its clear i am joking here

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like

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when its comically aggressive compared to what someone said that was super harmless

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kys

near swallow
cold path
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keep yourself safe

near swallow
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Generally other allusions like emotes depicting a noose are big no

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(because i have seen)

cold path
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Whats wrong with moose?

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ohhh

near swallow
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We dont like canadians

proud crag
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neck moose

stable badger
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nath this is just pure brag

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can I get a referral from your dad

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for bb ng next year

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thanks

near swallow
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When bb HM round rejects u it means mike bbg thot u were ugly

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For legal reasons this is a joke

wide socket
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lmfao

proud crag
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@brazen tangle can i just get an interview pls

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idc if its hard

near swallow
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I have been under a coma for the past 18 months and do not endorse these opinions under any moderator or professional capacity

proud crag
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is charmader really bloberg dad

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why so broke then

near swallow
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No charmanders dad is charizard

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Wait thats not charmander

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Thats a squirtle

proud crag
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if my dad was blubby you couldnt see me with under 9 figgies

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is it hand to hand?

near swallow
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Gen 3 goated. A dumb chicken evolves to stand up and fire kicks you into oblivion

proud crag
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me easily

wide socket
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charizard

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is my fav

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still to this day

near swallow
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Grass starters are usually ugly af yeah

proud crag
stable badger
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nah Infernape the goat

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of starting pokemons

wide socket
near swallow
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Wut bro it’s just a snake

proud crag
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LC NPC ONLY

jaunty cove
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Thought he was about to do a line

stable badger
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wildcare matching

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wildcard*

near swallow
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Yo i heard cheese school does lines

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At leetcode parties

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Imagine going to cheese school lul

proud crag
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edit distace i have done

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edit distance 2 however

near swallow
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Imagine weather making u depressed in college lol

proud crag
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i have sunk like 4 hours into

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and no progress

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snivy was my first starter

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me a gen 5 baby

near swallow
proud crag
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play me

near swallow
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Cheese school kids bring the cow beer and leetcode lol

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That actually sounds bomb

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Except for the smell

jaunty cove
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Cheese school

proud crag
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whats ur connect code kirb

near swallow
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I dont have slippi bro i told u im retired i have bad hands

proud crag
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wtf

near swallow
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My username would be mike bloomberg tho

proud crag
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coward

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get a boxx or soemthign

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or just stop playing when ur hands hurt

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jmook rembered me from a year ago in twitch chat today

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someone in twitch chat said he must have insane memory for that, but he said

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that im a known question asker

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i do ask many questions

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for real life i think normal memory is best

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its funny when u remember shit

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for interviews and writing spaghetti code the memory is king tho

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working memory i men

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when u have 12 dummy variables its nice to remember them all

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it makes sense

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he got 102 on an internet iq test but still one of the all time best chess players

safe minnow
proud crag
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one time i did a 10 munute internet iq test

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i got 163 (because the questions were all ones id seen before lol, like fibonacci sequence and shit)

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fake as hell

north portal
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key is to take like 20 10 min tests, and aggregate the scores

proud crag
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i think the mensa norway one is somewhat accurate (as far as iq tests go, which test ur ability to do iq tests)

proud crag
somber solstice
safe minnow
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I've always believed that IQ made sense below 95, anything above that is not legit for predicting actual intelligence

north portal
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The only IQ test I know that is considered to be hella accurate was the Wechsler 4

proud crag
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onceler 4

safe minnow
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Reason below 95 is cuz you can actually get disqualified from the military if your IQ (their version of it), and they're supposed to take anyone that doesn't actually harm them

proud crag
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iq is a proxy for iq tests

safe minnow
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So I do think IQ makes sense at the lower end

north portal
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I think IQ is fairly accurate up until like 130-140

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after that it gets skewed

proud crag
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iq is perfectly accurate between 123 and 128, but everywhere else its unreliable

safe minnow
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IQ hasn't ever been rigorously tested to have important functions in our society besides the military one iirc

north portal
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IQ as a metric is really stupid, cuz the original purpose of the test was to just identify mentally handicapped kids in school, the reason the std deviations and range is so big is cuz its not really meant to be accurate

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there are too many other metrics for intelligence to keep referring to iq at this point

proud crag
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google

broken meadow
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iq is good for statistics and studies

dull thunder
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@honest spire any news? 😀

proud crag
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i dont like thinking

broken meadow
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i dont think u should put much weight on it for individuals tho

proud crag
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hurts my head

near swallow
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I just look at users here and instantly know ur iq is double digits for being here

jaunty cove
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i dont like

proud crag
jaunty cove
safe minnow
near swallow
north portal
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who said there can only be one?

proud crag
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real single digit is like not possible

somber solstice
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my iq from the mensa norway online test was 87

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is that good?

proud crag
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two digits

north portal
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WOOOOOO

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WECU PULLING UP WITH THE FLEX

near swallow
safe minnow
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Man chatgpt doesn't explain how to test if someone has single digit IQ

somber solstice
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is that bad 😰

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jk!

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the entire iq test is just bitwise operations 😭

proud crag
somber solstice
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so much xors

proud crag
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thats gotta add a few digits

near swallow
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+3

proud crag
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4 digits thanospog

somber solstice
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yeah jk

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87 is good i think

proud crag
somber solstice
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im happy with my 87 iq

proud crag
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u are smart enough to get google and shit

near swallow
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Oh this is messi right

ivory ocean
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Guys

near swallow
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After he won da world series

jaunty cove
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Wtf

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Who are u

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@feral plazaat

ivory ocean
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“Hello

I sincerely appreciate the offer from Amazon, however I must withdraw my acceptance for the internship for the summer of 2023. I, regretfully, will be unable to work for Amazon this summer, although I absolutely hope to maintain the ability to work there someday when I am able. Again, thank you for the offer!

Sincerely,”

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How’s that for a renege email

jaunty cove
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How do you have this image

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This us frim my company training

ivory ocean
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Hi juda

near swallow
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If ur name rhymes with jolin wavis pls stand up

ivory ocean
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Do you think it’s good

safe minnow
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💀

ivory ocean
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I don’t wanna get blacklisted

near swallow
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Why would you do this

jaunty cove
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This guy just posted my

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Internship training slide

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Idk who he is

ivory ocean
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Hahahha should I

jaunty cove
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@feral plazaat

lofty sage
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amazon doesn't blacklist so it doesn't matter

jaunty cove
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Is this salt

safe minnow
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Did you guys see the blind post where the guy claims he got laid due to chatgpt

somber solstice
proud crag
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can i real talk for a second. how is it possible to solve algo questions without abusing your intelligence? when i solve probelms in other classes the link between what we should know and how to apply it iss pretty clear, but a lot of algo questions seem not possible without abusing ur own intelligence

jaunty cove
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Average cs major on tinder

proud crag
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chadGPT

cold path
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aint no way he just said ‘rizzing’😭

ivory ocean
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YOOOO

jaunty cove
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Rizzler

proud crag
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christ has rizzen

somber solstice
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im gonna put my iq score on my tinder (i dont have tinder)

jaunty cove
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Rare dabi appearance in cscd

ivory ocean
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DUDE IT WENT OFF

2DF78E3D-3948-4892-A16D-81C2EC5A895E.jpg
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Should I use the one I sent of this one cuz god damn

jaunty cove
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Why renege now

broken meadow
somber solstice
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what are you renegeing for

ivory ocean
jaunty cove
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Yeah why renege now

static spindle
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tbh if I was a recruiter I'd prefer short & sweet

ivory ocean
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Goes hard

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So stick w mine?

safe minnow
jaunty cove
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Mf generated sonnets skull4k

broken meadow
static spindle
jaunty cove
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No way its real

ivory ocean
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I said make it shorter

jaunty cove
somber solstice
static spindle
broken meadow
safe minnow
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Some of the later posts are even better

ivory ocean
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When can i be a mod

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@near swallow

safe minnow
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“If you really think about it. She did get laid with chatgpt. I was just the front end. She server was chatgpt.
Hence feeling guilty.”

ivory ocean
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@gentle latch

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I literally wanna be a mod so my name is red

near swallow
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users harass us for roles

ivory ocean
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How do I become red

somber solstice
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i wonder if im blocked by sushi

safe minnow
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Why is there blocked by sushi role

near swallow
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u deserve this:

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_ _

ivory ocean
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Can you just make my name red

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And call it like “CTO @ Yknz” role

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Cuz I’m literally part of the mf c-suite here

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I can’t have anything cuz everyone else wants to be me I got it hugs

safe minnow
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Grass toucher role: leave the server for 10 years

ivory ocean
safe minnow
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Yeah but you didn't leave it

ivory ocean
safe minnow
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Burdened with 100 deadlines and have no time to do anything but grind

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The best feeling

somber solstice
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are internships or college apps harder, from someone who did both @uneven crane

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im leaning towards college apps being harder

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bcz more competition

safe minnow
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🤔

somber solstice
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no like t20 college apps

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arent you at gtech

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ah

safe minnow
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Yeah

somber solstice
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lost sophomore

safe minnow
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I stand by what I just said

somber solstice
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hmmm

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college apps are harder

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sadge

safe minnow
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Also I believe transfers are easier for a good number of schools

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Except for the top top ones

somber solstice
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really 😞

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actually yeah lol

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but college apps require like years of prep

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while internships take like two months

safe minnow
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College apps are lowkey confusing

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There's no correct formula

static spindle
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i had to study english for leetcode sadge

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wait

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fuck

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for SAT

somber solstice
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like me 😞

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sat only takes one week of prep tbh

safe minnow
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@somber solstice does your desire to transfer mainly stem from your parents or does part of it come from yourself

static spindle
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my thirld world country migrant ass got 800 on math but low 600 on English

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gotta go extra hard on leetcode to make it up gladge

quaint bolt
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My SAT score was so good

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I got a fat 0

proud crag
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i feel like getting below 800 on math means ur brain is missing a few wrinkles (i didnt get 800 either)

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like how tf do u get any questions wrong

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how tf did i get questions wrong'

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i really have no fkin clue

quaint bolt
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What’s the max score dogesmile

proud crag
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english is just a function of how much reading ur parents forced me to do

quaint bolt
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Wait what does SAT even have? Math, English and what else?

lofty sage
proud crag
lofty sage
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i got 800 english but not math

somber solstice
lofty sage
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missing wrinkles for sure

proud crag
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average is 1000 but that is a very low score

proud crag
lofty sage
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i read a lot as a kid yeah

quaint bolt
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Oh I already had to do an English test for Canada so that’s fine
I did the British equivalent for IB Math so I would prolly be fine for that too dogesmile

lofty sage
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i just choked the math

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in psat junior year i also got more in english than math lol

somber solstice
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i got a perfect reading on the psat

proud crag
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rememebre a lot of kids have garbage education

somber solstice
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carried my score so i got national merit yayy

lofty sage
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lmao same

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i like leetcode

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it's fun

proud crag
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its diffrent hard tho, cuz u need to get most right on sat but for leetcode u just need to have good thought vibes

lofty sage
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i like leetcode more than swe tbh

proud crag
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lc is so fucnigng fun

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swe is boring

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im a competitor not an artist

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i dont want to make stuff

quaint bolt
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pls go outside immediately

proud crag
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i want to perform

lofty sage
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so true

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i'm only good at lc

proud crag
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i always like games and sports and tests

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idt u have to be perfect (at least for google step cuz thats my data point), someone followed my 100iq advice of "just explain ur thoguht process and dont worry if u need hints" and he got it

sand coral
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When did you do SIG final?

somber solstice
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SIG

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SIG TRADING

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RAHUL IS CRACKED

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WTF

proud crag
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3 figures per hour

somber solstice
proud crag
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chevron -> chevron

somber solstice
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IM TRYNA BE LIKE RAHUL

devout jewel
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factz

proud crag
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are they robots or good at speaking

devout jewel
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I’m glad that meta got wrecked

proud crag
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ye prolly a grass thing

devout jewel
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any company that rejected got destroyed

quaint bolt
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Step def doesn’t care about correct solution anywhere near as much as regular swe

sand coral
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Can I DM you about SIG final? I had my final last Friday

devout jewel
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bro

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u going to g

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it doesn’t matter

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😈😈😈😈

proud crag
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juda

somber solstice
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why is everyone so cracked Holy shit

proud crag
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when u get google

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i only have one uwestion

devout jewel
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yes

quaint bolt
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Where’s our calls chimi

devout jewel
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next month

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hi!!!

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how u been?

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any word from Netflix

proud crag
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i want an office tour of google pls

devout jewel
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Light work for ya

proud crag
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why is step sis in ur name

devout jewel
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bruh

proud crag
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are you manifesting google step

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sis

devout jewel
proud crag
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i think im the least cracked when ppl talk in quant chat

devout jewel
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Chimi got stuck in the washer

proud crag
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everyone is top 20 school 3.9x gpa

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and tehn i am not

somber solstice
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i WILL be t20 3.9x TRUST

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Rahul is t20 tho gg

proud crag
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QUANT

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QUANT QUANT QUANT QUATN

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QNNAT

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WUANT

quaint bolt
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pls go outside and seek therapy immediately

proud crag
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i will try my best next year too

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but i want tech before qt imo

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aactually

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arista + qt is probably good enough if i want to go back to swe

somber solstice
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QUANT???

proud crag
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I HRT CODE

quaint bolt
proud crag
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320 PERCENT??

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UR CRACK

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GET A QUANT

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GET TWO

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i dont have the qt LOL

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arista + ___

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at the moment

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im junior but im gonna take a 9th semester cuz im brain issued

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(and dual majror)

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so kind of a soph if u want to think that way

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u are making 3 figures an hour good sir

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u r qakt

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acutally fuck the pay

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u are good at quant qutestions

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which is cool

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i love those questions

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i want to read green books

cold path
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hey dou guys ever get tired of this shit

safe minnow
somber solstice
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3 figures an hour is so amazing

safe minnow
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Talk about quant 7 times a day every day

somber solstice
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what id do for 3 figures an hour

proud crag
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quant quant quant quatn

proud crag
safe minnow
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That's how everything is in life

somber solstice
proud crag
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as the wise calvin and hobbs says, getting is better than having

somber solstice
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and everything is like that 😭

proud crag
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ye i gonna b honest

somber solstice
proud crag
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i only made 40/hr this fall but my bank acct is nuts

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i can just buy shit

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i got wagyu

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for the fuck of it

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i did

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i did

somber solstice
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damnnnn

proud crag
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i found their office in ny

somber solstice
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"only 40/hr"

safe minnow
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Jane Street, a place of commerce and trade
Where deals are made and markets are explored
A hub of finance, a Wall Street parade
Where suits and ties and laptops are outpoured

Amidst the bustle, there's a certain grace
A sense of purpose driving all within
A culture of intelligence and pace
A place where minds are sharp and fire thin

But Jane Street's more than just a trading floor
It's a community of driven, bright minds
Where colleagues collaborate and explore
And together, greatness they do find

So here's to Jane Street, a place of might
A center of the financial world's bright light

proud crag
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stumbled across it

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the lady outside didnt let me take a picture

proud crag
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google pays 45/hr cuz they can with thier big name brand

somber solstice
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this gives me hopium

somber solstice
proud crag
somber solstice
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cs majors are desensitized to money

proud crag
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i could survive on 40k a year

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i dont need money i just want TC W2

safe minnow
#

Can you even go from quant to SaaS

sand coral
#

Idk, internships also have a lot of randomness. Hiring freezes, when you apply, etc

proud crag
#

IMO

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ONE YEAR IS LUCK

somber solstice
#

below apple netflix tbh

proud crag
#

5 YEARS IS NOT LUCK

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YOU GET OFFER EVENTUALLY OR U ARE UNCRACKED

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BUT ONE YEAR IS FInE

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BECUAE SLUCK

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ThAT IS MY THREE CENT

safe minnow
proud crag
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yesteredya i ways @honest spire

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now im jsut tirred

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me drunk means ltos of typos

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more than right now

safe minnow
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I really think some of the policies apple has lowkey sucks

somber solstice
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apple is hard bcz they usually only hire for senior level

safe minnow
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Like the restrictions on working anything else

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while as a FT

proud crag
#

amazongus

safe minnow
#

💀

proud crag
#

chatgpt has some lame raps]

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gonna be honest

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weak rimes, weak flo

safe minnow
#

Do any of you guys have a working chatgpt bypass rn

proud crag
#

whats the bypass mean

safe minnow
#

You can remove filters and limits with certain commands

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But they continuously get patched

sand coral
#

I think the pipeline for SWE is full

uneven sand
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next year job prayge

near swallow
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they decompiled source code

sand coral
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Easy OA, recruiter screen, 90 min technical, 2 hour final (technical + behavioral). Did my final on Friday

near swallow
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smash bros melee thing, swan and i talk about it a lot

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software mod to gamecube controller

proud crag
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what happened

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what was the conemdnation

near swallow
proud crag
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i think everything including notches hsould be illegal

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notches are so cringe

near swallow
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that the source code modifies your inputs a lot

proud crag
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i have them

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but they should be banned

near swallow
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i'm ok with notches but i get u

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all i know is hax having like 50 pages and probably 3 hrs of vids justifying all his design decisions lol

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like i think with the boxx making cardinals of 1.0 possible

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which is not possible on gc

proud crag
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we already opened pandoras box

near swallow
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because super smash tournaments are a thing and people mod the game and controllers a LOT

proud crag
#

nothing should have been legalized

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but its too late

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and hax is the only person insane enough to make it balanced

near swallow
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just make a review board

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and he leads

proud crag
near swallow
proud crag
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but hax would be fair

near swallow
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shield drop normalizing mods

proud crag
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well

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dash back

near swallow
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yeah that too is fine

proud crag
#

tbh i dont know how i feel about everything else

near swallow
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literal bad polling

proud crag
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but dash back is 100% needed to even play this video game

near swallow
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shield drop has been justified, if the mods minimize controller lottery factor then it's fine

proud crag
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maybe im weird but ive never had shield drop toruble

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even non ucf

near swallow
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i did, back in day when shield drops became a thing nobody could do them in my scene lol

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i was barely retiring as ucf became popular

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and everyone simped hard

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i remember zoomers saying "i dont play on setups without UCF"

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and graybeards saying that's dumb

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now look where we are

sand coral
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SIG technicals aren’t LC style. They are more focused on design

proud crag
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in fact

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i wont even play on ucf 0.72

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only on .8

near swallow
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Ruleset stuff (stages, etc) are not in debate usually. That's all pretty set but there's always debate lol. Macros are def banned. Auto tech or artificial buffers also banned. This is stuff relating to transforming actual inputs. Especially analog inputs, normalizing them

proud crag
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wiggle out polling fix is a must for sheik

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so ucf .8 or bust

near swallow
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wigglers man they are so big brain

proud crag
#

very complicated, tbh best thing is to watch asumsaus video on it. hes entertaining as hell

near swallow
proud crag
#

let me find it

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i know its long

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but this guy is the most entertaining youtuber

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look at his sub count

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most are not melee players

sand coral
near swallow
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@proud crag this is what i mean, the fact hax$ made this shows you this is what we should expect for mods

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nobody ever documents their shit
this is from boxx website btw

proud crag
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im aware of his many manifestos

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and treatises

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mans brain coded in a different assembly language i swear

near swallow
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when poli sci majors don't get a job and make treatises on controller mods skull4k

proud crag
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treatises on sword fighting >>>

near swallow
proud crag
#

druggedfox is cs major but full time lesson giver

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toph is programmer but quit

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scar isnt programmer, but hes a PM and literally owns twitch subs

near swallow
proud crag
near swallow
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ok so obviously the others are dan salvato, unclepunch, fizzi, kadano

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that's a mount rushmore of programmers

proud crag
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these words

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"i created bits"

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"i own subs"

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wtf

near swallow
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have u heard him talk about this recently though, man is right

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and he was part of first wave of smashers who tried to establish ties w/nintendo

proud crag
near swallow
#

via street cred of twitch

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and it failed

proud crag
#

the mount rushmore of melee is two fizzis and two HMWs

proud crag
near swallow
#

yeah but his origins are melee lol, he used to have a very good Link

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so when i saw him make "the game" i was like lmaoooo

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had to play

proud crag
#

who did you pick

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🤔

near swallow
#

i dont remember it was way back and im still traumatized

proud crag
#

monikammmmmmmmm

somber solstice
proud crag
#

unclepunch made the vscode of melee practice tools

somber solstice
#

oh damn fr?

proud crag
#

ye

somber solstice
#

smash players 😞

proud crag
#

wtf he made frankerfacez too?

somber solstice
#

damn

near swallow
#

@proud crag is 20xx TE used

proud crag
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but 20xx does have a use

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it basically does everything unclepunch does (and more) but its less intuitive

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its literally vim

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u can customize tech probabilities as much as you want

near swallow
#

oh i forgot he actually worked on UCF too

proud crag
#

never forget how gapped we all are by people who actually code in their free time

somber solstice
#

i code in my free time

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im just bad at it

proud crag
#

@near swallow look at the replies too

robust bridge
#

This might be too personal but does anyone else just have moments when your loneliness hits you like a huge wave lol

proud crag
robust bridge
proud crag
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yes you are

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150k ez

robust bridge
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what do you do when that happens? Just move on or distract yourself in some way?

sand coral
proud crag
#

???

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didnt u get fired

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did musk re hire you

robust bridge
#

Yeah I haven't really found working solutions as I don't really have people I can firmly call friends

proud crag
#

oh

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didnt see grind

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still leave it on resume imo

#

hilarious topic for a behavioral

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u can tell the recruiter all about how it felt to be fired mid internship and all the twitter stuff

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free pass

robust bridge
#

Same just tend to watch something to distract myself from my thoughts

proud crag
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like the guy who used his pet bird to help pass technicals

vagrant rain
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I mean tbf I think we're in a point in our lives where like our concept of friendship changes

robust bridge
#

Literally same. I have some people I can talk to when I'm around them in certain spaces but haven't been able to build a relationship to reach out to them outside of those specific spaces

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Yeah, I haven't fully committed to making friends yet so just need to put in more effort

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lol yeah there is a science and engineering library here that is far more quieter than the main one

vagrant rain
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what company is this?

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wait what's ass ass university?

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ryerson?

static spindle
#

You’re at Microsoft but all the other interns are marketing?

vagrant rain
#

the eng division of mcsft is in vancouver

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I'm pretty sure

proud crag
#

normal or meraki

wide socket
#

Lol

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If I become algo god

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Do I get auto job

#

Aight

sand pendant
#

which companies do you guys think will be still hiring/open their app after the winter break?

sharp sedge
#

meta coinbase will open in january

sand pendant
#

I thought they both were not hiring at all this recruiting season

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damn that is a big news

sinful locust
granite fulcrum
sharp sedge
royal pagoda
#

when google step

severe drum
#

Brotha…

azure night
#

idk what's going on with meta

#

I interviewed with them for winter 2023 like 3 months ago

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Then was told right before the interview that it would be for either summer/fall 2023 instead

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Then was told that I cleared the interview but they are reviewing some information before they send out offers

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Then was told last night (over 2 months later) that they will not be moving me forward in the process 🥴

past wadi
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yo need some help

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so i got a congratulations email for successfully landing an intenr role from my behvaioural interview interviewer

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hes apparently senior software eng manager

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and the thing is i got this role like 5 months ago for summer 2023 right

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so im wonderin why tf is he sending a congratualtions email now

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and idk just looking at the message it looks like it was supposed to be sent during summer

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see this

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"Just wanted to congratulate you on your acceptance of a place in the 2023 (company name) Summer Internship programme ! It was a pleasure meeting you and discussing your experiences but also what you hope to get out of the programme and why you chose (companynane). I really look forward to seeing you again next year during the summer and in the meantime hope you have a wonderful time out during the holidays season !"

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ik im over analysing it but like the last sentence looks like somehting ud say during summer, not christmas break

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then i went hacker mode and looked at the original message shows a bunch of headers

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X-Proofpoint-Virus-Version: vendor=bla bla bla definitions=2022-12-20_05,2022-12-20_01,2022-06-22_01

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so it seems he sent it yesterday but look at the bold date, maybe he first created it then, and somehow ended up sending it now?? so now idk whether or not im supposed to reply

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cus if i reply he might think why tf did she take 5 monthsish to reply?

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but if i dont reply he might find it rude? idkdkdkdk help

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thank you 🙂

thorn quartz
#

what

golden tusk
lucid sierra
slow veldt
#

Least anxiety inducing acid trip

past wadi
#

bruh idek, just worried if he sent it during summer and thinks i replied after like 5 months lmao

slow veldt
#

Happy holidays and its variants are umbrella sentiments that lots of company people drop around this time of year

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You’re good

honest aspen
#

Ur way overthinking it just respond

dapper jewel
#

Is anyone still applying and interviewing despite getting an offer? I accepted an offer a couple days ago and just got an email for an interview with another company.

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I’m so tired from grinding leetcode, but I wanna be able to have backups in case something goes wrong with my current offer.

versed kestrel
wide socket
#

Lmao

wide socket
dapper jewel
mint heath
#

Did anyone get back to you about this?

#

Whats the average internship pay for software engineers

somber solstice
#

average

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or like

#

average in big tech

mint heath
# somber solstice average

Im basically trynna figure out how much i’d make hourly if i got an internship with Grafana labs & Levi, Ray, and shoup (LRS)

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Cuz if they ask ask me how much i expect to be payed i dont wanna over shoot it where they dont want me or get played and get underpaid

somber solstice
#

30/h is a local firm

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50/h is standard for big tech

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i thinks

mint heath
#

Thank you sm

somber solstice
#

frosh programs at big tech are often only 30/h tho

mint heath
#

That would be the first time i’d be getting paid that much so i’d be super happy my highest pay is $15 an hour im a college student

torn gull
somber solstice
mint heath
somber solstice
#

no cap 🙏

hallow sedge
mint heath
hallow sedge
mint heath
#

You mind if i dm you some questions? i have mine tomorrow

mint heath
hallow sedge
#

sure

hallow sedge
ivory ocean
#

Reddit just opened their SWE internship

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Go get it!!!

#

Hahaha

#

Even tho I use Reddit idk why but I couldn’t imagine working there

#

It sounds stressful

static spindle
#

reddit kinda just seems boring to work for

jaunty cove
#

reddit mod intern

static spindle
#

damn

robust bridge
#

has anyone heard back from niantic?

static spindle
#

maybe i should've stayed at jpmc and given myself unlimited money sadge

wide socket
#

wasnt reddit open

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a while ago

#

like months ago

#

?

vagrant rain
#

wouldn't want to be a swe at reddit but reddit pm sounds goated af tho

wide socket
#

lol

vagrant rain
#

you get to work on new reddit products?

somber solstice
#

banana

#

so quirky and cute !

static spindle
#

bruh why transfer from ur dads account when u can transfer from literally anyone else's accout

#

can i intern at ur house as a cat maid

#

can't believe I have to pass the cat maid resume screen 😔

somber solstice
#

that cat is so cute

sinful locust
#

lol

near swallow
#

@proud crag

vagrant rain
#

wait @rigid bronze ur company is doing layoffs too?

weak wadi
#

MSFT housing stipend got increased

buoyant basin
#

Is codility standardized like codesignal?

weak wadi
#

uh

#

normally would say yes

#

But most of them got fired

#

💀

#

Idek if my own recruiter is still available

#

MSFT kept their intern and NG headcount

#

But in exchange got rid of almost all contractors

#

Which includes recruiters

devout jewel
#

Google doesn’t respond to cold email

#

they don’t expedite u

#

if u do

sharp sedge
#

^

devout jewel
#

it’s like weird policy

sick oar
#

just intern

rapid swan
soft basin
#

gotta wait for financial aid refunds next sem 😭

weak wadi
# sick oar nope not NG lol

Oh really? I didn’t really feel like the returning intern NG offers were affected that much within my org

muted summit
#

Praying to sundar rn

devout jewel
#

same here

wide socket
#

If my walmart recruiter ghosting

#

What do I do

ivory ocean
#

Screenshot wazowski and send them it

#

With the subject “Y Ghost?”

near swallow
soft basin
thorn quartz
#

relatab le

near swallow
#

@proud crag respond to my messages

#

look at leff tweet, he is on copium

#

says boxx still more unfair than goom

wide socket
#

JS

#

He just completely ghosts my emails most of the time WazowskiStare

#

I only got 1 response ever back and thats after I visited his linkedIn

proud crag
#

if u think goomwave is macros

#

the boxx has so muvh shit

#

even if its got nerfs too its all arbitrary as fuck

#

boxx having "unmissable" inputs that are inherent to all digital controllers is never going to be balanced

near swallow
#

it's just compromises all the way down

#

if u want a controller that's good on hands caposlmao

proud crag
#

hand pain isnt real

#

as mango says

near swallow
#

bro STOP

proud crag
#

hand pain didnt exist until cell phones got popular

#

its cuz youre texting at awkward angles like in bed

near swallow
#

hand pain didn't exist till the game was 10 years old is what you're saying

#

when average player was in late teens basically KekwPepeNoWaitBruhFace

proud crag
#

thats what mango says

#

hand pain is more of a talking point now

near swallow
#

seems like cell phone use hurts neck/shoulders a lot too

#

in addition to hands

#

damn i should get rid of my phone i hate this

proud crag
#

left pointer finger right thumb texting

#

then swap

#

ur hand pain fo away

#

@near swallow "we have stopped hiring"
where is this on a scale from "its not my fault" to "its completely my fault"

#

for not getting return offer

#

he says hiring has stopped and all positions filled

near swallow
#

who says that

rapid swan
near swallow
#

i have done the no-phone thing for 2 weeks and it was awesome tbh

#

tiktok is what pulls me in, i delete/reinstall it weekly

soft basin
#

yessir

rapid swan
#

couldnt be me

soft basin
#

florida is mid but one thing ill give to them is their scholarships

rapid swan
#

Im on my phone with or without recession dc

soft basin
#

i spend 3 hours on my phone every morning its so bad

rapid swan
soft basin
#

me when no school

rapid swan
#

I woke up at 11:30

soft basin
#

jeez thats bad

rapid swan
#

was on ft for 2 hrs

#

and got out of bed at 2

soft basin
#

i scrolled through tik tok for 3 hours

#

tuition here is like 3k a semester

#

idk i didnt get that

#

in fl we get bright futures

#

so if u get the community service hours and the sat score in high school

#

naw u cant get past a certain amt in aid

#

like the estimated cost to attend

#

which is like 11k a semester is the max aid u can get

#

fall/ spring

#

idk abt summer

#

i mean idk if im even safe atm

#

i just got lucky

#

either way fuck it we ball

#

idt they are gonna take it away for a long time

crisp peak
#

Did the LinkedIn OA after leaving it in my mailbox for 2 months WazowskiStare

#

Are they still hiring?

devout jewel
#

Na

sick oar
#

they didn’t really hire any

#

outside NG

weak wadi
#

oo

#

no absolutely

#

im in agreement

#

i heard that for interns they sent out rejections too like immediately for external hires

robust bridge
#

Do you know if companies that use ripplematch reach out to people after closing their app? Ripplematch sends an auto rejection if they haven't reached out before closing the app so I wanted to ask

proud crag
gloomy plover
#

i got this

sand coral
#

I hate RippleMatch

gloomy plover
#

fuck it lol along with handshake

real idol
#

Did they even open their apps for 2023 yet?

#

Are they open rn? I can't find it on ripplematch

#

Ty! Just found it

#

Also screw ripplematch

robust bridge
#

Can you reapply on ripplematch? It seemed like you couldn't

wheat flower
#

what do y'all think about figma vs snap for summer internship? (would have to renege figma)

livid atlas
#

Only found the company name, no open roles

crisp berry
#

HRT HRT HRT

dull thunder
#

BEH

stark badger
#

Any apms for 2023 here?

half spindle
#

how long does it take for tesla to get back?

sullen grail
devout jewel
#

Juda u r not returning to meta

#

u r going to google

vagrant rain
#

if meta opens apps I'm simping so hard

#

yessir

#

what stands out for facebook resume wise

clever grail
wide socket
#

is meta openin

#

lmao

#

what if I already got rejected from meta tho guis

wheat flower
#

and I dont care about return offers

tulip aspen
#

FACEBOOK OPENING?

#

well shit i gotta rework my resume

haughty ice
#

nah

#

facebook died

#

if you mean Meta yeah they are

tulip aspen
#

OOOOO

wheat flower
#

swe but i thought u still can get matched with ML teams

#

im negotiating guaranteed match

sullen grail
sullen grail
#

HOLY HUGE EARTHQUAKE RN

wheat flower
#

nah

#

summer 2024 will be my last one

#

so that's why I dont care at all about return

sullen grail
#

Hmm