2023_summer

[robust bridge]

You can't have separate resumes for each app on ripplematch right?

[coarse marten]

Bro, when you will join G, you will appreciate internal tools so much

[rapid swan]

nah diff kekw

F

bruh she answered in 9 min I cope

no thats just normal

yes

better to follow up now than after

[soft basin]

take it anyways and then renege

[rapid swan]

stopp

ig I'll just pause recruiting process for now and see how things go

thats what I did for ddog

[soft basin]

take a break bruh its winter break

[rapid swan]

true

Ive been binging skyrim

[soft basin]

waste of time

jkjk

[rapid swan]

wtf

cope

I have time to waste

[soft basin]

new chainsaw man today

[gray wolf]

@rapid swan did u get ddog?

[rapid swan]

yeee

[gray wolf]

ahh shit congrats

I always get rejected on resume screen or whatever

no matter what qualifications I apply with lmfoa

[soft basin]

this yr was the first time i got interviews tbh

[gray wolf]

this szn is the only time im not getting them :/

prayers for waterloo works lool

[soft basin]

but most of my process was done by mid august

[gray wolf]

yeah im sooooo late in applying

[soft basin]

im still hunting for fall 2023 and spring 2024

[gray wolf]

everything is fucked now, thats why i need to put all bets on waterloo works

mm yeah u got mad time for those tho

[soft basin]

if not ill prob look into research or somethin

ive got plenty of time to burn those 2 semesters anyways

[gray wolf]

yeah ur bless tho

itll fall into place

[soft basin]

my resume is as empty as someone with no exp

lmao

[placid pelican]

what it’s that fit

for **

?

[rapid swan]

tyty

[rapid swan]

whatnot

[placid pelican]

oh ok

dang

[rapid swan]

ecommerce unicorn

sadg

[placid pelican]

sorry u couldn’t move it to the fal

[soft basin]

hungrytiger gonna collect unicorn internships like infinity stones

[rapid swan]

and still copped amazon

[placid pelican]

wait i’m actually curious

[rapid swan]

[placid pelican]

if u do summer and fall internships consecutively

[rapid swan]

nah spring

[placid pelican]

how do u tell the summer company to hold on

[rapid swan]

I already have fall

wdym consecutivelu

[placid pelican]

for return offer ft while doing the fall onr?

[rapid swan]

kekw

oh u cant do that

u have to decide

[placid pelican]

like summer 2023 and fall 2023

fuck.

[rapid swan]

u have to decide which one u want

[soft basin]

lucky mf

[rapid swan]

during the first rt period

[soft basin]

im looking into part time tho for fall

[rapid swan]

meraki?

[soft basin]

cuz ive got 2 classes

[rapid swan]

[placid pelican]

what’s rt period

[rapid swan]

slayge

[rapid swan]

um

return offer for summer

it expires

[placid pelican]

oh lol

[soft basin]

pain

[placid pelican]

yea what if i ask to extend lol

[soft basin]

it was just a joke

[rapid swan]

wkt

[placid pelican]

till my fall internship ends

[soft basin]

the sushi blocked role

[rapid swan]

I want part time for spring

but Im kinda late

[soft basin]

idk how many companies do part time

id rather do part time tho

[rapid swan]

hi whats up

[soft basin]

for spring and fall

[rapid swan]

honestly I feel like I could handle ft remote

as long as wlb is a thing

[soft basin]

i think i can handle it i just wanna enjoy my last 2 semesters of college tho

[rapid swan]

I'll use my pto

[soft basin]

🥸

[soft basin]

disguised face is such a goofy emoji

[rapid swan]

lungs r survivors

[soft basin]

im so glad apple added that

[rapid swan]

true LOL

also 😶‍🌫️

same energy

[soft basin]

thats the smoking emoji

[rapid swan]

remember donkey bong

[soft basin]

what?

[rapid swan]

linkedin dms

[soft basin]

oh yeah i forgot abt that

that was like 4 months ago

good ole interview prep days

[placid pelican]

did u have citadel for this summer @rapid swan

or was that someone else tryna move it to fall

[rapid swan]

nah

not me

I dont do quant

[placid pelican]

mb

[rapid swan]

np

[rapid swan]

[soft basin]

dead just like the queen

[low vale]

Lizzie's in a box

[soft basin]

shes a dead piece of shit

[low vale]

I will post when I know I got google

Until then

[soft basin]

swaggg

[low vale]

My linkedin will remain dry

[soft basin]

i still need to get a linkedin pfp

[low vale]

Yeah I need to update my pfp too

[soft basin]

i have no pfp

[low vale]

I'll update it when I have google offer

I'll have lost 20 pounds by then

Internship money going to big goose

[soft basin]

im not very photogenic

[rapid swan]

still?

so cute

[devout jewel]

yoooo how’s life everyone?

[rapid swan]

GOOSE

[low vale]

Doin p good

[rapid swan]

damn the whole gang is here

[devout jewel]

doing well!

[rapid swan]

doing well

[devout jewel]

just vibing with some friends at Orlando

[soft basin]

u got hrt?

congrats comrade

[low vale]

He got hrt merch

[soft basin]

making my website

[devout jewel]

ayooo

I still need to drop my personal website

[soft basin]

so i can force myself to learn css

[devout jewel]

I want to give tips

but I’m too lazy

to finish during the trip

[soft basin]

hrt sounds like a fever dream if i ever get it

but i also dont think id enjoy quant

[rapid swan]

hrt merch from what

[devout jewel]

I been looking for new hobbies to pick up

idk what to pick up now to be more interesting

[low vale]

Same, currently hobbyless

[devout jewel]

Nah

[low vale]

I mean I got writing but I don't do that consistently

[devout jewel]

I did enough to know how to do them

ayooo

[low vale]

Gaming is not a hobby

[devout jewel]

I kinda stop gaming

[low vale]

It is a disease

[devout jewel]

since I don’t have any time

can I have a chimi role

[low vale]

I will!

School ended today

[soft basin]

yalls school ends late asf jeez

mine ended the 9th

[rapid swan]

wtf

how

[soft basin]

yeah 9th of december

i had like 2 finals

[low vale]

Schedule leaves me plenty of time to fuck around

[soft basin]

my school also started mid aug

[low vale]

i gotta find some other things to do for fun

[rapid swan]

mine ended like 2 days ago

[low vale]

can't hang out with people every day

[soft basin]

notion

[rapid swan]

[gray wolf]

honestly w schedule

[rapid swan]

Im trying to rehab myself from grind

[devout jewel]

for real

[rapid swan]

but its hard

[devout jewel]

I wanna pick up photography rn

[rapid swan]

[devout jewel]

seems hella fun

[rapid swan]

oo

[soft basin]

im still waiting on spotify to drop internships 😩

[rapid swan]

photographt is very cool

[low vale]

im spending more time in jim than coding

[devout jewel]

plus it seems like great talking point with ppl

[rapid swan]

kinda expensive

[gray wolf]

bruh fr where tf r they

[devout jewel]

not really

[rapid swan]

I love seeing cool film shots

[devout jewel]

u can just start on your phone

[gray wolf]

nah photography is great

and u get get cheap shit to start

[devout jewel]

I wanna learn it so I can take sick pics of my exp in nyc

[rapid swan]

my friend used this purple film on greenery and it was sick

[gray wolf]

li in nyc?

[devout jewel]

yeee

[low vale]

i have reached the enlightened phase where i no longer code, i just look at the problem think about it than check the answers

[rapid swan]

oh shit pog

[gray wolf]

congrats congrats

[rapid swan]

wait have u never been before

[devout jewel]

Ty Ty

I visited once

but I never lived there

[soft basin]

nyc is so nice

[devout jewel]

I only been to the bay

[rapid swan]

I think Im there so often

[gray wolf]

i need nyc

[rapid swan]

its not special to me

[gray wolf]

on my momma

[rapid swan]

🫠

[devout jewel]

I have a friend from northeastern who lives in nyc

[soft basin]

if i could id live in nyc

[rapid swan]

👁

[devout jewel]

so I visited him for a day

[rapid swan]

who

[devout jewel]

EL

[low vale]

wait school's over, im gonna start using creatine now

[devout jewel]

apple intern

[soft basin]

now that schools over u can smoke more 😈

[devout jewel]

also working is another hobby/activity that I been trying to get down

trying to lose weight and change my image

[low vale]

same

go with a friend

[devout jewel]

time to wife up someone 🥰

[low vale]

much easier that way

[devout jewel]

I use hevy to keep track of everything

[low vale]

been going ~4 weeks straight cuz i have someone with me

[devout jewel]

it’s so good

[soft basin]

u got this

[low vale]

well havent gone last 3 days because finals

[rapid swan]

uhh doesnt ring a bell

[devout jewel]

trying to drop from 226 to 190 by then

[soft basin]

diet is most important part of losing weight 😈

ive been stuck around 170-180

[devout jewel]

Ethan is his name

[low vale]

trying to drop from 180 -> 140 or 150

[soft basin]

i think im at a decent weight

[devout jewel]

dude I’m hella chubby

I’m like 226 and 5’6

[soft basin]

entering into freshman yr i was like 150

im 5'9

[devout jewel]

mbn

[low vale]

im 5'8

[devout jewel]

I didn’t grow at all

Cock

[low vale]

i wish to one day be in this phase of life

[soft basin]

im pretty sure im done growing in height 😔

starvation

[rapid swan]

oh Im connected on linkedin kewl

[low vale]

butter

[devout jewel]

Yea 21 is when ur growth plate grow

[soft basin]

jkjk dont starve

[devout jewel]

he’s hella chill

love the dude

we still talk

[low vale]

peanuts are very calory dense yeah

most nuts are

[soft basin]

make sure to eat ur fibers

[rapid swan]

hopefully hes at nyc next summer

[low vale]

are fibers good for weight gain?

[soft basin]

idk

[low vale]

thought they were for loss

[soft basin]

but they are important in digestive

[devout jewel]

he heading back to cali

lol

He might be there at the beginning

[rapid swan]

rip

[low vale]

yeah

he sent a selfie

[soft basin]

im an animal

[low vale]

can confirm

Made a new leetcode account: https://leetcode.com/TanzH/

[soft basin]

yayyy women in stem

[low vale]

trying to make sure i actually do problems this time around

[low vale]

I think in my cs class its about 60-40 which isn't bad

so people can clown on me for not doing more

[soft basin]

dont worry abt other ppls opinion lol

[low vale]

also my last one has too many gaps

its not hard to get

[soft basin]

math minor is 2 xtra classes for my school

i just dont want to do anymore math tho

my last math class is automata theory

i consider automata theory math ig

[rapid swan]

im saving that for my last sem

fuck that

[rapid swan]

yes

[soft basin]

my last sem is only senior design 2

[low vale]

i took lin alg calc 3 and one other course aside from basic cs math courses and got the minor

[soft basin]

and then im done

[rapid swan]

wot

[soft basin]

its our capstone class

[rapid swan]

same

we have like 6 classes as req

[low vale]

for us its swe and then then senior design

[rapid swan]

ap calc bc is OP

[low vale]

freest 8 creds of my life

[rapid swan]

FR

[soft basin]

i knocked out calc 3 freshman fall

such an ez class

[rapid swan]

calc 1 and 2

[low vale]

bc is 1 and 2

[rapid swan]

based

[soft basin]

calc bc covers 1 and 2

yeah

u kinda need calc 1 for calc 2 lol

calc bc is just calc 1 and 2 condensed into 1 year so its basically a normal courseload

for a college student

linear alg was my first college C

bc im not in a rush

im not taking graph theory 🤢

im tired of math

[low vale]

math is a hard subject when you don't go to class

[soft basin]

i have trouble staying awake in my math classes 😂

[low vale]

i feel like math is interesting just taught wrong

like idek why i do what i do so why do i care?

[soft basin]

naww once theres more words than numbers i snooze

[low vale]

i feel that

[soft basin]

yeah just a bunch of theorems and formulae

learning css properly

im not leetocding this break

[placid pelican]

being depressed looking at my grades and impending rejection from citadel

[low vale]

meeting up with a bunch of people and also the schedule i sent

[soft basin]

i spent my last break leetcoding and i didnt enjoy the break

[low vale]

i got ml research and class next sem so i gotta learn it properly

don't wanna be useless

[placid pelican]

when ur an A/B student in HS and face ego death cuz u be getting C's in college -_-

[low vale]

i feel this

[placid pelican]

no

junior

lmao

[low vale]

i think im getting the first c of my life this sem

[placid pelican]

if i got C's my freshman year id kms

my uni is not that hard tbh

its just that im also a math major and thats kicking my ass

[low vale]

depends on classes you take freshman year

brown has no grades, no?

[wooden shard]

Come penn

[low vale]

bro engineering schools do the opposite

[placid pelican]

praying frfr

[low vale]

active practitioners of grade deflation

[wooden shard]

That’s da wharton life style

No classes Friday

[placid pelican]

double pennjamin city

[wooden shard]

They start their partying on Wednesday night😂

Ye

Bio isn’t bad either

[rapid swan]

https://tenor.com/view/jinx-the-cat-jinx-jinx-cat-cat-computer-gif-25786466

linkedin

[somber solstice]

no... don't tell me that

no...

🤔

lol

but step.emailed me

yeha rovlox asked if I wanted to do fall

but i said no

but if things change...

sadge

[tulip aspen]

we STEP

YAYAYAYA

[north portal]

get both tho

ace step, get roblox fall, step summer

ez

[somber solstice]

mid ig

i can do hards

just not hard hards

so the pipeline is even more insane

[tulip aspen]

wecu

we are gonna get it

[somber solstice]

yes

[tulip aspen]

we are gonna get STEP wecu

yeah

[somber solstice]

me and bobo are homies no cap

[tulip aspen]

wecu is my girlfriend

[somber solstice]

we both go to sjsu

[tulip aspen]

yeah fr

[somber solstice]

u wish i was ur gf

[tulip aspen]

lel124 imma fight u sexually

[somber solstice]

i am a girl tho 😋

[robust bridge]

man I want to be an addepeep lol

[tulip aspen]

wecu is my girlfriend frfr

[placid pelican]

addepoop

[tulip aspen]

ok true it's mostly based on grade calc

yeah

[somber solstice]

sjsu cs is actually a target

no cap

[low vale]

I've been messing around with notion but i feel like it should have more advanced commands/controls

[tulip aspen]

what about volunteer hours

[low vale]

i did like 6 🙂

[gloomy plover]

I got in for computer engineering

[tulip aspen]

inch resting

[gloomy plover]

Cs is insane

[tulip aspen]

wait that makes no sense

u should've gotten in Lel124

honors

[bleak storm]

Hi yall

[tulip aspen]

they literally just do a claculation

[bleak storm]

uniswap vs dropbox?

[low vale]

highkey volunteer hours are a scam

i did 0

🙂

[bleak storm]

uniswap is in person, while dbx is remote 😦

[tulip aspen]

tr

[bleak storm]

is uniswap a good name in crypto?

i saw that there are pancake swap, dydx, etc

[tulip aspen]

ohhh nahh 💀

[somber solstice]

what's the most prestige swe internship? Netflix?

[tulip aspen]

SJSU is insane with career building

[placid pelican]

damn, my friends lil brother got money from them for his HS startup

[tulip aspen]

like 50% of the upperclassmen i meet are FAANG

[placid pelican]

cracked

[tulip aspen]

we can do it wecu

yea

[somber solstice]

bro guys go crazy on campus

[tulip aspen]

fr

[somber solstice]

just bcz im a girl

[tulip aspen]

bro boutta suck yo dick for some robux

[somber solstice]

ppl think I'm diversity hire

but i also get asked out by down bad mfs like bobo

[tulip aspen]

yeah wecu is a girl

he my girlfriend fr

[somber solstice]

I'm gonna flex on my sister so hard

[tulip aspen]

bro is just gonna scare children

[somber solstice]

HRT or JS

[placid pelican]

college aps are random

[gloomy plover]

Crazy

[placid pelican]

this is established

yes they are wack as well

csus are also not all that great tbh

[somber solstice]

me wearing my rovlox tshirt on campus after interning 😔

[placid pelican]

lack of research, etc

[somber solstice]

ngl, gonna be real with you

the internship don't feel real

i got so lucky

Krishan u got amazon no??

rip 😔

rip krishna

gokugate

oh wiat

I remember that

why were they shitting on krishna 😭

[quaint bolt]

Who’s bullying krishna

[somber solstice]

not uw

sike

😔

[gray wolf]

waterloo programming is shit

no one can convince me otherwise

u go there?

loo mfs respected yea but the classes r shit

teaching sucks so bad

[somber solstice]

(for creative writing)

[gray wolf]

yeah like the teachers r shit or the content is shit, usually both

[somber solstice]

Harvard

[gray wolf]

lol fr

[quaint bolt]

so is loo

[somber solstice]

Harvard grade inflation

[somber solstice]

but v uwm?

[gray wolf]

idk, the only classes that I've taken with good content are the super standardized ones, like compilers or networks

[quaint bolt]

what are these acronyms my friend

[gray wolf]

the waterloo concurrency is focused on making shit sequential lmfao

[quaint bolt]

loo vs wisco?

[gray wolf]

took it

[quaint bolt]

@stable spire you wanna say something about this?

[gray wolf]

yes fr

[quaint bolt]

I liked the concurrency course

[gray wolf]

^ at loo?

[quaint bolt]

I also liked the os course

Yeah

[gray wolf]

os was good yeah but how can u do os wrong

the cs concurrency is doggie

[quaint bolt]

OS courses aren’t required at some schools lol

[somber solstice]

idk anything abt concurrency kekw

[quaint bolt]

And they’re shit at even more schools

[gray wolf]

ece concurrency is probably way better

[quaint bolt]

And y’all made ostep

I took compilers, very fun

But I was also good at discrete math so it made sense

No but most courses at my uni have had must pass finals with huge portions dedicated to the finals like that

[stable spire]

need to review hw6 onwards reviweed everything else

[sinful locust]

Yee

It went pretty well

[stable spire]

im tryna study signals + linking stuff also since thats a good amt of pts simultanosly

and minimal assembly

[sinful locust]

Right! Tysm 🙂

[stable spire]

@sinful locust for asm can u infer what its doing given like actual c code or is that a struggle too

i feel like if im given like c code along with it i can trace else i get confused

[dense tinsel]

at school they call me the rizzard of oz

😤

[gray wolf]

bro dw its winter break

life isnt all about recruiting and jobs, you're gonna look back and think about how u missed the holidays with your family / friends over this shit in a couple years if u grind the whole time

[low vale]

nah

you can chill

thats what most people spend their whole life doing yk

a lil chill helps a lot in the long run

[broken meadow]

nah on my deathbed ill be like "man i really shouldve figured out the state transition function for popping balloons"

[dense tinsel]

^^

yes but im taking winteer break off and not studying schoolwork at all

some of my friends are gonna do like usaco camps

im not

i have to relax

however i might end up coding a lot in Sf

idk

itd be fun tho

oh yeah ill hit all the tourist spots

all the nice colleges

good food

etc.

but i wanna work on a project with my cousin if i can

yes i wanna go to japantown

theres that 1 amazing restaurant there

An Japnese Restaurant

michelin starred

[gray wolf]

idk the palace of fine arts and the bridge are pretty great to see at least once

[jaunty cove]

yeah but

fishermans wharf and shit

<<<

[gray wolf]

yeah fire

if u havent been u should def see them

thats fire too

and the science center thing in ggp

[jaunty cove]

<<< as in bad

i used to work at the exploratorium

[random prairie]

anyone get step request for a transcript?

[jaunty cove]

Its so expensive lol

but its nice

[gray wolf]

the sealions r fun to see thats it

thats how i define the warf lmfao

see the lions and leave

[jaunty cove]

Yea

[random prairie]

before interview

[gray wolf]

hasnt that one recruiter been spamming hints to this on linkedin?

or is she hinting at smt else

[lethal sand]

I might be a weirdo, just visited meta's website to check for internships, lol

[low vale]

thats too much for step

you should've done swe

thats what i had for swe

step is generally for people with less exp, no?

that sounds like a downgrade ngl

[gray wolf]

how do u even hear back from google swe, I have 5 internships and referral and theres not even a rejection lmfao

like they never even reject me

i just wanna see something

[quaint bolt]

rng

people get in with 1 or 2

[gray wolf]

yeah rng is probably true but like fuck haha

[lofty sage]

everything is luck

[quaint bolt]

also google resume bar is insanely high for 2023

[gray wolf]

I applied the day it opened

[lofty sage]

resume screens always rng

[quaint bolt]

I know like 3 people who got interviews in this server

[gray wolf]

yeah thats fucked considering tons of ppl here r cracked

[low vale]

me destroyer reverie are 3

idk anyone else

[gray wolf]

w fr

u better secure

in our honor

[low vale]

well aside from wagons but he's not counting himself i assume

Research and internship

[quaint bolt]

yeah bc I didn't apply this year

I applied for S22 and pushed back to S23

[low vale]

F500

[quaint bolt]

yall get any calls yet?

[low vale]

no

swe

[quaint bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-juice-cry-cat-kitten-tears-gif-15751834

[low vale]

we all applied for swe i think

[quaint bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/daladada-cat-crying-cry-scream-gif-24748831

[low vale]

yeah

reverie is one of the most cracked people here

[quaint bolt]

how tf only 3 people get interview in a server with like 60k+ even counting the ones who don't process that's rough

[dense tinsel]

uh oh bruh

is it gonna keep going up in later years

[quaint bolt]

even accounting for that it's insanely low

[low vale]

pbjpie and lost soph

[quaint bolt]

compared to last year at least

[safe minnow]

Depends on if recession continues to shaft us ig

[vagrant rain]

for google I got an oa last cycle I applied but not even oa this time

bar def went up

[safe minnow]

Hopefully next year is better

[quaint bolt]

if juda didn't get interview it's p wild

[low vale]

Actually now that im thinking about it its a lot more, pbj also got an interview and like 4 people dmed me about what the interview was like saying they also had it

[safe minnow]

Oh yeah should I wait till summer to apply to fall interns

Or spring

[somber solstice]

i wonder what that means

[proud crag]

any soccer fans?

if both play optimal what are odds of a penalty kick

[quaint bolt]

yeah there's def quite a bit more compared to the people who processed but it's still low compared to earlier years

[somber solstice]

active discordians are by definition worse

[low vale]

next persone to type gets resume screened

[vagrant rain]

meta said they were opening apps in jan right?

for summer

[dense tinsel]

GOSH DAMN IT

[somber solstice]

bcz i am an active discordian and im worse

[quaint bolt]

meta can't be trusted

[sinful locust]

lol interviews are so easy

[quaint bolt]

they interviewed loo kids for winter and then said winter isn't happening

[sinful locust]

the hard part is getting them

leetcode is trivial

[dense tinsel]

the only job offer i ever got no technical behavioral or anything it was just like

a guy looking through my github

[sinful locust]

they needa give me my OA even with a director referral

[vagrant rain]

huh I thought they just cancelled it

[sinful locust]

still not OA

smh

[vagrant rain]

didn't even interview

[dense tinsel]

and judging fgrom that

[sinful locust]

doubt it matters

[soft basin]

L bozo

[safe minnow]

[soft basin]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/887916826556776501/894088728467877888/Mosca_2.0-1.gif

[low vale]

sort of agree with this ngl, i've only messed up like ~3 of the 20 technicals I've had

[somber solstice]

sadge

kek

[soft basin]

ive only had 2 technicals ever

[dense tinsel]

go to a chinese wechat moms group

and see all the alexandr wang ass kissing

[safe minnow]

They do that a lot?

[dense tinsel]

yup

my mom heard about hrt in one of those groups

and then asked me if i was gonna aim for that

yeah

[safe minnow]

💀

[dense tinsel]

it was funny cuz like all those groups every mom is so like

they dont know anything about coding

then they are like

they are

[vagrant rain]

bro its so bad in loo

[dense tinsel]

hey guys look my little son is 10 and can do pygame!!

[vagrant rain]

these parents actually talking abt everything

[dense tinsel]

and then hes shit at python

exactly

[quaint bolt]

I actually have no idea what they're looking for this year
Most people I've seen who passed have an "objectively worse" resume than you

[dense tinsel]

bro my mom literally was at the store with me buying hoodies and she goes

"why buy armani exchange are u trying to impress girls"

"look at alexandr wang lahhh he just wear black shirt"

[quaint bolt]

it's not like they're only interviewing target or people who had past faang exp

[dense tinsel]

like deadass idk what she was on

[vagrant rain]

could be like they look at resume on rolling basis and stop at a certain point to cut costs?

[quaint bolt]

I'll refer you for new grad

[static spindle]

me too right

[quaint bolt]

I doubt juda applied late enough for that to matter

[quaint bolt]

don't you go to berk

[dense tinsel]

also my school's comp prog club turned out to be dumb

it was overhyped

like 5 kids go

[vagrant rain]

ok maybe just not enough buzzwords

[static spindle]

no lol I’m from Texas

The other one

Yup

[low vale]

should mock her back

[quaint bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/maybe-possibly-perhaps-gif-14588906

[low vale]

you can out-toxic an asian parent

with enough time and effort

[dense tinsel]

can you tho

[low vale]

ye

[safe minnow]

What happens if you win though

[static spindle]

literally me

[low vale]

they give up on you and you can breathe and then you'll impress them either way cuz now you have oxygen

[proud crag]

just pull the "ill throw u in a shitty old people home if u dont treat me with respect"

[safe minnow]

Actually 5head

[low vale]

and then you make up

as adults

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[proud crag]

u win the scorched earth strat cuz they will depend on u eventually when theyre old. use that as bargaining chip toward healthy relationship

[dense tinsel]

would it look good on a resume to build a programming lang

[low vale]

perchance

[proud crag]

bro talk to girls ur 12

[dense tinsel]

my friend has built a few but idk if thats good on resumes

[low vale]

i will tell you this though

[dense tinsel]

my rizz is insane

[low vale]

you are 15 and not at all qualified to make a good language

[dense tinsel]

yeah but i cna learn about lexers parsers interpreters

[quaint bolt]

That’s not all there is to languages and compilers

[dense tinsel]

but like is it that practical

[vagrant rain]

maybe if it fulfills a purpose but just designing one is hard even not considering implementing it

[low vale]

nothing will stop you from trying, but do it if you enjoy it

[low vale]

yeah but only if you enjoy it

[dense tinsel]

idk if ill enjoy it

[low vale]

first few will suck ass

[dense tinsel]

ok

[low vale]

garbage langs

next few won't and will be resume worthy

time consuming and you need to stick with it

[somber solstice]

asian parents

[dense tinsel]

yes

bro i literally rizz in O(n) time

[somber solstice]

this is the world we live in

i rizz in logn

[dense tinsel]

rizz is simple just make decisions with a decision tree in ur brain

[quaint bolt]

Please go outside

[somber solstice]

my dad is a swe in big tech 💀

[low vale]

that's not the flex you think it is, most people try to last longer

[safe minnow]

Is he in the bay area

[somber solstice]

pain

[static spindle]

O(n!) rizz

[low vale]

I rizz in n^n time

[somber solstice]

nah my dad does wfh

[safe minnow]

I thought that Roblox mainly had reputation in the bay area

yeah

[dense tinsel]

alr

i prob wot its not my thing

ml/ai more interesting

[somber solstice]

he thinks the company is rly.good

but he still wants me to go to a t25

[proud crag]

roblox pays good

beteer than gogole

[static spindle]

40$/mo for premium

[somber solstice]

i think he's just sad bcz all my friends aka his friends kids got into t25z

[proud crag]

235>gog

[low vale]

used to be, idt it is anymore with stock drop

[somber solstice]

kek

he actually not toxic

[safe minnow]

t25 in general or in CS specifically

[somber solstice]

in cs

[low vale]

also google l3 can match higher

[somber solstice]

anyways, im trying to transfer anyways

now

[low vale]

mine to get better pickaxe to mine more stuff

[static spindle]

the mfs who got 630 codesignal and got into c1 dont 😤 😤 😤

[somber solstice]

😭

[low vale]

isn't that doing a single question

[static spindle]

I WILL NEVER FORGIVE C1

[safe minnow]

I feel like there's a lot of t25 CS colleges that are transferrable in, you got this

[vagrant rain]

I feel like taht's ppl who have a goated resume who don't even wanna bother with gca

[safe minnow]

Nah no fucking way admissions officers knows wtf Roblox is

Yeah

[low vale]

not really internships matter less than research for college

[jaunty cove]

Internships <<< gpa and research

[quaint bolt]

gpa >>> roblox on your resume for universities lol

[jaunty cove]

for transfer

[stone echo]

stripe or google

[low vale]

i used to want to transfer for ego reasons

now i don't

[stone echo]

lol

stripe return offer though....

hopefully it happens lol

[quaint bolt]

maybe if you're a goog brain or msr chad they'll care about your internship

[low vale]

is this for summer?

[quaint bolt]

apart from that gpa >>>

[safe minnow]

Honestly transferring will make no difference in most people's lives yeah

[somber solstice]

ty bro, im mainly doing it for fit tho

[stone echo]

im a bad wlb simp

[somber solstice]

so i no apply there

[static spindle]

amazon stock went up today

[stone echo]

i wanna get crushed when im young

so i can be next CEO

[safe minnow]

Where are you looking for? 🤔

[quaint bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/doge-doge-coin-to-the-moon-crypto-cryptocurrency-gif-14563637

[low vale]

same

[stone echo]

cant get in 😦

maybe for new grad

[somber solstice]

private school kek

[low vale]

google -> random place -> citadel -> early grave

[dense tinsel]

why citadel

bad culture, no?

[low vale]

i will not get screened by cit next year

[safe minnow]

Does anyone know exactly how good Jump's WLB is

[static spindle]

they make you work

[jaunty cove]

citadell

[low vale]

bad culture generally means faster promo and you improve faster

1 year of that

[somber solstice]

i have a 3.9 rn, imma get cit no cap

[low vale]

then somewhere else

[quaint bolt]

3.4 is way too low my friend

yes

[static spindle]

tbh if ur gpa is below a 4.5 its too low for quant

[jaunty cove]

3.4 is not way too low ik people with worse

[dense tinsel]

yeah and shit wlb and ur mental health spirals down faster than sbf's bank acc

[jaunty cove]

No

[quaint bolt]

they don't have school specific mappings
the only time I've seen people get in with low gpa is when they've won citadel-sponsored competitions

[jaunty cove]

their resume makes up for it

[dense tinsel]

if it makes yall feel better

i have 4 Cs rn in 10th grade

including a 68 in calc bc

[low vale]

better that happens when you're younger and can handle it

[static spindle]

holy shit

[dense tinsel]

i just dont do my hw and program instead lol

[low vale]

thats fine

[dense tinsel]

hw boring

why not

[static spindle]

bro finna go to texas A&M

[somber solstice]

wot school

[low vale]

you'll have a tough time going to a great college though

[dense tinsel]

nah its ok becuz of equity grading ill get a b for this semeseter

and then ill get A next semeseter

and then collegse see improvement

[low vale]

not a dealbreaker if you keep at programming you could probably cop a job out of hs

[static spindle]

my biggest regret in hs was not taking more AP classes to have a boosted gpa

[low vale]

knew a guy like you who ended up at a trading firm out of hs, he's also over 3000 codeforces ranking so

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[somber solstice]

my hs gpa was 4.43 😄

[somber solstice]

3000 cf is legendary...

[static spindle]

ah yes like top 30 worldwide

[low vale]

yep

[dense tinsel]

shit i might actually fail bc this quarter

[low vale]

so you better be god tier

[dense tinsel]

i have a 66 now

[somber solstice]

i think 3000.rating on cf means you'll get to any trading firm besides rentech...

[low vale]

bro its fine but you gotta attend classes

not too late to turn shit around

[dense tinsel]

yeah prob

[low vale]

bc is important

8 free creds

[dense tinsel]

bro thing is

the ap test is super fere

[static spindle]

no you'll get rentech too

[dense tinsel]

just my teacher makes the class super hard

[low vale]

literally calc bc is freest ap

[static spindle]

3000 is genuinely insane

[low vale]

yeah

[broken meadow]

bro ur like "maybe i should make a programming language for my resume lol"
dude u should avoid failing hs first

[dense tinsel]

also i was busy with relationsh8ip drama -> no time to study

more copium

but

[jaunty cove]

isnt calc bc supposed to be hard

[low vale]

25% i think

still super high

[broken meadow]

i will concede that some hs subjects ur forced to take are cringe tho

[dense tinsel]

yeah ik

[low vale]

yeah but people who take it are usually smarter because the general hs progression is algebra -> geometry -> trig -> precalc

[jaunty cove]

oh

[low vale]

so getting calc bc means ur way ahead of curve

[jaunty cove]

not that many people at my school started with algebra

[low vale]

both

[static spindle]

ez

[dense tinsel]

its actually easy

since all the formulas are given to u

and in the actual class i must memorize

😭

[low vale]

I self studied the bc exam while taking ab and got a 5

[static spindle]

I also graduated during covid so everything was online

[jaunty cove]

yesterday i had a throwback to hs cause we were proving all the chain rule, product rule, etc lol

[dense tinsel]

mvc goofy

[somber solstice]

no, i learned the entire class 3 days before the test

[low vale]

its not hard but its also not super easy

most people who take it are quite good

[somber solstice]

calc bc is hard at some high schools tho 😔

[broken meadow]

i dropped out of hs and had to take online hs to graduate, but in university now that i have way more control over which courses i take, i mostly choose courses that fit my interests and my gpa is 3.8/4 (ofc, other factors too but yeah)

[dense tinsel]

also btw

our school doesnt do numeric grading

at all

so only the letter grade matters

[low vale]

ab -> self study bc easy class, easy ap

[dense tinsel]

for each semester, they only send colleges the higher of the 2 quarter grades

[somber solstice]

true

[static spindle]

you're at google in my heart :)

[low vale]

yes, but this is omega levels of cope

just do good

[jaunty cove]

“ill get abetter grade next quarter”

[low vale]

you can program on the side

[dense tinsel]

yeah im genuinely trying harer now

[low vale]

and do good in hs

[dense tinsel]

but the course is difficult

[low vale]

good to hear

[dense tinsel]

besides im never gonna need most of this shit like optimization or related rates in life

its pointless

and not helpful for later math classes

[low vale]

you will 10000000000000000% need optimization

[jaunty cove]

optimization isnt important but you want to do ai???

LOl

[low vale]

literally the most important part of calc

[dense tinsel]

no i mean

bro no the way our teacher makes us do it

is so dumb

ik

im "talented" at math i just never try

i think i got like 750 math psat this year without studying

i should study

ik

[static spindle]

im sorry but if you think you're talented at math you should not ever struggle with any calc

[dense tinsel]

for his princeton exam lol

and he still passed

all i need is a c this quarter

becuz

if i get a c the way our garding works is

colleges will never see that c

and only see a b

its antiracism grading or whatever

[jaunty cove]

they’ll see a B yeah

[low vale]

????????????

[jaunty cove]

thts not good

[vagrant rain]

huh which school has antiracism grading

wtf

[dense tinsel]

equity grading

[low vale]

yo im a shoot myself

[vagrant rain]

is this like an American thing?

wtf

[dense tinsel]

boost minority scores in our district

[jaunty cove]

Getting a C in calculus is racist because i would get an A if i tried

[low vale]

bro i went through hs with adhd where's my fucking equity grading

[dense tinsel]

also the reason why i got a 57% on that one test was befuz i was busy playing maplestory

[low vale]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[vagrant rain]

oh in ur district

still

[dense tinsel]

bruh

[jaunty cove]

Colleges and companies dont care about excuses

[dense tinsel]

yeah ik

ill try harder, promise

[jaunty cove]

Why not study right now

Yeah

[vagrant rain]

do u live in like a ghetto area or smth

[dense tinsel]

no

[vagrant rain]

y r they trying to boost minority scores then

[static spindle]

if you have one takeaway today pls realize that most people here are hyper successful compared to the average cs person and we all think the way you're doing things rn is not ideal

[broken meadow]

my dudes i think we should give this mans some space lol hes already full copium, maybe defensively

[somber solstice]

wiat ur school district gives minorities a grade boost ???

[dense tinsel]

the district covers some ghetto areas

[somber solstice]

W schools district

[low vale]

wait i thought you were asian, usually when someone says minority equity that doesn't count asians

[dense tinsel]

it just makes grading a lot easier

if u dont do hw, u get a 50 on it or something

at least thats the "recommended" approach

midterms and finals arnt allowe

*allowed

[vagrant rain]

???????

[dense tinsel]

numerical grades arent sent to colleges

an A is 89.5% and above

[vagrant rain]

what is this educational system

[stable badger]

bro where you from

[somber solstice]

bro hs grades -> good college is huge boost

[dense tinsel]

maryland

[static spindle]

^

[stable badger]

oh

[dense tinsel]

its like top 3 school in maryland

[stable badger]

you from Rockville

[low vale]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-stewie-griffin-drop-gif-23165505

[somber solstice]

i wish i went to a good college so bad

[stable badger]

I lived in Bethesda before

[static spindle]

me tbh

[somber solstice]

UMD is amazing

[dense tinsel]

the district has some ghetto schools

[somber solstice]

truw

[dense tinsel]

we had like uhh

15 kids at cmu last yaer

its eveeryones reach

like, EVERYONE

every asisan kid in 10 mile radius

wants to go to cmu

[vagrant rain]

wait is maryland like good/bad place in america

[dense tinsel]

good

super competitive schools

[stable badger]

yeah it's good

I lived in his area

for 2 years

[vagrant rain]

i c

[dense tinsel]

its just one semester bruh

[stable badger]

it's where all the rich/retired politicians & lobbyists live

[dense tinsel]

it can?

[low vale]

same but for cs

[dense tinsel]

bro

wait what

[low vale]

no

[dense tinsel]

ok

[low vale]

you can get all bs

literally doesn't matter for cmu

research as hs

[dense tinsel]

lets goo

[low vale]

in cs

[dense tinsel]

yeah ik

thats the plan

[low vale]

you need that

[dense tinsel]

precollege

grind

research intel science fair

well duh

@uneven crane

ok well i have like 4 rn

so

[low vale]

they care a lot more about research the thing is a lot of people apply with straight As, next to none have actual cs research

[vagrant rain]

the most interesting thing abt cmu I heard abt was like some cf class

apparently ur grade in course is ur cf ranking or some shit like that

[low vale]

and cmu is the most academic uni for cs

[dense tinsel]

grades rn are like

79, 100, 72, 76, 66, 100, 97

lmaoaoaoao