#2023_summer

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quaint bolt
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That’s what I was able to do at least (or what I would’ve been able to do if I were a us citizen)

gloomy plover
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Guys is 87.2 a B+ or B

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Yes

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My teacher literally gave me a B wtf

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No grade scale on rubric or anything

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Fucking pissed especially cause this is a theology class

clever grail
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also atlassian removed system design now

pseudo viper
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how long did it take to get scheduled for the hiring manager call?

clever grail
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skill issue

hidden mural
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how much does Roblox housing stipend come out to after tax? (10k pre-tax)

somber solstice
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I think

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but it's considered a bonus

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so heavily taxrd

novel lily
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after completing the blind 75, how do you guys know which questions to solve to continue improving. is there a good list, or do you guys just find random questions.

somber solstice
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neetcode 150

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grind 75

stable badger
static spindle
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ayo?????

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kirb 350????

near swallow
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Check pinned

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Objectively best but tbh my advice is dominate b75

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Then focus on weak areas

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Usually that means graphs trees

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Very important to know

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OOD as well

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And some Hard stack problems

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If u choose to neglect anything, then DP

hardy patrol
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he said objectively

near swallow
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I am objectively correct

somber solstice
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how hard can dp be

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just do it

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gg

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coin knapsack kek

robust bridge
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Wow today has been an all rejection day

uneven sand
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isn't it just withheld more

static spindle
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why are all the stocks dipping again monkaS

uneven sand
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j powell

thorn quartz
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just dont pay the tax

hardy patrol
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aw fuck i forgot taxes are a thing

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when are they due

wide socket
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Ye when

hallow scroll
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chose to neglect DP for google since I thought it was rare, got 2 dp

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theyve been the only company to ever ask me DP so far though

near swallow
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U cant cap yourself krishna

jaunty cove
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true

near swallow
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Will the real colin davis please stand up

jaunty cove
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Nice

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If i get monotonic stack im fucked

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good thing i have no interviews

spice jetty
jaunty cove
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yall have finals late af

spice jetty
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you dont have to file if you make under 12k the past yr—well depends on ur situation but ye

jaunty cove
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u might have been able to get a return

soft basin
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i have never filed taxes in my life

spice jetty
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yea for 2021 i made 11k so i didnt file 😭

jaunty cove
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easy $400

soft basin
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i also don’t have a job tho 🤷‍♂️

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unless scholarships count as jobs 💀💀

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i get like 6-7k in refunds in financial aid after tuition

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per semester

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all of that goes to rent tho

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well ig i haven’t been paying taxes at all

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imma file taxes next yr

hardy patrol
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ive literally never paid taxes ive been waiting for someone to warn me but so far nothing

clever grail
hearty river
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@honest spire SCGwave

near swallow
quaint bolt
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Where salad

thorn quartz
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ive figured it out

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the companies are simply afraid of me thats why i dont have 40 offers lined u[

thorn quartz
coarse crane
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Yubi key sneeze

sick oar
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true^

weary totem
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Can't believe I'm back

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I'm officially an intern for 2023 summer

sand coral
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They’re on a hiring freeze, right?

topaz drum
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did they just convert it to intern?

weary totem
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and No they didn't convert it to intern

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I converted it to intern

topaz drum
cyan garnet
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yea how

weary totem
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Like a simp

topaz drum
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like wtf its clearly u passed the bar when u got the ng offer

weary totem
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luckily I don't have to reinterview otherwise I might have fail it

cyan garnet
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WOW

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NO WAY

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A WOMAN?

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is she bad

topaz drum
weary totem
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Applying for other internship and new grad as well

topaz drum
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eww master

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my brain not big enough for that

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😭

weary totem
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thesis or non thesis?

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I'm actually debating

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Yeah I'm in Canada

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I am debating but tbh I don't think I'm interested in a master

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Like school is just exhausting fo rme

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but if I do master, I want to make sure I do a master that I'm interested in

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I haven't found it yet and the ddl of application is approachingh

hallow scroll
scenic sluice
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Masters worth ? For job

uncut jetty
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For research, R&D -> Masters is needed generally (if not a PhD). For AI related positions, a masters is beneficial but not entirely necessary

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Pretty much anything else, not really it would be personal preference at that point

weary totem
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nvm I guess yeah, Return New grad -> rescinded -> I apply for internship > return Intern offer

keen phoenix
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Did braze cancel internship program?

heady storm
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????

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dont say that

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why do you think so

white urchin
keen phoenix
white urchin
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it's probably headcount

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don't worry, wouldn't have mattered since they barely hire anyone

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<10 i think

heady storm
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^ recruiter told me like 6-8 i think

rancid granite
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@brazen tangle when did you submit your netflix OA

heady storm
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wait fr

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how do u know

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i have an offer from them and have questions

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about braze

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thank u

sand coral
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Saturday? Wtf

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What company has an interview on Saturday?

random tide
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top 2000 or bust

sand coral
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Oh lol

proud crag
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step 1 involves programming the video game
step 2 should give quick recurrence and algorithm
step 3 is a quick runtime explanation

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you have 15 minutes

wide socket
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Um

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This seasons been bad

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I think most companies taking a pause until January right?

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I got some emails saying

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Dis lmao

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So did my fidelity call yesterday

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Recruiter said this

proud crag
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divine faith

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if thats not true then i am fucked and will be unemployed forever and die alone and divorced and in debt

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itsa true because it has to be true

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what if its a hire to fire

sick oar
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most FT hiring is paused until at least end of Q1

sand coral
heavy magnet
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how do data science techincal interviews differ from swe? Are OA's also like data analysis/ml type problems?

sick oar
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Hiring may happen but headcount won't be increased or changed anywhere

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Until maybe January-February at earliest

soft basin
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well they can’t work if they are fired KEKW

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layoffs moment

amber raptor
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Not super sure what’s going on but I know a bunch of my co-interns accepted their return offers

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I can try to ask them abt it

earnest hatch
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No point in sending out emails now with holidays coming up, most are taking a break. After holidays I feel like I'll start getting interview invites. hopium

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The ones I've seen in my feed have either been laid off or are Amazon recruiters expecting to be laid off and announcing they're searching for new roles monkaS

patent ridge
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changed

elder sun
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yo i had a technical interview with crowdstrike like 2 weeks ago and they said theyd get to me soon for another interview this was 9 days ago am i ghosted? or should i double email my recruiter for an update i already emailed her once a couple days ago

static spindle
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usually I would wait 2 weeks after the original interview, but honestly idk given holidays and stuff

elder sun
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my original interview was nov. 28, technical interview was dec. 5th

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i'm supposed to have one more based on what the recruiter told me

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breh

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ok lol that makes me feel better

inner willow
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whats LI

sand coral
inner willow
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bro got ghosted

proud crag
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?

jaunty cove
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wazowskiSanta fidelity

wide socket
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no

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I just had a phone call a couple days ag

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they just said

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u most likely gonna get a interview like starting jan

jaunty cove
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how

wide socket
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bc of winter break

jaunty cove
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they said wait until novemebr then i texted them and they said wait until after winter break

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i think theyre just interviewing ppl rn and not tellin gne

novel lily
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(i know meta ins't hiring--just looking for good practice) is meta lc tagged list the most accurate lc tagged list for a company.

hardy patrol
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you interviewing anywhere krishna

novel lily
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what team at apple did you interview with

hardy patrol
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number 1 lesson this season was apply early

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deadass

inner willow
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intern at Wamazon

jaunty cove
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Whamazon

novel lily
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did they reach out to you or did you cold email

jaunty cove
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just had my Whamazon final

foggy widget
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i dont see fidelity swe intern on their website

hardy patrol
jaunty cove
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fidelity as a quant firm is immune to layoffs

hardy patrol
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i have to do my background info for them but i dont remember the last 10 years of my employment

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only thing they got going for them is the free food and stability

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and they were name dropped in the sopranos

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thats it

foggy widget
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is it this?

thorn quartz
foggy widget
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sauce

jaunty cove
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6'1" 165 frail bitch cant even deadlift 455 yet have princess peach waist

foggy widget
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yo

hardy patrol
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need to do him a few favors for the link

thorn quartz
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me too

foggy widget
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drop the link

thorn quartz
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i do all favors

jaunty cove
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When will Baka get back on the road

hardy patrol
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6'1 and 165 are you lean or skinny

foggy widget
thorn quartz
hardy patrol
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accidently leetcoded for 0 hours today

hardy patrol
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i mean 135 at 5'8 just sounds like youre skinny yea

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im 170 at 5'7

thorn quartz
astral dew
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Sounds skinny

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I’m 5 ‘8 165 and have good definition. I try drop to 155 and will be set

static spindle
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didnt some people with EE already get return offers?

sinful locust
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Has anyone interviewed for Citadel's Launch internship?

static spindle
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oh mb I meant GE

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so they're offering returns to some GEs though? or is everyone rescinded

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ah, makes sense. So the program isn't cancelled (yet)

sinful locust
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How many technical questions in the first round?

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Yes

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Do you have any idea about the question they asked in the first round?

static spindle
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the one GE intern I know got ghosted. They were data science though

sinful locust
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Hopefully the job market gets stronger next year 🙏

earnest hatch
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Just used ChatGPT to write a cold email to a recruiter thanospog

north portal
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yessir

hot venture
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Wow couldn’t even get 56/56 /s

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JK congrats!

hazy slate
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what are some good questions to ask when ur interviewer tells u "do you have any questions for us?"

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...

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imagine if I just share my screen and drill the interviewer on a leetcode hard q

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lol

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I got 2 interviews tomorrow

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I know we supposed to ask questions at the end

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idk what to ask

hardy patrol
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this is based

hazy slate
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one is a phone interview with the recruiter, those questions look like something I'd ask after a technical

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those r good

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does sounding excited help ?

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prolly does

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gon make sure my ass smiling whole time

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for sure

robust bridge
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I just applied to 7 red hat internships lol

sinful locust
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same

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so sad.

robust bridge
cedar condor
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hey, if anyone here is joining or hoping to join a startup or unicorn, feel free to join this server intended for startup+unicorn new grads and interns: https://discord.gg/JyVpreR25X

sinful locust
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not real

lethal sand
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y?

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🙂

leaden seal
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Microsoft just emailed me after 1 month since I received feedback from OA + behavioral. They said that they won't have an update until early next year and that they'll come back to me asap
Broo I atleast wanna know whether or not im still in the wait list

frigid gate
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I just see this shit when surfing Facebook

hardy patrol
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real

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people whose only source was a comment on reddit they saw a few weeks ago trumps all

frigid gate
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🤡

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agree

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tbh ppl become TA because they have passed that class

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not because they are good

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tf

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so how can they become master's ?

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and have they get into industry ?

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what's your univerisity

earnest hatch
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@hardy patrol check your Microsoft portal, I just got rejected for the region you applied for

frigid gate
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bruh my school is even an LAC school

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fucking LAC school

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and prof are full of conservative

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the TAs are like jokes

uncut jetty
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Transfer?

frigid gate
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it's hard to transfer

uncut jetty
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Had no context mb

frigid gate
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wait are u junior ?

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or are u soph

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lol

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u have 1 year left

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I still have 2

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and I hate my school

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u got offer for intern for this summer already ?

hardy patrol
quaint bolt
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don't be r00d salad

hardy patrol
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do schools matter to them that much

thorn quartz
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U are my hero

earnest hatch
hardy patrol
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word

frigid gate
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wtf is this ?

earnest hatch
frigid gate
near swallow
earnest hatch
earnest hatch
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I did get an interview when I applied to the Atlanta specific location app

near swallow
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@quaint bolt should i add this

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HAHAHAHAHA

frigid gate
haughty ice
quaint bolt
earnest hatch
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Winter is just super competitive yep

hallow scroll
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Kill thwm

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Then open spot

hidden mural
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bruh theyve been ghosting me for a month after EM round lmao

keen phoenix
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curious if anyone has heard back from Square/Block for US SWE intern yet

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Nope that’s why I was asking. I applied right when apps opened

lime cloud
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wait does this means i passed hirevue for goldman??

dapper jewel
glass jewel
tulip cobalt
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They won’t

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Yes

hallow scroll
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Yeah makes sense, swore I heard that somewhere

robust bridge
proud crag
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for new grad??

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more realistic one i heard was someone used cit nyc 375k to negotiate google seattle 265k

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which is a ton since no state tax

granite fulcrum
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does anyone know if nvidia is remote, or if we can change the start days to April?

white urchin
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He's trolling lmfao

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No way g gives 350k for anyone with bachelors

obsidian sedge
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A few weeks later

hardy patrol
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accepted the L long ago but im glad its official at least

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they normally give out phone 2 weeks after applying

uneven sand
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google doesn’t give 350k lol

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cap for hcol last year was around 280k first year

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but this year seems to be 250k

sharp sedge
sand coral
tiny stirrup
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salesforce wlb vs google wlb?

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what are yalls opinion?

white urchin
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salesforce might have layoffs though

hardy patrol
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no ones safe

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not even unemployment is economically stable anymore everyone getting rescinded

dull thunder
sharp sedge
earnest hatch
green wharf
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Anyone apply to JustWorks?

robust bridge
foggy widget
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auto i think

cinder girder
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what's goin on here

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Someone should uhhhhhhh refer me to their CEO or something tyty

lime cloud
astral dew
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Goldman PepeHands

heady storm
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from where?

earnest hatch
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Just from what I hear, of course it can be team dependent

robust bridge
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did anyone else get the addepar email? Has there been any interviews yet for their backend internship?

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also wtf is "Addepeeps"

twin sandal
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after oa a week ago

sudden tulip
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yo

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addepar not even sure if they’re doing internships

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i wouldnt bank much

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they’re reconsidering headcount cuz no bread

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^ they used Coinbaes at coinbase it’s crazy

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it’s beyond corny

scenic sluice
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Bout to take my last final can i get some prayge

jaunty cove
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hello fellow Jane Street.

static spindle
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is mathworks hirevue -> OA -> final?

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Is the behavioral the last round?

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Just got it scheduled

sand coral
static spindle
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Engineer

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no clue yet 😔

robust bridge
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the rest of this month is going to be so dead sadge

lethal sand
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I hate holidays when I am searching for internship, mann my email stays dry

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ughh

robust bridge
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yeah can't even feel the pain of rejections sadge

proud crag
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career fair or ur shit outta luck

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no

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look on their linkedin

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look at reviews of recruiting process

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look at the pie chart of where they applied

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its like 80+% from career fair

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list all crimes committed

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get lucky

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hardest faang if ur cracked

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cuz rng

low vale
low vale
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g > a > m

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ah man g = a actually they're both pretty cool

hallow scroll
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What other people said, it’s 100% rng

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Last year heard back from a team that matched my resume perfectly, this year didn’t get a response jody_cry

quaint bolt
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go to a target school and/or do ece/hw

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loo KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

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But apple’s p gameable

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Dm enough hm’s and you’ll get the interview

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School/past exp matters the most if you’re only applying on the website and not doing anything

hallow scroll
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Yes

cedar pecan
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Anyone know Charles scwab?

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I have final round with them next Friday

hidden mural
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bro you heard back from recruiter?

earnest hatch
# quaint bolt Dm enough hm’s and you’ll get the interview

Tbh I wouldn't recommend trying to cold email Apple HMs and trying to find the right one, it's like finding a needle in a haystack. Few here have gotten lucky with that, but these people I've seen have really great resumes and have been good at marketing themselves to some other big companies.

static spindle
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idk yet lol

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have you done this too? how was it

earnest hatch
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More opportunities opening in January, more interviews coming after holidays end hopium

static spindle
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gotcha, ty!!

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I bombed the fuck out of my hirevue (had like 8 second pauses during 2 of my questions) I’m surprised they sent me an OA

hallow scroll
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what title of email

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i didnt even get oa either

spice jetty
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would i be at disadvantage for google project matching if i emphasize my front-end, mobile development, and web-dev skills 💀 bc i cannot do shit for back-end, infra, AI/ML or anything else at this point in time

quaint bolt
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for what your skills are in be truthful, but for what they say you're interested in select a lot more

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except for ai and ml unless you've got publications and shit

spice jetty
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im scared i might be too truthful but ye

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i see

quaint bolt
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they don't want baby's first tensorflow model

spice jetty
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lmfao

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thanks for the advice

quaint bolt
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make sure your essay's good too

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hosts won't be looking at questionnaires until after holidays tho

spice jetty
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sounds fair

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thanks again 🥺

low vale
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I just said here's what I've done and filled up the 2000 chars

quaint bolt
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wym i could barely fit everything into 2000 characters

low vale
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Yeah

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But is it supposed to be an essay?

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I just thought it was supposed to be bullet points

quaint bolt
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idk it's up to you

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I made it an essay

low vale
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Welp guess I'm rewriting

hallow scroll
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rip

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mfs havent sent me anything

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maybe i am diverse enough

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this is for netflix bootcamp lol

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not intern

spice jetty
earnest hatch
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I'm glad if they're rejecting people who this app isn't targeted for tbh

spice jetty
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bc i wouldn't think so..

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💀

hallow scroll
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they said it was and placements would be given by today tho so idk who knows

hallow scroll
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it was weird seeing non diverse and ivy people at salesforce summit skull4k

quaint bolt
spice jetty
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have you?

hallow scroll
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in the summer at their hq

quaint bolt
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yes

cedar pecan
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is microsoft

spice jetty
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ok thank u 💋

cedar pecan
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still taking people

quaint bolt
cedar pecan
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I applied this wekk

cedar pecan
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damn I am junior though

quaint bolt
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oop

cedar pecan
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I cant do explore

spice jetty
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they're not all swe tho

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so like

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oh well

cedar pecan
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is the microsoft swe postiion still open?

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or is it completed filled

quaint bolt
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they tend to wrap up by holidays

cedar pecan
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fuck

quaint bolt
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very likely all done

cedar pecan
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just when I got better at LT

low vale
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I wish they allowed more words madge

cedar pecan
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what are some other good companies like microsoft

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that ask leetcode easy

hallow scroll
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google

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oh

low vale
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That's it I'm only applying to machine learning and quantum computing

hallow scroll
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not google

quaint bolt
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I'm gonna need more words this winter gladge

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idk what to remove from my essay tho

devout jewel
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bruh I had so much to writ3

low vale
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I don't even have much and I'm capping out

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Maaaan

devout jewel
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This is what I wrote

hallow scroll
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waterloo resume pales in comparison to chimi resume

quaint bolt
devout jewel
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I’m honorary Waterloo student

cedar pecan
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is amazon robotics easier to get into?

hallow scroll
devout jewel
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nah super senior

hallow scroll
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amazon is probably easier

low vale
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4 internships

devout jewel
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I never got amazon regular

cedar pecan
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damn amazon gonna be rough for me

devout jewel
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I only got amazon robotics

cedar pecan
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they ask leetcode medium right

devout jewel
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yea

cedar pecan
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fuck

devout jewel
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I had graph q

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just do lc

cedar pecan
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I just need more time to do lc medium

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school has been rough

low vale
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Okay I think I might unironically end up with 6 internships if I choose to take a gap year

quaint bolt
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graph is the easiest q you can get apart from dp

cedar pecan
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what about Citi

quaint bolt
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there's only so much they can ask you to do with a graph

low vale
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So this doesn't matter copium

cedar pecan
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Are they open you think?

quaint bolt
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learn bfs, dfs and topo sort and you're good for most graph qs

low vale
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And go to sleep

cedar pecan
low vale
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Relax

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Touch grass (get off disc)

livid atlas
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wait

cedar pecan
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But I feel like internships will be gone in janury

livid atlas
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should I apply for both of the square positions?

cedar pecan
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and then im fucked

livid atlas
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or is applying to one enough?

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Uh I c, ty

coarse crane
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Use a calendar tbh

low vale
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No apparently a lot are waiting till q1 of 2023

quaint bolt
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how you gonna trust meta KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

spice jetty
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idk who would still intern at meta 💀 no one got a return offer

quaint bolt
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meta interviewed loo kids for winter and then told them winter isn't gonna happen

spice jetty
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lmfao

quaint bolt
quaint bolt
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real

low vale
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Wait how many internships till honorary loo status?

quaint bolt
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6 minimum

low vale
hallow scroll
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5 or 6 me thinks

low vale
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I might hit that

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Got 2 summer will be 3rd gap year 2 plus 1 more summer

quaint bolt
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with meta in the gutter, all loo kids malding rn KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

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very good dogesmile

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no idea

hallow scroll
quaint bolt
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and most people go there for there last couple internships and FT

hallow scroll
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meta least prestigous loo internship

low vale
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2-3 is enough but I think I want to become the best that I can be and get a lot of different experience so I promo very fast

quaint bolt
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real

low vale
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I would too

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If you get it and don't take it I'll find you

quaint bolt
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2-3 is more than enough

low vale
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And take away your bong

quaint bolt
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this school'

hallow scroll
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I WANT 1 OR 2 MORE INTERNSHIPS

quaint bolt
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's just a glorified trade school

hallow scroll
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OR MAYBE I WILL JUST TAKE RETURN OFFER AND GRADUATE, WHO KNOWS

quaint bolt
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wtf @median hedge emote

heady storm
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not as swe/quant tho iirc

quaint bolt
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it was much easier back then

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don't get fooled by early anecdotes

low vale
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It was easier back in the day

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When no one knew what cit paid

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Very

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Friend of mine just got in too

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Very happy for him

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Yeah

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Soph too

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Random company

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Then took fall semester off for amz

low vale
#

Same

#

So much advice here

frigid gate
#

No

low vale
#

ye

#

google still a maybe, but yeah, chilling

#

mid company

#

boeing

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for swe it is aggressively mid

near swallow
#

Bro boeing is sky tier

low vale
#

im not saying mid as in bad im saying mid as in middle of the pack

near swallow
#

They literally in the sky

low vale
#

yeah, decent, middle of the pack

hallow scroll
#

GYM thanospog

#

i can finally start going to the gym again now that internship done

#

😈

low vale
#

i've been going to the gym for 4 weeks straight

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🙂

hallow scroll
#

winter is summer bod season

low vale
#

consistency has been built

hallow scroll
#

now to grind gym 😈

low vale
#

yeah lowkey trying to actually have a summer bod this summer

static spindle
#

i did this 1 year ago and havent been since 4KEKW

dense tinsel
#

best motivation for gym is coping from friendzone fr

hallow scroll
#

reading her texts while working out.

#

NO PAIN NO GIAN.

dense tinsel
static spindle
#

me too but I go to a school with a 30k+ student population sadge

low vale
#

yo one of my gymmates goes to harvard and he's back in nyc cuz he cheated on his essay and harvard gave him a timeout

#

💀

hallow scroll
#

i go to another gym tho not school gym

static spindle
#

holy fuck i had no idea u winsconsin was so big

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i lied my school has 60k+ student pop

#

get fucked

hallow scroll
#

half this server is wisco

coarse crane
hallow scroll
#

planet fitness thanospog

low vale
#

my school's 29k

static spindle
#

no lol. polar opposite

hallow scroll
#

🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

dense tinsel
#

bro i gotta become ricegum fr

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all da rizz all da LCs

static spindle
#

no pbjpie

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YOU'RE big out here

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💪 😤 🍤

low vale
#

bro everyone here is in u wisc

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wtf

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salat too

hallow scroll
#

im only non u wisc person in chat thanospog

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me and tanz me thinks

static spindle
#

me 2

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im texas

hallow scroll
#

can i transfer with 2.3 gpa

static spindle
#

A&M lol

hallow scroll
#

wait i think the min for all transfers is like a 3.0 lol nvm

low vale
#

i thought i would bomb my gpa, but its staying fine, maybe i can try and bamboozle my way to a masters

static spindle
#

cheese

earnest hatch
#

I wonder what protections they have in place against that

#

What about weapons

low vale
#

sheesh

soft basin
#

W

low vale
#

how many apple hms did you message?

thorn quartz
#

howd math final go

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320 right

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oh

#

saturday wtf

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thats fucked

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i think u told me but i forgot

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what 340

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math340?

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or

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whats 320

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lin alg diffeq right

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ur taking math320 and math340? i am lost

#

ohh ok

#

i was about to say

low vale
#

he used it for his apology letter skull4k

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and they accepted it which was why he got put on probation

thorn quartz
#

this is literally the offer emial

#

congrats man

#

ya u literally got it what

#

save ur prayers for me

#

its celebration time

#

take a 0 on a final u j got apple gg

low vale
#

damn

#

what space are the teams you're interviewing with in?

#

vr, ml?

thorn quartz
#

ok so if u get official offer email will u release ur dancing vid tho

#

thats the more pressing matter here

#

i need to know if im ready to take the dance class

#

i have to practice to become a tiktoker man

#

dance 113 is perfect

#

i heard tiktok oa is dance video

#

oh my bad

dense jungle
#

hi guys,, do u guys know if there are any summer 2023 internships that i can still apply to as a freshman or should i j try again sophomore year?

dense tinsel
thorn quartz
thorn quartz
#

might aswell try

dense jungle
#

dumb question

thorn quartz
#

not the places i applied to tho u shouldnt apply there might be bad for ur health

dense tinsel
#

i think

dense jungle
#

but where can i find like open internships😭

thorn quartz
#

ya j try u never know

static spindle
#

akuna is closed

dense jungle
#

sorry i don't have like any experience

dense tinsel
#

oh

thorn quartz
#

pittcsc and the other list thats somewhere

static spindle
dense tinsel
#

pitscs isnt updated

static spindle
#

its about as good as you can get

dense tinsel
#

@dense jungle how good is u as a programmer

thorn quartz
#

how about the bsovs thing

dense jungle
dense tinsel
#

i have lots experience (totally) i can give tips dogesmile

dense tinsel
#

focus on making projects

#

and learning stuff

#

and what u wanna specialize in

thorn quartz
# dense jungle tyty!!

j apply worst that happens is u wasted 5 mins of ur time and they send u a really creative and kind rejection email

dense tinsel
#

2sig is open or nah

thorn quartz
#

they been getting creative recently i be waiting for rejection emails sometimes

static spindle
# dense jungle tyty!!

keep in mind, you are a freshman, and most companies are closed by now. It is incredibly unlikely you will get an internship this year

thorn quartz
#

except gman sachs they just said application denied that was kinda fucked up

static spindle
#

do you go to a good school?

dense jungle
#

does anyone know if google step sends rejections or do they j ghost u

static spindle
#

ghost

dense jungle
thorn quartz
#

bro just apply lol

#

dont overthink

dense jungle
#

so if i haven't heard anything from google step by now i prob didn't get in right😭

dense tinsel
#

just apply worse u get is rjeection

#

grind dsa

#

neetcode 150

lime cloud
static spindle
#

where to find lc tagged for specific companies?

analog granite
#

has anyone done the technical interview for Crowdstrike yet?

dense jungle
#

is it bad if i don't have an internship summer after freshman/what should i do during the time i don't have an internship

static spindle
#

there's an lc bot? 😳

analog granite
static spindle
#

holy shit i thought people were meming when they did !problems

dense jungle
#

for research how should i proceed? like can i j email a professor or

#

i'm sorry i feel like i'm asking such dumb questions😭

thorn quartz
#

Send her a tiktok dance clip

dense jungle
#

also if i go to college out of state should i try for research at my college or a college near my home?

north portal
#

guys

#

im back

#

guess who is finally leetcoding again after a 6 month hiatus and doing 4 lc total 😎

#

good luck

analog granite
#

is getting into winter easier than summer? I was hoping to do one next winter

#

ah makes sense

#

i knew a guy who did that

north portal
#

honestly, ur aiming a bit too low

#

citadel spring, janestreet summer, hrt fall

#

easy

#

real

#

hrt after giving charmander 3 internships, only for him to join ren tech WazowskiStare

proud crag
#

cockcockroach labs?

north portal
#

true, ur actually playing the long con

jaunty cove
#

I NEED NVIDIA

#

did you dm the guy

#

he legit referred me

#

to two roles

north cove
#

Does citadel do fall?

sharp sedge
#

i got interviewed by 7 teams at nvidia and failed 6 on first round

#

1 was offer but only cuz that team aske leetcode

jaunty cove
#

Idk but they do really cool work

sharp sedge
#

pretty much none of the teams do

jaunty cove
#

What kind of questions did they ask if not lc

granite fulcrum
#

I heard it was like whiteboard style

#

What position is this for?

sharp sedge
#

one was like building a malloc thing

#

one was some cuda and paralell programmig grilling

#

random shit like that

jaunty cove
jaunty cove
timid wind
#

imagine having interviews

jaunty cove
#

apply and wait ig

#

yo

#

@brazen tangle

#

you did well on your final right

#

werent u scared about it

#

a class

#

Did u pass

#

nice

#

thats cool

#

Lmao

#

Thsts like chem at my school

#

Weird

#

U ever get curved down

#

Lol

#

Same haha

#

yea

#

average on exam is 65 -> not curved craughing

#

whats maths prods

#

yea

#

what isthat

#

oh

near swallow
jaunty cove
#

math profs are usually pretty cool and a good amount are really passionate

near swallow
#

A regular 6 is a cs major 8

#

Business major 5

jaunty cove
#

they tried to curve down my looks

#

im still a 10

near swallow
#

Make 300k

#

Stay alone but u have $

jaunty cove
#

yea

#

Start a tiktok channel impersonating him

granite fulcrum
#

idk i just appliedd like two days ago

near swallow
#

That guy looks like a cmu TA

#

@quaint bolt most handsome waterloo cs major seen above

#

Wait idk who these people are lol

#

They are real people bro let’s not make fun of em

#

Half of u anime pfp fools are ugly

#

Oh yeah he ugly then

jaunty cove
#

girl on the right is wifey

gloomy plover
#

Who’s the right

#

Ohhh

near swallow
#

no cap i been grinding so much i havent kept up w/news in past 3mo

jaunty cove
#

u couldnt tell by the glasses?

quaint bolt
#

I hope all the salesforce and slack simps put down their pitchforks now KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

elder sun
#

rip someone sent me a dm but i hit ignore on accident, if that was you pls reply

#

it was about crowdstrike, i signed an nda so i can't say much about the interview process but so far everyone has been super nice

#

i think they ghosted me tho ;_;

little grail
#

is this something that happens often, i'm not too familiar with the recruiting process. this was a week after the final round interview, after having to email them about updates

static spindle
#

this means the team you were interviewing with is about to get fucked lol

#

it doesnt happen often usually but has been happening occasionally this year

white urchin
#

Not necessarily, check dms mekaw, ik whats happening

static spindle
#

😳

earnest hatch
jaunty cove
white urchin
rapid swan
#

internship gave me a surprise goodbye card with messages from every employee after the last day 😿

hallow scroll
#

my team did a little sendoff meeting, twas cute

rapid swan
#

aww

hallow scroll
#

manager wore a santa hat gilbert

rapid swan
#

ikrr

#

gigachad

rapid swan
#

NO omegalul

#

no doxx

#

I got a return offer from linkedin smh

#

ye

#

why would I ft

#

ye

#

ratio

#

figma

#

yeah its kinda funny omegalul

#

gladg

#

im slightly high rn

#

not the recruiter asking me where Im interning next yr

#

yeah I slacked off second half bc I found out cope

#

recruiter said they didnt ever think interns cared about return offer

#

and so I should start interviewing

cedar pecan
#

Bruh

#

I just saw a video someone made a fake resume

#

And he had a 90 percent call back rate

#

And just accepted an offer😂

stable badger
#

How would you pass the background check though

quaint bolt
#

You won’t if you’re lying about where you worked and which school you went to

heady storm
stable badger
#

I heard there’s paid reference services but it sounds very scammy

static spindle
#

this was the resume

#

tbh spreading herpes to 60% of the intern team at microsoft is quite impressive

#

it is

#

this is the first result for fake resume with 90% callback rate

#

bruh this person passed the resume screen for scale ai WazowskiStare

quaint bolt
#

you'll find out when they do one

static spindle
#

they will probably ask for your transcript lol

quaint bolt
#

I have never been asked for transcripts

static spindle
#

i have sadge

quaint bolt
#

that was during application

#

not bg check

static spindle
#

i have withdrawals from not getting offers copium

quaint bolt
#

idk if they ask again during bg check, usually hireright or whatever will just check if you go to the school you say you go to that's it

sick oar
#

i had a meh gpa and i passed google screen for apm

brisk monolith
#

Use Concurrency

low vale
uncut jetty
#

Hey has anyone here worked as a GoDaddy or Discover Financial Services Software Engineering intern in the past three years for summer (2020, 2021, 2022)? Trying to get some input on experiences with the program given the change to a remote option from previous interns. Please send me a message request or DM if so I would appreciate it.

gloomy plover
#

Addepar is still considering me for back end intern

sand coral
gloomy plover
dense tinsel
lime cloud
cedar pecan
#

Bro I need to fake my resume also lowkey

#

Say I’m incoming Amazon intern

#

Like in the summer

quaint bolt
#

Nice keeb

#

Why is a monitor on the ceiling

#

And is that a wacom on the left?

#

If it works for you then it’s fine, I wouldn’t stack my monitors like that tho

#

It’d make my neck hurt

#

I’d put laptop in the middle and then the 3 monitors above it and around it

#

Or laptop to the side if you’re not gonna be using it’s screen

#

Yeah put the laptop to the side then since you’re gonna be using your monitors

heady storm
#

yes

hallow scroll
#

Yes

devout jewel
#

Yes

low vale
#

maybe

deep valley
#

Yo is leetcode down for anyone else?

#

Its not letting me submit solutions or run then

static spindle
#

works fine for me

deep valley
#

Yea nvm its good now

static spindle
#

do interviewers expect candidates to be able to explain questions like cherry pickup during a technical?

finite phoenix
#

Exactly what I was looking for. Ty

jaunty cove
#

almost as much as nyc i wuld think

static spindle
#

I thought you wanted to do nyc instead?

#

damn

#

recruiter lied 😔

sinful locust
#

link for sf when you make it

#

i won’t be there whole summer

#

but a few weeks with dropbox

cedar pecan
#

Bro but like it could work easily though lowkey @wary whale

low vale
#

It could also easily not

#

Suppose you make it through to the final

#

All that hard work is wasted if they catch you

near swallow
#

Why did i click that

#

I left

#

I dont wanna be in ur server

#

Leave me alone

devout jewel
#

^

tropic lion
#

Can anyone send resume formats for applying to computer science internships

#

umm how?

low vale
#

google it

tropic lion
#

ohh okoko

#

which email to put on resume the college .edu one or personal one ?

tropic lion
#

thnaks

#

suppose my degree is getting over in 24 should i write Aug. 2022 -- May 2024(expected)

#

or any other better way

near swallow
#

U dont need college start date

soft basin
#

u have no right to say this esp since u attempted to cheat on ur amazon final

granite fulcrum
#

has anyone successfully reduced the duration of an internship

#

like going from 14 weeks to 12 or smth like that

static spindle
#

they cant stop u from leaving

#

during mine the recruiters asked specifically to let them know if you need to leave early

granite fulcrum
static spindle
#

I don't see why it would be tbh

#

you can say heck from cscd died so I have to go to his funeral

granite fulcrum
#

cuz rn my i signed my letter for 14 weeks but i lowkey wanna reduce it to 12

static spindle
#

me on the day of this dudes final

granite fulcrum
#

yeah but then i wouldnt get to do my final presentation right

static spindle
hazy slate
#

is Roku full ?

static spindle
granite fulcrum
#

yeah thats what ill probably do just dont want them to end up rescinding cuz i asked lol

static spindle
#

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

soft basin
#

server wide funeral

static spindle
#

TAKE ME INSTEAD

#

ILL DIE TWICE

soft basin
#

nuke the US :)

static spindle
soft basin
#

the eu kinda tired of the us trying to fund the ukraine war 😂

#

so they turn to china 😈

analog granite
#

has anyone done a technical interview for a Crowdstrike internship here?

granite fulcrum
#

also does anyone know if you can maybe change an internship's start date to april? ik most companies have a set start date, was just wondering if anyone was able to do it before

low vale
#

next year

#

you'll have goated li next year

#

what should i do this break?

#

I'm gonna be so bored 💀

#

i spend most days doing that

#

hence the bored feeling

wide socket
#

tf

#

i only got 30

#

lol

jaunty cove
#

get a new book

low vale
#

doing ml research next sem so studying that

jaunty cove
#

so cool

low vale
#

idk man i hate the idea of studying ml but my internship is ml and the only research i get is ml

#

stats is literally the least fun area of math

jaunty cove
#

im studying introductory measure theory this break and its cool cause its more like pure math than stats

wide socket
#

BRUH

#

thats basic

#

lol

#

ever heard of the

jaunty cove
#

its like rigorously building probability theory @low vale

wide socket
#

belm waulch theor

low vale
#

ah

wide socket
#

lololo

jaunty cove
#

idk if its useful for you cause you probably want to actually do cool things

low vale
#

i read online that it was applicable to quantum computing

jaunty cove
#

and not just study math

wide socket
#

that shit confus af

jaunty cove
#

yea

#

its about measuring stuff

#

turns out probability is actually just measuring area

low vale
jaunty cove
#

maybe if its boring to read about stats you can build stuff over brea