nice nice
#2023_summer
untold nest
wide socket
Yo um
How much does gpa matter after u get ur first job
In terms of transferring jobs
north portal
got rejected
3.6 at UNC Charlotte and 4.0 at NCSU
before
not enough prestige or resume value im assuming
north portal
How much does gpa matter after u get ur first job
it doesnt
once u get a job, ur experience is all that counts
only like quant firms still keep looking at gpa and shit later down the road
empty pond
they ask for your SAT too lol
untold nest
only like quant firms still keep looking at gpa and shit later down the road
thats not even true tbh
untold nest
they ask for your SAT too lol
only one company
empty pond
citadel asked for sat during the interview process bruh
earnest hatch
There are actual recruiters lurking around here, once had one answer a question for me
empty pond
yeah but kinda sucks especially if you didn’t have the same work ethic/ habits in high school
yeah i hope companies do value experience more during the team matching rounds
i feel like previous internships tell way more about a candidate than 3 hours of leetcode interviews
astral dew
Depending on when u graduated HS, they didn’t even require SATs for college admissions lmao
empty pond
this season’s definitely been more RNG if anything
clever saddle
it's an offer
wide socket
only like quant firms still keep looking at gpa and shit later down the road
Bruh
I guess the way u combat this if u target quant is
Just do masters
And put that gpa instead r smth
north portal
thats not even true tbh
?
they literally ask for ur transcripts and shit even later down the road
wtf
they are still doing offers
my recruiter legit rejected me on hc
congrats tho, u made it
north portal
nice
wide socket
Now as I wait for tech
white urchin
Why? Do you prefer Ocaml?
summer vector
new posting: https://simplify.jobs/p/bc2e2e27-834e-4ca2-9bc8-c4b07abb521a/Full-Stack-Developer-Intern
south oak
gg guys its all over
lethal tusk
Anyone did google 2x45?
wide socket
Do company’s care about certifications? Like I wanna go for AWS cloud partitioner certificate
untold nest
they literally ask for ur transcripts and shit even later down the road
not all firms do so
some might do that, but not all
quaint bolt
Nvidia has off-season
jaunty cove
this is the collatz conjecture thing
its alsoa leetcode problem
i think its ane asy
wide socket
Really
jaunty cove
but
nvm
this is an unsolved problem idk what they mean
there is no known “wreath number”
north portal
not all firms do so
oh fair
jaunty cove
if you find a wreath number you will be a milliknaire
bitter flint
Y’all know if Netflix sys design high or low level?
kind lagoon
did apple reach headcount yet
oh bet
i just got a referral, so hoping that can go thru
north portal
did apple reach headcount yet
doubt it
apple is too selective to fill up they got a solid few months tbh
kind lagoon
welp hope they like me enough
im guessing recruiting is slowing down for holiday season
so prayge in the new year ill get something
wide socket
I kinda wish I got someones resume who made it thru like some of the toughest resume screenings
kind lagoon
I kinda wish I got someones resume who made it thru like some of the toughest re...
i got thru google if thats considered tough
tho no luck with a bunch of other companies
bitter flint
Y’all know if Netflix sys design high or low level?
Nice answer guys 😃
wide socket
im like 😭
kind lagoon
Y’all know if Netflix sys design high or low level?
hey man, i would love to answer but netflix ghosted me
kind lagoon
nm, notably google zon tanium and bubble
(and rbi, ibm, konrad)
but i apply to most of the other tech companies, i dont get thru those
wide socket
word
o naw mines dog rn
ill edit and then send
after
walmart litterally ghostin
😭
just gib smth
im still waitin on my geico and At&t interview too
kind lagoon
ill edit and then send
i got lazy lol
bitter flint
walmart litterally ghostin
Walmart ghosting ppl is such a meme
bitter flint
hey man, i would love to answer but netflix ghosted me
I really rng’d my way to the interview with that code signal
wide socket
Walmart ghosting ppl is such a meme
lmfao fr
bitter flint
No they just say that round it’s system design
Not the level of it
Pray for me then bro
Two sum incoming
Dw
U got this
Check dm
Prayer warriors out in force
digital bone
is it okay to put an incoming internship this summer on your resume? going to a career for spring internships
uncut jetty
In my cases, people have rarely asked me about what I have done in a current experience unless it has been going on for a significant amount of time
hallow scroll
Yes
Not sure but I’m attention whore so I post
Recruiters use LinkedIn
If you have big tech it will help
Ik interns at my company who got reached out to by 2s and other companies so
Wait do u have something for winter 👀
Yea so imagine once you add shit
Valid
Cscareers finna be hyping up that Netflix offer soon
If you have conflicting start dates or something just omit the start date
Yea I applied to spring and summer internships with my summer offer but omitted the summer start date and just said “incoming”
Yeah I heard back from cracked winter companies with incoming amazon
Even tho I failed the interviews I got them at least 👍
spice jetty
does hrt send their oa right away
hallow scroll
Yes, to be fair I mostly applied to spring internships though since I wasn’t looking for summer
spice jetty
then why the fuck 😭
haven’t i received ittt
its been a week 😭
hm codesignal is not rlly filtered out for me maybe im in some sort of cool down
dusty sapphire
does anybody who went through the usaa bank internship or currently has an offer know how the housing works
granite fulcrum
is nvidia remote?
jaunty cove
lol
wide socket
n0
gloomy plover
wtf haha
plush girder
grand bane
crying and shaking?
not just crying
hi Krishna Das snowflake emoji
hello mr. money
sick oar
wassup kids
grand bane
it technically just started last thurs for me, no email so far but not rly worried yet
wbu
jaunty cove
wait is the linkedin post a joke based on that or the other way around
uneven sand
grand bane
notified that it matching started for u or that ur guaranteed
uneven sand
i've already seen some people get matches
jaunty cove
what is FIITJian
grand bane
google project matching started like 1-2 weeks ago
i meant i was formally advanced to that stage last thurs
oh ok
yeah i was told thurs via recruiter meets call
uneven sand
you fill out a form with your interests, past experience, preferences, etc and recruiters try to find you projects that best fit that
grand bane
how to know if guaranteed
uneven sand
and you meet with them and you + project host both have to agree to the match
uneven sand
how to know if guaranteed
you should know + you would've already signed an offer
uneven sand
guaranteed signs offer before match
non-guaranteed signs offer after match
if you're fairly flexible in your form and you don't pick super niche areas, you probably have a good shot at matching
like don't only put ML and Quantum Computing lol
brazen nacelle
Did anyone else just get an email from meta LOL
empty pond
send a ss?
sick oar
vp product
empty pond
@uneven crane what does the email say?
Oh interesting ...
interesting how they opened up roles but there are a whole lot of return interns waiting hhaa
how does your application portal look like? i was an ex-meta intern and all of us have grey screens for the home tab of the app portal
RH > tbh but meta has nice perks
molten turret
Everyone, not just guaranteed
sick oar
i think u have a better chance of getting RH return
if meta pulls fuck shit and does that their rep is in the trash
so
they gotta be careful
empty pond
yeah in meta blind im seeing teams that laid off ppl hire more ppl lol
its a mess there
sinful locust
wait meta is opening?
what if u got rj already LMAO
apply on new email ig
wdym
?
crisp wraith
Has anyone heard back after interviewing with eBay (bay area) for summer 2023 SWE?
The recruiter told me she would talk to the team to get a decision timeline, but I'm getting antsy with another offer on the line.
uneven sand
yeah in meta blind im seeing teams that laid off ppl hire more ppl lol
i even saw a blind post where someone who was laid off was asked to come back lol
i haven't even started finals
i have a dumb english essay due today that i really don't want to do
my school is just weird
a lot of semester system schools are almost done with finals
most of my friends from other schools are already back home
stable badger
Can anyone make some suggestions for me. I got flexport and c1 internships lined up next year starting January but after August I'm jobless and I can't afford unemployment. I can really graduate whenever I want (Summer or Fall) Should I look for Fall or NG starting August next year?
or is there even NG that starts August
idek
sorry start what in July
oh
Yeah Imma apply year around
I want Fall but obivously it's competitive
Maybe I should ask for return offer from C1 or flexport that starts asap next year
crisp berry
if i didnt get the meta email does it mean they consider me a weak candidate
jaunty cove
@vocal gorge
hallow scroll
if i didnt get the meta email does it mean they consider me a weak candidate
Nah maybe the guy went to some event or something
U go to a target so lol p sure they’d want you
sinful locust
yo dm
hallow scroll
They just confirmed ro and my recruiter said they’re finalizing 2022 intern returns
So he should be fine
Yes
They just told us today they’d be giving some ro’s lol
dense spear
if i got a swag package but other interns got either the one i got or a totally separate one depending on the link used, would it be weird to ask the recruiter if I can get the other too? It has some dope t-shirts 💀
robust bridge
I am still waiting for an interview after completing the oas for walmart. This is the response I got from my recruiter
astral dew
Crypto in general scares me
dusk timber
I am still waiting for an interview after completing the oas for walmart. This i...
hey
dont worry
there is no interview times anyways atm
hallow scroll
I’m not really a “to the moon” type of person, but I don’t believe coinbase is gonna die
clever grail
pan reply > internship offer
hallow scroll
I can 100% see more layoffs though
hallow scroll
Yea agree
robust bridge
<@509879987768131616>
oh wow lol
astral dew
Haha right. Wouldn’t be surprised if the gov tried something after this whole ftx thing
dusk timber
oh wow lol
just wait till after new years if im being honest
thats what all my interviews are scheduling for now
hallow scroll
So many people in internal slack have their pfps as bored apes they own lol
It’s bored ape right
Idk
clever grail
robust bridge
just wait till after new years if im being honest
yeah, I've already been waiting a month. Just afraid there won't be any spots open but I guess there's nothing I can do about it anyways
clever grail
So many people in internal slack have their pfps as bored apes they own lol
where's your bored ape
soft basin
i have a folder of a bunch of screenshotted nfts lmao
reef night
can't tell whether its being sarcastic or nah
dusk timber
yeah, I've already been waiting a month. Just afraid there won't be any spots op...
oh shoot this is for new grad. i forgot i entered this chat. but yeah i agree with this statement.
hallow scroll
Im p sure by spring they mean it’s meant for summer internships
Most of the companies don’t do winter/spring
reef night
just do it already at this point 😐
haughty ice
just dont show up ez
static spindle
god I fucking hate linkedin
jaunty cove
UCSB nooo
earnest hatch
@honest spire
Krishna Das sat nervously in his chair, staring at the crystal ball on the table in front of him. He had been waiting for weeks to hear back from Amazon about his application for a job at the company, and he was desperate to find out if he had made it off the waitlist.
"Please, oh great crystal ball," Krishna Das said, his voice trembling with anticipation. "Tell me if I will get off the Amazon waitlist and be offered a job at the company."
The crystal ball glowed softly, its milky white surface swirling and shifting as if it were alive. Then, gradually, the mist inside the ball began to clear, and a message appeared.
"Krishna Das, you will be offered a job at Amazon," the crystal ball said in a mysterious voice. "Your patience and perseverance have paid off, and you will soon be part of the team at the world's largest online retailer."
Krishna Das let out a sigh of relief and grinned from ear to ear. "Thank you, oh great crystal ball," he said, bowing his head in gratitude. "I will not disappoint."
With renewed energy and determination, Krishna Das set off to start his new job at Amazon, ready to take on the challenges and opportunities that lay ahead.
reef night
lmfao literally
reef night
static spindle
id prefer not making the post in the first place lmfao
reef night
gigachad
jaunty cove
Congratulations
earnest hatch
Congrats!
gloomy plover
At 350 apps so sort of burnt out with applying
Gonna start again tomorrow now that I have LinkedIn premium to help me filter thru my options
earnest hatch
At 350 apps so sort of burnt out with applying
If you're feeling burnt out you can take a break, apps are slowing down with the holidays
sinful locust
Gimme a bo’ole o wo’a
gloomy plover
If you're feeling burnt out you can take a break, apps are slowing down with the...
Yea fr
I’m just waiting back at this point
Wtf
Does superscore count
vagrant rain
wait so did this guy do quant as a freshman
cedar pecan
This man is cracked
heady storm
does anyone know when cit launch opened
zenith pecan
Boys I am 16 years old and have no clue where to start with applying for internships, any help, advice or tips would be greatly appreciated, thanks a lot guys!
wide socket
at 16, I was addicted to minecraft
untold rapids
Boys I am 16 years old and have no clue where to start with applying for interns...
focus on getting into a target cs school
untold rapids
and having fun lol
zenith pecan
Yes but i live with a single mum and want to drop out if i can to help her out
thorn quartz
Yes but i live with a single mum and want to drop out if i can to help her out
Finish school
thorn quartz
Finishing school will help you help your mother sooner
zenith pecan
Alright thanks guy
So there is no chance of landing internship / junior role whilst in highschool?
thorn quartz
Target or your local gym also good options while still in hs 👍🏽
zenith pecan
get some projects on ur resume first
alright thanks bro
zenith pecan
Do a parttime
Yeha that is what i was thinking
If you guys like you can take a look at my e portfolio
any feedback appreciated
thorn quartz
#1019675142248468601 will do you well
cedar pecan
Do you guys know if Citi BofA or fidelity is still hiring
I’m going to contact the recruiters for there soon
thorn quartz
Do you guys know if Citi BofA or fidelity is still hiring
@wide socket j interviewed for fidelity I think
wide socket
No initial phone
uneven sand
lol the guy did stuff on https://www.theforage.com/ and puts it on his linkedin as an internship
easy hack to get BCG on my resume and switch to consulting
loud axle
any feedback appreciated
@zenith pecan i like it a lot but maybe add some animations or somn to add depth
maybe thats bad advice but personally i feel like it gives viewers more to look at
zenith pecan
maybe thats bad advice but personally i feel like it gives viewers more to look ...
Yeah that makes sense, i was thinking the same thing
thanks for your input bro appreciate it
Will take a look at it, thank you
wide socket
Ye
loud axle
Yeah that makes sense, i was thinking the same thing
yeye, also something small that i noticed is maybe making the size of ur logo in the navbar the same size as the mobile drop down menu button
thats kind of a small detail but
final forumBOT
!problems can only be used in #leetcode-bot
zenith pecan
yeye, also something small that i noticed is maybe making the size of ur logo in...
good catch
unborn jackal
He also had 15 offers last season 
uneven sand
that guy's the csmajors mod right
unborn jackal
Yuh
prime lily
Does Confluent ghost after final?
cedar pecan
<@195539145605644288> j interviewed for fidelity I think
Do you have recruiter email
unborn jackal
Gotchu
jane street new grad
scenic sluice
Whats a good gpa f
thorn quartz
Do you have recruiter email
na they ghosted me
cedar pecan
na they ghosted me
I thought you did the phone interview with them?
thorn quartz
I thought you did the phone interview with them?
no rish did read it
novel lily
hey guys, i remember seeing a leetcode list of 150 or 300 questions. does anyone have a link to it
scenic sluice
my 3.9 is going to drop to a 3.8 this semester and i feel like a failure lol
is that the real colin davis
mama i made it
jaunty cove
Pubg intern?
hollow field
my 3.9 is going to drop to a 3.8 this semester and i feel like a failure lol
Mines going to a 3.5 at this rate
north portal
my 3.9 is going to drop to a 3.8 this semester and i feel like a failure lol
damn
cries in 3.45
at least my science gpa is still a 3.7
no i wanna get a med school
id rather not
torn gull
cs final in an hr 🙏
north portal
its going to the moon from here
torn gull
tuff luck 😏
lmfao that will be after I see my score
we’re taking it in our gym since our GSIs and TAs r on strike
north portal
bruh
torn gull
800 students in one room lmfao
north portal
sounds like uc berkeley ngl
torn gull
it is lmfao
torn gull
wait Tuff are u at UCB?
ye ye
north portal
ye ye
YOOOOo
MASSIVE W
good luck
zamn
my orgo class was 200 kids but there are 250 seats in lecture hall so it worked out
somber solstice
hazy slate
submitted 23 page essay
hardy patrol
they waiting so bad to tell their friends their son got into big g
hazy slate
anyways
keen phoenix
my recruiter asked to call…shaking rn
hazy slate
call rn?
I told a recruiter I had an offer ... and she asked me which company I would prefer to work for
hazy slate
Idk could be anytime this week
u got his
keen phoenix
So far all my recruiter calls have been for a good reason…. Really hope the streak continues
hallow scroll
So true
hardy patrol
bro
hallow scroll
Fr? I thought they maxed out at like 270 even with cit offer
hazy slate
Its luck when there are many candidates at about the same level.. .they can't hire everyone
and if u apply early
hearty river
yahkuna > juda > tanz
hazy slate
u interviewing w/ them rn ?
hardy patrol
im still shell shocked from being asked if working at google is considered a flex
hazy slate
HOW GOOGLE INTERVIEW ME FALL BUT REJEVT ME FOR SUMMER
know someone who applied to a company ... and reapplied to all 3 different locations. Got rejected from 2 and one gave him an offer
same role
hallow scroll
know someone who applied to a company ... and reapplied to all 3 different locat...
Yeah it’s random ig but I think it’s also cuz of cooldown
Since my interview was like July? And I applied to summer shortly after
hardy patrol
nah its absolutely not normal
hazy slate
tru.. by if you soo good at what you do and have notable work/accomplishment... u good
hazy slate
are companies gonna go crazy posting intern positions in January?
hazy slate
🙏
unborn jackal
I don’t think g matches them well
wide socket
bc most of the companies i interviewed for so far
unborn jackal
Not this season
astral dew
facebook application open ?
Someone mentioned in Jan
unborn jackal
Fair fair even in prev seasons I think it was 280k max in HCOL for like a 450k citadel offer 💀
hazy slate
spotify never gon open....
astral dew
Set LinkedIn notifications for the job
hallow scroll
That’s what I did
astral dew
Or stalk job posting everyday
hazy slate
mans came w the bad news
hallow scroll
ME AND JUDA GOOGLE INTERNS
hazy slate
is applying for fall applications now considered early?
hallow scroll
INCOMING
hallow scroll
is applying for fall applications now considered early?
Well whenever they open in like feb
hazy slate
i already seem some
hallow scroll
I WILL NOT LET MYSELF APPLY TO GOOGLE UNTILL I CAN SOLVE THE DP I GOT
hallow scroll
i already seem some
Depends on what you’re looking for, smaller companies are probably starting to open, if you’re looking big tech they normally open in 1-2 months
If you see an app, apply
earnest hatch
LinkedIn sort by recent and subscribe for email alerts too. And Indeed search too, sometimes Indeed has some company listings posted there first.
hallow scroll
No such thing as applying too early
static spindle
netflix is manga
jaunty cove
facang
static spindle
no
hazy slate
If I contribute to a FAANG company's github repo can I put that I worked at FAANG in my resume?
hallow scroll
Yo when manga v2 gonna drop
static spindle
i hope andy jassy rescinds your amazon offer
hazy slate
i'm wondering... cuz I worked on what they worked on.
hallow scroll
I hope Andy jassy rescinds my amazon offer and gives me fall
hazy slate
I might make an open source contributions section or something
hallow scroll
Ty 
DP is my darkest demon right now
static spindle
mf would fit right in at cockroach labs 😤 
jaunty cove
Is rope capital offer auto
quaint bolt
If you’re in a coop program you can do 8-months of US internships with 2 different J-1 visas if you’re working for different employers
Idk how it works for non coop
Just being fully enrolled in school is enough for the first internship but then you need to go back to full-time school if you wanna do another US internship
hazy slate
If you’re in a coop program you can do 8-months of US internships with 2 differ...
do companies sponsor visa's for intern positions?
or is the process different
quaint bolt
Yes
Technically your sponsor will be something like Cultural Vistas or Intrax but your company will be paying them to sponsor you
If you’re in Canada they sponsor J-1 visas all the time
hazy slate
don't (some) company's auto-reject if you put u gonna need sponsorship?
quaint bolt
You have to be extra cracked if you’re not in the NA region and want to intern in the US
quaint bolt
don't (some) company's auto-reject if you put u gonna need sponsorship?
Some
Most sponsor
That’s why there’s so many loo kids in the US
hazy slate
ik we talking about canada -> us.. but what if i'm a us citizen tryna intern in Europe ?
astral dew
Right I wanna intern in Europe
hazy slate
That’s why there’s so many loo kids in the US <:KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION:101435262...
loo #1 in cs o of course company's got no issues w/ sponsoring
hazy slate
Right I wanna intern in Europe
same ... would be sooooo goated
quaint bolt
loo #1 in cs o of course company's got no issues w/ sponsoring
No in general as long as you pass interviews they’re not gonna not sponsor you lol
The only US companies that come to mind rn that don’t sponsor is like DRW and maybe super small startups
Most of big tech/faang etc sponsors
hazy slate
No in general as long as you pass interviews they’re not gonna not sponsor you l...
unless they don't have auto-reject
hazy slate
Most of big tech/faang etc sponsors
do company's gotta pay the government to sponsor u or something ?
obtuse timber
pretty sure faang sponsors in europe for interns, dont know any others who would tho
quaint bolt
🤷♂️
hollow field
does anyone know how to remove this stupid "discordo" sound
earnest hatch
does anyone know how to remove this stupid "discordo" sound
Probably in settings somewhere? I have the whole tab muted though
static spindle
why tf do yall know this
proud whale
Confluent is looking at the markets and making smarter business decisions, we unfortunately can no longer hire interns to work remotely from California
robust bridge
I got rejected by confluent for one of the internship postings I applied to. Is there hope for any of the other ones leading to an interview?
proud whale
prob bc cali expensive
lol
from a business decision pov i bet other states are cheaper to house interns and both full time people from
clever grail
```Confluent is looking at the markets and making smarter business decisions, we...
where is this from
proud whale
where is this from
my recruiter
proud whale
dunno
cyan garnet
I have a math quiz tmrw
and its trig identities
and I am screwed
I am gonna watch another episode of suits and call it a day
wooden shard
```Confluent is looking at the markets and making smarter business decisions, we...
Yeah they wouldn’t give me Bay Area lol
I’m from there but go to school in another state
Yeah they give housing stipend
Idk
I got $4k stipend
For mcol
ivory ocean
Anyone in Philly this summer?
Curious what the housing options are like there
Are AirBnBs typically the move?
north portal
oh for SIG?
im pretty sure there are some apartments near hq
but idk how expensive they run
googles showing like $2k a month
u can probably lower if u room ig
prime lily
Curious what the housing options are like there
Not too expensive
hallow scroll
Curious what the housing options are like there
oh yea housing in philly is not bad btw lol
amazons 2.5 monthly gets you a nice apartment
earnest brook
Pymetrics is weird
hallow scroll
idk how much you get for sig but im sure you'll be chilling
wooden shard
its fully remote
bitter flint
amazons 2.5 monthly gets you a nice apartment
In San Francisco naah
Philly guys lucky
ivory ocean
amazons 2.5 monthly gets you a nice apartment
wrong company but yes hahaha
wooden shard
wrong company but yes hahaha
sig doesnt do corporate housing?
hallow scroll
wrong company but yes hahaha
nah ik lol im just saying 2k is more then enough for a good apartment there
hallow scroll
In San Francisco naah
yea lol
uneven sand
do apartments do 3 month leases tho
proud whale
airbnb
quaint bolt
do apartments do 3 month leases tho
some do short term
earnest brook
I misread the arrows game and realized half way through the colors meant different things
static spindle
some do short term
Short term leases in my experience are so expensive compared to airbnbs though 😔
ivory ocean
sig doesnt do corporate housing?
They do but I’m in a complex situation
cold path
stable badger
I'm guessing after 11:59 in the company's HR timezone
azure night
near swallow
the article itself has a timeline of similar layoffs
tech and non tech
for any haters who say only big tech and startup is laying off
cuz "overhired"
everybody overhired
hardy patrol
kirb spreading widespread panic
what is his motive
how quick are we going to bounce back from this thats all id like to know
proud crag
cuz "overhired"
overhiring is when companies do the 100iq strat during good economy
apparently
gloomy plover
Mom and pop shop money
earnest hatch
for any haters who say only big tech and startup is laying off
Yeah, but big tech was supposed to be safe
normal ingot
has anyone gotten a sterling email yet?
proud crag
Yeah, but big tech was supposed to be safe
since when
military contractors are safe
the guy writing refrigerator software is safe
ad revenue is super volatile
hot venture
everybody overhired
R u joking? Most of those are tech
“Job market remains historically tight”
U do know tech employment in the US is like ~8%
Tell me ur in a bubble without telling me ur in a bubble
proud crag
inflation goes to zero
the dollar is now worth 0 dollars
its like in rick and morty
thats gotta be one of my favorite jokes from a tv show
sorry i meant
inflation goes to -100%
hot venture
That will contribute to the coming recession
lethal sand
did they?
dull thunder
did they?
nah i think someone said they got to the team matching phase but i misunderstood as got team matched
lethal sand
gotcha
rancid granite
Anyone know how long it takes Netflix to reply after u finish the oa
I submitted a verified 840+ codesignal
sinful locust
That will contribute to the coming recession
Kill yourself
green wharf
Does anyone know if Oracle still hires in the Spring havent heard back from them
sinful locust
@hot venture
near swallow
R u joking? Most of those are tech
I didn't add more detail, I just shared the article, I think we are agreeing on the same thing? The context to anybody complaining about the job market here is
- it's mostly hitting entry level
- yes, we're talking about the tech sector
Making statements about the overall economy or some tech employment rate that mostly includes people with more experience than us + might be lagging data isn't something I can really discuss since I'm not qualified. Plus nobody knows where the economy is heading, that same WSJ article ends on a super skeptical note because nobody's got a crystal ball
If you're curious about offer stats/data in this server, it's pinned. The numbers are intense and that timeline I posted goes back a couple months and isn't JUST tech, it's a lot of finance/real estate/retail/service workers
You can accuse me of being in a tech bubble or saying the tech bubble finally burst, which is probably true, but that's kinda pointless when we're just trying to state the obvious
sinful locust
Kys
near swallow
overhiring is when companies do the 100iq strat during good economy
yeah it was hype trains lol but also it's just how recessions are, nobody sees it coming except most sane Ohio resident
who predicts it every year
i'm glad the aws offers didnt get pushed back 6mo
this is an L tbh
bro kindles are god tier lol, reading on a screen that causes ZERO strain on eyes
free pirated books
this tells me u read 5 min a day
yeah but srsly tho, no eye strain is great 👍
here i am getting eye wrinkles from discord modding
yeah my coworker is only like 25 and he got eyes dryer than new mexico
dryer than ur inbox
dryer than ur dm's
bro works on a kindle-looking monitor + eye drops
proud crag
who pingd me
thorn quartz
dryer than ur dm's
toxic
near swallow
true i attended elite private liberal arts and spent my parent's money
paid the cs majors to do my hw 
proud crag
i apologize for my toxicity
near swallow
no need to apologize, toxic is allowed when funny
proud crag
fuck you accept my apolicgy
thorn quartz
no toxicity is never ok i will never forgive u kirb
sinful locust
Kys
thorn quartz
unless u make my dms not dry
proud crag
ur back is mid do a few more pull ups png]
near swallow
hallow scroll
Im so tired. 
proud crag
i can do a pull up with half the arms it takes for you to
thorn quartz
one day my back will be big
proud crag
175 lean
today
near swallow
show proof and i time out lol
hallow scroll
Mod abuse@
near swallow
175 lean
today
how much muscle in ur left thumb
oh right none
sheik main
like 5 inputs per sec lol
proud crag
do u miean right?
hallow scroll
Oh wait the other guy said that, ok nvm valid usage of muting
near swallow
dash dance is inputs 
near swallow
somehow my left got more fucked up
proud crag
my muscles have muscles
near swallow
bro have u heard axe talk about his ergonomics
he's like "oh i play 8hrs a day for years"
"the key is to never tense ur hands"
proud crag
i swear to god its all luck
near swallow
"zero pain"
proud crag
toph has no pain too
near swallow
no i believe him
sinful locust
P
proud crag
tophs conjecture is him doing half claw is why hands good
thorn quartz
he's like "oh i play 8hrs a day for years"
what game
near swallow
smash melee
proud crag
cuz he has to move his hands instead of holding them same position
thorn quartz
o
near swallow
imagine using a 20 year old controller
proud crag
tbh i have the simplest take on the matter
near swallow
tophs conjecture is him doing half claw is why hands good
i mean this is just objectively the best grip right
proud crag
i mean this is just objectively the best grip right
half claw meaning you swtich between normal grip and claw
near swallow
yeah rule 1 of ergonomics with hands is don't do same thing lol
proud crag
tbh theyre all good enough, even 0 claw can work if u have some tricks
thorn quartz
i finished and submitted my nutrisci paper and quiz with 0 min remaining
sinful locust
it's why having 2 mouses is the panacea to carpal tunnel
Kys
proud crag
lmao
thorn quartz
lowkey was mad weird tho like its been raining all day in december
thorn quartz
yeah but i could still see my breath
so like
my inzer finally shipped im so stoked fr
3 months for a fking belt
thorn quartz
mouse pad 👀
proud crag
can i have ur mouse pad
sinful locust
mouse pad goes crazy wtf
proud crag
money match rishi jungle jam for it
proud crag
rishi jungle jam is actually better than standard ruleset imo
because it solves the problem of stalling
alternately put pokeballs on very low
thorn quartz
did u guys know that women actually do not exist and are a figment of your imagination
actually in fact 🤓
near swallow
dual wielding mice
SAO vibes
thorn quartz
the nick got new 25lb plates @icy plank
theyre like turqouise
i had to let you know because they were so pretty
thorn quartz
there were like 2 of them
sinful locust
did u guys know that women actually do not exist and are a figment of your imagi...
wait so my gf isn’t real
thorn quartz
wait so my gf isn’t real
you conjured her up with your imagination
proud crag
ya his reaction time is too fast!!1
i love this is the canon reason hes so OP
thorn quartz
but hey its okay because your dropbox offer is real
sinful locust
thank god
proud crag
whydoes he get two sorrds while nobody else does? because his reaction time is slightly better
sinful locust
at least i have that
thorn quartz
whydoes he get two sorrds while nobody else does? because his reaction time is s...
ya i remember watching that it was funny ash
lmk when u go tmr i need to attach face to name
thorn quartz
whydoes he get two sorrds while nobody else does? because his reaction time is s...
i vividly remember watching that episode while on the car ride back home when i got back from india and just being like wtf
as a kid
all imine are next week :c
earnest hatch
Anyone else notice how lately /r/csmajors always has a post by someone who just got accused by a professor of cheating? 
near swallow
you never really graduate because you never stop learning
proud crag
@near swallow thoughts on mkaing an algorithmy channel? quant and trader is the de facto place for that, but maybe we could use a second one where we can just talk about theory instead of memeing hrt hrt hrt hrt hrt
HRT
thorn quartz
u know even if there are finals and even if recruiting season sucks at least winter break is coming and i can go home and eat a bunch of food and get massive :d
do u just die after the final final
near swallow
<@617024065735098426> thoughts on mkaing an algorithmy channel? quant and trader...
nah it's fine, trust me u wont get support
also why do u wanna discuss math, just hijack some MIT kid's piaza channel idk
or their discord
thorn quartz
just practice my guy
word
i have to watch 354 lectures
bc that class is cncr
but i finished 542 already so im vibing besides that i think
oh actually i forgot to do 2 quizzes in nutrisci so i need another 100%
vestal oak
has anyone taken Tiktok OA?
thorn quartz
last time i looked through the study guide once and got a 100% though
near swallow
pogu
honestly if i could ban one school here, either waterloo/mit/mudd/caltech/stanford
i would rage
thorn quartz
so it sdhouldnt be too bad
granite yarrow
granite yarrow
do u have apple pay ?
near swallow
bro u would get isekai'd as a rock
best isekai is ||I wanna say but my taste will be called trash||
||mushoku tensei||
lol
i mean there's some funny ones
but those can't be serious contenders
yeah if u can get over a thing or two that i won't mention here then yes
it's good
thorn quartz
mushoku tensei is rlly good
ive read all lns
gets better
vinland saga berserk all top
near swallow
i have never and will never but yep that ln gets praised all the time
yeah they are to be fair
it's just like eh after u have seen enough anime ur like ok, i've seen worse
thorn quartz
i was reading a manhwa i really liked called the beginning afte rhte end that starts off kinda similar to mushoku tensei but ends up going a way different route also really liked that and read all the lns
now i have to wait 😦
thorn quartz
ya so instead of grinding lcs this thanksgiving i read all 410 chapters of the ln 🙂
near swallow
dont do that, i read berserk one summer instead of grinding
and it affected me profoundly
lol
thorn quartz
gets dark and is rlly good but no where near the mental effects of berserk on me
thorn quartz
ya im trying to forget about it now so in like a year or two i will com eback and a bunch of new chapters will be out 😄
nope shes somewhat okay
but still alive yes
i mean if i told u i would spoil ;c
not gna answer this
are u caught up to manhwa?
o
dad died
proud crag
manwhat
thorn quartz
art went crazy
ya
i keep up
next chapt is supposed to be good
fk
now i need to forget
oh shit i might go read re zero lns because i forgot about those actually
then it will take my mind offtbate and i can come back to it in 2yrs time
i have read that already
proud crag
is re zero lns as boring as season 2
i feel like the plot has to actually progress in that show or else me go resident sleeper
thorn quartz
i like them personally
yeah it progresses a LOT
same i feel filthy for consuming so much manhwa manga lns and anime
wtf
ya he’s annoying for a while ig
I can’t rlly tolerate as much shit anime anymore
like during quarantine I think my mal hit like 300+ unique along with one piece, Naruto and the big shonen
I became a bit insane and can only watch anime by skipping through it now
With arrow key and quickly reading subtitles as if it’s a manga
Then watching the fight scenes
Grand blue funny as hell
I’m gonna watch that again actually after 354
GTO?
Oh I read that after watching a video on it
proud crag
i just stopped watching halfway through season 2
like jfc get on with it
when he gets neck roped the 12th time u stop feeling anything about hte pot
none of it matter scuz hes just DFSing his way through
proud crag
what happens after he escapes the cringe zone
thorn quartz
Oh
proud crag
does he kill the annoying assassin person
proud crag
how about the 10 year old who happens to be a supervillain
how about the cllown
when doe he kill all the annoying characters
proud crag
if u like adventiring u should play chrono trigger
he go zoom
but zoom through time
thorn quartz
idk man I need to fill the void left by tbate but if I fill it I’m not gonna get good grades on finals
proud crag
what is tbate
thorn quartz
manhwa/light novel the beginning after the end
The amount of manhwa I’ve read is kinda fucked up too
ya it’s like Mushoku tensei except personally I like it a lot better
It’s kinda just mc rolling them at first but then it picks up and there are real stakes
Good twists too
proud crag
whatevid tbatr about
thorn quartz
Just read it
thorn quartz
ya😅
proud crag
words were meant to be spoken
proud crag
im just clicking the keys that feel right
thorn quartz
ending sucked cock
proud crag
if it means anything thats pure coincidence
im the infinite monkey
Io jhhosdhltr togo
thorn quartz
Oh
thorn quartz
Io jhhosdhltr togo
When will u write Shakespeare
proud crag
it was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times
thorn quartz
Man but
og David laid clogs
Vlogs
Cathartic fr
Do u have any manga anime manhwa recs lel
actually im not ready for them yet
Give me after finals
When is 320
Ouch
/nick 200lean 200k or ☠️
fk
/nick 200lean 200k or ☠️
wtf
Saturday final no fun
yeah
maybe I need some nuts
Nut butter 💯
echo coral
are there any summer 2023 internships out there that don't require you to return to a degree program after completion
thorn quartz
already read gonna wait for anime to complete
echo coral
NG dry af rn
thorn quartz
this just pisses me off tbh only reason I ever bother tuning in is nostalgia of watching after swim practice
ya good show
I read the manga a bit
Just eh
Maybe I will this winter break
Actually I haven’t
Worth a watch?
Yeah will do thanks
robust bridge
it seems almost impossible to not get ghosted by nvidia
thorn quartz
I’ll have to watch it then
vivid jackal
hey yall! i applied for google step but havent heard back and just met someone who said they would refer me... would this do anything to help my application or do you think im already rejected?
vivid jackal
Ahh gotcha, will definitely push for it then- thank you so much! :)
paper solstice
@low vale was this for the summer term?
sinful locust
I need help; i need to make a decision by tommorow
Company 1: Fintech company (Under Fortune 250) as SWE Intern (don't know what technologies specifically, but assuming Java/Springboot)
Company 2: Networking/Telecommunication/IT Company (Under Fotrune 200) as SWE intern (Java, Spring, Vue.js etc)
Company 2 is remote and pays higher than company 1, but company 1 (in person) seems really nice
What do you all suggest?
wooden shard
Can’t really help without names tbh
sinful locust
Can’t really help without names tbh
sent dm with names
sweet stag
Company 1 is remote and pays higher than company 1?
sinful locust
Company 1 is remote and pays higher than company 1?
lol mb i fixed it
sinful locust
Company 1: Fiserv, Company 2: Lumen
sinful locust
hmm interesting
frigid gate
quiet inlet
Does anyone know if Netflix sends reject emails/calls or if they just ghost? Got to the second round, but haven’t heard back and it’s been a couple weeks…
hazy slate
if a company asks you if you're gonna need/want housing, is saying "yes" a red flag?
proud crag
big red flag, the top tech companies only hire homeless people to save housing costs
hazy slate
fr tho?
empty pond
is this the surveymonkey Candidate Interest Survey?
hazy slate
but they didn't...
hazy slate
Lol Lenovo’s rejection email headline is “Jobs at Lenovo”
lmaoo I just got the email thinking they want an interview w/ me
... mannnn but I want housing
amma say yes
gloomy plover
lmaoo I just got the email thinking they want an interview w/ me
Just fucking passive aggressive
Just do it
You never know
Causation is not correlation
hardy patrol
just do it [2]
gloomy plover
I had good interview but rejected
I’ve heard of “mediocre” interviews that turned into offers
I think it’s a matter of perception
And to make us all feel better, this season is relentlessly non forgiving
Yw 🙂
empty sierra
whaaat 2024 already?
astral dew
Consulting/IB type stuff recruiter earlier
empty sierra
IB?
astral dew
Investment Banking
empty sierra
ah
autumn maple
gray kernel
bruh
scenic sluice
Is this truw
I reneged a small team for big tech this summer was that a mistake 💀
TLDR: “coding/writing code” is dying out with ai and software design matters more and to get experience on design you should work at smaller companies where u have larger impact
Yeah but alot of big tech has been relying on a ton of “coders” no? These will probably be the first to go in the next decade
Coder to sys/design ai debugger pipeline
Time to start grinding sys design
Software engineering will have less to do with “who can memorize all these moon runes” to “who can build a product”
Arguable at some companies lol
Is there opportunity to get sys design exp at big tech? I got some at my previous intern but it was a mid size company
As intern btw