2023_summer

[north portal]

and mathworks is better work wise

[cedar pecan]

is mathworks no leetcode?

[static spindle]

also jpmc stopped recruiter Jan-Feb last year, makes sense that they would do december this year

[north portal]

no it is

[cedar pecan]

damn

[north portal]

u do like lc for the OA, and ur tehcnical is review OA and do 2 lc problems

mathworks is great for big tech

c1 is good for quant but its also terrible if u get stuck at c1 by the end of ur internship seasons

YESSIR

skill issue

C1 is great resume value wise, but id never work at c1

in my professionally unbiased opinion absolutely not clouded by the terrible treatment i had with my c1 recruiter, I think its a terrible company and you should avoid it at all costs

fuck c1

[static spindle]

fuck c1

[north portal]

Google -> fidelity pipeline is real

fidelity goated no cap

[static spindle]

boeing -> trenches pipeline

[north portal]

yeah

god old school maroon 5 was fire man

[static spindle]

to be fair

amazon bar not very high

[north portal]

maroon 5 peaked with their debut

[static spindle]

idk man

it just means amazon fulltime bar not very high

I knew people who got in as soph with no experience xd

if you pass the rng test to get an OA from amazon and you dont suck at leetcode, its an easy W

some people were asked sys design lol

and had to have a 2nd final

mf rejected sig for amz

[minor imp]

Any former UPS interns here?

[static spindle]

this is a good point

[sand coral]

You got SIG offer? How was the final?

[static spindle]

but tbh i wouldnt wanna do amz fulltime

and sig better springboard into quant

fair xd

id sell my soul for 300k

doesnt google ng pay less than amz

200k

yeah

[cedar pecan]

damn thats a lot

my goal is 100k lowkey also rn

[static spindle]

just gotta not get amazon rescinded

[cedar pecan]

this shit is mad hard

bro what companies even pay more than a 100k starting

[static spindle]

?????????????????????

[cedar pecan]

that arent faang I mean

[static spindle]

most tech pays more than 100k

[cedar pecan]

do you think like places such as BofA or Wells Fargo pay that?

is levels.fyi trustworthy

cause it says wells fargo is 85k a year onlu

[static spindle]

its the best we've got lol

[cedar pecan]

which I thought was low acc

damn acc yeah I need to get in then

[static spindle]

i want a 400k safety net tbh

[cedar pecan]

I sold not getting into JPMC

if I did I would have easily got 120k

damn

I am pissed of cause of that

fuck I need to get into quant

its the only way

and start a onlyfans business

[muted summit]

what are thoughts on g new grad vs amazon new grad

then hopping to g later if you go amazon ng

[cedar pecan]

wait does walmart do Lt?

[ivory ocean]

DCS graphics update

Sexy

[muted summit]

hmm ok

ive heard that too

[static spindle]

I mean, I'd do G first, and then... not do amazon lol

[muted summit]

sounds good

[dull thunder]

I lowkey

[muted summit]

i wanna do that

[dull thunder]

wanna get off the waitlist

[muted summit]

netflix ng would be insane

amazon/g intern -> netflix ng

[dull thunder]

[static spindle]

i wish i did this

[dull thunder]

zon

[static spindle]

wait i should short amazon stock

so if my offer gets rescinded

I make money

[muted summit]

never be burnt out

[cedar pecan]

damn I hope there is still time to get into a good company

Also how should I contact a recuiter about my application?

nah its not really

its pretty mid

I mean this would be my thrid

yeah thats what I was saying

I am junior right now

so like I don't feel like I have a lot of time

[muted summit]

honestly as long as you enjoy the work and you have a chill team that's what matters

[cedar pecan]

cap I need the money

[muted summit]

meet some cool people

hm

that's a tough one then

feel like internship shouldnt be about money

but if you need the money, thats a diff story

[cedar pecan]

well yeah I just wanna work at a company that is good

[muted summit]

well like i said what's good

[static spindle]

what previous experiences do you have?

[cedar pecan]

I worked at a startup and a F250

[hallow scroll]

WELLS FARGO IS GOATED

WELLS FARGO - FAANG+ PIPELINE

[static spindle]

is that a sign?

[cedar pecan]

yeah thats acc cap

Bofa or JPMC is goated tho acc

acc instant 100k starting

[static spindle]

bruh if you shit on the best options you have rn then nothing is gonna be good

[cedar pecan]

and not much stress or work

[static spindle]

jpmc is good until you get jpmc and realize that cap 1 pays for housing

[cedar pecan]

yeah but thats what is motivating to not stay complacent

[static spindle]

and cap1 is good until you realize amz gets you into better places

[cedar pecan]

only in NYC though

[hallow scroll]

google is good until you realize someone is making 2x your salary at hft

[static spindle]

fr bruh

grass is always greener on the other side

[hallow scroll]

hft is good until you realize people make millions of their own companies

fr

[muted summit]

alexandr wang moment

he interned at hrt too

[sand coral]

Scam Bankrupt Fraud

[hallow scroll]

HRT -> CEO pipeline

shutupyhakuba

[static spindle]

nah bro

[hallow scroll]

leave me alone yahkuna

[static spindle]

imma marry melinda

[hallow scroll]

[static spindle]

easy 20bln net worth

[chrome bison]

How do I find jakes template for resume

Or any resume template for those with no internships

Gonna try to modify one and apply to more today

[robust meteor]

Overleaf

[sly sparrow]

fr average founder salary is like 80k

its a long game

technically yea but your investors probably dont want you paying yourself like 300k

also stocks probably valued a lot more

yea

wtf

😂

yea he probably worth a lot more

[chrome bison]

Hmmm resumes really be tricky

[sly sparrow]

yea honestly the dream is to get acuhired

is that chatGPT?

lol

[chrome bison]

Is this what people mean by jakes resume

[north portal]

i wanna die

[hearty river]

CHEMISTRY

[north portal]

@honest spire i have my orgo final tommorow and i need a 60+ to keep my grade

and imma be real, idk if its happening

where is that tiktok of positive exam affirmations

Its not working, im regressing

i literally cannot with this class man

amazing

[muted summit]

always get those people in my linkedin dm's asking if im interested in making money onling through ecommerce

[north portal]

Tanz start a youtube channel

[muted summit]

i wanna make a day in the life of an _ intern video

[north portal]

ngl i really want to start one but i dont got the time

[muted summit]

same, mine wont be serious

ill just film myself eating a ton of food

[north portal]

yea its really annoying if u do, they get on ur ass about it

[muted summit]

and film like 2-3 days worth if eating but put it all in 1 vid

[north portal]

OMG I WONDER WHATS NEW

600 recruiters didnt look at your profile

[hardy patrol]

ill know krishna got his account taken over if he started talking normally without spamming either cat gifs or long blocks of text for more than 3 minutes

[gloomy plover]

Python?

I think most definitely python

It’s just more abstract

[earnest hatch]

If you're on a waitlist for a job at Amazon, it's important to stay patient and to continue to pursue your career goals. Keep in mind that the waitlist can change quickly, and you may be offered a job at any time. In the meantime, consider applying for other jobs or internships that can help you gain experience and move forward in your career. You can also try to network with current employees at Amazon to learn more about the company and the job you applied for, and to find out if there are any insider tips or insights that can help you in the hiring process. Additionally, it can be helpful to continue to build your skills and experience in the field, as this can make you a more competitive candidate if an opportunity does become available. Even if you are not able to receive an offer from Amazon at this time, continuing to pursue your career goals can help you stay motivated and focused.

[quaint bolt]

neetcode

Put a Christmas hat on your cat

Everything will be fine

switch over to Python it’ll be better in the long run
if you need to understand the basics techwithtim’s p good

[earnest hatch]

Too many requests, please slow down

[quaint bolt]

Then you can just start leetcoding and google syntax you don’t understand

[vagrant rain]

one time I went to a review class at my school and legit it was like 3 ppl there

[ivory ocean]

cue youtube commercial for world cup "tucka tucka tucka tucka too too ta too tuck ta"

god that ad gets stuck in my head so bad

[quaint bolt]

new salat pfp dropped

[ivory ocean]

I had no coding classes this sem

its so sad

[vagrant rain]

does anyone know if samsara oa is auto?

[crisp berry]

if capital one is so good why isnt there a capital two

if two sigma is so good why isn't there a three sigma

[ivory ocean]

smfh everyone knows dark screen mode is better

jeez

[ivory ocean]

5 rings

[cedar pecan]

do you guys know what I should do?

like Bofa has me do a video interview with them about 2 months ago

and like my portal just says video submitted

and nothing else

[hardy patrol]

masculine urge to say bofa deez

[cedar pecan]

should I contact a recruiter or something?

im lowkey kinda worried about it

[ivory ocean]

yea petition to make bank of america "boa" not "bofa"

idk how many more times I can resist

[hardy patrol]

alhamdullilah

love to hear it

[cedar pecan]

bro im so pissedabout it

idk what to say to the recuiter

[ivory ocean]

HOLY FUCK HES HERE

@hearty river

hes real

[hearty river]

[ivory ocean]

he spoke to me in a dream

you should literally never do this

ever

[crisp berry]

stop being lazy and get out of bed

[ivory ocean]

you'll subconsciously associate your bed/room with work

and it'll fuck your sleep up

take percs

[crisp berry]

if five rings is so good why isnt there a six rings

[ivory ocean]

well not like high school is real work...

hs homework is like 30 min of doing algebra

[crisp berry]

you have a health issue

you're gonna die

[ivory ocean]

health issue

[crisp berry]

skill issue

[ivory ocean]

especially if you actually have back pain at our age

where work

also "back pain" from a sore or tight back muscle thing or exertion or standing for hours is not equivalent to what I assume he means, which is joint pain

I had severe back pain from working at a marina, lifting 150 pound steel i-beams on my own one summer but it went away within a few weeks of quitting

is it in your lower back, by your hips?

twas a long summer

can't believe what I used to do for $14 per hour

plus it was 90 deg some days

literally was invited to stand inside and drink water for the entire midday cuz it was unsafe to work sometimes

stretch your glutes/hamstrings daily now

tight glutes/hams can lead to really severe lower back pain that feels somewhat like its "inside" your lower back

like if you try to massage it and it seems like you can't "get to it", it's probably that

posture muscles

my vasd

favs

god I can't wait to get a car so I can stop doing such shit at-home workouts and get back to grinding

[worn bear]

chair

[ivory ocean]

see I can't do this somewhere that's cold

and I am in Michigan

so fuck that

hellllll no

[thorn quartz]

hel no 9pm or bust

[ivory ocean]

i got a gf secured so no need to punish myself like that

[thorn quartz]

3 is madness

[worn bear]

if u aint working out of this i dont wanna hear it https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/580633865966583808/1048269590444126238/EtQwyDI65ARioMAS.mp4

all in one chair bed home

everything

[ivory ocean]

this looks just like my desk chair

This looks more like it tho

[strange marsh]

anyone have a swe interview from paramount yet

[cedar pecan]

hey everyone

how should send a recruiter an email about a poistion I applied to

like what should I say to them

does it acc work?

like will they acc look at my appliection after

true

im just fucked

[chrome bison]

Does anyone know how long cvs health take to reply after email? Or do they just ghost you

[ivory ocean]

tren

jkjk

ahhh yall got me

darn

:/

[thorn quartz]

No maidens

How does it feel to not have any maidens

No maidens no offers

[hardy patrol]

bro going in

[thorn quartz]

There are the havers and the have nots of the word

haha loser L

[hardy patrol]

i think lels the newest regular after a month dry spell of fresh meat in this channel

i wonder if we'll have the same crew next season

[thorn quartz]

I will have migrated to the new grads 🥹

[hardy patrol]

pause

[thorn quartz]

😳

[hardy patrol]

ng in this market damn

[thorn quartz]

Sometimes I like to pretend to be a haver of offers and maidens

unfortunately I too am a have not

I will find u

[hardy patrol]

cope emoji

i hope

[thorn quartz]

so I’ll see you at 9pm right unlike pbjpie

[hardy patrol]

you guys all from the same schoo

[thorn quartz]

ya

Uw Madison

I rlly feel like getting stabbed

[hardy patrol]

brazy

[thorn quartz]

So I’m gonna walk around at night tn

[hardy patrol]

attended hustle uni

[thorn quartz]

That’s jus daddy tbh

Wow u js like me fr

[terse salmon]

enjoy the worst shits of your life

[uneven sand]

bruh just inject synthol

[thorn quartz]

Give me

My arms so gigashit

Oh

U have to cook canned chicken?

Oh

[cedar pecan]

Bruh I can’t tell if sushi is a guy or a girl

[uneven sand]

@hearty river stop lurking

[somber solstice]

everything is full. give up. no internships are possible. more leetcode. more grind. we are all too weak.

[lethal sand]

not true

[somber solstice]

it is true

that's the difference between me and you

[lethal sand]

!true

[somber solstice]

that's why ur an assistant

and im the manager

of the regional manager

[lethal sand]

😦

okay boss

I need a raise

of 500k

[hearty river]

[somber solstice]

dont get ahead of yourself

[uneven sand]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/536987756568772649.gif?size=60&quality=lossless

[somber solstice]

ur assistant role is just an unpaid internship position

be happy with what you get in this economy

im paying you with experience

[lethal sand]

hope G project matching manager does not say me this

[somber solstice]

🤣

[lethal sand]

😦

[somber solstice]

that being said, good luck

yesh :)

im in this server rn to gather data

im doing a video essay on the cs community

mainly centered around this server

im doing an essay on doomer culture in the cs community 😭

tysm!

im gonna be lurking a lot

so i can clip ppl saying doomer shit

😭

🙏

[sand coral]

So true

[somber solstice]

this video essay is gonna be ass

im recording, editing, and submitting tomorrow

i'm gonna talk about how COVID economic has created the doomerism we see today

[sand coral]

Whenever I feel bad about my situation I read posts from r/csmajors and I feel better

[somber solstice]

screenshots from blind are hilarious

im gonna get a lot of those

[random tide]

better have a sushi lore chapter

[somber solstice]

i actually will have sushi's capital one trolling incident documented

[random tide]

wait post ur final video essay here we gotta see this masterpiece

[somber solstice]

i think some redditors do 😭

[somber solstice]

it will be a mid-sterpiece

i have to share this server link to my teacher

prof?

they're a grad student

[random tide]

"Everything Full" written by wecu, directed by Michael Bay

[somber solstice]

idk what to refer to them as lol

no it's for a class

the thesis is gonna be smth like, "the economics effects of COVID have led to a doomer mentality within cs communities"

we ballin

[hardy patrol]

fuck it we ball

[somber solstice]

guys... i have a cs degree... i swear

[hardy patrol]

what % off the top of the spectrum is this channel compared to the average cs major in class

i feel like my perspectives wacky since im surrounded by faang nerds here

closer to 10 yea

[somber solstice]

i think we're probably the top 3% of csmajors

[hardy patrol]

mfs still unaware what internships are rn

[somber solstice]

even top 1%

like top 1% isn't really that impressive

i think most of the competition

is between the top 10%

i think communities like cscareers

is like between the 2-5% range

top 2%ers don't use discord

oh you got the netflix offer too pbjpie?

[hardy patrol]

n3 unironically what id consider top 0.1%

[somber solstice]

gg pbjpie

i didn't get it lol

reusme reejcted

lfg 🙏

pbjpie cracked got damn

netflix system design 😍

[hardy patrol]

deadass like if youre surrounded by nerds 24/7

gonna get that INT bonus by proxy

wild

only person i genuinely believe when he says he'll make 400k ng

[sand coral]

Who is n3?

[somber solstice]

thank u bro 🙏

[hardy patrol]

he the heisenberg of cs

[somber solstice]

im gonna 400k+ ng

idgaf what y'all say

[hardy patrol]

gl

[somber solstice]

laugh all you want

next year im going to jane street

[hardy patrol]

i dont want to minmax salary im afraid of being a bag gremlin

[somber solstice]

who's MIT :o

[hardy patrol]

just give me good wlb and enough to fund my ventures and ill be fine

[somber solstice]

yeah i go to a no-name school lol

but im trying for a transfer

not to MIT tho

can you say that but after i ask you a question so it looks real

jk

that's unethical or smth

ill get straight organic shit from r/csmajors

[hardy patrol]

wecu an immoral journalist

fr

hes that reporter from the wire that just makes up shit

[somber solstice]

i got resume rejected from salesforce

[hardy patrol]

msft denying me closure rn

3 months and no response

interesting plan

[somber solstice]

225k TC + 225lb Bench 🙏

[foggy widget]

orz

[somber solstice]

i can bench 155 for 15 reps

but ive never tried 225

... wtf

yeah

anything above a 2 is good

😄

i want to transfer, but the gpa aint looking too hot rn

apparently schools also dont think that internships really matter

they dont give a fuck abt them

ez classes, you'll smash em

[hybrid nimbus]

I took Theory of Programming language and Discrete Math

ya

not a good choice

but made it

[somber solstice]

easy class, you'll smash it

DSA + A are easy if you've ever done LC

yessir

i took an L

A- in algorithms...

all because my psuedocode was unreadable

and i misread a single question

i mean for transfer applications

they care but only a bit

i need to get published

no cap

my startup will blow up

and make 6 digit revenue this year

then i will transfer

jk that'll never happen

[foggy widget]

just dropout

[somber solstice]

never... im a prestige chaser

yeah my gpa is so mid

[foggy widget]

transfer to MIT just to drop out

[uneven sand]

MIT is gpa cheat code

[somber solstice]

pbjpie have u transferred before :o

3.8

[uneven sand]

just get a 4.0/5.0 and list it as a 4.0 on your resume

[somber solstice]

which state :o

🤨

ah

[uneven sand]

berkeley

[somber solstice]

madison

wait u go to berk...

[uneven sand]

gob ears

[somber solstice]

jealous

ive been dooming bcz i saw the stats of stanford transfers

and i lost hope for life

[foggy widget]

y u wanna transfer lol

[somber solstice]

prestige whore

jk

ik what you mean

but the actual reason why is

because i feel like ill have more fun at a private school

where the culture is more academic

im not applying

i just want to lift, code, study, repeat

that's all i want to do

and cook

true! that's why im not applying it's too hard to get in

maybe,,, i feel like im p active in the community

jk,,, im just one guy

[uneven sand]

dracos moment

[somber solstice]

i also feel like better uni = better financial connections

[thorn quartz]

we the same

[uneven sand]

google seattle is pretty big

[somber solstice]

😋

you go to NYU?

idt i can afford NYU sadgely

[hardy patrol]

same

locked into cuny forever

[north portal]

yessir

[somber solstice]

also there was no computational geometry class offered

at my university

mega scam

nah my dad's a swe

that's how i started leetcode in high school

he wanted me to not be a SWE tho 💀

[uneven sand]

lol

i think i did most of my lc in hs

[somber solstice]

same

it's way more fun than paying attention in class 😭

[uneven sand]

yea i think i had around 300 lc done before college

i didn't even realize i had done that much lol

[somber solstice]

instead of classwork

i'd just open the laptop and leetcode

and play clash of clans

great game btw

i only have like 170

but i have some on codeforecs too

[hardy patrol]

thats wild

[somber solstice]

i think my cumulative problems solved

is probably 300

usaco ppl are op

i didnt konw about usaco

until way late

[uneven sand]

i did usaco but only a bit

i only got to gold

[hardy patrol]

ive been learning to love lc in like a non-stockholm syndrome way

[uneven sand]

no plat

[hardy patrol]

its genuinely interesting when you get it down to like a basal level

[uneven sand]

same

bc we barely have an icpc team

my school has a cf red tho

but i think that's about it

another usaco plat guy just dipped and transferred to caltech

yea

but like 4.0 isn't that hard

guy is going to hrt tho so he def smart

[somber solstice]

a lot of icpc-ers just dont gaf about gpa and spend all their time on icpc kekw

[thorn quartz]

4.0 isnt too bad if you properly space your classes and dont get too lazy

ya fk sutdy

[uneven sand]

luckily i got a decent amount of transfer credits for geneds so i don't have as many dumb geneds tanking my gpa

geneds are actually so fucking annoying

lol it's the opposite for me

[hardy patrol]

fax

[uneven sand]

english is the bane of my existence

id rather just do another cs tbh

[thorn quartz]

i got an AB in intro shakespeare i was one of the 15% of studets who did not get an A

[somber solstice]

IS THAT A JOKE ACCOUNT

I HOPE IT IS

[uneven sand]

this is def fake

[somber solstice]

yeah that's gotta be fake

[thorn quartz]

A-/B+ at our school

[somber solstice]

hey... is it a joke

it is right

it is ... right ??

yeah it's a joke

the earlier posts are worse

[thorn quartz]

realest shit i seen

i wish i was connected w tony tinkle like that

[thorn quartz]

i needa get a new linkedin photo fr

[uneven sand]

use your discord pfp

[thorn quartz]

u onto smth here

[uneven sand]

bro there's literally a link if you scroll up in chat

i thought chatgpt remembers past messages

[hardy patrol]

sushis cousins dominating the SWE field

[thorn quartz]

they gon sell my phone screen to the govt ig

tuff fr

[uneven sand]

icbm = intelligent chicken ballistic missiles

[thorn quartz]

[hardy patrol]

the amount of gpt doomer posts i have to see on csmajor is insane

[thorn quartz]

good

[uneven sand]

tbh there needs to be less cs majors

[thorn quartz]

same tbh

i done that too

[thorn quartz]

this what im saying

[hardy patrol]

real

[uneven sand]

i wonder how much this tech recession will cause a drop in cs majors

[thorn quartz]

god if i worked at cfa id be fucking huge

[uneven sand]

iirc there was a big drop after the dot com crash

[hardy patrol]

be afraid of new technology always be paranoid that a soulless script will take over your job

[thorn quartz]

most insane looking cs major

[hardy patrol]

im glad i got out with 2 internships on my resume before the market went to shit

[thorn quartz]

yes

ya maiden and offer getters like us make cs real competitive for the rest sorry guys

[uneven sand]

@median hedge where gay dog

[thorn quartz]

im gonna find u and put legos on ur floor so when u wake up u step on them ahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha

[hardy patrol]

i imagine cs has the tinder dynamic where the top 10% get the 90% of offers

[thorn quartz]

then u are in paina nd u stumble and i put a banana peel and u fall hahahahaha

[somber solstice]

betrayal

save some offers for the rest of us

[thorn quartz]

ok sorry

[uneven sand]

hm i just realized i should make one of those diagrams

what are they called

[thorn quartz]

lel and i that 10% fr

[uneven sand]

yes

ty chatgpt

oh lol

so chatgpt does remember

[thorn quartz]

whop sankey

[somber solstice]

top 10% cs, top 10% income, top 10% lifts, top 10% tinder 🔥

GG

[thorn quartz]

pbjpie and i go to mit

[hardy patrol]

its not like hardcoded stats but yea

source: just trust me bro

[hearty river]

@hardy patrol

[hardy patrol]

@hearty river

[hearty river]

@hardy patrol

[hardy patrol]

@hearty river

whats it look like

[thorn quartz]

just be a big bulbous buff boy

interesting 🤓

[hardy patrol]

aw fuck even the neural networks rating me a 4 now

[thorn quartz]

just get bigger

neural nets calling u small

[hardy patrol]

neural nets telling me to blast tren

[near swallow]

glad to see the support

🌈

[thorn quartz]

https://i.imgur.com/E90GhSv.png

[hardy patrol]

self aware

[near swallow]

why do u guys always ask about MIT in particular lol
not worth worrying
not good enough to compete with harvey mudd anyways
none of you

stay losing

or caltech

[hearty river]

@near swallow

[near swallow]

does that cat support lgbtq+ rights

[thorn quartz]

https://i.imgur.com/ODy83UN.png

[near swallow]

yahkuna

pls answer

[minor imp]

Please dm me. Need help!

[thorn quartz]

i iwll find u

isnt that only 124 in decent time lol

only questions 1 2 4

man i ordered my fucking inzer belt 2 months ago that shit still hasnt shippe

i just want to use a real belt man

nah like i feel like i way more consistently get 4 than 3

[near swallow]

3 is usually harder than 4

but when 4 is hard, it's omega hard

a bad q4 is a death sentence

game theory-wise, you're done

you lost

every 10 sec a child gets a bad q4 on codesignal

every 15 sec a child gets fired from amazon

every 30 sec 4 people fight to the death in college entrance exams

i remember arguing w/friends if the korean or indian college entrance exams were harder

interesting convo

have never lived in either place btw

yeah that's hard lol

[thorn quartz]

india insane

[near swallow]

my argument based on samples i saw was that korea was dummie hard because of English portion being wack

they ask stupid quesitons

that u would all fail

[thorn quartz]

what those mfs go through is ridiculous

[stable badger]

Korean SAT English portion is dumb af

[somber solstice]

china is the hardest and best academically, ppl just know indian ppl bcz india has a good pipeline to america

[stable badger]

I studied it briefly

[thorn quartz]

i thought act/sat was super easy i imagine asian exams are way harder

[near swallow]

i would imagine tho in korea, more than china/india, is that they are studying for years after school just to prep for exam

[somber solstice]

gaokao and jee

[near swallow]

so that changes things

[somber solstice]

😨

[near swallow]

well im saying in china/india the average kid might not have the full resources to get that prep? idk, big countries so i could be super wrong

ahhh ok

yeah in mexico where my family is from, nobody gonna be doing that

[somber solstice]

entrance exams are actually much better at providing social mobility than "holistic admissions"

there will always be an advantage for richer ppl

[near swallow]

i'm not against either in theory, i understand the logic/meritocracy, each country made a choice based on trends/scalability tbh

it's just in practice what it means for people like that example i gave of korea's artificially hard english portion

[thorn quartz]

u kr or what

[near swallow]

all it takes is one flaw and u fuck it up

at scale

[somber solstice]

exam system is also a better indicator of performance in school

methinks

[thorn quartz]

also ima head to the nick in like 20 minutes or so

[somber solstice]

test optional schools found that test optional students struggled more in school

MIT reinstated requirement bcz the test optional ppl weren't up to par

[stable badger]

I knew a few Koreans who paid $30000-40000 for leaked SAT answers but they had to drop out after the first semester because they couldn't understand shit during the lecture

[thorn quartz]

2400

how do i locate u i need to put a face to the name

i have put a face to the pbjpie name however have never seen in person

oh

ok

same

chatgpt generated

[somber solstice]

waltuh

[thorn quartz]

so shy cute kawaii omg

smol n petite

n cute

j like me fr

[static spindle]

oh im sorry salat is so much cuter

[stable badger]

Yeah my school. They're the dumbest people I've ever met but they're driving Lambos and Raris in Gangnam so who cares

[thorn quartz]

thje plot thickens

[thorn quartz]

they j like me fr

[static spindle]

like gangnam style???

just like me fr

[stable badger]

nah language barrier

like they can't have a basic convo in english

[near swallow]

wait what is this specifically referring to?

[stable badger]

and this is T30 school so

[near swallow]

is that what you mean?

[thorn quartz]

3some

3sum

😵‍💫

[static spindle]

you mean lego date?

[near swallow]

oh i see, ur rihgt, there is article from March that they do require them now, they just don't verify

[stable badger]

yeah they irl gangnam style

[near swallow]

my understanding was schools removed the mandate during covid times, makes sense they're back

cuz during covid the world got wrecked

[somber solstice]

no like ppl simply didnt need to submit a score at all before

[near swallow]

they should verify score if they are letting u just self report

honestly man it's just crazy that if ur average joe who can't get into top school, CS is still your best bet for $$$ lol

[thorn quartz]

ud be surprised

i came from a decent area but my high school is very diverse socioeconomically and most people dont get scores that high

[somber solstice]

ngl... so many mfs are at a top school but are worse off career wise than a lot of us

but the top ppl at top schools...

[thorn quartz]

math dept at our school is pretty shit

like theyre dickheads

ur team match nflix rn cant call urself stupid no more

💯

[hearty river]

HIMARI

[thorn quartz]

disagree

compare urself to others get mad and improve yourself

dont be happy

[stable badger]

I'm happy when I'm unhappy

[thorn quartz]

ive realized that being sad is for successful people

felt chad today

u know like im not joking when i say i legitimately only leave my house when im out of pizza rolls/waffles and to go to the gym

i live across from wandos tho so every friday i get to enjoy watching it get raided hahahahahahaa

if state street had mcdonalds id be 180 rn

im not becuase its more fun when i get to play roulette when i get into my appt

[hardy patrol]

if they rescind my offer im back to robbing

[thorn quartz]

my buddy got trailed by a suspicious hispanic guy at 12:10 on the way back from the nick

[hardy patrol]

stealing valuables under 1000 to avoid a felony charge of larceny

[thorn quartz]

dont go to seattle amz they ghosted me and are gonna pay the price 💯

jeff menacing fr tho i cant take that dude yet

why he built like that

trt demon

get your head out of the gutter young man

[hearty river]

[thorn quartz]

salat goes to madison we cuddle in the colleg elibrary topgether

we was recreating that music113 video

on the 3rd floor

https://i.imgur.com/VRRV1ZJ.png

im being ghosted by fidelity rn my life is truly in shambles

its because im not 200 lean yet

6'1"

i wish i was 200 lean wtf

i have poverty bench

165 😔 flu got me losing my precious pounds

i went from 120 to 165 over the past year though

do they oa after resume screen or resume screen after

i thought my oa was pretty much perfect tbh

but then again you cant run it because they are moron

[crisp berry]

when didyou get resumerejected from epic

i still havent gotten a response

[thorn quartz]

theres a chance im a complete liar and my code was actually just horribly not working though becasue you cant run it

winnable

[crisp berry]

oh epic not riot

i dont think i have gotten response from either epic or riot

[thorn quartz]

ok im going to nick rn cya in a bit @icy plank

hope my strength is fine today

just got off of flu

[crisp berry]

yeah i justgot ghosted

[hardy patrol]

me next year

https://tenor.com/view/dead-phone-call-gif-10358445

paypal sent me an email saying im still under consideration

[thorn quartz]

I took too much pre I’m dripping rn

[hardy patrol]

feel cheated on knowing they sent it to everyone

[thorn quartz]

wanna fk

Actually on the verge of going to untapped hq

[crisp berry]

know the workplace rules

[hardy patrol]

heres whats new on untapped

[thorn quartz]

Baby shark dododosoddodododododo

[hardy patrol]

a special package with the name ted kazcynski on it

[thorn quartz]

Do u ddl 455

Charisse’s

Charizard

Upl sounds lit I have to slide now maybe I will leave my appt

Like I was gonna last week but I had the flu

This not even a debate lmaoo

Ong

[strange marsh]

anyone have a swe interview from paramount yet

[uneven sand]

finally figured out how to make one

was annoying af

sankey diagram

[cinder girder]

I need to apply to more places to have anything meaningful as a graph

sample size of 3 positions applied to

[strange marsh]

oh nice, how was it

[uneven sand]

sankeymatic

[stable badger]

damn she gatekeepin' lmao

telling all but truth

[earnest hatch]

Maybe she didn't need Leetcode

[sand coral]

To be fair, her advice is generic but is helpful for getting the interview

[hasty idol]

Hi, anyone knows some discord server about snowflake 23 summer internship?

[stable badger]

Yeah ik. My biggest takeaway from this season is #1 tbh

she edited out 4. solve 3d dp in 10 min

[sand coral]

Giving me nightmares

[stable badger]

Tiktok

[astral dew]

I mean tbh not anything more she can say. Everyone knows to practice LC and from their it’s just the grind

[fickle ivy]

how much

will a B in a systems class

fuck me over

[random tide]

lmao she went to my hs

[astral dew]

Pretty general advice tho…

[fickle ivy]

its in my major though

and im at brown so i should be getting all As realistically right

ehh i fucked up taking so many hard classes

for quant really

i dont wanna do cs grad

i hate cs

i wanna get an mba tho

3.6+ gpa

in major

or overall

[white urchin]

why bother with mba if you go for quant

[fickle ivy]

wait 3.6+ should be okay

[fickle ivy]

bc i dont wanna do quant forever lmao

hmm

so 9 As and 1 B is

like

what

3.9

hm

[white urchin]

what exactly do you think mba is gonna do for you?

[hollow quarry]

Cit QR is 3.7 from my recruiter

[white urchin]

there are use cases, but what do you think it'll do?

[stable badger]

don't you need financial engineering for quants

or PhD

[fickle ivy]

idk just hoping to break into business mgmt

what does HRT want

for gpa

idk why @honest spire because thats what i want to do long term

what does jane street want

does quant not

quant -> mba -> consulting -> mgmt

?

not a line /

?

so

whats the line

what do i do

rn

but consulting is slow

and less money

no

how much money is mbb

hmmm

or should i just become an IB

fair

what are the exit opps

can i not start consulting after doing some quant

hmm

ig i can biuld a financial base

with quant

idk

nice song

airballer

also idk if you are asking me but no

😭

[white urchin]

hours are terrible

[plush fiber]

anyone interview with reddit?

[earnest hatch]

Someone interviewed me in the Reddit comments section if that counts

[white urchin]

they're probs like, this isn't work

[plush fiber]

oooh my gosh ty

@devout jewel dude how was your TVS?

[static spindle]

company reputation + how high the bar is for said company + what company does

[quaint bolt]

robinhood in this environment

[near swallow]

robin da hood

[quaint bolt]

mfs will be the first to rescind when shit hits the fan

[near swallow]

my password on robin hood is StealFromPoor420\

[quaint bolt]

if you're comfortable with a high chance of having your offer rescinded and an extremely low chance of a return offer then yeah sure go rh

no

also nowhere near as risky as rh

[near swallow]

if u like the robinhood logo then sure go rh

linkedin logo for RH goes hard

[quaint bolt]

tru

[near swallow]

better than cockroach labs

[quaint bolt]

L

[devout jewel]

It was just leetcode tagged

[quaint bolt]

I cancelled my rh final

[devout jewel]

They don’t ask a lot of q outside of tagged

[plush fiber]

oh wow 😮 they only have 4 tagged questions

[fickle ivy]

do grades matter for consuting

what gpa do you need

[plush fiber]

thank you 😭

[quaint bolt]

what you tryna do ft

[fickle ivy]

DO THEY

YES OR NO

[devout jewel]

I mean it could change LOL

also interviewers can ask anything

In my final, the interviewer gave me system design and I had to bs it 💀💀💀💀

[plush fiber]

omg whattttt

[quaint bolt]

yeah go with amazon

if rh was safe I'd say go rh

what's a samsara

[wooden shard]

They cut down on intern class and budgeted better. Recruiter said expecting 70% return offer rate

[static spindle]

844 cs and still got ghosted

[quaint bolt]

that is a terrible reason to consider the company

[wooden shard]

U got robinhood offer?

[quaint bolt]

local startup in bumfuck waterloo hires 2 people, doesn't mean it's better than JS

[winged quiver]

fuck waterloo

[wooden shard]

Final?

[quaint bolt]

bidoof better

[winged quiver]

works for me

😎

yo shouyld i work for tesla

[quaint bolt]

last rh intern I asked said only 1/40 interns got RO
apparently the one who got RO got it bc they went to the office a lot and the ceo liked him lol

[winged quiver]

wtf

[quaint bolt]

nepotism

[winged quiver]

thats the opposite of robinhood or smth

[heady storm]

definitely not braze LOL

[quaint bolt]

but yeah w/o these red flags I'd say rh ez

[winged quiver]

tesla

😏

[quaint bolt]

I know some rh people got flooded by cit/hrt during the GME shit

FT*

all the kids at fb at my school used to go back to fb bc fat bonus + fast promo

[cold path]

Giblert

[quaint bolt]

now idk

[heady storm]

why do you think braze > zon

thats definitely false

[muted summit]

i wonder if zon return offers will be safe this summer

for ng

surely nothing changes and they just hire less externally

yeah maybe if you're a consulter for what stocks to trade at hudson river trading

[cold path]

Who ru

[muted summit]

LOL it was a joke but

[cold path]

ok

[muted summit]

idk anything about consulting

i heard mckinsey was hard to get into

maybe thats why

[tight tiger]

Has anyone here have previous experience in data science/ml/ai jobs

[hollow quarry]

No one wants mck swe

[muted summit]

netflix seems the endgame

i wish i could go for netflix

[hollow quarry]

Pp like consulting / ib due to their exit to pe/hf which has equal income as hft after a few years and they are not smart so thats their only option

[muted summit]

ya its mainly about getting an interview thats the hard part

some crazy rng

codesignal doesnt matter to netflix

:sk

was it security

or was it regular

the security one im p sure they sent to everyone

[obsidian olive]

@honest spire do u have an offer

[muted summit]

cuz i got one but i didnt get the regular one

[obsidian olive]

🙏

[muted summit]

🙏

[obsidian olive]

@gentle latch hows finals szn

lucky i have hardware its KILLER

terrible me n tesfa barely holding up

Lmaoooo ur too lucky hardware is awful commkicks wasnt kidding

[muted summit]

my major has a math minor and i hate it

should i just get good at math if i wanna be good at lc

[cold path]

When do i get modship

[wooden shard]

He’s in this discord lolol

[muted summit]

ive always struggled with math in school

maybe ill study next sem consistently and see how i do

[cold path]

6969

kill yourself

[obsidian olive]

https://tenor.com/view/hold-on-wait-a-minute-somethings-aint-right-hold-up-somethings-wrong-here-gif-17361118

p quiet been that way for a while ppl jus grinding finals

[wooden shard]

https://me.mashable.com/tech/22724/elon-musks-neuralink-killed-1500-animals-in-four-years-now-under-trial-for-animal-cruelty-report

Wtf

Nueralink 💀

10 rounds of interview for this

💀💀💀

[earnest hatch]

Elon Musk reportedly told workers at his brain-chip startup to imagine they had bombs strapped to their heads to make them work faster
https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-neuralink-work-faster-imagine-bombs-strapped-heads-report-2022-12

[wooden shard]

He’s a bot

[hot venture]

Wait so Elon didn’t get accepted to Stanford?

[obsidian olive]

elon packin that kanye energy

LMFAOOOOO

[hot venture]

I did always think it was hilarious that he pretended to be this great engineer

[static spindle]

to be fair

fracker has literally only sent 2 messages

that's a mighty big assumption

[earnest hatch]

Not an Elon Musk fan, but on Wikipedia it still says he has the Physics degree, and no way these editors would allow it if it weren't true https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elon_Musk#Education

[hardy patrol]

its 2am go to sleep bruh

tf

[static spindle]

guys pls i dont want to see his face anymore

[cold path]

Hey

[earnest hatch]

This email directly from a staff at U of Pennsylvania confirms Elon earned his physics degree https://www.plainsite.org/documents/tbdmox/2019-email-from-the-university-of-pennsylvania-confirming-elon-musks-physics-degree/

There are a lot of people on Twitter with an agenda

more sources at https://skeptics.stackexchange.com/questions/54065/did-elon-musk-falsely-claim-to-have-a-degree-in-science

[static spindle]

burn twitter to the ground tbh

[frail cape]

What’s happenin

Musk a liar?

Idk what’s happening

I’m just saying stuff

[earnest hatch]

Bro that email correspondence and other sources I posted above confirm he got a BA in Physics

[static spindle]

EXPLAIN THIS THEN

[frail cape]

Good luck on your finals, everyone here

[static spindle]

lmfao

[hot venture]

Despite all the evidence, this is most compelling to me

[earnest hatch]

The last place to get info is an Anti-Elon Twitter account

[hot venture]

Let’s be honest he’s actually a genius

At capitalism

[static spindle]

lmfao

[static spindle]

lmfao

[hardy patrol]

fellas clearly the only metric we should measure people by is how much money they have