legit all i hear is family guy snippets
#2023_summer
thorn quartz
rapid swan
and reddit clips 
soft basin
why not get high alone? 🤔
rapid swan
why not get high alone? 🤔
I got some gummies but they were so shit that they wouldnt even work
soft basin
💀
thorn quartz
L
rapid swan
I think some mf tossed gummy bears in some cbt oil and packaged it
quaint bolt
thorn quartz
ya the delta9 gummies u get from knuckleheads on state are wack
rapid swan
thorn quartz
the d9 gummies?
quaint bolt
Tylenol
soft basin
i limit myself to hitting it twice a week
but now classes are over idk if i can manage that
thorn quartz
assembly ahhahahhahahaha
thats gonna be real fun on the 21st
and whatever the fuck is going on rn
i msgd u last night then proceeded to not watch any
rollercoaster tycoon
was all assembly
yea its rlly annoying
and we're apparently doing some weird shit rn
what ive heard is final is just lots of caching stuff
from my friend
354
ya i failed the last one because i had other stuff to do now i ave a b in it
gigacringe i need a b now
eh
i have gone to 0
i watched a few online after
only class ive been to in person is cs542 because weekly quizzes
i went to one 577 lecture last sem
but didnt get anything out of it so i never went again
ya idk how renault does his shit
but jyc section was so stupid
na ill do it after interiview monday
really ive heard only good things
lool
i wish i took w renault man
u shouldve taken a rapid test off walgreens i think
i feel like most profs are like that
ohh
damn thats tough
yea i remember
i got covid at the same time
ull be fine in discrete lol
https://i.imgur.com/VRt8BSi.png this was jyc algos fun section last sem lol
^_^
legit half the class dropped
i got 1 
formal gust
do u go to uni in canada?
thorn quartz
1 plus 3 credit summer class
thorn quartz
i cba to do my masters next year
im doing it
a year early
i think its fine just get letters of rec while u ca
n
ill find out and lyk
madison ms requires 3
wow this is so cute when do you go to the gym tomorrow
idont rlly like wokring out with other ppl but i like to have them in my presence yk
night
ya ive prob seen u fs
tbh shit just grows bro i dont rlly do anything super special
i recently started hitting it twice a week tho
on my new program
creatine prices rn
nutricost creatine is almost out and i needa buy more
ya way up
nutricost pre is so fucking horrible
ive thrown up probably 7 times in the nick bathroom
because of that vile shit
im on caffeine pills rn because im too lazy to order gorilla mode
yeah
ive thrown up on leg day 3x total
nah just doesnt do well in my stomach
nutricost is less
higher rep leg day kills trust you will if you push hard enough
like you get really lightheaded and nauseous and feel like passing out until you throw up
HOLY FUCK IT GOT MORE EXPENSIVE https://www.amazon.com/Nutricost-Creatine-Monohydrate-Micronized-Powder/dp/B01EVVQX9U/ref=sr_1_3?crid=1Z8397REGE1GM&keywords=nutricost+creatine+1kg&qid=1670711491&s=hpc&sprefix=nutricost+creatine+1kg%2Chpc%2C115&sr=1-3&ufe=app_do%3Aamzn1.fos.006c50ae-5d4c-4777-9bc0-4513d670b6bc
just take caffeine pills i am the caffeine hyper responder 200mg still gets me cranked and 350+ got me bouncing off of walls
past wadi
yo, nothin intern related but ik most peeps here r uni students
thorn quartz
dude i had a solid 2hr arm day after my bench yesterday i have never had such a violent pump i am 100% a believer now
arm day to sotp aving noodle arms
300mg
past wadi
was wondering if anyone would use an app that can find a free lecture room for you to use to study/revise/work
how likely out of 5 would u use the app
thorn quartz
u tryna hit up the library with me on like tuesday and just crank through 4 deb lectures though
past wadi
oooo nice nice
thorn quartz
ight
past wadi
yeah same but i once went inside a lecture room and tried it out
it was pretty chill
so i thought of the idea
oh wow
soft basin
os at my school is mid so i’m not takin it
glad remnant
Shivaram?
soft basin
gpa killer frfr
glad remnant
how is shivaram ratemyprof so good
Cause he is good bruh
I took big data systems this sem
And i wanna take os next sem just for him no cap
thorn quartz
do it
glad remnant
Yeah
thorn quartz
who
glad remnant
But i have no other choice
thorn quartz
remzi wrote hthe book
he taught this sem but i trolled my schedule
:c
take me
o ya my friend is taking that
he accidentally offended someone
on canvas
and they wrote him a really long paragraph
im not joking
if u want an intermediate curric277 video games and learning
and nutrisci 132
im taking it next sem lo
entirely online
whered u transfer from
from humble beginnings to netflix ben you really are my hero
ur international? i had no idea
whats stout
shit i might have to take it now
im quite the dancer
i wanna get into this but its closed
maybe i beg my counselor
i hav enot talked to my dean/counselor ever
o ya
they was smoochin fr
more action in class than i gotten in my life
respec tho
link ur video pussy
thats me and lel when we take dance 100 together
lOL
this had some music it was wraps
fire dance
like it just needed music
the dance was there
link it
link it
link it
this looks so viral
fr
where the vid at
who cares lo
let them be anxious lol
ya
ya and if i really cant figure a problem on my phone screen out ima bust out the chatgpt
🤓
also wrote my nturisci essay
brain first chatgpt second
because it just be bruteforcing half the time
so where is ur vid lil br
i will see u dance
lel and i gonna track ur ass down
stop the cap lil bro
you have done this to yourself by showing me art
now i want more
tbh i would
this go unexpectedly hard
might have to use this at a bar
what movie
this music 
holy fk
nutricost
it all deposits in my chest
DUDE THIS IS SO UNBELIEVABLY HARD
BRO GOT SWAGGER
i wish i washim
i turn on vinland saga op and dance like this its wraps i got the job i think
this is actually just rich piana's semen bottled up into capsules
ya ive watched and read i love it
rip rich piana whatever it takes 😔
for me its qwin vitale recoridng david laid eat pancakes by gulping down mouthfuls like pills with water
realest shit ever
me with me 50g total protein intake fro the past week
phone lol not even far
ya getting back on it so i can hit 455 deadlift that would be so sexy
technical is scheduled
for monday
ok but it just gets easier after no
behavioral so simple
oh can i pm u
nah the real problem is waiting for a squat rack
bro the last stabbing was legit 30ft outside my appt 😳
its my presence
wth
i seen a certain video on a certain site that goes kinda like this
u shouldve turned into roger gracie and destroyed them
wtf
chad
nice selfie bro
hallow scroll
I got gapped during spotify interview
me and chimi were interviewing in the same group lol
thorn quartz
have u ever gotten linkedlist/tree problems on phones i swear i never see them
thorn quartz
was just curious because it feels like i never see them
hallow scroll
but its super competitive
thorn quartz
i see
hallow scroll
interview with them is hard as is, and they only hire 2-3 interns
thorn quartz
just git gud
u dont lc in python?
i hadda learn python in like 3 days for cs540 lol
best decision ever
solemn cedar
I got gapped during spotify interview
how did you even apply? i thought they weren't open yet
hallow scroll
how did you even apply? i thought they weren't open yet
Last year
thorn quartz
what is a prioritymap
me and the boys when we pull out our deques 
oh thats convenient
^
yeah well deques can do that and more
yeah
doubly ended queue
u can add and pop from both front and back of the deque
the amount of times i use counters
i love collections
so much
d = {}
i jus be using defaultdicts because keys auto get initialized to a value
by default
and that makes me happy
😊
reminisce it to me rn
oh my god when im trying to understand a solution and i see stefan whatever the fuck his name is with most voted fucking python wizardry that i cant comprehend
grinds my gears man
map?
why tree
map
why tf would i ever use a tree here
why is that an option
is this a trick
my immediate intuition was set
but then moved to dict because id want to map names to ssn
most likely
whats that
a trie?
trie could make sense but why
is map in js a dict
map in python i just use for list comprehension
ok thx
i wish he elaborated
ya like this u deserve to get a disease
actually mathworks oa had extra time so i wrote a one liner 🤓
how do i become one
i pretty much do ppls hw in that class anyway
yea can i
plz
tell me more
LOL WHAT
this is madness wtf
i think u dreamt this bro
@sinful locust this mustve been ur dmt trip
HAHAHAHA\
did u get the job
ddo i gotta take teh class
LO
granite fulcrum
that oness my fav
thorn quartz
speaking of cisco if they ask me one more time if im still interested im showing up to their hq
thorn quartz
o wtf
granite fulcrum
how much money would he lose
thorn quartz
hes just dumb then lol
granite fulcrum
like ur a broke college student
thorn quartz
signing nda then doing that is griefing
hardy patrol
he said he settled for 30k but who knows
hardy patrol
bro has like google and shi on his resume hes not starving im sure
thorn quartz
link it
granite fulcrum
seems like a degen
hardy patrol
i want that dudes interviewing confidence
bro had spotify blasting the whole time
didnt even turn it off while the guy was talking
hardy patrol
30k is kinda insane
thorn quartz
nah thats wild
hardy patrol
for a little trolling
granite fulcrum
144 IQ JACKED MAN LEETCODES!!!! PREPPING FOR SUMMER 2023 INTERNSHIPS!!!
granite fulcrum
thats what i googled
thorn quartz
this is just phone number or whatever rgiht
hardy patrol
thorn quartz
this a public ass question tf
hardy patrol
wild
thorn quartz
everybody has done this
LOL
love sosa blasting treated his interviewer like a bitch
alpha as fuck
hardy patrol
he did this for practice iirc
static spindle
didnt he get google?
thorn quartz
vibe
granite fulcrum
if google saw this they'd prob rescind him
hardy patrol
his linkedin profile went dark i think people were on his ass contacting his school after that stunt
granite fulcrum
his linkedin is back
thorn quartz
W
thorn quartz
What is a gf
date is like sys design
U have to use my lemur lines
The ladies love lemurs
LOL
W
thorn quartz
Viral potential is insane
Should’ve sent pr videos and made to dissect form
ya
And u get double chicken for price of single
From the slow lady
cedar pecan
Do you guys know if banks swe intern positions are still open?
I’m trying to get into some more banks
Damn
Is there a lot of companies closed right now?
Do you guys know if Citi bank is still accepting people
I applied today for their roles
thorn quartz
Doba so good as long as u don’t get the 2 ladies serving
cedar pecan
Bruh I’ve sold then
Is there not much companies open now then?
Yeah I applied to some places last month
But I didn’t know November was too late
Do you think there will be more places open in the spring
Yea rip for this summer internship
Junior
Idk I applied to banks though and like some are contacting me back now
Like I got an offer from Wells Fargo just recently
But applied kinda late
Same with Bank of America
But yeah I want to get into a a better bank
rapid swan
cedar pecan
Wells Fargo is ok but not as good as the rest I think
Yeah fidelity hasn’t responded to me back yet
I applied there but nothing yet
Yeah fr that’s why I want to work at a bank for now
rapid swan
average defense job
cedar pecan
If I can’t get faang
Damn what position did you apply to
Bank > defense
Defense dosent pay that much
It’s acc kinda low
cedar pecan
Yoo yeah I’m trying to get into MasterCard
rapid swan
I thought its just a call
cedar pecan
But bruh they haven’t contacted me back
rapid swan
oh yeah I mean every place has a basic bg check
rapid swan
goddamn 
cedar pecan
But they didn’t respond to me
@honest spire no I’m a us citizeb
Bro yeah idk why I didn’t yet
@honest spire do you have offers already?
Damn
Bro I need BOA to contact me back
I did the first round
But it says completed
And like nothing is happening for it
I need Citi bank to contact me 😭😭😭
Bruh this is so aids
Why are they closing to early
Does it mean I’m rejected if they haven’t contacted me back after the OA after a month?
@wary whale do you have any offers ?
Yooo god damn 😭😭😭
Yo facts I need to find some of these company recruiters emails
And hunt them down
dull thunder
when did you get the offer?
cedar pecan
Are you still in the process of other companies?
I’m trying to figure out what some companies don’t use leetcode
Nah what a lot of companies interviews for don’t
Oh yeah ofc I’m trying to
But school has been bad for me
Oh shit fr
I applied to AT&T
Yeah Wells Fargo had 0 lt
Wait acc
A recruiter contacted me for it though
Just recently
It’s not edge though
It’s for a different position
I applied for that
I’m hoping I can get it
ruby sparrow
is it possible to get a job in this market for a sophomore with no tech experience
cedar pecan
is it possible to get a job in this market for a sophomore with no tech experien...
Ofc I did
Just gotta spam apply
Literally
cedar pecan
Just can’t give up
I’m not trying not to
And I’m gonna apply to like a 100 places tonight if I have to even😭
Yeah I got an offer last year in May even lowkey 😂
serene matrix
Did Amazon Propel 2023 open yet? or did i miss it
cedar pecan
Not yet I’m going to very soon
sick oar
Did Amazon Propel 2023 open yet? or did i miss it
It’s on the normal sde app
cedar pecan
I got the recruiter email and contact on ripplematch
Ripplematch
Yeah I applied though there
I wanna contact someone from Citi Bank
To see if I can still get in
I have 2 offers rn
I’m still trying to get better
Citi has a good pay and wlb is prolly the best
Yeah I saw a lot of posts saying it’s so easy there
What no it’s close to defense 😂
It’s acc good there
Yeah same
Nothing that great
But ok for now
Nah on levels.fyi it says Citi pays more
For starting salary
I thought Citi pay was 43 an hour
That’s acc good
Oh shit yeah I applied to Texas and NYC yesterday for it
I’m trying to be hopeful they will contact me back for it
Wait do you have their email
sand coral
What did you have on your resume to get a Cockroach Labs interview? Multiple Big N internships?
cedar pecan
Or like a recruiter contact?
sand coral
So pretty much just resume screen rng?
cedar pecan
Wait fr
Bro fuck I wish I did that
Should I just say I’m an incoming Amazon intern
static spindle
I just didnt put a *season
cedar pecan
Wait so for my resume so I just put liek incoming Amazon intern?
Oh wait your guys are smart, I didn’t even think about it liek that. If I say incoming they won’t do a background check cause it’s for later right?
And it’s not something I already completed
And also I could just not do that offer
Fuck
thorn quartz
this sounds unnecessarily nervewracking
cedar pecan
I should do that
thorn quartz
this is cruel
cedar pecan
But like just say incoming Amz
cedar pecan
Damn lowkey will do anything to make it
Bro but the thing is I’m not getting OA
I acc do know how to do some lt already
But companies are hella Stiny
What’s snipe times?
Oh yeah true
My resume acc isn’t that bad I had it reviewed
Could I share it one of you guys?
astral dew
Yep. It takes hard work to be prepared for interviews
hardy patrol
closest to blind lucking into faang is amazon and based on a few old regulars with one piece avatars its somewhat possible
provided you do some lc
pip is the real amz interview
how many places did you apply
hardy patrol
my oa/int rate went from like 5% to 25% after getting my first internship so thats wild
12 finals 💀
bro interned at js
sand coral
Are you including auto OA’s?
astral dew
Sheshh
hardy patrol
how many prior exp
lol.
i wonder if you guys are shotgunning apps or aiming for faang+
word
what offer you pick tanz
random tide
yoo can i see the anonymized resume too?
hardy patrol
i got bent this season for applying late
hardy patrol
i need to up my lc game bruh
sand coral
When did you start applying?
thorn quartz
i had a referral and everything was prepared to apply on opening date it was so perfect
guys i found this an have to share
this sounds lit
frigid gate
Hey guy should we fake resume from soph to junior
hardy patrol
im going to murder the next person who posts a youtube short with gta v footage underneath the actual content as if people are too adhd riddled to listen to pure dialogue for 17 seconds
frigid gate
Same as u but I just got reject for msft
thorn quartz
this is ridiculous
formal gust
cedar pecan
Nah I would choose Microsoft
thorn quartz
its ok my referral will eventually get me oa from salesforce... eventually.... maybe.... 
cedar pecan
Bro they acc have to work at twitter like crazy
quaint bolt
real
sand coral
its ok my referral will eventually get me oa from salesforce... eventually.... ...
I applied to Salesforce with referral in August and got the OA last week
thorn quartz
i cant handle the truth
thorn quartz
I applied to Salesforce with referral in August and got the OA last week
i saw thats why this came to mind haha
real grinder
quaint bolt
cedar pecan
Bro lowkey need to keep grinding to get this 100k starting salary
quaint bolt
cedar pecan
Yeah facts acc u right 😂
hearty river
@median hedge 
uneven sand
@hearty river
cedar pecan
Bro but like what companies even pay 100k besides faang
Cause idk if Wells Fargo pays a 100k starting
cedar pecan
There’s no way
uneven sand
I go to faang because I want free food
thorn quartz
bofa
plush girder
boba tea
thorn quartz
i read lots of manga so i want manga
cedar pecan
Bank of America is kinda goal as of right now
I did the OA but didn’t get a hear back yet😭
quaint bolt
real
I love working on ads infrastructure to deliver targeted ads to customers 
cedar pecan
Lowkey am praying j get a hear back
Wait does Goldman Sachs do leetcode?
Imma apply there acc
plush girder
@quaint bolt what is the current situation with google 🌍
quaint bolt
<@426054830562213889> what is the current situation with google 🌍
waiting on project match
I know someone on the google maps org tho so I can prolly finesse that 
netflix is flexible on this
you can get your tc however you want
plush girder
mfw I read blind
quaint bolt
stripe kinda misleading with those numbers tho, you should only be looking at base for pre-IPO companies esp for companies with founders that say "we are comfortable staying private"
cedar pecan
I need to live in like a state where a 100k you feel rich as a 21 year old
quaint bolt
I threw all the keywords I could think of in there
Everything I used at school, previous internships etc
They basically do a ctrl+f on everyone's questionnaires so you wanna hit as many boxes as you can
"I love google cloud"
just don't talk about ai or ml unless you've got publications/are a chad in the field
currently works on it yeah
jeff dean and sanjay ghemawat
I taught them well
hallow scroll
I’m gonna be the next me
quaint bolt
juda gonna be the first juda at google
uneven sand
wtf
thorn quartz
deque
queue
go slep
200 lean does not need to sleep
i need to sleep
to become 200 lean
eat sleep nick tomrrow night
devout jewel
JEFF!
thorn quartz
i have leg tmr 
squat and deadlift same day 😄
EW
i think they do bro
downstairs im 99% sure
u can find a hexbar
i just dont think its fun
ya
ya im pretty sure bro
u might have to look around a bit tho
ivory ocean
Guys
If I was Canadian would you guys hate me
Fuck Canadians
Your heart is in the right place
#FuckCanaxa
If ur insanely lucky
I didn’t have 2 sim
cedar pecan
Yeah luck is lowkey a huge part in cs
Sometimes interviewers can have a good day and go light on you
final cobalt
cedar pecan
Nah don’t
I’m aiming unrealistic but it don’t matter
I rather fall short on those big goals
Than feeling I could have worked hard on a small goal I accomplished
sinful locust
I rather fall short on those big goals
REAL
i hate seeing people aiming low bc they think they cant shoot high
cedar pecan
Yeah fr
I mean I don’t think I can I’m that great but at least I know I can achieve some big goals
If I work hard
sinful locust
mfs told me i was stupid for wanting a big company for my first internship as a 2025 grad and this week im gonna hear back from square and dropbox about my final results
sinful locust
I’m trying to get into a bank
this was me a month ago
then square and dropbox came out of nowhere
cedar pecan
I think I still have a chance
sinful locust
opportunities open overnight
cedar pecan
Yeah I got Wells Fargo
sinful locust
and you just gotta be ready to take advantage of those opportunities
sinful locust
i have a call with my dropbox recruiter on monday so unless she is calling me to tell me i didnt get it
i may have dropbox as my first
and then hoping to get square as well and defer to fall
put an end to my job hunt until s24
would you rather aim too low and feel like you couldve done better?
i have a friend who accepted a QA job at a bank and he constantly contemplates whether he couldve done better or not
proud of him regardless
but im sure if he really tried he couldve done better
cedar pecan
Yeah no that’s what I always think
Bro I’m not gonna lie I had that mindset in high school
And was gonna major in business
sinful locust
dropbox i think
sinful locust
depends on the specifics of the offer but dropbox would be my #1 straight up
i wanna get to see san fran
would be cool
cedar pecan
And an working harder each day to this faang
sinful locust
But after switching this mindset
yea the mindset is everything
i tried getting an internship my first year
and had no clue what i was doing and applied to like 20 companies and that was it
did a lot more research, got my resume reviewed etc etc
converted 3 of these interviews to finals
waiting to hear back ab them rn
cedar pecan
Yeah last year I managed to get multiple offers
Which I was suprised by
But I’m not at a bad spot right now
Could be better though
Yeah dude I wanna hear back from fidelity
It’s lowkey a good company to work for
Bro fidelity didn’t even email back yet
I applied like in Nov tho
So I did it late lowkey
MasterCard is fucked tho
I did the plyometrics thing
But they didn’t email me back yet
hardy patrol
I applied like in Nov tho
took them 6 months from applying to give me an offer theyre just geriatric
quiet plover
Two internships at the same time?
sand coral
Are you looking for your first internship?
hollow field
I feel like other than top 4-5 school does t matter too much
proud crag
thats called an ordered list
what if its bothin creasing and decreasdigng
then what? where is your god now?
dont elarn it
learn everything esle
then when the interviewer asks u the easiesets stacak problem u say "pls replace this with IPCP final question "
hrt hrt hrt hr thrht
basted
baste
giga chad for the dp
i had a dp problem on pure storage (but could probably have did it anoter way too)
im just a one trick pony
just aikido yourself back in time to august and apply everywhere 4head
as andrew tate would say
sand coral
What resume template do you use to pass ATS?
fickle ivy
jake supreme
chrome bison
UW like Washington or Winsoncin
Can’t even spell that right
Shhh
Im already crying over still not getting internships in my third year
chrome bison
Yeah but my college also sucks
earnest crag
I did my tallying today after accepting an offer for this summer
Notion.so organization helps a lot lol
Very cool seal
chrome bison
They still accepting? Ngl even looking at some Christian things that offering internships
earnest crag
As soon as I submit I just throw it into notion
And then flag my email for later in case
chrome bison
Gonna do that tomorrow then after my dumb shift then.
keen phoenix
As soon as I submit I just throw it into notion
Is notion anything special? Thought it was just a notes app
chrome bison
Notion the organization website right? I’ve seen it but didn’t think much of it
earnest crag
Is notion anything special? Thought it was just a notes app
I personally just use it for assignment organization and internship trackings
Nothing else though
Bro made a whole chart no way
hidden mural
bruh im at 140 apps, god knows how many oas, 4 phones, 3 finals, 1 offer : (
if only hrt didnt ask os 💀
woven loom
bruh im at 140 apps, god knows how many oas, 4 phones, 3 finals, 1 offer : (
ur lucky u acc get the OAs lmao
hidden mural
ur lucky u acc get the OAs lmao
i dont think i got any non autos
woven loom
screw amazon for never giving me an oa fr
hidden mural
lol same
sick oar
I did my thing too lemme tally
hidden mural
oh actually i think i did 6 phones including trading but def didnt pass those lol
sick oar
Applied: 29
Passed Resume Screen (Phone or OA): 18
Phones: 11
Second Round/Final: 5
Denied: 4
Offers: 1
Withdrew: 6
There we are
sick oar
yea
hidden mural
congrats
hidden mural
i just hope my school lets me take OS next semester so i can collect the quant offers
sick oar
easy season for me bc resume lolz 🫢🫢
woven loom
easy season for me bc resume lolz 🫢🫢
[redacted]
hidden mural
does twitter even take interns anymore
earnest crag
All my homies hate twitter from the beginning
glad remnant
Could you dm me the link please
Oh are we not supposed to apply after getting an offer?
sick oar
I’m also PM and there’s a lot fewer qualified pms lol
glad remnant
scared me bruh
chrome bison
I’m also PM and there’s a lot fewer qualified pms lol
Don’t you need some management etc for those internships ? Those ice seen are like mmmm marketing and management can apply only
sick oar
Don’t you need some management etc for those internships ? Those ice seen are li...
nah they usually like either pm specifically or software eng experience
i had really bad data science + pm related projects for my first one
forest trout
Anyone know Jane street TDO intern’s salary
hardy patrol
it go crazy
earnest hatch
Anyone know Jane street TDO intern’s salary
$150K it's in small writing on the page
forest trout
Oo gotchu ty
cedar pecan
Did you text me?
They haven’t replied to me at all
Oh wait fr
Yeah I don’t think I got anything
What did the message look for you
I looked at my portal and it just says application submitted
earnest hatch
Or that I can still apply at least
thorn quartz
Mertz
random apex
yoyo @quaint bolt
thorn quartz
I feel bad for bro tbh
He was insane in hs and prob thought he had like nfl prospects
Now the entire school just shits on him weekly
😅 maybe we win next year
Ya he’s going to Kentucky
I’m our new qb
jk lul I’d get flattened
fr
U know what’s crazy that volleyball thing
swim locker rooms in hs were wild but no one took pictures
that’s just dumb asf loool
ong
Apparently our women’s volleyball team is insane too
Prob not
This shit be happening too close to me
Wisc alerts
Stabbing
Was directly outside lmao
Maybe I shouldn’t go to the gym at 9tn
I mean I always just assumed I’m not an optimal person to assault
And I’m look around a lot when I walk I’ve been told I look a bit crazed in the mind
I’m sleepy I slept at 8 woke up at 12 for reasons I cannot specify now do I go back to bed (am tired) or is it peanut butter sandwich time
What is the 80
Oh
plz help make decision
Ok I make food tmr leg day I forgot
No like
8pm to 12am
Like I woke up 2jr sgo
Yes
I had to wake up to beat my meat tbh like it was a pressing matter
clever grail
bro
thorn quartz
Decided to make the Pb sandwich
Can’t get thick and dangerous not eating
abs boutta get even blurrier
Go eat
Ik ur not big like that
that’s what I thought
It’s winter and Ik u not tryna woo any females ur in cscd
Anything for that succulent 500 deadlift
those bulbous pythons for arms I do not possess
Oh
I just fixed mine bc of the flu but last yr it was horrible
Like I’d sleep after seeing the sunrise
Stim addiction 🙂
I be procrastinating making my protein shake ngl
Cus it makes me wanna throw up
So I j put off making it
For hours
U know what
I need canned chicken in my life
I’m buying this stuff
Ya but protein from costco optimum nutrition best bang for buck
The ON 5lb bags
Are crazy
This and some pizza rolls
That’s a balanced healthy meal that definitely will not kill me
Made my best gains this summer just eating at home
I was eating half stick of butter on bread cold with cinnamon and sugar for a bit
It was crazy HAHAHAHAHA
I still have the videos
oh
I did that
My roommate does that still semi often
all this shit works I’ve went from 120lb to 165 in a bit over a year and stayed relatively lean
I have the videos somewhere
Of me making it
Was lowkey heat tho
Ya and the fried lowkey
Cereal is insane if u want calories tbh
Oh actually
The most heinous thing was like 6 honey buns after forgetting to eat all day
Getting huge
Ok I’m back in bed snuggled up again
Don’t u need 8 hours sleep
Ok Gn maybe I see u rn
Tn**
thorn quartz
Myprotein is British product (lol) whereas ON is American product 🇺🇸 🦅 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽
cedar pecan
Yeah that’s what I meant
cedar pecan
I’ve just gotta apply to 2-3 places a day at least
hardy patrol
gold standard whey is undefeated
ivory ocean
bro apply, then say you're working on it for 2 weeks, then send him an email w some bs
like "difference in regulatory sentiment between russia and usa: 6.4%, std dev = 0.13%
guarantee he'd think it was real
rapid swan
It’s winter and Ik u not tryna woo any females ur in cscd
had a break up the day before I accepted my offer 
sharp oracle
anyone know why cisco is taking forever to answer are they on a hiring freeze?
thorn quartz
anyone know why cisco is taking forever to answer are they on a hiring freeze?
because they are bad people
thorn quartz
<:okayge:920154290968985610>
my comment might have been too real i think
thorn quartz
had a break up the day before I accepted my offer <:Sadge:888257353219194881>
still got the offer its a W
rapid swan
my comment might have been too real i think
fr no bitches
quaint bolt
yoyo <@426054830562213889>
hello
civic ocean
Do you guys usually respond to emails from companies saying they are going to move forward with ur application and for ex. send a form to schedule an interview, or do u just fill out the form. Idk what’s best practice
hallow scroll
Bag > women hahahaha lol 
rapid swan
:despairsies:
hallow scroll
Do you guys usually respond to emails from companies saying they are going to mo...
I reply
rapid swan
Bag > women hahahaha lol <:despairsies:1032765147908931634> <:despairsies:103276...
wtf most based pfp
hallow scroll
wtf most based pfp
hallow scroll
okay cool, do you just thank them
yea, just say thanks and how im excited to move forward, looking forward to the interview, blah blah blah
doesnt have to be anything formal
i feel like it helps recruiters remember you so youre not interviewee #1312894
HE HAS ANOTHER DESPAIRSIES
CODE RED
CODE RED
DESPARSIES HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT: THIS ISNOT A DRILL
rapid swan
gib desparisies
thorn quartz
source: terminally online male (me)
ivory ocean
I believe in the tyranny of @hearty river and wholeheartedly that he is the rightful supreme leader of all cs majors across the world
clever grail
proud crag
who would actually be beat
best
i know a lot of good ones but none of them would actually want to be supreme leader
static spindle
we should start dating and then break up tomorrow
elfin peak
Bag > women hahahaha lol <:despairsies:1032765147908931634> <:despairsies:103276...
This is true. You can just rent women if you have enough money
hardy patrol
converting rage and spite into motivation is the strongest pushing force
nice
im the type to mix my whey into milk with a paper straw then chew on the unmixed globules of pure powder
wallahi
earnest brook
that hrt oa murdered me
was not as prepared as I thought
it was
alg development
rapid swan
bruh suffer szn
earnest brook
I have now learned my alg development skills are not as good as I thought
yeah
all algorithm type questions
no
it was coding
tbh I didn't even remember applying to hrt
I just knew it was sitting in my inbox
You win some, you lose some
took a SIG oa right after, much easier
two questions, obvious way to do it, more efficient way if you thought about it
one for me could have been one lined, but it would have been a very very ugly one line
very cloudy where I'm at
in good news though, I'm meeting up with a startup I connected to through some former coworkers. Hoping that goes well!
yeah
my friend though has been with them for a year though, so it could go longer
rapid swan
rlly
thats y I only date tech ppl
they want to get in too
tb to when my interviewer asked for my ig
😭 we still follow each other
static spindle
lowkey i think it also makes you more boring as a person
rapid swan
lowkey i think it also makes you more boring as a person
its hard to have hobbies
my hobby is discord
pizza based
wtf
OP
static spindle
what
rapid swan
I just walk to pretty places together and count that as date
static spindle
ngl
rapid swan
even ur date ideas are grindy wtf 🚿
static spindle
if you can convince a girl to go on a lego date
they were already head over heels for u
rapid swan
wdym
who wouldnt wanna go on a lego date
:om
??
u were building the queen pieces too
what being good at behaviorals does to a mf
me choosing between my 5 hoodies
I just started skyrim modding again
nature is healing
hobbies coming back
assert dominance with company hoodie
maybe thats a good thing
literally
rapid swan
lc hard moment
static spindle
me when the labs are cockroach
hardy patrol
how
static spindle
bro tryna seduce his way into cockroach labs
static spindle
5 MONTHS??
cedar pecan
yeah nah im not doing that
I cannot even do lt medium sometimes
lt Hard is acc wild
who even ask leetcode hard
like bruh
alright but I mean not like faang I mean
ofc they would
but goldman sachs is their not level
hardy patrol
wouldve killed myself
cedar pecan
goldman sachs is just a bit ahead of banks
static spindle
mfs have a taste of french food and immediately start contemplating suicide
cedar pecan
I am trying to think of all the good banks to apply to so far I have: Wells Fargo, BoFa, Visa, Mastercard, Fildelity, JP Morgan, and Citi
anyone know else
static spindle
ye jpmc done 
cedar pecan
yeah I got rejected from jpmc
cedar pecan
wait is c1 done?
static spindle
wait is c1 done?
theyve been done for the past 3 months
static spindle
yeah bro, recruiter said they only hire Leos
cedar pecan
ill apply to microsfot
earnest hatch
ye jpmc done <:sadge:747169038911930418>
Wait really? Applications for JPMC still appear to be up https://careers.jpmorgan.com/us/en/students/programs/software-engineer-summer
static spindle
Wait really? Applications for JPMC still appear to be up https://careers.jpmorga...
There was a wave of rejections a couple days ago, so I think everyone who applies now gets rejected
north portal
