2023_summer

[ivory ocean]

4

they didn't invite me to phone so I called them.. they don't appreciate that

i guess 2sig doesn't want go-getters

[uneven sand]

c1 -> 2sig -> c3 -> 4chan -> 5 rings -> 6 flags -> 78 capital -> title ix violation -> tencent

undisputed pipeline

[ivory ocean]

that's the goat one

wbu

oh wait you said already my bad

you'll get something dw you seem smart

if you don't then I will personally reject my amazon one so you get off waitlist

it rlly does

I'm just grinding til I can finally get my dream job, clicking ads at a click farm

HOLY SHIT GENIUS IDEA

make some meh-level feature for a social media company

hire clickfarms to make it seem as though people use the feature a ton

get made L7

❤️

[ivory ocean]

give

Idk which is better

[north portal]

hard reject

that interview was hard

[fluid ore]

Does datadog call to reject?

[grand briar]

Once or maybe 1 000 000 000 times there was a boy called Ben. Ben had a dog that he had dressed up in an alpaca suit and then he had eaten it. Then all of a sudden Australia floated down up into the sky and then all the computers went feral and started eating cheese. They and ate and ate and ate and ate and then they all blew up. Then Ben sneezed and the world blew up and the Adam Sandler (In the movie Click) used his remote to rewind time to the age of dinosaurs and he got eaten up by a piece of dirt. The piece of dirt then used the remote to go back to the present day where all the fish were trying to protest so they could go to school and become institutionalised young piranhas who ate all the people who weren’t tree huggers and then they hugged the tree huggers. Soon all the tree huggers got shotguns and blew up themselves and the piranhas. Unlickily or maybe just a tiny bit luckily there was one piranha left that looked like this: ()(but the fish had a face lift so it looked like this: [][. Then Ben went to the park and ate pizza that was falling from the ground and then he saw retarded monkeys saying things like “gurgle gurgle flippity gloo cobble wobble shingy shong”. Ben got thirsty and hungry so he bought heaps of coke and slabs of chocolate from Idiotic Green Antelopes (I.G.A.). Then Ben went sugar high and chopped off his head so he could go to level 7 at Princess Margaret Hospital in Western Australia. The End!

This is the second paragraph. Please take your time reading because there is a very funny joke in it. After painstaking surgery, Ben was as good as new. Ben went to a penguin suit shop and bought a penguin suit. Then he went to a pet shop and bought two Siamese fighting fish who were mauling each other. Soon one got killed and the victor called Victor said “Hooray I won so I will have an extreme makeover so I can look like this: {}{!” But then the dead fish called Dead Fish said “Then I want to have a makeover so I can look like this: ()(!”Then Ben downloaded pirated music onto his I-pod and went to jail. Then his Siamese fighting fish bashed up all the guards in the jail and Ben could go home. Suddenly the world crashed into Venus which crashed into Mercury which crashed into the sun and made the whole multi-verse explode.

[scenic sluice]

real?

what do i say when my recruiter asked why i renege

he was super nice so i feel bad going ghost

[north portal]

Just say u chose a different area of computer science to focus on, or that you decided to choose another place for a specific skill and are open to coming back to X company later next year

They understand

[bleak shuttle]

Anybody got rejected after salesforce final? How long did they take to respond?

[clever grail]

depends on the recruiter

[earnest hatch]

Knowing that info won't help

Follow up if it's been a week since final

[bleak shuttle]

2 weeks but last week was thanksgiving

Aight gonna email tomorrow

[muted summit]

this being taken on a shitty camera makes it even more funny

how do you think your hrt final went

best of luck my guy

[haughty cradle]

there's no way that's real

[grand dagger]

anyone know where i can get a citadel water bottle? mine broke and they refuse to respond when i email their counterparty relations address

[tulip aspen]

google

[next temple]

people still getting google interviews ?

[hallow scroll]

seems like theyre incredibly selective this year

[next temple]

just submitted my application lmao

[hallow scroll]

gl

[next temple]

Thanks ❤️

I think its seperate and closed

[obsidian olive]

cs careers mid

[next temple]

not sure tho doesnt hurt to apply for ummer anyways

[crisp orbit]

amzn discord

[crisp orbit]

i have a piazza link but it only works for my uni -- try asking some1 at ur uni for it

or you can get an offer to get the yeti mug haha

[round spire]

just asking for a friend: did u receive a recruiter email (possibly from Y.G) along with the CodeSignal when you applied?

[rich wraith]

anyone else get ghosted by their Bloomberg recruiter after the recruiter asked for 3rd round availability dates? (replied to the email but haven't heard back in a week 😕 )

[real sedge]

Sucks lol

[random apex]

anyone knows which teams/projects in google are open for hiring rn?

[clever grail]

@brazen tangle hasn’t opened

[lean magnet]

anyone know whats better between riot games and amazon

software engineer intern

or do u mean team

i do have one more internship term after next summer so lowkey leaning toward riot and then getting something like amazon for the next one

yea thats what im thinking as well

only reason i would take amazon over riot is name

lmaoo i think u can

[ivory ocean]

Uh oh

[lean magnet]

58.40

whopps wrong comment reply

but yea i dont think im going to do full time at either

they give a wfh stipend but its a remote internship

yea true

[ivory ocean]

Car

[lean magnet]

thats true as well, will prob pick riot then

thanks for the help :)

yea riot seems to be more stable rn

[plush girder]

riot mmo

[white urchin]

Ferrari wec?

[spice jetty]

come to apple.

[ivory ocean]

ye

its hot

[hardy patrol]

how am i supposed to afford this on 35/hr lol

[hot venture]

Where are u finding these? The prices are ludicrous, I lived in BOS this summer for ~2k CAD a month in a large furnished unit right by Harvard campus. Found on Airbnb

[hardy patrol]

company provided options

did you airbnb for your internship

[hot venture]

Yes

[hardy patrol]

would you genuinely recommend it

always thought airbnbs were like some dingy room in someones basement that they quickly renovated with elmers glue

[hot venture]

My experience was great, u gotta look early tho cuz they go fast

[scenic sluice]

nope

i airbnbs last year and it was the nicest place ive ever stayed

just depends on location / host obv

[hot venture]

The closer to ur internship date u start looking, the more likely this will be the case

[scenic sluice]

eh i got an airbnb half way through my internship cause i got kicked out of my apartment lol

but also not a very competitive area in general

[hot venture]

BOS is hella competitive, tho less so in the summer

We had one place we decided on, the next morning it had been taken

[scenic sluice]

oof yeah i've heard boston is pretty expensive

[hot venture]

So u just gotta be fast and decisive, the reviews are pretty indicative of how good the place will be

[crude hemlock]

by any chance you're an incoming intern for Fulcrum Therapeutics?

[spice jetty]

ive been talking sm shit high key but its honestly bc i dont like the bay area. in terms of work and who youre learning from? i am super grateful to be there. there is a lot going on at apple and you will be challenged. furthermore, everyone is super happy to tell you about what theyre working on (to an extent bc well we are a culture of secrecy 😭 ) but you do learn a lot from these knowledge transfers. also your prospective team seems really fucking sexy and im jealous lmfao

to all the ppl ive met who have interned at apple, no one complains abt the work itself ofc, its just the bay area 💀

also you cant beat the stability of the company at all and your team seems to be highly applicable to other companies so you should be okay taking ur skills elsewhere as opposed to most who might get stuck in ios dev for the most part if they stay there long enough (me 💀 )

there is a lot of headcount issues rn for the kids that are

going into full time tho

so im a little worried about that

but the recession might bear similar impacts for palantir as well

so its more like

what you prefer working on

at this point

oh cool my dude yea go to apple fs everyone ive seen based out of the uk seems excellent

[ivory ocean]

Fuck Bay Area

Why do people hate Bay Area tho

I mean I hate any VHCOL

[spice jetty]

im from chicago 😭 im used to good public transportation and i also cant drive but idk why other ppl hate it

[ivory ocean]

Oh I can drive

So I can check that box

I’d assume cost

[spice jetty]

i didnt mind sf

[ivory ocean]

I decided awhile ago I’d never move to Bay Area without a salary in excess of 2 million per year

Considering I looked at housing out there and a 300 sqft condo was like 380k

[spice jetty]

yea its incredibly difficult to rlly build wealth over there if you dont have family there already as well

[astral dew]

Do them all

[bleak shuttle]

Thanks for checking in! HM and his team provided me some great feedback from your interviews. HM is out of the office this week, but I will have an update for you early next week. Thank you for your patience!

^ is it a good thing?

Sounds good to me

[leaden pawn]

does anyone know if microsoft explore tends to fill up quick? friend is deciding between a dec vs. jan interview date and they have no idea what leetcode is

[hallow scroll]

I doubt a recruiter would say great feedback and that feedback being they don’t want to hire you

Don’t celebrate just yet but sounds quite positive

[bleak shuttle]

Yeah exactly, but again, they wouldn't really talk about feedback being great when I just asked if they had any updates.

They could just say HM is out so we'll let you know next week

But yeah, not getting too excited

[tardy ridge]

Anyone else here waiting for C1 offer

I’ve been waiting for almost 3 weeks now

[astral dew]

I chose a Jan interview date last year. I kept seeing people announce offers on LinkedIn so I think it does fill up quick

[tardy ridge]

And my recruiter hasn’t responded to 2 of my follow up emails lol

[astral dew]

Also, if it’s first round/phone be prepared for the brain teasers…”how would u move a mountain” type questions

[leaden pawn]

friend actually somehow got moved to final round without a phone screen? seems like final asks for lc and stuff, so they're leaning on interviewing in jan. mind if i dm you?

[astral dew]

Sure

[leaden pawn]

ty!

[soft basin]

did yall see kanye on the alex jones show?

mans def getting pulled off spotify now

[quaint bolt]

they tend to stop around thaksgiving break so the sooner your friend does it the better imo

I'd try to speedrun some lc easies and aim for a pre-christmas interview date

[leaden pawn]

oh damn really? not sure why they'd give an option for a jan interview date as well then. i was hoping microsoft would be as slow as they are for regular internships

[steel moon]

L bozo

[hardy patrol]

what he say

[soft basin]

"They did good things too, we've gotta stop dissing nazis all the time" - kanye west 😭

[hardy patrol]

bro picking the worst dialogue options

[soft basin]

he’s not recovering

[hardy patrol]

mbdtf 2 isnt enough to pull him out the twilight zone

[astral dew]

Honestly don’t really know. Like I had 2 certifications on my resume and got explore phone. But also heard of others who got projects on theirs but get ghosted

[main kiln]

Hey people, I have a 90min interview with SIG (it's the 2nd round) does anyone know what to expect?(Review of OA, live coding, technical questions etc..) I was told I'll be meeting with 2 software engineers but that's pretty much it

[somber solstice]

why does Kanye keep going 😥

[gray wolf]

does anyone have resume templates that stand out more than Jake's resume?

[mystic depot]

https://tenor.com/view/shiba-inu-shiba-shibe-ruocgiff-gif-26207114

hello chat

[earnest hatch]

Yeah, but I won't share since then I'll have more competition

[gray wolf]

lmfaoo

[mystic depot]

legendary 😎

[gray wolf]

i beg you bless a man

loool

[brisk zinc]

any good companies still hiring rn

[sinful locust]

Yeah theres a few

Check the pittcsc list

few decent names still rolling ig

[north portal]

hey leave his music alone

its fire

[north portal]

mans gonna have to create the greatest album of all time

to come back

[soft basin]

unnecessary dickriding

[hardy patrol]

i mean ill still listen to college dropout and LR

his new shit was ass anyway

[sharp sedge]

thats not gonna happen lol

literally ever

i will personally go protest on the streets if thathappens

[soft basin]

dick ridaaaa

[hardy patrol]

his username literally meat rider

[somber solstice]

tooth hates krishna

he is the OPs

[hardy patrol]

bro joined just to wage war

cscd god of war

[hallow scroll]

bruh wtf 💀

@honest spire do u know them

he joined and not even 2 minutes later

i think he want you 😍

we like krishna

[bleak shuttle]

isn't Krishna a hindu god?

nvm then lmao

[proud whale]

Yo yo

Has anyone done confluent phone

[obsidian sedge]

What is wrong with y'all

@trail gulch you're so obviously an alt

Just making yourself look like an idiot bruh 💀

Imagine shitting on people about whether or not they have an offer yet or not

Weird as fuck behavior

Y'all are the reason why cs majors are looked down on by the rest of the world

Exemplifying perfectly the toxic cesspool type behavior that ruins cs related communities

You just joined this server today

You're an alt who came to hide behind a screen like a pussy and talk shit

It's so obvious

You haven't even finished your first 24 hours you bozo

[hallow scroll]

hes obv an alt for the guy that talked earlier

he said the same thing

[obsidian sedge]

Why are you shitting on someone who did nothing to you

Hiding behind an alt because you're a pussy

You really think you did something with this, all you did was make yourself look extremely silly

I promise you everyone reading this is laughing at how pathetic you're acting rn

Grow up

Go touch some grass you dunce

[hallow scroll]

Poo making another alt to join the server

Poo projecting

[obsidian sedge]

Just let him make himself look extremely stupid @hallow scroll

honestly

[hallow scroll]

offerless behavior

[obsidian sedge]

This is just hilarious to read how pathetic this is

[hallow scroll]

yea lol

Poo making an alt and calling it Pee

[obsidian sedge]

Needs attention so bad bro got no love as a child 💀

[astral dew]

Lmaoo

[obsidian sedge]

Stfu

You're acting like you're 10 years old

[hallow scroll]

if ur offerless just say dat

[obsidian sedge]

Better keep your mouth shut bozo, you're too scared to use your real account so you used an alt

[astral dew]

Lol u corny 😭

[hallow scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/timbersshivered-yikers-gif-23072365

[obsidian sedge]

You can't back up your shit talking can you

You just hide behind a screen

[hallow scroll]

Poo calling us a cunt

[obsidian sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/gumball-discord-mod-gif-22325292

This is you rn

You're pathetic

Nah I'm using my real account unlike you who was so shook that he made an alt just to talk shit

[hallow scroll]

yea but ur just here to be a loser like wyd

[obsidian sedge]

Do you really have nothing better going on in your life that you feel the need to make a whole ass alt just to get a hint of attention by shitting on someone who did nothing to you

That's depressing as hell

Using an alt proves you're a pussy

[astral dew]

Tf that u have multiple accounts….

[obsidian sedge]

And you're admitting you're an alt

And this is your other alt

[hallow scroll]

Poo just jealous

[astral dew]

Yet ur here in this server on an alt account…

[obsidian sedge]

So you made TWO alt accounts to shit on someone

[hallow scroll]

💀

[obsidian sedge]

That's so depressing dawg what is wrong with you

[astral dew]

The meat munchin is crazy 😭😭

[obsidian sedge]

You have nothing better to do but get TWO alt accounts to shit on someone who did nothing to you

Literally nothing better to do

You're sad bud

[somber solstice]

damn they salty

[obsidian sedge]

Keep making yourself look pathetic please its hilarious

You're so mad

So Salty

so pathetic

so sad

[obsidian sedge]

I promise you everyone is laughing at your stupid ass for how stupid you look

So now you're just being straight racist

Wow

@worn bear @quaint bolt

Nah you just made yourself look stupid

[hallow scroll]

^^

[muted summit]

i think the best thing to do is ignore this kid and not reply to anything so he doesnt get the attention he wants fed to him

simply just stop replying

[hallow scroll]

salat how was class

[obsidian sedge]

The only point you got across is that you're an idiot

yes

[obsidian sedge]

tru

u right

[obsidian sedge]

^^^

what class is it

[hallow scroll]

^^

so true mikan did you get resincded yety...

I did 🙁

[obsidian sedge]

@wary whale ignore

[hallow scroll]

I got deliverer I think my wlb might be a little better

[obsidian sedge]

https://youtu.be/dm_jEHn_2xk manifesting 🙏

sushi stop

just stop responding to him

Not sure

[hallow scroll]

nope

[burnt quest]

has anyone had final round for ubs internship?

[sinful locust]

What are companies that gives out OAs?

[deft plinth]

if your interviewer is 10 mins late to a 45 min interview

when do you dip lol

[somber solstice]

40 minutes

[sinful locust]

Ask the people who interview at Bloomberg...

[quaint bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/wagon-man-gif-19438449

[obsidian sedge]

Thank you mr wagons

[hardy patrol]

oh bruh was he genuinely beefing

my geiger counter for irony is broken in this server i thought you two knew each other

[gloomy plover]

wait for the whole period to pass

and apply to more roles in the meantime

time is money

[hexed imp]

how many rounds are there after the first oa?

[devout jewel]

anyone know how long it takes to hear back after two sigma phone

[sand coral]

1

[north portal]

1

oh pog

[thorn quartz]

Damn I missed sm1 needing

Beefing

[civic ocean]

has anyone here interned/interviewed at PTC

[thorn quartz]

Freaking noob recruiter CR won’t get back to me quick enough !!! 👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽

Oh fuck that was from yesterday

[obsidian sedge]

Enjoy 🍪

[north portal]

I do not

My gpa is In shambles

Actually no all my core premed courses are good

It’s everything outside of that that I suck at

Mcat matters a lot if I get a good enough score like 520+ I’ll be chilling

[hollow field]

Blue lock is real 🔥 🔥

Gpa very heavy too tho

[north portal]

Kinda

Good mcat score let’s u have more leeway with gpa

[hollow field]

Top candidates have good both

Lol

[hallow scroll]

netflix get this man out of zon

[hollow field]

didn’t u have final already

[proud whale]

How is confluent technicals

[gloomy plover]

This week has been so dead for me

[bleak storm]

easy, dm for more info =)))

[gloomy plover]

Got a target retail hirevue ftw

[earnest hatch]

What's up with Untapped posting a lot of roles that require you to apply externally lately

They should label these types of listings as external and replace the "quick apply" button with "Apply (Externally"

[gloomy plover]

Don’t do it xd

Waste of time

[woeful lynx]

Hahah did anyone else also get Zooms “recruiters are still actively reviewing resumes” email a second time?

[granite fulcrum]

Who is the Camille farmer

[kind lagoon]

ah so you are also getting the email

[robust bridge]

zoom can't just send me the oa huh

[gloomy plover]

I cold emailed her lol

Ig need to find someone else

[wide socket]

their clowinin

lmao

[dusk gorge]

has anyone interviewed with mark43 before?

[worn bear]

i also got the email

🥺

zoom plz

[graceful tulip]

does anyone know if riot does off season? since they’re remote

[small kelp]

they dont

[graceful tulip]

did you ask recruiter?

[small kelp]

mmhm

[graceful tulip]

rip

[hallow scroll]

ate\

[kindred tartan]

Is there any JP Morgan discord?

[static spindle]

https://discord.gg/rwZjvyRx

[keen phoenix]

I got Zillow reject just now after receiving that email from camile farmer lol

[earnest hatch]

Foreshadowing

Hashicorp needs to stop sending emails about non-tech events

[earnest hatch]

Cold emailed Salesforce

I used "Ohana" in there, so maybe I get a response

[random tide]

atlassian does not do off season

[earnest hatch]

In January when Amazon has better picture of headcount, you're getting off the waitlist

[somber solstice]

waitlisted to amazon

wow

poor krishna

[north portal]

U got it

I believe in u

[cosmic rose]

can i use this in a video

[thorn quartz]

ya im the jobless one

[granite fulcrum]

If I have an offer that expires today but there’s still a good company I haven’t heard back yet, do I sign and then reneg? I feel rly bad if I do so

it’s a rly small trading firm

Yeah they said they’d tell me by EOD by they haven’t

they know I have a deadline

like this morning they said by EOD

[digital bone]

if a company gives you an offer and position gets filled before you accept. Do you get rejected?

[thorn quartz]

j reject me already

[digital bone]

so basically does not accepting an offer right away hurt your chances of getting that internship

[unkempt bloom]

bros i fucking lucked out so bad

holy shit

i got an internship without being good at leetcode

this cant continue

next summer im motivated to study leetcode

[digital bone]

Okay thanks for letting me know

[somber solstice]

bro... how are...

HOW ARE THE DISCORD GRAPHIC DESIGNERS ALLOWED TO DO THIS

actually the font is very readable, but it's so tight it's literally hard to read

it needs to be wider

old was better

holy shid, what is discord smoking

to be less "gamer-y"

bro the new logo is just plain ugly 😭

im cancelling my nitro subscription

they no longer warrant my money

and im shorting them

ikr 😭

[hallow scroll]

msft

do regular msft

[somber solstice]

MSFT then

[hallow scroll]

what fracker said

you'll do more work

this too

[thorn quartz]

yes'

stupid question

[somber solstice]

just do both at the same time

you can... but you really shouldn't

[thorn quartz]

we all know

its wraps for you now

im the biggest hater in this server

[somber solstice]

it'll probably cuck you later on

mihari hates this mf lol

[hallow scroll]

ik people that did the step thing

like remove that it was step

needless to say they are currently very well off

no no

software engineer intern

👍

what

[hallow scroll]

ahts so confusing abt it

noo??

[thorn quartz]

why would u say engineering intern over software engineering intern

[hallow scroll]

yea lol

r u trolling?!?!

[thorn quartz]

mf got google step and msft and asking the goofiest questions

guess im in hell then

[hallow scroll]

?

it wont

ok cool

[scenic sluice]

Smoking drugs with other hand?

[thorn quartz]

yes

[hallow scroll]

bruh

we are

[thorn quartz]

u literally got it

[hallow scroll]

say you were a swe intern

thats it

[thorn quartz]

just put down software engineer intern

[hallow scroll]

take step

simple

[thorn quartz]

at google

no one will givbe a fuck

[hallow scroll]

dawg

[thorn quartz]

na hes trollinhg lmao

yes

[hallow scroll]

yeah ask on blid

make sure to include your TC

💀

[thorn quartz]

was boutta say lmao

funny tho

[bleak shuttle]

isn't that jeremy fragrance?

😭

[hallow scroll]

yes

jeremy fragrance is a swe

[bleak shuttle]

fr?

[scenic sluice]

Who

[bleak shuttle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jhiIGgO_xg&ab_channel=JeremyFragrance

he reviews perfumes

dude literally sniffs people and he knows what perfume they're wearing

is he?

tf didn't know that either

[digital bone]

is there a discord for Microsoft explorer interns?

[heady storm]

does braze call to reject

[hazy slate]

should you negotiate an offer if it's your only one ?

Nothing, just tell them if they would consider paying me higher

it don't hurt to negotiate ?

[digital bone]

anyone have the link to Microsoft regular discord?

[ebon badge]

Would u guys do riot remote, robinhood nyc or Uber

[hardy patrol]

my soul forever shackled in action center limbo with a lone geriatric microsoft HR as the warden

[hazy slate]

what does application transferred mean ?

[hardy patrol]

it means the senior citizen responsible for your app is too busy stamping his checkboard in bingo night to read your resume after 3 months

[hazy slate]

cuz I got the same

[hardy patrol]

bunch of people gave me anecdotes of them hearing back like 4 months after but it sounds like survivorship bias

[hazy slate]

got offer expiring next week, in current interviews w/ a company listing higher pay (but early in the interview process). Should I negotiate w/ this, reneg if I get in w/ 2nd company, or decline ?

[digital bone]

if your action portal says "completed" you got in just an fyi

it'll be on the right hand side under status

[hardy patrol]

i didnt even get phone lol

but i wish it said completed

[frigid gate]

at least u are m3

[hardy patrol]

wym

[frigid gate]

at least your are M3

I'm M2

[hardy patrol]

damn do they leave you on read like that

these companies are foul for having app portals to check your status just not to update them anyway

[frigid gate]

they ghost me for 3 motnh

months

I applied on August 22nd

lol

[near swallow]

They dont leave me on read. I leave em on speechless

💯

[hazy slate]

applied sep 6, on transferred but gon take it as rejected

[hardy patrol]

on the 90 day mark im submitting a support ticket just to harass a real human cause if i have to suffer then they have to too

[granite abyss]

mine dont even say transferred

[hazy slate]

is doing university research better than doing a bad internship?

[frigid gate]

it's depend on what do u want

[hardy patrol]

bad internship?

[frigid gate]

grad school or industry

[hazy slate]

industry

not really tryna go to grad school

[hazy slate]

low pay, small startup, no company fit

[near swallow]

Tbh the question is hard to answer. But if u wanna work in industry then industry exp >>>

Even if the research is interesting and has u coding legit stuff, an internship is team work and accountability

[hazy slate]

hmmm

I've got previous internship/ industry experience

[near swallow]

Now if it’s a school research thing and u want best of both worlds just do research during school year?

[hazy slate]

thinking of switching it up this summer

if I don't land a good internship

[near swallow]

Keep racking up industry exp, this is the worst market since 1969

[near swallow]

This is important then, keep the research as an option

Even if u burn the bridge with a professor / whatever

[hazy slate]

so u think that taking an industry internship better than doing research

research gon make me look intellectual on the resume

[hardy patrol]

i read your reddit post kirb what was your previous finance internship

[near swallow]

Most places and most teams and most companies dont want intellectuals brother they want monkeys

[hazy slate]

lmaoo

[hardy patrol]

baller

[near swallow]

Thank u pls upvote i wanted to go viral

But simps only upvote garbage

[hardy patrol]

gauging how far i can leap with fidelity but clearly the ceiling is limitless

yea shore

[near swallow]

charlie everytime i see ur name i think of song by Eminem

Venom

[hazy slate]

u interview w/ fidelity ?

[hardy patrol]

poisoning your brain with eminem music by proxy

yea i have a return offer

[hazy slate]

intern ?

[hardy patrol]

yuh

[near swallow]

He aint poison bro eminem just taking a break

Sleep 8 hrs and make human connections

[hardy patrol]

as soon as he started minionposting on main hes been in my blackbook

[hazy slate]

is reneging ethical in the current status of the economy ?

[hardy patrol]

me and everyone else will tell you to put yourself first and billion dollar corporations second

if you need to renege to make the bag then fire away

[near swallow]

My advice is not universal cuz i am only one man and i found job in good market. When i had many apps and no offers i just imagined my life, what it would realistically be. And i was ok with it. I knew i would eventually find offer. But maybe would have to work some local 30k salary IT job, no prob. But i had good people in my life at least so find good people

Some people deal with problems thru exercise or meditation or mindset improvement etc. some try to imagine the worst like me and realize the worst is not that bad

Also being handsome helps. Every morning look in the mirror and tell urself

At least i am not ugly

[near swallow]

@hearty river

[hardy patrol]

you mean like 95% of csmajors

[muted summit]

[hardy patrol]

mf with twitter and meta (?) on his rezzie

and you killed them....

switching from utah location to jersey city

10x the crime rate but its like 10 minutes away from manhattan

have you met elon

[bitter flint]

for netflix intern interview

Would sys design be low level or high level?

[hallow scroll]

low level from what ive heard

[bitter flint]

Alrighty

[proud crag]

i gave up for a month

no burnout

[bitter flint]

I am so entirely fucked

[near swallow]

I did netflix onsite for new grad and got OOD

Not actual sys des

What i mean is, if the question can be on leetcode then it is not sys des

If anybody dm’s asking the question i will send u this

[hallow scroll]

he wasn't lying guys

[scenic sluice]

should i take a B in my graduate level math class, and not do the last HW and final to focus on other classes, or shoot for an A? I would need an A on the last HW and Final to make a 90 in the class.

[north portal]

shoot for an A

if u dont get a B is fine

but aim for the best grades u can get

[near swallow]

[earnest hatch]

Just DM him the answers, admins won't know

[devout forge]

anyone knows if citadel does off cycle internships?

[near swallow]

no cuz i was dumb

[hallow scroll]

yes

if you pass resume screen they ask if you want fall or spring or whatever

[rapid notch]

how much time citadel take to get back after oa? I gave oa day before yesterday.

[outer turtle]

I gave up on 2023

See you next year

Hope recession ends

[hallow scroll]

no amazon?

i saw u in server

[cinder girder]

https://tenor.com/view/carrying-boxes-viralhog-amazon-delivery-fail-delivery-man-slip-gif-17688506

[outer turtle]

I think they will rescind according to someone's sources

[hallow scroll]

ah ok well thats what everyones been saying lol its all doom in gloom in there

also most of the sources are reddit/blind lol wouldnt believe anything there unless its verified info

[outer turtle]

I hope they are wrong, but in my reality, I have no offer until the day I start the internship

[sinful locust]

yo

patrick

[hallow scroll]

yeah thats true

[outer turtle]

🫡

[sinful locust]

did you verify your phone

[proud crag]

what is ood

[outer turtle]

Yeah it was not an easy task

[proud crag]

is that like "make a class to do xyz"

[soft basin]

u didn’t get offer already?

[outer turtle]

I was waiting for your response

[soft basin]

i’m not ready to believe sources for intern rescinding

[outer turtle]

I did, but getting rescinded in my reality

[soft basin]

idt i’ll get rescinded

[weak wadi]

it's a rough time all around

[soft basin]

i feel my team placement is safer

[outer turtle]

AWS?

[soft basin]

ye

[hallow scroll]

aws gang

wait noodles which org again idk if i asked

[weak wadi]

there's rumors of Google doing layoffs soon, not confirmed yet though, just saw it on Blind

[soft basin]

i’ve never been on blind and i plan to keep it that way

[proud crag]

i thout there were news articles about google cranking up their PIP to 6%

rather than 2%

insted of layof

[outer turtle]

What's your opinion on Amazon going all in on AWS and closing their retail?

[weak wadi]

They've been keeping their Intern -> FT employee return candidates in limbo since last summer

[outer turtle]

That way we could all get offers

[sinful locust]

I forgor 💀

[proud crag]

my family member works for retail as swe

u gotta keep it up

hes a manager soon

then i can nepotism my way into da cumpany

[outer turtle]

Oh yeah if that's the case, let's keep retail business open

[dense tinsel]

i realize i will have lots of msgs here by the time im a freshman

[uneven sand]

sawyer

[dense tinsel]

💀 wha-

[sinful locust]

thats @flint mountain

[proud crag]

its not quite pip

[uneven sand]

they launched a new rating system earlier this year

[proud crag]

but they have buckets for their differnet performance evals and the bottom one is gonna grow to 6 % i thonk

[uneven sand]

there are now 2 buckets below satisfactory which are 2% and 4(?)%

[proud crag]

could u imagine google clout but you actually have to get off ur ass and make stuff if you work there? that wouudl be a great future

pip would be good for google

clean out da rent seekers

[uneven sand]

the second lowest bucket is supposed to be like a "hey you're not doing so great maybe we need to fix something"

bottom one is basically pip i think

[proud crag]

zon has that i think

called the dev plan

[uneven sand]

zon is 6% pip

[dense tinsel]

80/20 rule

20% of devs do 80% of the work

comma.ai has 20 SWEs

yet its cracked

[outer turtle]

Please all subscribe to Amazon Prime

[proud crag]

i hate the 80 20 rule its the most dogmatic thing ever

doenst apply to everything

[dense tinsel]

last year i simped for pokimane

but i was like 13 or whatever

[proud crag]

its all conjecture

[dense tinsel]

it applies to a lot of things

[proud crag]

unless actually observed and quantified

[uneven sand]

holy shit you turned 15

[dense tinsel]

its not scientific its just a good mantra

[dense tinsel]

yeah a few days ago

[outer turtle]

She the best streamer

[weak wadi]

pls don't change microsoft ,
good WLB is what i live for

[proud crag]

its a belief people shoehorn every part of their life into

[proud crag]

why have wlb under age 30

[uneven sand]

azure

[weak wadi]

so I can have fun before my body starts going downhill

[near swallow]

Design tag on LC

[weak wadi]

while still getting paid a decent wage

[uneven sand]

kirb 300

make kirb 300 into a website like neetcode

[near swallow]

350 !!!

i can't, i don't write html

bad for the soul

[uneven sand]

do it in php

*hack

[near swallow]

dont u dare say that word

[weak wadi]

i'm WebXT

same stuff

[proud crag]

i wish i could be old rn and then be in my 20s after im mid career, at the moment i feel like im wasting my 6 pack

[uneven sand]

give it to me

[proud crag]

ok

[weak wadi]

the six pack or the webxt position? 🗿

[proud crag]

whats webxt

[hallow scroll]

if i turn kirb350 into a website can u tell me netflix sys des problem

[weak wadi]

think like everything front-end and consumer facing in SWE

web programming

[dense tinsel]

someone once said im trading childhood for tc

i find that hilarious

[proud crag]

ur still a child

[dense tinsel]

and then my dad told me "well yeah, delayed gratification"

[proud crag]

ur literlallly 12

[dense tinsel]

im not really a child tho

almost young adult

child is like 10 and under, no?

[proud crag]

go make a raft out of sticks in the forest

[near swallow]

[hallow scroll]

I was expecting the other emoji.

[muted summit]

time to do kirb 350 over winter break

[proud crag]

delayed gratification means ur skill issued in cs. my friend got a 20/hr internship as a high schooler, u should start applying to local companies

make 15-20 an hour as intern in hs

[muted summit]

gonna be kirbing

[hallow scroll]

this is my plan

[proud crag]

then when u ge tinto college lie about ur graudation date

[dense tinsel]

i got an offer from some startup

for 20 an hour

[proud crag]

baste

[hallow scroll]

winter break Iw ill finnally be free

[dense tinsel]

but

[hallow scroll]

no school no internship

just leetcode

[proud crag]

how is that delayed gratification

[muted summit]

and then we end up kirbing at zon in the summer

[proud crag]

thats good pay TODAY

[dense tinsel]

i didnt feel like doing it so nah

[hallow scroll]

not u cuz youre getting g match

[dense tinsel]

i wanted to focus on my skills more

[proud crag]

ur a troll

[muted summit]

google is scary rn

[hallow scroll]

so is zon

[dense tinsel]

plus, the ceo is like

15

and somehow vc backed

so i ddint like

[muted summit]

[dense tinsel]

really turst that

*trust that

100%

and he would pay me after they raised money

so

goofy

[proud crag]

that sounds like u never were gonan get 20

dont work unless u sign a contract sayign u get paid

[dense tinsel]

the contract was a discord dm

it felt pretty informal

[outer turtle]

1% equity is pretty good

[weak wadi]

wait

.3% and .8% do not equal 1%

[proud crag]

i do not see a 20/hr number

[hallow scroll]

mfs wanna start a company but cant count

[proud crag]

i see getting paid in monopoly dollars

[proud crag]

he knows his sig figs

i respect it

[weak wadi]

ask him what 550/2 is

if he answers 225 run

[hallow scroll]

if he pays you he pays you 👍

[dense tinsel]

25 bucks is good or no

ive heard very good for 15 year old but in terms of like

dev jobs

i was told only accept 60 perh our+

[hallow scroll]

back in hs i did freelancing and I did an entire site for a guy, he paid me for the first half and after working my ass off to get it done by his deadline he said no and didn't pay me the second half

[muted summit]

if you actually get paid its good

[hallow scroll]

was very

[muted summit]

salary doesnt matter

its about the experience

[hallow scroll]

yea

[proud crag]

"once we make money"

[proud crag]

wasnt i the one who said this? 😂

[hallow scroll]

if the work/goal of the place is cool i wouldnt care about the salary

[proud crag]

its 70/hr minimum now

inflation

know your worht

[muted summit]

💯

[gloomy plover]

When is it too late to get an internship? Ig its may then?

[proud crag]

june

is too late

no

july

[gloomy plover]

Sounds right

[proud crag]

before then u can still get one

[gloomy plover]

Depends on their timeline

[proud crag]

my friend aplied like sep 1 and starte dwork like sep 12

[gloomy plover]

Mostly June, july - September

Holy shit

[proud crag]

for a car battery company

[gloomy plover]

Swe?

[proud crag]

ye

[gloomy plover]

Crazy

[proud crag]

companies procrastinate too 😂

[rapid notch]

I applied for Walmart global tech recruiter I passed both the assessments and recruiter sent me email to fill to fill pre interview form then after one week I got “thank you for your interest “ email. Does anyone of you guys faced this?

[gloomy plover]

Yea I think I’m making good progress and repeated practice

[proud crag]

he makes "between 30 and 40 an hour"

[gloomy plover]

Was this for new grad?

[proud crag]

no its for uintern

[rapid notch]

No sde 2 intern

[gloomy plover]

Oh snap

Neat way

[proud crag]

oh my bad

email them bac

"gib job or i gob"

ah rip

thats a rejection

just worded shittily so u dont sue them

[rapid notch]

After passed both of those assessments

??

[gloomy plover]

Congrats lmfao

I got two target retail hirevues

The target swe intern didn’t even reply yet

[proud crag]

target reminds me of yugioh carfds

[gloomy plover]

Jesus

[proud crag]

someitmes mom would buy me some

if i asked nicely

[gloomy plover]

And card jitsu packs

[proud crag]

and i could sit in the shopping cart

[gloomy plover]

And makeup products

[proud crag]

i never bought makeup

[gloomy plover]

No I just vividly remember that aisle

So bright with lights

[rapid notch]

Should I email them them back or what

😝😝

[gloomy plover]

Do it

[earnest hatch]

Only once in a while, search cscareers.dev blog and there's a post on it

[glad remnant]

everyday one company

is the ritual

[spring frost]

hi A recruiter I know wants to hire a contracted developer for just this one project described here. Idk what the compensation is but if you think you could do this project lmk and I'll get you in contact

[astral dew]

https://tenor.com/view/sus-suspicious-hmm-hmmmm-hmmm-gif-24729433

[mossy compass]

gonna contract dev for a single day project

[devout forge]

Anyone still waiting to hear back from Linkedin (fullstack)? :"

[spring frost]

im being fr😭 it’s for a friend but here’s ss instead of a download

[mossy compass]

is this recruiter trying to cheat a hackathon or what

[spring frost]

bro what😭

[mossy compass]

it’s like 2 days of work to make that happen lol

why contract a dev

[spring frost]

im not sure… i think thats why shes asking college students, i would do it but im busy w classes

youd just get paid for the one project it’s basically a gig

[mossy compass]

i’d do it but gotta pay decent cause i’m lazy

[spring frost]

tbh idk comp but ill ask, she works for stealth startup

[narrow ice]

anyone else still havent heard back from atlassian after final

[spring frost]

idk!! I texted to ask

ill lyk if it's 30+ lol. here's her linkedin tho: https://www.linkedin.com/in/maureenlei/

[mossy compass]

lmk what u hear regardless i might have time i’ll see

lol looks like intern is tryna contract her work

[glad remnant]

nope

[spring frost]

idtso, i believe it's just for a project for their team cus she isnt a dev anyways

[mossy compass]

lol ya just saw intern and thought it was funny

can’t connect tho cause not premium

[glad remnant]

but other people ik have had

[spring frost]

lool ok ill just dm u comp when i hear back

[earnest hatch]

Why does this look like a company OA exercise

[mossy compass]

shopify oa vibes

[spring frost]

i literally thought the same thing when she sent it but apparently thats just the project description

[earnest brook]

bruh this application doesn't include my university as an option 😡

[glad remnant]

guys, keep checking your promotions too

my friend got his paypal interview in promotions

he missed it

[mossy compass]

apple mail app

[glad remnant]

and he missed the netflix security eng codesignal because that came in spam

[mossy compass]

your friend either has shit luck or he dumb as bricks lol

[glad remnant]

promotions is understandable

but spam?

[mossy compass]

i check spam daily cause i’m paranoid

[glad remnant]

I only get mails from the nigerian prince in spam

[mossy compass]

some spam messages are

[plush fiber]

Guys I have my mathworks phone screen in 8 hours help 😭

if anyone has advice please let me know !!!

[vocal junco]

anyone done fidelity’s phone?

idk if it’s even a real phone someone at fidelity texted me and said he wants to talk maybe it’s a pre phone?😭

now i’m a bit nervous 😭

mine is next week too

but i applied w referral

na

[spring frost]

she replied and said 40/hr lmao

but i had a few ppl reach out in dm already idt she’ll need any more

[scenic sluice]

I didnt even do that on my phone lol

Just asking about exp mainly

And we talked about football for like 10 minutes

[hollow field]

What team

[winter pecan]

@scenic sluice yodie gang swe intern

[gloomy plover]

The place I interviewed at is 45/hour

[astral dew]

W interviewer!

[dull thunder]

did google start team matching today? 😄

[near hare]

i had my final interview with cap one like 2 days ago, is there any chance i get an offer or are they full?

[unkempt bloom]

where?

[dull thunder]

i saw someone process a team match 😮

[devout jewel]

I think that means they got to team match

[gloomy plover]

Cdk global

[dull thunder]

sad hours 🥲

[gloomy plover]

Well not interview , more like campus recruiter screen

[sly sparrow]

is doordash still hiring?

which company is still hirgin

[leaden seal]

How long until Amazon's reaches back to me after completing the OA? Could someone share their experience?

Why though?

[static spindle]

bro living under a rock fr fr

[leaden seal]

I applied 4 days ago with a referral for UK

I don't what's happening in the USA yes @static spindle

[static spindle]

ah fair. 90% of the people talking here are US/CA so it is usually a safe assumption

[leaden seal]

No worries 😛

[static spindle]

regardless, amazon having mass layoffs in US/CA, and has been watilisting interns since late october I believe

incoming interns are also at risk of being maybe rescinded

(maybe)

so if its anything like that in the UK rn then there is no chance to get in

[leaden seal]

Unfortunately, I am in the same spot with MSFT right now 😦 I did great in the OA + behavioral but I'm in the wait list.. they said they're planning for finals in 2 weeks but it's not confirmed.

[leaden seal]

I see.. hopefully it's not then!

[static spindle]

that's funny, microsoft is better about that in the US, I think

but amazon is in a fucky situation

[leaden seal]

lmao

[vagrant rain]

msft and apple probably have the more recession-proof business models

[leaden seal]

hopefully i'll receive an invitation for the finals 😄

[astral dew]

Facts

Apple ecosystem is so strong

Like I was so shocked when I found out that half of Warren buffet portfolio is Apple stock

Only tech stock he invests in I believe

That’s some strong trust in Apple 💯

[ivory ocean]

Can someone help me w some networking hw? It’s probability of collisions on a LAN

Peez

[north portal]

tbh tho

Apples revenue streams are too diverse for them to take a significant hit even in a recession

[ivory ocean]

I mean I feel like Amazon meets that and they’re not fine

[north portal]

Apple is way more than amazon tho

like even Meta, Google, and most other tech companies dont really stack up to Apple's product portfolio

i think Microsofts the only one cuz of xbox and surface studio

[astral dew]

Exactly 💯 no one gonna disrupt them tbh. Apple consumers loyal asf lol

[north portal]

no one is recession proof, but some are more prone to recessions than others

if Apple falls, we are fucked tbh

last line of defense type shit

[astral dew]

I mean Amazon just reported their biggest Black Friday + cyber Monday sales ever. I think they was being more safe than anything

Also they prob over hired like many

Like regardless of the economy, people gone spend on Amazon

And same with Apple. Like u could tell an Apple user that if u get a Google product, it’ll extend ur life by 15 years and they would not gaf

[north portal]

tech companies shot themselves during covid

they knew they were being inflated

and they tried to take advantage of it

its just not sustainable and its biting them now

[north portal]

me with iphones

they are just convenient as fuck to use when all ur friends have one, i like androids customizability and bootleg apps but i cant bring myself to get one ever

[astral dew]

Yeah Apple is just simple. But from someone who had a Google pixel 7, the camera and tech was far better imo. But the lack of bugs and simplicity with Apple is fine for many

And after using a Mac… Mac > windows by far

And atp u already got Mac and iPhone, might as well get the watch, AirPods, etc lol

[north portal]

apple has just found a balance between not being super outdated technology wise, and being good consumer consumption wise

very smart on their part, they know as long as they maximize the features the users want they can skimp on the latest and greatest

their silicon is fire tho

[north portal]

idk, i dont like macs in general

[astral dew]

1000% agree. Really smart by Apple

[north portal]

its cuz im a windows user for my life, and i cant get over the changes and like lack of gaming compatibility in macs

[astral dew]

Ahhh. Yeah I game on ps5 and only use Mac for development

[north portal]

fire song

[north portal]

oh fair, yea my entire game library is on windows

im thinking of just building a desktop soon and maybe going mac

but frankly, my XPS is good enough

so i cant see myself upgrading for a while

[soft basin]

kanye off twitter now 🥳

[static spindle]

actual twitter ban speedrun

[soft basin]

“but he made graduation”

🤡

[astral dew]

Fair enough. If it ain’t broke don’t fix it

[uneven sand]

Current junior standing student at a t10 cs school. Us citizen. 850 applications so far for 2023 swe internships with relevant research and project experience. Resume done through latex and reviewed by 15+ alumni/industry professionals. Received about 15-20 oas, passed all with all test cases. 400 leetcode problems done and an 840+ codesignal gca score. Only three final rounds so far, did well on all three then completely ghosted. Is the cycle this bad that I won't be able to get an offer? Seriously considering just giving up and pursuing academia instead if this is the state of the job market. I'm aware of the current tech recession but still this is absolutely insane it feels like there's no way I'll ever get an offer no matter what I do. Went to all the career fairs at my university but they weren't helpful at all and I got no callbacks.

[somber solstice]

damn...

[sand coral]

This person is actually a freshman but “junior standing” 🤡

[late terrace]

the anti wecu

[somber solstice]

this guy is me but with good uni

more lc

and more codesignal

and more resume reviewers

but awfully similar ....

WAIT 850 APPLICATION

WTF

[uneven sand]

mit

[somber solstice]

ok

idk what's wrong tbh

i think ur just bad luck

i would just gg go next

and maybe do quant which thrives in recessions

[late terrace]

its not him, its from r/csmajors

[somber solstice]

oh lol

[past comet]

I sent my availability to apple recruiter on Tuesday and havent heard back. Should i follow up again ?

[hollow sorrel]

what's the recruiting process for bloomberg? how many interviews in total ? for swe internship pls

[unkempt bloom]

is it possible to extend offer deadline?

if so, what reason do i give

[woven hazel]

or spam

weird af

[past comet]

Got it

thanks

[north portal]

skill issue

[earnest hatch]

Never use school emails for job apps.
Their internal spam filter might be blocking the emails from getting to you

[hollow sorrel]

he's trolling

[uneven sand]

who's trolling

[north portal]

him

😔

Me with Riot

Im gonna send them a follow up today

[hallow scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/snoopy-givin-out-friday-hugs-have-a-great-weekend-hearts-hug-gif-17066909

[north portal]

all the hugs in the world cannot stop my rippling depression over application season.

[soft basin]

go japan

[north portal]

The blue lock is real

[hardy patrol]

waiting 3 hours to use a single machine at the gym on a weekday morning

crippling downsides of living in a dense city

how many actually go

next months gonna be the fucking worst

all the new years resolutioners in full force

nice

i bought a home gym for like 1.4k then realized i have nowhere to put it

back at the gym now

nyc moment

[scenic sluice]

i didn't take the final

[fickle ivy]

yo

[scenic sluice]

i already have an offer and rejected the final

[fickle ivy]

sup

[scenic sluice]

because it was going to be during my finals week mainly

[fickle ivy]

i almost died yesterday

almost fell off a roof