#2023_summer

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torn fulcrum
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what ques on leetcode are for matrix. im so ass at them. ive done spiral and rotate of lc

mild pendant
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I’d you can do those you can do others

mild pendant
hardy patrol
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check pinned

torn fulcrum
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this is what i need

mild pendant
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Honestly I think graphs are the best data structure to deeply understand

torn fulcrum
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wait what u think of neetcode kirb?

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im assuming most are the same

mild pendant
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You can understand dp, graphs, recursion, backtracking, all from one ds

earnest hatch
near swallow
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But they all have blind spots

proud crag
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in isolation the swan 2800 is the best

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(every lc questjon)

near swallow
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@trim gust most handsome csc user

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Let’s make vid

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Day in the life of new grad

mild pendant
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I’m gonna make a YT channel for lc

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My list is gonna be called

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The Zain 420

proud crag
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the zain train

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what is the colin talk about

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he is cool

near swallow
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@trim gust i found ur youtube bro thx for all the help

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If anybody recognizes this guy that’s awesome

proud crag
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hes lifetime deal

sinful locust
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hi guys does anyone know if the netflix security engineering phone screen is LC or security-related? idk anything about security :/

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it says its gonna be a "technical challenge via CodeSignal"

muted summit
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ive been watching prof leonard all week

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for calc 3

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hes the goat

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he always teaches it way better and i can actually focus while watching his videos vs in class

jagged mural
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meanwhile my recruiter is posting vlogs on yt

wooden shard
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whos ur recruiter

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i been waiting for 2 weeks now

wooden shard
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and i have an offer expiring in 2 days

mild pendant
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Dude I had one recruiter

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bad af

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atlassian

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I forget where I read it but there’s a theory about that being done on purpose to bring more talent in

granite fulcrum
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is doing infrastructure tech at millennium good?

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deaddass?

mild pendant
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😂😂

wicked lynx
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Is Palantir still hiring summer intern? Not sure if I should still apply now😅

earnest hatch
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The one on the right

near swallow
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Right right right

kind lagoon
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i kinda trolled my last codesignal kek

clever grail
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based on just the thumbnail the right pops out more

near swallow
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If u are handsome pls put a pic on resume

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U can send to me i will verify

kind lagoon
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lmfaooo i got a 727, kinda greifing

vagrant rain
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yea getting ghosted by ebay

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not even rejection

kind lagoon
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i was trynna see how far i could get just doing q1 and q2 OMEGALUL

clever grail
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could you explain what this mean

muted summit
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wysi...

torn fulcrum
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thats so fucking bullshit

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dude

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i got like high 600 and passed. that shit dont matter fr

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how tf u prepare for those codesignal tho? those matrix and that 4th ques always killing me

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842 isnt lucky bro. u know ur shit

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how many lc?

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wtf ur godsent

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i did around 50 and i get destroyed on codesignal

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any tips bro? ur very time efficient. i always run out of time

robust bridge
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Same around 90 and get absolutely destroyed by codesignal every time. even the practice test I did yesterday destroyed me

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yeah but q4 is super annoying. I can get to like 17/20 test cases but the rest 3 destroy my score

glad remnant
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Q4 is mostly either just binary search

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Or some clever use of maps

static spindle
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maybe q3 in rare cases

robust bridge
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I meant the rest 3 test cases

static spindle
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oh lol

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fair

glad remnant
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Doesn't the q4 penalize you heavily if you don't get it correctly

wispy lichen
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just do 1, 2, 4 and guaranteed 800+

glad remnant
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I have heard that its better to just leave it alone

torn fulcrum
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im assuming yall use lc and not codesignal to study right?

static spindle
glad remnant
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💀

static spindle
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my guy aiming for the 730

glad remnant
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Well I've just heard it from other people

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No clue if its valid or not

vagrant rain
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combined? that's kinda crazy

static spindle
vagrant rain
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like 14/16 q4 == q1+q2?

torn fulcrum
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whats gca

vagrant rain
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oh

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that's kinda dumb ngl

torn fulcrum
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isnt that ats?

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fucking hell

quaint bolt
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just have a good resume dogesmile

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slay queen

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I’m addicted to the bag

vagrant rain
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thems rookie numbers

quaint bolt
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?avatar @median hedge

warped daggerBOT
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Avatar for salat 🌊#4789
Link as

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torn fulcrum
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yo deadass ques: whats gonna be the first thing u guys buy with internship money

neat wraith
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i bought airpods pro

torn fulcrum
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lowkey same

static spindle
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last summer i bought ps5 and 80 inch tv gladge

earnest hatch
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?avatar @quaint bolt

quaint bolt
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Yes

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dfs is a subset of backtracking

static spindle
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tfw you have gusto final but the pay on levels is inaccurate sadge

quaint bolt
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neetcode doesn’t have a dfs section

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Wagon River Trading

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Salat is the only intern

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Do sys design primer

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Gotta keep them on a tight leash

devout jewel
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uber can die

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i hate uber

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smh

near swallow
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I TOOK THE WOOOOOOK

quaint bolt
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To Austin, Texas, USA

static spindle
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:(

devout jewel
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ayo i like this

devout jewel
static spindle
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have you tried visiting the recruiter's house?

near swallow
devout jewel
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😘

vagrant rain
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in 3 years there ain't gonna be a meta

devout jewel
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in 3 yrs, there aint gonna be cs majors

static spindle
near swallow
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Ok i ask inverted 3sum spiral sudoku

static spindle
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you wont believe it i just made this company that pays $100 hr

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and we're offering a 1 hour part time off season internship to just you

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(im the recruiter btw)

proud crag
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does amazon you are still under consideration email mean ANYTHING

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i feel like i should reapply if theyre actually still hiring

proud crag
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yeah

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i should rescind first application right

north scroll
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anyone know if imc calls to reject for quant trading?

proud crag
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ive alpplied one time

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they just sent email

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amazon merges applications, no?

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ok

robust bridge
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How do you actually pass snowflake's oa? I can only pass like 3/4 of the test cases at most on all the questions

vagrant rain
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heard heavy emphasis on optimization?

devout jewel
vagrant rain
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^

devout jewel
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it might changed btw

vagrant rain
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heard this as well

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friend got interview w/o getting all q's

crimson wave
vagrant rain
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not sure what their exact score was tho

keen root
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anyone know what netflix pathways is?

shy panther
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feeling a bit petty right now, have a company that made me do a virtual interview, cognitive test and OA (aced) only to ghost

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think i'll follow up on them every six hours until they reply and just flood their inbox

vagrant rain
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name and shame

soft basin
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yooo are 2023 fall internships out yet?

long slate
earnest hatch
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Whichever you find the most interesting

jagged mural
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mathworks or replit imo

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y

sand coral
stone echo
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amazon or stripe

sand coral
jagged mural
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or even like 6 months ago

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still stripe imo

stone echo
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try like 2 months ago

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lol

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datadog or stripe

cyan urchin
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has anyone interviewed with Confluent before?

stone echo
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meh i go to northeastern and lots of ppl work there

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mathworks*

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co-op is fake
🙄

jagged mural
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its so ridiculous

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i think hc yeah

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i think its been too long for it to be waiting for offer decliners

sand coral
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I did and no response lmao

jagged mural
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yeah exactly

sand coral
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Idk what to do at this point

jagged mural
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let me check

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yeah ur right

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SE

stone echo
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they care more cause they wanna covert every single hiring into FT

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whereas with big tech, they dont need to hire all fo them

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mr. apple

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big tech + faang -> amazon

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im just kidding lol

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hahahah

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big tech -> mcDonalds

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big mac

quaint bolt
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Wagon Book

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They're my first intern

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salat and fracker

cold path
stone echo
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really? going to mcDonalds?

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its probs not that bad lol

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lol

hardy patrol
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mcdonalds is endgame big tech

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right next to dave and busters

cold path
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big tech -> quit and achieve fulfillment

stone echo
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dave and busters swe

cold path
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Whos dave

quaint bolt
cold path
hardy patrol
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next year ill be better equipped provided theres no biblical catastrophe that graces the world or economy

cold path
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Im 2/3 of those

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😈

quaint bolt
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you're not moisturized tho

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you need to take care of your skin

cold path
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I think anyone should be able to get prescription drugs without a prescription

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I thknk that would be so silly

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and fun

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THIS TBH THISTBH THIS TBH THIS TBH THIS TBH THISTBH THISBTBHTHISBTB

hardy patrol
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yes doctor i want 3lbs of morphine no i dont have any medical purpose behind my request

quaint bolt
cold path
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guys throwback

quaint bolt
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good ol days

hardy patrol
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good ol days

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(3 weeks ago)

short inlet
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Anyone heard from DD recently?

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I had my coding interview Nov 8 and I still haven't heard back

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I'm scared cause idk what that meand

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means*

hardy patrol
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means you got to wait

short inlet
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:/

hardy patrol
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companies be slow rn

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msft still waiting to reach a verdict on my offer for summer 2019

quaint bolt
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msft deciding on charlie’s application

mild pendant
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got absolutely shit on, rejected

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resume screen 😂

hardy patrol
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still havent received word from zoom and its been like 2 weeks for oa

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tragic

earnest hatch
hardy patrol
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the single msft hr recruiter responsible to sift through 20,000 apps this season

manic wagon
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Is this the same as a try again next time

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Like why she talkin about fall when summer still rolling

earnest hatch
manic wagon
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Hm

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Ok Ty

quaint bolt
mild pendant
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wait a minute

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is business dev a good role?

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thers no way

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what do you even do

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wow

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that is captivating

lime stream
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Enterprise engineering is fun doe

mild pendant
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i actually applie dfor swe

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and they told me

mystic depot
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what in tarnation is business dev

mild pendant
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we think business dev is better for oyu

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and that hurt my confidence

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tbh

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i hear citadel is hard labor

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high pay

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and high turnover

mystic depot
mild pendant
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i heard from a guy

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this guy

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works at two sig

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funny enough one of people who set cs career dev up

devout fractal
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is cit the amzn of quant firms

mystic depot
mild pendant
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i see

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really?

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for what role

mystic depot
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bro's cracked

mild pendant
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cause of the hard labor right

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also

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i hope i can meet you there 😭

muted summit
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oh ur going to 2s now?

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or waiting for hrt

mystic depot
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then renege hrt for Yui Sigma thanos

quaint bolt
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wagon river trading

valid spoke
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I received an email to schedule follow up after IMC superday for trading intern. Does this mean anything, or will I figure out during the meeting?

wheat flower
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between figma and asana, what do y'all consider better in terms of resume value, both for swe internship?

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bet, thank you

devout fractal
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doesn't asana pay more tho

wheat flower
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yeah, that's why I was asking. I wanna check if the resume boost that figma gives compared to asana justifies taking a small paycut

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not really

wary harbor
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@wheat flower ru a freshman?

devout fractal
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then figma, ye

wheat flower
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sophomore

near swallow
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Pay doesnt matter

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Looks dont matter

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Height doesnt matter

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League rank doesnt matter

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The only thing that matters

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Is who u are inside

upbeat cradle
near swallow
silver jacinth
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anyone have thoughts on doordash/know what it's like working there

upbeat cradle
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i want to order to much doordash now

hardy patrol
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is the awful advice saying to take the 5 year commitment or to flub it and find something on your own

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damn that bad

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how many internships have you done by now

quaint bolt
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Did you go to the Boeing factory?

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Apparently it’s so big it has a climate of its own in there

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P cool

hardy patrol
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this server got 17 year olds with apple and actual middle schoolers studying amazon lps for 2028 summer

quaint bolt
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Middle school ML/AI enthusiasts you mean

hardy patrol
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ml/ai enthusiast 🤓

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that kid giving up childlike wonder for tc

quaint bolt
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Ayo?

upbeat cradle
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I think middle schoolers "publishing" is still untapped

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what you need for the edge now

quaint bolt
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I’m calling my palantir contacts

silver jacinth
quaint bolt
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Someone deport tanz

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Oh okay crisis averted

minor night
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Bro if y’all are in middle or hs go outside and enjoy your time

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No need to stress about internships and stuff

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Just enjoy your childhood

hardy patrol
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im not worried abt AI taking my job its the elementary school students learning sliding window thats making me nervous

minor night
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Okay that’s sick

quaint bolt
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TSA are no longer interested

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That’s neat, what do you show them? A badge or something

hardy patrol
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4th graders doing topo sort as homework

quaint bolt
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Like do you get to go to the vip lines

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Pog

spark valley
upbeat cradle
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using rudin to learn algebra

mild pendant
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hey guys

hardy patrol
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nihili what does your bio mean

spark valley
gentle scroll
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is this pm or swe

spark valley
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50th percentile in this serverskull4k

gentle scroll
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sales

hardy patrol
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what offers you got nihili

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lets see paul allens summer offers

gentle scroll
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yes

quaint bolt
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Fragile ego

devout fractal
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what middle schooler has research pubs

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wtf

hardy patrol
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sushi the type to cheat on his call center behavioral interview

devout fractal
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sushi did u cheat on amzn

spark valley
devout fractal
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u will get offer in spring

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all the freshmen ik get spring offers

hardy patrol
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you have an anime pfp your on route for google

devout fractal
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just apply to defense if ur not intl

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anime pfs are either NEET degens or actually too useful to society, no in between

near swallow
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I am like half as handsome as @trim gust

hardy patrol
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the elite csmajor cabal has schizoid threats to society as pfps like that one quant guy with a ted kaczynski pfp

near swallow
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Big words for a little man

devout fractal
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(I don't have an anime pfp, this is just a digital stylized art pfp copium )

near swallow
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(I am the leader of the csmajor cabal btw)

devout fractal
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tf is a sales engineer

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is that just a sales person

near swallow
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They engineer sales

devout fractal
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sushi did u cheat on amzn

hardy patrol
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i like how with every message sushi sends theres like this hidden charisma stat check that happens and he fails almost every one

near swallow
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Doctors are just thermometer pushers

devout fractal
near swallow
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They still make pretty good $ tbh so i dont think they mind too much lol

devout fractal
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why can't they just be called technical sales or sth

cold path
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@near swallow when ru retiring

near swallow
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But yeah bro it’s insensitive to call em that

devout fractal
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actually technical sales can make a lot more than SWE

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if ur good at technical sales, u can make a mil per year

near swallow
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Wait arent u a troll too

devout fractal
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clearly none of u are going into techncial sales considering ur in a discord server for CS careers tho KEKW

near swallow
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Live footage of @pseudo shoal

cold path
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wasnt his name phelps

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the diver

hardy patrol
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it says phillips

cold path
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ya but isnt it suppsoed to be phelps

devout fractal
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but yeah, good technical sales people are worth their weight in gold cuz they be the type convincing clients that few hundred million dollar contract is worth it

cold path
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whos michael

crisp berry
quaint bolt
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John Doerr used to be what's the equivalent of a sales engineer for Intel

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look at him now

cold path
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john DOerr more like john BEer

devout fractal
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talent sales

hardy patrol
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my playbook as a sales person is to go into an emotional tangent on call about how awful my life is and how much of my remaining mental health is dependent on the client making this purchase

gentle scroll
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fr

devout fractal
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prolly cuz he can actually commuincate unlike a swe intern lol

astral dew
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Well, blame that on the people who told the world they barely work 😭

cold path
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yeah

astral dew
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Lmao basically

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“I make 400k and only work 20 hrs/week”

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Now u finna work 70 😭😭

near swallow
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Nah that’s bad mentality if u think making a tik tok about ur day in the life somehow means ur a coaster or dont deserve a job. Are social media addicts often gremlins and leeches? Yes. But you cant decide that or judge them for one dumb post

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If they can do the same work as u in 2 hrs then who’s the loser lol

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Stay ugly and lonely gremlins

astral dew
hardy patrol
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day in the life of videos are the scourge of this field cause half the time its so misleading

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on the other side of the coin id definitely make one when i get into faang just to squeeze ad revenue off r/a2c kids who dont know any better

near swallow
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That can be true tbh. But so are many things many people say about all fields. Or career days when ur a kid. Why did every munchkin wanna be an astronaut, cuz it’s glamorized. If I was a kid and saw those dumb day in the life vids tbh i would think it’s pretty dope lol

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And that’s how the field diversifies

jagged mural
hardy patrol
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its moot anyway when they take an intro to cs course and fail within the first two weeks

fickle ivy
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hi

fickle ivy
hardy patrol
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amazon singlehandedly demystifies the CS equal of mt olympus

fickle ivy
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what

hardy patrol
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before joining here i was like wow faang is crazy i bet theyre all smart

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and then goku got in and i was like oh ok

fickle ivy
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dude

muted summit
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i just wanted the free food

fickle ivy
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if i can get amazon

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that means

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amazon's recruiting is

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kinda sus

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fucked up

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and very luck based

hardy patrol
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its still neat but i def put it on the pedestal before meeting actual people who worked there

muted summit
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yea its def luck based but everything is luck based to an extent

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so its hard to draw that line

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unless they have like 5000 interview questions all of the same difficulty somehow

fickle ivy
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like

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meet me bro

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im an actual fucking idiot 💀

muted summit
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same 💀

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im so ass at school

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but i can code somehow

hardy patrol
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after i saw n3 getting screened ik that shit was a dice roll

muted summit
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my friend got an OA last year but didnt get one this year after having experience, its super unlucky

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@wary whale 😭

fickle ivy
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idk bro

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im still

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kinda sad

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its like

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even tehse internships

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and all that shit

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doesnt actually solve your problems

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your problems still exist

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your desires aren't always fulfilled

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there is always more

hardy patrol
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hedonistic treadmill moment

muted summit
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yeah thats the harsh reality

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its hard to feel complete or satisfied sometimes

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idek what my google questions were

fickle ivy
muted summit
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i feel like they weren't anything crazy, kinda feel like i got lucky af

fickle ivy
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i am on the hedonistic

hardy patrol
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thats why im quitting the rat race as soon as i hit a realistic goal

fickle ivy
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treadmill

fickle ivy
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my goals are too massive

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so

hardy patrol
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this field is nothing but money to further allow me to pursue my endeavors and hobbies

fickle ivy
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fml

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same ^

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i dont even like cs

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econ is more fun

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i want

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this

hardy patrol
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google tier job is like end game for most people but a realistic goal for the jude man

fickle ivy
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😭

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idk a job is not really my end goal

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idt i have an end goal

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its like a checkpoint idk

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so im never like satisfied

hardy patrol
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damn both meta and twitter

fickle ivy
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😭

hardy patrol
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juda receiving an offer to any company is like a native american mark of death for them

fickle ivy
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meta is like

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on fire inside

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meta is collapsing

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twitter is already brain dead

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just needs to die fully

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yeah

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oh kekw_recession_edition

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lmao

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LOL

near swallow
hardy patrol
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big tech in shambles

near swallow
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If meta stock wont recover it’s prob cuz nobody else will recover too LOL

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It might take amazon 2 yrs and meta 3 etc

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But just accept the bubble burst tbh

devout fractal
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tf does "200 days of coding even mean" lmao

hardy patrol
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200 days of writing if else statements

devout fractal
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i still don't get how PMs are hired

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clearly lol

stone echo
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Datadog CEO accepted my LinkedIn request pog

devout fractal
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meta's known for being kicked out of faang real soon wazowski_standing

spark valley
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thanospog do a day on the life vid

hardy patrol
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big tech felt like a zoo enclosure where the absence of Darwinism meant you had a bunch of 23 year old pms who did nothing but journal their daily aspirations and vlog during work hours but flew under the radar

near swallow
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Me

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Vitriolic edge lord chat rn, slo mo stays on for a while

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People who cant fathom other career paths and think touching a keyboard is the best fuckin thing ever

hardy patrol
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30 second slowmode i cant believe im being forced to put real thought into my messages before sending them

devout fractal
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i will just bash SWEs for being stinky and antisocial WazowskiStare KEKW

near swallow
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This is the sentiment for past 30 min or so, thus I put slo mo. We dont accept this thinking here

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If anybody is going to be mad go get your bag, post on Blind, and have a good life

mild pendant
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they got meta

near swallow
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I am only familiar with that one meta PM case who went viral, which is what has come up often here. And literally nobody knows the details. I saw the tiktok itself too and it was the most benign silly thing you could imagine. It was her having coffee and hanging with friends after hours

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@sinful locust stay mad bro this is your last warning tbh

hardy patrol
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i do give tech vloggers partial blame for perpetuating false expectations of working at big tech but honestly if you manage to get into big tech in the first place you're smart enough to know its not just 40 hours of blending the perfect cup of cappuccino

royal rapids
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Has anyone done a Hirevue for Goldman Toronto? How long did it take you to hear back?

spark valley
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996hopium

north portal
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Lets gooooooo

hardy patrol
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we considered it and have come to the conclusion that its a valid argument and should be discussed further

north portal
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Krishna im back

near swallow
north portal
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wait why slow mode 😔

near swallow
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I am ok with condemning the grifters and liars or whatever u wanna call them tbh i hate them too. But this is not the same as people posting their day online. Clement is a grifter. Tech lead. Whoever is selling u hot shit

devout fractal
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is joma tech the one who makes the funny skits

near swallow
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Most of us prob spend an hour of our workday on our phones or gaming anyways lol not that it matters, u get paid salary, not hours worked

north portal
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PMs are poggers tho, I originally wanted to go down the PM route before i decided to stick it out with SWE

near swallow
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It’s ok sorry if u felt compelled to delete that but u were respectful and that’s all that matters here

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I think my last thought is that a lot of this judgement often ends up coming from some of the nastiest ugliest dudes with mentality issues like “everything is full cant get job,”. And yeah this is me throwing shade lol

proud crag
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for every 10 minutes a twitter employee slacks off i spend an hour playing magic the gathering while on the clock

#

are you a terrorist

north portal
#

I mean I spent like half the time at Fidelity playing ping pong, league, and watching pluralsight videos on coding lmao, if you have the ability to do that and ur work, why should u get bashed for it?

quaint bolt
#

what did I miss

#

people being cringe?

north portal
hardy patrol
devout fractal
#

defense is where u go to have barely any improvement as an engineer WazowskiStare

proud crag
#

clockin 300/hr over there

hardy patrol
#

she just put herself into that spotlight with how viral the post went

proud crag
#

4 hours worked per week

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and others

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:)

cold path
hardy patrol
#

not saying i think that shes a coaster but its what others extrapolate

north portal
#

to be fair tho, what would u expect tho, shes not gonna post a video of her struggling to google a solution to something for 2 hours

cold path
#

my tummy hurts

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anyone else relate?

devout fractal
#

no

north portal
#

id probably highlight the cool parts of the company and the benefits too, if you geniunely think anyone can get into that position without any effort its more of a lack of information and research on ur part then

near swallow
proud crag
#

i tolerate coasters because i am one

#

i aspire to be a citadel coaster

north portal
#

oh true

cold path
#

i aspire to be a great friend

north portal
#

we coast at Janestreet @honest spire

north portal
hardy patrol
#

sounds reasonable yea

near swallow
#

Like the detail we could be missing is maybe she was a coaster lol. The vid went viral they checked her work and found oh damn this person does nothing. But we dont know that

quaint bolt
#

hi salat

cold path
#

The conclusion from this discussion is the power of friendship has been the winner all along

north portal
north portal
#

SALAT!!!!

north portal
#

Hello

cold path
#

me making a tech tiktok video: 5 hours of me staring at a screen followed by 3 hours of me staring at a wall

hardy patrol
#

juda i havent seen what the google office looks like in new york do you have an image

quaint bolt
#

she's just playing the content game

spark valley
#

The conclusion is touch grass

cold path
proud crag
#

you make tech vlogs to get views on tiktok
i make tech vlogs to make people jealous of the coasting i pretend to do
we are not the same

north portal
#

pog

quaint bolt
#

if I made a day in the life video for goog next summer I'd be showing off the games room, the music room and the food dogesmile

hardy patrol
#

i have never seen this image before thank you

quaint bolt
#

bc that will go viral

cold path
#

juda has photos of every single google office locked and loaded

proud crag
#

juda show us google Copenhagen

hardy patrol
#

he got an encrypted folder filled with google office pics

quaint bolt
#

juda's only reason to go on vacation is to see different google offices

near swallow
#

Spotify sweden

north portal
#

@gentle latch whats the most beautiful google office in ur opinion

quaint bolt
#

he hung up a map in his bedroom with pins for every office

cold path
#

bo burnham was so right when he said he was sitting down, writing jokes and singing silly songs. because me too!

north portal
#

Nike has a fire HQ

cold path
#

@gentle latch google office in north korea

north portal
#

real

cold path
#

heree

quaint bolt
#

that doesn't say dabi

#

that says bo burnham

cold path
#

my real name is bo burnham

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no doxx tho

quaint bolt
#

why's dabi's entire music personality just mitski and bo burnham

hardy patrol
#

the real bo burham is a canadian csmajor student

cold path
north portal
#

pic goes hard, ss

cold path
#

pain so muhc pain

quaint bolt
#

I've never heard them talk about any other artist

cold path
#

im so embarassing pls

north portal
#

fire song

#

April

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I literally applied in April and got offer 2 weeks later

#

luckiest finesse of my life

hardy patrol
#

bro

#

they took 6 months to give me an offer

north portal
hardy patrol
#

i applied to 300 more companies after phone

north portal
#

my recruiter just didnt give me a return offer for 2 months until i texted her about it

#

and she was like, oh yea we have had the return for a while forgot to send it

hardy patrol
#

lmao

#

do they

quaint bolt
#

the only time I was texted by a company is when amazon reminded me to accept my offer

north portal
#

Colorado(IM A GIRAFFE)

hardy patrol
#

wtf didnt know they had colorado

#

what city

lime cloud
#

do people hire interns on senior year summer (like the summer after graduating in spring)

north portal
hardy patrol
#

is 35/hr enough to live in denver lmfao

north portal
#

Is Denver even HCOL?

lime cloud
quaint bolt
#

most internships have a requirement of you going back to school after the internship

lime cloud
#

goddamn

north portal
#

Senior year is usually new grad apps right?

lime cloud
#

how do people get 6 internships wtf

quaint bolt
#

amazon the needy ex fr

north portal
hardy patrol
#

waterloo moment

quaint bolt
north portal
#

@quaint bolt i have a question, I might get an offseason internship but its for like IT finance shit(ill use java but its not a pure SWE position), should I still take it since i have nothing else in the offseason

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or will it just not do shit for my resume

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since its not pure SWE

quaint bolt
#

most of them don't know how to interact with people irl

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are barely functioning human beings

devout fractal
#

amazon has been going into junk

cold path
#

AMAZON TEXTED u GUYS???

spark valley
devout fractal
#

i will only have 4 internships by the time i grad lol

cold path
#

guys

#

how do i get past amazon screen 😭

devout fractal
#

but u only need 1 faang+ internship

lime cloud
#

off season internships fr fr

devout fractal
#

tesla is sussy

quaint bolt
hallow scroll
#

how hard is amazon oa pleadingcat_void

devout fractal
#

"are u lucky"

hardy patrol
#

do you even have to pass the coding questions for zon oa

#

like its all lp isnt it

cold path
#

yo anyone know if its a bad sign that amazon couldn't schedule u for a final one week so they ask u to fill out the availability again? i literally selected almost all the time options and they still couldnt schedule me??

devout fractal
#

bro what does this mean

devout fractal
hardy patrol
#

bruh

north portal
#

so yea

lime cloud
#

wtf is LPS

devout fractal
#

what does the wolf gif mean

cold path
#

slaysol sad depressed wolf gif btw

lucid sierra
#

are the LP questions easy

cold path
#

inside joke with cool ppl

hallow scroll
north portal
#

like high standards, deep diving, leadership stuff

hallow scroll
#

has anyone here taken the summer22 amazon oa

north portal
#

i got two fo those

#

before my final was scheduled

quaint bolt
devout fractal
cold path
muted summit
#

how to get absolutely cracked outta my mind at python?

cold path
hallow scroll
#

first message pleadingcat_void

cold path
#

cute

devout fractal
muted summit
#

i joined over the summer 🥺

north portal
wooden shard
#

how do u check

north portal
#

fire intro

hallow scroll
#

amazon is the beginning for everyone

cold path
#

ok guys stop it was only cute when me and juster did it

north portal
#

purr

wooden shard
cold path
#

why is it sorted like this, did u go to the last page? why didnt u just click 'old'

north portal
#

plz no PepeHands

hallow scroll
#

big brain

north portal
#

real

muted summit
#

wait was your old pfp from ocarina of time

cold path
#

cat pfps are the most loveable though

glass tiger
#

did anyone hear back from google step canada?

cold path
#

coolest and most well liked and etc.

muted summit
#

or what was your old pfp @golden sandal

#

Google.

cold path
glass tiger
#

good for you

cold path
#

they made it up

glass tiger
hallow scroll
#

WHY WONT IT WORK]

cold path
#

LMFAOOOO

#

😭

#

hats so funny

hardy patrol
#

i wish i had that men in black memory wiper so i can forget ever meeting the overachievers in the server so i can be happy making 35/hour

hardy patrol
#

whats up

cold path
#

me irl

cold path
#

juster LMFAOOOO

#

i keep giggling

dense tinsel
#

hallo

hallow scroll
#

im gonna cry.

cold path
#

every time u send

#

and it fails

#

shutup freshman

dense tinsel
#

i think hackathons are really cool but employers dont care right

#

at least its great for networking

near swallow
#

I applied to canada but headcount full

hallow scroll
cold path
#

i applied to combine the koreas but they are on hiring freeze

near swallow
#

!choose delete taiwan, combine Koreas

warped daggerBOT
#

combine Koreas

cold path
#

bot knows

#

me and salat

hallow scroll
hardy patrol
#

insane

hallow scroll
cold path
#

if u were a real one you would know :/

cold path
devout jewel
#

GOOGLE

muted summit
#

manifesting one day we'll all see each other at GOOGLE.

hallow scroll
muted summit
#

NeetCode.

earnest brook
#

why is the first image I see that

quaint bolt
#

what is this

quaint bolt
#

juda furry arc?

hallow scroll
#

me you and google

muted summit
#

idk tho tbh, I think I wanna get into Google bc neetcode taught me how to code and he works there now so its inspiring

muted summit
#

😭

cold path
#

official dabi list:

  1. the forest where me and the homies howl at the moon
quaint bolt
#

I wanna go to google bc their campus has a slide

muted summit
#

Fine, I want to work at Google because Wagons will be there

hallow scroll
#

i want to get into google because anything less is a complete and utter failure and I might as well become a communications major if I cant

#

google is harvard.

muted summit
#

what's Yale or Princeton

cold path
#

wats the cmu of tech

muted summit
#

ok why was i thinking that too 💀

hardy patrol
#

google this hft that i just want to catch bass bigger than 4 inches for once

muted summit
#

id say CMU is Netflix

cold path
#

cmu

#

racism ?

hallow scroll
#

ohio state

cold path
#

asu

earnest brook
#

let's go state universities wooo

hallow scroll
#

💯

muted summit
#

Waterloo is the shit.

cold path
#

what would twitter be

earnest brook
#

on fire

muted summit
#

Whats a party school

earnest brook
muted summit
#

how about tesla then

#

what college requires 50 hours a week of studying

earnest brook
#

carnegie mellon?

summer sequoia
#

!process jane street offer

final forumBOT
#

You can only use this command in 2022_winter_intern_process, 2022_summer_intern_process, 2022_grad_process, 2022_fall_intern_process, 2023_summer_intern_process, 2023_winter_intern_process, 2023_grad_process

wooden shard
#

what about penn

#

no asking about what company it would be

#

why linkedin

earnest brook
#

what's the problem with linkedin?

wooden shard
#

lowk should just be goldman sachs

spice jetty
#

i would put out for linkedin

#

linkedin is nyu

#

NU represent

earnest brook
#

I can't afford out of state

#

😔

cold path
#

my school is ranked 69th nationally

#

is that good

wooden shard
#

why is penn so high

quaint bolt
#

Affirmative action list thanospog

cold path
#

12 Brown - Microsoft

quaint bolt
#

Rich alumni parents list thanospog

spice jetty
#

linkedin does not have penn energy,,,

quaint bolt
hallow scroll
#

recession is getting that bad

dense tinsel
#

how tf did a high school hackathon get jane street to sponsor

quaint bolt
#

so is amazon tbf

dense tinsel
#

do big companies spnsor a lot of small hackathons?

hallow scroll
#

no

#

amazon is uncc

#

💯

dense tinsel
#

uw coop homeless pipeline

#

😄

devout fractal
#

mit

#

or caltech

quaint bolt
#

The real amazon LPs are the ones that are in our hearts

#

Amen

earnest brook
#

how can I get a senior dev role by only playing minecraft

dense tinsel
#

thomas jefferson

#

i dont go there

#

but the hackathon is there

#

fr

#

they have this super cool ml/ai club

#

its got like lectures and shit

wooden shard
#

databricks

#

slack for ucla

quaint bolt
#

why’re there so many databricks simp

wooden shard
#

more laid back culture

#

than compared to berk

quaint bolt
#

Paper

#

Money

wooden shard
#

founders from berk

quaint bolt
#

Would’ve been an interesting company to go to if only they weren’t competing against goog for me this summer

#

Real

earnest brook
#

google

wooden shard
#

some socially dead company

#

what company is fully remote rn

#

airbnb too prestigious

mild pendant
#

so hear me out

#

work in nyc

#

live in florida

hardy patrol
#

no longer hearing you out

oak token
#

how difficult is the google team matching stage?

mild pendant
#

It’s funny cause even commuting on a 2-3 hr flight is actually a good idea

#

maybe I’ve lost it at this point

sinful locust
lapis trout
#

omg hi

muted summit
#

yo no way

#

is that silver01

#

is cscd??

lapis trout
#

bro the whole gang is here

#

i'm a celebrity apparently

muted summit
#

where do you know krishna from

worthy violet
muted summit
#

yoo seema too???

lapis trout
#

two sce buddies one uc buddy

muted summit
#

this is crazy rn

#

yk me from this server

lapis trout
#

wait you guys know each other ??

muted summit
#

how do you know silver

#

yea

lapis trout
#

krishna and i are reddit war buddies

muted summit
#

KrishnaDasMLG

lapis trout
#

we met during r/place

muted summit
#

cool cool

#

did you just join here @lapis trout

lapis trout
#

yes'm

muted summit
#

i found this server from frying pan

lapis trout
#

seema sent me to this server just now

muted summit
#

he's the reason i have offers kek

lapis trout
#

i'm starting applications rn

#

i dont know what i'm doing B)

muted summit
#

ur good

#

just apply to quite literally everywhere

#

and one day u might wake up to an interview call

#

and that's all you need :)

worthy violet
muted summit
#

yea...

#

new grad is fked

lapis trout
#

i've heard conflicting stories over whether i can apply for internships if i'm gonna be a graduate by the time i start

muted summit
#

thats true

#

i dont think you can intern if you're graduated

lapis trout
#

i dont wanna delay

muted summit
#

oh yeah say you're doing a masters

lapis trout
#

but thas lying :(

muted summit
#

everyone lies

lapis trout
#

but that's like a big lie

muted summit
#

Even the company lies.

worthy violet
lapis trout
#

hmm

muted summit
#

honestly not sure what to do hmmm

lapis trout
#

i'm pretty sure if i delay graduation sjsu will get very mad because i'm already doing senior project

muted summit
#

Due to unforseen circumstances.....

lapis trout
#

the unforseen circumstance is i want money

worthy violet
lapis trout
#

ok but then what's the plan for after internship

muted summit
#

tell them you grad in december

#

and then get a return offer for after that LMAO

#

The real colin davis.

#

idek what im gonna do

#

gotta see how this next semester plays out

ebon badge
#

How long does it take for riot to reach out after finals?

mild pendant
#

Just take an intro bs class at your school in another major after graduating cs

muted summit
#

yeee thats what krishna said too lmao

mild pendant
#

I might push back one semester

#

Might as well try and do another major or something idk

#

I only need 8 more for stats

muted summit
#

i think i can minor in math

#

if i take like 2 more classes

#

i fucking hate math tho

#

@lapis trout any word on this for swe majors

lapis trout
#

take math142 instead of 33la

#

then i think you just need 3 more units and boom

#

math minor

#

i would double check with your advisor though

muted summit
#

so basically just 1 extra math class

#

and you have a math minor

#

LMAO

lapis trout
#

i think so

#

from what i've read

muted summit
#

not bad

#

i cant believe

#

i feel like im a math major

lapis trout
#

you can also get a cybersecurity certificate for an extra 0 units

muted summit
#

most classes are math classes 😵‍💫

lapis trout
#

if you take cs158b as one of your technical electives

#

make sure you do that in a spring semester though

#

that's usually when it's offered

muted summit
#

ohh nice

#

ok i see

#

ill probably take 142

clever grail
vocal junco
#

bombed plaid oa today 🙂

floral zenith
#

Yup I've been for the past few days

#

The last time I successfully logged in was November 17th

vocal junco
#

has anyone interviewed with SIG or HRT?

#

hrt algo dev

ivory wing
sand coral
reef dew
#

Rip might affect Google too 🙃

fervent flax
#

gg

proud crag
#

can i be a crud developer for deepmind

halcyon wedge
#

does anyone know how much palantir takes to say smt after final?

quaint bolt
#

maybe, but they're interviewing less people too so overall it balances out

devout jewel
#

I will cry real tears

sand pendant
unreal pollen
#

anyone knows why codesignal says I already took the test and I have to wait 1 day before taking it again but I didn't even take it yet. I did a codesignal a week ago for another company but I dont know if that matters?

devout jewel
#

i dont think summer project is being slow down

#

winter is def much smaller

tawny grail
#

is slack hiring for the summer?

frigid gate
#

Anyone have done citadel phone

summer sequoia
frigid gate
#

Bruh

hallow scroll
sinful locust
#

are they

#

lol

#

they never got back to me wazowskiSanta

hallow scroll
#

idk about if theyre actively recruiting but some people got interviews

#

yeah idk salesforce recruiting is a blackhole

sinful locust
#

fr

minor night
hallow scroll
#

i got an offer yea

#

amazon

dusk gorge
#

anyone have experience interviewing for the citadel launch internship? not sure what to expect for the first round

rugged knoll
#

Im confused, after I got the survey for interview times from goldman my application got declined??

#

any reason for this

halcyon wedge
minor night
#

Yeee

halcyon wedge
#

Congrats thanospog thanospog

#

Let’s keep praying 🙏🏻