#2023_summer

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mystic depot
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bruh bog

coarse vigil
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When is the next funny thing happening

mystic depot
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where he at

coarse vigil
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Can someone do a funny

mystic depot
hardy patrol
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the c1 reddit thread was orchestrated by the csmajors deep state

jaunty cove
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but its sketchy when people are posting it and mods is taking it down before you can read it

proud crag
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we just need a flair to add next to username that says [dont trust they are a troll]

coarse vigil
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A silly thing

jaunty cove
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yup

mystic depot
jaunty cove
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lol

hardy patrol
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would be a sad sitcom

frigid gate
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cope guy , this sv is a circus

jaunty cove
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i just read thru andi tl ooks like housing stipend isnt even conditional

muted summit
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every time i want to actually go on amazon now

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i accidentally go to the portal

proud crag
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so close to amazon oa copium

hardy patrol
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they sent me a "under consideration" email 💀

frigid gate
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really ?

jaunty cove
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oof

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well i am 300 miles away

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rn

frigid gate
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I'm really thinking ab virtually or in person

jaunty cove
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i think in person would increase chances of return fofer

frigid gate
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if I do it remotely , I will have the time difference of 12 hours

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wdym ?

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no

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he threaten to sue Amz if they don't change location for him

mystic depot
hardy patrol
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coconut went thru the 5 stages of grief after getting faang it was comedy

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and we saw it live

mystic depot
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if i got - could i use that to get amazon to hurry up?

hardy patrol
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last i saw him he said he accepted the offer with a 🥹 emoji

mystic depot
frigid gate
mystic depot
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bruh i been waiting like 6-7 weeks since OA

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all tc's

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wondered if maybe they would give me final

jaunty cove
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i dont think they really do anything

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they will just respond and say "thanks for your copoeration"

mystic depot
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fr bro fr, serious F

hardy patrol
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msft recruiter reading my resume in Tartarus

mystic depot
hardy patrol
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been like 2 months

jaunty cove
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microsoft isocubes

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let me check my protal

frigid gate
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MSft and gg still ghost me

mystic depot
frigid gate
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in fact Google ghost me from last year

jaunty cove
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dude is coping hard

mystic depot
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craughing i be getting all the luck

frigid gate
mystic depot
hardy patrol
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remember when i posted msft updates almost daily like a retard thinking it was only going to take a few weeks for them to respond

mystic depot
frigid gate
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oh

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understandable

mystic depot
jaunty cove
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yea im still under consideration

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i wouldnt take microsoft unles they can guarantee im working on vscode

hardy patrol
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they do

jaunty cove
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or msr

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which will never happen

hardy patrol
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not taking msft if they can guarantee i can get a free xbox

mystic depot
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brooooo salat moving fast

hardy patrol
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ikr

frigid gate
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wait anyone applied for Explore Msft ?

mystic depot
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cracked resume for sure

hardy patrol
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bro they memory holed my resume when i applied aug 26

jaunty cove
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cheater

frigid gate
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they ghost me for nearly 2.5 month

mystic depot
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lmfao

hardy patrol
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we need to start swearing on the bible before making unverified unironic claims

jaunty cove
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chime shows the role

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its possible

near swallow
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It’s ok because sushi said he got it too

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So it must be true

frigid gate
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?

hardy patrol
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clearly sushi has the perfect record of being truthful

jaunty cove
near swallow
hardy patrol
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you going to palo alto right colin

mystic depot
jaunty cove
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yea

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sf is sick

jaunty cove
hardy patrol
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word

frigid gate
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believe what ?

jaunty cove
proud crag
jaunty cove
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we should meet up in the tenderloin

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i dont have any skins

hardy patrol
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salat why do you need to buy an ccount

jaunty cove
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but you can buy this one

hardy patrol
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fuck you did

jaunty cove
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lol yea i havent been there in over a year now

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cant wait to go back

hardy patrol
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lol

jaunty cove
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die

hardy patrol
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i get automuted often i keep forgetting retard is blacklisted

jaunty cove
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sincerely all jungler

hardy patrol
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really

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is that actually on the blacklist too

vernal cove
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@random sonnet helloo

hardy patrol
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🧢

mystic depot
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?avatar @median hedge

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icl i swear that dog be smoking

hardy patrol
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let it be known to the jurors this is whats called "cap"

mystic depot
hardy patrol
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bro im going to utah

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next summer

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if i dont renege fidelity

muted summit
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whats in utah bruh

hardy patrol
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nothing

muted summit
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lots of mormons is all i know

jaunty cove
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zion naational park

hardy patrol
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wasteland filled with strange wanderers

jaunty cove
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arches national park

mystic depot
jaunty cove
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bryce canyon national park

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delicate arch

hardy patrol
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youll love utah if your into white women with dirty feet they all hiking barefoot

muted summit
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ive been to bryce and zion

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they're really nice

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wtf 💀

mystic depot
hardy patrol
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blackstone and paypal

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applied mega late

quaint bolt
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?avatar @median hedge

warped daggerBOT
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mystic depot
hardy patrol
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nice

cold path
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dabi for mod btw

jaunty cove
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paypal is cool

mystic depot
hardy patrol
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✊

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dabi uniting the nation

cold path
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FACTS

jaunty cove
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kimbal_Musk

Kimbal Musk

Kimbal Reeve Musk (born 20 September 1972) is a South African restaurateur, chef, and entrepreneur. He owns The Kitchen Restaurant Group, a collection of "community" restaurants located in Colorado, Chicago, and Indianapolis. He is the co-founder and chairman of Big Green, a 501(c)(3) nonprofit that has built hundreds of outdoor classrooms call...

mystic depot
cold path
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if u vote me for mod i will legit combine koreas UNLIKE SOME MODS.... (kirb)

hardy patrol
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what will your first action be as head of the department of justice

jaunty cove
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pax jax

cold path
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no but not for any serious reasons he just seems annoying

hardy patrol
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hes the one

near swallow
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Bro are you ok, you know I can read right

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The fact i spent 10 sec finding one screenshot for you

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Do you realize what that means

mystic depot
near swallow
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I’m just going to ban you now

hardy patrol
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lets fucking gooo

mystic depot
cold path
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S tier: dabi river trading
F tier: the rest of them

hardy patrol
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give them a chance for final words

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nvm theyll take 5 years

near swallow
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@wary whale pls confirm you are understanding this i want to make sure u can read too

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: )

cold path
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whos jane

jaunty cove
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  1. jane street 2. renaissance technologies 3. i forgor
cold path
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is she bad

mystic depot
near swallow
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!remindme ban @wary whale now

warped daggerBOT
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Invalid time provided, try e.g. "tomorrow" or "3 days".

granite fulcrum
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u guys underestimating jump

mystic depot
near swallow
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!remindme ban sushi 1 sec

warped daggerBOT
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Alright bean_pancakes, I'll remind you about ban sushi in now. ID: None

barren lynx
earnest hatch
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!remindme amazon tomorrow

hardy patrol
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"it"

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he fell for the pfp

quaint bolt
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I look like my pfp btw

jaunty cove
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amazon or jump street?

barren lynx
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wtf KEKwait

near swallow
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The bot took 17 sec to dm me what is this message queue shit

quaint bolt
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No one lies on discord

hardy patrol
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where is sushi i want to see their reaction in real time

mystic depot
hardy patrol
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live sushi reaction

mystic depot
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i be making assumptions

quaint bolt
jaunty cove
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21 jump street offer

earnest hatch
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So that fake Amazon message originated in this server?

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Idiots

barren lynx
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wtf getting jebaited so hard recently

quaint bolt
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yes

hardy patrol
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i dont watch one piece but i know its real

mystic depot
hardy patrol
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sushi in chat lfg

jaunty cove
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my name jeff peepolove

mystic depot
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🍣

hardy patrol
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blood for the blood gods

near swallow
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Last words my brother

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Choose well

mystic depot
barren lynx
hardy patrol
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hes choosing them with utmost caution and craft

muted summit
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wonder what meeting sushi in the summer will be like

hardy patrol
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i will be moved to tears from his last words

barren lynx
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desperate for any glimpse of a woman copium

muted summit
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they only check if you're a criminal

quaint bolt
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They check your id when you start the internship lol

near swallow
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_ _

muted summit
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they check your id when you get your badge right

barren lynx
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imagine being a discord mod

jaunty cove
mystic depot
quaint bolt
hardy patrol
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he still trying to argue his freedom while in the guillotine

quaint bolt
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Govt id

jaunty cove
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Ah theyre going to find my real identity

barren lynx
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i think its kinda sus that yall are assuming the he pronoun tho

near swallow
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Sushi gone

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No dont dm me

jaunty cove
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lol

quaint bolt
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Sushi gone

barren lynx
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yall bullies

cold path
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@wary whale if u were more endearing youd be able to get away with more trolling btw (like me)

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oh

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LMAO

hardy patrol
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dunked on

jaunty cove
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hes stil here

hardy patrol
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@sinful locust

mystic depot
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sushi moment

sinful locust
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stop pinging me

jaunty cove
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wait no hes not

quaint bolt
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No they’re not

barren lynx
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sushi what are your pronouns

quaint bolt
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Lmao

jaunty cove
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@wary whale

mystic depot
jaunty cove
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trial by fire

quaint bolt
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And they were in the server

jaunty cove
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ah

hardy patrol
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sushi unblocked me just to ask me where my amazon oa is then promptly reblocked this guy is the flying dutchman

jaunty cove
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guy was trolling

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i saw it too

barren lynx
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its fake

jaunty cove
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he got banned from the amazon interns discord after admitting it was fake

mystic depot
hardy patrol
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tobro left in the dust

near swallow
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If an amazon server bans u then u are a literal chimp

barren lynx
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wtf goku was here too? why are all weirdos getting amzn

quaint bolt
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Why did no one tell me it was sushi sending that video WazowskiStare

jaunty cove
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yes on the mail app

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sushi wasnt the guy who posted the video

earnest hatch
halcyon wedge
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Hi guys

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Can I get some context?

mystic depot
cold path
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TFIZZ

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💀

mystic depot
barren lynx
hardy patrol
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csmajors deep state pulling the strings

mystic depot
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chat rn

hardy patrol
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oh right endorsi

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bro dmed me saying not to mention him again

halcyon wedge
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lmao, the streamer legened

jaunty cove
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but the original guy later posted a video

mystic depot
quaint bolt
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Were there not some serious allegations against him?

mystic depot
barren lynx
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wtf this server has all the amazon mfs

jaunty cove
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elon musk is a good ceo copium

hardy patrol
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all the amazon people either migrated to the amazon server or stick around here if theyre not done with the grind

barren lynx
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@mild gale wtf you doin here

jaunty cove
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he just copied the other email

mystic depot
barren lynx
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ngl yall should stop assuming pronouns fr tho

quaint bolt
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Banana man

hardy patrol
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is his ban perm or 2 weeks

quaint bolt
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My citadel interviewer was a no show

wooden shard
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Sushi banned?

quaint bolt
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Yes

mystic depot
wooden shard
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Rip

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Citadel full

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💀

quaint bolt
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They were too afraid of the wagon man

mystic depot
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nah no breaks only LC

quaint bolt
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I’m too op

mystic depot
jaunty cove
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Yes

quaint bolt
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Learn stats

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Deleted so people stop getting worried WazowskiStare

mystic depot
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what in tarnation was that cap email

untold spire
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yoo i wanna read the email

quaint bolt
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Pls don’t send this unless you can personally vouch that you’ve seen this and it’s true

hardy patrol
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we need that thing from twitter where it adds a blurb beneath your post saying its misleading

quaint bolt
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I will ban the next person who sends this

mystic depot
jaunty cove
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what

hardy patrol
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i await execution

unknown.png
jaunty cove
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it is fake the person admitted it

mystic depot
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nah after cap1 incident i dont believe nothing from here no more

hardy patrol
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this is my society arc

mystic depot
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nah i just saw it unfold lmao

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from here

quaint bolt
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Review stats 2

mystic depot
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fr bro fr i did

quaint bolt
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And play poker

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Actually memorize green book

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Banana man

mystic depot
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LMFAOOOOOOOO

jaunty cove
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wanna hear another joke, wagons? what do you get when you cross a mentally ill microsoft applicant with a discord server who treats him like trash? -charlie

hardy patrol
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lmao

hardy patrol
quaint bolt
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Someone I know got 2 qs directly from there

mystic depot
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i come in the server, chat going crazy, got me shook icl

jaunty cove
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mfw green book includes super egg drop

mystic depot
quaint bolt
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Banana man

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What do I’ve got extra prep time for Cit now

forest breach
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guys

hardy patrol
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desperately want to avoid tech companies with ping pong tables

forest breach
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is phone at HRT like leetcode and chill

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or do they asko for more stuff?

mystic depot
quaint bolt
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memory, file systems

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Ray tracing

jaunty cove
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💀

hardy patrol
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lmao

forest breach
hardy patrol
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hft phone is digital chinese water torture sorry to tell you

cold path
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mf like me would handle this no problem

quaint bolt
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They don’t ask sys design during initial phone tho right

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That’s just lc?

cold path
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guess im jusut built diff idk

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kermit_think context?

quaint bolt
late terrace
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is microsoft research > roblox

jaunty cove
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its for trading tho i thought

forest breach
cold path
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LMFAO

barren lynx
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what are yalls thoughts on affirmative action

jaunty cove
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mb

cold path
hardy patrol
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dav the same dude who said not to assume pronouns btw

barren lynx
jaunty cove
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same guy who says "why does this photo have the mexcian filter"

quaint bolt
forest breach
barren lynx
mystic depot
forest breach
barren lynx
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US

quaint bolt
forest breach
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i have the interview tomorrow xD

quaint bolt
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Oh

mystic depot
quaint bolt
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Finish it quick

forest breach
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which is the most vital part? xd

late terrace
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@hidden mural yo is msr > roblox

mystic depot
forest breach
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i was busy

quaint bolt
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Honestly you can’t really cram this rn

hardy patrol
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shiet

quaint bolt
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Just go thru your uni stats course notes

forest breach
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okok

mystic depot
hardy patrol
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i need to grind tmrw for paypal oa i heard its sleeper but i dont want to miss my chance to go to cali

forest breach
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what?

hardy patrol
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for free

mystic depot
barren lynx
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@median hedge whats your citizenship

jaunty cove
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become michael burray

forest breach
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no

quaint bolt
forest breach
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already watched it

mystic depot
quaint bolt
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A proud citizen of wagonia

late terrace
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no but im trying to see if its worth applying since all of the requirements

quaint bolt
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Population 2: me and salat

mystic depot
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wagonia citizenship -> green card pipeline???

untold spire
quaint bolt
barren lynx
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honest question how often do yall shower? i shower once a month and today someone said i stank. thinking about showering biweekly now (on the day of paycheck)

mystic depot
late terrace
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only considering resume value really

half plinth
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what is msr

barren lynx
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really? isnt it kinda bad for you

mystic depot
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not doing LC increases my lc knowledge

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not even lying

barren lynx
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wtf is riverside

hardy patrol
barren lynx
hardy patrol
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but im on the fence

late terrace
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really tempted to apply, guess i should decide asap

barren lynx
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im always serious

tranquil arch
hardy patrol
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clearly

tranquil arch
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Is this true?

jaunty cove
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no

barren lynx
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it was a troll

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stop sending this shit

jaunty cove
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this is based on this server

hardy patrol
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which one of you did this

unknown.png
jaunty cove
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which was from another server

sinful locust
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this is sushi’s doing isn’t it

mystic depot
hardy patrol
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start a manhunt on cutepotato from twilio

jaunty cove
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maybe we are the deep state of csmajors

mystic depot
hardy patrol
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we were the shadow syndicate the whole time

barren lynx
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mfs from cscd are so problematic fr

mystic depot
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strap in lmfao

jaunty cove
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are we the bad guys

barren lynx
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yes

forest breach
hardy patrol
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mf dav saying showering daily is bad for you

mystic depot
barren lynx
forest breach
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thx

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i know

hardy patrol
quaint bolt
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this dav person kinda weird champ ngl

forest breach
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xD

barren lynx
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wtf

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mfs calling me weird champ

random prairie
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has anyone done paypal final??? difficulty?

quaint bolt
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@ me if they act up banhammer

forest breach
barren lynx
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@quaint bolt they act up

hardy patrol
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10 minutes in he talks about affirmative action, assuming pronouns and showering once a month

mystic depot
earnest hatch
hardy patrol
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hes every csmajor rolled into one

mystic depot
barren lynx
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paging @quaint bolt

hardy patrol
verbal iris
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Ok time to act up

barren lynx
forest breach
jaunty cove
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No more mister nice guy 😼

quaint bolt
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Timed out

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Next time I’ll ban

mystic depot
verbal iris
hardy patrol
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pause

mystic depot
late terrace
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@hidden mural also did you submit an actual cv (ive dont have one)

mystic depot
late terrace
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kk cool

jaunty cove
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Bruh

hardy patrol
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good one post it a third time

verbal iris
worn bear
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..

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dont post stuff like dat

forest breach
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which city

jaunty cove
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milawaukee

verbal iris
hardy patrol
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we got our own representative on blind

unknown.png
quaint bolt
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THIS WAS LITERALLY RN

barren lynx
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yall please donate me some of yalls swe money recession hit siff frfr

half spindle
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wtf is happening w stripe

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does any one know

hardy patrol
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idk who but the post is taking off

jaunty cove
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what have we done..

half spindle
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idk what they are

verbal iris
half spindle
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there’s no communication tho

hardy patrol
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second time our names come up elsewhere and its bc of misinformation and panic 💀

jaunty cove
earnest hatch
jaunty cove
barren lynx
earnest hatch
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How do people post without their company on Blind?

verbal iris
quaint bolt
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I don’t think you can unless you use a custom email

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^

earnest hatch
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How do they even pull that up. LinkedIn?

quaint bolt
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It’s completely anonymous anyways so it’s fine

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Apart from company name

verbal iris
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Manny gone wild in the latest book

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barren lynx
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ngl yall be spamming a lot frfr

verbal iris
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Yes that is the point

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I said I was going to act up

mystic depot
earnest hatch
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Tf is wrong with people faking emails, and going to elaborate lengths like making a video

barren lynx
barren lynx
verbal iris
barren lynx
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daddi Xi

earnest hatch
barren lynx
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Xi save this world frfr prayge

verbal iris
barren lynx
mystic depot
hardy patrol
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bro uploading his whole meme folder

verbal iris
barren lynx
quaint bolt
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Bruh

hardy patrol
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someone here posting on our behalf

verbal iris
hardy patrol
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among us but in real life

barren lynx
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mfs kinda cringe fr

mystic depot
barren lynx
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yall still use blind in 2022

quaint bolt
verbal iris
mystic depot
barren lynx
quaint bolt
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Someone link the post

hardy patrol
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pestilence and plague

mystic depot
hardy patrol
barren lynx
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mfs need to chill fr

verbal iris
hardy patrol
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chill bruh dont cancel us on blind we didnt mean it

quaint bolt
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Why’s the imagine wagons comment not top voted

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Y’all need to do something about this

mystic depot
hardy patrol
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can you imagine genuinely panicking about your only summer offer being rescinded to click on the comments and read a bunch of schizo comments

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"who the fuck is imagine wagons"

barren lynx
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yall are weird af ngl

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me

mystic depot
barren lynx
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another typical tech bro?

mystic depot
barren lynx
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rip

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kinda crazy how people's jobs depend on fictitious capital aka stock market

sinful locust
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no

barren lynx
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no

verbal iris
barren lynx
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mfs play clash royale

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i thought it was dead already

mystic depot
sinful locust
barren lynx
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printer for the rich

uneven vault
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there were a few posts

mystic depot
uneven vault
barren lynx
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its not

mystic depot
sinful locust
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and 0 prep

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so imma manifest some rng

uneven vault
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its amz bruh

sinful locust
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bro i literally cant

uneven vault
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they dont reject

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They asked me 1sum

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Leave alone 2sum

mystic depot
frigid gate
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ok someone should stop this shit

sinful locust
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bro dont lie like that

frigid gate
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things went too far

barren lynx
past comet
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with slight variant

mystic depot
quaint bolt
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I assume you weren’t here, but pls stop sending this

barren lynx
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bro stop spamming holy shit

past comet
jaunty cove
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i think ppl are just freaking out

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its the same photos

sinful locust
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acc 5

quaint bolt
sinful locust
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they all passed lol

hardy patrol
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company intern servers perpetuating actual small scale psyops is funny asf

past comet
hardy patrol
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until they do it for a company i have an offer for

uneven vault
quaint bolt
sinful locust
uneven vault
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bruh as a cs major course schedule is the bare minimum someone should be knowing

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its easy IMO

sinful locust
#

im still getting the offer bro im different like that😹

#

im the ceo of knowledge

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(manifesting)

uneven vault
fickle drift
#

whats the email

hardy patrol
#

comical how quick interns go from solving quirky coding puzzles 6 hours a day to plotting devious false flag operations to mess with the general public

jaunty cove
#

this is what people do when youre like

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why are you on discord on halloween

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this is what theyre doing

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yea im no tsaying i have a life

quaint bolt
hardy patrol
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im not here unless im in an interview loop

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once im done grinding im packing my bags

jaunty cove
#

how do i leave the server

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i keep alt tabbing into discord

muted summit
#

what server are we migrating to

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i also do the same thing

quaint bolt
jaunty cove
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idk

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maybe real life interactons

hardy patrol
#

not embracing falsehoods

muted summit
#

sounds like a plan

jaunty cove
#

ima be active in amazon interns discord for sure in the summer

muted summit
#

ill see you in seattle colin

jaunty cove
#

no im not in seattle

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sad

muted summit
#

ik

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you can take a little trip tho

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i think palo alto isnt bad tbh

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lots of nice little areas

jaunty cove
#

its very good im just sad im not seeing you guys at work

hardy patrol
#

if i land paypal ill visit you

muted summit
#

im from the bay so i wanted to go to seattle for the exp

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i think it was my 2nd

jaunty cove
#

it looks like guaranteed aws team

muted summit
#

i hope my team is remote

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so i can just work in the seattle offices

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since my actual location is bellevue

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the guy who interviewed me was AWS

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he said he really enjoys it

hardy patrol
#

nerd emoji manifested in real life

muted summit
#

is there a project preference sheet

proud crag
#

amazon WS

#

?

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is Wisconsin more prestigious hq

muted summit
#

whats the 996 MonkaChrist

jaunty cove
#

lol

proud crag
#

9 pushups a day. 9 days a week. every single day

muted summit
#

i wanna go to the bezos balls

jaunty cove
#

yea im willing to grind hard af

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i was grinding so hard this summer

muted summit
#

same

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💀

jaunty cove
#

damn nice

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i dont think an internship cn be that horrible

proud crag
#

apparently japanese work hours are fake cuz ur bullshitting for 12 hours a day

muted summit
#

this summer i did internship and leetcode only

jaunty cove
#

but im willing to make it less than comfortable to make return offer likely

muted summit
#

it was tough

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but worth it bc i couldnt do 2 sum when i started in the summer

summer sequoia
#

amazon remove me off waitlist tomorrow please PepeHands

jaunty cove
#

yea fair

glad remnant
#

@brisk zinc snowflake phone was after oa?

muted summit
#

my internship over the summer i coulda done like 2-3 hours a day and gotten away with it

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but i wanted to do the most i could in my project so i worked a lot

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and it was fun too

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i got OT pay at my internship LMAOO

torn gull
muted summit
#

my manager said i get 10 hours of OT every 2 weeks

jaunty cove
#

pog

muted summit
#

it was clutch

jaunty cove
#

Yikes

#

startup?

muted summit
#

LOL

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oh damn

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i worked at a surgical robotics company

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med tech is cool

proud crag
#

mid tech

muted summit
#

not my primary interest

#

but it was for sure unique

#

wait so what were you doing on the other days

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LMAO

#

fr same

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mid way through my internship my manager said i could come back if i wanted to

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and he told me not to feel pressured either

brisk zinc
muted summit
#

really good experience

brisk zinc
glad remnant
jaunty cove
#

13k/month is well worth it

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plus potential for 200k return offer

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💀

#

so high

muted summit
#

amazon new grad fr 200?

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i might go for bay area new grad since im from here but it depends how much i like seattle

#

promote in 1 year thanos

sinful locust
#

oof guys i just got the divine message that I. WILL. GET. INTO. AMAZON

muted summit
#

Diving message thanospog

sinful locust
#

the one

#

the necessary being

dense tinsel
#

ACTUAL KING 👑

proud crag
#

new strat become homeless then even food is a pleasant surprise

sinful locust
dense tinsel
#

yeah fr

tulip aspen
#

Google Deepmind or MindGeek kermit_think

low vale
#

Guys I need help what is the most prestigious candy bar

near swallow
low vale
#

nestle monkaHoly

jaunty cove
low vale
#

sup

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im searching for the best snack

#

hbu

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based wafer enjoyer

jaunty cove
low vale
#

nouget gladge

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never got into coffee flavor

jaunty cove
low vale
#

looking like either google or amazon

stone echo
#

@dawn silo

low vale
#

i've decided to go into tech

#

yeah

#

nyc

stone echo
#

toast or cisco for fall intern

#

or seatgeek

jaunty cove
#

oh rip

#

nyc is cool

low vale
#

where are you?

#

i swear if you're all in seattle

jaunty cove
#

palo alto

low vale
#

i will commit a felony

#

okay

dawn silo
#

anyone got some Datadog recruiters they can hmu with 💀

stone echo
royal pagoda
#

anyone got any recruiters period

stone echo
#

bro fuck seattle lol

low vale
#

i got 6 days of break and some friends in seattle

stone echo
#

shits depressing

low vale
#

could actually go there ngl

stone echo
jaunty cove
#

not anymore

low vale
#

i consider any place that's open prestigious

stone echo
#

no, meta

jaunty cove
#

i guess theyre still objectively prestigious

muted summit
#

we're all in seattle kek

low vale
#

you're in seattle too

muted summit
#

come visit

low vale
#

neither did i and i got seattle kekw_recession_edition

near swallow
#

Dont do it

#

U sit around and do nothing

#

Everybody smells

obsidian sedge
#

Guys

#

I had a dream that amazon rescinded all offers

near swallow
#

Tell us more

obsidian sedge
#

I got an email saying they're canceling the program but they're extending me a full time offer

#

my manager dmed on linky saying he changed his mind and wanted me to return

#

my dreams have never been wrong WHYYY WHYYY my last career dream was getting amazon offer in february and i got it the next month

near swallow
#

I mean u survived cs classes u can survive anime con. The worst imo are yugioh and smash tournaments

obsidian sedge
#

The rumbling has begun

muted summit
#

smash tourneys 💀

obsidian sedge
#

smash tourneys smell like ass

#

my god

#

its so crazy

stone echo
#

anyone know any other stripe NYC interns 👀

low vale
stone echo
#

yeah its dead

#

im like only nyc intern

#

rip

low vale
#

rip

#

there was a nonzero chance you would get a hard

#

prepared for the worst and got the best

stone echo
#

i hope datadog gives return offer like candy next year

#

cause im not confident in stripe giving them out

low vale
#

i buy money

muted summit
#

wheres the money copy pasta

#

imo it looks way more fun

#

i been out of this state like once

low vale
#

im proud of my three digit bank account

#

9.00

#

if any tc <= yours its 🥜

#

a lot of people here will probably get above 170k starting so that inflates everyone else's perceptions

muted summit
#

every other industry would love to start at like 70k lowkey

low vale
#

mine was 150k

glad remnant
#

Does snowflake check our resumes and then give out oas

stone echo
#

is there a list of part time jobs or nah

low vale
stone echo
#

someone will take me

#

😦

low vale
#

lots of applicants for a microscopic number of places

stone echo
#

i dont wanna TA

#

actually my course load is fucked

#

since im cramming everything

#

smh

low vale
#

TAing isn't a bad option

stone echo
#

meh i did it for 3 semesters already

glad remnant
#

Hmm you sound sure? Is it because they give mass oas

low vale
#

i lowkey both want to do something part time and dont lol

stone echo
#

TA is boring

low vale
#

if i fail a course then i have to do 4 years

#

yeah networking is probably the best option for part time i think

glad remnant
#

Does this work for PayPal too lol

obsidian sedge
#

TAing is so fun

stone echo
#

❌ 🧢

obsidian sedge
#

but the money is seriously terrible

stone echo
#

I TA a year straight

obsidian sedge
#

dont do it for the money

stone echo
#

its boring and the money is the wrost thing ever

#

i did it 3 times

#

15/hr lol

glad remnant
#

I wanna do it for Microsoft

obsidian sedge
#

did you do grading ta or lab ta or what

stone echo
#

16/hr

obsidian sedge
#

mf i make 11

#

💀

stone echo
#

11/hr LMAO

#

wtf

glad remnant
#

But I can’t seem to connect to our uni recruiter

obsidian sedge
#

yeah bro

#

i never hit 15 hours a week either

#

most weeks its just 3 hours of office hours and that's it 💀

glad remnant
obsidian sedge
#

except in grading weeks when i get a bunch of easy hours

stone echo
#

right now. start crying

obsidian sedge
#

when the summer starts

stone echo
#

your offer was rescinded

glad remnant
#

When they explicitly say no

obsidian sedge
#

L bozo

#

L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L

untold spire
#

what if ur recruiter is stranded so they couldnt send u the offer letter

#

provide them with wifi to continue

low vale
#

hi im your google recruiter, i will need $50 to fix my wifi connection to interview you. Please send the money to my paypal, I will pay you back

#

nice, that's good to hear, how much did you end up having to do?

uneven vault
#

to whom?

muted summit
#

i hope i dont forget all my lc knowledge

#

in a few months

low vale
#

neat

muted summit
#

i grinded rly hard tho

#

and im p confident on most stuff

low vale
#

200~ is the point where you can do mediums by looking at them

#

well not 200

#

150

jaunty cove
#

i forgot everything from all my clases

muted summit
#

yeah i started being able to do a lot more mediums quickly

low vale
#

just look for a few seconds and you know where to start

obsidian sedge
#

i can do a fair percentage of mediums just by looking and i have ~120 solved

muted summit
#

after maybe month 2

low vale
#

i lowkey stopped doing leetcode because of that

#

i just looked at questions

muted summit
#

did you study dp

#

i havent really touched dp

low vale
#

and im like you do this in this way

muted summit
#

but i cant be asked honestly

low vale
#

and then look at the answer

#

so my lc count has been stuck at like 250 for 1 month lol

muted summit
#

i didnt get dp for either somehow 🙏

low vale
#

but scattered around

#

i can sort of understand dp questions

#

but its not enough to do most dp questions

muted summit
#

same but i dont think i can do them

low vale
#

dp is weird because i got a dp hard in like .2 sec

#

but then i got a dp med and i was like

#

nani the fuck

muted summit
#

yeah i did a dp hard one time and i was really surprised

#

but most dp questions i dont think i can do on my own

low vale
#

sometimes i think of a solution and then after the fact im like

#

oh

#

this was dp

muted summit
#

i know its dp by process of elimination

#

im p comfortable on everything else that i can just tell its dp if its not anything else

robust bridge
#

did sap ever open their apps?

unkempt bloom
#

3rd tier company anyways

#

SAP is not dying

#

its just boring

#

guys what do i do about my google interviewer

#

they cancelled the calendar event without emailing me about it

#

does this mean im done for

#

answer my question

coarse vigil
#

yo did you do these how were they

unkempt bloom
#

and ask what

untold spire
unkempt bloom
#

"why did u cancel my event that i booked with you, and then why did u not email me afterwards informing me of the cancellation?"

#

"why are u disrespecting my time as a candidate, I stressed out about this call because I'm nervous to speak to recruiters, and then you just randomly cancelled on me without emailing me"

#

"I demand reparations in the form of a full time offer"

jaunty cove
#

i dont really feel like trying that hard in school anymore

#

like i wanna get B+/A- sure

#

but i just dont really see the point in stressing out

wooden shard
#

Take a break @jaunty cove

#

U got amz

jaunty cove
#

yea thats why

#

i still wanna learn math

#

but not to get a good grade

#

just cause its fun

wooden shard
#

Fax

#

J learn for fun now

quaint bolt
#

We’re the same age dogesmile

coarse vigil
#

howt wooman

somber solstice
#

are there more active robloxians or amazonians here

sinful locust
#

feels good to know i will be getting amazon offer and taking the fam out of poverty

#

(manifesting)

somber solstice
sinful locust
somber solstice
white swallow
coarse vigil
#

time to activate my innervateman

sand coral
#

@somber solstice Did you get Roblox?

sinful locust
#

anyone know internships with super late start dates for summer 2023

somber solstice
quaint bolt
#

Amazon kinda

long slate
#

I’m trying something

#

Instead of NNN it’s leetcode every day of the month

dawn silo
#

"leetcode every day of the month" rolls of the tongue

mossy compass
frigid gate
#

is there any discords for damajors I wonder thonk

sand coral
north portal
#

wake up babe

#

new levels prices dropped

#

also hrt was actually 120 an hr and not 70

somber solstice
#

i refuse to be called freshman

#

my grad date is 2025 🙏

#

or 2024

#

whichever one is better at the time

hardy patrol
#

adapting to the environment

north portal
#

burn out be destroying my will to do the rest of these interviews fr fr

#

but i gotta make an upwards movement

untold spire
#

lol

quaint bolt
#

Damn wagon man agrees with dog man?

torn gull
#

school?

old moon
#

does everyone who interviews with microsoft get a voucher? or is it a scam

stone echo
#

👀

quaint bolt
#

I got one

#

wagon-approved

hardy patrol
#

send 300 dollars in android gift cards to receive further assistance

quaint bolt
#

salat wtf stop spreading misinformation

jaunty cove
#

im built like covid 19

hardy patrol
#

salat you understand this servers going through a pr crisis with disinformation

quaint bolt
#

yes

old moon
#

lol it asks for credit card info to register

hardy patrol
#

refrain from making those jokes whether ironic or not

glad berry
#

Cap

jaunty cove
#

armani death squad will execute anyone spreading misinformation

quaint bolt
#

no salat

#

you can be silly

hardy patrol
#

those scam call centers make bank

#

forgot the pull but some of them rake in millions yearly

jaunty cove
#

i saved this

#

banned for fake news

hardy patrol
#

financial darwinism

willow drift
#

Who’s Darwin

tulip aspen
#

guys how to "slide in dms"???

muted summit
#

@tulip aspen my dms are open

hardy patrol
#

call scammers are the closest thing to digital predators that cull the old and stupid in the animal kingdom

willow drift
#

Alright who’s making a call scammer bot

quaint bolt
sinful locust
bright elbow
#

Anyone heard back after paypal oa yet?

sinful locust
#

no

oak drift
#

I want Netflix phone

#

Ducking kms

frigid gate
haughty cradle
#

For those of you applying to Ramp, they require you to find all 4 flags in order to qualify for next round

#

Just letting yall know

#

this applies to both new grad and internship roles

vapid pecan
#

should i expect an acknowledgement after signing an offer or is it usually just radio silence for a while?

wooden shard