2023_summer

[hushed charm]

or did you do process

[north portal]

no?

[jaunty cove]

i just want to drink redbull vodkas and listen to rihanna 😍

[hushed charm]

oh mb lol

[north portal]

lmao, where did u get that info from

[hushed charm]

just guessing from your name

[north portal]

im in the process rn but no offer yet

soon tho

[hushed charm]

Im acc so sad

I had referal

NO OA

NOTHING

ex amazon too

man

[safe minnow]

I feel like we're hearing this more this season

[jaunty cove]

ex amazon | incoming sde intern at tyrell corp summer 2049

[hushed charm]

me fr

say it with your chest bro

ryan gosling hot

[north portal]

ryan gosling hot

damn you spelled ryan gosling hot very wrong

[jaunty cove]

facts

[hollow sun]

[crisp berry]

it's funny how eBay is harder to get than amazon

but amazon resume value >>> eBay

[jaunty cove]

Hi Colin,

Congratulations on being selected for the Coding Challenge process with eBay. We hope you've already completed the coding challenge, if so, please remember these key takeaways below:

Preparation is crucial to acing your interview! Below are a few pro tips from the RippleMatch team that will help. For a more detailed overview of the interview process and how to prepare, read our guide to interviewing here.

(1) Sell yourself.

Your background is what caught their attention, so make sure that you can speak about yourself and your accomplishments. Check out some common interview questions here.

(2) Be enthusiastic.

Don't forget: enthusiasm is a good thing! Companies love to hear that you are excited about their positions. If this is your dream job, let them know.

(3) Do your research.

Make sure you can articulate exactly why you would be a good fit for the company. If you don't have much experience, make sure you convey how interested you are in the new role. Here's an article that might help.

(4) Prepare thoughtful questions.

Always prepare two or three great questions to show the recruiter that you did your research.

(5) Always follow up.

Follow up with a thank-you note to your interviewer within 24 hours of the interview! Failing to write a note will hurt your chances, while a thoughtful and reflective thank you is one of the best ways to turn a "maybe" into a "yes".

Let me know if you have any questions. We're all pulling for you!

Good luck,

Brennan

all this just to get resume screened tomorrow

thanks brennan

[muted summit]

shes in the spam now

LOOL

[jaunty cove]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8

[sinful locust]

@sleek pike shit damn

https://techcrunch.com/2022/10/26/ford-vw-backed-argo-ai-is-shutting-down/

[jaunty cove]

im going to kms

[sinful locust]

argo ai shut down

[jaunty cove]

am i really that socially unaware that i thought i did well on the LPS

[sinful locust]

rip

most AVs just try to copy too much

i knew argo wasnt that good

lol

thy moved towards driver assist systems

knew they couldnt make true AV possible

thats why it made it hard to attract further investing

when they have waymo cruise and nuro to money dump into

personally think waymo is #1 so far

[stable spire]

fucking asana HM isnt rejecting me yet but why

[sinful locust]

yeah zoox also good

[stable spire]

idk i did final last week and still waiting

[heady storm]

the 20 min one? or like an hour one

[safe minnow]

[sinful locust]

lol

[jaunty cove]

ebay is auto

idk who told me itsn ot

i applied yesterday got one rn

resume sucks ass

plus ppl are getting rejected with 846

I'm a social media manager and my personal Instagram has 109 followers.

When ya'll see someone in social with nothing to show on their personal accounts... don't assume it's a reflection on their abilities.

[heady storm]

o damn, whend you do ur first 20 min one

wtf

[boreal forge]

Did u do the final round for core or algo swe intern? And how many questions did u get?

[sinful locust]

@near swallow we got 15 votes

[safe minnow]

Damn your beef with sushi deep

[sinful locust]

not deep

he just annoying af

@pseudo shoal

yo

[pseudo shoal]

@hearty river

[autumn roost]

When do fall apps typically open?

[night eagle]

just had my last interview of szn

now we wait

[slow wing]

Like the final round one?

[north portal]

oh the phone is nice

its just a technical

they review ur OA questions, ask some follow up, then u get 2 more hackerrank questions u gotta code in front of them

and then like a bit of behavioural resume questions

yea

i fucked it up lowkey

i got 1/2 questions cuz i spent too much time on the explanations and shit

and wasnt able to code the 2nd question in time

yea maybe

thanks best of luck with it!

[late terrace]

their headcount is over 250 this year

well that wouldn’t make sense given it was about 200 last year

i asked a recruiter

[vapid pecan]

rescind half of them

ez

[late terrace]

do what they did this year

[safe minnow]

We should ask our recruiters

[late terrace]

50% return offer rate

[jaunty cove]

50% return offer rate is low?

[late terrace]

yea

[safe minnow]

Before Roblox’s was much higher

[jaunty cove]

Wow

[safe minnow]

Yeah Li with 96% rate

[late terrace]

only companies with sub 50 is quant

[safe minnow]

Makes sense

[late terrace]

even then it’s mostly traders

[jaunty cove]

So its like

Mostly expected to get a RO

[late terrace]

damn why so low

[safe minnow]

From previous Roblox interns I know, yes

[late terrace]

wait meta was like 5% lmfaoooo

[safe minnow]

Name brand + self selective

[late terrace]

well this year should be excluded

cuz economy and what not

[safe minnow]

I think they’re capping tbh

No shot they say it’s shit, they’d get fired

[late terrace]

maybe they’re comparing to facebook

gdp grew this quarter

but that is not expected to repeat

[jaunty cove]

Brb adding tailwind css to my devops dashboard to secure RO

Ig paying up 25k for a potentially great employ is just an acceptable risk

Yeah, then they get to see you work in person

The best form of an interview is a 10 week internship

[north portal]

not really

for a company like roblox, its not as big a dent

[late terrace]

i just wanna hear back man

[north portal]

and a lot of time, variables such as how ur feeling, the questions, and potential bias can skew ur pool

[late terrace]

its not 100k

[north portal]

like having more candidates means theres a chance some of those so called "duds" could also end up showing and developing their skills

[jaunty cove]

At least 30k

[late terrace]

a lot of people still think roblox is a meme

[safe minnow]

It’s 30k

[north portal]

having 10 weeks to showcase consistent progress is better

[safe minnow]

They show the number of plays

[north portal]

less id say its reasonable 20kish

[jaunty cove]

Ok yur right

Ppl who GOT oa vs people who finished it

[north portal]

u underestimate just how many cs kids dont do internship huntinkg

this serve is an echo chamber of like minded kids, i can guarantee u that most kids dont do roblox OAs

[safe minnow]

Not sure if they reset the counter every year

[north portal]

fair tbh

[safe minnow]

Or acculturation

[north portal]

i was saying 20k but 10k is more likely

[late terrace]

okta said they had 3000 apps, so roblox probably around 10k no?

[jaunty cove]

i feel like roblox is way way more well known than okta

[north portal]

they will have 2999 next year cuz fuck Okta

are there even 500k cs majors

[slow ore]

what kind of qs (technical)

[jaunty cove]

Imagine applying to roblox as a meme cause u played it as a kid and getting offer for $60/hr

[north portal]

and then the return offer is 200k+

[jaunty cove]

yea

plus people said they got lc easy

[white lintel]

i mean i know ppl that basically got 2sum for rblx and no followup

[jaunty cove]

you can meme your way past lc hards if you get lucky

[north portal]

nah, half the kids in my school dont know roblox has internships, they think of the faangs and local companies and thats it

its kinda crazy

how little they know

like how u not gonna google internships and shit

word of mouth is insane as well, i met this one kid in DSA who thought that amazons salary was like 100k

true but does everyone even know of levels

i myself didnt really ever look it up until a friend from this server linked it to me tbh

oh fair, tbh most cs majors are like kids who want money and think of like 80k a year as alot

[jaunty cove]

When i joined this seerver i thought roblox was a meme like albertsons

[north portal]

its actually 6872 people

i counted it myself

[grim river]

@stable spire did u get return from fb btw

[heavy magnet]

is it worth accepting 2 offers incase one get rescinded lmao

[slow night]

Did FB post the internship role and then took it down?

[heavy magnet]

any1 know if C1 blacklist if u reneg?

[safe orbit]

does everyone get sent the google step form/questionnare?

[safe minnow]

🤔

I agree

The final is not very difficult (even compared to average)

Imo

[pastel whale]

Is stripe recruiting new grads as well?

[sinful locust]

if you dont get return internship offer, what are the chances of hearing back if you apply again the following season

or do they bl u

[static spindle]

holy shit is that the USA?

fix your economy man

[grand dagger]

sorry ill get on that

[safe minnow]

Honestly internship swag is gonna be a great addition to the wardrobe

Wait what

👀

Is Roblox the one that doesn’t send swag

Or do they

Madge

[shadow shard]

where hrt swag

i didn't get that in my email

i did the first one

scheduled the 2nd one

[fervent flax]

is the citadel final leetcode or like OOD?

[shadow shard]

need deep knowledge of os + hardware, and LC hard

swe

[fervent flax]

ah kk

[shadow shard]

why

[sinful locust]

^

dirty delete

[shadow shard]

computer architecture

not circuit level

[sinful locust]

[shadow shard]

yea

[heady hollow]

does Amazon negotiate m

[sinful locust]

HUH

who r u

:0

😐

[boreal forge]

Cit is rng, dependent on ur resume I think

Oh then it depends on role

[heady hollow]

so anyone know? or

oh ok rip

[slow night]

Any tips on how we can get their attention? I replied on their website and no response yet

[obsidian sedge]

Amazon doesn’t give a flying fuck

No negotiation on salary, location, team, nothing

[heady hollow]

@obsidian sedge ikr

that much is true

[obsidian sedge]

You take what you get and don’t cry about it is their philosophy

[heady hollow]

damn

[obsidian sedge]

HUH 😭😭😭😭😭

How is he gonna do you like that come onnnn bro

[half plinth]

post final?

maybe it was an accident

[jaunty cove]

No way the jane street recruiter is real

[half plinth]

did you ask the recruiter after

[jaunty cove]

I got blacklisted now

💀

Wrong server

[grave skiff]

@north cave

[royal pagoda]

[jaunty cove]

HRT btfo by c1

[limber hull]

any knowers if roblox renege blacklists

or if roblox extends deadline

[vapid pecan]

or why roblox ghosting me

[plain lynx]

anyone have any advice for Airbnb or DoorDash OA's?

[wraith heart]

did anyone get reached by apple's rc today for a phone?

[shadow shard]

albertsons

[crisp berry]

link? it says 96 for me on levelsfyi

https://www.levels.fyi/internships/Hudson-River-Trading/Software-Engineer-Intern/

[shadow shard]

no 23 entries

[crisp berry]

wtf did they actually lower it?

[shadow shard]

23 entry for HRT doesnt show up when u drill down

[fervent flax]

Lol this is just tc down the train

[static spindle]

jpm > virtu nvidia and hrt???

im officially prestigious guys

[wooden shard]

The sign on is not factored into five rings hourly btw

With signon it’s $160

Or sm shit

[jaunty cove]

Lmao

[granite fulcrum]

i caant tell if its legit

like jump paying that much

and hrt paying that little

[wooden shard]

Friend of friend got offer

And it’s right

[granite fulcrum]

isnt there a nda or something lol

[wooden shard]

Bc other quants increased pay

Also he had competing offer

[static spindle]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[granite fulcrum]

bruh imagine paying 150 an hour for an intern

???/?

this intern better cure cancer

[fervent flax]

HRT is below JS this year

Friend got both JS and HRT offer

hrt is like 20k a month including sign on JS is 21k a month including sign on

everything on levels

is sign on included

imo

😭

[round spire]

Quant trading or swe

[wooden shard]

Swe

[oak plume]

summer/fall sequences

[sinful locust]

3rd

nuro probably way more intense work

3rd/4th

cause its a semester either way

however, google first would help u on ur resume better

[oak plume]

databricks is intense too

i did google before

[sinful locust]

already?

bruh

[oak plume]

trying to convert

[sinful locust]

what year r u

[oak plume]

'24 grad

[sinful locust]

damn bruh

google 2nd year

OP af

Where were u this summer

@sinful locust

no name

sadly

All g I didn’t have anything

[sinful locust]

U tryna go google ft?

[oak plume]

yea but the process is annoying

[safe minnow]

Really?

[oak plume]

the summer interns r still waiting for return offers

most r

very few went out

[sinful locust]

last year was so good for recruiting man

if only last year was this yea

my inbox would be full af

[safe minnow]

This year rough

[late terrace]

factos bichotaso munano

[muted summit]

bruh i wonder what google return offer for intern is gonna look like next year

unlucky for interns that are still waiting on return

[oak plume]

ur pfp is my gboard background @muted summit

[muted summit]

[sinful locust]

where do u get this information from lmao

no i wasnt

[mild pendant]

hey, how did you get for google fall? did you get the summer offer and ask to change it?

[sinful locust]

oh well i mean it was fintech

[oak plume]

long story

[mild pendant]

i am trying to get one of my summer 2023 to convert to fall 2023 or spring 2023

care to elaborate in dm? would really appreciate it.

[sinful locust]

😒

[oak plume]

u shoudl ask ur recruiter

[sinful locust]

wasnt sushi supposed to be banned lol

[mild pendant]

ok thank you for help

[quaint bolt]

databricks + goog if you got runtime org for db

otherwise nuro + goog

do goog summer, gonna be more fun

[oak plume]

sigh

so many factors

[quaint bolt]

what org was your hm from

team matching happens after recruiter phone during interviews

[oak plume]

i have no idea

[quaint bolt]

my hm was from runtime org so my offer's basically with their org

oh take db then lol

I wouldn't take nuro in those circumstances

[oak plume]

25/90 return offer

but also

u get to ride in their cars

[quaint bolt]

ldr rough

[stable spire]

no return internship offer extended for anyone only GE ft

[oak plume]

fb is fr rough

[stable spire]

bro asana is blueballing me

[oak plume]

fuck asana

[stable spire]

final last week still no responses

[oak plume]

their interview made me want to die last year

[stable spire]

my phone and final OOD rounds went as well as they could

[oak plume]

they didnt like me for some reason and rejected

then this yr they reached out for phone and cancelled

[stable spire]

the self coding one a codeforces master didnt gaf abt my code and then grilled me so much

[safe minnow]

bruh

[uneven sand]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meow-big-lips-gif-13233291

[wicked bison]

guys

which resume point is better

Successfully implemented a custom registration process that allows users to sign up and create an account on the NFT platform using React, JavaScript, Typescript and Next.JS.

VS

Created a User Interface for the application using React, JavaScript, TypeScript and NextJS to help users
customize their profile and sign up on the NFT platform.

[uneven sand]

i would drop "successfully"

https://tenor.com/view/pallas-cat-what-huh-gif-14070902

[wicked bison]

whats the thought process behind this

[uneven sand]

doesn't add anything and takes up space

[sinful locust]

Wtf

Why is gusto just out

I rejected them like two months ago

[wooden shard]

?

[light meadow]

finally did amazon oa after a month of pushing it back

[wicked bison]

why

[light meadow]

just to do it for practice

already received amazon robotics and microsoft offer, but it was going to expire today so might as well complete it

[wicked bison]

Collaborated vs worked closely

which is a better action word

@honest spire what do u think

[torn gull]

Led

[wicked bison]

bro im not a team lead

but thats a good word for that position

[torn gull]

yes sir

[grim river]

whatd u get this yr

Why the new accounr

[past comet]

Mr Wagons when is your Robinhood final ?

[void sinew]

How do you negotiate internship comp?

[sinful locust]

ok guys i have decided

to

[slate wasp]

Whens urs

[sinful locust]

do a fall 2023 internship

[slate wasp]

I was trying to book mine for this week but then they said next week

And now on their email

It says i can only book for the week after

[sinful locust]

i already have a no name internship, i have a winter internship secured at a big canadian bank, I am in talks with a few well known companies for summer, if summer doesnt work out i can extend my winter internship

so

i will have 12 months of experience applying for the fall internships

i want to try my best to land faang

tips

[static spindle]

for fall?

[sinful locust]

ya

when do apps open

[past comet]

Just got the email today to schedule my final. Didn’t schedule it yet

[sinful locust]

im in canada btw so faangs do off season here

[past comet]

Jan-Feb

[sinful locust]

shid

damn thats kinda early

doesnt google open around may

[past comet]

Yeah

[sinful locust]

ok bad strategy but im gonna try to become friends with google CEO so i can guarantee fall interview

and ill start leetcoding in the winter break

ok

1 completed and 2 expected internships should be good for FAANG resume screen right?

[slate wasp]

Good luck brother 🙏🙏

[jaunty cove]

Famous last words

[naive kayak]

bruh expedia sent a mail yday saying u have 3 days for OA

they sent another one now asking me to finish in 24 hours

wtf

[past comet]

Ty

[void sinew]

Does anyone know if Salesforce allows to switch locations and keep same team?

The location I’m given is Boston but I want to live in San Fran

[thin prawn]

does anybody know if ebay codesignal is auto?

[jaunty cove]

pretty sure it is

[fervent plover]

Boston > sf

[thin prawn]

fuck i didnt do robinhood for ebay im stupid af

[jaunty cove]

What

[thin prawn]

i had robinhood codesignal and didnt do it cuz u have to wait 14 days to retake it

and i wasnt gonna get 750+

[jaunty cove]

rip

i mean

not doing it at all is worse than gettign 750

[thin prawn]

u right bruh im dumb af

idk if robinhood is auto or nah tho

[void sinew]

I have already lived there and wanted to experience something different. Like how would I ask this to the recruiter?

[safe minnow]

No

[heavy magnet]

fall internships start opening in jan-feb? wtf

its too early lmao

[past comet]

depends on companies, most big tech like goog open in end of summer ?

[exotic spoke]

Like for next fall?

[past comet]

ye

[exotic spoke]

Does that mean goog fall 2023 recruiting already happened

[sinful locust]

mr.davis why did u laugh at my comment

am i doing something wrong bro

[jaunty cove]

i didnt

skull is

[sinful locust]

laugh to death

[jaunty cove]

like im dead

cause it should be enougj

but who knows

[sinful locust]

famous last words threw me off

idk at this point bro

ill be honest

im gonna become a fulltime farmer

[jaunty cove]

facts

[sinful locust]

its been my dream since i was a kid

i need faang first tho cuz i gotta buy farmland

[jaunty cove]

ideal career timeline

save 80% of salary and buy a shit ton of land in alaska

what will you farm

[sinful locust]

beans potato cows

[hardy patrol]

dating is the last thing techbros should be making any comparisons to

[sinful locust]

Don't talk to me, merging two sorted lists rn 💯

damn bro im getting married next year lol

[jaunty cove]

incredibly based

[sinful locust]

bro look up Linus Sex Tips

youll become a changed man

[hardy patrol]

praying to see a post on programmerhumor of someone getting divorced with a quirky title stating his marriage offer got rescinded

[jaunty cove]

i [28m] just proposed to my [15f] girlfriend and i haven't heard back in 1 (one) week (7 days). did i get ghosted?

[safe minnow]

How can I decide whether to pursue another year of internships or try to graduate early?

I want to go into industry fast but idk if I'm ready for NG interviews/roles

[hardy patrol]

i [28m] just got contacted by local authorities do they reject by phone

[jaunty cove]

never go into industry

get 3 consecutive phds in cs, math, stats

and mycology

4*

[safe minnow]

I will have one by the time I start applying, and I am not interested in a masters

[hardy patrol]

pay me in swag

i dont want pay i want free bananas and corny hoodies

[safe minnow]

💀

[jaunty cove]

not gonna lie

17 an hour is not enogu to live

i disagree

you will be able to afford rent and food and nothing else

quit what?

that was way back when ethan was pushing a subaru hashback

man im talking way before hashtags

[quaint bolt]

min cost flow

[jaunty cove]

drake programming langaueg

[heavy magnet]

drake++

[jaunty cove]

drake isnt anti semitic

hes the goat fr

[quaint bolt]

Wait

I meant kanye

[jaunty cove]

imagine wagons is racist

[quaint bolt]

LOL

[jaunty cove]

offer rescinded

[quaint bolt]

Hey I’ve got 2 back to back midterms okay

My brain’s fried

[jaunty cove]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-nicki-minaj-nicki-barb-barbz-gif-22084715

😍

[quaint bolt]

Not the 6ixgod

[heavy magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/smh-kanye-west-cant-believe-this-gif-4773356

[quaint bolt]

He’d never do this

Had compilers today

Networks tomorrow

Ty

Aiya

[jaunty cove]

he started from the battom

[quaint bolt]

Huawei the new BlackBerry damn

Posting 500 jobs

[jaunty cove]

on god

jesus is king came out 3 years ago

The fkc

https://tenor.com/view/drake-lebron-lebron-james-forever-gif-19769749

[quaint bolt]

ok

there really wasn’t much point in scheduling Cit next Tuesday

Basically didn’t get to prep at all anyways

[grand wyvern]

Guys, during 3rd round of bloomberg's interview you should solve classic system design problem? Are here anyone already passed it?

[sinful locust]

hes jewish

[jaunty cove]

wowza

[stone echo]

roblox or datadog

[wooden shard]

Roblox

[jaunty cove]

green beans or pinto beans?

[full heron]

two weeks since ddog final and no news

[sinful locust]

hey hey cscd people

what's cookin

[north portal]

I’m in pain

[elder oar]

About to take Netflix OA grant me luck and power

[shrewd smelt]

I have networks next week

[shrewd smelt]

when did you apply?

[elder oar]

Like 2 weeks ago, this is my last day to take it 😬

[sinful locust]

how come

i wish i didnt stop my internship grind

i kinda stopped when i got my zon offer

i kinda missed out on better companies

[marble willow]

how is expedia OA? lc med or hard?

[quiet plover]

2 LC med

[static spindle]

is tiktok OA -> phone -> final?

ty

[muted summit]

https://www.reddit.com/r/csMajors/comments/yf95gn/reneging_the_faang_robotics_sde_intern_for_the/ well here's one more spot

[static spindle]

I LOVE ONLINE ASSESSMENTS

PLEASE SEND ME MORE ONLINE ASSESSMENTS

[robust meteor]

[jaunty cove]

I WANT TO SOLVE SUPER EGG drop

ITS BEEN A MLNTH

HOW THE FUCK DO I SOLVE IT

Beastly

[frigid gate]

Big brain

[jaunty cove]

Ok

Hmu tomorow

In 23 min

[granite fulcrum]

Is Amazon still hiring? Apparently they’re still interviewing people

[jaunty cove]

Idk

I think amazon is going under we should short amazon

[rugged knoll]

Wtf is solutions architect intern at Amazon

[granite fulcrum]

Then why are they still interviewing lmao

[jaunty cove]

Waitlist isnt reaal

Im not waitlist, amazon thought i was qualified and is just taking a while!

🙂

[rugged knoll]

Anyone?

[jaunty cove]

Design soltuiin

I think

[rugged knoll]

Is it worth doing over a swe internship?

[jaunty cove]

How many solutions have u architected?

[umbral skiff]

For applying to internships, dyt it’s better to have research experience or work in an IT office(more hardware tho, not much Swe)

[jaunty cove]

I just want a fuckinf Job

How many messages do i have to send in this discord

To get a job

[mild pendant]

Look up solutions architect aws cert

It’s a good job, cloud solutions and what not

[proud whale]

@sick oar was this urs

[mild pendant]

I got the aws solutions architect associate which is pretty good cert to have in 2 weeks

No previous cloud, aws or cert experience

nope

Every single company I’ve interviews with liked and noted that 🤷🏽‍♂️

Would someone without a cert know 🤔

Anyways

It took me 2 weeks to study and pass it

So who cares next 3 years I will be solid in whatever company since most use aws and doesn’t hurt to have it. System designs will be way easier and can name services / tech. Funny enough I had a question about that sort of thing during a LC technical today, and yea I mentioned that after I answered I had the cert but it was right on with what he wanted to here for solution

[mild pendant]

atlassian google dropbox nike jpmorganchase

[jaunty cove]

I had someone tell me i fell off

Ooh i needed that

😹

[mild pendant]

They have hiring freeze dumbass

[jaunty cove]

Salat got destroged

[mild pendant]

been waiting to here back from app

[jaunty cove]

What up

They have hiring freeze dumbass

[mild pendant]

Yes

[sick oar]

no

[jaunty cove]

😹

[sick oar]

but i know a lot about it

why what’s up

[jaunty cove]

Remember

When i trolled that guy

And he said

Dum ass

😂

[mild pendant]

yea bro

It’s crazy

[jaunty cove]

its funny cause its true

LIKE FOR A TBH

[mild pendant]

Oh

I am sorry salat

please forgive me

Unfreeze me from Amazon

Pls

Maybe I can use my useless cert to unfreeze myself

bro

[jaunty cove]

did y get waitlistd

Too

[mild pendant]

2 weeks of my life grinding for that
lifetime of dubs received

Bro

You don’t understand

I am a grinder

Pause

Like that was the only thing I did

[jaunty cove]

Pause bro

Fr

[sick oar]

Hear me out

[mild pendant]

Like I was like ok I have 3 weeks before fall semester start

[sick oar]

Amazon L anyway

[jaunty cove]

:lmao:

[mild pendant]

Why not just ge the cert it’ll help me out

[jaunty cove]

:roflcopter:

[mild pendant]

So that’s what I did

Day and night grinding

[jaunty cove]

:LET ME OFF THE WAITLIST:

[sick oar]

@jaunty cove give it another week

i can email a recruiter for u if u don’t get off the waitlist

[jaunty cove]

I cant

Can u refer me

[sick oar]

by next week

[mild pendant]

In total I did 60-70 hours + over those 2 weeks of studying and learning @wary whale

[sick oar]

for what 😹😹

[mild pendant]

It was actually 2.5 week but whatever

[jaunty cove]

SWAG development intern

[mild pendant]

The J.P. Morgan code for good hackathon swag was lit

[sick oar]

i would never unironically wear tech merch

[mild pendant]

I would definitely

dude it’s fire

[sick oar]

yeah

[mild pendant]

I do that now

[sick oar]

i have a water bottle with like 30 diff tech companies for shits and giggles

i don’t use it tho

i use another one

[jaunty cove]

can i have it

How was halloweekend bro

[quaint bolt]

come to Waterloo

[sick oar]

yes @jaunty cove i’ll deadass give it to u

[mild pendant]

Dude it is clean af
Just embroidered J.P. Morgan Chase in white on front of the black zip up, on the back

code for <good> 2022

[jaunty cove]

Rip ok

Hmu

cscd meetup

[mild pendant]

Anything with a back print is fire

[sick oar]

fun ash but the party i was at got shut down bc someone got drugged 😐😐😐😐

[jaunty cove]

Rip

ucsb moment

[sick oar]

pain and suffering

ik

[jaunty cove]

😹 its all fun ad games

[sick oar]

nasty

i would wear microsoft merch

their jackets r kinda lit

but

[jaunty cove]

Damn lmfaooo

I told the rcruiter to cancel my phone

[sick oar]

i don’t understand merch that says like “TEAM INTERN”

[jaunty cove]

And then i got reject email

[sick oar]

that’s so ugly

some girl here wears her two sigma intern jacket

which valid flex but like

bruh

[jaunty cove]

Lmaoo

[sick oar]

3x 2 sigma intern btw

[jaunty cove]

Most cracked ucsb studnet

i apllied to two sigma in august

i have a chance

Yea

Tbh

We are prilly in last 20 candidats

Just give it a week

[sick oar]

@median hedge do u have an hft

[jaunty cove]

I have an Nft

😂😂😂

[sick oar]

valid

[mild pendant]

Bro I hear hft linked list palindrome

[sick oar]

i’m never gonna do hft

jane street rejected me after the final this year im done

[jaunty cove]

Linked lsit palindrome pogU

[sick oar]

never again

[jaunty cove]

DJoin csmjaors discord

A jane street recruiter hnironcially

Joine dthe disc

Yesterday

[mild pendant]

But you have to do it O(1), cause math and shit

[jaunty cove]

And i said

Can inget into js with 2.1 gpa

And then

the mods confirrmed

they were reaal

💀

[mild pendant]

I can’t blame them

Like this is a grinder discord

[sick oar]

I’m deleting that

[mild pendant]

But not everyone down to do that

[jaunty cove]

Im already blacklisted

Aftrr i said thank you

When they rejecred mep

No that was blomberg

[quaint bolt]

sadge

[mild pendant]

Trust this works

[sick oar]

I wish I went to loo

coop is sick

[quaint bolt]

yes but not worth it

[sick oar]

Money + all your friends get money too

If I wanna off season I ditch my friends

such an L

[mild pendant]

Bro the saddest but funniest thing that happened to me was

I apply to Jane street for swe intern and I hear back few weeks later

They recommended and were interested in be but in some business development bullshit

Like what the fuck

just reject me instead

[quaint bolt]

I’d rather do omscs

Gatech

Master’s in cs

Online

[mild pendant]

Georgia tech online master it’s only 7-8k

And fire name

[sick oar]

That dhit pays hella well chill out loool

[mild pendant]

Wait what

Dead ass?

[sick oar]

yea it’s $90/hour intern and $250k starting 💀💀💀

[mild pendant]

what

Oh fuck

Wait

Alright peace

Gonna submit that rn

[jaunty cove]

JANE STREET FUCKING SUCKS

[quaint bolt]

Is js not like 120/hour now lol

[mild pendant]

for business intern?

Bro this is news

[quaint bolt]

Oh nvm

Meant swe intern

[mild pendant]

I saw business and just dipped

Stopped reading

[sick oar]

For biz dev no

It’s a lil lower

But still very high

[quaint bolt]

JS new grad is 450k-ish or higher with nego

For swe

[mild pendant]

Let me do some google

[sick oar]

JS doesnt negó

nego

They have the whole NG class be the same

[quaint bolt]

damn Cit return higher than JS then

[mild pendant]

Bro I don’t know who you heard that from

[sick oar]

Ya

[mild pendant]

But that is absolute 🧢🧢

[sick oar]

???

[quaint bolt]

People who’ve gotten offers there lol

[sick oar]

i know ppl that got offers

yeah

chill out bruh

[mild pendant]

Bro where is that info

[quaint bolt]

Cit return new grad is over 500k

[sick oar]

from people who have gotten offers ¿¿¿¿

[mild pendant]

Like I see 75k

[sick oar]

@median hedge i c u this summer rite

[sick oar]

damn that’s rough

we’re trying to give u good advice lmao

take it or don’t

if i get apple im reneging

sorry

but that’s it

[mild pendant]

ok

[sick oar]

i haven’t even signed actually

my future boss is ghosting me

i asked him whether i could work on xyz and no response

yeah

i have until mid nov

imma sign either way but might as well be able to work on what i want

well i have aws and im on azure

[mild pendant]

How hard is it for google or Microsoft to move your summer internship to fall or spring

[sick oar]

so pushing is easy

lmaoooooo

nah ur point of contact is ur

team lead

so whatever ur point of contact is

[mild pendant]

Woah did you say aws @wary whale (jk)

[quaint bolt]

Msft won’t move unless you go to a coop school (prolly won’t move unless it’s Waterloo)

[sick oar]

they’ll move for me

im goated

[quaint bolt]

fox man couldn’t move

[sick oar]

i’ll join the loo kids 😹😹😹

[quaint bolt]

they’re p goated

[mild pendant]

Damn

[quaint bolt]

[mild pendant]

That’s sad

maybe I can be the first not Waterloo kid to do it

[quaint bolt]

goog interview results are valid for a year

[sick oar]

Goog should give me an offer

[quaint bolt]

You can move around however you want within that year

[sick oar]

I wanna achieve the whole faang before I graduate

faang + microsoft

💀💀💀

[quaint bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/kim-chaewon-chaewon-lesserafim-gif-25323739

[sick oar]

fr

[quaint bolt]

not really

[mild pendant]

That would be awesome

[quaint bolt]

ryujin

[mild pendant]

Have you done Atlassian

[sick oar]

i need apple and google

netflix and meta don’t count

[quaint bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/ryujin-itzy-shin-ryujin-kpop-cute-gif-16653996

[mild pendant]

Meta doesn’t not anymore

Not after the them getting zucked and firing 12,000 eng

Now meta is low key small company

[sick oar]

Twitter got fucked this morning too

RIP all twitter interns

[mild pendant]

Just apply another email

[sick oar]

I rejected Atlassian

[mild pendant]

I might have to

[sick oar]

Fidelititty

[mild pendant]

I probably will too
They don’t do fall or spring right

[sick oar]

No

They do Australian summer

[mild pendant]

Cause I haven’t done final for them but I’m pretty sure I can get offer considering progress so far

Fuck

[sick oar]

In Australia

[jaunty cove]

Cor sure

Amazon australiap

[mild pendant]

so if I just don’t plan to do them for summer should I just be like 😐 sorry let’s stop here

[sick oar]

Just eat them up

[mild pendant]

Cause I could just get an offer and maybe be like hey guys how about now later on

[jaunty cove]

Zain bro

whats your tc

[mild pendant]

Right now?

[sick oar]

ya what’s ur tc

yeah

[jaunty cove]

Yea

[mild pendant]

Like today or like next summer

[sick oar]

nope

[jaunty cove]

rn 💀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[sick oar]

this year

my tc is pretty good this year tbh

[mild pendant]

I am confused

[sick oar]

how’s ur tc @median hedge

[mild pendant]

Like what I’ve made from internships

[jaunty cove]

Zain is coping rn

[mild pendant]

Or what

[sick oar]

Ya fr

[mild pendant]

No I just don’t really spent time here

[jaunty cove]

cope

[sick oar]

My TC is like mid-peanuts

[mild pendant]

Ok

[sick oar]

Stop outing me

[jaunty cove]

Yo zain

Whats your tc

[mild pendant]

I’m a TA as of right so so my tc is absolute shit this semester but hey it is cool

We eating swell in summer

Sorry Colin

Sorry salat

[jaunty cove]

cringe

[mild pendant]

Colin Davis

[jaunty cove]

Hi

My tc is

Zero

[mild pendant]

Dude

[jaunty cove]

25 mg of adderal

[mild pendant]

I don’t even know why I’m here right now

[jaunty cove]

And a redbull

[jaunty cove]

fr

[mild pendant]

I have to wake up in 3.5 hours

[jaunty cove]

You the realest

[mild pendant]

And proctor an exam

Yes

[jaunty cove]

You the realest dawg

[mild pendant]

Thank you man

[jaunty cove]

Whwn my homie zain was in the hospital

I was the only one who visiied

Him

[mild pendant]

For real

[jaunty cove]

Now hes ontop

[mild pendant]

He held it down

Yes sir

We all it

Oh fuck

[jaunty cove]

😁

[mild pendant]

Eat

😂😂we all it

That was the dumbest shit I ever typed

Clearly have to go sleep

[jaunty cove]

Stfu

[mild pendant]

what

[jaunty cove]

You the realest

Watevrr u say

U real

Af

[mild pendant]

Yes sir

No cap

For real

On g

[mild pendant]

What are you looking at

sorry Colin, you the realest

What

[jaunty cove]

HOLM

FICK

i got doxed

Ksi the goat

after zain

[north dawn]

Is there a discord channel for amazon summer 2023 interns?

[cosmic cradle]

Anyone get LinkedIn offer only solving 1 question?

[summer sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/they-didnt-believe-in-us-but-god-did-dj-khaled-gif-26564481

[cosmic cradle]

Lmaoo

[sonic steeple]

Lol were there more questions they were supposed to ask? I only got one in my final

[cosmic cradle]

Well at least for me when I finished the interviewer said he wanted to get to another question but no more time

Which kind of surprised me honestly since I got an lc hard

Did you interviewer express anything like wanting to get to another?

[halcyon wedge]

Has anyone here interviewed with google yet? How long did they take you to reply after OA?

[sonic steeple]

no not really

[cosmic cradle]

Oh

Well that's a relief

Thanks lol

[late terrace]

@sleek pike renege and accept them

they said theyre looking forward to working with you

dont let them down

[umbral skiff]

For applying to internships, dyt it’s better to have research experience or work in an IT office(more hardware tho, not much Swe)

[strange rain]

Nobody I know from EMEA has had a response yet after OA

[halcyon wedge]

Aight, thanks

[safe minnow]

If you get a company to expedite for you, do they expect you to accept their offer?

[halcyon wedge]

Probably not

If you are expedited means you have competing offer or final coming up

[safe minnow]

Yeah that makes sense as I think about it

Just don’t wanna get blacklisted

Ty both

Hope so

💀

[untold nest]

Anyone know is meta is taking application for intern process?

Was it even open to begin with?

Why so short?

[crude light]

DId you make it to the virtual onsite?

[untold nest]

I guess

[dusty plover]

Did anyone hear back from slack?

[glad berry]

There’s no on-site it’s on google meet

[crude light]

yeah that one

[glad abyss]

bro i pray i don’t see him next summer 🤭😅

[untold nest]

I feel like every spot is full

[sand coral]

Is that a serious post? Lol

[glad abyss]

yeah buddy we’re in the same intern servers

[dry lion]

how long does tiktok take to get back after final?

[hardy patrol]

i wonder if id recognize you guys irl based on your discord personalities

like colin would be easy asf but the rest is a dice roll

[marsh herald]

I just got an oa for TikTok and it’s 5 days long wtf

[slate wasp]

U have 5 days to do it

[hardy patrol]

im assuming anyone with an anime pfp is either under or overweight male with a whispy beard and an rgb keyboard

[jaunty cove]

idk

[glad abyss]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 man wtf

[marsh herald]

Ong

[slate wasp]

Time to change my pfp

[untold nest]

Which top companies are hiring?

[hardy patrol]

people with cat pfps are a toss up their like the anime girl avas but for nonweebs

[marsh herald]

Also I hear TikTok oa is hard

[wooden shard]

What about no pfp

[crude light]

google apm

[jaunty cove]

no pfp is either cracked or someone who dms ppl questions all the time

[hardy patrol]

no pfps join servers just to look up companies that theyre in the interview loop for and dm anybody they could leech the questions from

[jaunty cove]

yea

[hardy patrol]

any time its happened to me they have like 3 messages total in chat

[jaunty cove]

or they just ask “jump trading scheduled a call after final, does that mean offer”

and then leave

[safe minnow]

💀

[hardy patrol]

along the lines of did anybody do salesforce and when nobody answers they just mass dm out of frustration

[hardy patrol]

this too yea

[wooden shard]

sounds like me

[honest pilot]

true

[scenic sluice]

this is true lmao

how is the expedia oa

full?

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-cat-sandwich-cats-sandwich-gif-26112528

[sonic steeple]

for stripe phone, is solving at least 3 out of 4 parts required to move on? i fully solved 2 parts w/ good testing, but my interviewer just said that should be enough & didn't show me the next part(s), even though we had like 25 min left. he seemed pretty chill overall, but not sure what it means

[wooden shard]

if he didnt move on with that much time u should be good

[haughty ibex]

for the tiktok oa it says in the email if you dont take it within the 5 days, you'll receive the oa for the next batch automatically.. anybody tested that? lol

ha! good to now, i didnt wanna take during my midterms lol

[north portal]

damn

JP morgan paying $75

how is that possible

[safe minnow]

Does it also include housing

[jaunty cove]

if its on levels fyi its not

[sinful locust]

Damn why did everywhere raise compensation

Except the offers I accepted

Fuck

[north portal]

yea its on levels

x to doubt

[north portal]

probably tbh, they didnt list housing on the side

[safe minnow]

If they didn't list it then it doesn't include it?

🤔

[north portal]

yea but everyone last year got housuing

im assuming they added it to hourly and removed from the side

[safe minnow]

If so that would make more sense

[north portal]

nah fr

[safe minnow]

Like if we include housing in the Roblox hourly it'd be $90 an hour

[north portal]

did Amazon raise comp at all or is it same?

[north portal]

true

OMG

a company that actually keeps me updates on the process?

[earnest hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/liberty-liberty-mutual-liberty-biberty-statue-of-liberty-commercial-gif-15183627

[hardy patrol]

i wonder if ibms full im going to tell my recruiter i never got the oa

so i could have a second chance

[uneven sand]

copium

my jpm offer is 75/hr + 10k sign on

[north portal]

absolutely goated

[crystal agate]

how does levels even get those numbers?