#2023_summer

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obsidian sedge
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what if i take an L for this team

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can i go to another one

jaunty cove
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is amazon a unicorn

tall idol
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Let's try if recruiter reaches out

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for next round

obsidian sedge
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mood mood mood as fuck

hardy patrol
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when is this recession done

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need more economics majors in the server

grave skiff
jaunty cove
obsidian sedge
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they said that they're matching me to a team that would be a good fit and that i'd be interviewing with that team

hardy patrol
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colin back

obsidian sedge
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so i wonder if its kinda like google team matching but the team matching comes before the final

hardy patrol
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whats the word

jaunty cove
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nothing

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i got an automated pymetrics invitation from blackrock though!

hardy patrol
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wow!

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committing arson the next pinterest ad i see on the telly

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they have time to make commercials but not respond to my email

jaunty cove
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how can aws have time to be online while im waitlisted

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they should be reviewing apps

mystic depot
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bruh he doin BFS

minor night
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Thoughts on Bloomberg vs palantir

tall idol
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Can you switch Netflix intern interview process to NG

fleet tulip
safe minnow
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@sinful locust let us know the Netflix bag if you get it

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👀

late terrace
minor night
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I’m leaning towards palantir bc of the pay/growth

jaunty cove
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Lmaoo

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im applying to hella random internships on ripplematch rn

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💀

minor night
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Brennan is my homie

jaunty cove
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i never got anything from ripplematch

minor night
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I exclusively use ripplematch for all my recruiting needs!

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(This is a joke btw)

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I personally never found ripplematch helpful

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I find LinkedIn cold applying a lot more successful lol

jaunty cove
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Lol

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linkedin jobs is pretty nice

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damn i missed khan academy

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kms

earnest hatch
sly copper
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ibm lol

safe minnow
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🗿

dull canopy
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Does C1 schedule call to reject?

sly copper
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They emailed me to reject after final

safe minnow
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Suffering from success

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Cracked frfr

jaunty cove
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collecting 3 faang infinity stones in one year

royal pagoda
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netflix gonna charge us just to accept their offer prolly

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theyre adding ads to their basic subscription

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so

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they gonna have ads on the final interview PepeLaughers

oblique surge
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yo I need your help

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does it mean it's another bullshit round

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or I'm good

soft basin
jaunty cove
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you won

oblique surge
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FUCK

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YEAH

soft basin
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i think it means offer

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W

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its weird how its not seattle tho

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its a very specific location

oblique surge
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10/13

soft basin
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i got greater seattle area tho

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which includes those 2 but its like a superset

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dawg i dont even know how amazon functions

rough escarp
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Microsoft lets you defer to fall?

soft basin
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u get offer the next day

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after portal change

oblique surge
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so it doesn't mean I'm getting offer yet

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....

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I could still be waitlisted lmao

soft basin
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dawg wait lol

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waitlist doesnt give portal change i thought

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did u get portal change @jaunty cove ?

oblique surge
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I got waitlisted on 10/24

soft basin
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oh u got waitlist email?

oblique surge
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like they sent me your regular shit email

soft basin
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yeah he didnt get portal change

jaunty cove
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you got offer

soft basin
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so i think u got offer mekromic

oblique surge
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and my portal has been the same for 2 days

jaunty cove
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i got the waitlist email too

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but im under review

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interview 10/17

soft basin
honest pilot
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Anyone do zendesk codingames?

soft basin
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it should change to accepting or declining offer tomorrow

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if not it should be soon

oblique surge
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I was under review when I got waitlisted

soft basin
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my offer letter came on a thursday as well

honest pilot
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fuck

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time to spin the wheel

oblique surge
soft basin
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trust me dawg u got offer

oblique surge
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today

soft basin
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it will change tomorrow esp since ur portal changed today

rough escarp
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yoo whats the Microsoft discord?

ancient briar
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Does anyone know if it's possible to get Riot reject after behavioral final #1, or does everyone get to do both behavioral finals before decision

rough escarp
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Thanks

tardy ridge
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is capital one still giving out offers this late

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or does anyone know if theyre full

static spindle
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they still give offers im pretty sure

tardy ridge
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i have my interview next week

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also hwo hard is capital one and how should I study for it

soft basin
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they are still giving out offers i think but dont think they are giving out interviews anymore

tardy ridge
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oh i see

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how do you know

soft basin
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they are trolling lmao

royal pagoda
muted summit
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i heard greater seattle area people get an exact location like 60 days before start date

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i got bellvue too, i think all offers for greater seattle area that came in this week are all bellevue

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@sinful locust what are some cool things to do in bellevue

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i heard it was nice too

soft basin
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meanwhile bellevue/redmond doesnt include seattle

muted summit
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oh im talkin about this week

static spindle
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isn't greater seattle area just downtown seattle?

tardy ridge
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anyone recently take C1

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how the hell should i study for this interview

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im kinda scared

muted summit
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greater seattle is like one of the 4 cities

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seattle bellevue redmond and another one

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i cant remember

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or maybe just those 3

soft basin
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i think its just those 3

static spindle
tardy ridge
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can i dm

static spindle
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fingers crossed no richredmond prayge

soft basin
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im hoping that as well

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🙏

muted summit
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if i go to amazon imma prob live near UW area

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its like 20/30 min from all downtown seattle / bellevue

static spindle
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aren't most of their offices downtown though?

muted summit
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yea

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i heard most teams are remote anyways

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so you can work wherever you want

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LMAO

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that is true

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yea i think it is

static spindle
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remote / hybrid would be so nice 😩

muted summit
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all interns i knew their teams were remote

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and most just office hopped

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and worked wherever they wanted to for the day

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🍌 agile desks 🍌

soft basin
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either way im pretty sure interns are required to relocate this yr

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even if team is remote

static spindle
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yeah my interviewer said he was working from a different state lol

muted summit
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yeah they are

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im gonna go to seattle

static spindle
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we are gonna go to seattle prayge

muted summit
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did you get in yet @static spindle

static spindle
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yup, got seattle like a month ago

muted summit
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nice

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i got no clue where to live

vapid pecan
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holy shit meta stock at $105

muted summit
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i did final round on friday

sly copper
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Amazon said they’d schedule my final but they haven’t yet HideThePain

muted summit
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im like 50/50 about it

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i solved q and did ok

sly copper
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^

muted summit
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but i dont think its good enough for google

sly copper
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me with goog

muted summit
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i live in the bay area, printed out my resume and taped it to the front door of the HQ

static spindle
muted summit
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and ran away, then woke up to an email the next morning with the OA

soft basin
jaunty cove
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I NEED AIRBNB I NEED AIRBNB I NEED AIRBNB I NEED AIRBNB I NEED AIRBNB I NEED AIRBNB I NEED AIRBNB I NEED AIRBNB I NEED AIRBNB I NEED AIRBNB I NEED AIRBNB

static spindle
soft basin
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oop im not a stock person

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i dont care for that stuff

static spindle
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WazowskiStare you asked

jaunty cove
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meta is down like 70%

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annually

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xD

soft basin
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i was just curious what the significance was

honest pilot
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Ah

soft basin
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finally

vapid pecan
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$105 is like 2015 levels

jaunty cove
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nothing to do at internship so using my companies pluralsight account to learn machine learning

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skull4k 👍

high timber
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Resume rejected from msft w Twitter and Meta in my resume wtf 💀

jaunty cove
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microsoft chad af

soft basin
jaunty cove
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you can get past with no exp or you can get resume screened with a shit ton of experience

static spindle
safe minnow
jaunty cove
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Dude

oblique surge
jaunty cove
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does anyone here use warp terminal

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shit is cool af

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Is that you

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no its made in rust

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:3

oblique surge
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alacritty is fast

jaunty cove
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idk alacrity

soft basin
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electron js is so dope

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well if u use vscode cope

jaunty cove
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how

soft basin
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🤷‍♂️

jaunty cove
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pog

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ok guys i need 10 of you to download warp

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lol good idea

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what is hyper terminal

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eugh

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why do all these companies have the same web design xd

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scale ai / warp / hyper

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soft purple to orange to blue gradient

muted summit
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i like the designs a lot tbh

jaunty cove
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same

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i dont mind

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but its funny that a lot of companies are choosing the same design

muted summit
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A free collection of curated, high-quality competitive programming resources to take you from USACO Bronze to USACO Platinum and beyond. Written by top USACO Finalists, these tutorials will guide you through your competitive programming journey.

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this website too gives me the same vibes

jaunty cove
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yea

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definitely

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wow thats sexy

muted summit
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i need to know how to make a website like this

hardy patrol
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whats that tag in yo name colin

jaunty cove
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you can probably use tailwind or something

jaunty cove
hardy patrol
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disowned by the crew

jaunty cove
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(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

muted summit
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the fuckin tailwind website

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looks like all of these too

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LMAO

jaunty cove
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┬─┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)

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._o

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blade runner company

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pog

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ofc its

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a google company

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they have so many cool projects

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Lmao

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the fucking sprite commercial

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i remember i put a gif of that in one of my school projects in hs and got an A

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in a presentation

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nah drake is the realest man alive

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fr

sly copper
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probably a lack of advertising + ndas sprinkled around

jaunty cove
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how do i get the emoji

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?avatar @jaunty cove

muted summit
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wonder what other secret projects there are out there

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👀

jaunty cove
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i guess we'll never know

muted summit
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wokrking for a top secret project sounds fun but idk if i could do it for a while

jaunty cove
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guys, is it racist if i listen to forever now that kanye west is cancelled

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and he has a verse

hardy patrol
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yea your literally on the interpol watch list

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for listening to it all falls down by fuhrer west

digital bone
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if kanye next album weak then your racist

jaunty cove
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he fell off after kids see ghosts

digital bone
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tlop?

jaunty cove
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tlop?

digital bone
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that's crazy

jaunty cove
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fml og version slowed + reverb

digital bone
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tlop == 2016

hardy patrol
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tlop == tflop

jaunty cove
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did he even release any music before tlop? 😂

hardy patrol
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reddit coping saying he never made good music

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he has absolute bangers before the donda downward spiral

jaunty cove
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the subreddit is s ashit show

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you got the ppl who dont even like his music defending him wearing white lives matter shirts

digital bone
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yea im just saying if his next album isn't good then kanye is getting canceled

sick oar
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X is the best

soft basin
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kanye aint comin back

sick oar
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i wish i could work there

soft basin
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man caused his own downfall

jaunty cove
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fr

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all his latest albums are ass

heavy magnet
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any1 listen to the lex fridman and kanye interview

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guy is insane

jaunty cove
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which one

soft basin
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no matter how good the next songs are his latest commentary on the jewish community kinda destroyed his reputation as a person

jaunty cove
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of them

heavy magnet
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ye it very recent

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he said cia created bambi to push consumer goods

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LMAO

jaunty cove
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dude spent too much time with turning point usa

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he is the terry davis of rap

soft basin
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he needs his meds 😭

muted summit
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gotta be league

digital bone
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yet kanye still in your playlist

jaunty cove
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get silver by demoting from gold or promoting from bronze

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which one

weary totem
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Do citadel care about gpa for swe interns?

jaunty cove
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ok then that one

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diff eq isnt even real

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he needs to confront reality

wary harbor
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yo what GCA score does Smasara look for?

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when this come out

muted summit
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yo i saw that too

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on the pitt

wary harbor
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well bouta apply doe might get to meet LEBRON

honest pilot
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Dude

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codingame is trash

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Bruh I almost choked because I thought it was too easy

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started writing in test cases that broke my code

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reverted to original when 5 minutes left, and it got 100% 🤣

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RNG helped me out, was actually 3 LC easy

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one of them was like obscurely described though

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Mine was all sets, and array manipulation ❤️

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DP woulda fucked me, everything is so RNG it makes no sense

wary harbor
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@muted summit how'd u AMZ go

vapid pecan
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2 weeks since HAP

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1 week since roblox

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3 weeks since SIG

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do companies just ghost instead of reject

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after final

muted summit
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got the offer @wary harbor happy

muted summit
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thanks :D

glad helm
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@muted summit congratz! did u get waitlisted first or did u get the offer right away

muted summit
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got the offer right away

glad helm
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when was ur interview?

muted summit
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amazon

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@glad helm had it exactly a week ago last wed

sly copper
muted summit
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yessir

sly copper
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cracked

glad helm
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yessirrr

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congratulations

muted summit
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thanks

glad helm
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i have it coming up soon, do u think i should prepare for anything in specific in terms of LC?

muted summit
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nah there are so many questions you can be asked

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the normal prep like neetcode 150 should be good

soft basin
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be prepared to be waitlisted after interview

sly copper
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not pog

soft basin
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theres not much u can do abt that

digital bone
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I put 2025 as my grad date but I'm being sent OA for Amazon SDE intern. Is that normal?

crisp berry
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does anyone know if i can check my roblox job status

digital bone
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I thought amazon SDE intern was for juniors

jaunty cove
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you can get it as a freshman

safe minnow
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What is it? 🤔

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Ah I see

wary harbor
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dman my resume bad too no experience on there

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"very generic"

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lmao

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u right

wary harbor
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BRUH my school is the def of IRRELEVENT

jaunty cove
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mfs be taking codesignal 50 times

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just to get resume rejected

wary harbor
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I taken code signal twice now and I just got a score of 705 idk if that will be good ennough for Smarsa and Pintrest

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here

jaunty cove
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yo mihari

wary harbor
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i been doing DSA and LC for a month 😭 im ass

jaunty cove
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is building projects in ml + swe internships enough to be competitive for mle positions

hardy patrol
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how hard is roblox oa

wary harbor
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lmao

jaunty cove
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the deer thing is hard

hardy patrol
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on brand for big R

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oh word

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they do like a custom gca or just the regular

jaunty cove
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ok fire

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that one freshman must be insane

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to get apple ml

hardy patrol
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was hoping to try a custom one theyre always cooler

wary harbor
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bro Freshmens out here making me look like a loser 😭

granite fulcrum
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has anyone down the CME take home/

jaunty cove
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Lmao

wary harbor
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whats ML?

jaunty cove
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Meez Luts

wary harbor
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My Ligma

hardy patrol
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isnt reverie like

wary harbor
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Ligma ASS

hardy patrol
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17 and got apple/stripe/goog

jaunty cove
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yea

hardy patrol
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this server houses the elite

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barring n3 who self exiled

muted summit
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i wonder where n3 stands in terms of the elite

somber solstice
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no

hardy patrol
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aunts funeral vs chick fil a onsite

somber solstice
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ranking is between 70 and 100

jaunty cove
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i think reverie most cracked user in server

hardy patrol
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n3 is the 1%

somber solstice
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that's what i thot, until i met the true sweats on discord

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they just hide in niche servers

hardy patrol
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theyre both in the 1% at minimum

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dudes at js

somber solstice
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n3 got js??

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damn.

hardy patrol
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yuh

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blogposted about his flight to the nyc office

muted summit
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lemme see the blog

somber solstice
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im a freshman, pls giv internship

jaunty cove
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im top 1% of kinky steamy crawlers

hardy patrol
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he does that annoying thing you guys do where you delete your posts immediately after sending so theres no trace

jaunty cove
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my strategy is that any dangerous information ive said is buried in an ocean of random shit

clever grail
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elite reside in csmajors discord

muted summit
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@rigid bronze wait he doesnt look viet

hardy patrol
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prob

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are you /srs or /j

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if you get faang+ youre like top 20% already

somber solstice
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💀*10

hardy patrol
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theres a shit ton of csmajors

somber solstice
muted summit
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20% is a lot

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prob way lower than that

hardy patrol
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yea 20 too high

jaunty cove
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if i get a good job out of college i will be top 1% math major TC and bottom 1% math major IQ simultaneously

somber solstice
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y'all ik a high schooler who get meta university

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💀

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and 2-3 other internships

dusk kayak
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now tell him to get a girlfriend

somber solstice
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  • won major cs competitions
dusk kayak
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and watch him fold

somber solstice
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worst part is

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i cant say he was rich

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bcz hes in foster care system

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literally no mineyt

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money

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he is just better

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harder worker

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😭

hardy patrol
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i want to force a single mother of 2 to join this server just to see the horrors on her face as she reads how much we make as university students calling 90k a year new grad peanuts

dusk kayak
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who is talking about n3

somber solstice
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fake cs

dusk kayak
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my parents were married you prick

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nope, cry harder

naive kayak
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hows the expedia OA?

jaunty cove
blissful elm
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Anyone hear back from Expedia yet for Chicago

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I’ve been ghosted for 3 weeks 💀 after final

hoary fjord
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anyone interviewed with deepmind swe before?

jaunty cove
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yes

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it is gca

dense tinsel
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whos n3

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woahh

muted summit
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are u saying woahh because of what he said or because his name is woahh

low vale
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he was algo eng

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is that qr?

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ah

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makes sense

soft basin
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quant research is diff

muted summit
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what do u do as a qr

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never looked into it

dusk kayak
muted summit
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my new passion

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how long did it take for you to make that

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bfs 🔥

somber solstice
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gfs

soft basin
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mf coping cuz they still havent gotten amazon location change KEKW

safe minnow
low vale
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i just made 265% at minimum off a meta put

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👀

safe minnow
low vale
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yeah

safe minnow
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Oh shit

low vale
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very hard

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i bet that they would hit 128 when they were at 132 two days before call

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that cost 750

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so to make profit they'd have to hit 121.50

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they're at 104

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I'm gonna hold out for a bigger number

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man, i stopped messing around with stocks for an entire year

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fun getting back into it

safe minnow
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💀

low vale
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even when you're losing

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oh, i dunno how i'd bet on apple or amz

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i'd guess apple going up though

low vale
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yeah

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amazon's survived two recessions before tho

soft basin
low vale
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should be fine

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it is the most stable

jaunty cove
low vale
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entire internet dies without them

soft basin
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u should be fine lol

jaunty cove
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oh i thoguht u meant portal change

soft basin
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no this dude complains about getting amazon offer cuz its in arlington

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fucking prick

low vale
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oh are they removing people from waitlist thanospog

jaunty cove
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oh

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is it coconut

coarse vigil
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gotta keep ur head up wooo woo

coarse vigil
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gotta keep ur dick down

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eeey eyy

soft basin
coarse vigil
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someone got virginia

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LOL

low vale
soft basin
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sadcoconut? more like dumbfuckcoconut

coarse vigil
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agreed

low vale
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wait didn't he say he got location change?

safe minnow
soft basin
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he req for it

soft basin
jaunty cove
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he said he was waiting for them to confirm and that it was 99% certain bc they said they were "looking into it"

low vale
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Coconut doesn't go together well with noodles tbh

jaunty cove
low vale
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understandable

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Hmm I wonder if I should do this

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make a fake persona and apply to a bunch of companies

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taking offers

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and then

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not doing them

soft basin
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they deserved it

north portal
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nah cuz like how u gonna complain about virginia amzn when u literally have amzn

low vale
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so no one gets the offers

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singlehandedly ruining people's lives

quaint bolt
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amzn not prestigious enough tbh

low vale
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Only G prestigious enough for me

somber solstice
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only prestigious enough for me is rentech

sly copper
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facezongoogappflix applications open

safe minnow
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Where

north cove
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Do quants have good resume value for big tech as well?

soft basin
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i dont even care its the fact that other ppl would love the opportunity in this climate

sly copper
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quants overrated

low vale
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yo @sinful locust you in Netflix pipeline?

north cove
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Quant internship -> big tech/unicorn new grad

low vale
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Teach me de wae

soft basin
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hence why i pray on their downfall

low vale
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sheeesh

jaunty cove
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dude just says anything that will get attention

low vale
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nah i haven't even gotten oa yet

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oh wait actually can you dm me this lol

north cove
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Yah that’s what I’ve been seeing too. Making me nervous for new grad next year

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I’m not sure where I want to return tho until I axtuallt go through the internship

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I have a verbal offer for one

quaint bolt
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compilers midterm tomorrow dogesmile

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it's only 10% tho and I'm kinda cracked at it so I'm bing chilling thanos

north cove
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Honestly, I guess I’m just overthinking it

slow veldt
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Isn’t compilers just 208 part 2

quaint bolt
jaunty cove
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i switched abstract algebra to p/np and then did super well on the midterm 💀

north cove
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I really enjoyed the interview process and reallt could see myself working at the company @novel ledge but since return offers aren’t guaranteed, I also wanted to consider resume value for new grad

jaunty cove
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now i have real analysis midterm in 12 hours

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and im on discord drinking beer

quaint bolt
#

uhhh

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I've been using the slides and loo's course notes

low vale
#

I have stopped caring about my gpa, only put in enough effort to get a B gladge

slow veldt
#

kinda free

jaunty cove
low vale
#

well except Calc, that class I'm getting an A

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Maybe Algos too depending on how they curve

quaint bolt
#

nvm we don't have a book for compilers

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all our prof's shit basically

#

mfw my cit interviewer asks me compiler trivia dogesmile

north cove
#

That makes sense. I appreciate the feedback! 🙂

quaint bolt
#

a compilers team at goog would be nice, but I just want C++/systems exp

#

Carbon might be too new for intern projects

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But would be v cool

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2 birds w 1 stone

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My favourite cppcon speaker is the lead for carbon now dogesmile

#

@median hedge

jaunty cove
#

what can an intern help with on carbon

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💀

quaint bolt
#

What can an intern help with on any google product?

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That an L3 can’t do

jaunty cove
quaint bolt
#

Yeah but you’re only there for 4 months

jaunty cove
#

damn thats cool

quaint bolt
#

Your project isn’t going to be “replace C++”

jaunty cove
quaint bolt
#

You’ll prolly be working on a subset tryna optimize carbon or something

uneven sand
#

subset sum

jaunty cove
#

subset sum equals k intern

#

does not get return offer WazowskiStare

uneven sand
#

intern project is to solve all of leetcode

zealous grotto
#

confluent finally

#

noticed their shit

quaint bolt
#

I swear if I get frontend after how heavily I emphasized C++ and Python in the survey copium

jaunty cove
random mauve
#

anyone get teh confluent email

random mauve
zealous grotto
static spindle
#

oui

zealous grotto
#

I think it was auto

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just some didn't get it

static spindle
#

yeah bc i already took their oa

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confluent pls respond prayge

zealous grotto
#

isn't c++ only used for hft, game dev, and hardware related companies

random mauve
random mauve
static spindle
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it was okay lol

#

kinda similar to hubspot

random mauve
static spindle
#

741

zealous grotto
#

bruh

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mine is at like 100 smthing

random mauve
zealous grotto
#

should get back to grinding

#

I fcked up the zendesk oa so hard

random mauve
#

i messed up linkedin kekw_recession_edition

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which is arguably one of the easier ones out there

zealous grotto
#

Didnt even get it so no fuck ups

#

But that zendesk oa was such a big fuck up

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like fucked up leetcode easy

random mauve
#

ouch

#

im quite sure i had a near easy on linkedin oa

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im doing 6 courses this semester + part time work so i really dont have time for lc

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and im on here talking

#

ok cya

zealous grotto
#

I only study dp

#

only for there to be no dp given to me ever

static spindle
#

any chance for getting snowflake phone with 2/3 on oa?

jaunty cove
#

i saw someone got rejected after perfect snowflake oa

#

💀

static spindle
#

rip lol

random mauve
proud sundial
#

I have mine tomorrow hope they don't cancel it last minute lmao

random mauve
#

let the prestige do the talking

static spindle
heady storm
zealous grotto
#

1 mid 2 easy

heady storm
#

in 1 hour?

zealous grotto
#

50min

#

its easy

heady storm
#

oh damn ok

shrewd smelt
heady storm
zealous grotto
#

from memory it was 3

uneven sand
#

virgin

verbal iris
#

okay but like

#

so have i

quaint bolt
#

what the

#

I swear you were only active during the dabi kushp yahkub era

#

idr you from before then

verbal iris
#

yeah

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i didn't talk much before

#

at least not in the summer intern channels

#

if i did it was in general

quaint bolt
#

the 3 clans 💀

#

yeah around then

#

meek was around

#

who did we lose sadge

#

dm meek for spotify referral gladge

proud sundial
#

yea i checked no shit

#

i'll just show up tmr and if they don't show up that's a cancellation

sinful locust
#

LMAO

north portal
#

shit company

celest belfry
#

Lmao

north portal
#

real

safe minnow
#

In what respect do you mean that

north portal
#

real

safe minnow
#

I wonder if this is true

heavy magnet
#

lmao but makes sense tho i mean every1 knows

ashen folio
#

has anyone taken the jp morgan inverview

#

?

#

OA

#

I hit 5/8 test cases on the first program and then all test cases on the 2nd

#

am i fucked ? lmao

safe minnow
#

Does anyone know if FT employees like having interns to mentor?

#

Or are they a nuisance

storm holly
#

Has anyone done the first 1hr technical interview for Ramp?

somber solstice
#

fr...

safe minnow
#

Oh that's interesting to think of

#

Thanks

static spindle
#

same with jpmc last summer (was opt in) except my mentor was terrible and dead inside

safe minnow
#

That's the dream man

jaunty cove
#

i am extremely expendable

#

all i can do is solve number of ways to cut pizza

#

idk how to

#

do anything useful

#

😂

quaint bolt
#

Too healthy

#

Spinach thanospog

#

Waymo prolly gets goog stocks

#

Like how LinkedIn gets msft

#

Waymo was literally called google self-driving car project kekw_recession_edition

jaunty cove
#

bruh waymo is the google self driving car company

#

?

#

with all the cameras

#

ask them if im rejected

#

plz

safe minnow
jaunty cove
#

resume screen craughing

#

prob

queen plover
#

argo 😦

safe minnow
#

Companies that screen after phones are the worst though

#

Fuck em

#

Yes

queen plover
#

you just know

safe minnow
#

Ig it’s nontrivial to know

jaunty cove
#

nobody is

#

just end my existence

#

and to think that the new grads hve it worse

#

💀

#

facts

#

true story

#

what do they do

#

japanese finance company

#

or someihtng

#

lol

#

youre cracked

#

@median hedge did they add rod of ages back to the game yet

#

rip

dusk kayak
#

i got jumpscared by the krishna link KEKWPain

vestal wyvern
#

Did meta even open for internship this year?

willow drift
#

peepee poopoo

royal pagoda
willow drift
#

Krishna connect w me

royal pagoda
#

it is

static spindle
#

tiktok phone incoming????????

#

tbh i dont even know if id take tiktok over amazon sadge i just want a crumb of offer

static spindle
#

i accepted zon

#

i want another crumb of offer gladge

#

can you go up down left right or just down & right

#

can u elaborate the 2n choose n part

ebon badge
#

did meta not send out return offers for summer 2022 interns

#

Or did they rescind them

static spindle
#

i dont think they rescinded

vestal wyvern
#

I mean correct me if I am wrong but they did not even post for summer either

#

metaverse is not doing so good, I guess

static spindle
#

all offers?

static spindle
#

the answer isn't 2n-2? is it?

#

oh im tripping

#

i solved this using dp but i like the math solution way better

#

i think figuring out math solution might be better in an interview, though you'd wanna mention both ideally

#

yeah but id expect a recruiter/tech person to value someone's ability to think outside the box

ivory oasis
static spindle
#

log into tiktok careers

#

setle

woeful lynx
#

I just bombed the Amazon interview 😂 it was the worst thing that ever happened in an interview 😂😂😂 I couldn’t even speak properly 😂

silent ruin
#

btw, is paypal oa auto?

#

some said yes and some no

cobalt pagoda
#

hii, I have been invited for online interview by JP Morgan.

This is your opportunity to bring your resume to life and showcase your experience for our recruiting team and hiring managers. We aren’t looking for rehearsed answers – treat this like you would an actual interview. In your HireVue interview, you will be asked to record video responses to a series of interview questions. One opportunity will be provided for you to re-record each response, if you choose. The re-recorded response will be automatically submitted as final.

#

does anybody know what questions I can expect?

sinful locust
#

I did it last year. All generic stuff like how do you deal with conflict, what's a challenge problem you've solved, tell us a bit more about yourself

proud crag
#

pls how

#

how do u get amazon oa

halcyon wedge
#

I went into optiver interview without ever having done sys design

proud crag
#

i bef

#

ur so cooler than ill ever be

#

all i want is the chance to fail zon

halcyon wedge
woeful lynx
halcyon wedge
#

Did my OA a month ago already

proud crag
#

how u get optiver? 4.0 gpa and top school and faang exp?

halcyon wedge
woeful lynx
proud crag
#

is it really 137 before bonus?

halcyon wedge
#

What I’m saying is that we all f up

#

No worries

woeful lynx
halcyon wedge
halcyon wedge
#

I’m reading Grokking System Design now

#

So I don’t f up the next one

sand pendant
#

Jane street doesn't sponsor for biz dev

#

that sucks

halcyon wedge
#

I’m just reading the PDF

#

Just google Grokking System design pdf

#

Plenty of examples on how to handle sys design

proud crag
#

that is less harsh on resume screen with gpa school etc i think

halcyon wedge
proud crag
#

american hft places will usually screen the fuck out of noname and 3.4

#

u cracked tho

halcyon wedge
#

prayge for Palantir or google to take me

proud crag
#

oh

#

i thought webt into meant you went into the job

still bison
#

@quaint bolt I had my final for akuna c++, can i dm u and ask u some questions about how your interview went and other questions?

near swallow
#

They are mean

versed kestrel
#

I thought youve done the oa alr?

obsidian sedge
#

Are there any Americans in here who have managed to land an internship in the UK

devout shale
#

wow HRT phone is incredibly tough on the

#

Hey! what was concepts were on the algo dev OA for hrt?

pulsar quarry
#

is toast oa automatic?

wise geode
willow plinth
#

how long do ppl get Stripe offer after hm

#

5-10 workday?

pseudo orbit
#

does this guy frfr have the amex card guy as his pfp

jaunty cove
#

basically

#

if apps are open i dont think its worth it to apply

kindred tartan
#

are most summer places closed?

#

i keep getting owrried by this discord

teal plover
#

fuck stripe

#

ghosting me

#

fuck them kids

willow plinth
willow plinth
fervent flax
teal plover
#

almost a week

fervent flax
#

however there should be places that open later

willow plinth
#

after hm or vo?

teal plover
#

from onsite round

fervent flax
#

but might not be as big

willow plinth
#

for summer i think they start slow hiring

#

stripe hr said we will be holding on any next steps in your interview process until we have a clearer picture of offer acceptances.

willow plinth
#

oman

willow plinth
#

that is after onsite

teal plover
#

wym after onsite

#

did they say that anywhere?

willow plinth
#

so my friend is still waiting for update after onsite

teal plover
#

like did you get an email or sth? cause I haven't gotten anything after onsite

willow plinth
#

my friend received that email

#

no just after onsite

teal plover
#

ahh shit so they're waitlisting everyone I seee

willow plinth
#

yee

#

my friend received that email, maybe last week

uneven sand
#

what?

#

wtf

#

no shot this is real

granite walrus
#

Sooo does riot just not reject? 2 weeks post interview and only 👻

muted summit
#

google is 43/hr + housing bonus

#

so it sums up to 60ish

craggy holly
#

always here for u 🥹

uneven sand
muted summit
#

nah ik someone who got an offer this year guaranteed match

uneven sand
#

now it depends on location but bay area/nyc are around 53ish

safe minnow
#

63 for remote?

#

🗿

muted summit
#

he said 43 + 9k housing or something

uneven sand
#

yea for guaranteed offers, they put the bare minimum on the offer letter

#

which is around 43

muted summit
#

it changes?

uneven sand
#

but when you match to a team you get a new offer letter with updated pay

muted summit
#

that makes sense now

uneven sand
#

55 is too high unless they bumped it up which i highly doubt

#

52-53ish is more likely

#

also is jump really 24k?

jaunty cove
#

24k signing? 😮

uneven sand
#

24k/month

#
  • 10k signing
#

i doubt that's the standard offer bc i thought i saw levels show in the 80s or 90s before

#

for 2023

fervent flax
#

my friend with jump is a lot lower

uneven sand
#

yea it's either fake or they negotiated with some baller offers

granite walrus
#

Technical / final #1

low delta
#

How long does PayPal take between OA and phone?

granite walrus
#

Yeah I think I’m done

muted summit
#

i think levels factors in the housing

granite walrus
#

Lmao I hope so but doubt it. I reached out to my recruiter asking for an update on Monday and no response

#

I’ll dm

muted summit
#

2.5k a month

fervent flax
#

tbh all th salaries are kinda sus

#

cause they all include bonus and sign on

#

but then in the side say bonus and sign on

muted summit
#

yea like amazons is 69/hr

pseudo orbit
#

yeah true lol

muted summit
#

that includes the housing

pseudo orbit
#

all the quant ones especially are fucked uo

#

bc idiots factored in the bonus

#

im p sure they did it on purpose too, just to be on top of the leaderboard 🤡

sly copper
#

levels.fyi trying to normally calculate salary challenge (impossible)

real vortex
#

did anyone else get a bloomberg phone email but then rejected like a day later?

pseudo orbit
#

just give them a few more days

real vortex
#

oh fr? Nice ty

signal elm
#

also does anyone know how long after

jaunty cove
#

And then the hiring manager clapped

slow veldt
#

its true, I was the reneged contract

marsh herald
jagged kraken
#

how long does it take them to schedule hm round

sinful dove
#

Yoo I have it scheduled next week. Can I dm?

devout jewel
#

4tb for hentai

#

😈😈😈😈

oak drift
#

I just bombed HRT final

#

I'm gonna fucking kill myself

#

that shit

#

I'm so fucking stupid

#

got an easy fucking question

#

but I fucked it up horrendously

queen plover
#

It happens

#

I got rejected after oa lol

hollow field
#

For anyone who had doordash tech round how long did it take to hear back

half spindle
#

was this for stripe

devout shale
jovial moss
#

i got an update on my microsoft application on like the 19th is that a good sign of anything

#

it says AA Software Engineering

#

i havent interviewed or anything

sinful locust
#

goddamn

#

meta stock in freefall

jaunty cove
#

yikes

hardy patrol
#

msft snoozing on apps

#

how long do i have to wait for a rejection its been two months

hardy patrol
#

yea

#

reddit giving me hopium saying the longer it takes the better but theyre liars

jaunty cove
#

i bet theyre also coping

#

this is so frustrating

#

i cancelled all my crap in aws and theyre still charging me 2 months later

#

they make it really hard to understand how the fk to cancel everyhing

half spindle
#

bruh that’s so frustrating

soft basin
#

cancel ur credit card pog

random sonnet
#

bruh how is Count Binary Substrings on leetcode an easy. i feel like its more difficult than some mediums.

jaunty cove
#

i used an old card and then they spammed me with 20 emails about

#

how i need to pay them 50 cents

soft basin
#

simply ignore 😂

jaunty cove
#

bro

#

hiring manager is gonna check my aws account

#

and reject me

jovial moss
#

when did yours get updated

stable frost
#

does anyone know if microsoft is done hiring interns for the upcoming summer

#

my application still says "application transferred"

earnest hatch
#

Prayers ain't gonna get you Amazon

stable frost
#

its been a while tho

earnest hatch
#

LPs and Leetcode will

stable frost
#

ok sounds good

jaunty cove
#

doesnt matter

stable frost
#

ill keep my hope then

jaunty cove
#

just say random shit and hope you get offer

slate wasp
#

u and me brother sadge

slim slate
#

did anyone do the 15-30 min call thing with visa yet?

#

idk what to expect lmao

runic tundra
#

Has anyone done the R2C technical phone yet? It’s only 20 minutes long so I was wondering what to expect 😭

bright grove
#

do u mean the final onsite round or the leadership call

abstract quarry
bright grove
#

oh ok i have the leadership round

#

altho ive seen a lot of rejections even at this stage

safe minnow
#

Is it a good idea to continue interviewing with companies you wouldn't take over your current offer?

#

Or should I be canceling

abstract quarry
#

Such a menace to society smh

bright grove
#

rip i shoudl've applied earlier 😭

void sinew
#

Salesforce vs Amazon for Summer 2023?

tall idol
#

Just changed my Netflix intern app to NG

#

Hope they don't ghost me againdogesmile

#

Otherwise will ping HR aggressively now that I got their emails4KEKW

desert loom
#

has anyone recently emailed stripe about hearing back after hm/expediting an offer

glacial sail
#

Are linkedin recruiter out this week too? Seems like no one’s is getting any sort of response

gritty dagger
fleet tulip
#

Higher hiring bar, better wlb

gritty dagger
#

Sales force recently had layoffs

tall idol
#

First interview, I don't really mind since I've already got Amazon full time

gritty dagger
tall idol
#

Won't do another internship over Zon full time

#

So it's either NG or nope now

fleet tulip
#

Salesforce name is good tho??

gritty dagger
#

Wlb shoudlnt be a huge factor for first full time

fleet tulip
#

amazon is synonymous with pip and banana

gritty dagger
hardy patrol
#

whats the banana inside joke

#

do they offer free bananas

gritty dagger
#

Seattle they give free bananas

sinful locust
#

Has anyone gotten netflix swe oa for intern?

hardy patrol
#

lol

gritty dagger
#

U get nothing else