math more interesting
#2023_summer
jaunty cove
u realize ml is stats right
dense tinsel
yes
jaunty cove
math you will spend a lot more time writing proofs
dense tinsel
ik
kindred tundra
a little
dense tinsel
^^
cmu huge on math
bro they have po shen loh
what...
k but what is the point of learning that
what even is the point of dsa
jaunty cove
it sounds a lot easier than proofs in math classes
quaint bolt
that's the norm at top unis lol
dense tinsel
when ull never use it for like an ml guy
past comet
Anyone gave confluent oa ?
dense tinsel
besides critical thinking
quaint bolt
it's the same at waterloo too
jaunty cove
besides critical thinking
thats every colege degree
dense tinsel
why cant u just give the interviewing dude some take home assignment for ml/ai
jaunty cove
if you study math youre not going to spend a lot of time learning about machine learning models
in undergrad
jaunty cove
just start taking grad level courses
cyan garnet
blockchain would be cool if the market wasnt getting banged
dense tinsel
didnt alexandr wang take grad level courses during his first year at mit
bro never knew what grass even was
💀
cyan garnet
top in US or Canada
dense tinsel
nah thats just too extreme imo
jaunty cove
there are decent number of poeple who take grad level courses freshman year
cyan garnet
UC?
dense tinsel
he had 0 childhood im betting
jaunty cove
its not that uncommon
heavy magnet
blockchain would be cool if the market wasnt getting banged
blockchain got other uses than crypto so still good to learn
low vale
he had 0 childhood im betting
says the 14 y/o ml enthusiast
dense tinsel
umd campus L
cyan garnet
uwaterloo >
cyan garnet
blockchain got other uses than crypto so still good to learn
yea
I been to campus twice
it never fails to amaze me
wicked bison
u guys know the best ivy leagues? cuny
low vale
waterloo is just waterloo
wicked bison
waterpoo
low vale
wouldn't do a 5 year uni
low vale
huh, that's an option?
cyan garnet
yes
low vale
isn't that one of the big draws of the school
cyan garnet
yes
but if u dont want to do 5 years
then drop it
who cares
UW is sweaty the name is very good
I am personally applying for no co-op
jaunty cove
@dense tinsel also everyone i know whos taken a lot of grad level courses in undergrad says that its not that crazy, it just requires you to have prerequisite knowledge
dense tinsel
a lot of my relatives went to waterloo
so they want me to continue the trend
my dad wants me to go to uoft since he went there for undergard -> phd, but i told my parents i dont wanna go to canada for uni
sad dad
L
quaint bolt
yeah you have to lie about you grad date usually
hollow field
Lakers >
quaint bolt
waterloo is just a glorified trade school 
cyan garnet
I lowkey wanna start a yt channel to track how I have been doing over the years
dont even care about views
just for fun and document my experiences and accomplishments
💀
wsg
avg?
how long ago did u apply
I am assuming u applied to UTSG
UTM and UTSC would accept u with that
quaint bolt
yes
wicked bison
should i get this
cyan garnet
yea
UTM and UTSC
have POST
which can suck my d***
basically
u have to get a certain avg in 1st year
to do the major u got accepted for
yea
its so BS
but the thing is if u dont make POST
u cant do the major u want
and they dont mention it to you
in the application
and UTSG also has post but they admit reasonable amount of people
UTM and UTSC overadmit for the money
if they have like 100 spots they admit like 200
yea its not as if u cant do fine
yea probs
I didnt wanna overexaggerate
more than I thought
so like 500 people for POSt and only 100 get in
cyan garnet
exclusivity
cyan garnet
if UW was giving out admission to every student would it be hyped?
quaint bolt
<:dogesmile:922937091195797514>
hello mr lucid
placid nebula
hello mr lucid
hi mr wagon
cyan garnet
lmao its ash i didnt recognise ur name
no I am Free Internship Plz
I am uni student now
no more hser
yea they could probs expand if they wanted to
cyan garnet
no more hser
nocap
somber solstice
quants definitely are harmful to the world as a whole lmao
placid nebula
<:dogesmile:922937091195797514>
"market makers" 
cyan garnet
lowkey
quaint bolt
palantir the most wholesome company in the world tbh
placid nebula
yes ash
quaint bolt
he looks like jungkook
cyan garnet
I wasnt sure if that was u for a sec cuz I think u were wearing masks
cyan garnet
he looks like jungkook
FR
mf works out
is UW CS
and looks sexy
literally girl magnet
nah bro hes a god
he has em all
tired narwhal
anyone has google summer 2023 team match 😅. asking to sync info 🥲 painful process
uneven sand
not using bogo sort is where you went wrong
idt google has started 2023 summer matching
for 2022 most projects were approved after January so it’s probably going to be about the same this year
tired narwhal
for 2022 most projects were approved after January so it’s probably going to be ...
wow interesting. 🤔
wicked bison
quaint bolt
anyone has google summer 2023 team match 😅. asking to sync info 🥲 painful proc...
doesn't start until dec/jan
near swallow
https://tenor.com/view/palantir-invest-palantir-palantir-technologies-data-analy...
@crude mango
Lo fi chill hop beats with rain to code missiles to
north portal
LETS GOOOO
LAKESHOW
probably, but i hope lakers can get a W
it would be cool
surprised green is starting instead of poole
i thought he would get a larger role this season tbh
look at curry man so inspirational
smoky flare
anyone know how long databricks takes to get back after the technicals?
north portal
anyone know how long databricks takes to get back after the technicals?
not sure, but apparently some kids got within a few days
low vale
Guys I heard from my @jaunty cove's Amazon recruiter that he got the offer
Goodbye guys I will see yall next recruiting season
jaunty cove
this shit is unhealthy for my mind
i wont leve the server im just going to not be here that much
north portal
HRT
jaunty cove
O(m) where m is the size of your palms
i liked driedcoconut now bc he trolled in process before leaving
storing path in a binary tree
ok the other collin got rejected from amazon
incredibly sad
are u asking seriously or not
tulip aspen
ur mom is a galactic algorithm
jaunty cove
yea
idk that slike asking are most things o(1) or o(n) or o(n^2) time complexit
i guess a lot of solutions have O(n) space on leetcode
jaunty cove
💀
near swallow
ur mom is a galactic algorithm
O(ur mum)
near swallow
We actually dont write algos we simply tell the markets to send us their money
We dont trade securities
We receive
tulip aspen
nah he works at shonen jump trading
near swallow
Yeah we call ourselves Jumpers
royal pagoda
do u guys jump a lot
tulip aspen
nah they spin
slow veldt
wicked bison
do you guys look like stereotypical cs students, be honest
jaunty cove
wicked bison
how bad was it
search pinterest in the discord
u will figure out who did it and then dm them
coarse vigil
wicked bison
thats what i do, can i dm u
coarse vigil
yeah itry to avoid that
fleet tulip
jaunty cove
thats a weird nickname for peen and yes
north portal
I dm people that i think are cool and wanna talk to
like @honest spire
ur goated
ye
very easy
i actually never had a technical interview for fidelity
my recruiter straight up gave me an offer after the phone
wicked bison
i think i broke my braces
north portal
like she was like, im skipping the interview and just sending you an offer
and i was like pog
wicked bison
vanguard rejected my resume
jaunty cove
did you figure out valid palindrome
wicked bison
did you figure out valid palindrome
im in bed cant get on px
should i code on my phone
north portal
ye
after text she just randomly called me the next day
both u can go in person if u want, but remote is also an option
@honest spire worst part of fidelity phone
wicked bison
both u can go in person if u want, but remote is also an option
what technical did they ask u on phone
north portal
is that she never told me, and i woke up at like 11
and had to just take the phone in bed
and hope she didnt notice
north portal
what technical did they ask u on phone
i think i was asked what encapsulation was, and like resume questions
nah cuz thats better
my response was "Who dis"
and she was like oh hey, im your recruiter
and i was like oh shit
wicked bison
indentation is hard
imma do it tmrrw
sinful locust
I am personally applying for no co-op
that doesn't exist
lol yall truly lc monkeys
lc on mobile wtf
waterloo cs only accepts cs co-op applications now
north portal
this is what my current is
oh shit nvm
its a good intro internship
cuz having any internship experience trumps nothing
and fidelity itself is decent
like i got amazon, riot, palantir, and quite a few big company oas
so id say its decent
nah u got it dawg, dont stress
burnt spoke
Bru sm ppl in my school have no internship as a fresh and jump straight into appl
Makes sense makes sense
I had a fresh internship too at a f500 tech co for $$
north portal
Bru sm ppl in my school have no internship as a fresh and jump straight into app...
had some friends go straight to zon as freshman
was insane
burnt spoke
Target?
quaint bolt
I shop at target
burnt spoke
Sm state schools r targets
quaint bolt
north portal
I shop at target
theres a target near our campus that has toothpaste at 8+ dollars
like wtf
north portal
u can just drive to harris teeter and get normal priced toothpaste for 2 miles extra
naive kayak
🪡
north portal
idk, targets are good prestige, but a lot of state schools have very good programs and resources u can leverage
also cheaper
naive kayak
also most students are dying at targets
north portal
for me clearing debt is more important, so paying off undergrad helps
vapid pecan
i go to non-target
didnt even know about leetcode until junior year
most of my friends dont even know abt leetcode
vapid pecan
freshman and soph year i just took summer courses lol
naive kayak
that’s how it should be ngl 💯
quaint bolt
just go to the best bang for buck uni you can afford, get Amazon and then do whatever for your 2nd internship and beyond
burnt spoke
They’re still ignoring me 🙃
somber solstice
just go to the best bang for buck uni you can afford, get Amazon and then do wha...
issue is, amazon ghosted me
😩
quaint bolt
issue is, amazon ghosted me
L + skill issue
north portal
freshman and soph year i just took summer courses lol
freshman i took fidelity, now we will get a FAANG sophomore
so i can finally say im doing well
vapid pecan
freshman i took fidelity, now we will get a FAANG sophomore
sheesh
i wish i went to target
burnt spoke
Why
somber solstice
L + skill issue
i cannot deny those claims
north portal
fax, also lowkey
a lot of kids at my state school are just as good at target kids CS wise, they just didnt get into them
like the disparity isnt as big as people make it seem
its just the prestige and resources open to you at targets are basically shortcuts
jaunty cove
the disparity is in how recruiters view the school more than how competent the students are
north portal
DAMN BRUH
royal pagoda
a lot of kids at my state school are just as good at target kids CS wise, they j...
🧍🏽♂️
north portal
imma be applying
burnt spoke
John’s Hopkins?
vapid pecan
John’s Hopkins?
yup
burnt spoke
Isn’t that like top 10 in the nation
vapid pecan
not in cs lmaoo
royal pagoda
if only colleges cared about if people were experienced w their major and we could get technical into it
burnt spoke
Bru
vapid pecan
Isn’t that like top 10 in the nation
ranking doesnt matter
north portal
not in cs lmaoo
the prestige no work for u?
vapid pecan
we dont get any recruiters coming to our school
north portal
ah rip
cant u just go to MIT and neighboring schools fairs
lowkey
like its just a drive away
vapid pecan
lmao yeah i was looking at UMD career fair
north portal
JHU is pog tho, i really want to get in for med
quaint bolt
They’ll prolly throw away your resume when they see you don’t go to school X
If it’s a school career fair
Doesn’t hurt to try tho
north portal
They’ll prolly throw away your resume when they see you don’t go to school X
i mean for the ones near my school, i just told them im from school x and talked to tehm about looking for opportunities
it looks good if u spin it
as a prospect who deliberately showed up to talk
quaint bolt
Yeah don’t just drop your resume and leave
north portal
its interest being shown
burnt spoke
If it makes u feel better like best opp was prolly when nvidia came but I didn’t get selected by any team 😢
Other than that mostly apply normally
scenic sluice
If it makes u feel better like best opp was prolly when nvidia came but I didn’t...
NVIDIA at career fair is pog
north portal
If it makes u feel better like best opp was prolly when nvidia came but I didn’t...
bro Apple came to our campus for recruting
but at a random engineering bash event
and not the main fair
burnt spoke
bro Apple came to our campus for recruting
Sameee
north portal
so half the campus missed them
north portal
yea no, i applied and still got ghosted
recruiter did say she was looking for very specific matches tho
burnt spoke
Lmk if u have better luck than me
north portal
honestly career fairs are good until you try to break into Faang
at that point process is automated, u might as well not bother
we had a nutanix booth, and everyone avoided it cuz no one knew the name so it was easy talking
burnt spoke
What no interest form?
north portal
and recruiter was lowkey nice
burnt spoke
At the v least
north portal
What no interest form?
nah for us, companies have their own collection forms and shit
not all of them either
yea fs
quaint bolt
I still have to apply like a peasant
burnt spoke
Waiting phone
north portal
like what?
mild pendant
Waiting phone
so you did google oa and been wiating 2 weeks
burnt spoke
What no
red flower
Hey do anyone who got an amazon intern offer have a portal change after the offer has been given?
My offer letter pdf and decision dropdown has disappeared today and the job title has changed to Software Dev Engineer 😦
burnt spoke
Waiting phone results
quaint bolt
goog used to respond within a week after phone
mild pendant
oh ok
quaint bolt
I heard back after a week
mild pendant
Waiting phone results
so you didnt do the oa?
burnt spoke
Cracked
burnt spoke
so you didnt do the oa?
I did
burnt spoke
Ye
mild pendant
ok after how long did you hear back from that?
mild pendant
oh what lmao
burnt spoke
Yea ikr
half plinth
Did you guys get referred?
mild pendant
bro i got both questions perfectly all tc and extra but have not heard back
quaint bolt
no
mild pendant
even commented that bih
quaint bolt
applied online
quaint bolt
bro i got both questions perfectly all tc and extra but have not heard back
All companies are hiring less
half plinth
I feel like no one who got referred has heard back
quaint bolt
So expect them to be slow
mild pendant
true
quaint bolt
curious how *slow* do you mean by *slow* lmao
Lemme ask my dad, Sundar Pichai
He said he doesn’t know, sorry
mild pendant
I just asked my uncle Jeff Gates
red flower
mild pendant
no way they pulled out? im so sorry to hear that
red flower
Still dont know what happened, and this also happened to my friend too
hardy patrol
usa or canada
red flower
His job title is Software Dev Engineer (Android) and mine says Software Dev Engineer (DB)
us
vapid pecan
yes shot
burnt spoke
Not cracked enough for that
Ur cracked af 🐐
mild pendant
Lemme ask my dad, Sundar Pichai
have you had final rounds this time around? curious, how long did you wait to here back from them?
i just had some, not really sure how that normally goes first season for me
quaint bolt
Ur cracked af 🐐
what’s cssi seems like an ez gateway into goog
red flower
I haven’t accepted the offer yet, it is weird that they have put me to specific team so early rn
quaint bolt
have you had final rounds this time around? curious, how long did you wait to he...
No interviews for summer 2022 and passed back then
Been pushing google all the way back to summer 2023 
mild pendant
nice
safe minnow
Google does conversion interviews right
frigid gate
tf ?
quaint bolt
Just do well in your internship
What
No their FTE convert is like other companies now
red flower
It still says Review Offer but the title is now Software Dev Engineer (DB) 
frigid gate
go what ?
uneven sand
did well -> return offer
uneven sand
what’s cssi seems like an ez gateway into goog
cssi is high school thing
near swallow
Hi it's me, Sundar Pichai, Imagine Wagon's dad. Please let my son leave school early today.
- Sundar Pichai,
Wagon's Dad
uneven sand
no
uneven sand
i will
red flower
here u go
near swallow
just to get home from work
uneven sand
do you know who I am
you are the ceo of a B tier company according to prestigehunt.com
red flower
i dont know cause i havent accepted nor picked the time
red flower
Nope, interviewed on 9/28, got it on 10/3
red flower
oh wait it says "applied" for when they give the offer
I got the email and offer letter on 10/3 but now they dont have the dropdown for me to submit my decision lmao
red flower
Nope not yet
wicked bison
is being in a google developer club at your school increase your chances at getting a google internship
frigid gate
stop fucking fix the image sushi
red flower
nice work on this
dawn bramble
what kinda questions
red flower
Just sent a mail to the asp team to check on this weird issue and let’s see how it goes
soft basin
amazon offers are being waitlisted
hardy patrol
for usa too or just canada still
red flower
I thought that is for ft
oak token
How difficult is HRT's OA?
jaunty cove
@chaewon
burnt spoke
When will papi bezos bless me
near swallow
I used to impress my family at the yearly Christmas dinner in our vacation home in Aspen. My job as a software engineer at Google was always the talk of the town and a source of pride. Everyone in my family is either a doctor, investment banker, or corporate lawyer. But now that the hiring bar at Google has dropped so much and my stock has plummeted 40%, my family ignores me. As we sit around the table being served the finest foods by the family servants, nobody turns to me and asks "how is your job at Google? I know you're doing great things." They used to ask me this every year, and I would invariably get arranged marriage proposals from wealthy and noble suitors. Now, I am alone, putting up with this dead-end job at a dead-end company, just a shell of who I used to be. My old friend from MIT just sent me a photo of him and his wife in the Maldives, with their beautiful golden retriever, and apparently his kids aged 14 and 15 just got into Harvey Mudd to study Computer Science as well...
fervent flax
i mean this happens to a lot of ppl. Its a good thing
obsidian olive
quant OAs r like walking into eSports lobbies
hardy patrol
going to go back to stealing catalyst converters from parked cars if msft rejects me after 2 months of being under consideration
wicked bison
going to go back to stealing catalyst converters from parked cars if msft reject...
explore a different company
sinful locust
going to go back to stealing catalyst converters from parked cars if msft reject...
you should go back to
you know what the rest of that sentence is gonna be
sinful locust
this might be a dumb question, but when will the cscareers logins be restored?
tomorrow
gotcha thank you
graceful tulip
yo look at this guy though https://www.linkedin.com/in/tony-tinkle/
sinful locust
brother it is 1 am
robust bridge
Yeah, I don't know what they're doing
sinful locust
any experience with zendesk interviews?
proud whale
has anyone done Confluent OA?
willow drift
Fellas do recruiters click on ur project links
somber solstice
no
usually ...
yur
i got dat soon
i rly rly want it
cuz me n my sister used to play it all the time
and she rly likes it so it'd be a cool thing to show her
🙏🙏🙏
(unless u get cruise)
😭
bro my sister would think im the coolest big brother if i got it
gg
bro we gon meet irl ong 🙏
i will secure the bag
what happened 😢
jaunty cove
were the questions hard or was the interviewer just scary?
somber solstice
glad remnant
jaunty cove
Thats incredibly cringey
i thikn your intuition was right about cruise
good thing you have an offer from a better company
past comet
did u move on? how were subsequent steps
not yet, i got the oa today and did it
wooden hazel
Is Google still sending out OAs
somber solstice
bro... no way someone has this much brand loyalty to the point of being an asshole
what an ass
my tiktok interviewer seemed uninterested, but also was pretty interactive, not sure how to feel
sometimes u get bad interviewer and gotta go next 🥲
dusk kayak
im being so deadass, it may be of good interest to report the interviewer to your recruiter
that experience is TERRIBLE like holy shit
yeah no you dodged a bullet there man
working in that office sounds like a hellhole if the interviews, which are supposed to be a company putting their best foot forward, are like this
somber solstice
bro
think of it as a blessing bcz u know not to go to the god awful place
ur better than them ong 🙏
dusk kayak
yeah no that is like
beyond nightmare
ive never heard of interviews that fucking horrendous
we will have a lot more pickings with waymo and nuro next year
and nuro hasnt even started interviewing yet
They have yeah
oh hmm
OH bruh, my contact said that her team hasnt started interviewing
i may be stupid
thats why im applying next year with research under my belt
but even then i dont research CV so they probably wont give a fuck 
errant oar
Would anyone here reneg amazon for roblox
dusk kayak
read?
same, but my first paper will be finished next sem
in ML, but not CV so im not sure how effective itll be for that type of ml role
vapid pecan
how common do u guys think mediums are in interviews?
vapid pecan
in the 5 technicals i did this summer i got like 10 easies 2 mediums
idek why im doing leetcode at this point
willow drift
Looks like you didn’t … cruise through that interview
Fuck them anyway
L company
L interviewer
random tide
bruh
past comet
anyone gave robinhood karat ?
random tide
not me smashing the request for extension button on roblox oa for the 534093th time
jaunty cove
thats a lot better than being really rude at least
vapid pecan
wtf my interviews with meta, sig, expedia, linkedin
jaunty cove
Lol
jaunty cove
i just want to pass resume screen give me as many problems as you want
dusk kayak
ive passed like 2 screens this year lol
true, no one wants an npc pulling up to their events
random tide
LOL set expectations low
dusk kayak
saving the culture of the company
jaunty cove
realistically what do i do if i dont get amazon
thats my best shot at a big name
do i just die
Yes
doesnt matter if i cant pass resume screens
i get 100% on every OA nowadays and still get rejected
im not majoring in cs
i cant transfer anyway
woeful lynx
Hahaha tbh if I am somewhere new I want events maybe every 2nd week because sometimes you just want to do nothing after a long day of work 😂
jaunty cove
cause i need 3.99 gpa to switch into college of engineering
jaunty cove
Not at a great school
dusk kayak
^
woeful lynx
Nah if I don’t go nobody can go 😏😂
jaunty cove
I think ill consider doing gatechs online ms while working a mediocre job if i cant get anything good
dusk kayak
even amazon turbofucked me on OA last year
vapid pecan
im scared for my interview tmrw, might actually get a medium @@ lol
jaunty cove
Yeah i can probably bag a ft offer from my current internship
vapid pecan
roblox
dusk kayak
uh oh
jaunty cove
Lemme check glassdoor to see how much they pay tho💀
vapid pecan
my meta final was legit 2sum + some other easy lmao
random tide
my meta final was legit 2sum + some other easy lmao
wait what holy
was this for meta coop interview this yr?
jaunty cove
thats a good point
vapid pecan
was this for meta coop interview this yr?
nah last year
jaunty cove
sometimes i have to remember that im not fucked and things will work out
vapid pecan
i will i will, im male and not urm idk how im getting so many easies /;
near swallow
i will i will, im male and not urm idk how im getting so many easies /;
Sometimes ugly people get easier problems to balance their lives
obsidian olive
ive been in scheduling limbo for like 7 weeks
ur nick is hilarious lmfaoooo
dusk kayak
ur nick is hilarious lmfaoooo
it came to me in a dream
obsidian olive
dusk kayak
too handsome
jaunty cove
Ok well this company ft salary is apparently 120k
Like yeah its not good but
Thats more than my parents combined
Enough to keep myself afloat
And save up money
somber solstice
colin, ur worth more than 120k
near swallow
Can the real colin davis PLEASE STAND UP !!!
somber solstice
you'll def make at least 200k TC within 5 years
obsidian olive
Thats more than my parents combined
one of my parents works at a big tech company so i gotta aim bigger
somber solstice
ur LC god
obsidian olive
you'll def make at least 200k TC within 5 years
wecu yes
jaunty cove
Worst case i dont want to be flippijg burgers
dusk kayak
one of my parents works at a big tech company so i gotta aim bigger
one of my parents doesnt have a degree 
obsidian olive
ive seen him on tatooine
somber solstice
backups are goog!
dusk kayak
juda is a seattle 12
obsidian olive
one of my parents doesnt have a degree <a:CHADDING:928403705315872788>
thas y they calling u MLE choppa u boutta make it out them trenches on foenem
quaint bolt
kirb did you see my new li pfp
somber solstice
ong 🙏
obsidian olive
inshallah
bold eagle
quaint bolt
my new pfp kinda fire ngl
jaunty cove
willow drift
Where to see wagon man
near swallow
Oh shit wagons yeah u look good man
jaunty cove
im a risk averse person i need a backup plan for my backup plans
quaint bolt
I would use it on tinder if I weren’t seeing someone
quaint bolt
Oh shit wagons yeah u look good man
ty kirb thought I should up the pfp game
jaunty cove
one for the bitches and one for the dough
obsidian olive
obsidian olive
cant relate
jaunty cove
it never stops
willow drift
Does wagons look like luffy
near swallow
Judea
Juda
Lemme show u my fit yesterday
And i will delete
Never before seen mod reveal
obsidian olive
Juda’s cute too
willow drift
Never before seen mod reveal
Where fit pic
near swallow
Gone
willow drift
near swallow
Forever
willow drift
Rare kirb reveal I’m glad I stayed up
near swallow
Does wagons look like luffy
Yes
random tide
i saw a fashionable mans
willow drift
Time to dream about kirb gn
near swallow
?avatar @willow drift
warped daggerBOT
obsidian olive
my fit yesterday was CRAZY like
whats the MLE version of walk em down
vapid pecan
does SIG really pay $100/hr for interns? how come their h1b data shows base salary in ranges 80k-120k
obsidian olive
neural nets till the sun comes down
u packin that youngboy energy?
dusk kayak
this season is gigarandom
dusk kayak
so im simply doing research instead
obsidian olive
bad ghosts
dusk kayak
its kinda insane
dusk kayak
id rather do something with consistency, like publish a paper over the summer
dusk kayak
if I finish this paper before April ill fs have 2 publications by junior year
dusk kayak
which is hype as fuck
jaunty cove
does SIG really pay $100/hr for interns? how come their h1b data shows base sala...
only trading
quaint bolt
You just need one 800+
obsidian olive
You just need one 800+
ez to say
getting 800+ more luck than blowing death star
every company wants 800
quaint bolt
ez to say
It’s rng, my friend basically doesn’t lc and she got ez-ez med qs for all 4 qs in her gca
she was done in 15 mins
obsidian olive
It’s rng, my friend basically doesn’t lc and she got ez-ez med qs for all 4 qs i...
codesignal worst thing to be invented
jaunty cove
thats what most gcas are
dusk kayak
It’s rng, my friend basically doesn’t lc and she got ez-ez med qs for all 4 qs i...
god. when will this be me.
obsidian olive
u got linkedin offer??
dusk kayak
i feel like the big problem for me this summer is its the one summer I want to be extra picky
obsidian olive
same ppl just putting more msgs
obsidian olive
same ppl just putting more msgs
inflation
dusk kayak
during probably the worst season of college
devout jewel
i feel like the big problem for me this summer is its the one summer I want to b...
dude i felt this
idk what company beats our apple
obsidian olive
obsidian olive
nah i searched only in #2023_summer
quaint bolt
Roblox would’ve been cool
dusk kayak
i already have friends and a gf, i could do with a summer of no socializing
and just vibing
quaint bolt
If my laptop could run roblox
devout jewel
ngl if i can do google for winter, i will chill with roblox for summer
quaint bolt
Can’t even do the OA
dusk kayak
yup
obsidian olive
i already have friends and a gf, i could do with a summer of no socializing
depends on what u mean by socializing
obsidian olive
ngl if i can do google for winter, i will chill with roblox for summer
i jus want one man 😭
quaint bolt
I’m in my hoe phase so basically no obligation
devout jewel
im not as goated as ppl make me out to be
woeful lynx
Rumours say if you pray every day to that image and say the google terms of conditions 10x it increases your chance of getting OA
obsidian olive
im not as goated as ppl make me out to be
dusk kayak
the one problem wouldve been the "gap" in my resume after google, and im filling that with leading multiple research projects
devout jewel
mostly bs lol
quaint bolt
Oh right you sent me yours
devout jewel
all of them asked me lc easy easy
quaint bolt
I’ll get back to you after stats quiz chimi
devout jewel
hardest that i got was num of islans
quaint bolt
this is true
devout jewel
where is that g offer?
obsidian olive
hardest that i got was num of islans
pass that luck onto meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
obsidian olive
warped daggerBOT
Krishna Das ❄ asks: yo
quaint bolt
wagon didn't get me g offer
soon
obsidian olive
?poll Should we throw a riot against codesignal?
warped daggerBOT
Szr asks: Should we throw a riot against codesignal?
obsidian olive
jaunty cove
i have only applied to maybe 15 places since adding techincal experience to resume and 8 of those are trading companies
wide socket
Does interviewing later put u at a disadavantage
jaunty cove
i applied to a lot before that
obsidian olive
they listening always
jaunty cove
i applied to like 80 companies before that
wide socket
Like if I interview 9th and 10th for google
jaunty cove
i cant reapply
wide socket
Is that bad?
quaint bolt
dp is only hard when you can’t slap a lru_cache(None) on that bad boy
wide socket
Nov 9th
jaunty cove
when you figure out the recurrence relation and your cached recursive function still times out
quaint bolt
I’d say no normally but they’re hiring way less so yeah prolly
wide socket
I wanna schedule my interview in 9th or 10th November for google
obsidian olive
damn twitter is crazy
twitter just taking their anger on heated beef onto OAs
jaunty cove
i cant even find companeis that i care about applying to anymore
near swallow
I wanna schedule my interview in 9th or 10th November for google
Long time
jaunty cove
i did all the cool OAs for trading
obsidian olive
when you figure out the recurrence relation and your cached recursive function s...
u cant even do DP
jaunty cove
unfortunately theres no "shitty trading" internship that i can get its all or nothign
jaunty cove
u cant even do DP
jaunty cove
no
near swallow
I support wagons
jaunty cove
i have not much of a chance to pass resume screens
i just really like doing the problems
dusk kayak
i will apply for QR next year
jaunty cove
so i thought its worth a shot
near swallow
Yeah what wagons said
obsidian olive
MLE choppa wave that choppa in front of the recruiters
near swallow
Right now hiring is like the titanic when it sinks and the first people off da boat live
jaunty cove
i decimated the 2nd akuna trading OA yesterday so i have a chance
quaint bolt
QR mfs be doing this for a living
jaunty cove
yea not a choice
obsidian olive
Right now hiring is like the titanic when it sinks and the first people off da b...
its like Order 66
jaunty cove
unless i can get into a top phd out of omscs
osmehow
unlikely i think
unless i manage to do sufficient research there
obsidian olive
my backup plan is stil to make a fracking company wit @feral void
i h8 when ppl say goofy ahh
- Working at a MF PE out of IB is like a somewhat talented developer/engineer going to work at Google.
You work at a big name, and every service provider you deal with strokes your ego, and now you think you are hot shit. You get comped 15-20% above market, and you get to brag anonymously on WSO. You think you have made it because you made it to the big leagues. No, you are just a freaking clog in a massive machine. You have an abysmal chance of making partner, and you are just an execution monkey. You are a white-collar slave, where they throw marginally extra money at you, and in return, you sell your soul and your life. But unlike the dev who goes work at Goog and only works 40 hour weeks, you are still cranking 90-100 hours/week like you did at a busy group at a BB. You actually burn out, and lose motivation in a couple years time. The tortoise and the hare. - You don't really get mentored or taught anything because you are there just to complete tasks.
It's a cutthroat culture at most (not all) MF PEs. (Again everything I say is going to be a generalization and not absolute, but) you think you are going to learn dealmaking and taught the secret sauce of PE, but you are just there to complete tasks. You are absolutely replaceable (please MS me if you genuinely think that a MF PE will fail to deploy or generate returns because an associate like you/future-you leaves). I guarantee you the guys at smaller shops learn more than you when it comes to sourcing and dealmaking, holistically speaking. You are actually further away from dealmaking than the MM guys ar - Your happiness and well-being will suffer.
near swallow
BE COLIN DAVIS !!!
WHY DIDNT I DO THAT!!!!
If his brain was a computer he would have infinite RAM infinite CPU and run on x69 arch
420 cores
jaunty cove
ima be the first from ucsb to break into quant
if not this year then the next
Lol
i used to valet for a company who woukd do events at here house
her*
fat tips
earnest coral
gritty atlas
anyone know how much deloitte consulting swe pays?
mystic depot
anybody heard anything from any meta recruiters about when applications will open again. or were they really open for only 4 days for waterloo students only 
sinful locust
anybody heard anything from any meta recruiters about when applications will ope...
it was for regular ppl too
i got auto rj tho smh
idt theyre hiring this year
sinful locust
yeah then theyre not hiring
mystic depot
sad times sad times, fully wanted to apply for fb for ages and when i had the chance they went to shit
mystic depot
gonna have to wait to apply for fb new grad, hopefully in 1-2 years time they are doing better
tropic iron
Hey guys, what do you guys usually wear for swe interviews
hoodie, fleece jacket
mystic depot
if its a bank i wear a shirt and tie considering its a different environment
versed kestrel
What happened with cruise?
tropic iron
Or eboy
mystic depot
meh probably just dress casual unless they have said otherwise
tropic iron
But ty @mystic depot
tropic iron
now to go to a final interview <:prayge:804409444741939200> <:prayge:80440944474...
Glhf
versed kestrel
Mind sharing it in dm?
spice jetty
what kinda questions
multiple choice + 2 coding (first was an easy, other was a rest api implementation q)
versed kestrel
you can do cs and no coop
Some cs ppl actually do their first couple of coops and then drop coop to grad in 4 years
cyan garnet
Some cs ppl actually do their first couple of coops and then drop coop to grad i...
yea
sinful locust
Some cs ppl actually do their first couple of coops and then drop coop to grad i...
Yeah u can drop
But u can’t start off there
sinful locust
it does
No dude
You can drop to cs regular
Or transfer to cs regular
But u can’t
Apply from high school
To cs regular
This was changed many years ago
I go here xd
Lots of ppl drop co-op when they have internships coz external becomes better and they can grad earlier and have experience they need etc. like @versed kestrel said
But nobody starts in cs regular unless they’re a transfer from another uni
Can’t get to cs regular from high school anymore
ebon willow
Any one interviewed with JP Morgan Chase? I just got the Hackerrank test
ruby bison
coarse vigil
what company
spiral flicker
hey anyone here done dropbox final
plush flume
Anyone apply in July for amazon and not get a oa yet
with this status:
I got referred too fml
hardy patrol
do they not reject you in the portal whats the point
naive kayak
direct offer
sinful locust
bro
idk why ur so confidently wrong
like i said
yeah
it is
just not to someone applying from high school
im saying this
as someone
who applied from high school last year
and i go here lol
when you get your pin for ouac, you will see
cs co-op
and cs regular
both of these applications are for cs co-op, it's just outdated on ouac
plush flume
direct offer
Goated like that fr
sinful locust
like @cyan garnet
it's available as a regular or co-op program once you get in
you can't choose what to apply to from the outside
you apply to cs co-op
if you get in
then you can choose to do cs regular by dropping co-op
if you really want, you can choose CS regular on OUAC, and then once you get in (hopefully), realize you're in co-op
plush flume
Isn’t the whole appeal for Waterloo the coop program tho
Ig the name too but at that point ubc and Uft like simular in that regard
Waterloo coop goated ofc
somber solstice
waterloo is better than ubc and uft off name too
plush flume
Yea but at that point they all the same
somber solstice
ik someone who was going to ubc but decided to take gap year so they can try for waterloo
plush flume
After 1st year of working
somber solstice
ig ye lol, name doenst matter too much in cs
quaint bolt
Isn’t the whole appeal for Waterloo the coop program tho
some people drop coop after they get a good internship
somber solstice
fortunately 😩
quaint bolt
bc at that point it just delays your graduation
plush flume
some people drop coop after they get a good internship
What I did
quaint bolt
why do 6 internships, just graduate
quaint bolt
61
plush flume
I got into uft but went to Carleton my hometown. Cuz it’s cs. Would’ve went to Waterloo if I got in
somber solstice
my bad
somber solstice
I got into uft but went to Carleton my hometown. Cuz it’s cs. Would’ve went to W...
waterloo is orz
somber solstice
Honestly get into Amazon 1st year
i wish i could
plush flume
Just gotta get a interview 💀
somber solstice
amzn backlog rn 😭
somber solstice
I have a C1 offer rn
zamn c1 is solid
plush flume
Yea Fr
somber solstice
Amazon ghosted me, Oracle ghosted me, they all ghosted me
plush flume
Fr
somber solstice
hopefully amazon will respond to me when their backlog is over