2023_summer

[north portal]

ayo imma head over this week for volunteering

not even that far tbh

[white swallow]

does datadog call to reject im scared

[glass dagger]

anyone get this from okta: Thanks for starting the conversation with us about the Software Engineer Intern (Summer 2023) position at Okta

[sand coral]

Anyone done the Walmart OA?

[north portal]

nah i gotta do it soon

im lowkey gonna forget to study at all now that the NBA started

but who gives a shit, NBA IS BACK

harden looks a lot better than i expected tbh

[sinful locust]

ONG

lets go baby

[sinful locust]

did u see the graphic they put

from 2020 - 2021 - 2022

hes definitly more fit

[north portal]

no send?

[north portal]

yessir

[sinful locust]

uh it was on tv

like him in nets uni vs him now

[north portal]

its nice to see tho, i really want Harden to continue to contend and be good

[sinful locust]

yeah for sure

whos ur fav team

[north portal]

he was fun to watch in Houston

[sinful locust]

yessir

[north portal]

well im a Hornets fan but we suck

[sinful locust]

ah rip

[north portal]

so i just look at the teams that are good now

[sinful locust]

hornets down bad

[north portal]

yea fr

[sinful locust]

bouknight dui 4 times in the past year

[north portal]

we had a chance but Melo got injrued

i just want us to tank now

[north portal]

BRO HALF OUR TEAM DECIDED TO GET ARRESTED OVER THE SUMMER

MONTREZ SMUGGLED DRUGS

[sinful locust]

yea

[north portal]

HES A FUCKING MILLIONAIRE

[sinful locust]

now we have montrezl 😭

MILES BRIDGES

[north portal]

[north portal]

nah cuz like wtf

we actually lost our entire starting lineup over 1 summer

so sadge

[sinful locust]

i know

lamelo injured

[dense tinsel]

0 defense

anyway who wanna tlak premier league

not this boring ass game

[north portal]

same lmao, i gto it as u typed this

[dense tinsel]

even if im a tottenham fan u gotta admit only liverpool can even remotely come close to stopping man city

haaland is just insane

[north portal]

nah NBA better

[dense tinsel]

but salah is also insane

nah what

all ik about nba is like

[north portal]

idk took a literal month to get it from doordash

[dense tinsel]

warriors wreck ppl becuz deeper bench

hell nah

tottenham

idc if they lose

i support

son heung min big chad

@late terrace hi

[sinful locust]

@north portal montrez in the game

[north portal]

they absolutely will, Brown and Tatum will be a solid duo for the future

they shouldnt let either leave

[sinful locust]

lets go harden

COME ON

his stepback looks A LOT NICER

[north portal]

my boi Harden looking fire in this opening

[sinful locust]

even better with more reps

just gotta keep looking to make plays and score

[north portal]

nah cuz why would u ever trade for someone who doesnt even play games

[sinful locust]

i think mid season god willing hes healthy

[sinful locust]

brown more valuable than AD imo

idc about 3 years ago

brown > tatum in the playoffs

[north portal]

Harden's playmaking is way better than i ever thought

[sinful locust]

@sinful locust yo brown > tatum in playoffs

[north portal]

ever since brooklyn ive liked his playmaking a lot more

cuz i always focused on his scoring but goddamn is he good

[sinful locust]

ye

[north portal]

oh ok

[sinful locust]

well tatum better on defense

and better handles

[north portal]

yea no KD isnt worth eitehr

[sinful locust]

but brown shoots better

[north portal]

too old

[sinful locust]

would never trade brown for ADisney

[echo forge]

Doordash interview = bloomberg interview
no interviewer, just you vs the hackerrank

[sinful locust]

why would nayone trade him for adisney

im curious to see AD this season

perkins says hell win MVP

anyone trust kendrick perkins lmao

blake griffin

[north portal]

same, it will be cool to see him play the 1 game hes slated to return for

its lowkey nice to talk bball with others

[sinful locust]

yea

[late terrace]

who ping

[sinful locust]

AAND 1

AND 1

[north portal]

all my friends dont give a shit, i cant ever talk about this

[sinful locust]

some guy was talking shit about arsenal

@dense tinsel

[late terrace]

wtf

[sinful locust]

aaaandd 11111

HARDEN BACK

[late terrace]

@dense tinsel what do we think of tottenham

HARDEN THE GOAT

[north portal]

Harden took it personal lmao

[sinful locust]

play the michael jordan meme

harden will be back to usual once playoffs start

ew brogdon

I have the same number of rings as harden

HARDEN AGAIN

wtf is brogdon on

[north portal]

https://tenor.com/view/it-became-personal-gif-18421837

[sinful locust]

lana rhoades baby daddy at ft line

he got the baby in more accurately than he can get the ball

lol

he should let his sperm shoot

[dense tinsel]

son is a god

[sinful locust]

melton too good

[dense tinsel]

kane is also great

W synergy

[late terrace]

shit

what do we think of shit

tottenham

[dense tinsel]

im sad lamela left

[sinful locust]

celtics are trash rn

melton too good

[dense tinsel]

he was so cool

[sinful locust]

lamelo's still on the hornets

wtf was that euro

nobody was there

[dense tinsel]

ERIK LAMELA FOOTBALL PLAYER

[sinful locust]

LOL ANOTHER FOUL

[dense tinsel]

smh.

[sinful locust]

what team is he on

that was so bad

sixers

is he in teh afc

[late terrace]

lamela is trash

[dense tinsel]

he went to sevilla fc

[sinful locust]

did you see that foul

[dense tinsel]

bro how

[sinful locust]

thats not a football team

@north portal did u see that foul

[late terrace]

ribona merchant

all he was

[dense tinsel]

it is?

[sinful locust]

bukayo saka is goat

[north portal]

yea idk what the fuck is going on

[sinful locust]

its not an nfl team at least

[dense tinsel]

i call it football by european terms

[sinful locust]

is it xfl or cfl or something

[dense tinsel]

..

[north portal]

opening night type beat

[dense tinsel]

im american tho

but

[sinful locust]

is martinelli good

[dense tinsel]

ok sorta fair

[sinful locust]

yeah

[late terrace]

yes

[sinful locust]

theyre all p young right

harden at 14 already holy shit

i know saka is

stop fouling this mf

[north portal]

nah he just too good

[sinful locust]

bruh he didnt even shoot at the hooop

he shout out to get fouled

[late terrace]

yes youngest team in the PL

[sinful locust]

THE PENETRATION WITH THE LEFT HAND

these guys dont even try

[dense tinsel]

AYO

[sinful locust]

lol

[dense tinsel]

oh

basetball

bball 🤓

[north portal]

Neclo, u 14 bruh

[sinful locust]

what is going on man

this is a shitshow so far

that was a weir dplay

[north portal]

how u know about that?

[sinful locust]

this game sucks

oh yea neclo the 14 yr old

@cyan garnet

[dense tinsel]

friends who lost innocence and spread to me

[north portal]

just wait till the lakers vs warriors matchup

this is gonna be fucking hilarious

[sinful locust]

AD afro looking ass

[neon junco]

Anyone taken DoorDash oa

[north portal]

i wanna see westbrook turn the ball over

no

[neon junco]

Just got it finally

[sinful locust]

westbrick

[north portal]

rip

[sinful locust]

lakers warriors gonna be more fun than this

[dense tinsel]

i wanna see another poolemond fight

[sinful locust]

lakers gonna win

this games a waste of time

[dense tinsel]

yes, i call it poolemond

cuz like pokemon but like

diff

[sinful locust]

its only good cuz of the uniforms

bruh foul

AGAIN?

[north portal]

Boston is fouling too much man

wtf

[north portal]

YESSIR

LAKESHOW

i lowkey wanna see the lakers win

good lebron team = fun playoffs

[sinful locust]

draymond and poole

lemickey + adisney + westbrick + the GOAT patbev

poole saw herro and wanted more

theres no chance they lose this

[north portal]

draymonds prolly just gonna take his PO, and move on next year

[north portal]

cuz his PO is like 28 million

[sinful locust]

too much fouls

[dense tinsel]

lemickey lmao

[deep marsh]

what in gods fucking name is going on here

[dense tinsel]

@deep marsh i have a pressing question

anyone gonna stop the march of haaland?

[north portal]

the refs remembered to help Harden again

[sinful locust]

16 points, 8 on free throws

:waz:

whats tatum at

[deep marsh]

bruh i dont care about tallball

[sly copper]

yep

[sinful locust]

8 pts

[dense tinsel]

i am not allowed to watch sports besides tennis unfortunately

[deep marsh]

did anyone take the visa OA

[sinful locust]

tatum only got the 7

[dense tinsel]

so cant keep up much

[deep marsh]

shits hard af

[sinful locust]

hasnt done shit since the first 5 minutes

[deep marsh]

codesignal deez nuts

[languid inlet]

Heard the first question was impossible, but one of my friends deadass put "return -1" on the first one and still got pushed onto next round lmao

[sinful locust]

hes a opening player

cant close

[north portal]

google score it tbh

[dense tinsel]

boring

[sly copper]

bruh

[north portal]

i just follow too many nba shit on social media and all

[sinful locust]

deadass?

[north portal]

so im always up to date

[deep marsh]

yo keep your hoopshoot convo outta here mfers

a mans tryna get his codesignal

nah the first one was a real hard

[sly copper]

^

[deep marsh]

its all over reddit too

[languid inlet]

Yeah he got all of the test cases for second question but he put return -1 on the first one

[sinful locust]

lol

[deep marsh]

its gotta be

anyways fuck doordash anyways

[near swallow]

@hearty river STOP

[neon junco]

Can you slide the Reddit link with the question?

[near swallow]

U ARE NOT AN INTERN ANYMKRE

ANYMORE

[deep marsh]

[hearty river]

[sinful locust]

@hearty river

[near swallow]

YOU ARE A GROWN MAN

[sinful locust]

@hearty river

yo kirb

whats up

[north portal]

AHHHHHHH I HAVE 7 OAS to COMPLETE

[near swallow]

ACT LIKE A GROWN MAN

[deep marsh]

sorry chief dont have it but check csmajors and leetcode

[deep marsh]

wfbo

[sinful locust]

hows lyft

[shy panther]

suffering from success

[north portal]

@hearty river

[sinful locust]

@sinful locust wait horford only played 4 minutes

[near swallow]

Yeah yahkuna started saying this randomly to people

[sinful locust]

were we just not having a center

[near swallow]

He is a man of few words

[sinful locust]

for that entire quarter

[sinful locust]

vonley

[near swallow]

But when he talks u listen

[north portal]

its not success if u fail like all of them lmao

[sinful locust]

who the fuck is vonley

vonleh

whats happening

noah vonlehj

he was the backup

i still have no idea

are we just saving horford for later now that hes flagrant

Dang rip

@median hedge yo

salim

the dream

[near swallow]

I say many things about him but truth is i have a soft spot for yahkuna voted #1 intern and also #1 most likely to surpass low expectations
(Awards)

[sinful locust]

lol

!process nelk offer

[final forum]

You can only use this command in 2022_winter_intern_process, 2022_summer_intern_process, 2022_grad_process, 2022_fall_intern_process, 2023_summer_intern_process, 2023_winter_intern_process, 2023_grad_process

[near swallow]

Proof?

[sinful locust]

ask me in 30 years

when i have a phd in astrophysics

and teach at suny

[near swallow]

Mf played minecraft creative mode and thinks he been to space

[echo forge]

did you get it today?
i thought i got one when i woke up this morning and checked my email
but i cant find it anymore

[sinful locust]

Dear Rigby,

We are pleased to offer you a position at Nelk Inc. You will be replacing Jesse on the team. Your pay will be $12,000 a week, paid biweekly.

Lol Jesse

😢

[deep marsh]

yeah i got it yesterday
it was chilling in my spam folder smh

[sinful locust]

12 * 52

whats that

624

600

[near swallow]

Honestly bro if u play minecraft or fortnite leave

[sinful locust]

nice

[near swallow]

If u play Valorant it’s auto ban

[deep marsh]

these fucking OA spammers better beat the autoclassifiers atOutlook

Linkedin OA sat in my spam for about 2 whole ass weeks

[sinful locust]

linkedin sucks man

L company

L recruiters

L everything

theyre so bad

take fking forever

embiid will literally get every foul call he wants

jokic is the only good nba player left

[deep marsh]

same

[near swallow]

What if recruiters dont suck but u are all actually BAD CANDIDATES

Big if true!!!

I’m just kidding u are wonderful people

[sinful locust]

@sinful locust see that tatum move?

that was nice

hes the midrange king

?

i forgot how much basketball games are decided by the refs

60%

although football's turning into the same

" The hiring leads completed an initial review, but did not make a decision yet on moving forward or not with you"

[hardy patrol]

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/10/18/microsoft-confirms-job-cuts-after-calling-for-growth-to-slow.html another titan falls

i can fix them

dont say it rigby

[sinful locust]

microsoft confirms job cuts after employees shit while on the clock

[hardy patrol]

you fucking have to

[sinful locust]

hows ur shit

[hardy patrol]

fine

[sinful locust]

who

reacted

[deep marsh]

Shits rough out here

[sinful locust]

@sinful locust @sinful locust

@median hedge

bruh

[deep marsh]

When are the big bois coming in

[hardy patrol]

bro got caught

[sinful locust]

watch the game

[deep marsh]

Intuit salesforce need to step up

[sinful locust]

pittsburch sixers vs celtics

[languid inlet]

Is it worth reneging Cap One for Ziprecruiter? Got the tech screen for Ziprecruiter coming up, not sure if it's worth doing. Cap One is also in NYC, which is my ideal location

[sinful locust]

pittsburch

[sinful locust]

burch

khem birch

[somber solstice]

does ur interviewer adding u back on linkedin bode well, or just common courtesy?

😭

[sinful locust]

random ass nba player

[sinful locust]

it means you failed

[somber solstice]

gg

go again

[hardy patrol]

got automuted for saying retard in league

[somber solstice]

🥲

[hardy patrol]

goofy

[sinful locust]

you shouldve taken a shit instead of playing league

[jaunty cove]

i must follow the summoners coe

code

[hardy patrol]

rigby the horse is beyond dead its family is already done grieving

[dense tinsel]

teemo is stupid as hell

[sinful locust]

horseshit

[dense tinsel]

but ez to play into

just play kassadin lol

nah fr tho

[hardy patrol]

why are you 14

[jaunty cove]

yea

[dense tinsel]

Q R and hes dead lol

[jaunty cove]

kassadin was cool in season 3

now hes dumb

[dense tinsel]

hes really good in this meta wdym

[jaunty cove]

idc about the meta

i only care about his old riftwalk

[hardy patrol]

what was his old riftwalk i never played kass

[jaunty cove]

it was fat

all season 3 he was op af

[hardy patrol]

bro theyre about to rework my main and gut him completely its bringe

[dense tinsel]

i only play on wild rift becuz parents dotn let me play pc lol

[jaunty cove]

this guy was 5 years old when i started playing kassadin

[dense tinsel]

mobile

14

[hardy patrol]

bro

hes literally 14

[dense tinsel]

sivir so toxic

smh

[jaunty cove]

yea wtf

[dense tinsel]

ik shopify lets 13+ get internships

but not sure about faang

[grand bane]

bro had internship 6th grade summer

[dense tinsel]

look at these cringy top and adcs malding

[jaunty cove]

i only played jungle before i quit

/ got banned

[dense tinsel]

BRO ITS NOT MY FAULT

SMH

[hardy patrol]

his shit say ml/ai enthusiast

[dense tinsel]

kinda based

[sinful locust]

his shit

[dense tinsel]

either u carry or u just powre farm level 16 and then realize ur nexus is gone

[hardy patrol]

shutup rigby

[jaunty cove]

every time a laner would die to a gank and said jg gap i would say stfu retard

[dense tinsel]

nah

my mom tries to motivate me to get to hrt eventually

[wicked bison]

bro what year where u born 2010

[dense tinsel]

cuz someone in her wechat group said its the best

[dense tinsel]

07

nah

[wicked bison]

damn, create a startup

[dense tinsel]

they only pressured me cuz they saw i like this stuff

[jaunty cove]

whats 9 + 14 bro

[dense tinsel]

yes i do

[dense tinsel]

23

[hardy patrol]

i want to clown so bad but my game started

[wicked bison]

at 14 i was playing minecraft

[dense tinsel]

i quit - udpates too slow

mojang slower than an indie studio in releasing content

[wicked bison]

if u play league u r a child, only man played dota 2

[dense tinsel]

ok so yeah i was correct u are the 0/10 yi who fed top lie EVERY GAME

dota is hrt new grad's childhood game

nerdy shit

[wicked bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dota-gif-22640703

[dense tinsel]

boring as hell that game i tell ya

[wicked bison]

dota is 1000x harder than league

[dense tinsel]

yes

[wicked bison]

its like hrt vs amazon

[dense tinsel]

but too slow to be fun

[void sinew]

To those that heard back from LinkedIn after a week, did you hear back on Wednesdays or Thursdays?

[wicked bison]

cant be compared yk

[dense tinsel]

unless u vibe with that sorta game

the meta is much more balanced

every champ has counters in dota

and no champ is ever unstoppable

[wicked bison]

more skills, more usable items, map better.

[dense tinsel]

meanwhile 400 stacks nasus at 15 mins:

late game fed swain:

[wicked bison]

u gotta think more in dota

[dense tinsel]

i wish there was something in the middle

[wicked bison]

thats how u train to be an ML

[dense tinsel]

i was gonna but im not sure how to start with the finance part

[wicked bison]

if u win against a dota AI bot u dont have to study AI anymore

they'll study you

[dense tinsel]

i can take ap econ next year but thats nothign

also i dont like stats but ill buy a book for that

[jaunty cove]

dota 2 is cooler but also i get skill gapped way harder

[dense tinsel]

our school offers dual enrollment

which i can do next year

[hardy patrol]

what can you even do at 14

in cs

[dense tinsel]

internships

[hardy patrol]

how

[dense tinsel]

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CP3Xsdp2C_rKeFUh7OXSxxT-mkwRJo7alWiz6n9dByU/edit

[jaunty cove]

have your parents start a business for you

[wicked bison]

GET A GED AT 14 AND GO TO A COMMUNITY COLLEGE, GET A 4 GPA AND TRANSFER TO MIT

[jaunty cove]

that is a common thing

[dense tinsel]

my friend founded a startup and raised 100k series A then collapsed because he hired too many devs and not enough marketing stuff

so now im too scared to do startups

not my sorta thing tbh

[wicked bison]

Learn from his mistakes???

u wanna be a work monkey?

[dense tinsel]

i dont have a product

[wicked bison]

use your mind u got 5 more years

make an nft ai and pull the rug

[dense tinsel]

bro 💀

tera moment

[hardy patrol]

we are going to live vicariously through you

[wicked bison]

i believe in you

[dense tinsel]

yeah but u ddint get the fucking amazon oa 😦

[hardy patrol]

make your own startup at 14 and be the next steve jobs

[dense tinsel]

woahh thx

am not sure about ml/ai vs quant

[wicked bison]

Xinfeng Zhou

Xinfeng Zhou

[dense tinsel]

okie i go study it bye

thx again bro

[wicked bison]

kick him from this server so he goes monk mode

[jaunty cove]

no

i think the brainteasers are doable

its like iq gap not knowledge gap

[wicked bison]

best behavioral interview guide
https://ia802802.us.archive.org/29/items/THE48LAWSOFPOWER_201810/THE 48 LAWS OF POWER.pdf @dense tinsel

virus === false

[tulip aspen]

AINT NO WAY

[wicked bison]

never outshine your master

[stone fern]

Tryna decide between Zillow and Yext for summer 2023 internship

[near swallow]

Book is based

[stone fern]

what yall think

[tulip aspen]

zi wl ow l

[dense tinsel]

I CANT FUCKING DO ANY OF THIS

[wicked bison]

use enemies to get better at LC

[dense tinsel]

WHY IS THIS CAREER PATH SO BROAD YET SO DEMANDING IN LIKE 5 CATEGORIES 😭

[jaunty cove]

because it pays a fuck ton of money

[stone fern]

why

[tulip aspen]

name

[jaunty cove]

What the fuck is my nme

i dont have a career

[hardy patrol]

you supposed to learn division and multiplication not breadth first traversal slow down

[jaunty cove]

electric vehicle

[dense tinsel]

bruh i forgot how induction works

also forgot how bijections work lol

[jaunty cove]

induction prove base case, prove inductive step

[hardy patrol]

first anduril offer i seen

[jaunty cove]

bijection

easy

[dense tinsel]

this pdf is called the green book?

is famous?

[hardy patrol]

desperately need an anime girl pfp to increase my response rate

[jaunty cove]

injection is necessary condition

[dense tinsel]

gotchu @hardy patrol

[jaunty cove]

its easy until you start working with uncountable sets

[dense tinsel]

even better one

[jaunty cove]

what does PR accepted lgtm mean

[dense tinsel]

anyway fr tho how do i decide between ml/ai and quant

given im terrible at one and have 0 exp in the other

[jaunty cove]

you dont have to decide rn

Lmao

[dense tinsel]

mhm

[uneven sand]

pull request accepted looks good to Manuel

[dense tinsel]

but when do i decide

[jaunty cove]

manuel the homie

[jaunty cove]

when you get more experience and say "hey this is fun"

[near swallow]

If ur name is manuel meet me after class

Can the real manuel stand up

[dense tinsel]

oh okie

[jaunty cove]

you have time to leran about whatever tf you want

[dense tinsel]

how many semesters in a year

4?

[jaunty cove]

maybe in 4 years you will want something completely different

at least 5

[dense tinsel]

[jaunty cove]

some schools have up to 10

i think mit has 10

[dense tinsel]

yes

[hardy patrol]

hs freshman

[dense tinsel]

am a sophomore but freshman age cuz skipped a grade for no reason

quarter

[jaunty cove]

@near swallow what does PR accepted LGTM mean

[near swallow]

Pull request accepted, looks good to me

LGTM is meme acronym but also very real

[jaunty cove]

i dont use git cause i dont write any real code

[near swallow]

It’s a rubber stamp on ur code

Greenlight

[hardy patrol]

he'll find out next year in seattle

[dense tinsel]

best vcs is ur brian

[near swallow]

Dont make mistakes. No VCS needed

My version is always the best

Just rename the branch from main to kirb

The coolest branch with the dopest fits

If u wearing basketball shorts and sandals to class pls leave

I hope u stay jobless

[hardy patrol]

hater energy

if you dont like my crocs then skill issue

[uneven sand]

https://tenor.com/view/drip-goku-drip-goku-dripping-dripgod-gif-25245981

[dense tinsel]

fashion is ez

[near swallow]

My korean prof was dripped out

[dense tinsel]

i just wear vineyard vines random shirts or armani exchange hoodie

[near swallow]

Girls had crush on him

Boys too

[dense tinsel]

and its fine

[hardy patrol]

rolling into class w these

[dense tinsel]

no need to overcomplicate

[jaunty cove]

i just got the joek

because my name was under review

[near swallow]

Intern learns quicj

Quick

Give him the return

[jaunty cove]

[glad garnet]

drippy kirb when

[dense tinsel]

intern breaking prod moment

no

[near swallow]

I will post current fit but then i delete

[dense tinsel]

i gave up for now

cannot solve any of it

[near swallow]

Call me out ok i take the challenge

[hardy patrol]

lfg

[glad garnet]

intern learn quick in roblox too. pls offer.

[hardy patrol]

post up

[near swallow]

Deleted already

[wicked bison]

who got an email from duolingo thrive internship?

@ocean widget

[ocean widget]

Wat

Nah I didn’t get anything

Lmao my post was so long ago

[wicked bison]

real recognize real

[ocean widget]

Aaaaay let’s go

I’m so desensitized to getting ghosted now lol idc

[wicked bison]

duolingo brother from another mother

[ocean widget]

👀

[past comet]

who ghost pinged me ?

[wicked bison]

i used duolingo sometime to learn english

[past comet]

[wicked bison]

yea

think

you're welcome

[cyan garnet]

sup

I was playing volleyball

[fleet tulip]

[wicked bison]

someone hop on a call to help me with valid palindrome

[jaunty cove]

ok

[wicked bison]

https://discord.gg/x4gFPdja

[visual knot]

hi

[hardy patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/981757182976589884/1032101829573623859/bug.mp4

[low vale]

the quant greenbook?

i thought you liked ml?

[dense tinsel]

im trying quant out as well

to see if i like it

my main interest rn is ml/ai

[low vale]

cool

i'd suggest codeforces

I knew some people who got into quant straight out of high school

i feel like you could probably do the same

[sinful locust]

is this the 14/yo kid

[low vale]

since you're starting quite early

[sinful locust]

from the amazon server

lmao

[low vale]

yeah

[sinful locust]

bruh

why does he want quant

hes only 14

😂

[low vale]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

guy wants what he wants

[sinful locust]

its def for money

no one can have a justified passion for wanting to get into quantitative finance

at the age of 14

i was eating legos at 14

[low vale]

meh this server probably taught him that its the hardest thing a cs kid can do

[quaint bolt]

[sinful locust]

no you want to improve the liquidity of your bank account

[quaint bolt]

you're 14

[sinful locust]

LOL

[low vale]

nah i think its fine

[sinful locust]

bro ur main interests cant be ML/AI

u dont know lin alg

[low vale]

some kids more advanced

[sinful locust]

🤦‍♂️

[quaint bolt]

I swear you need to in hs minimum

[sinful locust]

everyone says they know ml/ai

[quaint bolt]

the youngest I've seen at jump/cit is hs

[sinful locust]

ye

11th grader cit

ik

[low vale]

yeah

college dropout to jane st pipeline is real

[dense tinsel]

oh yeah i stopped doing that but will get back into it

[sinful locust]

id suggest you try getting into a top college first

[quaint bolt]

mf in first grade saying he has a passion for providing liquidity to financial markets

[sinful locust]

thatll help quite a bit for quant

lol

[low vale]

if he's doing this rn i think that'll come naturally tbf

[sinful locust]

not realy

its a different game

[dense tinsel]

yeah thatd be great but i doubt i can get into MIT

[sinful locust]

no u wont

lol

thats not how it works

yes

i am

lol

[dense tinsel]

people spout this shit a lot

[quaint bolt]

janitor -> mit pipeline?

[low vale]

usaco plat -> js pipeline

[jaunty cove]

RIP leetcode sesion

[dense tinsel]

js uses ocaml

[jaunty cove]

mans got his pc turned off

[sinful locust]

mf said thats what i thought...

[dense tinsel]

therefore no js

[jaunty cove]

by his mom

[dense tinsel]

[hardy patrol]

lmao

[sinful locust]

when i go there

smh

[hardy patrol]

ibra?

[sinful locust]

ye

[quaint bolt]

not the real mit

[sinful locust]

but not the only thing

[quaint bolt]

it's waterloo south

[sinful locust]

do what u like

[jaunty cove]

yes

[sinful locust]

STOP

[dense tinsel]

my plan is do precollege internships at places like

[quaint bolt]

real mit is up north

[dense tinsel]

stanford

which im aiming for at their institute for medical researhc

and nasa

[low vale]

up north in massachusettes

[dense tinsel]

thatll be insane on college apps

[hardy patrol]

@wicked bison are you up past your bed time what happened

[dense tinsel]

no way ill get mop

i didnt even make aime

[quaint bolt]

I can mop will I get into mit

[final forum]

You can only use this command in 2022_winter_intern_process, 2022_summer_intern_process, 2022_grad_process, 2022_fall_intern_process, 2023_summer_intern_process, 2023_winter_intern_process, 2023_grad_process

[hollow field]

Plat still tough

[dense tinsel]

i dont enjoy usaco

so even if that means not getting into MIT, so be it.

id rather focus on what i like aka ml/ai stuff

im still a huge noob just very basic shit

no fullstack stuff yet

[hollow field]

U def don't need usaco lol

[dense tinsel]

i havent had time recently

[hollow field]

What grade r u in

[dense tinsel]

10th

[low vale]

you don't need usaco

[dense tinsel]

exactly

[low vale]

you can get cs at mit without touching cs

[past torrent]

just build shit bro

[dense tinsel]

thats just chinese mom bullshit half this server spouts

[hollow field]

What u r doing is prob more than good enough

[past torrent]

nonstop build stuff

[dense tinsel]

thats what i do

when i have time

[low vale]

i know a bunch of people like this

[past torrent]

yeh

[hollow field]

I only did usaco cuz I thought it was fun lol

[past torrent]

jsut expand ur projects more and more

and write about it in ur colelge apps

[hollow field]

Albeit a lot of the people ik for mit did research or isef

[past torrent]

lots of bonus points if it conencts to volunteering

[dense tinsel]

yeah and precollege programs

[quaint bolt]

all of them

goku moment

[jaunty cove]

Lol

[dense tinsel]

i will get my paernts to have me do a charity trip to some 3rd world country

[hollow field]

Volunteering doesn't matter for schools like mit and caltech

[dense tinsel]

experience life

[jaunty cove]

he said just in general

[dense tinsel]

and get an insane college essay

[low vale]

[quaint bolt]

def don't go unless you have a local with you lmao

[low vale]

i wish i was rich

[quaint bolt]

you won't be able to cross the road without getting run over

[jaunty cove]

yea those charity trips have people with you

usually they cost a lot of money

and its basically a vacation with a little bit of voliunteer

[wicked bison]

yes

strict family

[low vale]

yo Wagons I need you to tell the future for me, I realized I made a mistake in my first interview implementation

but my interviewer didn't catch on

[hollow field]

U failed

[quaint bolt]

google?

[low vale]

for G

yeah

he just let it through

[quaint bolt]

wym

he said it was fine

or what

[low vale]

yeah

[hollow field]

So he asked followup without noticing

[low vale]

he said it was fine

[hollow field]

?

[low vale]

no

[quaint bolt]

but there was a mistake?

they don't run your code it's fine

[low vale]

yeah

[quaint bolt]

I don't think they analyze after interview

you dry run

[low vale]

oh thank god

okay

if he doesn't catch it

i should have it in the bag

[quaint bolt]

step thru the code line by line with a good tc

and see if it works

like a debugger

[low vale]

it was such a dumb mistake man

[hardy patrol]

i feel u

[low vale]

i am proud my interviewer can't read code 🙈

yeah i had the main idea p easy

got both followups

[quaint bolt]

and if you're curious this is their scale

[low vale]

gotta stop thinking about it

[quaint bolt]

Strong No Hire, No Hire, Lean No Hire, Lean Hire, Hire, Strong Hire

If you get hire or above for both you're chilling

that's prolly like if you're racist or misogynistic

[low vale]

i think i got strong hire for second one pretty easily

first maybe strong hire/hire/lean hire

[quaint bolt]

ahhhh I don't think so unless it's like a codeforces problem

[jaunty cove]

where they hard lc hards

[quaint bolt]

bc they have a bank that they pull qs from

[low vale]

they don't care if he's freshmab

[quaint bolt]

goog swe intern just pulls qs from a bank

[low vale]

mine was mid-easy as far as lc hards

[quaint bolt]

you could be a 2yo and they'll ask you whatever

they're not applying for step tho

[jaunty cove]

oh

unlucky

[quaint bolt]

so they're treated like a regular swe intern

[low vale]

dp hards become so easy once you find the recurrence

[dense tinsel]

what is the minimum age for faang internships

[low vale]

or they're impossible if you can't find it

[jaunty cove]

sometimes they are rly hard though

[dense tinsel]

also is it true that

[quaint bolt]

no faang does hs internships

[cold path]

yeah

[low vale]

legal in your country of work

[dense tinsel]

i meant

https://buildyourfuture.withgoogle.com/programs/computer-science-summer-institute

[quaint bolt]

also minimum age is usually 18

[dense tinsel]

cssi

[low vale]

you can get in younger than 18

[quaint bolt]

oh I don't count cssi

what the

I swear in contracts I've signed

[dense tinsel]

when u were 17 u got stripe?

damn

[quaint bolt]

it mentioned 18 or something

[crisp berry]

apple + our wave hub

[dense tinsel]

ash moment

[low vale]

yeah but if you talk they sometimes let you through

[dense tinsel]

@sinful locust can u dm me how u got stripe at 17

i feel like ml/ai is like

[quaint bolt]

they're at uni

[dense tinsel]

oh

wha-

[quaint bolt]

not in 10th grade

[dense tinsel]

17 and uni what

[low vale]

skipping two grades

oh

[dense tinsel]

i skipped 1

so actually i might be 17 in uni

hmm interesting

[low vale]

i couldn't skip cuz i was actually stupid when i was younger

[quaint bolt]

I go to a 5-year uni

[dense tinsel]

please dont throw that word around

[low vale]

ye

[dense tinsel]

yeah

[crisp berry]

yeah please dont say w*terloo

[quaint bolt]

I don't need this coming from you

[dense tinsel]

what how

[quaint bolt]

no

it's dead

I hate it

[dense tinsel]

1 hour north of gta

what do u think there is lol

[quaint bolt]

I will literally jump off a cliff if I have to come back here after I graduate

but since im prolly going to goog I might actually have to come back to loo for ft

and that thought scares me

it keeps me up at night

[crisp berry]

do they not let you pick office

google montreal would be cool

[low vale]

weren't you only planning on staying at loo for a year and then switching to nyc?

[quaint bolt]

Idk if it's just country or office is the issue

[kindred tundra]

anyone do akuna c++ phone? i have it tomorrow

[hardy patrol]

holy shit

[quaint bolt]

what's up

[kindred tundra]

how was it for first phone

[hardy patrol]

i updated my resume since my old one had a bunch of issues and forgot to update the one on simplify

[kindred tundra]

like what should i cram rn

[hardy patrol]

fuuuck

[quaint bolt]

no im staying in canada in general until I get my citizenship and then prolly moving to quant unless im like staff swe at goog by then

[quaint bolt]

c++ trivia

[dense tinsel]

toronto is amazing

omg

[quaint bolt]

modern cpp

[kindred tundra]

c++ 11?

or 20

or what

[quaint bolt]

that is not modern my friend

14 and above

[kindred tundra]

kk

[dense tinsel]

BRO 💀

[low vale]

do you live in canada?

[dense tinsel]

11 lmaoooo

[dense tinsel]

no, but family there

[low vale]

ah

[kindred tundra]

do i just have to read the fucking cpp reference lol

[dense tinsel]

my dads side wants me to go to loo

maybe ill go idk

[low vale]

been to toronto briefly

[dense tinsel]

they say its "pristine"

[quaint bolt]

toronto night life is p great so I'd rather goog toronto than goog waterloo

[dense tinsel]

ive visited canada like 30 times

[dense tinsel]

eaton

[quaint bolt]

but goog loo is the main campus which sucks

[low vale]

loo is the 5 year uni you said "ew" to btw

[dense tinsel]

i have dual citizenship with canada

loo i 5 years??

[quaint bolt]

yes lol

[low vale]

yep

[quaint bolt]

bc of coop

[kindred tundra]

ty wagon

[quaint bolt]

we don't have oos in canada

it's domestic or international

no main campus is great

it's in loo that's why it sucks

[low vale]

im tryna be out of college by 21 tyvm

[quaint bolt]

they have like 7 restaurants in there I think

[dense tinsel]

i think my parents said they're rich enough to pay for any uni i get into but i might have to pay it back 100% 0 interest

but they arent sure about that yet

idk how to feel about that

umd is t20 cs

but i dont like it

[low vale]

everywhere good enough for faang

[dense tinsel]

my eventual goal is like cmu

which is 83k a year including board

[cyan garnet]

[dense tinsel]

💀

big sadge

[cyan garnet]

touch grass

[quaint bolt]

everywhere good enough for cit too as long as you do amazon before

[dense tinsel]

bro i heard cmu is easier than loo

becuz

loo needs perfect grades

but cmu doesnt

[cyan garnet]

no it doesnt

[dense tinsel]

yeah, which my parents can afford but ill have to pay it back some how

[low vale]

eventual?

[cyan garnet]

I am tryna go to waterloo

[low vale]

as in masters/phd?

[somber solstice]

paying that much for a college is not worth it if it's only for career

[cyan garnet]

@quaint bolt what year are u?

[dense tinsel]

they semi-feed into hrt and js yeah

[quaint bolt]

end of third year

[dense tinsel]

but also super heavy focus on ml/ai

[somber solstice]

i wish i could get into CMU 🤤

[cyan garnet]

weird

3b?

[quaint bolt]

3B yeah

[cyan garnet]

I met a really cracked dude from UW SE and UW has always had some rlly cracked people

if thats the kind of ppl that are there

I will try

cuz they generally get me excited

[quaint bolt]

LOL I remember at a career fair I said my term like that and the mf was like "bro no one outside loo does that"

[dense tinsel]

uoft doesnt have se right

cuz more research based

[cyan garnet]

CE is 5 years right?

[dense tinsel]

heard its bad

😐

[quaint bolt]

all eng is 5 years

[cyan garnet]

uoft doesnt have SE

[quaint bolt]

bc coop is mandatory

[cyan garnet]

yea

CS u can do no co-op but idk if that affects acceptance rate

[low vale]

its solid

usually partial/full ride if you broke

[cyan garnet]

I will apply for CS no co-op if acceptance rate higher

[quaint bolt]

just apply with coop and then drop out of coop if you get a good internship

[cyan garnet]

and SE

and maybe math

[quaint bolt]

that's the strat with waterloo cs

[cyan garnet]

if the acceptance rate is higher for no co-op

then why dont I apply for that

and it doesnt matter at the end of the day I think I can get some internship

[quaint bolt]

first couple internships hard to get and that's when ww is the most helpful

[cyan garnet]

might be a bit cocky

but I think if I try hard enough I can

[dense tinsel]

cmu cs is apparently the most difficult undergrad cs in the world... 😦

but i mean, great profs and u lern a lot

[quaint bolt]

I prolly wouldn't have gotten my 2nd or 3rd internships w/o ww

[dense tinsel]

sooo

[cyan garnet]

yep

[dense tinsel]

maybe

[cyan garnet]

idk about me

I have a decent network

[quaint bolt]

4th onwards I've gotten all my offers externally tho so you don't need it later

[cyan garnet]

I can reach out for internship

[jaunty cove]

i mean u passed the C++ oa

so u must have C++ knowledge right

[cyan garnet]

but if u match internally dont u have to accept

[quaint bolt]

gl

[cyan garnet]

or did u not match internally

[cyan garnet]

thanks

if I do get accepted I think I will be 1A when u are 5B

[quaint bolt]

4th I got my offer way before waterloo's coop cycle

[dense tinsel]

jesus

[cyan garnet]

I see

[quaint bolt]

and you can choose not to participate in ww

[cyan garnet]

yea its only if u get matched

[quaint bolt]

which is what I'm doing for my 5th and 6th internships

[cyan garnet]

idt math is worth it

what should I apply for

UW SE, CS and what

not math

[low vale]

im taking 6 classes at a worse school and i want death

[cyan garnet]

math is cool and all

but just no

[quaint bolt]

don't do math unless you like it

[cyan garnet]

yea

[quaint bolt]

lowkey cs+stats most op major

[dense tinsel]

i will double math and cs becuz ml/ai

😐

[quaint bolt]

I know some cracked people in cs+stats

[dense tinsel]

stats is possible yeah but eh