2023_summer

[near swallow]

They already have stacked resumes

[kindred tundra]

ok did any1 do optiver swe technical phone?

[near swallow]

Still worth a shot tho it sucks to send 300 holy shit

[sinful locust]

@sinful locust

[sinful locust]

actually not that bad

[sinful locust]

waz

lol

[pseudo orbit]

nothing just felt like bothering you swiss boi

[kindred tundra]

how was optiver swe phone?

[sinful locust]

very easy

[kindred tundra]

lol really?!?!!

[sinful locust]

wtf

HOW

congrats

[kindred tundra]

wtf

[sinful locust]

@median hedge when did u apply

LMAO

[muted summit]

Ur dms gg

[sinful locust]

good shit tho

[jaunty cove]

idk

[light meadow]

Do amazon subsidiaries blacklist you if you renege? Would it hurt my chances if I try and apply to regular amazon?

[sinful locust]

amazon oa not impressive lmao just answer the question

[muted summit]

?

LOL

holy

time to close this chat

[jaunty cove]

i feel like i answered the behavioral questions well, and i crapped on the technical question, but im not confident that i explained myself cohrenetly enough

[sinful locust]

did you take DSA

do you know how to implement basic data structures

if so then do not stress

[kindred tundra]

okok ty

[sinful locust]

are you applying for chicago

or amsterdam

[kindred tundra]

i was worried about sys design

chicago

[sinful locust]

ok sys design is for final

my amazon portal aint working smh

[kindred tundra]

ty baller

[jaunty cove]

i also crapped on sig and akuna oas but i feel like ima get screened

[wicked bison]

poop pipeline

[sick oar]

my microsoft portal doesn’t work gir doesn’t say offer

[sinful locust]

rip

i applied oct 7

[uneven sand]

google probably filled a lot with return offers and them giving out so many guaranteed match offers early this year

isn't it to fill the spreadsheet

[sick oar]

@rigid bronze literally nobody has any idea what you’re talking about 😔☹️

[uneven sand]

https://www.cscareers.dev/process-tracking

sankey diagram

[hardy patrol]

the most coveted of companies

[north portal]

damn

[uneven sand]

lol who added me

[north portal]

what is Mathworks hiring bar like for the technical interview?

[uneven sand]

wdym

i would ignore the first two columns

people rarely enter applied and reject

[sick oar]

bold ask

[uneven sand]

i think it's just a raw count of how many times people processed each stage

imo only interview and offer counts are useful

so you can see if people are getting interviews and offers

[sick oar]

if you tell them to speed up my final result sure 🙏🙏

nah i’m jk i’ll hear back sometime this week

i’m just impatient

[quaint bolt]

Send cats

[somber solstice]

bruh this shit got me realizing i aint getting shit this year

[jaunty cove]

auto offer

[somber solstice]

does anyone know how long samsara takes to respond after my first interview 😭

they taking a bit im ngl

[jaunty cove]

yea i suppose

sometimes people had to wait weeks

[low vale]

i just did 3 hards in 30 min

[final forum]

You can only use this command in 2022_winter_intern_process, 2022_summer_intern_process, 2022_grad_process, 2022_fall_intern_process, 2023_summer_intern_process, 2023_winter_intern_process, 2023_grad_process

[low vale]

I am getting pretty good at leetcode

[jaunty cove]

pog

[mystic depot]

https://tenor.com/view/chonky-cat-fat-cat-chubby-cat-ninja-cat-karate-cat-fighting-cat-kung-fu-cat-cat-chonky-cat-chonky-gif-25913120

[glad garnet]

not sure how I feel about this interview. I kinda bombed the coding portion

but the behavior, I think I did really well

[low vale]

what interview?

[glad garnet]

roblox

[low vale]

oh gl

[glad garnet]

how much do you guys think technical portion matters

in regards to the entire application

do I still have a chance if I couldnt solve the problem

[late terrace]

depends on how hard it was

[glad garnet]

it was not hard. It was like stupid

[late terrace]

if its a harder question and you explained well, then it might be enough

[glad garnet]

I almost got it, but the interviewer was not pleased

I got his email tho, he said I could ask him questions

cause we ran out of time

[low vale]

second part sounds very bad

[glad garnet]

tech

[jaunty cove]

how do you know he was not pleased?

[low vale]

how unpleased

[glad garnet]

he wasnt convinced that my solution was correct

[low vale]

like was he angry with you

[glad garnet]

no he was not angry

[low vale]

oh

[jaunty cove]

oh

[glad garnet]

bad wording

[glad garnet]

he made me try more testcases

which I ultimately failed

my solution was O(n^3)

🤡

[jaunty cove]

hopefully it was burst balloons

[glad garnet]

I didnt get much hint

[wooden hazel]

[glad garnet]

[low vale]

oh wait you took the final?

[wooden hazel]

not just explain and code, but getting judged as well

[low vale]

how'd you do?

[jaunty cove]

i dont think so

[glad garnet]

I code, then explain what I did

[low vale]

i thought they missed it

[jaunty cove]

i had the rescheduled one today

behavioral good

technical easy

not sure if i explained myself well enough on the technical question

[low vale]

sys design or lc?

[glad garnet]

I pray that behavior is worth a lot more

[jaunty cove]

basically a lc problem

and a follow up of scalability

[low vale]

i was in your situation a while back with roblox

[muted summit]

how long did you get to code for collin

[low vale]

behavioral was not worth more

[jaunty cove]

i addressed the scalability question before he asked it and before solving the problem and the interviewer told me to focus on solving the question

[jaunty cove]

20 minutes

[muted summit]

damn thats kinda quick

[jaunty cove]

yea

he asked 3 behavioral questions and some follow ups on those

its not on lc

i think it would be an easy or a medium

its a very straightforward concept

both

[muted summit]

does amazon want u to explain while coding

or you explain after

nah in the final email it said something like

we're okay with you coding on your own or something like that

i dont remember

[jaunty cove]

but while telling him my solution i started talking about caching results to avoid unnecessary recursive calls

[muted summit]

lemme check

[jaunty cove]

and he told me to just solve the problem for querying one node

[muted summit]

u were talking about caching on a tree?

or graph

[jaunty cove]

a tree is a graph

[hardy patrol]

bro was like 4 steps ahead the entire time

[jaunty cove]

yes

[muted summit]

During your interview, you are welcome to use whatever coding language you are most comfortable with, and you will have time to work through a solution before verbally answering the questions.

This is what it says

in the amazon interview

[jaunty cove]

you should be explaining your solution

[muted summit]

"you will have time to work through a solution before verbally answering the question"

thats what i was talkin about

[jaunty cove]

yes but the description isnt concise

thats what it boils down to after asking like 5 clarifying questions

[muted summit]

bc in google i was like talkin a ton LOL but im wondering if its diff for amazon

ill prob just try to be comfortable

in the amazon interview

[hardy patrol]

fax

[low vale]

depends on questions, mostly the same

[jaunty cove]

honestly it sounded like the first question on my OA

where its verbose but easy

[torn gull]

generally best practice to explain while coding, or at the very least pausing through each step to explain

[muted summit]

yea thats what ive been practicing

cool

[jaunty cove]

just copy paste the solutoin and exit chime

[muted summit]

dude im lowkey worried about the behavioral

taking up all my energy

[jaunty cove]

dw about that

[low vale]

i don't want to fail google

[muted summit]

^

[low vale]

but i also don't want to study

[torn gull]

tbh the quality of your responses for behavioral don't matter as much as if the interviewer vibes w u lmfao

[low vale]

crippling laziness really got me feelign some kinda way

[muted summit]

ok yeah i gotta stop overthinking the behavioral

and just vibe with the interviewer

[hardy patrol]

whats an indirect child like are you really just dfsing and counting how many nodes are in each subtree

[jaunty cove]

i think my interviewer and i got along fine but he seemed kind of closed off

[low vale]

behavioral is literally just talking

[jaunty cove]

the child of a child node also counts as an indirect child

[muted summit]

thats what i usually do but i be hearing ppl have scripts and shit for amazon LP's 😭

[torn gull]

lmfao same my amazon interviewer was stern and cold asf

[hardy patrol]

doesnt sound difficult im praying for something like that

after they fucking send me the oa

[low vale]

people who do this are not humans irl

[muted summit]

thanks for the reassurance

[jaunty cove]

nice

intersting

i guess you dont have to make them your best friend

[muted summit]

colin can i do 🙂

[hardy patrol]

you guys making lp answers off the cuff or prepare a long ass list of possible questions and an answer to each

[torn gull]

yeah just don't be a dick lmfao

thats all

[jaunty cove]

like course schedule

[hardy patrol]

word

[muted summit]

course schedule is a good question

[jaunty cove]

they dont give you "GRAPH"

[hardy patrol]

man fuck course schedule

[muted summit]

top sort makes it more straightforward

[hardy patrol]

thats like topo sort isnt it

annoying asf

[torn gull]

lmfao In this situation, I took ownership because I had a bias for action.

[glad garnet]

did you get the offer?

[low vale]

nope

[torn gull]

f

[glad garnet]

manifest manifest

god

I will sell my soul

[glad garnet]

how much of technical did you solve

[low vale]

2/3 followups

[sly sparrow]

has stripe OAs come out yet?

if i haven't gotten one, does that mean I am not getting any?

[hardy patrol]

im hoarding them all

[glad garnet]

what does this mean

[hardy patrol]

how do follow ups work do they ask you additional questions on how to optimize a solution

[glad garnet]

i thought stripe wqas full

[low vale]

normally, for roblox it was 2 adjacent problems

[sly sparrow]

wait really 😭

[glad garnet]

you had 2 problems?

[sly sparrow]

what other companies do i still have hope for?

[glad garnet]

I was working on one

[hardy patrol]

wacky

[glad garnet]

[low vale]

3

[glad garnet]

okay

I didnt even solve the first one

🤡

[low vale]

i mean i was one of the outliers for the roblox one

most people got 1 question

[glad garnet]

oh

[low vale]

they split mine into 3 parts

[glad garnet]

I think mine couldve been multiple parts

no

this is not good for my sanity

manifest manifest manifest manifest manifest

[jaunty cove]

also i realized i fked up the memory complexity on a follow up

before correcting myself

given that we cache N resutls in a hashmap

i said average case is O(N) but worst case is O(N^2) with hash collisions

but he said its O(N) because we dont have to worry about hash collisions

[low vale]

lol

no one worries about hash collisions

you're fine

also hash collisions are log(n) usually

they're not implemented as a linkedlist

[glad garnet]

[low vale]

usually as a tree

[jaunty cove]

yea i wanted to be as explicit as possibl with worst worst worst case

[sullen grail]

Any tips for roblox behavioral questions?

Do they ask a q for each value, or is it generics questions?

Ty!

[oak token]

does the amazon referral work if i apply for another job?

[jaunty cove]

#1031689266272682084 message

Plz Shit on m resume

im about to apply to swe internships again for the first time in like a montj

[late terrace]

remove nonrelevant experience

like the last 2

[coarse vigil]

Yo what does per annum mean in the letter

[hardy patrol]

zon need to redistribute their warehouse workers into hr i need my oa

[gritty dagger]

wheres meek

[coarse vigil]

Like do they pay you that for the weeks you work

They say they will pay you X amount per annum for 10 weeks

So that's just divided on the weeks?

So like weeks in a year

[jaunty cove]

the top 10% of warehouse workers get assigned to typing up the OA questions but they ran out

[glad remnant]

No way I got freaking number of islands in the bytedance oa

💀

[near swallow]

Not worth it if only because 2 concurrent internships on resume is sus

And u shouldnt lie on dates

It can be verified

LMAO

go for it

[hardy patrol]

outsource the work to me if it gets too much

40% cut

csmajor mlm

[digital bone]

whats the score needed to pass databricks codesignal?

damn I guess it'll be just more pratice for me then

[jaunty cove]

idk

i just didnt apply anywhere

for a long time

so i could put stuff on my rseume

[spice jetty]

@sick oar CONGRATS MAN

[sick oar]

TY!!!!

[sinful locust]

good job g

paypal oa so ez

[glad remnant]

same

bytedance was so easy too

[sick oar]

AYO

[sinful locust]

i got count numbers

and min diff

wbu

[glad remnant]

I think I got this too

[sinful locust]

lowkey count nums was annoying

lol

[glad remnant]

min diff, return the array of pairs

[sinful locust]

yeah

lowkey they werent hard

just annoying

lol

[glad remnant]

I still can't believe I got largest component in graph

in bytedance OA

[sinful locust]

why

[glad remnant]

[sinful locust]

is that bad?

https://leetcode.com/problems/largest-component-size-by-common-factor/

[glad remnant]

I've heard its extremely hard

[sinful locust]

ye

not this right

leunionfind

[glad remnant]

My friend said he got 3D DP

[sinful locust]

wtf

lol

[jaunty cove]

last week's was hard

this one is different apparently

i mean the first two LC questions were relatively straightforward

but the 3rd one is 3d dp

[coarse vigil]

Thnks

[frosty brook]

how do you know this

wtf

[soft basin]

this mf copy pasted this in the amazon server too

[jaunty cove]

I did

but if you want to ask me question you have to ask it here

[soft basin]

LMAO

[orchid isle]

Stripe is full right

[soft basin]

everything is full

tech is falling

everyone will die within a year

[soft basin]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/887916826556776501/894088728467877888/Mosca_2.0-1.gif

[jaunty cove]

Today

He died

[orchid isle]

So true my fav deuteragonist

[shy panther]

just got stripe OA like 3 weeks after applying

anyone know what its like

easy ? hard

dp? leetcode or web design

[pallid finch]

How long did it take for you to get the hackerrank link? I got an email from a recruiter saying I will receive one soon

[orchid isle]

Just a hunch but given how a lot of places are filling up and stripe is also a popular place to work at I’d assume this is the case?

[jaunty cove]

multithreading do all

[shy panther]

lol i wake up to like 2-4 rejections every morning

any time it says "Your application at" or "Follow up" i know its just a reject

[tall idol]

How hard are Atlassian phones

If anyone did Atlassian phone plz tell

or DM

Help a senior here

[sinful locust]

i applied an hour ago

[shy panther]

tbh i appreciate the rejections

it means they look at resumes before they send OAs

auto OAs are the worst

[naive kayak]

same

[hardy patrol]

yea ngl id rather the rejections

than

[jaunty cove]

where is paypal link

tf

[sinful locust]

wdym

oh u get it emailed

after refruiter reachout

[jaunty cove]

cringe

[sinful locust]

idk how i got it

i applied like 2 hours ago

lol

[pallid finch]

some baller profile probably

took a week for me for recruiter to reach out lol

[sinful locust]

well ive been getting ghosted everywhere else

[jaunty cove]

school ig

[sinful locust]

needa get zon

[mystic depot]

lol i got an interview and my status still hasn't changed

no clue when they plan on updating it

like whats the point of the portal if its not updated with the most recent info

[hardy patrol]

so i become hopeful and develop abstract attachments to a job that was never mine in a sick cycle of stockholm syndrome

[clever grail]

@sinful locust

[mystic depot]

Lol 😂 so true so true

[sinful locust]

stop

Yo

[north portal]

Yo

[heavy magnet]

which one you'd guys take goldman sachs, cap one or oracle?

[north portal]

Oracle

fulltime is better

[heavy magnet]

interested in finance so thinking gs to help later

well hoping to do more internships and get better paying internship for ft

[north portal]

ah ok

well thats fine too

[quaint bolt]

cap1 or oracle

[north portal]

is cap1 really worth it tho? Oracles starting is like 180k

also cap1 and GS pay same level?

[quaint bolt]

Is this not intern?

Also what do you mean by finance? Like quant?

[north portal]

well even for intern, GS is like $50 an hour with 5k housing and shit

[heavy magnet]

yr

yea

trader*

hoping to get quant investment team at gs

but wont know to spring

[quaint bolt]

none of those companies are really quant feeders so you can just go with whatever

[sinful locust]

WAGONS

[quaint bolt]

you don’t need gs to help with quant, they mostly just want big tech or other quants

[jaunty cove]

being a swe wont get you a job as a quant

generally speaking

[quaint bolt]

hello Mr alt

[quaint bolt]

Not necessarily true, most of the QT/QR I know started off as swe interns

[jaunty cove]

as interns where?

[quaint bolt]

You need a start somewhere

[quaint bolt]

Anywhere from startups to other big tech

[jaunty cove]

probably not at capital one

[heavy magnet]

some were actually lmao

saw a few on linkedin

[quaint bolt]

yeah I know that’s why I said

[jaunty cove]

i doubt that having that on your resume will boost your chances

[quaint bolt]

.

[jaunty cove]

you could probably attribute it to other factors

[heavy magnet]

yea so seems that shouldnt be a factor then when considering

[jaunty cove]

well at least for these 3 companies i would argue all 3 are equally likely/unlikely to get you past a resume screen

[quaint bolt]

I’d go with cap1 or oracle

[heavy magnet]

which 1 is best for big tech resume screen though

hoping to get big tech for fall to help with quant summer after lmao

[hollow field]

Would def say c1 over gs but idk about c1 vs oracle

[burnt spoke]

Wait whend u apply to oracle?

[quaint bolt]

I’d just pick the highest intern salary since you’re not going to any of those FT anyways

[heavy magnet]

ight thanks

[heavy magnet]

i applied back in like late august

[burnt spoke]

Dam nice they still ghosting me

I have referral links from career fair they gave me too

[spice jetty]

u can still get ghosted after that 💀

i got ghosted as a sophomore when i sent my app w the links

[heavy magnet]

is it worth tryna expedite citi quant analyst though? just got first round today so not sure i'd even have time but seems that would help more

does companies give extensions on offer deadlines usually or na?

[quaint bolt]

Cap1 and oracle are p relative so as long as they don’t pick GS it’s fine

[burnt spoke]

Personally I’d p happy with oracle/oci

[quaint bolt]

And im p sure cap1 pays the most no?

[sinful locust]

@plain egret this dude stole your pfp

[burnt spoke]

That’s racist

[heavy magnet]

accurate

[sinful locust]

why do that? just do first year of college -> quant

so many useless steps there

also Robert how long after your last leadership did you get offer

I did mine wednesday and havent heard

alright guess I gotta wait a bit

so far at least

I know someone else who only did cs interview this year

and got offer

think he just got cs offer but they said he could get cit offer if he wanted but he has to meet with them

and he didnt want to do that

oh did you have cs offer call?

and then did all that shit

oh

this guy got an email just asking him when hes free to meet recruiter

then in the call she gave cs offer and then said all that stuff

@viral basin ^

[viral basin]

hi

ok yeah so I just had my second "final round" interview, with a guy from citadel

[sinful locust]

oh that is interesting

[viral basin]

last week had final round with citsec guy

tbh I did pretty bad on both the technical sections so i might get rejected outright (does that happen?) but idk

oh you're for ft?

[sinful locust]

hes a troll

my leadership had quite a bit of technical

[uneven sand]

like what

system design

or did they ask leetcode

[sinful locust]

he asked me like a geo probability q, a lc question, and some systems trivia

not hard questions

[uneven sand]

geo probability?

[sinful locust]

but kinda interesting

[viral basin]

yeah I got trolled, both of them they were like "yeah not much technical" (the recruiter) and t ehn I got asked straight up leetcode in gboth

[sinful locust]

yeah its a probability question involving a shape

[viral basin]

lmao what

[sinful locust]

it wasnt that hard

[uneven sand]

geogussr probability

[viral basin]

yeah I got grilled by one dude on past internship project like in as much detail as my actual manager bruh and then leetcode :/

right now i'm prayge

i need this lol

[uneven sand]

[sinful locust]

you had more than one citsec?

@hearty river

[uneven sand]

citadel is cringe amazon better

[sinful locust]

ncr > amazon > cit > drw

its based on the number of people named gary at each company

[viral basin]

didn't even reach amazon final lol, rejected after passing all test cases on OA

[sinful locust]

yeah I got amazon reject after oa too

amazon weird af

@storm thistle whats up

[uneven sand]

i got amazon offer but id trade it for js offer

anyone want to trade

[viral basin]

ok prayge

[sinful locust]

I would never

[outer sapphire]

You get an offer?

[uneven sand]

i don't want to go the easy route with amazon

i want to work my way from the bottom

[cold path]

heyyyy

[cold path]

IMPLYING AMAZON IS THE BOTTOM

amazon >>>> every trading firm

btw

[uneven sand]

no i implied js is the bottom

amazon is the top

[sinful locust]

K

[uneven sand]

i want to work at js to build character

[sinful locust]

yo

[jaunty cove]

kotassium

[sinful locust]

thats gotta be fake as shit

youre telling me 0 signing bonus

and 252k target bonus

[uneven sand]

252k target bonus

[sinful locust]

they probably included signing in target

yeah that makes sense

[uneven sand]

levels doesn't include unless you tell it to

[sinful locust]

fuck levels

[uneven sand]

oh

does it break up annual bonus and signing bonus

[jaunty cove]

My c1 recruiter is still responding to people’s c1 offer acceptance posts on linkedin

How ahout u fking schedule my interview its been 3 months

[warped nest]

[hardy patrol]

i got that default waitlist email from my recruiter before scheduling powerday

and i emailed her saying like yo is the headcount filled

and she sent me the default email a second time

[cold path]

why is everyone here real

@median hedge hey

[simple salmon]

Does amazon have a waitlist? I think my friend just got waitlisted.

[cold path]

omg

:3

[uneven sand]

salud

[cold path]

cute

[jaunty cove]

It means you got blacklisted

[cold path]

omg..... ur too sweet.....

its true

[hardy patrol]

i imagine thats all they said then never followed up

[cold path]

stop capping him

[near swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-sun-teletubbies-gif-19804594

Dabi

[cold path]

ME IRL

thats acc what i look like

btw

[uneven sand]

https://tenor.com/bDpdi.gif

[cold path]

me if i was mod

every day that im not mod is a CLOUDY DAY

[near swallow]

GOOD

[uneven sand]

this server is seattle

[north portal]

i got this too

[cold path]

when it could be socal....💔

[dense tinsel]

apparently amazon is waitlisting interns...

this is a first...

💀

bezos moment

[uneven sand]

wtf this early?

[shell abyss]

😦

[uneven sand]

they usually waitlist but more like february/march

[jaunty cove]

source

[rough parcel]

who has beento seattle

[storm thistle]

Only clouds on this fine evening

[dense tinsel]

according to some sources

[hardy patrol]

source

[dense tinsel]

for both ft and intern

[jaunty cove]

source

[hardy patrol]

for ft theyre waitlisting but cap on intern

[dense tinsel]

bruh just go to the amazon intern discord

[jaunty cove]

no thanks

[dense tinsel]

oh

[jaunty cove]

send screenshot

plz

[sinful locust]

Are you returning to meraki

Or pursuing further opportunities

[burnt spoke]

14?

[wet kindle]

does palantir call to reject?

[dense tinsel]

yeah

[dense tinsel]

alr

[burnt spoke]

And ur an Amazon intern?

[dense tinsel]

me? no

i was there to ask about aiming for amazon

down the far road

[jaunty cove]

wheres the email

@soft basin

capital one incident part two

[dense tinsel]

@burnt spoke u actually thought a 14 year old can get amazon intern?

what timeline are u in

[soft basin]

what email

[jaunty cove]

intern waitlist

[bold barn]

people who work in HR are the most useless individuals I have ever met

[hardy patrol]

deadass

happened to me once already not letting it happen again

[soft basin]

idk bruh

not my problem tho

[fickle drift]

you can get an internship at 14

[bold barn]

i give linkedin a month notice on my amazon offer

a month

[jaunty cove]

a month ago people started spreading the same rumors

[north portal]

actually will not apply to capital one ever again because of this

fuck Capital 1

[bold barn]

one calendar month

[burnt spoke]

Well Michael sayman was FT at Facebook as a teenager

[jaunty cove]

Same

[fickle drift]

what happened

[burnt spoke]

So yea there r cracked mofos

[dense tinsel]

well yeah but nto amazon lol

[hardy patrol]

i mean theres no source so idc

[jaunty cove]

My friend was going to refer me to ft next year

Not anymore

[bold barn]

and they cannot get back to me in time

[uneven sand]

what happened

[fickle drift]

someone worked at quora at 14 (alexandr wang)

[dense tinsel]

we arent all alexandr wangs, bud

[dense tinsel]

17 lol

[uneven sand]

i was tech lead at google in high school

[fickle drift]

really?

[north portal]

i got into the final interview pipeline during the middle of the wave, my recruiter ghosted me for over a month and after 5-6 follow up emails, waitlisted me cuz others got scheduled before me

[dense tinsel]

yeah

[jaunty cove]

well actually magnum carlsen is better than you at chess when he was your age so you should never play chess

[uneven sand]

he didn't just work at quora, he was a tech lead

[dense tinsel]

he moved to bay area in senior year for quora

[dense tinsel]

chess speaks for itself

[jaunty cove]

just give up if you havent gotten an internship by 13

[north portal]

13?

thats old

[fickle drift]

tufff

[north portal]

if u arent getting an internship by birth

[dense tinsel]

im hoping for an internship next year

[north portal]

are you even a true cs major

[dense tinsel]

some stanford pre-college thingy

[bold barn]

what do you think happens during HR job interviews

[uneven sand]

i got my first faang internship after 1st grade :(

im kinda slow

[north portal]

its not tufff, its stupid and im never gonna look in Cap 1 direction

actually fuck that company

[fickle drift]

my recruiter was really nice

[uneven sand]

they test how many template emails you can send in 5 minutes

[dense tinsel]

the best ive known was shopify at 13 but hes also weird so L

[fickle drift]

could've just been ur recrutier

[north portal]

they try to see how incompetent you are

[bold barn]

my theory is that they lock you in a room for two hours and thats the entire interview

you just have to sit at a desk with no stimuli for two hours

[north portal]

yea no i texted another recruiter and she got back to me in 1 day, but she told me she couldnt schedule me cuz waitlist

which was BS

[fickle drift]

[bold barn]

I am this close to sending my linkedin recruiter a hate email about how her sorority at clemson is low tier

[dense tinsel]

...

[burnt spoke]

Ur on this server at 14 yo my dude

[cold path]

hes not joking btw

[north portal]

send it, she needs to get the memo

[cold path]

oh wait AFTER

[burnt spoke]

I’m fckin 20

[north portal]

LMAO

[cold path]

no he meant to say before

[dense tinsel]

yeah i have questinos related to CS CAREERS and im asking in the CS CAREERS discord

[quaint bolt]

what the

[cold path]

me

[sinful locust]

@stable spire

[cold path]

YOURE 14???

BRO

[uneven sand]

14???

wtf

[bold barn]

its kinda funny how recruiters are all former sorority girls

[cold path]

bro go play outside

[uneven sand]

go play fortnite

[dense tinsel]

LMAOO

[sinful locust]

ONG

all the quant recruiters

[dense tinsel]

@sinful locust 0 defense mfer

[uneven sand]

^

quant recruiters are clones

[sinful locust]

piss off

[jaunty cove]

drw

[bold barn]

like they go from the most desired people on campus to the bottom of the real world heirarchy

[north portal]

tactical move, they gotta make their process as hard as possible

[cold path]

what did he mean by this

[dense tinsel]

huh

[bold barn]

HR workers are at the lowest rung of the social ladder

[sinful locust]

nah they’re all super nice

[uneven sand]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-l2p-gif-19544446

[sinful locust]

need some connections

[dense tinsel]

isnt a sorority like

girl friendgroup but like formal

and tight knit

[jaunty cove]

lol

[bold barn]

normalize sending your recruiter posts from their alma mater SEC school's greekrank

[wooden shard]

Amazon unironically full

[dense tinsel]

whats so bad about it

[wooden shard]

🤣

[dense tinsel]

besides racism in acceptance

[cold path]

LMFAO

💀

frfr

[sinful locust]

there’s another HSer here?

[crisp berry]

what

[sinful locust]

@cyan garnet

[sinful locust]

trail

[cyan garnet]

hi

[crisp berry]

mfs really say "recruiters are the least desireable members of society" and then shoot them 300 emails 🤣

[sinful locust]

there’s an HSER here

say hi

[cyan garnet]

loser touch grass

[sinful locust]

time to leave the server

[cyan garnet]

i am old now

[bold barn]

If I give a recruiter A MONTH warning about my offer deadline and they can't make it they have just shown to me that they are awful at their job

[quaint bolt]

Dracos -> ash -> this new kid

[dense tinsel]

have any of you guys done pre-college internships and can help me with a few questions in DMs?

[cyan garnet]

theres another one

after me

and before the new kid

[dense tinsel]

since it doesnt tend to fit any of these channel categories

[north portal]

sure

[dense tinsel]

yayy

[cyan garnet]

wait its the same dude

bvm

nvm

[cold path]

if i was mod i would simply ban anyone under the age of 18

vote for me

btw

[cyan garnet]

@dense tinsel touch grass

[crisp berry]

just dm people from the process channels, everyone loves to help you out 😄

[cyan garnet]

i vote for you

@sinful locust

the airpods are mad nice

[crisp berry]

especially @jaunty cove

[jaunty cove]

Bro is going to be cracked by the time he hits colleged

[cyan garnet]

the noise cancellation is so hot

i did 3

[uneven sand]

i did 2

[cyan garnet]

hopefully i can get a few more before grad

like IBM or RBC

and cssi

[uneven sand]

my internships in high school:

1. amazon (have to start somewhere)
2. netflix

[cyan garnet]

trye

amazon sucks

feel bad for you

[uneven sand]

yea it was the worst

[cyan garnet]

only paid you like 40+ an hoyr

hour

[uneven sand]

i couldn't even tell my friends about it bc they would laugh about how unprestigious i was

[cyan garnet]

losers

ikr

[cold path]

me unironically

[dense tinsel]

why the heck are all stanford pre-college internships premed related

[quaint bolt]

It’s copium only if you say it

[dense tinsel]

"Wanna do stem? HELP OUR PREMED DEPARTMENT"

[cyan garnet]

why would you do it at stanford

[uneven sand]

just do an internship at nasa

[cyan garnet]

its incredibly babied

[dense tinsel]

the program is cool

[near swallow]

Why cant i time travel to run my integration tests faster

[cyan garnet]

they hire hsers i believe

[near swallow]

I need to finish before i get laid off

[dense tinsel]

ive also looked into NASA

[cyan garnet]

not sure for cs

yes

[dense tinsel]

oh 😦 why?

[cyan garnet]

it’s babied

asf

i met a uw se kid at the hackathon this weekend

he was hella cracked

this was the push i needed

now ik what to so

do*

[dense tinsel]

oh i see

mind dm'ing me them?

[cyan garnet]

send em

[uneven sand]

bro just do RSI

[cyan garnet]

whats rsi

[dense tinsel]

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CP3Xsdp2C_rKeFUh7OXSxxT-mkwRJo7alWiz6n9dByU/edit

[uneven sand]

or MITES

[dense tinsel]

bro rsi is insanely competitive

[uneven sand]

it isn't

[cyan garnet]

i am literally

[dense tinsel]

school cs teacher sent me this

not sure which ones are good

[uneven sand]

i got in and im not even that good

[cyan garnet]

not a US citizen

so sad

I WANTED TO DO IT

SO BAD

[dense tinsel]

can i do microsoft intern in hs?

[cyan garnet]

BUT AM NOT A US CITIZEN

😭😭😭😭

[dense tinsel]

oh ok

no

[uneven sand]

then no

[dense tinsel]

MD

[cyan garnet]

got ghosted

by recruiter

from htn

[dense tinsel]

L

[uneven sand]

if you're md just find some defense contractor

[cyan garnet]

stfu go touch a woman

[uneven sand]

say you're interested in bombing kids and they'll get you something

[cyan garnet]

no way lmao

[uneven sand]

(consentually)

[cyan garnet]

probs citizens only

[dense tinsel]

i held hands with a girl yesterday but besides that i have nothing to brag about in that department

[cyan garnet]

indeed

[dense tinsel]

im dual citizen with canada and us

[cyan garnet]

your sister doesnt count

[burnt spoke]

I did cssi when I was 17 (late bdy) but man’s starting at 14 🙃

[dense tinsel]

💀

[cyan garnet]

and edating doesnt count

[dense tinsel]

bruh

[cold path]

CHILD ON CHILD CRIME WHATS GOING ON HERE 💀

[near swallow]

Meta sucks rn but my team especially

[dense tinsel]

i broke up with a girl i used to edate a few months ago - mega cringe

no more of this topic

[dense tinsel]

meta stock go bye bye

[near swallow]

Based on new grad friends a good chunk like maybe 15% just got shit teams

But hey i have a job at least

[quaint bolt]

omg what’s up with kids these days holy shit

[cyan garnet]

💀

[burnt spoke]

I’m too old

[dense tinsel]

cssi is pre-first year of college only

[cyan garnet]

yes

[dense tinsel]

so, no

not for now

[quaint bolt]

I’m glad I was never this grass-deprived ever

[cyan garnet]

i wanna do cssi

[dense tinsel]

but thanks for telling me @cyan garnet

[cyan garnet]

yep

[dense tinsel]

good luck bro

[cyan garnet]

i am not that grass deprived

i went out

to UTSC this weekend

ik

imma water down my resume and exp a ton

its a lot of behavioral

[burnt spoke]

Let’s see if G gives me this offerrrrrr

[dense tinsel]

utsc had hack the valley this week right?

[cyan garnet]

like put hs stuff

[dense tinsel]

ive only visited utsg

[cyan garnet]

yea

[quaint bolt]

[cyan garnet]

i won

[dense tinsel]

ay nice

[cyan garnet]

i am not

[dense tinsel]

fr?

[uneven sand]

what did you win

[cyan garnet]

yea

[dense tinsel]

woah

that's great bro!

[cyan garnet]

thanks!

[dense tinsel]

I'll start doing hackathons soon

[cyan garnet]

it was mostly cuz of my teammate cuz he knew how to use opencv

[hardy patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/john-jonah-jameson-lol-laughing-hysterically-laughing-out-loud-funny-gif-17710543

[dense tinsel]

as well as kaggle grinding

[dense tinsel]

@hardy patrol how was amazon oa

format especially

?

dm if u want

was it like 2 mediums 80 mins or

[cyan garnet]

how u gon get amazon

[uneven sand]

amazon oa is easy

[quaint bolt]

[cyan garnet]

^^^

[dense tinsel]

and?

[hardy patrol]

im not your e-date dont dm me

[dense tinsel]

hackathons are genuinely fun

[cyan garnet]

i think it will help on AIF

for uw se

[uneven sand]

yea fr if you put amazon internship they'll probably think you worked in a warehouse

[cyan garnet]

and yes hackathons are fun

[quaint bolt]

what am I reading

Why’re you applying

[cyan garnet]

i am maintaining high 90 avg rn

[quaint bolt]

[cyan garnet]

and hackathons

and some rlly spicey side projects

[dense tinsel]

@feral void what are the 5 internships that matter?

[cyan garnet]

just have to apply to programs now

[uneven sand]

if you want to get into a good college, create a club (doesn't matter if people actually attend)

[hard plover]

Any other prospect pinterns

[cyan garnet]

clubs are dogshit ec

[uneven sand]

colleges eat it up tho

[cyan garnet]

like unless u have a passion

dont do it

all for citizens?

agreed

[uneven sand]

no im not kidding

[quaint bolt]

mfw 0 ecs

[cyan garnet]

either i am around very cracked hsers

[dense tinsel]

RSI and primes are insanely difficult and competitive...

[cyan garnet]

or

its dated

its very dated probs

[uneven sand]

people always bs impact of clubs

it's so easy

[dense tinsel]

nasa is close by which is nice

fair

[uneven sand]

bro do you go to paly or gunn

[cyan garnet]

i am incoming president of a big non profit in bay area

idt it will help me much

[dense tinsel]

:0

how so?

[uneven sand]

or do you go to mv

[cyan garnet]

yea

and its highly comp

[uneven sand]

just apply

[dense tinsel]

but u were the one who said to do rsi or primes...

[sinful locust]

I used to shit but now I wait until after the OA ends

[dense tinsel]

and those are the well-trodden paths...

yes

Ohh I see, gotta stand out more

gotcha

[uneven sand]

i mean doing rsi will help you stand out

that's guaranteed harvard/mit

[dense tinsel]

fr

[burnt spoke]

College prestige overrated?

[uneven sand]

i agree but at the end of the day, the people that check boxes often do pretty well

[quaint bolt]

Yes

[dense tinsel]

^^^

u wanna be unique

[sinful locust]

no

[dense tinsel]

but first u gotta check boxes

[simple garden]

amazon waitlisting interns?

[hardy patrol]

rumored

[uneven sand]

like i tried the unique route but a lot of my friends that just went after what looks good on college apps did way better even though they didn't really care about a lot of it

[quaint bolt]

Mr goat

[simple garden]

No more nefews😢

[cyan garnet]

tbh another thing u should do is spend less time here

[dense tinsel]

late to the party

[quaint bolt]

Where are you going next year

[cyan garnet]

its an investment of your time

after a point you get repeated advice

[simple garden]

imagine wagoat

[quaint bolt]

Or do you graduate

[cyan garnet]

its not worth it

[dense tinsel]

but yes, waitlisting

[near swallow]

Why would u care lol just go visit those mongolian kids and teach em CS already for ur resume, they will forget about u tomorrow

[uneven sand]

@burnt spoke you go to harvard? can i dm

[hardy patrol]

how common are fall internships

[cyan garnet]

you could do some stuff like yk apply side projects etc

[hardy patrol]

like do companies usually do them

[sinful locust]

@sinful locust this guy stole your pfp

[cyan garnet]

i did

[quaint bolt]

You’re returning? Pog

[near swallow]

I want 2 work for gewgle van coober

[sinful locust]

i cant believe my eyes

this is

MY HEART IS TRULY BROKEN

[quaint bolt]

If goog doesn’t work out I might return

[uneven sand]

DR AIGHT are you really a doctor

can you help me

[sinful locust]

[uneven sand]

i have a hole in my heart that only you can fix

[sinful locust]

dr. aight x wagons cross over?

[cyan garnet]

if anyone wants to see what I made for htv

I think its p cool

dm me

[uneven sand]

hack the valley

[cyan garnet]

hack the valley

hackathon with like ~600+ people

[sinful locust]

send it in here

[uneven sand]

^

[cyan garnet]

not tryna doxx

💀

[dense tinsel]

@cyan garnet did u do hack the north?

[uneven sand]

but you're already dming people

[sinful locust]

ill dox you

[cyan garnet]

yes

[uneven sand]

it's more efficient to just dm everyone at once by posting here

[dense tinsel]

how was that?

👀

[cyan garnet]

hella fun

[cyan garnet]

lmaoo

I am good

[uneven sand]

wait did you fly to waterloo

[cyan garnet]

no

[dense tinsel]

ayy nice

[cyan garnet]

I live in canada

[uneven sand]

oh wait you're the canada guy

[cyan garnet]

I am from bay area though

I am both

[cyan garnet]

u got accepted?

[sinful locust]

are you us citizen

hi nok

yo

Rigby

stop

Nokker

what’s up

@sinful locust @inner kernel

[cyan garnet]

no

greencard soon

[sinful locust]

cant be "from" bay area then

GREEN CARD

you’re from canada

real US people are citizens

not from the bay

[sinful locust]

how were falcons

they won somehow

49ers are so fucking injured