2023_summer

[mystic depot]

https://tenor.com/view/naze-fatigue-grosse-spongebob-sad-gif-15840160

me by december for sure

[placid pelican]

anyone know how the citadel first phone interview is

[jaunty cove]

leetcode discuss is full of indians who are getting hard ass question on their interview

sounds like hell

[sinful locust]

not bad

[jaunty cove]

do yall think using a standard python list with pop and append is sufficient to simulate a stack in an interview setting

or is that lame

[late terrace]

what is the alternative?

[jaunty cove]

idk, a linked list

[elfin peak]

Use deque

[low delta]

Do it in assembly to show dominance

[jaunty cove]

cause list has amortized operations

[elfin peak]

Yeah linkedin list based implementation is better

[jaunty cove]

ill just use deque

good idea

[low delta]

Probably ask the interviewer about the normal list vs SLL implementation and which he would prefer

[elfin peak]

Ye you can implement stack as deque, but queue as deque works too

So I always use it lol

[jaunty cove]

lol

i never used anything but deque for a queue

for python

waste of time

[hardy patrol]

fax

[jaunty cove]

at least for lc

[elfin peak]

XD

[hardy patrol]

dfs uses a stack right

for iterative

[stone echo]

yes

[jaunty cove]

idk bfs is superior

[elfin peak]

Yes

[hardy patrol]

word

[mystic depot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/981757182976589884/1026307445808709662/matt.gif

[placid pelican]

is it just resume screen stuff?

plus coding?

[sinful locust]

behavioral and coding

[elfin peak]

I'm pretty sure nobody cares man lol

[jaunty cove]

ok

[placid pelican]

ic

lc med/hard?

[hardy patrol]

its fine

[sinful locust]

med / easy

[placid pelican]

kk

ty bossman

[sinful locust]

np gl

[hardy patrol]

whens the interview

[sinful locust]

it’s rng so just be confident

[jaunty cove]

in 30

[placid pelican]

tmrw

for me

[jaunty cove]

supposedly

[placid pelican]

gl to u @jaunty cove

[jaunty cove]

thank you

[elfin peak]

Which company

👀

[jaunty cove]

amazon

[elfin peak]

Nice

[placid pelican]

do u know how many rounds after the phone @sinful locust

[jaunty cove]

yup

i need this

[elfin peak]

Final?

[jaunty cove]

for my mental health

yes

[elfin peak]

Glgl

[jaunty cove]

🙏

[elfin peak]

Hopefully you'll get lc easy/med

Lmao

[jaunty cove]

i think im overprepared for the lc question

need to not be a dumbass with behavioral cause i stutter a lot

[elfin peak]

Don't you have notes for yourself

[jaunty cove]

yea i wrote notes in prep for the last scheduled amazon interview

gonna get those

thanks for remidningm e

[elfin peak]

Have it on ur screen 👀

[sinful locust]

lol

[jaunty cove]

i got a notebook with keyword and such

[elfin peak]

But you won't be able to refer to it during the interview

[jaunty cove]

why not

[elfin peak]

Oh is it on ur laptop

I thought it's on paper

[jaunty cove]

lke this

Lol

[hardy patrol]

bro will turn into the green goblin if they ghost him for the 3rd time

[elfin peak]

Yea it will be sus

[hardy patrol]

after all this prep

[jaunty cove]

yea

[coarse vigil]

Good lick coolin

Don't fail

[jaunty cove]

https://tenor.com/view/green-goblin-willem-dafoe-dancing-yoinky-sploinky-that-yoinky-sploinky-gif-24692258

[hardy patrol]

no way you dont get it

[coarse vigil]

They have to show up

[jaunty cove]

THanks

[hardy patrol]

goku got it with no dsa/algo classes and like 70 lc total solved

[wooden shard]

Goodluck Colin

[scenic sluice]

Are you not supposed to have notes during interview

[onyx nebula]

Got the Palantir UK Intern offer 🎉🎉

[hardy patrol]

epic

[elfin peak]

I do have notes, but I have it on my laptop so it's not so obvious

[wooden shard]

Nah no screen share

[elfin peak]

Amazon? No

No screenshare for amz

[jaunty cove]

Ok

they never sent me a 3rd link for the chime interview 💀

[wary harbor]

yo whats teh difference between SWE and SDE

[jaunty cove]

Nvm we good she responded immediately

Jessica 😍

[wary harbor]

SIMP

[soft basin]

there is none

[white urchin]

Anyone get pure storage oa?

[coarse vigil]

cap he made me share my screen

[wary harbor]

is FrontEnd Dev within the SWE catogory than>

[soft basin]

imo it is

[coarse vigil]

bc chime code was broken

[wary harbor]

what about not in ur opinion

[soft basin]

it still is

even tho its a diff role

sometimes

[wary harbor]

IGHT ZORO

[soft basin]

do u not consider frontend swe?

[turbid marten]

Did Amazon transfer me to APP cuz I’m a freshman or cuz I didn’t do well enough on the OA

[wary harbor]

idk it donest have the title of SWE

[elfin peak]

For what? XD

[coarse vigil]

code

[soft basin]

dont judge based on title too much lol

[coarse vigil]

note pad code

[elfin peak]

When I did my final they have their separate link for coding

[coarse vigil]

yeah

i got that

[wary harbor]

u think a frontend dev internship could help on resume for future SWE positions than:?

[coarse vigil]

but it was broken

[elfin peak]

F

[soft basin]

why do u care so much abt titel

either way just put sde intern

title*

[sinful locust]

nothing

[wary harbor]

thought title mattered like I can put SWE when im a Cashier

[hardy patrol]

going to message robinhood recruiter on linkedin mfers never gave me a response and im done waiting

[wary harbor]

do it

[soft basin]

APP intern is pretty much same as sde

except u get bootcamp

which is more helpful imo

[proud crag]

bruh i didnt even get an OA as a sophomore

[jaunty cove]

do you get paid for the bootcamp

[turbid marten]

I think so

[jaunty cove]

or does the bootcamp happen in the same time as a normal internship

[turbid marten]

The boot camp is like the first two weeks and still paid

[wary harbor]

what the bootcamp for @turbid marten

[turbid marten]

I fumbled the second question

It was linked lists

Pain

[turbid marten]

Training or something

[wary harbor]

oh for AMZ?

[turbid marten]

They teach you stuff for two weeks before u start

[turbid marten]

Amazon propel yeah

[wary harbor]

my AMZ app says "Summited"

https://tenor.com/view/pain-nagato-naruto-gif-21249290

[turbid marten]

Did u interview yet?

It was about reordering segments or something

Yeah AWS example

I got like 11/13 cases but I used lists 💀💀💀

W

[soft basin]

amazon takes ages to get back rn

they are booked

[turbid marten]

rip

When did u schedule for

[north portal]

new internship

pay is insane

[soft basin]

one of my friends got waitlisted for propel too

[turbid marten]

Nah I mean what day did u schedule ur interview for

[soft basin]

wdym error

like an error on amazon side?

ahhh alr alr

[turbid marten]

W

[soft basin]

but new grad is waitlisted already

new grad market sucks this yr

[vivid tartan]

clean fit in the pfp

[turbid marten]

interview

[hardy patrol]

amazon final

[turbid marten]

amazon I think

[soft basin]

good luck

[north portal]

good luck

[soft basin]

be like me and get easier than 2sum for final

@golden sandal im not answering any questions abt amazon

[north portal]

i got my mathworks technical in like a few hours

lowkey nervous af

[soft basin]

ahh it was someone in another server

u wont know em

idt i can accept anymore friend req

my list is full 💀

time to start removing

[sinful locust]

smoke 💨

[scenic sluice]

Add me frien

[restive meadow]

db or asana

[fleet tulip]

Pain

[north portal]

Lakers vs Warriors on my radar

been waiting for this

[rancid flume]

anyone finished final round (hm) for stripe? pls dm

[north portal]

but im 90% sure i wont remember what i did for the OA

and now i gotta figure it out with my shitty commenting

over a month ago

its gonna be such a sadge moment if they actually ask

to review OA

[honest pilot]

GL

how is phone?

[north portal]

thats what im taking

[honest pilot]

do you get final after phone?

oh it's the final??

[north portal]

its the phone call

[honest pilot]

like 1 hour call right?

[north portal]

the one after it is a HM call

yea the 1 hour one

[honest pilot]

Oh shit GL, I got mine in like a week

we both got this!

[wary harbor]

wait who got rejected on DataBricks

[north portal]

yessir

[wary harbor]

GL MV!

n code

[north portal]

thank

[wooden shard]

Did u do the Mathworks technical?

And when’d u hear back for final round

[north portal]

no thast the one im taking

[wooden shard]

Oh

There’s another round after

[north portal]

yea i keep forgetting, im so used to calling technical final round

its cuz its an HM round right, so isnt it really jsut a formality?

[wooden shard]

Nah u can definitely get rejected by hm

[north portal]

wait damn

[honest pilot]

o h

[ivory ocean]

Day 1.2 million of asking if anyone in here has interviewed w SIG for SWE intern

[pseudo orbit]

:kermitcry: :kermitcry: :kermitcry: :kermitcry:

[honest pilot]

Did you do perfect on the Mathwork OA?

[pseudo orbit]

@wheat void

[north portal]

honestly i dont even remember anymore

ive taken too many OAs to remember what is what

[honest pilot]

I'm almost at that point too haha

I fucked up a question, surprised I moved on

[ivory ocean]

HE ALIVE HE ALIVE HE ALIVE

Drake

[pseudo orbit]

[ivory ocean]

why s ad

how 3 2 0

[honest pilot]

maybe but it's like the HireVue cringe

[pseudo orbit]

lemme dm you

[untold rapids]

oa

[honest pilot]

yeah I think it's a filter, auto HireVue

[somber solstice]

hirevue

😢

[naive kayak]

got desk rejected bruh

no oa for me

applied w referral too

[golden root]

I did bb on-site a week ago anybody know the usual timeline to get the final hm round invite?

[gloomy adder]

anyone know how to prepare for splunk interviews? I wanna know how to best prepare and any advice would be greatly appreciated

[sinful locust]

YUH

[sick oar]

Where. Is. My. Msft. Offer.

[onyx nebula]

Is there a private discord/WhatsApp/telegram group for Palantir 2023 interns?

[soft basin]

ong bruh

spittin

[hardy patrol]

mf said telegram group

[soft basin]

why tf would i ever use telegram

[somber solstice]

it's big in india

[soft basin]

i only use telegram for drugs

[somber solstice]

or smth

ik ppl use it for cheating in codeforces

wait it might be big in russia actually

[soft basin]

ok now stfu

[somber solstice]

is cs oversaturated 🤔

everyone is doing cs, we are all going to be janitors in a few years

[soft basin]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/887916826556776501/894088728467877888/Mosca_2.0-1.gif

[hardy patrol]

krishna resisting the urge of repeatedly posting the same copy pasta 13 times back to back

https://tenor.com/view/plankton-angry-erect-spongebob-movie-gif-20382462

[pseudo orbit]

This Discord can be extremely helpful at times which is why I’ve stayed in it but holy hell can it get annoying at others. It’s like once or twice a day we have to read a stupid post about “Am I the only one who doesn’t wanna work at FAANG?”, “Is CS oversaturated”, or “which offer is better, Jane Street or Optiver”. For the love of God can you people pls shut the hell up 😭. It’s so damn annoying.

[old kelp]

Bro aint no way

I just talked about anime with my Bloomberg interviewer T_T

[quaint bolt]

should I do rh interview

[old kelp]

The man was hella cool and dope w it

[quaint bolt]

I’ve retired from interviewing

[north portal]

Wagon man!!!

[quaint bolt]

hello

[pseudo orbit]

yeah

[north portal]

Not me trying to learn all of matlab so that I don’t get fucked in this Mathworks phone

[quaint bolt]

fuck matlab

[somber solstice]

gg yall, it's over

[celest bane]

how was google oa

[woeful lynx]

Me too but then I got Auto OAs 😌 this made me happier

[wooden shard]

cracked

[jaunty cove]

bro

they asked me

Lol yea

I think so

[wooden shard]

u do it?

[jaunty cove]

Except i started talking about how we would cache our results in a bigger system

And he said just focus on the case for one node

[wooden shard]

lmaooo

colin finally got amazon

[jaunty cove]

Nah

Idk bro

[sinful locust]

me out here

[jaunty cove]

I did the problem well

[sinful locust]

still wanting an oa

bruh

[jaunty cove]

but idk

[wooden shard]

nah u got it

as long as ur not a bot

and can talk

[sinful locust]

any idea when next OAs will be sent?

this is sad

[jaunty cove]

probably relatively soon?

[sinful locust]

yeah i hope so

[jaunty cove]

they were rly bakced up

[sinful locust]

i hope they just send me oa

[jaunty cove]

Like i kept having to reschedule over a week out

[sinful locust]

ive applied over two months ago

[jaunty cove]

Idk

[sinful locust]

thats probably a W man

lol

[jaunty cove]

i think i addressed the follow ups before writing any code lol

[sinful locust]

just make sure u did well on LP

[jaunty cove]

Yeah ill do that

💀

[sinful locust]

didnt u already finish

lol

so whats there to do

[jaunty cove]

Yeah i was kidding

[sinful locust]

lmaooo

[jaunty cove]

cause u said make suee u did well

ill dm

[coarse vigil]

W???? Offferrr

On spot offer

[jaunty cove]

it was 10:30 by the time we started doing the technical question so there wasnt even time

for a 2nd

yes

3 lps and follow up questions on those

i think i did pretty well on the Lps actually

if anything i overcomplicated the technical question by trying to address follow ups before they were asked

Lol

i need the offer first

i dont even mind

maybe i will have a goku moment later if i got placed at a bad spot and start stressing about that

good

i think

theres been non technical jobs in the past though where i thought i did super well and got rejected

and where i thought i did shit and got the job

so idk

[coarse vigil]

The Collin meet up

🤝

[jaunty cove]

🤝

yea cause u wanna ask me what the questions were

like a month ago

i got the survey a month ago, got the confirmation a day later, but then rescheduled twice

[hardy patrol]

how hard was it like med graph or

[bleak storm]

Hi I have one question, is citsec and cit different pipelines?

[hardy patrol]

grats btw on offer

[sinful locust]

if someone does !process amazon oa

[jaunty cove]

let me find a leetcode analogous problem

[sinful locust]

watch what people will do to their dms

lmfao

[hardy patrol]

bet

[jaunty cove]

it wasnt lc like some other people got

like half of the problem was realizing what it was asking

[sinful locust]

lermme do it

lets see what happens

[mystic depot]

bruuuuuh frrrrrr

i be gettin dm's lmfao

[hardy patrol]

god thats the worst just let me come up with a solution

[sinful locust]

okay lets see

what happens now

LOL

[mystic depot]

i never dm people lol i just ask in here if the time if alright lol

[hardy patrol]

fax

i dont dm for questions i just ask it here

[mystic depot]

not about to just randomly appear in some guys dm's when they could be busy

might as well ask in here more people more opinions

[hardy patrol]

sheesh

[obsidian cosmos]

got a karat oa for intuit, wtf is a karat

[sinful locust]

LOl see

look already

[hardy patrol]

is that on b75

dfs right

[sinful locust]

cringe

talking about lc on a server

[mystic depot]

[ivory ocean]

ALERT ALERT

BINARYSEARCH IS DOWN

[coarse vigil]

Might have to call your mother

[mystic depot]

bruuuh

[ivory ocean]

I think can someone else try it

[sinful locust]

thanks miguel

yo

[ivory ocean]

ok it actually is?

fml

[jaunty cove]

im worried that i will get rejected for talking about memoization before solving the basic problem

[coarse vigil]

Your welcome James harden

[hardy patrol]

lmao

[sinful locust]

bro its fine

lol

[hardy patrol]

bro your good

[sinful locust]

after final?

when

[mystic depot]

wait fr

[sinful locust]

offer

congrats

@sleek pike got too

ayy

nice

jk

bruh

jk about jk

[sick oar]

@jaunty cove GOAT??

[sinful locust]

congrats

it’s MOST LIKELY an offer

i will let you know tomorrow

[sick oar]

guys the director of product i interviewed with at microsoft just sent me "i enjoyed meeting you, we'll be in contact soon"

is this an offer

[sinful locust]

good

maybe

good sign

possibly

69% chance

[sick oar]

im joking about the offer part

btw

yeah fr

hes kinda goated

[sinful locust]

whatcha say

[sick oar]

i dont wanna be on his team

lowk

[sinful locust]

sayyyy

[sick oar]

but like

[sick oar]

what did i say or him

[rancid juniper]

anyone else been waiting over a month for amazon oa lol

[sinful locust]

bro

its been 2

lol

[rancid juniper]

dang. couple years ago they sent me it in january so maybe it'll be a repeat of that

[jaunty cove]

fck

[somber solstice]

amazon will never respond to me 😩

[jaunty cove]

im tweaking

[sick oar]

gapped

[jaunty cove]

cause i took a lot of adderall

[solar axle]

i got rejected 30 min after Stripe phone and i solved 3 parts with good quality

ig there was a 4rth part

[somber solstice]

wdym processes?

[void sinew]

Anyone heard back from LinkedIn after final done last week?

[somber solstice]

oh yeah a few ig

and gonna do paypal OA tn

[proud crag]

does anyone know paypal intern pay

[somber solstice]

but im probably not going to get anything this summer

the sad reality!

[old kelp]

Me when I see Paypal Intern pay:
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/496434200509939734/1031456594178883624/unknown.png?width=576&height=670

[glad garnet]

what are some behavior interview questions I should study for?

[mighty bone]

Tell us about a time that you failed

[proud crag]

levles says 51, but 2022 in lower col was like 35

[proud crag]

oh i have a good one for that

[somber solstice]

oh yea lol

wait idk what phone is

@honest spire

like when u actually talk to recruiter?

on a video call?

[proud crag]

tried my heart out studying for the A on the final in discrete math but it wasnt enoufh

[somber solstice]

oh yeah those are all phone

tiktok interview tmr

and samsara happened last week

but all first round

🥲

discrete was awesome

really loved that class

[solar axle]

should we be accepting 2 offers and reneging later cuz of the state of the economy

[rancid flume]

did anybody get a stripe coffee chat email..? (after hm)

wth is this

[near swallow]

Maybe it’s a date

[rancid flume]

bruh what is this

[soft basin]

copium

so do i

[old kelp]

Big q

[near swallow]

Yeah they’re only hiring idiots

[somber solstice]

if it makes you feel better about your offer, i got ghosted by amazon

also stop trolling

[soft basin]

let’s gooo imc finally rejected me

[somber solstice]

gg

[proud crag]

after whar step

noodels

[soft basin]

i ghosted their oa

[somber solstice]

gg

[near swallow]

Banning is also fun

[soft basin]

agreed

[proud crag]

wym

[sinful locust]

it’s a song

[proud crag]

u didnt do the oa?

[near swallow]

Simps started asking for it pinging mods and we got fed up

[north portal]

banger song too

Shawty like a melody in my head

[sinful locust]

ong

[sick oar]

yeah i figured you weren’t being serious lmfao

i know

[near swallow]

Yes but he is saying that if ur at amazon u are a bottom tier waterloo student which is still better than top tier berkeley btw

[sinful locust]

that phrase reminds me of Replay

[proud crag]

i only read facts

[sinful locust]

you know that song?

Iyaz

[north portal]

thats what its from

lol

[near swallow]

Bottom tier MIT is clearly a fun person to be around i love those guys

[proud crag]

mit seems cool

[sinful locust]

wait lol i meant jason derulo whatcha say

lmaooo

[north portal]

no i know, it was two separate statements

[sinful locust]

ye i realized

both bangers

[proud crag]

most people dont know or care about that

[north portal]

cuz watcha say reminded me of Iyaz cuz he produced derulo's music

[sinful locust]

oh ya

@paper ridge

I think he wanted internships

[proud crag]

most people who arent in the know see google and amazon the way we see hrt @sinful locust

[sinful locust]

SWAN SPITTIN FAX

RENTECH UPON DINOSAUR DEATH

[somber solstice]

Jane Street is the dream bcz their logo looks cool

[soft basin]

i see amazon as a way of breaking into tech in general

[near swallow]

Js best quant logo tbh

[proud crag]

js logo goes the hardest

[sinful locust]

what no

[soft basin]

i have zero interest of working in quant

[plush girder]

🐐

[proud crag]

what non quant beats them?

[near swallow]

It’s a minimalist dream

[sinful locust]

or optiver

[near swallow]

Citadel logos look bland

[tulip aspen]

lmao cs majors drooling over quant even though avg person don’t know what it is

[somber solstice]

optiver is ok, but js logo on merch just goes so hard

[near swallow]

Yeah but i cant tell u what i got asked

[mystic depot]

lol

[tulip aspen]

i love quant

[proud crag]

would it be too pretentious to make my entire wardrobe free career fair shirts?

[shadow shard]

most fashionable CS major

[near swallow]

I like datadog and atlassian logo,

[somber solstice]

i love YOU

[sinful locust]

what swag they give u

[mystic depot]

id like to work for a quant fund as a swe or a data scientist perhaps, dont think i ever wanna be a "quant" tho

[shadow shard]

none yet

[tulip aspen]

thx papi

[plush girder]

I like ❄️

[near swallow]

I think roach labs logo is ALMOST perfect

[quaint bolt]

mr caspian

[plush girder]

[somber solstice]

it looks p good actually 😭

[sinful locust]

yo

[spice jetty]

its one of the nicest logos ngl

[proud crag]

data dog pretty good

[somber solstice]

the pay tho

[sinful locust]

anyone here intern at apple?

[proud crag]

js beats them all imo

[somber solstice]

imagine having a jane street shirt 😭

[proud crag]

js reminds me of lego starwars circle motorcycle minigame

[mystic depot]

swe pay at places like citadel imo is more than enough for my needs

[woeful lynx]

Crocs with JS logo -> girls will fall for you 😌

[mystic depot]

and goals in life

[glad remnant]

Anyone who have given the PayPal oa and received the interview link?

[spice jetty]

i have two 😭 i wore the highest quality one weekly last yr

[somber solstice]

😭 tryna be like u

where do u even get one???

[proud crag]

ye

an hour ago

[somber solstice]

math competitions?

[spice jetty]

https://poshmark.com/listing/gray-jane-street-t-shirt-6123020a1668c3855d9e1c72

[sinful locust]

bruh yall be the biggest feens for quant

[spice jetty]

its this one

its so cute

[glad remnant]

Damn nice

When did you give the oa

[somber solstice]

id get imposter syndrome wearing that cuz i dont understand the math on it

[spice jetty]

conferences and their fly in programmes

[proud crag]

i got the oa an hour ago. havent did it

[somber solstice]

i have a friend who did that at my school

ill ask if i can buy a jane street shirt off them

[glad remnant]

Oh

I just did the oa

[woeful lynx]

Cost: $ 100k

[north portal]

yay

more OA's

[woeful lynx]

Company?

[north portal]

second spectrum

[proud crag]

how many of each lc difficulty

[north portal]

lowkey interested cuz i wanna do nba tracking shit

[glad remnant]

Pretty easy

Wait lemme find the questions

[somber solstice]

i hear the paypal oa is super easy

someone ik finished both in 6 minutes

with AC

[burnt spoke]

Perfect oa score?

The second q timed me out got like 6

[uneven sand]

track anthony davis

easiest job on the planet

[glad remnant]

https://leetcode.com/problems/minimum-absolute-difference/

[north portal]

YOOOO

THEY FINALLY TOOK THE HINT

[sinful locust]

lol

[glad remnant]

One was this @proud crag

[north portal]

no point in tracking someone who's always on the injury roster

literal constant

[uneven sand]

that's the joke

[sinful locust]

screw IMC

i never did their video interview

[north portal]

lmao

[uneven sand]

screw imc

[north portal]

screw imc

[uneven sand]

i did their stupid video oa and got rejected

they have 2 OA

one is leetcode

and one is like a hirevue but it also asks some technical questions

[proud crag]

this has to be n^2 worst case right?

[north portal]

if my interviewer ever hits me with a heehee im literally disconnecting and withdrawing

[uneven sand]

yea some interviewers are so awkward

like they don't say anything so i have no idea how it's going

[proud crag]

no

[uneven sand]

https://tenor.com/5o9T.gif

[proud crag]

my bad i misunderstood

[north portal]

my karat interviewer was on tiktok and every time i asked him for clarification or something he would just repeat the instructions

acceptable

CS kids crying in fear rn

[glad remnant]

No, you have to do it in O(nlogn) max

[glad garnet]

[naive kayak]

when did u apply

[uneven sand]

soon there will be behavioral leetcode

[wheat void]

whats up?

[north portal]

october 2

[glad remnant]

Yeah, limits were 10^5, so sorting works ig

[north portal]

im ngl

having to review ur OA

is the worst thing i could have to do

like what u want me to say bro, i literally forgor

[glad garnet]

just say skill issue

[north portal]

trueeeeeee

"yea i cant read my own code frankly, idk what i was thinking but it worked"

can i have the coding question plz now

[quaint bolt]

hello mr serenity

how r u

[quaint bolt]

Tell me about yourself in O(1) time

[static spindle]

I

[spice jetty]

HOW ARE YOUUU

[runic tundra]

Did anyone get some sort of information request from addepar?

[glad remnant]

Nope

[wheat void]

hello thereee. good hbu?

[wheat void]

GOOOOOD HBU? haha

[runic tundra]

I’d describe it as a wealth management platform startup (idk if they’re unicorn yet)

[jaunty cove]

Sig oa ez pz

finished in 20 min

time to get resume screened

[north portal]

i still have to take mine

lowkey stressed

[jaunty cove]

One of the questions i got was on b75

the other was a lc medium

[sinful locust]

it took me 5 mins

but i got resume rj after

lmfao

[jaunty cove]

Yea

people who made a devops dashboard at meta internship last year are more qualified

Mb

[somber solstice]

what is the devops dashboard at meta

[jaunty cove]

i just got a 3rd oa from akuna

i only applied 2 times

[somber solstice]

3RD ???

gg

[jaunty cove]

to 2 different roles

[somber solstice]

they want u bad bro

[jaunty cove]

?

i got a trader oa, a swe oa

and now i got a quant oa

Tf

[somber solstice]

they want u

[jaunty cove]

no they dont

i got like 2 out of 13 problems right on the swe oa

Wtf is a quant if not trader or swe

i never applied to qr

[somber solstice]

WHAT THE FUCK

didnt u AK the TikTok oa too 💀

[jaunty cove]

yes

[somber solstice]

it's over for me

[jaunty cove]

there were 10 questions about advanced C++ topics and then 2 or 3 lc med/hard

[somber solstice]

they gave u 13 LC hards

[jaunty cove]

No

[somber solstice]

oh

[jaunty cove]

mostly hard trivia

and then some hard questions

[somber solstice]

that makes more sense

bruh

trivia is cringe

imo

[jaunty cove]

i guess

i just got skill gapped tbh

some people know everything about C++

[somber solstice]

bruh

that's so sadge

[jaunty cove]

snowflake and akuna hardest OA's cause i cant use python

[somber solstice]

wwtf

u use python ??

c++ is so much better 😩

[jaunty cove]

not for OAs

cause they are adjusted by language

for timing

easier to write a fast solution in python

[somber solstice]

oh yeah there's that

BUT

[obsidian olive]

C++ is legit crap unless ur sweaty

[north portal]

i like python cuz its easy to do complex shit with it

[jaunty cove]

C++ does not have @cache

[somber solstice]

c++ is so nice

oo what's @jolly spade

sorry

for pinging u

[jaunty cove]

https://docs.python.org/3/library/functools.html

[obsidian olive]

Said no one ever

[jaunty cove]

if you call a function with the @jolly spade decorator above it

[north portal]

they are sending out OAs?

[jaunty cove]

with the same parameters twice

[somber solstice]

idk, it's all i use

[jaunty cove]

the second time, it doesnt perform any work

it just returns the same value as the first time

so its easy memoization

[somber solstice]

... so just built in memoization 😭

[jaunty cove]

solve DP hards in 30 seconds

[north portal]

feels bad for cache dude

[somber solstice]

i mean, u can just make it urself too TBH

[obsidian olive]

DP hard

[north portal]

mans getting pinged to oblivion

oh nice

good luck

[somber solstice]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[jaunty cove]

i couldnt figure out how to make a 2d hashmap without looking up documentation because of typing

Lol

[somber solstice]

oh yeah making a 2D hashmap is kinda hard

[jaunty cove]

i started the OA and only realized afterwards that python wasnt avaialble

[somber solstice]

there's a whole bunch of docs shit

that are annoying as fuck

[obsidian olive]

Gl I dipped on it cuz it they reason

[jaunty cove]

yea

[somber solstice]

it is what it is tho

[jaunty cove]

and the types are not just like the value

its like a rvalue reference to a key value pair

or something weird

[somber solstice]

hmm idk how i'd do a 2d hashmap

just uhh

[obsidian olive]

C++ 💀💀

[jaunty cove]

and i was trying to use auto to no avail

[somber solstice]

unordered_map<int, unordered_map<int, int>>

maybe?

[jaunty cove]

mahybe

im just bad

gonna do this unidentified akuna OA rn

[somber solstice]

good luck

[jaunty cove]

thanks

[somber solstice]

ok but hear me out

it's like

[obsidian olive]

This won’t work in the way u think

[somber solstice]

i really like the whole & and *

and i like the syntax

i dont trust myself with C++

i just use it bcz it's all ik

tho,,, idk how to develop with it

[obsidian olive]

True but the memory safety raw pointers way too much wrong wit it u have to be RLY sweaty to use C++ well

[somber solstice]

i develop only in python

[obsidian olive]

My entire DS n Algo classes were in C++ I k the pain 💀

[somber solstice]

i dont use it well, i only use C++ for codeforces/leetcode/etc.

[obsidian olive]

Unless ur William Lin

[somber solstice]

hm,,, that's a good point

BUT

[obsidian olive]

I used too but I got fed up wit using it for OAs kept failing

[somber solstice]

smart pointers

made everything nicer

[obsidian olive]

Yea that’s where my point comes in like they have added like 50 somewhat good features to compensate for the shit features now

So u have to be rly good to k how to use it

[somber solstice]

cant wait for carbon to come out

that will be my thing

[sinful locust]

no

[somber solstice]

once it's fully out and adopted

[sinful locust]

can’t wait for discord to cease to exist

[obsidian olive]

I feel like it a hyped campaign

[low vale]

I think i should leave this discord

[near swallow]

Ok ban

[low vale]

for amz?

[sinful locust]

no not again

[low vale]

yeah

[sinful locust]

😢

[obsidian olive]

U can untinstall if u want it to not exist for h

No one stopping u

[near swallow]

Can AI’s leave this discord

[sinful locust]

it’s a joke king

[dark jungle]

i got ibm:))

[low vale]

im staying until then and i think i'll leave

until fall

[dark jungle]

first offer

[low vale]

or something

[obsidian olive]

Harden step back

[dark jungle]

:3333333

[sinful locust]

tomorrow

[low vale]

nice!

[sinful locust]

we see how great harden is

[somber solstice]

gg

[dark jungle]

its in rural minnesota lol

[warped dagger]

Krishna Das ❄ asks: should i apply to hrt

[dark jungle]

nah u get netflix rn

[sinful locust]

no

salat likes drose

lol

u trippin

not yet

yeah and harden looked better

[warped dagger]

Krishna Das ❄ asks: (salat strat)

[sinful locust]

better than last season

also preseason shouldn’t count

[warped dagger]

Krishna Das ❄ asks: is oldmanding's profile pic fire

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[north portal]

Looks fire

[obsidian olive]

?avatar @obsidian olive

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Krishna Das ❄ asks: jane from jane street or hudson from hudson river trading

[hardy patrol]

i shouldve applied everywhere earlier i want to go back to doing nothing all day

instead of solving quirky coding puzzles for hours every day

[royal pagoda]

for ebay oa codesignal what score r they looking for

[soft basin]

nuke entire server

[tall idol]

Anyone do Atlassian phone yet?

[old moon]

is imc intern final same as new grad

[slow timber]

How many hc does Databricks 2023 intern class has?

[mystic depot]

?avatar @mystic depot

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[mystic depot]

🥺

[slow timber]

Ah waitlising already? My recruiter just said there's only a few position left but still encouraged me to do phone this week.

[shadow shard]

citsec vs databricks

[slow timber]

Thank you, good for practice yea

[burnt spoke]

If my recruiter told me I got an offer a wk ago but haven’t heard back after is it cuz it’s still awaiting approval

[wooden shard]

How much does nueralink pay

[hardy patrol]

how is https://leetcode.com/problems/longest-palindromic-substring/ considered "1d dynamic programming" isnt it just two pointer

[wooden shard]

Not worth it?

Lol

I got phone

[jaunty cove]

i smashed the akuna OA

idk what role that was for

hope it was for trading

[buoyant fog]

Did anyone intern at LinkedIn this year?

[sinful bridge]

Anyone do prudential? :(((

[burnt spoke]

If I get goog I’ll admit the entire thing is rng af 🤞

[jaunty cove]

Lmafo

[hardy patrol]

that dude in the process channel scoring every big name offer while only doing like 30 b75 questions

[jaunty cove]

i just reread the email and i was only supposed to do 2/3 of the questions and if i did the 3rd it would be bonus points

didnt even realize that

still did all 3 in 30 min

[slow timber]

?avatar @slow timber

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[wicked bison]

how do you start a club, wanna start a software engineering club

[violet kelp]

I ask my only friend to join it and then they ask their only friend to join and so on

Kinda like a linked list where you can only get to someone one at a time💀

[low vale]

for what company?

[proud crag]

guys js or hrt pls help me decide :((((

[jaunty cove]

akuna trading

[low vale]

ah, neat

is trading the same oa as swe?

[jaunty cove]

no i figured it out later

[low vale]

no i assume

[jaunty cove]

the first one was math stuff

[proud crag]

quant and swe are coding questions

[jaunty cove]

then this one was a 2nd one

and it was 3 coding questions

[proud crag]

trader and quant trader are both mentla math i think

[jaunty cove]

i got the sequences and stuff one first

this is another one

quant trader has a 2nd oa for c oding apparently

[proud crag]

i applied to qt, got rejected, then applied to non quant but still trader and they floated me to 2nd round

so i assume the qt and t have same oa?

[low vale]

is this an internship for the summer?

oh

[jaunty cove]

the website shows different

[low vale]

pm i guess

[scenic sluice]

someone @ me

[low vale]

new experience

[jaunty cove]

quant trading

trading

[proud crag]

oh i get it

[low vale]

if you know what a swe does and you're there as a swe, idk if you'd get too much

[jaunty cove]

Akuna

[scenic sluice]

?avatar @scenic sluice

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[jaunty cove]

the quant trading coding assessment was so much easier cause i could use python

[proud crag]

i wish i could apply a second time but they prolly dont let u

[low vale]

colin

when you getting amazon

when you get it im gonna leave the server

hurry up

[jaunty cove]

brah

if i get rejected im entering depression mode

[near swallow]

Can the real colin davis step forward

[sinful locust]

why is cold emailing not working

i think ive sent out 300 smh

[mystic depot]

I thought u got five rings or have I been trolled

[sinful locust]

bruh it was a joke

[mystic depot]

bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

https://tenor.com/view/aesthetic-skull-gif-20895944

[mystic depot]

that is surprising tbh

[sinful locust]

maybe my timing is bad

i send at 8 am

[somber solstice]

bichotaso, what college do u actually go to

[mystic depot]

i guess timing could matter, i suppose it depends on how busy the persons inbox is. i guess its also possible u may have emailed 300 people and got ghosted 300 times. seems hard to believe tho so its def weird

[somber solstice]

can someone explain to me the point of putting ur processes in the channeL?

what does it do?

[mystic depot]

how are u getting the emails, hunter io?

[proud crag]

bragging rights

[mystic depot]

linkedin?

or from friends etc etc?

[sinful locust]

i have my own scraper

[sinful locust]

mit why

[mystic depot]

yooo mans cracked

[somber solstice]

oh

[near swallow]

They like never work

[somber solstice]

lmaooo

[mystic depot]

u got your own email validator. i think on hunter io u can see if they work or not

[near swallow]

U have to be cracked

[mystic depot]

still not 100 percent tho

[sinful locust]

so im not cracked then ig

[mystic depot]

i think its kinda shitty lmfao

[near swallow]

Also dont use email trackers

They can see them

[mystic depot]

fr?

💀

[sinful locust]

yeah lol

[wooden shard]

How

[near swallow]

Yeah with extensions u can see

[kindred tundra]

any1 do akuna c++ phone?

[sinful locust]

i dont use email trackers

[mystic depot]

ooooooh ye that makes sense lol

i dont use any trackers tho

[sinful locust]

rip

phone?

[mystic depot]

never sent a cold email, only got a few emails from hunter io i never used lol

[sinful locust]

wdym straight to final

wait google is just two phones right

lol

damn

google has an oa right

?

oh LOL

ggs

damn so two phones

thats not that bad ngl

but it could be easy af or hard af

rng

[wooden shard]

No behavioral?

Lol

[somber solstice]

ur interviewer hated u 🥲

good luck tho

[mystic depot]

maybe, i wouldn't tho lol

[somber solstice]

!!

[proud crag]

which one

is it similar to any leeet cod

[glad remnant]

Did anyone give bytedance oa?

[proud crag]

get fucjed lmao

[mystic depot]

not yet i gotta do it

[proud crag]

come back when u have js

maybe google will give you their time of day then

[low vale]

wait you got a dp problem?

uh oh

[sinful locust]

when apply

[low vale]

guys is doing like 0 practice for g a bad idea

[proud crag]

lmao

[sinful locust]

google brain

[proud crag]

300iq hint

[mystic depot]

i got three DP for my drw OA

💀

[proud crag]

oh u solved it?

[sinful locust]

3d dp

[proud crag]

thats good then

not dp isnt a huge hint

[mystic depot]

no 3 1d dp

[sinful locust]

STOP

[mystic depot]

swear i got it correct, got rejected lmfao

[low vale]

wait quick question did you get a string problem?

gg google asking more than just strings

everyone i asked got strings

i was hardcore prepping graphs

and then i stopped

yeah i thought so too and then 5 people in a row got strings

and one of the guys said everyone he knew got strings too

[near swallow]

Well how cracked are u actually

The only cold email success stories i hear are from people who dont even need them