2023_summer

[hardy patrol]

no.

[proud crag]

i cant find many, of the places i applied to its just ebay and instabase

[stone echo]

anyone have a good list of secruity internships for my friend?

they seem much much harder to come by

[languid finch]

https://www.tiktok.com/@codeseb/video/7154075347217140998

[gloomy moon]

How do u get referrals

[glad garnet]

[languid finch]

Ty for undeleting

Your reaction will help other soon-to-be interns see this masterpiece of a tiktok video

[glad garnet]

we all want jobs 😔

[paper badge]

Can anyone share paypal OA/Interview experience for summer 2023 internship

[wooden shard]

How much does neuralink pay

Anyone know?

[nimble cedar]

anyone happen to know if a 735 codesignal is good enough for ebay / instabase

did 1,2 and pretty much spent a whole hour on problem 4

[low vale]

not good enough for instabase but fine for ebay i think

instabase also heavily resume screens, so maybe its enough

[nimble cedar]

rip

got a 849 on the practice codesignal i did right before it

guess that didnt help

[glad garnet]

codesignal is a luck of the draw

i got like 730 on practice

then 824 on the actual

prob wont get as lucky next time tho

yeah

[low vale]

820 -> 700 -> 840 -> 820

my codesignal scores wack

i got better each time too

[glad garnet]

I took the oa, but by that time I forgot all the leetcode I learned in summer 🤡 .
I couldve aced it but I couldnt figure out how to turn string into numbers in python

[near swallow]

if their codesignal and credit is below 800, i don't date

[obsidian olive]

cant u just add "" to turn them into a string???

[obsidian olive]

EXTREME lucj

I have no idea how u guys pull 820s

[glad garnet]

use str() to turn it into string. but what I needed was ord()

I didnt want to risk it

plus using python doc takes too much time

can you use google?

like

search on it

oh

[obsidian olive]

that converts it to ASCII i think

[glad garnet]

yeah ascii

[obsidian olive]

1st situation only hapened to me on practice test

Q4 is most RNG thing ive seen ever

[glad garnet]

holy shit

q4 is usually pattern or algorithms right

q3 is usually tedious writing

[jaunty cove]

I looked up bisect module diring a codesignal

[lunar dragon]

gl bro, I kinda got screwed up on spacex oa. Idk if I'm passing this round

what team are you goin' for

did spacex not give you a call and ask you what team?

you got the oa tomorrow tho?

ah ok

gl bro

spacex oas really depend mine unfortunately was really weird

[flint belfry]

lol why

anyone hasn't got amazon oa yet?

[untold rapids]

i haven’t, losing hope

[sinful locust]

don’t

you’ll get it soon

it’s just a backlog for interviews

[sick oar]

True

[flint belfry]

when did u apply?

[warped dagger]

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[glad garnet]

$6 ramen machine

💀

[quaint bolt]

salat rich arc

no more poverty

[grand bane]

isn't $6 for ramen more expensive than normal

[jaunty cove]

Lmao

[glad garnet]

space x

[jaunty cove]

yea infinite money glitch

buy ramen for $1 tell elon musk you spent $6

[grand bane]

bro broke the game

how are we doing boys

are we employed

[jaunty cove]

bloomberg product cool

dont cope at me

[glad garnet]

yes real

they want their interns to live on ramen

[quaint bolt]

you’re not gonna be working on the terminal tho

[jaunty cove]

my resume would say i worked on the terminal

[quaint bolt]

none of my friend’s projects were anywhere near the terminal lol

[near swallow]

Good luck all ur gonma do is change the color of a button

But it will be a very performant button

[jaunty cove]

thats what ur gonna do at most internships

[quaint bolt]

O(1) button

[quaint bolt]

my friend’s project at Amazon on the RDS org was a feature requested by Robinhood and DoorDash

you get cool stuff here and there just gotta be lucky

[glad garnet]

i want to work at roblox

[hardy patrol]

couldnt tell

[glad garnet]

money > anything else

[hardy patrol]

wlb tho

[quaint bolt]

roblox finally on ww we’re a target now

[hardy patrol]

that but unironically

[glad garnet]

$52.72 to $64/hr is a big jump

[sinful locust]

bruh

[hardy patrol]

cool it with the misogyny

[sinful locust]

i want 200k friends

[hardy patrol]

manifesting amz oa

when i wake up

[wary harbor]

Anyone done Oracle

Let me see ur balls doe

No way

Leak it

Comon Mario Juda!

[jaunty cove]

https://leetcode.com/problems/minimum-time-to-remove-all-cars-containing-illegal-goods/

Homeland security psyop

crowdsource best algorithms

[dusk kayak]

the fiction is that you have no SO to hide wealth from

well duh i mean

everyone needs to have standards

its pretty duh

[spice jetty]

how are u mannn

[dusk kayak]

VIBESSS

hello

[jaunty cove]

i think if youre dating someone for a while you should be able to get a decent idea of whether or not theyre into you for your money

[dusk kayak]

if my gf was into me for money she would be sorely dissappointed

[spice jetty]

good thing i started dating my gf before i started college 😭

[jaunty cove]

my gf and i started dating while i was still on the road to poverty so i know shes a real one

[devout jewel]

I never had a gf

I been the big single since I was a fetus

no cap

I actually haven’t been on a date

[jaunty cove]

there was no plan just depression

[devout jewel]

still no love from another person

[jaunty cove]

[devout jewel]

actually I just grind

[somber solstice]

having a gf made me lazy im ngl

[devout jewel]

temporary love bro

[dusk kayak]

love from elon 😄

[jaunty cove]

I guess so

[somber solstice]

good idea

[devout jewel]

I think u confusing slavery with love

[dusk kayak]

arent you like 16

[jaunty cove]

it's easy to call my old self dumb but also when i was in that position it was not easy to think logically

[devout jewel]

factz

[jaunty cove]

facts

[devout jewel]

I will dream of my gf in my dreams

brb

she gonna be hot

[jaunty cove]

ill watch agadmator and go to sleep

[jaunty cove]

[devout jewel]

ngl I hope after getting g

[jaunty cove]

thanks for the reminder

[devout jewel]

I can focus on my love life ngl

[jaunty cove]

i have a habit of mindlessly doing lc problems, browsing discord, editing my resume

[devout jewel]

I’m kinda awkward lmao

[dusk kayak]

i have a habit of doing literally everything but career shit

so at least you have that going for you

[somber solstice]

14

[devout jewel]

I put apple and I got nothing

[jaunty cove]

Lol

[devout jewel]

I guess focus more on self improvement

[jaunty cove]

You got google or youre hoping to get google soon?

[dusk kayak]

i had a single final this whole year and what did i do the 2 weeks before? learn korean

[devout jewel]

I’m final round for g just need a team

[dusk kayak]

and about 4 leetcode problems

[devout jewel]

I was joking lol

[somber solstice]

same, my friend got nae naed by g team matching tho

[jaunty cove]

fire, they team match before final round right

[sinful locust]

MLE CHOPPA

[devout jewel]

team match after phones

[clever grail]

@sinful locust go take your oa

[dusk kayak]

my GOAT

[devout jewel]

boom

[jaunty cove]

i think i heard some guy saying he was in team matching for a long time and then they just said sorry, we have no teams for you

[somber solstice]

that's a lot tho

[sinful locust]

i’m wkth thr shjt ljke i’m denis

[somber solstice]

tbh

[devout jewel]

Plz

[somber solstice]

ye ^

[dusk kayak]

I AM A MENACE

[devout jewel]

lowkey I wanna focus on being more social and improving myself

[sinful locust]

[somber solstice]

good idea, do bjj and start lifting and bike

[devout jewel]

I consider it

[dusk kayak]

fuck career this comes first ngl

[somber solstice]

rock climbing sounds fun too

[devout jewel]

if it happens

[willow drift]

The Sunday Night got chimmy

[jaunty cove]

regardless of the outcome with google its great that you want to focus on that

[sinful locust]

who want the smoke .223 came with the scope

[devout jewel]

I will regret it if I don’t get into g or something that I like

it’s always on my mind

[dusk kayak]

sounds like therapy

if im being honest

[devout jewel]

true! I think the first step is realization

[sinful locust]

sounds like melly

[devout jewel]

tbh I wanna try therapy

it’s so expensive tbh

[jaunty cove]

becoming a more social person who is proud of their self improvements will open a lot of doors even in a technical industry

[dusk kayak]

im surprised your college didnt have any free resources

[flint belfry]

hope you will still being with her once you get 200k job after getting out from the college

[devout jewel]

u still have to pay but it’s cheaper rate

[jaunty cove]

of course

[dusk kayak]

it is so worth it, even when i didnt have insurance and had to scrape together money to go

[devout jewel]

true but I still need a job lol

[dusk kayak]

it got my mental to where it is today

[somber solstice]

this, but also it's good for your mental and happiness

[devout jewel]

I will do it once I get g or LinkedIn

I’m stopping there and taking A MASSIVE BREAK

I study for school and do internships for many semesters

at the same time

[dusk kayak]

i know man you need to cool down

[devout jewel]

Not including recruiting too

[jaunty cove]

Yeah, the main benefits are incredible on their own and im saying that there are great side effects too

[devout jewel]

I promise that I will cooldown 🙂

[dusk kayak]

ty

[devout jewel]

once I get where a place that I can settle for a bit

I wanna finish strong before I take a break

I don’t wanna quit on what I started

must push through

[dusk kayak]

the one thing i enjoy about only being in my soph year is that I can take a break this upcoming summer with virtually no consequence

[devout jewel]

same here

[jaunty cove]

so mch positivity in chat

[devout jewel]

These upcoming semesters are pain

but we will push through

[sinful locust]

u have return right

[somber solstice]

ong 🙏

[sinful locust]

W mans

[dusk kayak]

no lol

[sinful locust]

wait what

[dusk kayak]

and i dont wanna recruit

[devout jewel]

same here

[sinful locust]

u don’t have return?

wtf

what they doing

[devout jewel]

bro recruiting legit changed my physical and mental health

like that shit fucked me up

[dusk kayak]

idk man but at this point i dont ask any questions

i just go with the flow

[devout jewel]

lowkey I was kinda depressed throughout the whole thing

[sinful locust]

shotta flow

[devout jewel]

no cap getting apple didn’t help at all

it actually kinda made it worse imo

I was alone and kinda didn’t like the exp because of that

[dusk kayak]

shotta flow = more language study, finishing my side project backlog, and spending more time with my gf this summer

while maybe touching leetcode

[sinful locust]

so W for denis

[devout jewel]

meek said no lc

[dusk kayak]

1 LC a week so i dont completely forget

at G this year i literally did 0 leetcode and forgot for a minute

[sinful locust]

1.5

so u do the other half as revision

[clever grail]

https://tenor.com/view/straight-face-not-funny-neutral-face-didnt-laugh-gif-21565182

[sinful locust]

ATOP

stop

[dusk kayak]

true

[sinful locust]

[devout jewel]

throughout recruiting in general

I started in hs and I knew where I wanna go

[somber solstice]

is 600 LC enough to get through sophomore year of high school?

[sinful locust]

stop

[dusk kayak]

no

[devout jewel]

I hit every company that I ever wanna work for besides G

G is the final company that I wanna work for

[somber solstice]

ooo congrats

[devout jewel]

Ty Ty

[sinful locust]

the last boss

gl

[devout jewel]

plz

[somber solstice]

u will get the G dawg

[old kelp]

Me when he gets the G

[devout jewel]

hopefully I just need a match

once I get a match, we chilling

[willow drift]

What’s next after G

[devout jewel]

nope

just focus on myself

🙂

[sinful locust]

W

[somber solstice]

baller mindset fr

[devout jewel]

I pushed myself to low state

time to enjoy life and improve my wellbeing

[flint belfry]

some insurance cover the online theraphy for free

[old kelp]

Just make sure that your stepsis gets stuck in a washing machine

[devout jewel]

say no more

[somber solstice]

biking is so fun!!! try trail biking

[spice jetty]

you're so sexy

[devout jewel]

I actually picked up kayaking this semester

[somber solstice]

that's cool asf

[dusk kayak]

more kbbq

[somber solstice]

white water kayaking seems super extreme

[devout jewel]

bro this will fuck up my physical appearance

[spice jetty]

like you're more than fine regardless of what u do, just vibe fr fr

[somber solstice]

but also cool

[devout jewel]

but worth

it tho

[clever grail]

where did juster go

[devout jewel]

honestly u r right but

I wanna finish strong

[somber solstice]

nah, eat healthier in usual times but treat yourself more often

[devout jewel]

hit g and call it off

[devout jewel]

yeah ik

[dusk kayak]

ong thats what it is, if a comp doesnt care about me why would i care about it 💁🏿

[spice jetty]

i would prefer to not intern this summer and go to europe 😭 not do anything i'd rather do anything than go back to apple lmfao

[willow drift]

He hitting the G spot and leaving

W

[devout jewel]

I’m dipping this server after I get G

she just saying that she prefer to travel over going to apple lol

[dusk kayak]

im debating cancelling the rest of my processes to just solidify taking a break this summer

[spice jetty]

i ranted about it before it was just a bad manager, trying a new team

[devout jewel]

wait what org were u in @spice jetty

I hated my apple exp too

[clever grail]

true but for sleep, not food

[devout jewel]

I was on Apple Pay

[dusk kayak]

i want to publish this summer if im not doing an internship

[sinful locust]

ayo

[devout jewel]

I want to meet more ppl

[spice jetty]

but im doing something else now

[devout jewel]

I been grinding too much

[somber solstice]

u a grinda fr

[devout jewel]

I wanna try out TDG

[somber solstice]

what's tdg?

[spice jetty]

i've heard that its a shitty WLB

[devout jewel]

Technology development group

[devout jewel]

Depends on manager lol

[somber solstice]

m

[devout jewel]

The work is interesting if u find a good team

Working on future project sounds so fun

[spice jetty]

yea i wanted something in that too it would be cool

[tulip aspen]

men

[spice jetty]

but rn i want something high visibility so it makes my resume nicer 😭

[devout jewel]

currently nda sounds cool

[dusk kayak]

kek my G team was like, negative visibility

[devout jewel]

bro g plz

I just want in

I will renege apple for g

[spice jetty]

girl i would've popped a lot of things for health at G

[devout jewel]

No cap

[devout jewel]

Do u get guaranteed match

[dusk kayak]

still no visibility 😔

[devout jewel]

I’m sorry juda

[dusk kayak]

no

[devout jewel]

This is where I will go

[devout jewel]

MONKAS

[spice jetty]

interns dont care 😭

[dusk kayak]

ive seen horror stories of people not getting a team because they just run out

[devout jewel]

Bro one intern showed me the iPhone 14 before it’s announced

[dusk kayak]

LMAO

[spice jetty]

bro lmfao i cant even

[devout jewel]

Dude that’s absolute pain

[dusk kayak]

youre getting a team though trust

[somber solstice]

WHAT

tf

[devout jewel]

Bro no

Winter is hard

If it was summer sure

But winter is low amount of projects

[dusk kayak]

they tell you the team youre interviewing with before hand. Do a bit of DD, put on a smile and some enthusiasm and youll be good to go

[spice jetty]

u cant talk about what u did specifically yea, but u can say oh i was on this team but thats it LMFAO

[clever grail]

lmfao

[somber solstice]

💀*10

[dusk kayak]

due diligence

[devout jewel]

Nah little projects are approved for non phd and Waterloo ppl

[sinful locust]

lmao wtf

[devout jewel]

low chance of getting march unless I pushed to summer

[dusk kayak]

im saying this because i know you are better than the kids in every other area

[sinful locust]

show me iphone 15

[dusk kayak]

unironically

[devout jewel]

I hope I will get there

my recruiter said I look strong but I think she hyping me up ngl lol

[clever grail]

😭

[devout jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/mad-tv-iphone-michael-mcdonald-steve-jobs-apple-gif-25219915

[spice jetty]

i think you're gonna be fine

[devout jewel]

I just want g to end my recruiting life 😭😭😭😭

I just want to be free from it

[dusk kayak]

just become a research nomad like me

negative tc, but freedom

[devout jewel]

No free food

More depression in school

low tc

[flint belfry]

when will you graduate?

[devout jewel]

If I get g and LinkedIn for winter and summer, I will graduate in May 24

Else dec 23

[spice jetty]

how the fuck did u get into research 😭

[dusk kayak]

honestly my research advisor is mad chill and we go out to lunch all of the time

[somber solstice]

i do research bcz smol uni

[spice jetty]

i didn't see u abandoning the luxury of tech to research 😭

tbh

its cool tho

fr

[dusk kayak]

I like solving problems tbh

and getting the school to pay for it

• i feel like the ceiling is so much higher while still being "self-paced"

[spice jetty]

what research are u doing

[dusk kayak]

im leading a project in low-resource language translation

[devout jewel]

I just did credit instead of being paid lol

Im trying to graduate asap

[dusk kayak]

no

[spice jetty]

thats so cool

[somber solstice]

g is on own platform

[dusk kayak]

internal platform, it reminds me of google docs but you get text editor features

[dusk kayak]

its pretty chill, but i just know after publishing the paper acceptance period is going to be 100x worse than waiting for company results

especially since any conference i get accepted to my school will pay for + travel

yup, 2 45-min interviews

with leetcode easy-easier mediums

thats interviewer dependent

[sinful locust]

isn’t g step super hard to get intreview

[dusk kayak]

yea

yee

[sinful locust]

probably yeah

[willow drift]

R u us or Canada

[sinful locust]

wel OA or phone

that’s just medium

mf said easier on the hard end

[dusk kayak]

LMFAOO

nah deadass

[sinful locust]

yo

[clever grail]

🪀

[sinful locust]

stop

[dusk kayak]

no no you're good! it has a bit of impact but it is mainly weighted on your resume

[sinful locust]

is this post phone

or what

[willow drift]

I don’t think step has phone does it

[sinful locust]

ohh

[dusk kayak]

its just straight final basically

[willow drift]

When did you apply btw

[dusk kayak]

theres no penultimate coding interview

if thats what you mean

[sinful locust]

step is OA -> 2 phones -> ?

oh?

my friend in asia got an OA

[willow drift]

Ah man I applied 10 days or so after it came out w ref hope they get back to me

[sinful locust]

it was hard af

one easy one hard

[willow drift]

How was your step experience

Of all things I just want the intern or noogler hat

[dusk kayak]

it was okay, my team was really cool and google is a pretty sick company once you're in

beforehand and after the internship its pretty ass

but while you're there its a great time

[willow drift]

Ahh man why is the after portion tuff

[dusk kayak]

it took me like 2 months for RO decision

recruiters literally ghost you if you have questions

uhh, i believe so yeah

i know that as a soph your chances of getting RO are almost 100%

i did finish

• i worked on some internal quality-of-life tools

[willow drift]

Wait wtf no RO

[dusk kayak]

for my team at health

yeah i didn't get ro

unlucky ig

[willow drift]

Google wtf man

[dusk kayak]

nah it's all good

guaranteed break this summer is lit

[willow drift]

Redirection to something better

At the very least you have goog on your resume

[dusk kayak]

yea

i believe so yeah

nowhere

G was my first actual job lmfao

[spice jetty]

he doesn’t know yet

[dusk kayak]

probably home

[sinful locust]

yeha he is

SIG is rly good for QT

[dusk kayak]

I'm tired man i don't wanna recruit anymore

• I'm a soph so i don't need an internship

so I'm gonna relax

[sinful locust]

he goes to princeton lol

[spice jetty]

scroll up man lol

[sinful locust]

did he get in cause of chess

oh i meant princeton

[dusk kayak]

mfs in here can do everything but read it's crazy

[sinful locust]

bruh sushi legit an AI

then stop fucking blocking people for no reason and still reading their meesages

clown ahh goofy ahh

[dusk kayak]

^

[sinful locust]

yo

aren’t they similar but not LC

[dusk kayak]

yo

[sinful locust]

thr don’t

google x recruiter needs to get back to me

ye

gonna apply to brain too

1. Founder of successful startup
2. First employees of successful start up
3. Research scientist (deepmind, open AI, google brain, FAIR, Microsoft research)
4. Quants (Jane street / DE Shaw / citadel securities, etc)
5. Engineering positions at companies from 3/4
6. Applied scientists at FAANG (not data scientists)
7. FAANG software engineers (Netflix > Google > Apple > Facebook > Amazon)
8. FAANG data scientists
9. Software engineers at companies below FAANG
10. Non SWE jobs
    UNISPUTED TIER LIST

open AI

[dusk kayak]

successful startup

[sinful locust]

only one BS got it tho

ever

some high schoooer

actuslly

LOL

but that’s some insane outcome

stop

change pfp

to purple

variant

[clever grail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/888168516115660820/1030490608172797973/ezgif-2-639e785036.gif

[sinful locust]

stop

[clever grail]

you are stripes

[sinful locust]

linkedin posts be like

lol

[clever grail]

my post is just gonna be "poggers"

[sinful locust]

i would like to thank my

[clever grail]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[spice jetty]

literally 😭

[sinful locust]

@sinful locust

ye

[clever grail]

process channel is for friends

[sinful locust]

numbers three and four

basicslly*

it’s accurate tho

[dusk kayak]

startup sounds fun ngl..

[sinful locust]

yes

[dusk kayak]

yes bruh

[sinful locust]

lol

this is prestige my guy

money is also rly hood in RS

good

[dusk kayak]

im mle choppa because i wanna CHOP this mle experience off of my damn resume

[sinful locust]

not really

500k isn’t enough? lol

[dusk kayak]

yes

[sinful locust]

bruh

y’all just money money money

at one point it stops mattering

what’re u gonna do with 500k vs 700k

who gives a shit

in reality 200k is more than enough to live a great lifestyle

do what u want

bruh

recurring lol

what is this a phone bill

so 350k

jump is good

for swe

ik a guy doing fall interviews

interviewing people for his team

u got citadel

take a breather

😂

[shadow shard]

citadel

[sinful locust]

citadel

[shadow shard]

f didn't give me return so I'm doomed to citadel

[sinful locust]

facebook actuslly had great progression and TC pre recession

ye lol

[shadow shard]

my life has spiraled out of control ever since f announced no returns

[sinful locust]

do u think summer 2024 will be better

for recruiting

hopefully

have y not

this season

these couple of years so bad lol

duolingo resume rejected me somehow

LMAO

even with that

i got rj

bruh

[shadow shard]

last yr my new grad friends were balling with new grad offers from faangmulassdeeznuts

and they told me it couldn't be that bad this yr

[sinful locust]

lol

last year was so good for recruiting

[shadow shard]

now I'm swimming in the red sea

last yr meta gave me offer and stripe gave me interview

this yr they did not

they filled hc

[sinful locust]

ye

[shadow shard]

reached the manager chat then ghosted for 4 wks

pretty sure i passed their bar but hc filled

[sinful locust]

stripe resume rj me

so many offers to pass around

this year bad

yeah

who knows how long it’ll take

before things get better

how so

could be better could be worse

depends on economy

ye

[obsidian olive]

ill join u in fracking

[obsidian olive]

ghost for me

need some here on tatooine

whats ur companies TC?

no

thats good

sad

@past torrent plug me with saint laurent

[past torrent]

ofc my bro

whatchu want

[sinful locust]

[clever grail]

gib

[sinful locust]

Hey, if anyone has recruiter contacts for Big N/FAANG that respond to emails or have interviewed you please dm, in exchange: i’ll give recruiter emails for any big companies: Amazon, Google, Meta, Uber, Lyft, Snap, Microsoft, LinkedIn, Stripe, Apple, Datadog, NVIDIA, MongoDB, Doordash, Cruise, Waymo, ArgoAI, Nuro, Akuna, Citadel, Scale AI, Slack, Salesforce, etc

[torn gull]

Hey, if anyone has recruiter contacts for Big N/FAANG that respond to emails or have interviewed you please dm, in exchange: i’ll give recruiter emails for any big companies: Amazon, Google, Meta, Uber, Lyft, Snap, Microsoft, LinkedIn, Stripe, Apple, Datadog, NVIDIA, MongoDB, Doordash, Cruise, Waymo, ArgoAI, Nuro, Akuna, Citadel, Scale AI, Slack, Salesforce, etc

[sinful locust]

🤡

Hey, if anyone has recruiter contacts for Big N/FAANG that respond to emails or have interviewed you please dm, in exchange: i’ll give recruiter emails for any big companies: Amazon, Google, Meta, Uber, Lyft, Snap, Microsoft, LinkedIn, Stripe, Apple, Datadog, NVIDIA, MongoDB, Doordash, Cruise, Waymo, ArgoAI, Nuro, Akuna, Citadel, Scale AI, Slack, Salesforce, etc

[real sedge]

Hey, if anyone has recruiter contacts for Big N/FAANG that respond to emails or have interviewed you please dm, in exchange: i’ll give recruiter emails for any big companies: Amazon, Google, Meta, Uber, Lyft, Snap, Microsoft, LinkedIn, Stripe, Apple, Datadog, NVIDIA, MongoDB, Doordash, Cruise, Waymo, ArgoAI, Nuro, Akuna, Citadel, Scale AI, Slack, Salesforce, etc

Plz I rlly need internship 🙏

[bleak storm]

1 phone (if u passed then get to final on same day) and only 2 for final

[clever grail]

@sinful locust

[sinful locust]

linkedin 😢

[clever grail]

should've done a mock

[sinful locust]

true

idk if this is a copypasta or wha

[clever grail]

real

copyrice

[sinful locust]

Lost Sophomore

Good morning

[oak kite]

just marry a person working for jane street

[onyx nebula]

Does Palantir call to reject?

Did HM and thought I did well, now recruiter wants to setup a call but extremely neutral tone on email

[sinful locust]

they’re always neutral

could be a good thing tho

[dense nimbus]

did anyone do ADP interview here?

did you hear back about offer?

[mystic depot]

nah in the economy its get an internship or bust

[woeful lynx]

“I want to talk with you about your recent interview results” could mean 2 things:

1. you drestoryed them and they love you
2. you sucked

Don’t interpret so much into an email… just go with it.

Ps: everything will be fine @onyx nebula 😌

[proud crag]

second one would be jhilarious

"we noticed you googled the answers to every question we asked, but you STILL got them all wrong. to be honest I have never seen someone quite as bad at programming as you, nor a worse cheater than you"

[woeful lynx]

Palantir rejected me with no-reply email so I don’t think they will invest more time into you when it was awful.

[woeful lynx]

Question: you get two numbers a and b you task is to create the sum of both numbers only using the “+” sign.

Me who panics during every OA: fails 😂

[proud crag]

panics and solves it in linear time by using a loop and ++

[halcyon wedge]

Converts the input to binary and calculates the sum in a custom implemented binary calculator

Like a true chad

[dense nimbus]

Should I take Citadel or Optiver? I got Palantir too but I am heavily upset with their compensation. Please let me know.

[proud crag]

optiver

if ur not trolling

but also make them negotiate over it and also ask palantir if they can make up some of the difference (since otjerwise u wont care)

actually

is it citadel or cit sec

i assume so

hrt

yet

evetnually you will if u ptacticr

optiver sounds cooler

so id take that

it just sounds good

[uneven sand]

palantir lowballed me with 60/hr

i only consider 120/hr+

[dense nimbus]

Yeah but Palantir only gave me 65/hr tho. I don’t think they can match Citadel

[oak plume]

This recruiting season is so bad

[dense nimbus]

I guess Palantir is good for first year internship lol

I might negotiate Palantir

I also have a final coming up for HRT. Hope I bag that one too

[proud crag]

when they ask you your name please tell them its swan

[alpine gazelle]

Anyone just do the tiktok OA

Wasn't nearly as bad as the practice

[lunar dragon]

Hey, if anyone has recruiter contacts for Big N/FAANG that respond to emails or have interviewed you please dm, in exchange: i’ll give recruiter emails for any big companies: Amazon, Google, Meta, Uber, Lyft, Snap, Microsoft, LinkedIn, Stripe, Apple, Datadog, NVIDIA, MongoDB, Doordash, Cruise, Waymo, ArgoAI, Nuro, Akuna, Citadel, Scale AI, Slack, Salesforce, etc

[sinful locust]

you’re a first year ?

[soft basin]

amazon doesn’t do individual recruiters for interns

[dense nimbus]

No I am a sophomore. But just saying. They offer such low compensation that they might as well be first year internship haha

[sinful locust]

such low compensation? now you just sound entitled

[dense nimbus]

I told my father the Palantir compensation while eating dinner and he spit his food

[sinful locust]

That’s even more embarrassing

[dense nimbus]

Lol

🤣

[sinful locust]

mfs out here complaining about 65 per hour when mfs surviving on 15 per hour

ridiculous

[dense nimbus]

Exactly 💯

[lunar dragon]

I was kidding lol, I was just copying somebody elses post

[soft basin]

oops

[sinful locust]

are you a kobe bryant fan

[sinful locust]

stop

[dense nimbus]

Of course man

[soft basin]

can’t take copypastas seriously 💀💀

[sinful locust]

baller

[sinful locust]

well what you just said, that something kobe absolutely wouldn’t say

[lunar dragon]

you good

[sinful locust]

shame

should i followup with recruiters

i emailed

a while ahgo

[dense nimbus]

I was trolling lol

[sinful locust]

instead of finding new ones

[soft basin]

imagine still recruiting

[dense nimbus]

I have nothing on the table

[sinful locust]

..

now he says he’s trolling

bruh

when mfs know they mess up always try to backtrack

fr

they dont want this smoke

[dense nimbus]

Bro you must be insane to get all those internships lol

I can’t even get an OA from those places

💀

[sinful locust]

…

[jaunty cove]

I wish i could get a five rings offer

[soft basin]

a lot of them do auto oa

[sinful locust]

there’s some pretty INSANE people on this server

[soft basin]

and then they do resume screen

[dense nimbus]

Oh yeah

[sinful locust]

ahhh whatever

[thick atlas]

Is getting a third technical interview for google a good sign

[soft basin]

y’all think amazon is gonna start rescinding offers for interns this yr?

[sinful locust]

easy to get caught up in the money but even 30$ is great just gotta keep in perspective that’s all

idfk what is trolling or what isn’t lmao

[mystic depot]

fr bro but being in here saved me lmfao

[dense nimbus]

Bro I am trolling lol. 65/hr is low? Lol

[sinful locust]

what do you think

[mystic depot]

this is the place to become INSANE lmao

[sinful locust]

ah ok lol

[mystic depot]

[sinful locust]

[scenic sluice]

Seeing other people succeed makes me want to work harder

[sinful locust]

Lol

[thick atlas]

It is normally just two flat, and then decision. Unless I'm in project matching and this is to gauge my knowledge on that area

[mystic depot]

its just the amount of advice for me tbh

saved me a tonne of time

wish my uni or even the UK had a community like this

[sinful locust]

ah right, ask them if you’re in matching

if not maybe they need more signal

[thick atlas]

ye true, emailing now lol ty

[proud crag]

yeah idk why but i dont feel jealous of the more successful people

maybe its cuz i havent not met my expectations yet?

if i get no offer next year maybe i will? idk

[sinful locust]

i’m happy for them cause i know i’m capable of reaching similar heights

you just have to have self confidence

[mystic depot]

fax

[mystic depot]

frrrrrrrrrrr its all about confidence 100 percent

[proud crag]

even if im not capable because ill get school and gpa screened

[sinful locust]

everyone that’s “successful” came from nowhere

they all had their down moment

now let em shine

[proud crag]

weeeellll

[mystic depot]

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

baller rn

[proud crag]

i had a pretty easy upbringing lol

i wouldnt say i came from nothing, rocks werent thrown at me in school and i had the same house to live in growing up

[sinful locust]

i mean “nowhere” in different ways

Yeah wasn’t the best word to use but you know what i mean

[dense nimbus]

Who is this guy by the way? I keep seeing this man’s picture everywhere

[mystic depot]

https://tenor.com/view/nodding-cute-adorable-gif-15807869

[proud crag]

weakest quant

[sinful locust]

like having no knowledge of anything in cs can mean no where relative to getting Ren tech offer

[mystic depot]

i dont know its just the chad meme lmfao

[proud crag]

there was a quant bodybuilding competition and he got last place

[scenic sluice]

Incoming HRT intern

[sinful locust]

@dense nimbus go get that HRT

[dense nimbus]

Ohhhh nice

[mystic depot]

LOOOOOL

[dense nimbus]

Yes sir

[wooden shard]

What’s the recruiter call like?

For Optiver

[sinful locust]

standard behavioral

[scenic sluice]

I haven’t made it past a single OA 💀

[sinful locust]

but do it fast

seems like they can run into Hc issues soon

[wooden shard]

Do behavioral fast?

[sinful locust]

like get it done with

[wooden shard]

I have it scheduled next week

[mystic depot]

neetcode 150, blind 75, leetcode grind

[sinful locust]

ah ok

[wooden shard]

That was the earliest date

I scheduled it beginning of October

Lmao

They took 3 weeks to grade my OA

[scenic sluice]

Ive done all that, 120 LC solved and do competitive programming

[sinful locust]

would you guys take Duo or amazon

[wooden shard]

Amazon

[mystic depot]

and u haven't passed any OAs

https://tenor.com/view/aesthetic-skull-gif-20895944

[sinful locust]

hmm

[scenic sluice]

My point exactly

[sinful locust]

for future quant def amazon

[mystic depot]

u getting all TC's

[scenic sluice]

Last year i got intern w no LC

[sinful locust]

but i feel duo hiring bar justifies itself

[mystic depot]

or are u failing them

[dense nimbus]

I have nothing. Just sitting in my bed dreaming about an internship

[wooden shard]

I finished final in 45 min with pptimal and got rejected

Lmao

[mystic depot]

f100, FANG, f500? no lc?

[wooden shard]

What hiring bar is there

[sinful locust]

waz

[sinful locust]

rip

did you get a call for next steps email

[mystic depot]

bruv i aint heard nothin from mine

[sinful locust]

or did they just email with reject

[wooden shard]

Same thing happened to tanz

[scenic sluice]

What are these acronyms

[wooden shard]

Email reject the next day

[mystic depot]

and i got all TCs on the oa 4 weeks ago

[sinful locust]

huh

[jaunty cove]

god damn it i thought this was after trading OA for sig

but its just the oa for swe

[mystic depot]

fortune 100/500 or fang

[sinful locust]

i havent even gotten oa bro

i got a next steps email

seems RNG

[jaunty cove]

and then i remembered sig already rejected me

for trading

[wooden shard]

Yeah def rng

[mystic depot]

really

damn

[sinful locust]

yes

i applied august 17

😒

i probably wouldn’t take duo over amazon

unless Duo nyc

same

[mystic depot]

they are taking ages

[sinful locust]

amazon has name power

lol

[wooden shard]

Duo nyc would be fire

Ngl

[mystic depot]

wish they would just hurry up ffs

[jaunty cove]

when people say duo they mean duolingo not the authentication company duo right

[low delta]

Tryna give me hope lol

[mystic depot]

[sinful locust]

duo can get me tech interviews, and i’m alr getting past quant screens

so either way ig it’s fine

[scenic sluice]

Oh neither

[sinful locust]

YES

APPLE EMAIL

[low delta]

Nope haven’t even gotten an OA

[sinful locust]

🙏

[jaunty cove]

90 minutes to study system design and LPs

[sinful locust]

where

i just got an email from apple recruiter

YOU HAve 5r WHY DO YOU CARe

please ai/ml

i reneged

[mystic depot]

oh okay the bar is defo higher, surprised u haven't passed any OAs tho

[untold rapids]

got the same

praying for an oa

[mystic depot]

u got the testcases correct or are u just not getting responses after doing the OA

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-sad-pepe-crying-pepe-the-pepe-gif-21617046

why amazon why

[jaunty cove]

oh sig is not Gca

damn

[mystic depot]

i did theirs months ago, 100 percent and got ghosted

prolly cause i need visa

[sinful locust]

amazon is legit a waiting game

[mystic depot]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-walk-gif-24718162

[sinful locust]

my friends got in february

lol

[coarse vigil]

When did you take final

[mystic depot]

i haven't lol

only done the OA waiting to get an invite for the final

must be getting the final cause i got 100 percent, unless i messed up those behavioural questions LMFAOOO

[mystic depot]

Feb 💀

[sinful locust]

yeah lol

[mystic depot]

i got flippin google step response march this year lol for summer 2022

[sinful locust]

wtf

[mystic depot]

💀 💀 💀 💀

never heard back tho after filling in the questionnaire

people were tellin me i was def getting an interview

it never came

https://tenor.com/view/sad-wifey-gif-25064889

[half plinth]

who are we supposed to email to get an extension for amazon?

is it just [e-mail]

@sinful locust did yo uget urs extended

[jaunty cove]

lets see howm uch of blind75 i can do in an hour

[sinful locust]

no i didn’t need to

[half plinth]

when isur deadline

@sinful locust

[sinful locust]

nov 1

[half plinth]

dude what

u got offer more than a week before me

but my deadline is before urs

[sinful locust]

lol

[half plinth]

unfair 😦

[sinful locust]

just renege

who cares

[half plinth]

not tryna renege the only stable company lol

[sinful locust]

they’ll probably forget

[soft basin]

idt they do extensions

just accept now

[half plinth]

does reneging actually not matter for amazon

[sinful locust]

idt it does

[soft basin]

amazon could care less if u renege bruh

[sinful locust]

lol

[soft basin]

unless u do it hella last minute

[half plinth]

i think they care

but they dont blacklist

[sinful locust]

oh ya they don’t extend

[soft basin]

one month is plenty of time imo

[half plinth]

i got 2 weeks

thats the problem

[sinful locust]

just renege

[half plinth]

if i got a month that woulda been nice

ya

ig

[sinful locust]

forget abt stable

[half plinth]

only option p much

[sinful locust]

i’m p sure databricks and salesforce are stable

[half plinth]

databricks is full

[sinful locust]

oh right

[half plinth]

and salesfoce is ghosting

[sinful locust]

wb pin

[half plinth]

ya i have final for that

still needa do it

but who actually uses that anymore

[jaunty cove]

done w array section

plz dont ask me sql or sysdesign

[sinful locust]

who cares

it’s an internship

[half plinth]

yeah but i would consider for ft

[sinful locust]

@safe elbow loves pin

thought you wanted to do masters or smth

[half plinth]

still deciding

[sinful locust]

Roblox>

[half plinth]

nah just say ur flight got delayed lmao

[sinful locust]

so worst case you got the better offer

😛

[half plinth]

which company?

duo

dude

why did duo not update me

😦

thurs

[sinful locust]

hopefully they reach out soon

[half plinth]

same as urs

[sinful locust]

takes some time to get it to everyone

[half plinth]

did u both say competing offers

oh

[sinful locust]

i don’t recall

[half plinth]

ok makes sense then

[late terrace]

imagine having offers

[sinful locust]

i might have

[sinful locust]

[serene cove]

I’m going on 3+ weeks with no response from duo

After final

[sinful locust]

screw optiver man

[half plinth]

hear bck from cit?

[sinful locust]

i might’ve told carissa during the pre final call but idk

i don’t think i did actually

[half plinth]

fuck dis

i prolly got rejected but whatever

[sinful locust]

If duo doesn’t give me nyc then i’m rejecting

[half plinth]

my friend took the last nyc spot

[sinful locust]

what

[half plinth]

he told ne there was 1 left and he took the last one

[sinful locust]

damn then

[half plinth]

but idk if he accepted

its ok

almost done!

do not complain about having interviews

[late terrace]

wait imagine having an interview

[granite fulcrum]

i have 3 interviews today

[half plinth]

number 1 thing to not do in this server

[sinful locust]

Alr then i’ll just stick with amazon

[granite fulcrum]

got roman to integer for CME

[half plinth]

what is cme

[mystic depot]

an exchange

[sinful locust]

don’t u hav millennium

[late terrace]

chicago mercantile exchange

ive literally have not done a single technical yet

[sinful locust]

dam

[late terrace]

yea

[granite fulcrum]

so many cracked sophomore

[sinful locust]

no

only @inner kernel is

[late terrace]

im a smooth sophomore

[mystic depot]

is a sophomore second year

im from uk lmfao

[sinful locust]

6th

[summer sequoia]

are you in the process for linkedin?

[mystic depot]

usa university moment

[sinful locust]

how’s ur final go

[sinful locust]

yes

[summer sequoia]

it went ok

[mystic depot]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-bow-michael-scott-steve-carell-office-gif-12985913

[summer sequoia]

did you hear back

[sinful locust]

they said it’ll take ANOTHER week for me

they reviewed my app but “didn’t send a decision”

[summer sequoia]

so 3 weeks instead of 2 weeks?

[sinful locust]

almost 4

[half plinth]

@sleek pike why are you complaining

you have so many interviews + offer secured

🙂

[late terrace]

im not gonna get any offers

[half plinth]

when is c1

[late terrace]

im going back to india and becoming a mango farmer

[half plinth]

u are 100% getting c1 minimum

[mystic depot]

have confidence in yourself

keep going

[hardy patrol]

when does robinhood get back to you after applying usually

[sinful locust]

@sleek pike almost done brother

[late terrace]

i got rejected in 2 days

just do it tomorrow

[mystic depot]

sooner the better

the rule i try to follow anyway

more spaces available etc etc

[half plinth]

yeah do it tmrw

[mystic depot]

i have a cit OA i haven't done it tho, i had it for 2 months

[half plinth]

just do everything asap

[mystic depot]

https://tenor.com/view/kekw-kek-bttv-twitch-emote-gif-15123134

[sinful locust]

do it

trust me

phone interview is easy 90% of the time

final is tougher

[half plinth]

cit promptly resume rejected me 2 days after oa

[mystic depot]

interesting maybe i will try it cant do it this week tho lmfao got way too much stuff to do

tiktok oa, and three interviews and a competition

https://tenor.com/view/champoy-el-risitas-kek-issou-etu-gif-17837830