#2023_summer

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sinful locust
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sus

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i know his linkedin

near swallow
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No setting

sinful locust
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ahhhh lolol

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no

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juh mah is real

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whyd u turn public views off

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stop

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STOOOOOØP

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@sinful locust kyrie gonna sweep

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yes

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i’ve known u

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yeah ik

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lol

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wait u found it?

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i don’t know what u say cause u delete it

ivory wing
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hey, does anyone know what to expect for HRT algo intern 2nd interview?

sinful locust
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cracked

sinful locust
sinful locust
ivory wing
fervent flax
jaunty cove
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The dude from narnia

ivory wing
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algo dev intern, i passed the probability interview, 2nd interview is coding

sinful locust
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brian chesky the type of guy to have u meet up then just watch u from a window above to find out who u are

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brian not gonna show up lol

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i’ll show up

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lechesky won’t

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charles river?

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what happened to deleting messages

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go and delete

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am or pm

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stop

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@rigid compass

clever grail
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@sinful locust

sinful locust
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come

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stop

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stop

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rigby

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@inner kernel yo

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watch NBA

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with me

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when it starts

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my recruiter still ghosting me brian

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tell her to respond

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I want offer

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glowell

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yeah

sinful locust
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I did leadership wednesday

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brian unlist from linkedin so i can add

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good artist

sinful locust
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fair

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weeknnnnds

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wtf

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i got email at 9 pm

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offer email?

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nah not that

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this was for first round

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I got an interview scheduled at 7pm once for the next morning at like 10am

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that was for my leadership

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why

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and my citsec recruiter also sent an email at 7pm

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they let go of @rigid compass

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waz

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waz

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waz

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waz

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waz

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waz

ivory wing
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2 days

sinful locust
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i know 2 dudes in this server who got rej after flr

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how do they define junior

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cuz I never told them my start date

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end date

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?

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oh wait that doesnt make senes

fervent flax
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My HRT recruiter emailed me at 3am

sinful locust
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they dont know that

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they don’t care

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they won’t know

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all they know is that I was an intern

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lol

sinful locust
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unless they track the location or some shit

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yeah dont admit that

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thats your own fault

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just define by end date

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so you are a junior

fervent flax
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Do you guys have 2 sigma offers?

sinful locust
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@sinful locust

fervent flax
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How did you guys not get ghosted lol

sinful locust
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referral failed sadge

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anyways i got offer at 3 cents

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much better pay there anyway

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180$ per hour

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20k sign on

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oh im an idiot I thoght you were saying this for cit

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why didnt you join 2s

fervent flax
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Has anyone had sucess pushing cit to fall?

sinful locust
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yeah

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@sinful locust @munmun

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@halcyon dockameski

sinful locust
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@sinful locust

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@halcyon stoneeski

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@halcyon stoneeski

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lol

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STOP

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@candid tundra

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rng

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my phone screen was like some data stream shit

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@gleaming arch holmgren

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doe sthat mean implement red black tree

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wut

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lol what

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tf

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bros playing on easy mode

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tensorfllow

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i got some finance queue thing

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and some bfs

fervent flax
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Did you end up taking cit?

sinful locust
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ah ok that makes sense

fervent flax
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Nice

sinful locust
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did they allow you to import sortedcontainers

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idk if thats allowed on coderpad

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wtf

jaunty cove
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Bst

sinful locust
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interesting

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idk what the syntax is with sortedcontainers

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has to be peek()

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or peekitem() idk

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bruh

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do they really expect you to know morris

jaunty cove
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lol

fervent flax
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How does passing cit vs cit sec work?

sinful locust
fervent flax
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Yeh final round but I’m just doing it in hopes of pushing to fall

sinful locust
jaunty cove
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u dont need extra space to traverse

sinful locust
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oh yea nvm

fervent flax
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Oh damn let me take a look

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What’s WLB at cit

sinful locust
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past intern said they raised ft pay

fervent flax
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Think I would want NYC post grad

sinful locust
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ah fair then

fervent flax
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But would be happy new grad in Chicago

sinful locust
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how so? besides pay

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unless pay is the main reason

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because optiver seems like its getting closer in terms of pay

fervent flax
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I think pay is similar is it notv

sinful locust
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hmm at that tier i doubt its much of a difference

fervent flax
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I think citadel just has more clout

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But if both optiver and citadel both in same city I would choose optiver I think. Higher upside

sinful locust
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i feel like thats true

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QRE lol

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50-55+ i think

fervent flax
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What’s cit?

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55+?

sinful locust
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^^ team

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at a higher level like in quant most people who want to do QT don’t push for QD and then jump to QT it’s much rarer than just QT QT QT all years if that makes sense

jaunty cove
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idk the description makes no sense

fervent flax
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Hope

sinful locust
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at the same comosny sure

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lol

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no not at the same company

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hm

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which companies do that

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doesn’t sound like it should be fairly common

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but idk

jaunty cove
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i thought you get pidgeonholed into swe if you dont get a trading internship

sinful locust
fervent flax
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Wtf no renege

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Absolutely not 😂

jaunty cove
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yes

sinful locust
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algo dev is QR?

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lol

fervent flax
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Algo dev is basically QR

jaunty cove
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but his role at arrowstreet he said was QR as much as it was developkent

sinful locust
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it should be fine

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better than non quant

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yeah

fervent flax
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Yeh I agree. At a certain point any job at a firm will get you interviews

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For any other firm

jaunty cove
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sushi chef to trader pipeline

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did you try to get those interviews this year?

molten vessel
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How do you get blacklisted by a firm? 👀

fervent flax
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Are you soph?

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Sheesh

jaunty cove
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oh

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i mean

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you started coding in like june right

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you can probably iq gap the trader interviews

sinful locust
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nah not all

jaunty cove
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why not

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this guy seems hella smart

sinful locust
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what does iq cover

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research sounds hella cool

jaunty cove
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knowing what a red black tree is comes less naturally than understanding expected value right

sinful locust
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dont researchers make a lot too lol

jaunty cove
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nvm

sinful locust
fervent flax
jaunty cove
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im going to stop hypothesizing about shit im not qualified to talk about

sinful locust
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so QR wont scale is what youre saying

fervent flax
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This is true

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Other than HRT

sinful locust
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well yeah of course

fervent flax
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they think they are special

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Lol

sinful locust
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what about QRE LOL

molten vessel
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Whats HRT?

sinful locust
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was it GQS that calls themselves QRE

jaunty cove
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Hudson river trading

fervent flax
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Aren’t most QR AND QT IN GQS?

sinful locust
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is GQS only swe

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seemed like an only engineering team

terse thunder
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its weird to have rain here lol

fervent flax
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Oh I see

terse thunder
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barely a drizzle tho

fervent flax
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What would you guys say is the most “name brand” firm

sinful locust
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cause maybe its ren tech 🤣

fervent flax
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Lol

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I mean to like Publix

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Public

proud crag
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is it bad to apply on weekend

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should i wait till monday

fervent flax
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Robinhood fiasco

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😂

jaunty cove
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citadel because of the robinhood incident

sinful locust
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game stop

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yes

proud crag
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how do i know it wont get buried by monday krishana

sinful locust
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isnt virtu kinda familiar

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maybe im tripping

jaunty cove
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citadel was the only firm i knew before i started researching internships

fervent flax
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Would you guys take 2 sigma full time over optiver full time?

sinful locust
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or pay scale

proud crag
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cold email for internship? i have been direct applying

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how does cold emailing work, does it acutally get anything done for companies i might care about

sinful locust
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even when marbles are 4k apiece?

fervent flax
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I never heard of any firm until levels

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Lol

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Then I applied to them all 😂

proud crag
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i have 1 internship, how do i find a recruiter to beg for internview

sinful locust
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^^

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works for quant doe

proud crag
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oh rly?

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time to bother every quant recruiter in america

cold path
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@near swallow how is ur tummy feeling

proud crag
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@sinful locust how do u find recuriters for quant

fervent flax
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Yeh even with faang JS is like resume reject

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😭

jaunty cove
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idk randos like me know about quant firms now

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and csmjaors wont stfu about them

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feel like theyre turning into the new faang

sinful locust
fervent flax
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Idk

sinful locust
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yea 100%

molten vessel
fervent flax
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What is BIG N stand for

jaunty cove
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idk

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on reddit everyone talks about them

sinful locust
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whatever

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just use SALESQL

jaunty cove
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i dont think we are that tiny f a subset

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im just a retard who spent the whole sumer leetcoding

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yea i made it out the hood

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hats what i did the last3 summers

fervent flax
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Too many candidates

proud crag
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should i email or linkedin message

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ok fracker

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do i just say "sup im a cs phys dual and got xyz internship, pls give me a shot im cracked"

pseudo orbit
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@jagged nimbus

proud crag
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fracker what internships do u have ag ain? ur one of the crackedest ppl here right

jaunty cove
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hes a freshman

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but hes cracked

proud crag
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u got the confidence of a quant

jaunty cove
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i think its the same storm that was here uyesterday and the day before

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cant wait to retire and have my house dj to park ranger arc

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idk d sol

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Solomon also recreationally creates electronic dance music (EDM) records under the name "David Solomon" (previously known as DJ D-Sol [nb 1]).[9] He has performed at nightclubs and music festivals around New York, Miami, and The Bahamas.[10][11]

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based

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incrediblybased

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im not convinced you can work in investment banking and be neurotic enough to enjoy 100 gecs

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but i could be wrong

near swallow
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Let’s make a subreddit but for the elites
r/highcalibercsmajors

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Invite only

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I am mod

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We will hire a jane street recruiter

near swallow
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Hoodie swag

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At least

jaunty cove
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this song is what adhd feels like

cold path
jaunty cove
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woah has multiple personality disorder

cold path
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Colon is that ur actual name

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colonn

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colin

jaunty cove
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Yes

cold path
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Thats cool

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cool name

near swallow
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And after we make this subreddit we can make a startup and call it
Johnnie Boulevard

jaunty cove
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Thanks

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Martin Luther King Blvd

near swallow
jaunty cove
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oh nice its a real person

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thats me

cold path
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LMFAO

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💀

jaunty cove
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i couldnt make it past the phone screen at Gymnasium Georgianum Vreden

cold path
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dabi | student @ hanzehogeschool groningen

quaint bolt
cold path
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This tbh

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Incredibly prestigious job btw

jaunty cove
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thas not me

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Oh

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Lol

cold path
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@quaint bolt how is ur tummy feeling

quaint bolt
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my tummy is ok

jaunty cove
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i need to hit 500 linkedinconnections

quaint bolt
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how is ur tummy feeling dabi

cold path
jaunty cove
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Talks about #nft, #web3, #crypto, and #blockchain

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Yea

near swallow
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Deleted because weird

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Ok but only cut the ugly ones

jaunty cove
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i just want people to see 500+

near swallow
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Please keep the real colin davis

jaunty cove
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i dont think i have fracker on linked in

near swallow
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Can the real colin davis please stand up

jaunty cove
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i have a loto f people from this discord but idk who any of them are

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like i post my linkedin link and then a bunch of ppl add me but i have no idea what their discord names are

proud crag
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why dont people talk about nvidia

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isnt it a prestigious place

jaunty cove
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nvidia is top 3 companies

near swallow
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Who is ur crush here

near swallow
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Say it i will support

proud crag
near swallow
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If they dont like u then i ban

hoary goblet
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yahkub is my crush

quaint bolt
near swallow
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THE REAL COLIN DAVIS

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HE DOING BFS

quaint bolt
jaunty cove
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where is the damn he doing bfs giff

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i need to save it

quaint bolt
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Compilers moment thanospog

jaunty cove
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@median hedge do u have the gif

proud crag
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all my homies love CFG

near swallow
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L fintech

proud crag
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ngl id love to have had algos class in high school

jaunty cove
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Yea

proud crag
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would have been so fun

near swallow
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Matt damon from goodwill hunting is the hero of every white boy aspiring quant

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Funny little guys

proud crag
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yyyyyyyyyyyyyooooooooooooooooooooooo

jaunty cove
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I am writing in regards to my internship acceptance. I am grateful to have been given this opportunity to intern with your company. I am looking forward to learning new skills and gaining valuable experience. I am committed to working hard and contributing to the team. Thank you for this opportunity.

proud crag
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oh shit

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yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

cold path
proud crag
quaint bolt
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EBNF bad, need BNF for LL(1) grammar proof

proud crag
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where he pwns the professor

cold path
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LMFAOOOO

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💀

near swallow
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Gimme da low taper fade and scissor trim on top

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Im tryna make it big at wall street

devout jewel
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how do u get loved

wicked bison
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do companies check your school when hiring you for an internship

proud crag
wicked bison
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how

near swallow
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The essay asks

Combine Koreas, or Delete Taiwan?

proud crag
devout jewel
proud crag
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nope

wicked bison
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interesting

jaunty cove
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a lot of schools u can check enrollmnet

cold path
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last gca i did, i got a hella hard q for q4. could solve it …

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it was “combine koreas or delete taiwan”

wicked bison
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damn

cold path
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looked it up on lc, HARD

wicked bison
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combine koreas

proud crag
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robert whats ur gpa

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u ever get close to getting an A-

near swallow
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If u think about it the northern korea is the good one

cold path
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who keeps deleting mesagws

near swallow
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U have to think about it tho

proud crag
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did u get scared

wicked bison
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kim jung un has a harem

proud crag
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that u would get 3.99

cold path
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i should be mod

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i would never support north korea

jaunty cove
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i haven ot

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i will listen

heady wraith
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what are you supposed to do at 1:1s at career fairs? do you legit just say something like

"hi, my name is___, i'm a first year studying cs and i've built x,y,z projects and also do 1,2, 3 on the side, i am a very cool dude. i love your company and what you're doing through a, b, c. i recently applied and would love it if we could stay in touch" or some shit like that

near swallow
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tbh at those u will likely talk to a recruiter who touches so much grass they will control the convo

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U just have to be friendly and keep it going

jaunty cove
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its too muc for me

near swallow
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But yes what u said is ok as an intro I guess

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They will end the convo on their terms cuz they touch grass

near swallow
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U touch keyboards

jaunty cove
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i need to listen to the dark knight soundtrack while diong real analysis

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to succeed

near swallow
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Hey colin davis question

heady wraith
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oh interesting i keep forgetting that recruiters actually touch grass unlike us cs majors

jaunty cove
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Whats up

near swallow
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Hows it feel to do real analysis
When ur such a fake

jaunty cove
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Its hard

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i can only do complex analysis

heady wraith
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thanks for the the advice kirb

near swallow
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When ur friends are imaginary, suddenly math is complex

proud crag
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ode to joy so repetitive

near swallow
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Real smart joke btw

proud crag
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classic beethoven, take a nice sounding tune and make it even more repetitive than gucci gang

sinful locust
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whos robert

near swallow
proud crag
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it is

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im the biggest beethoven hater

near swallow
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Bad bunny?

proud crag
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am a bach loyalist

near swallow
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Imagine listening to drake this summer and not bad bunny 😹

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That goes hard actually wtf lol

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Kirby music is really good

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A lot of 64 games had bangers

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SNES too

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Donkey kong country 3 ost

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Snes top OSTs also include chrono trigger

proud crag
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kirby music so good

proud crag
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chrono cross too

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chrono trigger+cross had no business having half the good songs they did

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they used up all the good video game music and theres none left now

near swallow
# proud crag kirby music so good

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➢ Music: Fountain of Dreams [Kirby]
► PlayList:► https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLAs1Kha_R9dIx9NZd_S80z4m_V2tT9OPb
➢ Game: Super Smash Bros. Melee
➢ Source: Kirby
➢ Arrangement: Tadashi Ikegami
➢ Composition and arrangement Copyright Nintendo
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✿ #SuperSmashBrosMelee #Kirby #Fou...

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jaunty cove
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➢ Music: Main Theme
► PlayList:► https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLAs1Kha_R9dKajHZH4weRxJToG-6oZ3x2
➢ Game: Super Smash Bros. Brawl
➢ Source: Super Smash Bros. Brawl
➢ Franchise: Super Smash Bros.
➢ Composer: Nobuo Uematsu
➢ Composition and arrangement Copyright Nintendo
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✿ #Sup...

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so sick

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subspace emissary

proud crag
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count the key signature changes

near swallow
# proud crag they include chrono trigger and nothing else

©1994 Intelligent Systems Co., Ltd., Nintendo Co., Ltd. & Nintendo R&D1. All Rights Reserved.
Disclaimer: I do NOT own any part of this video. All music and images belong to their respective owners.
Music is composed and arranged by Kenji Yamamoto & Minako Hamano.
Please always support the artists/official soundtrack releases!
Buy the official s...

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proud crag
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okf air

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that was also a good game

near swallow
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Super metroid was fuckin SICK

proud crag
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i like the meridia music it sp[ooky

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i used this song in my project on the vietnam war

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when i talked about agent orange

quaint bolt
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greatest theme of all time

wicked bison
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👀

cold path
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👀

wicked bison
near swallow
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@wicked bison

wicked bison
jaunty cove
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lmao

proud crag
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friendly reminder that everyone who comes up with these answers on their own is missing out

wicked bison
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send me the response, i will use it later

proud crag
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it is

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that swhy i try a few times

wicked bison
proud crag
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i think i might cater more toward myself tho

hollow sun
proud crag
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the fact a robot can do this tho is nuts

wicked bison
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99% people struggle with discipline

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I started praying 5 times a day, if i put that they'll auto reject me

proud crag
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literally KEKW

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the point is you can persoanlize it

wicked bison
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what is human

proud crag
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like i can say what i ASCTUALLY did to improve productivity

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such as using my bed as a standing desk because im more productive standing

wicked bison
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thats good

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i created a group of 500 kids to manipulate them into being my roblox servants

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is that impressive

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YO WHOS DELETING MESSAGES

earnest hatch
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And the answer generated here is pretty basic kekw_recession_edition

proud crag
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it helps get my creative juices goin

pseudo orbit
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oh

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nvm

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i thoguht it was bc your name was swan or smth

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all of you deserve to be executed

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see ya

proud crag
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LMAO

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swow

pseudo orbit
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WHO EVEN IS COLIN DAVIS

proud crag
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future hrt ceo

wicked bison
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future mcdonalds engineer lead

jaunty cove
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Colin Davis is a British conductor. He is the former principal conductor of the London Symphony Orchestra, the BBC Symphony Orchestra, and the Boston Symphony Orchestra.

pseudo orbit
wicked bison
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how did he snake you

pseudo orbit
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if at all

jaunty cove
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cope

hollow sun
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Colin galen

slim storm
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Has anyone heard back from dropbox?

pseudo orbit
hardy patrol
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still cant believe you have your real first and last name as your discord username

quaint bolt
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why? I do too

jaunty cove
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how do you know its my real name

proud crag
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During my Eagle Scout project where we built American flag disposal boxes for the town hall and fire station, I had to learn how to listen to many words of advice, and how to proceed when different people give conflicting suggestions. I learned that many ideas are better than few, but also that some ideas must be prioritized over others in order for the project to be completed on time.

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how about this

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(not the robot this time, my brain)

hardy patrol
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i clicked on home and saw the alleged email your teacher sent you

jaunty cove
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yeah he s an asshole

proud crag
jaunty cove
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i signed up to be a paid tutor and have been helping people in his class out for free and he got mad at me that i stopped

hardy patrol
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my proff made me do my tests on zoom cause i sent a yugioh discord server in her lecture chat room and said it was the class server

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too much trolling

jaunty cove
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Lol

hardy patrol
jaunty cove
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flew too close to the sun

proud crag
#

why

jaunty cove
#

you have revealed yourself as capable of setting up Discord servers

proud crag
jaunty cove
#

any publicity is good publicity

proud crag
#

fake discord server

hardy patrol
#

story of icarus

jaunty cove
#

Whatsapp is allowed but not discord

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Gamers are oppressed

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oedipus erasthones achilles hera hades

proud crag
#

adderall+coffee+deadline

hardy patrol
#

lmao this dude still studying for school

proud crag
#

oedipus rex

hardy patrol
#

its sunday

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tommorow

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time management strat look at a fucking calender

jaunty cove
#

nobody on the math hw server responded to my help post for real analysis

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im fucked

wicked bison
hardy patrol
#

do you use blackboard

wicked bison
#

@jaunty cove tutor for cuny students, they need help, you'll get paid

hardy patrol
#

for like forum assignments n shit

jaunty cove
wicked bison
jaunty cove
#

for cs or for math

proud crag
#

what kind of narc calls it that

wicked bison
hardy patrol
#

im guessing canvas is like the west coast version of blackboard

jaunty cove
#

once i get good grades in math classes so i can prove to people ik what im doing 💀

hardy patrol
#

west coasters always got the most pretentious names for things

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canvas

wicked bison
#

$20 hr

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part time

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like 20hr i guess

jaunty cove
#

its the same as tutoring remotely from 2 miles away

hardy patrol
#

hop on urf

wicked bison
#

this is for one of the cuny schools

hardy patrol
#

bmcc is like

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uptown right

wicked bison
#

wall street

hardy patrol
#

word

wicked bison
#

why

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just fly to greece

hardy patrol
#

i met this girl from there and we went on a date to an amc nearby to watch a horror movie and i was like shaking cause i cant handle horror movies and we never spoke after that

jaunty cove
#

did u smash

wicked bison
hardy patrol
#

realized 2 years later she was into me it keeps me up at night

wicked bison
hardy patrol
wicked bison
jaunty cove
#

yea she probably went on a date with you because she doesnt like you and she just feels obligated to go right haha

#

anxiety nmoment

wicked bison
#

whos a freshie or a sophomore here

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anyone wanna attend a microsoft early career event with me

hardy patrol
#

didnt think it was a date who goes to the theaters for one

wicked bison
#

🤨

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online

jaunty cove
#

a lot of people

#

i would never go see a movie wth a girl i just met and assume its platonic

hardy patrol
#

i was retarded years ago i admit

jaunty cove
#

i cant blame you

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i think a first date at a movie theater would be awkward

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cause u cant make conversation

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just sit there and she watches you pee your pants when the monster jumps out

hardy patrol
#

thats what happened in short yea

#

im going to miss this chat and its inhabitants when i cop faang and bounce

#

copium react all you want my mind is made up

#

if i pull a goku and go for google after landing zon just break my neck

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bro didnt even wait to come down from the dopamine rush

#

he started grinding for google immediately

hardy patrol
#

no

proud crag
#

goku is kinda craqt

hardy patrol
#

dude was like

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actually lamenting getting sent to san diego

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like it was alcatraz

proud crag
hardy patrol
#

i never said i dont like san diego

proud crag
hardy patrol
#

we'll see

jaunty cove
#

goku dmed me 30 minutes ago and said he solved 0/1 knapsakc without looking anything up

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hes becoming cracked

hardy patrol
#

goku is proof the one piece is real

quaint bolt
#

Who wants Wagon resume reviews

wicked bison
quaint bolt
#

I’ll review after midterms dogesmile

hardy patrol
#

im going to forwad your resume to the fbi anonymous tipline dont send me anything

wicked bison
#

.-.

wicked bison
hardy patrol
#

ted kac++ynski

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does msft have an irl early career event

wicked bison
#

also amazon had 2 events this week

hardy patrol
#

be real is the msft career event useful

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like is it just watching a powerpoint video on zoom

wicked bison
#

but thats about it

#

its prob useless

quaint bolt
wicked bison
#

nah

hardy patrol
#

ill do it for the copium

wicked bison
#

good night!

hardy patrol
#

whens the msft thing

wicked bison
#

dms

hardy patrol
#

nvm that shit is for explore

#

💀

wicked bison
hardy patrol
#

bro called me old in dms kill him

wicked bison
#

Im going to sleep

#

cant keep up with your lifestyles

quaint bolt
#

Explore is for freshmen and soph

wicked bison
#

too old

#

bout to explore microsoft

bright elbow
#

hehe

hardy patrol
#

bro calling me old yet he snoozing this early on a weekend

jaunty cove
#

alan walker - fade

wicked bison
#

im exploring all these companies, what are you doing?

#

why new linkedin acc

hardy patrol
#

yuumi is my perma ban i hate her

wicked bison
#

how do ppl do that

hardy patrol
wicked bison
hardy patrol
#

explore some bitches

wicked bison
#

im muslim

hardy patrol
#

0 change

wicked bison
hardy patrol
#

woah wiretapping the discord for codesignal cheaters

hardy patrol
#

literally reposting the same image the past month i dont even check anymore

#

msft takes decades

wicked bison
#

does gpa matter, my mentor said if u have 4 gpa u get better internships

hardy patrol
#

for like finance companies and quant maybe

wicked bison
#

gpa carries at new grad tho?

hardy patrol
#

but it doesnt matter besides that

wicked bison
#

damn my bloomberg mentor is trying to overwork me

hardy patrol
#

any company that unironically asks me for my sat score deserves to be investigated by the IRS

wicked bison
#

swe

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mine is 3.6 rn pain

hardy patrol
#

im simmering at a 2.0

wicked bison
#

i hope it resets for me

hardy patrol
#

its 2am bruh

static spindle
#

its ok im here for you robert granieri

hardy patrol
#

im playing a word game rn talking here

static spindle
#

you better give me the js refrral

wicked bison
#

im hunting for these internships

#

@hardy patrol did u apply to bny mellon

hardy patrol
#

you guys too leisure with your personal information online

#

ive met one of you irl and never said anything since im a hardcore privacy head

wicked bison
wicked bison
hardy patrol
#

woahh you should post that link again surely people will join on the 5th attempt

hardy patrol
wicked bison
hardy patrol
#

nvm im applying

wicked bison
wicked bison
#

my first year i was finance major

#

i switched instantly

hardy patrol
#

i just want money

wicked bison
#

i dont wanna be an excel monkey

hardy patrol
#

buy my dad a tesla then workout for the rest of my life in a company that pays 200k in nyc with great wlb

wicked bison
#

кто тут говорит по русски

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makes sense

hardy patrol
#

my dad loves cars and since he came to america hes always driven old cars since thats what we could afford

#

tesla looks dope

hardy patrol
#

nah got exiled from iran

static spindle
wicked bison
#

are you serious

hardy patrol
#

yea

static spindle
#

<3

hardy patrol
#

n3 moment

static spindle
#

i dont think so, 3.5+ is usually good enough if your resume is good

#

damn rip robert granieri, no more js referral

wicked bison
static spindle
jaunty cove
#

for any job

static spindle
#

for quant they will most likely care less about gpa, there are a decent bit of math freaks who are not as good at everything else

somber solstice
#

i have made a wonderful discovery about myself

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i hate webdev

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and all development

#

competitive programming is so much better

static spindle
#

doesn't matter, they want people who are crazy smart and gpa isn't necessarily an indicator of that

wicked bison
#

so just algos?

somber solstice
wicked bison
#

missclicked @somber solstice

#

gotta take rest

somber solstice
#

lol

scarlet pike
#

has anyone heard from rippling?

jaunty cove
#

death by online assessment

sick oar
#

@feral void

honest forum
#

Anyone who knows how’s the HR call at Palantir, after you passed the first interview?

bleak storm
#

Hi everyone, is radix trading open the technologist internship yet? I couldn’t find any info gladge

jagged nimbus
novel obsidian
#

hey how was ur tesla final interview

#

i got one soon

summer vector
#

native google chrome tab groups

#

or

#

onetab

#

marvelous suspender is pretty good too, not really tab management, but keeps your pc running

odd stag
#

May I ask if any discord for Amazon intern

dense tinsel
#

based af

dense tinsel
#

Guys, I'm going for a Stanford internship program at their neurobiology center, but given that the internship is in 2 summers (so, summer of '24), should I even bother to contact them for further info now?

Perhaps ask them what skills I should have before applying, or is it too early and would it feel like I'm rushing them?

https://simr.stanford.edu/contact-us.html

Stanford Institutes of Medicine Summer Research Program
odd stag
wicked bison
dense tinsel
#

okie good

hardy patrol
#

people dming me asking if i got zon oa yet like no bro these guys are full frozone right now

soft basin
#

demon hours

coarse vigil
#

Fulll frozone hours

hardy patrol
#

we need to start locking people like him up in a pillory in the town square for people to throw tomatoes at him and jeer

#

like its 1400s france

low vale
#

i just sent you one too

#

guys @hardy patrol got amazon oa

hardy patrol
#

another one lined up for public flogging im not responding to any of these youre all fodder for the servers amusement

low vale
#

so many people are asking you because you got Amazon OA

rapid swan
#

ik someone who just reneged

#

maybe they gotta fill that spot up

hardy patrol
#

my insults are going to be increasingly verbose with more medieval torture references the more of these i get

hardy patrol
#

3 dms in 30 seconds this is the last one since i feel like im participating in some of your humiliation kinks

#

im considering closing mine too yea

low vale
#

the last 3 people who messaged you all have amazon offers

hardy patrol
#

i know im painfully aware of everyones offers 💀

wicked bison
#

i got an offer for you

north portal
#

Cant even ask questions no more

sinful locust
#

cheater

#

charlie busy taking a 🤬 right now

soft basin
#

like he did on the oa

north portal
#

Luffy!

rapid swan
#

this fr

#

did u see the linkedin post where the guy actually leaked his amazon oa and interview in detail omegalul

soft basin
#

don’t ppl do that all the time?

granite fulcrum
#

Remember the guy who leaked his Cisco final

pseudo orbit
#

nice to see youre not dead

#

and inactive

rapid swan
soft basin
#

yeah

rapid swan
#

wtf

#

never seen before

#

amazon nda just doesnt exist ig

rapid swan
placid tapir
soft basin
rapid swan
#

LOL

soft basin
#

just like the Tiananmen square incident

#

can u store images with mongodb?

rapid swan
#

the oa which must not be spoken of

soft basin
#

im workin on a mern stack proj with a few friends

rapid swan
soft basin
#

good question idk

#

just any image

#

like png

jaunty cove
#

guys i dont want to be rude

#

but is the sudoku solver thing for a personal project on some youtubers recommendation list

pseudo orbit
#

has ayone taken the epic examity thing?

#

was it a technical assessment or what lol

#

😐

jaunty cove
pseudo orbit
#

not actually 4 hours tho

#

surely not

low vale
pseudo orbit
#

wtf

low vale
#

its also super easy to do

#

its like an lc med

#

iirc

pseudo orbit
#

why does it tell us that we dont need 4 hours

jaunty cove
#

nah i see people do it with some python library

pseudo orbit
#

mao

#

also, how many lc questions were there?

jaunty cove
#

and opencv to detect the board

#

so they arent designing the algorithm

low vale
#

'personal projects' are lowkey the biggest scam advice

#

like people just copy/paste crud apps

heavy magnet
#

does oracle do fall internships?

pseudo orbit
#

okok youre the goat sushi

#

o7

#

bc it was lc meds?

jaunty cove
#

Lol

pseudo orbit
#

like???

jaunty cove
low vale
#

yeah

jaunty cove
#

unless u made a big website that a lot of ppl use

low vale
#

i still have 1

#

that im gonna remove the second i get sig

#

or amz

#

or whatever

pseudo orbit
#

yeah im gonna wait for saturday, dont have time to do it today tbh

jaunty cove
#

Sig pog

low vale
#

bro i swear to god

#

if they put me on

#

like a ui team

#

i will riot

granite fulcrum
low vale
#

i have no clue

#

and frankly idc

#

im gonna make my own startup

#

i can do that from either tech or quant

#

you will not be put on an ml team

pseudo orbit
#

why are you sad about that

low vale
#

and if you are

#

it'll be to design a dashboard or something

pseudo orbit
#

well what did you want

jaunty cove
#

ml team at amazon would be dope imo

low vale
#

ml teams have dedicated roles for internships and ft

jaunty cove
#

ui team at sig would sukc

low vale
#

insta reject if i get something like that

jaunty cove
#

machine learning is cool if youre doing innovative work and not just calling tensorflow methods

quaint bolt
#

and that’s reserved for masters/PhD dogesmile

jaunty cove
quaint bolt
#

More often than not

jaunty cove
#

Thats why i am considering getting a phd in stats

quaint bolt
#

sushi I hope you get a frontend team at Amazon

#

or that your project is frontend work

jaunty cove
#

Idk

#

developing new or better methods

#

Rather than just implementing what sommeone else already found

soft basin
#

im so ass with css

quaint bolt
#

I hope you get a frontend project too zoro

#

Praying on all of your downfalls

soft basin
#

luffy would never say that to zoro 🤨

#

zoro is an alcoholic

#

just like me

pseudo orbit
#

the fuck does nutanix do exactly, their software sounds like every other data analytics company trying to use buzzwords

quaint bolt
#

I always confuse them with Niantic

low vale
#

I missed my first codeforces tournamanet

#

💀💀💀💀

quaint bolt
low vale
#

I guess I start next week

#

Feels really bad

jagged nimbus
jagged nimbus
north portal
#

zamn

#

i hate technical interviews

#

panick

sick oar
#

@feral void

jaunty cove
#

russia

#

apprently

devout jewel
#

HE HAS RETURN

#

HOLY FUCK

#

MEEK

pseudo orbit
devout jewel
#

Meek

pseudo orbit
#

pokemon company vs data cloud anayltis

pseudo orbit
#

meek and i snap eachother every night

#

gets flirty sometimes

#

what about him

jagged nimbus
jagged nimbus
sinful locust
#

long time no see

jagged nimbus
#

hiiii

#

imy

sinful locust
#

😢

jagged nimbus
#

whats dn?

jaunty cove
sinful locust
jaunty cove
#

Next year

#

This year i have to take what i can get

#

I will spend an hour on basic system deisgn concepts and another hour on sorting algorithms and then 2 hours on tagged

#

but ive already done like 250 out of the most common on amazon tagged

pseudo orbit
wooden shard
#

u should focus on the LP questions

hardy patrol
#

amazon got to give me the fucking oa

#

theyre free

full dawn
#

Pretty sure Sunnyvale

hardy patrol
#

oa is basic reading comprehension if you know lp and final is mostly lc easy-med

full dawn
#

Fuck you got nyc

dense tinsel
#

@hardy patrol how was amazon OA

full dawn
#

Damnnnn bro sick

dense tinsel
#

like what format

#

and questions?

#

i haerd 46% of its questions are graph/trees?

hardy patrol
full dawn
#

Na no one so far I thought internships are only Sunnyvale

hardy patrol
#

keep it up and ill refer you to your local mortician

devout jewel
#

NYC have little to none headcount for backend ppl

devout jewel
#

if you trying to do UI or mobile, there’s spot for those ppl

jaunty cove
full dawn
devout jewel
#

I’m doing mobile too.

full dawn
devout jewel
#

nah

#

Like 10 per company

#

idk tbh lol

jaunty cove
#

plz help

devout jewel
#

sorry Im too busy on web3

jaunty cove
hardy patrol
#

they dont look like theyre growing in that ss

devout jewel
low vale
hardy patrol
#

miraculous

dense tinsel
low vale
#

oh no @sleek pike joined the deletion club

jaunty cove
#

hes broke

#

14:35 UTC 💀

shadow warren
#

I received hackerrank from JP Morgan(SWE Intern) and I completed my OA with full score and good explanation with most optimal soln for both ques

#

How long should wait to get interviews?

jaunty cove
#

Same and ive been waiting 2 months

shadow warren
#

Omg :((

#

I was having good expetations for that

#

For USA or for UK?

#

Okay mine is for UK

#

but I think I should just expect it to be the same

#

so i would move on 😦

jaunty cove
#

they only resume screen afterwards too

low vale
#

if i get google i will buy discord premium

proud crag
#

if i get google i will grind zetamac

jaunty cove
#

if i get amazon i will spend all the time i spent on leetcode on csgo

jaunty cove
#

ive been doing zetamac a few times a day

#

its fun

#

in moderation

proud crag
#

max scorre,m

#

?

jaunty cove
#

40

proud crag
#

for now

#

50 in a week

jaunty cove
#

when i started i could on ly get 30

#

Yea

#

What are you at

proud crag
#

a bit under this guy

jaunty cove
#

Thats the chess player who interned at citadel rgt

proud crag
#

yeah LOL

#

let me check my score

#

im only 43 rip

#

i think its both a brain issue and a hand issue for me rn

#

typing way too slow

woeful lynx
proud crag
#

nah this is like the most "grind=improve" thing out there

#

way more