#2023_summer
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behavioural just dont act like a skinwalker and youll pass
ive done codeforces tho!!
bad, only 1300, but i was also on a lot of 1700 performances bht had to stop competing cuz college started
🥲
do you guys think deepmind asks number of islands
im going to freeze myself in a block of ice like walt disney until any company gets back to me
1700s hurt me
srsly???
im calling extreme cap
anything 1300+ is considered a lc hard
so 2000 seems excessive for interview
ur giving off goku vibes
im not even good at codeforces 💀
thats not what i mean, ur just obsessed with shit like that
i looked at the b75 list and i dont see super hard problems
this guy named goku is too
lol I got an orderdered dict/linkedlist design question for bb but not lru cache
word search 2 ig?
the diff is he actually does it
instead of just asking people how to practice codeforces
hmm, i rly doubt it just bcz codeforces isnt patterned out like lc is
different game yafeel
like csgo vs overwatch
both fps but different styles
whats the expected value of bullets it takes to kill an armored ct with an ak47 if its given that you have hit him in the leg once and you will hit the ct one every 5 bullets
hmmm
More like valorant vs CS go
mebbe ye
they feel so diff to me tho
codesignal was awfully similar to cf tho
weird
nah i cant
different game
ill try and do it all this weekend maybe
e
u don't need resume all u need is leetcode 
mfw i dont ak the nike oa and my jordans disintegrate

how does one win in wii sports baseball
u r op
Amazon is come up era
whoever copiumed me
my chances at goolge r way higher tuan amazom
??
amz sounds free im praying theres another hiring wave
disabled
salat 🌊 asks: 
What the
pbjpie asks: is poll disabled 
I thought kirb disabled it 
just /poll
DriedCoconut asks: omgggg
right
why was it disabled
It wasn’t I guess 
DriedCoconut asks: seattle or arlington
Great poll
i dont understand why not do question 3
you are more cracked then most of us
amazon pls unghost me
especially considering youre a freshman
nah bro u AKd the tiktok oa
being a freshman isnt an excuse lmao
DriedCoconut asks: is is amazon (52.5/hr) arlington better than jpmc (52.8/hr) nyc?
yeah im good at lc and nothing else
i also started early
pivot to icpc
and make connections from it
why’re all these freshmen here 
i can try
the cs club on campus is just about building java web apps
its hard to make connections
a man who is fresh
DriedCoconut asks: ban me
?poll will @foggy osprey get location change for amazon
Noodles asks: will @[google give me oa] get location change for amazon
is it unethical to try to recruit people to start a club by going to another club meeting
lmaoooo 2 no’s
ur not gonna get ur req lol
bro I didn’t know anyone at Vancouver and had a blast 
they are just gonna send the automated no
jpmc is only good if youre a banker
i will hear back from airbnb tonight
exactly plenty of other ppl would want that spot
Tesla is objectively worse than amazon 
@jaunty cove is this u: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRHdcYdo/
In every way shape and form
i used to leetcode while i was a valet at the podium
n my phone
i leetcode in my high-school classes on me.laptop
and on me fone on da bus
Lol
good times
i do it in classes when theyre not introducing anything new
it looks like you wanna be banned should I just ban you
DriedCoconut asks: will i get zillow offer?
DriedCoconut asks: should i do a zillow drama tmrow?
freshman
pbjpie asks: Will wagons ban coconut?
dude i dont rly do anything often, but i started doing fisics problems
idk y
two sum is muscle memory for me
sadly
taught that question too much
even my sister knows it
and shes in jr high
probably yeah lol
DriedCoconut asks: worth doing any of these?
yae
DriedCoconut asks: another one for zillow?
freshman is the yr to get internships ong
and he still gets offers
this is what i look like
The real @jaunty cove ?
actually
should i get a perm
no do not
fracker is the best freshman bc he’s the only one that’s not obnoxious 
Are u asian or white
Tbh for haircuts just get on tiktok and grab inspo
Ok so what ur telling me is
U need help
DriedCoconut asks: ban me (now down to 15 votes!!!) @Imagine Wagons
Allah?
Youre probably right
hey mannn tbf, i came in with like 40-50 credit hours
If you’re brown this is the only haircut you’re allowed to have
if he gets banned everyone wins
ong??
@median hedge he’s calling you
@everyone
@stiff ravennibal
im a freshman graduating 2024 idk wym
brhu
@sleek pike hi
what happened to all the pip people
@foggy osprey 🧢
oh wtf
i retract my ballcap emoji
idk i think he just
I did that
wanted attention
Who
faang broke him
good thing im 2027
he did the goku moment and started saying amazon isnt good enough for him
coconut actually gone LOL
Tfw when u enter waterloo as a 16yo and leave 32 after 78 internships
2027 > everything else even though i put 2024
lol
3sigmaRings Trading at Shonen Jump Street
real
pinned his own message you should be imprisoned
Lol
you worked there?
i pray i wont end up like those people who blogpost how much they want amazon then decide theyre above them once they get the offer
Dabi asks: ban kirb?
👍 for Yes
👎 for No
You can only use this command in 2022_winter_intern_process, 2022_summer_intern_process, 2022_grad_process, 2022_fall_intern_process, 2023_summer_intern_process, 2023_winter_intern_process, 2023_grad_process
i wont vote yes out of fear from retaliation
You can only use this command in 2022_winter_intern_process, 2022_summer_intern_process, 2022_grad_process, 2022_fall_intern_process, 2023_summer_intern_process, 2023_winter_intern_process, 2023_grad_process
who mentioned me
where was it from?
msft gets 2 million a year
damn
i imagine amazon even more
anyone at hack harvard currently
amzn is my savior
the situation here is so cursed
hopefully they accept me
yeah
im at the better hackathon rn, hackUIOWA
/poll
ill dm
i dont know whats worse either being late to the zon or getting the interview then failing
you at mit tho no
likely the latter
I WILL NEVER POLL THIS SERVER
LMAO
is he really at mit
idk
stop trolling @sinful locust hahaha
it still seems rng i wouldnt hate on someone for not passing the interview
baller and i are homies
idk i share no school servers with altf4
zenit and i are homies
@median hedge FUCK YOU YOU COPER
THIS IS 📠
Same, you and I are the two sigmas
LETS GOOOOOO
We stand together agains the 5 rings
men
who is arlington
and why are you living in them
maybe
it's going alright, im in several pipelines, but i missed out on amz and c1
LRU cache seems so tedious to implement
which i was kinda sad about
ahh i see no worries man
keep looking forward to the next one 🫡
no flame just question
we all get where we're meant to be at the end of the day
breh
so they can get doxxed
and itlle bthe best
Get used to it lol that kind of OOD is very common in interviews
Verbose
youre mad sexy
yes 😭
🤤

bidome
thx bro
BIDOME
u too
JOE BIDOME
mods asleep post bidome
thank you
who tf is mr clarkson, that's me
WAT
IM ZENIT
NOT CLARKSON
WHO IS CLARKSON
IM GONNA PUNCH YOUR PRODUCER
no most definitely not
i would never publicly associate myself with this community
@sinful locust
this screams no grass
nah post it motherfucker
anyways
Watching
i want that hat
got hit with a memory of the bot in the official python discord getting hijacked and tagging everyone with an array of slurs it was ungovernable
go on
Next time u see admin joey
Ask us to change logo
To rainbow rocket
Only OGs know
I have asked
But we need more people
No he will ignore u if u ping
yeah lol he's only been on like thrice the entire duration of my cscd career
make a pip role
what is ood 😅
object oriented design nvm
Such a thing would be amazing tbh. Like a big ass markdown of all cpp idiomatic syntax and then short stuff about what each version introduced, 11 to 23
learncpp / cppreference (good websites to reference) / the c++ programming language (book by the creator of C++)
Cpp documentation is such dogshit
@everyone
i extorted roblox players for nitro
fr i just woke up one day and said c++ time
then whenever i couldn't do smth
@feral void
kirb how is yur job going
i still remember kirb's communist phase
and then he got a job with a good salary
Tldr is not good. Love the work, the stack, the people on team are nice, it’s challengung.
Bad: can be hard af, terrible onboarding, no mentorship, high expectations, internal culture sucks rn, am being expected to deliver at a level above mine asap.
It is bad enough that I want to leave at 1year
@hidden mural where can I find Roblox LPs?
Kirby i can do half your work for half of your salary
Do all of it and i give u mod role
can you post again I didn’t see
Yahkub was the leader of a cult
what company u work for
And i negotiated peace with last year’s intern class the most degenerate group of people alive, through yahkub their leader
roblox doesnt follow the 3rd value
Tbh the good stories are from servers first year when it started in 2020
also the 1st value
I wasn’t even born in 2020 wtf
@hidden mural also, how long did it take to hear back after the interview?
pee
collapse
average tenure is active in the fall and gone rest of the year
kirb what year were u born in
@cold path is active year round
if its the same year as me im killing myself
true and facts
once i sign my offer im dipping
im the most OG member of this server btw
no
yes
why would those be the options
I would say people join late summer, stay active till Nov, then like half of those are here for Jan to May, and that’s it. And all throughout that year maybe a few of them stay active as chronic shitposters
yeh
So 9mo
Anyone intern/interview with Toast?
kirb lives at 43.5522° N, 87.9618° W
Like if u stay here past a year u are prob school grinder or no life
no one has hoes here
kirb perma-hoe scarer
programmers get the most loyal wives
if you’re a girl raise your hand
Stop saying hoe so much
amazon
⚒️
im a hoe for citadel
stop saying hoe so much
citadel gaming
very low success rate
dabi (leader of cscd revolution)
L5 Google -> Wife
gooble
by the time you hit L5 at google you’re 45 tho
im holding off on getting a gf until post death
citadel is my gf
it can take 5 years
💀
Supp
bro... no need to flex man 😭
fracker is lc God
confirmed
@sinful locust this was the emote
30 days will get u wendys
fracker does 5d hard dp in they sleep
my strat is that if i see a problem i don't know how to do i tell my interviewer I've already done it before
genius
yessir

What if they tell you to do it anyway
ill do every lc hard
gl
let me in
shd here got roblox with like 38 b75 q
ok we using the word free too leisurely
jane street
free
is HRT free?
no seriously
the only companies i list as free are like half of fortune 500 and amz/cap1
all companies i have gotten into are free
damn uber is hard for no reason then
google aboutta be free
what should u study for doordash @honest spire
i have such a tunnel vision for internships that im actually looking forward to monday
Does anyone know what to expect for google step?
you had doordash phone?
i got algos exam 
did u get an interview
Yeah
tanz do you go to school in manhattan
dang the big u
snowflake
are you in nyc frack
not at all
t1 school
trying to set reasonable goals here
what a cute cat
You have mine papa
Where my Texas peeps at 🫶🏽
if you pass resume screen blind75 is enough for two sigma yes @inner kernel
lol
brian is living in an ivory tower fr
ivy* tower
ivory tower academic type shi
fr
yeah for swe right?
BCZ UR HARVARD
oh. i thot was quant
i think 2sig quant is p hard
could be misremembering
its more desirable because 'the grass is always greener'
you could nego google salary to be 2sig level
supposedly

not bad
so i don't think 2sig would be all that if more people got in
tiktok is 10x harder than imc
wtf?
its just the scarcity
tiktok oa is hell
oh naw
IT'S HELL
but they can go 300+
bruuuh
free food?
nice
i would like cit offer 🥺
man i hate the part of me that waited to apply to cit
i applied right as they slowed down hiring
pbjpie is > top 1% im ngl
huh when was this
when did they slow down hiring lol
people were saying cit was mostly full like 1 week ago
better hope citseci snt full
the devil's in my brain rn
its telling me taking SIG
stay 1 more year
try for js
and citsec
depends on team
do both
¯_(ツ)_/¯
citadel has fall
they won't? i asked my recruiter and it seemed like they could move
even after accepting
unless they capped at me
i hope i get to meet @inner kernel next summer
wait wait wait
what is X
what if i tell my de shaw recruiter that i got into another hft, would that speed me up 😳
thats the only other hft pipeline i might still be in
idk
desco can suck my n
they didn't insta reject me
citadel gaming
@inner kernel is there a citadel chat/server
leegue
yeah but a lot of people who applied also haven't gotten it
so that implies its not auto

👋
my recruiter implied summer/fall

is cit > citsec or same?
Roblox vs Bloomberg ( which one better for quant next year) asking for a friend
…
Genuine question
Bb is fintench and IB hear more ppl get into quant from there
Idk
lol. I mean one is banking and the other is gaming
Bloomberg
I’d go bloom
Fair
not the same
citsec people generally say is better
If u already have strong names the cpp experience at bb could help but idk how quant works
bloomberg
id take roblox over bb for tech
Imo, I doubt higher hiring bar will be better than already being on the finance side of things instead of gaming
bb for quant ig but idk how much of a difference it makes
friend and I have equivalent exp but he got js (he has bbg)
is it fine if i get a referral to a place after i submit my application?
or do i have to resubmit
Did they get free Bloomberg terminal? 👀
sleep
bb got the best cpp engs in the industry
^might actually be right
faang explicitly?? or just big n
does bb only take people with cpp background?
u mean using react to build stuff, or working on react itself
i use
for everything
yea ur right
i bet its cool to be working on react itself
where do you find these events
Maybe now i do yeah but as a student no
virtual?
Deleted for safety
Feel free to add tho
U prob do have me
It’s ok others have said it
I am coming to your house now
But im trying to avoid now
Ok bring tequila
I mean yeah u can find me easy knowing that but if u just want link dm me
i dont even have C++ on my resume and i got onsite with BB
hopefully that doesnt effect me later 
Don’t think it matters I did on-site on Monday with Python and no complaints sounds like they have a lot of Django/Python teams now anyways
cscd cf gang sounds cool
How to not get ghosted
My final with Waystar Royco is on monday I’m nervous
Goated comment^
does the cscd codeforce python gang exist 
Does anyone have a reliable place to get the Grokking for Coding stuff from
I legit look and most of them always end up being "path too long" when I decompress
so glad that coconut guy is gone but now he's in all the 'zon discords
... on an alt??
he's not able to be @'ed and isn't on the memberlist
maybe the real driedcoconut was the friends we made along the way
I did amzn oa 3 weeks ago and no response should I email them?
or is it normal that it takes that long
lol at least I know why I was rejected after amazon (did reactjs at the zon)
who is goku
It's just me and PBJ at the moment, but one day I will choose to learn the c++ stl and leave the club lol
Assuming you’re in the US, isn’t it normal for you guys to learn c++ and its stl?
Like, it was coursework for me in my 2nd year
That’s cool though
Which was useful for learning but I didn't learn the stl
It won't be too difficult tho I think
whats better citadel or optiver for intern?
I’d pick Optiver
Cit has better rep I think
Depends on what you’re looking for
optiver in chicago cit in nyc
what if location matters?
I heard both are like "hire to fire"
Just pic your preferred location then
ah kk
Cit hires to fire for citadel specifically and only for quant traders
I heard both places have not the greatest return offer rates or smth
what? I heard they don't give that many return offers though
lol
oh I guess hire to fire in terms of like I can't return or smth
I won't coast but like
feels a little suss
Will twitter open summer 23 internships
Pinterest or stripe y’all?
If you’re also planning on going to either of those FT then Pinterest else stripe
Is what I’d do
What about in terms of resume
That’s what I’m mainly looking for
Which one will open more doors
If recruiter says u got the offer but there is no offer letter yet is it safe to assume u got an offer
Not until you get your offer letter
Prolly equivalent or stripe slightly higher
is this return?
No this is for first time internship
Oh stripe then
didnt they already open and close a while back
for like five days
and i dont think they are even taking interns
it was for waterloo students only
someone said it was an accident which was only for U waterloo students
yeah
they have sooooo many events running they gotta be opening something
damn

thats explains
they pulled up to one of my state college fairs
and they didnt even have apps or timelines
shit company
idk some other meta interns i talked to said they don't expect for them to hire interns this year
tbh Meta isnt worth it for me anymore, if there's no job security then ill just try for other faangs
like id take amazon over meta
fully wanted to work for facebook since i wanted to become a swe. how far they have fallen is crazy

fr i got two years till i grad
hopefully things will be a little better when i grad
hopefully its better by the time we become seniors
looks bleak tho tbh
true, but for anyone who was looking to move up a tier in company or anything
its been hell
Amazon unironically > than meta now
especially with the meta rejects flooding the market
nah fax, respect for Amazon for continuing to take and hire a good amount of engineers
How did cit go
Did anyone get an interview for Bank of America Global Technology Summer Analyst Program
no i forgot to submit my hirevue and im waiting for my alt email to get a hirevue
u should just ask ur recruiter or a coordinator
Oh. Sorry to hear that
at a career fair one of the Bofa recruiters said hes trying to aim for a novemberish timeline for interviews to start
so idk if thats still the case or whether its been changed
I have a hirevue interview from there but I don't know what kind of questions to expect
oh, its just like why bofa, and shit
maybe a coding question or two
explain ur thoughts on why u coded said question
Like from leetcode?
yea prob
not super hard questions considering its Bofa, id think u would get like LC easy
Do they ask conceptual stuff
but anything goes so just be on top of ur game
idk
id expect behaviourals and coding questions, not conceptual shit
ye np
i think it still works but you can cheese hirevues with firevue
on git
absolutely loathe one way video interviews so its a dirty way to get around it by preparing your answers in advance
anyone do atlassian technical phone screen?
Can you ask for a location change for your Amazon internship, if you got an offer?
no lol
u can ask but most likely youll get a copy paste no response
oh i just noticed the filter lmao
the first list is bigger so id assume theres some non-linkedin tagged questions included
Bofa on these nuts
csmajors on their way to create a thread on every single microsoft offer process to ask for the timeline
talking of this tho, u ever heard microsoft give people an OA and a screen at the same time
i always thought the OA was given and then they give the screen if u passed the OA lol
msft recruiting is a meme
they dont really have an oa just a phone screen that sometimes has a codability link
lol
they have THE most incompetent recruiters
did you get rejected
msft has a goofy process for a goofy company
okay so perhaps the process is different in the eu then cause i got sent an email telling me to do a codility test and to schedule my phone at the same time lol
🙂
withdrew my app
it was taking too long to even reject me
didnt wanna give them the satisfaction
mine has been dormant for months 
usa
defo ghosted
sadcat
like 9/10 people here who have vitriol for msft got rejected when they expected their faang/quant exp to make it a breeze
ive noticed
tbh i think this is the truth lol, asked mine when the deadline was and they took a week to respond. i had done it by the time they responded 
can confirm i am one
except no faang
msft?
i heard they dont give af about school but who knows whats right
damn maybe thats why they took so long for me and waitlisted me
they do a lot
short waitlist tho, was chillin for one day XD

im in the 1/10 of msft haters that just hates the company because they keep forcing me to update windows
lol
nah dog company because they resume rejected me
(and also left my app on read)
no other resaon
also windows 11 is an abomination
yoooo thats a good point
lil cappish
damn didn't even think about excel
such as?
good point i retract my post

I personally prefer handcrafter german knives
makes murder easier
cuts through muscle like butter
any word on if zon is sending out oa's again
Krishna
thats a pretty good observation ngl
have you collected your first dub yet?

I will check back in 1 week
excel is as easy to use as sheets
ye, imo good products are simple and easy to use. very little training should be required
it just has some higher level functionalities
excel isn't too bad tho tbh, never used the advanced features a lot tho
done some VBA flippin years ago and it was a very bad experience 
i also think some people get certifications for microsoft products just to put something on their linkedin 
What does excel have to do with git?
Oh lol
the fuck is jet brains
vim > vscode > every other ide
nah windows phone OS is like the best OS of all time
notepad++ >>
jetbrains vim keybinds >>>>>
github
W
oh word
word
Clion makes me wNt to kms
im calling cap vscode works perfectly fine
I like how i cna just use vim or vscode for anything
bros supporting evidence is two purple links
dreamweaver is just better than jetbrains tbh

lol
Verbally accepting the offer and then not signing the offer is a lot less bad than signing the offer and then reneging
*just for information purposes whats the worst thing that can happen if u sign and then renege

thats cring
daaaaammmmmmn
@hidden mural
u can renege with amazon
either one is breaking a contract
frrrrrrrrrr
did you announce your offer yet bro
my biggest fear is amazon rescinding offers but in that scenarios all of us would be fucked
damn bro
Tell the ramen wall
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I saw that
Like wtf
Just do the patterns
Youre first job is gonna be better thsn most people ever get their whole lives
lol
anyone got insight into data science interviews for faang?
is it like leetcode + stats
noooooooooooo
they have to study to make over 200k in their early twenties

I just got done with Doordash oa
wtf
so discouraged rn...
Can anyone help me wtf I just went through
I'd just like to understand at least
The first one was a shortest route problem
I am given a graph with n nodes and 3 of them are named a,b,c
they all have weights
find the shortest path from a to b while "passing by" c
backtracking on an edge does not count as extra travel
Thats just shortest path from A to C and shortest path from C to B
It is, but doing the backtracking thing was very confusing
you dont need to do backtracking
@sinful locust
no it's not
the OA for Doordash
if u use an edge
it has 0 cost
so that doesnt actually work
i think the optimal solution was disjoint set and union brute force im ngl
It asked for shortest path but didnt want shortest path?
(there was probably way better but is lazzzyy)
why did microsoft transfer my app from university students to university graduates
not, shortest path from A to B and B to C but if you use an edge, you can reuse it with 0 costs. therefore, there could be a node not in the shortest path from A to B or B to C that actually connects all of them better.
yeah
There are costs? or do you actually want the shortest path
there is a cost




