#2023_summer

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north portal
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i dont dw

hardy patrol
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behavioural just dont act like a skinwalker and youll pass

somber solstice
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ive done codeforces tho!!

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bad, only 1300, but i was also on a lot of 1700 performances bht had to stop competing cuz college started

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🥲

jaunty cove
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do you guys think deepmind asks number of islands

hardy patrol
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im going to freeze myself in a block of ice like walt disney until any company gets back to me

somber solstice
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1700s hurt me

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srsly???

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im calling extreme cap

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anything 1300+ is considered a lc hard

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so 2000 seems excessive for interview

sinful locust
somber solstice
sinful locust
jaunty cove
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i looked at the b75 list and i dont see super hard problems

sinful locust
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this guy named goku is too

golden root
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lol I got an orderdered dict/linkedlist design question for bb but not lru cache

jaunty cove
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word search 2 ig?

jaunty cove
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instead of just asking people how to practice codeforces

sinful locust
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LOL

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true

somber solstice
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hmm, i rly doubt it just bcz codeforces isnt patterned out like lc is

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different game yafeel

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like csgo vs overwatch

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both fps but different styles

jaunty cove
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whats the expected value of bullets it takes to kill an armored ct with an ak47 if its given that you have hit him in the leg once and you will hit the ct one every 5 bullets

gray zodiac
somber solstice
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they feel so diff to me tho

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codesignal was awfully similar to cf tho

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weird

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nah i cant

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different game

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ill try and do it all this weekend maybe

jaunty cove
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e

somber solstice
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u don't need resume all u need is leetcode kek

slow veldt
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mfw i dont ak the nike oa and my jordans disintegrate

somber solstice
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how does one win in wii sports baseball

jaunty cove
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i forgot about this

somber solstice
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u r op

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Amazon is come up era

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whoever copiumed me

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my chances at goolge r way higher tuan amazom

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??

jaunty cove
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facang

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yes switch to pure math

somber solstice
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pure math is cool

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im ngl

hardy patrol
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amz sounds free im praying theres another hiring wave

quaint bolt
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disabled

warped daggerBOT
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salat 🌊 asks: dogesmile

quaint bolt
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What the

warped daggerBOT
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pbjpie asks: is poll disabled WazowskiStare

quaint bolt
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I thought kirb disabled it kekw_recession_edition

jaunty cove
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just /poll

warped daggerBOT
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DriedCoconut asks: omgggg

jaunty cove
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right

hardy patrol
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why was it disabled

quaint bolt
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It wasn’t I guess dogesmile

warped daggerBOT
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DriedCoconut asks: seattle or arlington

quaint bolt
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Great poll

somber solstice
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id say its like top 15% im ngl

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bruh ngl i just do 1234

jaunty cove
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i dont understand why not do question 3

somber solstice
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this discord is super sweaty

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i love it

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tryna be like all of u someday fr

jaunty cove
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you are more cracked then most of us

somber solstice
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amazon pls unghost me

jaunty cove
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especially considering youre a freshman

somber solstice
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being a freshman isnt an excuse lmao

warped daggerBOT
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DriedCoconut asks: is is amazon (52.5/hr) arlington better than jpmc (52.8/hr) nyc?

jaunty cove
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yeah im good at lc and nothing else

somber solstice
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i also started early

somber solstice
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and make connections from it

quaint bolt
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why’re all these freshmen here kekw_recession_edition

jaunty cove
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the cs club on campus is just about building java web apps

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its hard to make connections

jaunty cove
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competitive programming club

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no

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if i was a fresh or sophomore sure

somber solstice
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a man who is fresh

warped daggerBOT
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DriedCoconut asks: ban me

somber solstice
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im starting the one at my school

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giving a talk this tuesday

soft basin
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?poll will @foggy osprey get location change for amazon

warped daggerBOT
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Noodles asks: will @[google give me oa] get location change for amazon

jaunty cove
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is it unethical to try to recruit people to start a club by going to another club meeting

soft basin
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lmaoooo 2 no’s

quaint bolt
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Why do you not wanna do arlington

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It’s the new hq

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Well

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It’s the second hq

soft basin
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ur not gonna get ur req lol

quaint bolt
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bro I didn’t know anyone at Vancouver and had a blast WazowskiStare

soft basin
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they are just gonna send the automated no

jaunty cove
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jpmc is only good if youre a banker

quaint bolt
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how you gonna meet new people if you always stick to people you know

soft basin
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it’s next to dc

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not exactly middle of nowhere

jaunty cove
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i will hear back from airbnb tonight

quaint bolt
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15*

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tough

somber solstice
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can't wait for my icpc team to conquer the midwest

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hahah

soft basin
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exactly plenty of other ppl would want that spot

quaint bolt
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Tesla is objectively worse than amazon WazowskiStare

somber solstice
quaint bolt
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In every way shape and form

jaunty cove
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n my phone

somber solstice
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and on me fone on da bus

somber solstice
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good times

jaunty cove
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i do it in classes when theyre not introducing anything new

somber solstice
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im too young for bar

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should i get a fake

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rly considering it

quaint bolt
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it looks like you wanna be banned should I just ban you

somber solstice
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ye j want one for buying

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not.for bars

warped daggerBOT
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DriedCoconut asks: will i get zillow offer?

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DriedCoconut asks: should i do a zillow drama tmrow?

jaunty cove
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yes its basically a given

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so just reject amazon in the next few days

somber solstice
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freshman

warped daggerBOT
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pbjpie asks: Will wagons ban coconut?

somber solstice
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dude i dont rly do anything often, but i started doing fisics problems

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idk y

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two sum is muscle memory for me

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sadly

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taught that question too much

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even my sister knows it

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and shes in jr high

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probably yeah lol

warped daggerBOT
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DriedCoconut asks: worth doing any of these?

somber solstice
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my sister gonna be doing codeforces before hs ong

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is PayPal oa automated?

jaunty cove
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yae

somber solstice
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wut u think im doing 😼

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?

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at least u got smth from amzn

warped daggerBOT
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DriedCoconut asks: another one for zillow?

somber solstice
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freshman is the yr to get internships ong

jaunty cove
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and he still gets offers

somber solstice
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this is what i look like

near swallow
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The real @jaunty cove ?

somber solstice
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actually

jaunty cove
somber solstice
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no do not

quaint bolt
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fracker is the best freshman bc he’s the only one that’s not obnoxious dogesmile

near swallow
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Are u asian or white

jaunty cove
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i ahve a mullet rn

near swallow
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Tbh for haircuts just get on tiktok and grab inspo

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Ok so what ur telling me is

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U need help

near swallow
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God?

warped daggerBOT
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DriedCoconut asks: ban me (now down to 15 votes!!!) @Imagine Wagons

near swallow
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Allah?

jaunty cove
somber solstice
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hey mannn tbf, i came in with like 40-50 credit hours

quaint bolt
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If you’re brown this is the only haircut you’re allowed to have

jaunty cove
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if he gets banned everyone wins

near swallow
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There are so many good easy universal haircuts too lol

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If ur a dude

quaint bolt
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no I’m white

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All the Brampton mans

near swallow
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Can the poor people please step forward

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Rich people follow me

quaint bolt
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@median hedge he’s calling you

sinful locust
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@everyone

near swallow
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DAMN BRO HE DOING BFS IS HE COLIN DAVIS

sinful locust
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@stiff ravennibal

vague lion
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im a freshman graduating 2024 idk wym

sinful locust
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brhu

quaint bolt
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coconut has been banned

sinful locust
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@sleek pike hi

hardy patrol
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what happened to all the pip people

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@foggy osprey 🧢

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oh wtf

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i retract my ballcap emoji

near swallow
jaunty cove
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idk i think he just

near swallow
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I did that

jaunty cove
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wanted attention

scenic sluice
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Who

hardy patrol
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faang broke him

vague lion
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good thing im 2027

jaunty cove
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he did the goku moment and started saying amazon isnt good enough for him

muted summit
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coconut actually gone LOL

near swallow
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Tfw when u enter waterloo as a 16yo and leave 32 after 78 internships

vague lion
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2027 > everything else even though i put 2024

jaunty cove
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lol

near swallow
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3sigmaRings Trading at Shonen Jump Street

hardy patrol
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real

hardy patrol
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pinned his own message you should be imprisoned

jaunty cove
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Lol

lunar dragon
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you worked there?

hardy patrol
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i pray i wont end up like those people who blogpost how much they want amazon then decide theyre above them once they get the offer

cold path
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Dabi asks: ban kirb?
👍 for Yes
👎 for No

final forumBOT
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hardy patrol
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i wont vote yes out of fear from retaliation

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fickle ivy
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who mentioned me

jaunty cove
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where was it from?

hardy patrol
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msft gets 2 million a year

jaunty cove
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damn

hardy patrol
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i imagine amazon even more

fickle ivy
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anyone at hack harvard currently

somber solstice
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amzn is my savior

fickle ivy
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the situation here is so cursed

somber solstice
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hopefully they accept me

fickle ivy
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yeah

somber solstice
fickle ivy
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@foggy osprey

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wait baller are you here for real

pseudo orbit
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/poll

fickle ivy
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ill dm

hardy patrol
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i dont know whats worse either being late to the zon or getting the interview then failing

fickle ivy
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you at mit tho no

hardy patrol
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likely the latter

pseudo orbit
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I WILL NEVER POLL THIS SERVER

fickle ivy
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LMAO

true glade
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is he really at mit

fickle ivy
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wait baller are you

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a fake baller

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omg

jaunty cove
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idk

fickle ivy
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stop trolling @sinful locust hahaha

pseudo orbit
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baller is literally a god

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baller where are you going next year

jaunty cove
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it still seems rng i wouldnt hate on someone for not passing the interview

pseudo orbit
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baller and i are homies

true glade
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idk i share no school servers with altf4

cold path
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zenit and i are homies

pseudo orbit
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@median hedge FUCK YOU YOU COPER

pseudo orbit
near swallow
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Same, you and I are the two sigmas

pseudo orbit
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LETS GOOOOOO

near swallow
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We stand together agains the 5 rings

pseudo orbit
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which office

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o7 arlington VA

tulip aspen
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men

pseudo orbit
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i know

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i hope you get them

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esp the quant ones

cold path
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who is arlington

pseudo orbit
sinful locust
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maybe

pseudo orbit
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it's going alright, im in several pipelines, but i missed out on amz and c1

somber solstice
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LRU cache seems so tedious to implement

pseudo orbit
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which i was kinda sad about

sinful locust
cold path
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random question

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why do ppl put their own face as their discord pfp

sinful locust
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keep looking forward to the next one 🫡

somber solstice
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why flame me

cold path
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no flame just question

sinful locust
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we all get where we're meant to be at the end of the day

somber solstice
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breh

pseudo orbit
sinful locust
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and itlle bthe best

near swallow
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Verbose

pseudo orbit
somber solstice
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yes 😭

cold path
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zenits pfp is also him

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btw

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my pfp is also me

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thats what i look like

pseudo orbit
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STOP DOX

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!avatar @pseudo orbit

warped daggerBOT
somber solstice
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🤤

pseudo orbit
cold path
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bidome

somber solstice
pseudo orbit
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BIDOME

somber solstice
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u too

pseudo orbit
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JOE BIDOME

cold path
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mods asleep post bidome

pseudo orbit
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who tf is mr clarkson, that's me

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WAT

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IM ZENIT

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NOT CLARKSON

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WHO IS CLARKSON

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IM GONNA PUNCH YOUR PRODUCER

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no most definitely not

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i would never publicly associate myself with this community

jaunty cove
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@sinful locust

somber solstice
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this screams no grass

pseudo orbit
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nah post it motherfucker

somber solstice
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anyways

near swallow
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Watching

somber solstice
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where do i get csc merch

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bro was gonna do a group buy

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for csc mwrch

jaunty cove
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i want that hat

near swallow
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If u delete it in 2 sec i will not ban

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Be quick

hardy patrol
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got hit with a memory of the bot in the official python discord getting hijacked and tagging everyone with an array of slurs it was ungovernable

near swallow
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I have a favor to ask u all

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But u cant say it was me

hardy patrol
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go on

near swallow
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Next time u see admin joey

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Ask us to change logo

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To rainbow rocket

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Only OGs know

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I have asked

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But we need more people

hardy patrol
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ive seen joey a total of 0 times in my time here

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but alright

near swallow
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No he will ignore u if u ping

pseudo orbit
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yeah lol he's only been on like thrice the entire duration of my cscd career

near swallow
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because u gremlins tag mods too much

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I want to make a gremlin role

hardy patrol
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make a pip role

near swallow
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We are all just some nobody

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Dont talk about others like that

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🤝

hardy patrol
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tell them to improve their behavior then ban them anyway

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make it lore accurate

somber solstice
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object oriented design nvm

near swallow
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Design tag on lc

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Kirb350 is best source for OOD

somber solstice
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OOD is gross i ngl

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for interview or for dev

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nvm then

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my c++ dev skill = 0

jaunty cove
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what kind of primer

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like an intro to the language

near swallow
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Such a thing would be amazing tbh. Like a big ass markdown of all cpp idiomatic syntax and then short stuff about what each version introduced, 11 to 23

jaunty cove
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learncpp / cppreference (good websites to reference) / the c++ programming language (book by the creator of C++)

near swallow
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Cpp documentation is such dogshit

true glade
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learnxiny

wicked bison
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no boost

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boosting the server gives you leetcode easy 100%

sinful locust
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@everyone

wicked bison
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i extorted roblox players for nitro

somber solstice
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fr i just woke up one day and said c++ time

wicked bison
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@everyone

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@here

somber solstice
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then whenever i couldn't do smth

sinful locust
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@feral void

somber solstice
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i used docs

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until I didn't have to anymore

wicked bison
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why c++

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u guys wanna create games

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Guys I do ML

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Monster Learning

near swallow
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Who the real monster

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The computer

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Or you

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🪞

pseudo orbit
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kirb how is yur job going

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i still remember kirb's communist phase

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and then he got a job with a good salary

cold path
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"phase" 🙄

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its not a phase mom!

near swallow
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Tldr is not good. Love the work, the stack, the people on team are nice, it’s challengung.
Bad: can be hard af, terrible onboarding, no mentorship, high expectations, internal culture sucks rn, am being expected to deliver at a level above mine asap.
It is bad enough that I want to leave at 1year

whole anvil
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@hidden mural where can I find Roblox LPs?

uneven sand
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Kirby i can do half your work for half of your salary

near swallow
wicked bison
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manipulate children to get the most money

uneven sand
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can you post again I didn’t see

near swallow
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Yahkub was the leader of a cult

wicked bison
near swallow
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And i negotiated peace with last year’s intern class the most degenerate group of people alive, through yahkub their leader

uneven sand
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Post again with the dox pls

wicked bison
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roblox doesnt follow the 3rd value

near swallow
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Tbh the good stories are from servers first year when it started in 2020

wicked bison
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also the 1st value

near swallow
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2021 new grads were great

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I am old

uneven sand
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I wasn’t even born in 2020 wtf

whole anvil
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@hidden mural also, how long did it take to hear back after the interview?

cold path
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pee

wicked bison
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collapse

shadow shard
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average tenure is active in the fall and gone rest of the year

cold path
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kirb what year were u born in

uneven sand
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@cold path is active year round

cold path
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if its the same year as me im killing myself

cold path
shadow shard
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once i sign my offer im dipping

cold path
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im the most OG member of this server btw

uneven sand
shadow shard
cold path
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why would those be the options

near swallow
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I would say people join late summer, stay active till Nov, then like half of those are here for Jan to May, and that’s it. And all throughout that year maybe a few of them stay active as chronic shitposters

cold path
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yeh

near swallow
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So 9mo

near cairn
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Anyone intern/interview with Toast?

uneven sand
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kirb lives at 43.5522° N, 87.9618° W

near swallow
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Like if u stay here past a year u are prob school grinder or no life

cold path
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dam

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ok gtg

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LMFAO

wicked bison
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no one has hoes here

cold path
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kirb perma-hoe scarer

wicked bison
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programmers get the most loyal wives

uneven sand
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if you’re a girl raise your hand

near swallow
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Stop saying hoe so much

wicked bison
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amazon

cold path
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⚒️

shadow shard
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im a hoe for citadel

cold path
shadow shard
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citadel gaming

uneven sand
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very low success rate

cold path
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dabi (leader of cscd revolution)

wicked bison
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L5 Google -> Wife

uneven sand
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gooble

somber solstice
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im holding off on getting a gf until post internship

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like unironically

uneven sand
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by the time you hit L5 at google you’re 45 tho

cold path
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im holding off on getting a gf until post death

shadow shard
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citadel is my gf

wicked bison
ionic gate
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💀

somber solstice
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just do all of b75 in 3 days

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22 ish lc per day

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seems reasonable to me

jaunty cove
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Thanks

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we will see

ionic gate
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Supp

shadow shard
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i did 0 lc this season

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jane street made me truly think about getting the rope out

somber solstice
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bro... no need to flex man 😭

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fracker is lc God

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confirmed

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@sinful locust this was the emote

near swallow
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30 days will get u wendys

somber solstice
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fracker does 5d hard dp in they sleep

shadow shard
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my strat is that if i see a problem i don't know how to do i tell my interviewer I've already done it before

near swallow
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Thats unethical go work for palantir

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🚀

shadow shard
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yessir

somber solstice
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ill just do every single LC so ill know every question

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gg

ionic gate
willow drift
somber solstice
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ill do every lc hard

hardy patrol
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gl

somber solstice
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that was cap

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some of.em r real hard

hardy patrol
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let me in

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shd here got roblox with like 38 b75 q

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ok we using the word free too leisurely

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jane street

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free

wicked bison
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is HRT free?

hardy patrol
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5r

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free

wicked bison
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no seriously

hardy patrol
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the only companies i list as free are like half of fortune 500 and amz/cap1

wicked bison
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which companies are the easiest to pass with b5

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b75*

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lyft?

low vale
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all companies i have gotten into are free

wicked bison
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damn uber is hard for no reason then

low vale
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google aboutta be free

wicked bison
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what should u study for doordash @honest spire

hardy patrol
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i have such a tunnel vision for internships that im actually looking forward to monday

plain lynx
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Does anyone know what to expect for google step?

low vale
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you had doordash phone?

wicked bison
plain lynx
low vale
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i don't wanna study man

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its on the 25th

hardy patrol
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tanz do you go to school in manhattan

low vale
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but i can feel myself failing

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i go to nyu

hardy patrol
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dang the big u

vague lion
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snowflake

low vale
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oh pog

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a friend of mine who's working on a startup is at hunter

hardy patrol
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are you in nyc frack

low vale
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well he's not in hunter

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he's taking a gap sem

hardy patrol
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based

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i just want the paper that says i have a degree in <subject>

low vale
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i just want the unconditional adoration of every human on earth

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is that too much?

hardy patrol
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not at all

somber solstice
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t1 school

low vale
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trying to set reasonable goals here

somber solstice
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what a cute cat

plain lynx
somber solstice
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bro ngl, midwest is slept on

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idc if it got mid in the name

plain lynx
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Where my Texas peeps at 🫶🏽

somber solstice
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ONG

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bro has Harvard hacks

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they don't have a fair sense of reality

low vale
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if you pass resume screen blind75 is enough for two sigma yes @inner kernel

sinful locust
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lol

somber solstice
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brian is living in an ivory tower fr

low vale
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ivy* tower

somber solstice
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ivory tower academic type shi

somber solstice
low vale
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yeah for swe right?

somber solstice
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BCZ UR HARVARD

low vale
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they don't ask that tough for swe

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its just

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they screen so hard man

somber solstice
low vale
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i think 2sig quant is p hard

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could be misremembering

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its more desirable because 'the grass is always greener'

#

you could nego google salary to be 2sig level

wide socket
#

how hard is iMC

#

hackerrank

low vale
#

supposedly

wide socket
sinful locust
#

delete

#

time to wipe

jaunty cove
#

not bad

wide socket
#

bet

#

gotta do Tik Tok and IMC tommorow, hackerranks

low vale
#

so i don't think 2sig would be all that if more people got in

jaunty cove
#

tiktok is 10x harder than imc

wide socket
#

wtf?

low vale
#

its just the scarcity

somber solstice
wide socket
#

oh naw

somber solstice
#

IT'S HELL

wide socket
#

really?

#

OH naw

somber solstice
#

yes i didnt ak it

#

colin did tho

low vale
#

you need higher offers that you're willing to let go of

#

because they're not matching

somber solstice
#

its all free qs except last q

#

and last q is 😢

low vale
#

but they can go 300+

somber solstice
#

bruuuh

low vale
#

free food?

#

nice

#

i would like cit offer 🥺

#

man i hate the part of me that waited to apply to cit

#

i applied right as they slowed down hiring

somber solstice
#

pbjpie is > top 1% im ngl

sinful locust
#

when did they slow down hiring lol

low vale
#

people were saying cit was mostly full like 1 week ago

sinful locust
#

seems like their in peak business

#

i highly doubt that

low vale
#

you sure

#

if so that means resume diff

#

not sure

sinful locust
#

better hope citseci snt full

low vale
#

the devil's in my brain rn

#

its telling me taking SIG

#

stay 1 more year

#

try for js

#

and citsec

#

depends on team

shadow shard
#

do both

low vale
#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

shadow shard
#

citadel has fall

low vale
#

cit won't move

#

you accepted offer, they almost never move after that

shadow shard
#

they won't? i asked my recruiter and it seemed like they could move

#

even after accepting

#

unless they capped at me

low vale
#

@inner kernel when you become the number 1 intern at cit

#

can you refer me

#

🥺

shadow shard
#

i hope i get to meet @inner kernel next summer

low vale
#

wait wait wait

shadow shard
#

what is X

low vale
#

what if i tell my de shaw recruiter that i got into another hft, would that speed me up 😳

#

thats the only other hft pipeline i might still be in

#

idk

shadow shard
#

desco can suck my n

low vale
#

they didn't insta reject me

shadow shard
#

citadel gaming

low vale
#

and they sent me that desco connect thing

#

which apparently isn't auto

jaunty cove
shadow shard
#

@inner kernel is there a citadel chat/server

somber solstice
low vale
#

yeah but a lot of people who applied also haven't gotten it

#

so that implies its not auto

sinful locust
#

no

#

idts

#

not yet

#

some ppl get hired into jan feb

#

so there are spaces

#

yo

astral dew
#

👋

sinful locust
#

JODY

#

MATATI

shadow shard
#

my recruiter implied summer/fall

astral dew
buoyant basin
#

is cit > citsec or same?

fervent flax
#

Roblox vs Bloomberg ( which one better for quant next year) asking for a friend

fervent flax
#

Genuine question

#

Bb is fintench and IB hear more ppl get into quant from there

#

Idk

astral dew
#

lol. I mean one is banking and the other is gaming

fervent flax
#

Bloomberg

astral dew
#

I’d go bloom

fervent flax
#

Fair

near swallow
#

Roblox seems like higher hiring bar

#

I would go there

quaint bolt
#

citsec people generally say is better

near swallow
#

If u already have strong names the cpp experience at bb could help but idk how quant works

uneven sand
#

id take roblox over bb for tech

astral dew
uneven sand
#

bb for quant ig but idk how much of a difference it makes

quaint bolt
#

friend and I have equivalent exp but he got js (he has bbg)

soft atlas
#

is it fine if i get a referral to a place after i submit my application?

#

or do i have to resubmit

astral dew
sinful locust
#

sleep

sinful locust
near swallow
#

^might actually be right

jaunty cove
#

isnt it both

#

i thought they do almost all financial stuff

crisp berry
#

faang explicitly?? or just big n

karmic sky
#

does bb only take people with cpp background?

crisp berry
#

how are you guys talking to jane street recruiters

#

events?

jaunty cove
#

u mean using react to build stuff, or working on react itself

#

i use WazowskiStare for everything

#

yea ur right

#

i bet its cool to be working on react itself

near swallow
#

I was also told this

#

And i did a 4 day program at js

#

Dumb little program

crisp berry
#

where do you find these events

near swallow
#

Maybe now i do yeah but as a student no

crisp berry
#

virtual?

near swallow
#

Deleted for safety

#

Feel free to add tho

#

U prob do have me

#

It’s ok others have said it

crisp berry
#

I am coming to your house now

near swallow
#

But im trying to avoid now

#

Ok bring tequila

#

I mean yeah u can find me easy knowing that but if u just want link dm me

muted summit
#

i dont even have C++ on my resume and i got onsite with BB

#

hopefully that doesnt effect me later kekw_recession_edition

golden root
#

Don’t think it matters I did on-site on Monday with Python and no complaints sounds like they have a lot of Django/Python teams now anyways

muted summit
#

i need to figure out c++

#

cool

#

after this week

#

its do or die for me

#

thanks :D

somber solstice
#

cscd cf gang sounds cool

gloomy moon
#

How to not get ghosted

honest zodiac
#

My final with Waystar Royco is on monday I’m nervous

near swallow
#

Goated comment^

slow umbra
#

does the cscd codeforce python gang exist 4KEKW

old kelp
#

Does anyone have a reliable place to get the Grokking for Coding stuff from

#

I legit look and most of them always end up being "path too long" when I decompress

vestal seal
#

so glad that coconut guy is gone but now he's in all the 'zon discords

#

... on an alt??

#

he's not able to be @'ed and isn't on the memberlist

#

maybe the real driedcoconut was the friends we made along the way

jaunty cove
#

Cope

#

he is watching over us from heaven

hollow sorrel
#

I did amzn oa 3 weeks ago and no response should I email them?

#

or is it normal that it takes that long

fervent flax
#

lol at least I know why I was rejected after amazon (did reactjs at the zon)

somber solstice
#

who is goku

low vale
halcyon wedge
low vale
#

It is

#

I know cpp fine

#

I don't know the stl well

halcyon wedge
#

Like, it was coursework for me in my 2nd year

low vale
#

That was only briefly touched upon for me

#

Mostly we made our own datastructures

halcyon wedge
low vale
#

Which was useful for learning but I didn't learn the stl

#

It won't be too difficult tho I think

halcyon wedge
#

It ain’t, it’s just a matter of getting used to it

#

Like any other lib

fervent flax
#

whats better citadel or optiver for intern?

halcyon wedge
#

I’d pick Optiver

low vale
#

Cit has better rep I think

halcyon wedge
#

Depends on what you’re looking for

low vale
#

Since it's for intern I think it might be better

#

Worse wlb tho

fervent flax
#

optiver in chicago cit in nyc

#

what if location matters?

#

I heard both are like "hire to fire"

halcyon wedge
fervent flax
#

ah kk

low vale
#

Cit hires to fire for citadel specifically and only for quant traders

fervent flax
#

I heard both places have not the greatest return offer rates or smth

low vale
#

Cit sec is safe

#

They just won't hire you

fervent flax
#

lol

low vale
#

Yeah

#

But they don't hire to fire

fervent flax
#

oh I guess hire to fire in terms of like I can't return or smth

#

I won't coast but like

#

feels a little suss

novel lily
#

Will twitter open summer 23 internships

hard plover
#

Pinterest or stripe y’all?

quaint bolt
#

If you’re also planning on going to either of those FT then Pinterest else stripe

#

Is what I’d do

hard plover
#

What about in terms of resume

#

That’s what I’m mainly looking for

#

Which one will open more doors

burnt spoke
#

If recruiter says u got the offer but there is no offer letter yet is it safe to assume u got an offer

quaint bolt
#

Not until you get your offer letter

quaint bolt
rancid flume
hard plover
#

No this is for first time internship

quaint bolt
#

Oh stripe then

mystic depot
#

will meta ever open for summer 23 sad_cowboy sad_cowboy sad_cowboy sad_cowboy sad_cowboy

north portal
#

for like five days

#

and i dont think they are even taking interns

thorny wharf
#

it was for waterloo students only

mystic depot
#

someone said it was an accident which was only for U waterloo students

north portal
#

the menlo park one?

thorny wharf
#

yeah

mystic depot
north portal
#

damn

mystic depot
north portal
#

thats explains

north portal
#

and they didnt even have apps or timelines

#

shit company

thorny wharf
#

idk some other meta interns i talked to said they don't expect for them to hire interns this year

mystic depot
#

damn

#

fallen from grace

north portal
#

tbh Meta isnt worth it for me anymore, if there's no job security then ill just try for other faangs

#

like id take amazon over meta

mystic depot
#

fully wanted to work for facebook since i wanted to become a swe. how far they have fallen is crazy sad_cowboy sad_cowboy sad_cowboy sad_cowboy sad_cowboy sad_cowboy

north portal
#

honestly so happy im a sophomore

#

seniors have such a shit situation rn

mystic depot
#

hopefully things will be a little better when i grad

north portal
mystic depot
#

looks bleak tho tbh

north portal
#

true, but for anyone who was looking to move up a tier in company or anything

#

its been hell

golden root
#

Amazon unironically > than meta now

north portal
#

especially with the meta rejects flooding the market

north portal
honest zodiac
#

How did cit go

loud jetty
#

Did anyone get an interview for Bank of America Global Technology Summer Analyst Program

north portal
#

u should just ask ur recruiter or a coordinator

north portal
#

at a career fair one of the Bofa recruiters said hes trying to aim for a novemberish timeline for interviews to start

#

so idk if thats still the case or whether its been changed

loud jetty
north portal
#

oh, its just like why bofa, and shit

#

maybe a coding question or two

#

explain ur thoughts on why u coded said question

loud jetty
north portal
#

yea prob

#

not super hard questions considering its Bofa, id think u would get like LC easy

loud jetty
#

Do they ask conceptual stuff

north portal
#

but anything goes so just be on top of ur game

#

idk

#

id expect behaviourals and coding questions, not conceptual shit

loud jetty
#

Alright

#

Thank you so much

north portal
#

ye np

hardy patrol
#

i think it still works but you can cheese hirevues with firevue

#

on git

#

absolutely loathe one way video interviews so its a dirty way to get around it by preparing your answers in advance

soft basin
#

agreed

#

i’ve ghosted all my hirevues tho

grizzled cradle
#

anyone do atlassian technical phone screen?

honest forum
#

Can you ask for a location change for your Amazon internship, if you got an offer?

past comet
#

no lol

soft basin
slow veldt
#

oh i just noticed the filter lmao

#

the first list is bigger so id assume theres some non-linkedin tagged questions included

old kelp
hardy patrol
#

csmajors on their way to create a thread on every single microsoft offer process to ask for the timeline

mystic depot
#

i always thought the OA was given and then they give the screen if u passed the OA lol

sinful locust
#

msft recruiting is a meme

hardy patrol
#

they dont really have an oa just a phone screen that sometimes has a codability link

mystic depot
sinful locust
#

they have THE most incompetent recruiters

hardy patrol
#

did you get rejected

low vale
#

msft has a goofy process for a goofy company

mystic depot
low vale
#

🙂

sinful locust
#

it was taking too long to even reject me

#

didnt wanna give them the satisfaction

mystic depot
#

usa

#

defo ghosted

sinful locust
#

sadcat

hardy patrol
#

like 9/10 people here who have vitriol for msft got rejected when they expected their faang/quant exp to make it a breeze

#

ive noticed

mystic depot
low vale
#

except no faang

mystic depot
#

msft?

hardy patrol
#

i heard they dont give af about school but who knows whats right

mystic depot
#

damn maybe thats why they took so long for me and waitlisted me

mystic depot
#

short waitlist tho, was chillin for one day XD

low vale
#

they have dedicated recruiters for specific schools

mystic depot
hardy patrol
#

im in the 1/10 of msft haters that just hates the company because they keep forcing me to update windows

low vale
#

nah dog company because they resume rejected me

hardy patrol
#

(and also left my app on read)

low vale
#

no other resaon

low vale
#

also windows 11 is an abomination

hardy patrol
#

fax

#

msft got good products

mystic depot
#

yoooo thats a good point

hardy patrol
#

lil cappish

mystic depot
#

damn didn't even think about excel

low vale
hardy patrol
low vale
#

i guess xbox

#

is p good

mystic depot
hardy patrol
#

i use google sheets yea

#

fuck paying for excel

low vale
#

I personally prefer handcrafter german knives

#

makes murder easier

#

cuts through muscle like butter

hardy patrol
#

any word on if zon is sending out oa's again

low vale
#

Krishna

mystic depot
#

thats a pretty good observation ngl

low vale
#

have you collected your first dub yet?

#

I will check back in 1 week

#

excel is as easy to use as sheets

mystic depot
#

ye, imo good products are simple and easy to use. very little training should be required

low vale
#

it just has some higher level functionalities

mystic depot
#

excel isn't too bad tho tbh, never used the advanced features a lot tho

#

done some VBA flippin years ago and it was a very bad experience KEKW

#

i also think some people get certifications for microsoft products just to put something on their linkedin 4KEKW

jaunty cove
#

What does excel have to do with git?

mystic depot
jaunty cove
#

Oh lol

hardy patrol
#

the fuck is jet brains

jaunty cove
#

vim > vscode > every other ide

mystic depot
#

nah windows phone OS is like the best OS of all time

jaunty cove
#

ok thats the same thing

#

i use neovim too

mystic depot
hardy patrol
#

notepad++ >>

hollow sun
#

jetbrains vim keybinds >>>>>

jaunty cove
#

github

atomic willow
#

W

jaunty cove
#

and typescript

#

thats it tho

hardy patrol
#

oh word

atomic willow
#

word

mystic depot
#

windows vista

#

this tbh

jaunty cove
#

Clion makes me wNt to kms

hardy patrol
#

im calling cap vscode works perfectly fine

jaunty cove
#

I like how i cna just use vim or vscode for anything

hardy patrol
#

bros supporting evidence is two purple links

mystic depot
#

dreamweaver is just better than jetbrains tbh

jaunty cove
mystic depot
mystic depot
hardy patrol
#

i have 6 billion sources that prove your wrong

#

agree to disagree

jaunty cove
#

Verbally accepting the offer and then not signing the offer is a lot less bad than signing the offer and then reneging

mystic depot
jaunty cove
#

you die

#

never renege palantir or raytheon

mystic depot
#

ceo of FANG shows up at my house and arrests me KEKW

#

rip

jaunty cove
#

thats cring

mystic depot
#

daaaaammmmmmn

jaunty cove
#

Yea

#

they probably have it in excel too yep

mystic depot
#

yo that guys a legend, he fully added my university after i asked him

jaunty cove
#

why do you both with the cats pfp show up at the same time

#

Lmao

mystic depot
#

yo those two pfps got me confused lmfao

#

they look so alike

#

note taken

atomic willow
#

@hidden mural

mystic depot
#

smh companies can withdraw offers but people cant renege smh smh

soft basin
#

u can renege with amazon

jaunty cove
#

either one is breaking a contract

soft basin
#

unfortunately companies can rescind offers anytime

#

just a shit system

mystic depot
atomic willow
#

did you announce your offer yet bro

soft basin
#

my biggest fear is amazon rescinding offers but in that scenarios all of us would be fucked

atomic willow
#

damn bro

verbal iris
#

Tell the ramen wall

low vale
#

who?

jaunty cove
quaint bolt
jaunty cove
#

I saw that

#

Like wtf

#

Just do the patterns

#

Youre first job is gonna be better thsn most people ever get their whole lives

heavy magnet
#

anyone got insight into data science interviews for faang?

#

is it like leetcode + stats

low vale
#

they have to study to make over 200k in their early twenties

autumn iris
#

I just got done with Doordash oa

#

wtf

#

so discouraged rn...

#

Can anyone help me wtf I just went through

#

I'd just like to understand at least

#

The first one was a shortest route problem

#

I am given a graph with n nodes and 3 of them are named a,b,c

#

they all have weights

#

find the shortest path from a to b while "passing by" c

#

backtracking on an edge does not count as extra travel

jaunty cove
#

Thats just shortest path from A to C and shortest path from C to B

autumn iris
#

It is, but doing the backtracking thing was very confusing

jaunty cove
#

you dont need to do backtracking

versed rivet
#

has anyone tried moving amazon to fall 2023

#

for over the summer

jaunty cove
#

@sinful locust

somber solstice
#

the OA for Doordash

#

if u use an edge

#

it has 0 cost

#

so that doesnt actually work

#

i think the optimal solution was disjoint set and union brute force im ngl

jaunty cove
#

It asked for shortest path but didnt want shortest path?

somber solstice
#

(there was probably way better but is lazzzyy)

willow drift
#

why did microsoft transfer my app from university students to university graduateswazowski_standing

somber solstice
jaunty cove
#

There are costs? or do you actually want the shortest path

autumn iris
somber solstice
#

that doesnt work bcz the shortest path from A to and A to C is not guaranteed to contain the optimal middle node

#

what is the "middle" node?

#

(the secret is that there is no middle node)