swe is 50
#2023_summer
quaint bolt
jaunty cove
How much time do you have to study
jaunty cove
Tf
jaunty cove
U just read this now or they just sent it to you?
uneven sand
jaunty cove
Idk
quaint bolt
you’ll do well if you can bs 
proud crag
when is interview? u can proabbly BFS grokking system design or something @low vale
low vale
jaunty cove
Nah cause sig swe’s are code monkeys
uneven sand
hfts as sys design
spark hearth
uneven sand
but it's easy
jaunty cove
Ostep
spark hearth
but it's easy
no
jaunty cove
Good luck
uneven sand
just say load balancer websocket rpc sharding
dusk kayak
i need to learn the sys design buzzwords
dusk kayak
just say load balancer websocket rpc sharding
just like this 
gloomy plover
look who's living in the moment
proud crag
just tell them you would shart the database
gloomy plover
lmfao
naive kayak
anyone interviewed with adp?
jagged mural
anyone interviewed with adp?
thats crazy i just clocked out on adp
naive kayak
lmao
proud crag
@naive kayak me and my friedn both are stuck on page 1. how did u get to page 2
cant be resume rejection cuz m friend is cracked
naive kayak
i just clicked next
proud crag
did u autofill ur address and stuff?
naive kayak
did u fill out all fields marked with *
proud crag
or manually or what
naive kayak
i think autoo
proud crag
i think so, all have green check except for country which has nothing
naive kayak
try through a diff browser
jagged mural
anyone interviewed with adp?
the app is so shit and the site
proud crag
ok
jagged mural
i literally cant open it on chrome it errors out
proud crag
what browser are you @naive kayak
naive kayak
the app is so shit and the site
ill let them know 👍
proud crag
let me try urs
naive kayak
chrome
jagged mural
quick clock never works
proud crag
im chrome too :(
naive kayak
im chrome too :(
incognito ftw
minor night
thoughts on palantir intern vs waiting on meta return intern
jagged mural
thoughts on palantir intern vs waiting on meta return intern
accept palantir and be ready to renege
minor night
jagged mural
def dont count on meta
minor night
Is it worth it to renege palantir for Meta
I feel like it's safer to just take palantir
But I'm also scared of losing out on Meta
Okay bet
I was thinking of taking palantir anyways
But just wanted to confirm I was making the smart choice
jagged mural
Is it worth it to renege palantir for Meta
cant wait till i can just code in my oculus instead of havign 3 monitors
jaunty cove
My eyes would be fried
low vale
lowkey hoping that my interviewers don't come
jagged mural
https://techcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Screen-Shot-2022-08-19-at-2.13...
sweet baby rayes
low vale
north portal
ok wtf
jagged mural
dusk kayak
the worst part is that sweet baby ray's is gas
jagged mural
holy shit 0 people in intern process channel have gotten hrt offer
woeful lynx
Did you just count the “HRT offer” ? Because there is no proof that they really got offer 😅
Maybe they just post it for whatever other reason
jaunty cove
I think n3 is doing hrt am i wrong
jagged mural
I think n3 is doing hrt am i wrong
he got hrt return but taking js next summer i think
woeful lynx
he got hrt return but taking js next summer i think
Top notch person in the house
jagged mural
Top notch person in the house
interesting personality
honest zodiac
What’s with meta making people come into office just to do meetings virtually with VR tech
Society is falling deeper into dysfunction everyday
jagged mural
the worst part is that sweet baby ray's is gas
woeful lynx
that's antithetical to office culture
Imagine “the office” tv show was all in VR
quaint bolt
gloomy plover
Imagine “the office” tv show was all in VR
they would lol
how about vr interviews - those would play out nice at first
jaunty cove
What’s with meta making people come into office just to do meetings virtually wi...
Its like theyre trying to imitate a parody sketch
gloomy plover
then get fucking exhausting
gloomy plover
being smart
jaunty cove
Is he
honest zodiac
He’s just another relentless capitalist
woeful lynx
You don’t have to be a genius to go to good unis?
shell thistle
i would assume its easier to do good on like algebra 2 and the SAT than run a global company
gloomy plover
that is true
woeful lynx
i would assume its easier to do good on like algebra 2 and the SAT than run a gl...
Nah global company is easier because you have a lot of people who do the work for you.
You just delegate
At that level I assume
shell thistle
ok bruh go run facebook
woeful lynx
ok bruh go run facebook
I already applied
shell thistle
woeful lynx
Hope to get CEO internship 😎
honest zodiac
This principle is so interesting
gloomy plover
fr lol
gloomy plover
nah being farmer is the meta
just count your chicks before they hatch
hire people on your behalf
wary harbor
anyone done sentry interview?
gloomy plover
mr. gay
pseudo orbit
ppl were shitting on it in the same post bc "it takes half the internship just to get your software installs approved"
and then the work isnt even meaningful
wary harbor
yo yall thik its good to email your interviewer back saying something?
pseudo orbit
yo yall thik its good to email your interviewer back saying something?
probs cant hurt
unless youre socially incompetent
hardy patrol
want to fast forward time i dont like being in interview purgatory anymore
jaunty cove
Remember what happened to adam sandler in click
Dont forget to stop and smell the roses
jade elm
want to fast forward time i dont like being in interview purgatory anymore
have u heard back from zon yet?
hardy patrol
ngl i put a lot on pause just to grind lc so the faster i yank the splinter the faster i can get back to smelling the roses
sick oar
Microsoft ghost bros. They cannot hold to a deadline 😭🙏😹🙏😭😹😹🙏😭
hardy patrol
have u heard back from zon yet?
they stopped hiring waves for people who applied late aug
so no
stable shell
Microsoft ghost bros. They cannot hold to a deadline 😭🙏😹🙏😭😹😹🙏😭
whats ur portal’s status? i had final yesterday and it now shows “completed”
jaunty cove
If youre in interview purgatory, rhen you cant change anything
sick oar
whats ur portal’s status? i had final yesterday and it now shows “completed”
scheduled
jade elm
they stopped hiring waves for people who applied late aug
that's weird, what does ur portal look like? i've noticed there are multiple job IDs for swe tho
jaunty cove
Whats stopping you from living like that rn
quaint bolt
Microsoft ghost bros. They cannot hold to a deadline 😭🙏😹🙏😭😹😹🙏😭
it's gonna be a week and my school hasn't been able to confirm msft yet
I assume bc no one replies
quaint bolt
i assume loo's got ins at msft and they can bypass my recruiter and ask them instead lol
sick oar
it's gonna be a week and my school hasn't been able to confirm msft yet <:kekw_r...
bruh 😹😹
should i just gently remind my recruiter
jaunty cove
Im gojng to add my next amazon interviewer when the chime meeting starts regardless of whether they show up
hardy patrol
Whats stopping you from living like that rn
extreme tunnel vision on securing the offer so anytime i dont do anything in prep for it it feels like a waste of time
fell for the classic trap
sick oar
I’m annoying my recruiter and scheduled fr
quaint bolt
:bedge:
jaunty cove
extreme tunnel vision on securing the offer so anytime i dont do anything in pre...
Yeah its a fallacy
But its hard to avoid it
sick oar
schedule sent smth for 11:00
jaunty cove
something something you can do 20% of the effort as long as its in the right places and get the same results
sick oar
we’ll see
past comet
anyone interviewed with palantir got to know their team before hand ?
wary harbor
me putting 100% on gettting 0%
hardy patrol
yea im self aware of the bear trap im in with this mindset but i know its super temporary anyway
quaint bolt
it's fallen off 
jaunty cove
I dont think waterloo is real
First off ive never met a canadian. Second everyone who goes to waterloo lives in canada. Therefore nobody who goes to waterloo is real
pseudo orbit
i wish every 2023 grad that delayed grad to 2024 a shitty life
hardy patrol
what i do
dull canopy
Anyone know how splunk final is?
pseudo orbit
ur stealing our jobs you coward bitch
violet kelp
Dawg Microsoft asks sys design????
hardy patrol
their my jobs now
quaint bolt
sounds like a skill issue to me
pseudo orbit
their my jobs now
i can tell with your pfp
violet kelp
I didn’t get a codility link for my first interview so apparently they ask sys design then wtf
hardy patrol
hoarding every tech offer like a dragon with gold
pseudo orbit
hoarding every tech offer like a dragon with gold
:zenit_cry_to_sleep:
pseudo orbit
I got 0 interviews thru it
lmao cuz companies kept filtering by GPA?
jaunty cove
Then if you apply directly without waterworks they assume you have a 4.0 gpa and you just forgot to apply on their internal site 
wary harbor
whats a co-op
quaint bolt
Then if you apply directly without waterworks they assume you have a 4.0 gpa and...
most companies that post only post on the internal site anyways
so we don't apply externally to those
it's better to apply externally tho bc no gpa
quaint bolt
what does thatmean
they want to play halo reach with their friends
jaunty cove
i feel like it would take a decade to go through the administration at most schools @sinful locust
gloomy plover
lol
plush girder
gloomy plover
imagine though
wary harbor
on ha lmao
wary harbor
😈
hardy patrol
im convinced sushi was telling people to stop leetcoding and companies were full all the time to cut the competition
gloomy plover
it's sad but most classmates don't really talk about this stuff like yall do
jaunty cove
He was
gloomy plover
it's hard to relate cause everyone's so busy
maybe that's just my college cause it feels awfully secluded for such a small school environment so i don't know what people are up to
hardy patrol
@autumn maple how are you cracked with no prior experience
wary harbor
it's sad but most classmates don't really talk about this stuff like yall do
about what
hardy patrol
bro passed msft screen with a blank resume
gloomy plover
just manifesting internships, xp and applying
jaunty cove
Yes
gloomy plover
i totally get tht lol
wary harbor
bro passed msft screen with a blank resume
no way
hardy patrol
im telling you i need a fucking anime girl pfp to boost my chances
gloomy plover
i just wish more ppl at my school were like this haha
yea ppl in my school just don't seem neurotic
jaunty cove
Anime pfp is a result of having no life and being cracked not the other way around
hardy patrol
im a broken record with how often i say it but ill quit the grind as soon as i hit faang+
wary harbor
my pfp is me
hardy patrol
anything to make certain i dont go back to working as a cook for min wage
jaunty cove
I think ive done irreversible damage to my mental health and i will never be happy with any salary
hardy patrol
i asked n3 if he ever felt any joy from getting offers anymore
wary harbor
bro i had a interview yesterday for this small company idk if i should email em
wary harbor
did n3 get banned?
coarse vigil
Amazon final got asked to implement merge sort
hardy patrol
when he said he genuinely doesnt feel anything anymore i decided to avoid the dopamine rush of tc chasing until my receptors inevitably calcify and im just a money making goblin
hardy patrol
im aware of the temptation thats why ive blogposted just how happy ill be with faang so when i get it i can read back
wary harbor
the opiest mf banned?
proud crag
is it safe to assume i passed the previous stage when i get the next one
hardy patrol
heisenberg of cs majors went through his final arc
wary harbor
is it safe to assume i passed the previous stage when i get the next one
nah they bouta interview to reject u
proud crag
i didnt get all test cases in a hackerrank but i got to the next stage (one way interview)
which makes me sus that i didnt pass and they auto send the oen way interview since thats not with a human either
jaunty cove
Its imc huh
proud crag
yes
jaunty cove
Idk
jaunty cove
People got rejected with perfect
proud crag
swan 🎵
proud crag
People got rejected with perfect
but rejected=no one way interview right
so is it safe to assume i passed and am not in "already failed but havent been told yet" purgatory
jaunty cove
I think so
low vale
it was somewhat low level
proud crag
wym
low vale
for sig
somber solstice
LC isnt everything, Resume matters too
low vale
break in between
proud crag
did u shard anything
low vale
yeah
proud crag
cool
proud crag
LC isnt everything, Resume matters too
smh
its not my fault i dont go to target school, have sub 3.5 gpa, and have half assed bullet points
jaunty cove
resume matters so much more than lc
proud crag
what matters on reusme? personal projects that show passion and good company names?
or what
jaunty cove
school experience gpa
proud crag
u mean specific to hft right
jaunty cove
seems like any company
somber solstice
GPA doesn't matter too much from what ive heard (depends on firm)
Experience is #1
proud crag
i thought companies interview a lot of ppl with at least ok resumes (mine is t50 school 3.39 gpa and arista networks intern)
somber solstice
thankful i have so many connections at my uni to get research
kind sable
does gpa really matter that much
somber solstice
usually, no
kind sable
i was under the impression that like at least 3.5 is good
somber solstice
hm i have a 3.86
low vale
3.3+ is supposedly overkill
low vale
but i would like to maintain above a 3.7
somber solstice
i want high gpa just for scholarships n stuff
low vale
i think i need to maintain a 2.5 for my scholarship lmao
proud crag
how else do i improve my resume? i have 3-4 more semesters and ability to do research, get gpa above 3.5, and 1-2 more internships
is there anything else i would want or need
dull pike
Has anyone scheduled LinkedIn interview recently?
low vale
how else do i improve my resume? i have 3-4 more semesters and ability to do res...
i mean if you do that you're above like 99% of cs majors lol
jaunty cove
can you be a ta
proud crag
(but im below 99% of physics majors cuz every class there gives everyone a free A 😭 )
somber solstice
TA is mid, get a real dev job at mid firm
proud crag
i have real dev job at a comapny
do u think ta would look good to hft even eith other exp
i thought faang values lc over resume
gloomy plover
sounds sound to me
low vale
big n likes resume
proud crag
i have prev intern
gloomy plover
and if you have no xp , then projects and gpa are next on the list ig
low vale
^
somber solstice
i thought faang values lc over resume
ur chance of getting job is rly high if u get interview. having cracked resume raises chance for interview. grinding leetcode is to ensure u get role.
proud crag
amazon is cradked
low vale
amazon is quite good res val
sinful locust
like amazon will prob get u most interviews
somber solstice
everyone has to roll the dice, resume and lc are ways to raise ur chances
but lc is post resume
proud crag
being so good at lc that you have to stop wasting ur time practicing lc 😭
somber solstice
being so good at lc that you have to stop wasting ur time practicing lc 😭
i mean it has diminishing marginal returns
i do lc for fun tho ngl
scenic sluice
I fumbled the bag on an LC easy last night how to feel better
somber solstice
my dad told me abt it in hs and that's what i did instead of paying attention in clas
gloomy plover
career fairs are clutch
gloomy plover
well for me it's felt pretty fruitful
somber solstice
I fumbled the bag on an LC easy last night how to feel better <:sadge:7471690389...
u have manga tho
gg
somber solstice
low, i dont submit unless i actually solved it myself
and didn't look at solution
only 170 solved
gloomy plover
cscareers grindset
somber solstice
on one acct
somber solstice
i also have like a good few on codeforces
somber solstice
ur dad told u to LC?
i asked him what i should study/make to get better at cs. he said i should do lc.
jaunty cove
Lol
scenic sluice
u have manga tho
I dont
somber solstice
tho when i was a kid he used to give me lc questions too
somber solstice
how the fuck did you get such a broken spawn seed
i didnt. midwest, parents wanted me to do premed, did sports instead of academic stuff
proud crag
tho when i was a kid he used to give me lc questions too
how old is ur dad hol shit
somber solstice
yeah, i started programming in 3rd grade... then stopped from 7th-10th bcz i thot i was gonna do premed
somber solstice
how old is ur dad hol shit
he's old
proud crag
how does he know leetcode exist
gloomy plover
based
scenic sluice
he's underpaid imo
How much
proud crag
lol
somber solstice
or anything
proud crag
u really think a dad making 250k should grind for a higher role instead of raising his kids
wooden shard
I thought 250k in Midwest is great
somber solstice
hes a great dad
he chooses to work where he does
bcz he likes the wlb
and can spend more.time with family
which i rly appreciate
but i also know hes worht more
somber solstice
u really think a dad making 250k should grind for a higher role instead of raisi...
bro he is remote, lots of free time, good merch, great team, paid business trips
he fr got me into cs
proud crag
sounds like hes getting paid enough
somber solstice
yeah we're chilling now
proud crag
and pursuing higher tc wouldnt be worth
somber solstice
yeah, ur right
proud crag
at the expense of free time, trips, family
somber solstice
but he says the moment i get into big tech
he will apply same company
so he can flex on me
proud crag
lol
somber solstice
would be rly cool to work with him
north portal
once i was 7 years old
proud crag
ecause whoever wins is still a family member winning
somber solstice
yeah trying to beat my dad at lc made me grind
scenic sluice
I thought 250k in Midwest is great
It is beyond great
somber solstice
he was sad abt colege apps
cant look bad again
gonna secure the bag
make family proud
simple garden
Dawg you been here for 1 day and have 600 messages please touch grass
north portal
wait Lukas Graham is hilarious
all of their albums are just called Lukas Graham and the same album pic
actual trolling
past comet
bruhh 💀
past comet
this is amazon but I asked them to consider for fall 2023
hardy patrol
cant be real
past comet
why did the application ask for fall consideration if they are not hiring for winter
halcyon wedge
Not again
somber solstice
gg
past comet
robinhood codesignal is gca ?
clever grail
north portal
OH SHIT
obsidian olive
No only one
hollow field
how did it go
formal mantle
which one would y’all say is better: amazon propel or uber star?
hollow field
which one would y’all say is better: amazon propel or uber star?
u r prob fine either way tho lol
id lean amazon cuz higher internship return potential
resume value either r fine
formal mantle
idk i feel like idek what the amazon propel program is but uber told me most of what i’d do and even gave me the team i’d work on. plus i heard amazon culture is pretty toxic
jaunty cove
uber down 20% this month
hollow field
10 years from now u would prob have a diff job lol
like uber wouldnt even be on resume
spark hearth
uber would be legacy
hollow field
im going with perspective that theyre trying to use uber to get big company next year
jaunty cove
i would remove it
i dont plan to stay at companies long enough for there to be room for any internships after a few yers
would rather have bullet points about full time jobs
hollow field
cuz if its based on returns, then amazon
spark hearth
hop every 2 years
hollow field
flip a coin
spark hearth
i want to coast now
formal mantle
id lean amazon cuz higher internship return potential
the propel program has a 20% retention rate 💀
hollow field
the propel program has a 20% retention rate 💀
ok nvm then damn
hollow field
for anyone here who had linkedin behavioral, jw was resume type or more STAR type?
i have it in 40 minutes please help me
hollow field
its prob a bit later
jaunty cove
damn
low vale
ng tc with return bonus is 230
jaunty cove
what are the odds of getting a ml team with no ml experience 
formal mantle
for amazon they tell team 60 days before start
jaunty cove
Damn
well im not gettgin apple
i meant amazon specifically
idk
i honestly have no idea what im talking about
im just theorizing
spark hearth
amazon a2i
hollow field
@wary whale its in the image lmao (linkedin)
jaunty cove
amazon a2i
what is a and what is i
spark hearth
m2u
jaunty cove
thanks
hollow field
amazon 126
spark hearth
sad
hollow field
@spark hearth dont u have c1 return
spark hearth
bruh i do NOT want to go back to c1
somber solstice
c1 mid, c2 >
hollow field
yeah u got screwed with team placement
jaunty cove
what are you gonna buy with the c1 internship moeny
hollow field
team placement was an rng algo lol
spark hearth
if i return to c1, no one will hire me
hollow field
wdym, u getting interviews right?
jaunty cove
what about amazon bro
hollow field
me reading while not getting oa
spark hearth
my resume is so trash
jaunty cove
i will give you referral
hollow field
wait wdym howd he imply it? also what level were your tech qs
leaden seal
Microsoft's behavioral interviewer said that I have provided the best answer on one of the tech behavioral questions that he has heard his entire life hiring people
how fucking pogchamp is this
jaunty cove
its so sad
spark hearth
Microsoft's behavioral interviewer said that I have provided the best answer on ...
can u say ur answer here?
jaunty cove
im going to scroll through all your connectinos and search for Kyoko Berry
hollow field
what he was saying is multiple teams will look at your thing, so dw about it just being him
that might not be enough to imply that tho anyways
were your qs focued on resume
jaunty cove
linkedin algo dev
uneven sand
isn't linkedin all java
hollow field
rnt most of us juniors LMAO
low vale
sig recruiter emailed me saying they'd get back to me next week 👀
uneven sand
how
jaunty cove
i would be conflicted between imc and linkedin
uneven sand
i only got offer once i got matched to a specific team
jaunty cove
good thing i will never have to decide bc
uneven sand
i talked to my manager
low vale
if internship is any less than 100 an hour i will riot
uneven sand
2 weeks
jaunty cove
its less than $100 an hour
uneven sand
lol
jaunty cove
its only for traders
uneven sand
did you not get to talk with your manager
quaint bolt
I worked at ABCD
low vale
still hope its like 60 tho
hollow field
i swear if im going to get rejected, im praying that its not through a call
i kinda hate how they do that
what the hell
low vale
you've missed 8 offers
hollow field
howd u think your final went
gloomy plover
Lol
uneven sand
swe
low vale
10k signing bonus is huge
jaunty cove
yea thats nice
low vale
ah shit
jaunty cove
W collector tanz
low vale
am trader now
low vale
W collector tanz
didn't get the offer yet plz no jinx
spark hearth
i posted my resume in #1019675142248468601 btw
royal pagoda
what codesignal score does netflix swe intern look for
muted summit
ahhh shit
versed kestrel
what codesignal score does netflix swe intern look for
You got oa? 
gentle scroll
what score do i need for databricks?
crisp berry
I need netflix oa
versed kestrel
Bc its not auto, i think 800+ would be fine
crisp berry
can you submit netflix referral post humonously
crisp berry
if netflix gives me a chance to give them my 849
muted summit
I heard people who also got 3rd interviews got guarantees
crisp berry
i can do it
low vale
wait netflix giving out oas?
muted summit
took it last fri
like everyone who ik in the process this year
had 3 interviews
so i hope its good
maybe they secretly do 3 interviews most of the time
crisp berry
HRT interview???
did you get it just now?
low vale
not too many people got it
somber solstice
i cant believe i got it
congrats
low vale
I think @inner kernel got hrt phone too?
low vale
he might be able to answer questions for you if he did
somber solstice
so did @stone yacht i think
crisp berry
i want to know if im fucked because i submitted oa on the 25th of August and still didn't hear back
does HRT send rejects though or do they just ghost like google
wooden shard
does HRT send rejects though or do they just ghost like google
they send rejects
summer dome
Send that my way
wooden shard
source i got rejected with 840
crisp berry
ok i will hopium
fickle ivy
i thought i got ghosted high key
bc
i applied 3 months ago
like 2 months ago
or whenever the fuck it came out
somber solstice
gca was a blessing to all devs
north portal
offer not competitive
hollow field
u have accepted another offer
wait whats issue with this
royal gull
c1 is so bad
are you at mclean?
hollow field
it is
sick oar
@feral void 👻
north portal
yea
fickle ivy
no i already accepted it oops
north portal
whichever one u feel works better tbh
sick oar
i’m so angry
fickle ivy
yeah
north portal
they cant blacklist u bruh, half their devs leave in a year
thats so funny
Amazon really keeping the entire industry on life support with their hihg turnover rate and 6k interns a year
did u get a better offer or something?
or did u just not want to go back?
north portal
oof
jaunty cove
whats the limit of my mental health as the number of applications i submit approaches infinitty
@honest spire
i hope so
yes
now do that on your test and u will get an A
jaunty cove
its really hard for me to do well in classes unless i motivate myself to care about what im learning
somber solstice
colin is tier 3000 cracked swet
somber solstice
sinful locust
anyone know how datadogs team matching works?
somber solstice
im not cracked just sweaty
cracked soon tho
sinful locust
i thought we had a say in team matching through my interviews, but in the email that they sent, it sounds like they do matching themselves, and just tell us what team we are in
mild compass
jaunty cove
i have so much math hw
but i need to do another project for my resume to fill in the hole that was once my non technical work experience
maybe i should just make it up
not even have a github repo for it
and worry aobut it later
spark hearth
are you at mclean?
yeah i was
stone yacht
so did <@240938222258094107> i think
yes i did get hrt phone for python
somber solstice
yes i did get hrt phone for python
gg
u hit expert too right
life going well for u fr
supple halo
Anyone get optiver phone
somber solstice
juan the goat fr
fickle ivy
847
jaunty cove
I'm a physics and computer science student at UC Berkeley. My interests include research, data science, trading, and software engineering.
not even a pereson
low vale
> I'm a physics and computer science student at UC Berkeley. My interests includ...
If I ever catch one of yall with this as your bio
You're gonna catch hands
jaunty cove
mathworks is sick
low vale
Where'd it say google?
jaunty cove
its like
this guy chose everything that makes money and based his personality around it
and has no other passion
shadow shard
anyone know what place have spring 23 internships
low vale
He's cracked
low vale
I currently go to school at Harvard, while building systems part-time for a startup. Previously, I worked at Prosper Robotics, Convex, Jump Trading, Scale AI, and Nvidia. Things I've published in the past include a physics book, combinatorics research, and graphics tutorials used by thousands
💀💀💀💀
low vale
He aboutta be number 8 aft3r Colin starts cp
jaunty cove
i thought it would be easy hw
outer creek
https://www.ekzhang.com/resume
he did research at cambridge and published a paper as a high schooler
jaunty cove
i dont think his parents let him go outside as a kid
supple halo
no cap!
jaunty cove
ig this is the result
low vale
It's one of the biggest firms tbf
sick oar
mine is pretty good for pm tbh
low vale
I feel like you say that sarcastically but I'd say it is
low vale
Good
💪
Grindset
I just want to work at a big startup
Or an early stage startup that become big
static spindle
stalk 2021 ioi winners
jaunty cove
your team at citadel sounded really cool from what you said
low vale
I want to be a billionaire is that too much to ask?
jaunty cove
no shes probbly just really smart and has rich parents
sick oar
@wary whale stfu
static spindle
why are you so horny bruh
jaunty cove
your not getting a research position at nvidia by being attractive
sick oar
u sound like a 13 year old
wooden shard
the ai is glitching
jaunty cove
otherwise i would already be a researcher at nvidia
low vale
What would a typical day for you be like?
static spindle
i stalked the top 3 us ioi kids for 2021
and they all have blank linkedin profiles xd
somber solstice
and they all have blank linkedin profiles xd
they don't need linkedin anymore
shadow shard
is it possible to negotiate intern offer using a full time offer lmao
static spindle
isn't bridgewater pretty prestigious?
hmm, that's fair
Whenever I see someone mention a finance company I've never heard of I assume it's one of those top tier secret society firms
rentech
near swallow
Whoever gave us that emote
WE NEED MORE
IT IS AMAZING
@quaint bolt
@broken junco YOU ARE AN IMPOSTOR
glad garnet
optiver should hire me
quaint bolt
<@426054830562213889>
I think @worn bear added it
glad garnet
while in hs?
worn bear
I think <@159013174933323776> added it
This is factual.
twas @hollow sun and @tough quarry idea
dafler named the emote
near swallow
hoary locust
?avatar @hollow sun
warped daggerBOT
tough quarry
hollow sun
WE NEED MORE
I am such an honorary member of the cs careers community by adding 
and :KekwPepeNoWaitBruhFace: (too poor to afford nitro)
hardy patrol
am i going to have wait 3 years for a response from robinhood too now
jagged mural
But ever since I've gotten the offer, life has been weird. Any free time I get, eg on the commute to school, or just random sitting around, I just think about how 1 week ago, I didn't even have any offers, and now I'm in FAANG for next summer. I day dream about how it'll be. What I'll do. Etc. Especially since it's in a different city and I'll have to relocate. So excited for exploring new city and stuff.
plush girder
I did it ~19 days ago
white swallow
does anyone know how long it usuallys take datadog to get back to you with a decision after final round and if them taking more than a week a good or bad sign
devout jewel
atomic willow
hardy patrol
clone graph lc uses dfs right
i forgot i could just try it myself instead of asking for big hints
lmao
jaunty cove
damn
i wonder if u can copy all the memory and do it that way
like
just copy the data into a new object
ig thats similar to doing dfs
and dict
past comet
Robinhood vs zon ?
elfin adder
why
past comet
Palantir vs rh ?
low vale
I'm too busy enjoying life to spend 30 min a day is the ultimate cope
Like people who say they're too busy to exercise
hardy patrol
are there cheese workarounds
workarounds that interviewers are willing to accept
yakhuna next time you have the quirky urge to ghost ping me redirect your target to baller
he loves being pinged for no discernable reason
jaunty cove
https://tenor.com/view/ronaldo-walking-ronaldo-ronaldo-cristiano-cristiano-ronal...
my hearts a stereo
low vale
My heart is one Big Mac away from a cardiac arrest
jaunty cove
just got 100% on my stats quiz
because its been 3 weeks and weve only covered one topic
jaunty cove
My heart is one Big Mac away from a cardiac arrest
one more meatball sub from the subway near my school's lbirary and i fold
low vale
The size of a sample
jaunty cove
a lot
long slate
anyone had splunk technical interview?
night girder
Headlines goated song
sinful locust
Is Robinhood codesignal proctored
plush girder
aug 23
jaunty cove
does boom beach hire interns
low vale
no but coc does
gaunt spruce
do remote positions require work authorization/sponsorship?
quaint bolt
yes
past comet
is robinhood pay < 50/hr ?
frail moth
is robinhood pay < 50/hr ?
What role did u apply for
past comet
What role did u apply for
ios engineer intern
gloomy plover
Jesus Christ they said the SDE intern position i signed up to interview at kohls has been filled wtf, and I’m slated for the meeting next week
I just submitted interest forms for site reliability intern, platform engineer intern, and business intel intern thankfully once they suggested those
past comet
my palantir rec told she will send the email with resources but havent receieved it yet
grand dagger
anyone get roblox reject on final w all technicals correct?
low vale
&
misty temple
damn no wonder why i got ghosted
paper ridge
Any internship openings?
earnest hatch
We got a second grader in this chat 
jaunty cove
We got a second grader in this chat <:craughing:747174748521365564>
Assume lx l = n and ly l = m . Suppose that x and y commute: xy = yx . Prove that
lxy l divides the least common multiple of m and n . Need this be true if x and y do not
commute? Give an example of commuting elements x, y such that the order of xy is not
equal to the least common multiple of l x l and ly l .
could you do this in 2nd grade
honest forum
Anyone interviewing at DRW for 2023 SWE internship?
jaunty cove
Its DS&A at a cc
i argued with this professor because he removed my post for misinformation when i said hashmap O(1) amortized not O(1)
Lol
No i cant thats the thing
cuse im supposed to be tutoring his other class
but they havent finished the paperwork
so i have to maintain a relationship
That email is so rude
Too
Tf
I submitted the first two assignments a week early and forgot that his dumbass testing site clears the scores on october 1st
so he thought i wasnt doing anything
gleaming kite
isn’t that this server
white urchin
send it here
low vale
isn’t that this server
this server has funny people
things on discord are also more easy to ignore
jaunty cove
Yea
paper ridge
My major is Software Engineering can I do MS in cybersecurity?
jaunty cove
I cant tell if its some guy whos in the gulag because he grinded too hard during college or its some guy whos mad that hes going to be poor
gleaming kite
I can’t decide which is worse
white urchin
you right, major cope going on there
gleaming kite
as an intern
N3
low vale
ok guys, i think that i will do codeforces in 1 day
homework is actually easier than i thought
white urchin
idk why they think that people who lc are gonna be miserable once they join the job
gleaming kite
I haven’t touched grass in years
white urchin
making 200k and having <40 hours of work is way better than making like 90-100k for 40 hours
jaunty cove
cscareerquestions make it seems like some hellscape where theyre asking 2000 rating codeforces questions at f500 companies
gleaming kite
2000 rating trivial anyway
white urchin
it's not even grind, it's just work hard for first job and someone who makes 200k. the person who joins for 100k will take a decade to double their salary in comapnies like that
low vale
2000 rating trivial anyway
Are you a competitive programmer?
white urchin
if you just sit on your ass at entry level at FAANGs, you still make good money
gleaming kite
like years ago
gleaming kite
I got to like usaco plat leaderboard then my job just became management and architecture so i stopped
white urchin
nah, it's just not getting promoted
there's a lot of positions that are termianl
terminal*
for exmaple, sde 3 at amz
low vale
how many years were you doing cp before usaco plat?
gleaming kite
like a few months
low vale
like a few months
were you a math guy?
white urchin
nah the point is that, even if you don't lateral, you still make way more than someone trying to get promoted at a non tech company
gleaming kite
no
white urchin
no
gleaming kite
the thing is I just dropped out of college
so it was like I had to either get a job or die
so I grinded like 16 hrs a day
low vale
wait, i thought you were the guy who made a startup?
gleaming kite
yes but prior for that i worked for a bit
low vale
ah
yeah abir told me when i met up with him two weeks ago
somehow we ended up talking about work and he mentioned you
low vale
the proper way
half plinth
is there anywhere you cant hear back from with amazon on resume?
gleaming kite
ngl tanz
half plinth
im assuming all tech you can hear back from mostly and mostly all qquant
low vale
abir's trying to convert an interview with asana to a ft offer, hoping for the best for him
granite walrus
@sinful locust you have you riot interview yet?
low vale
every time I come on here ur also here
I slack off a lot
tbh i don't have too much work
granite walrus
Good luck my guy
low vale
i could be doing more with my time
gleaming kite
u end up like the ppl u hang out with the most
have u seen this chat
do u want that
low vale
have u seen this chat
sinful locust
How much of summer hiring is done roughly
crisp berry
is there anywhere you cant hear back from with amazon on resume?
everywhere
jaunty cove
keras is washed
gleaming kite
tanz is a Stuy kid
jaunty cove
why are u here with a bunch of college students shitting on them
gleaming kite
minimum expectation is Jane street
crisp berry
faang = meta soon
low vale
yeah tbh i should've done better
crisp berry
meta worst faang now
jaunty cove
go bck to your crud job
low vale
only thing holding me back is crippling laziness
placid tapir
