2023_summer

[devout shale]

Has anyone done the summer Salesforce oa

[half plinth]

yeah its p tough

[frigid gate]

hey @wary whale

help

ok

I fill in the status as

permanet resident of usa

and just realized that

I'm not

and yeah

try to contact recruiter

to fix it

[quaint bolt]

rip

do you need a visa to work

if not it's fine but if you do it'll be a bit of a pain

[frigid gate]

yep

[quaint bolt]

just simply be born in the US next time lol

[frigid gate]

bruh

nope ?

Amz sponsor visa u know ?

I just fill it wrong

I still fill in

I need visa sponsor

but just wrong country status

reach out with who ?

[half plinth]

how much is amazon relo?

[quaint bolt]

it's in the offer letter

[frigid gate]

I just want to ask do u know recruiter or any place to support ?

I can send email to

[quaint bolt]

asp

no one else

[frigid gate]

wdym ?

[earnest hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/eat-grass-meka-rom-meme-meme-pakk-gif-21964402

[jaunty cove]

yea

i should probably delet that

[sinful locust]

Yeah but w like one testcas

[plush viper]

is it possible to intern summer, return fall, do last semester spring, then fulltime?

[vapid pecan]

mine didnt ask to run at all

[sinful locust]

Oh wow

[vapid pecan]

just looked over my code

and asked some follow ups like complexity

p chill

[jaunty cove]

if she ever call my phone you know i gotta dead her

What happened to that guy who would come in here

and post rap lyrics

freestyles

@dim acorn

[honest locust]

damn apple recruiter with the sub 5 min response time

at 1 am

(she's on east coast)

[jaunty cove]

conflict of interest

[honest locust]

trying to negotiate both apple and google

current leading plan is to gun for a spring co-op with apple

summer at google

[spark hearth]

bruh

show ur resume

[jaunty cove]

you first

[honest locust]

nah i'm good

google is a return offer tho so i had to accept that one early

[spark hearth]

ahh i forgot, ill post it tmr

il show mine tmr, u show urs

[jaunty cove]

krishna das playtest failed time of death wednesday october 12 10:33 pm pst

were u one of the ppl taht added me yesterday sushi

i got a lot of requests at the same time

bcuz i posted my linkedin in this chanmel

you guys both seattle huh

im pretty confident i put seattle as my first or second choice

krisha das face reveal

i wonder if location choice for amazon matters

for

getting an offer

i feel like they would place you after deciding to move

you forward

[true glade]

i found krishna das linkedin after adding colin's linkedin 💀

[jaunty cove]

Broh

[true glade]

it came up as "people who searched for"

[jaunty cove]

i have krisha das on linkedin?

damn

i have too many fans

[teal plover]

hey fellas I was moved to stripe onsite was wondering in which phase of the process does stripe filter the most candidates??

[true glade]

no it was like people who searched for colin davis also searched for krishna das

[soft basin]

get more connections 😈

[true glade]

LOL

[jaunty cove]

Lmao

yea you are sentenced to 50 years in the Tempe gulag

because you couldnt solve super egg drop

[pseudo shoal]

@honest spire u go to ISU?

[soft basin]

i’m almost at 300 🙏

[pseudo shoal]

try 1000+

[jaunty cove]

i could not find krisha das on linkedin

[soft basin]

imma need a pfp first

[jaunty cove]

accidentally

[pseudo shoal]

cap?

[jaunty cove]

i just need 500 connections and then i never open linkedin again

[pseudo shoal]

what is sushi linked in

[jaunty cove]

i would love to be at san diego, sf or seattle

[soft basin]

“seattle”

[wooden shard]

Lmaooo Goku thinks I’m going San Diego

[soft basin]

more like bellevue, redmond or seattle

[pseudo shoal]

@soft basin lmaooo ur with sushi💀💀

[wooden shard]

Nyc

[soft basin]

the chances they’ll be on the same team isn’t high

[jaunty cove]

krisha das no results found

i will get lc premium and dox you

[soft basin]

goku is not indeed

[pseudo shoal]

his profile is there

[wooden shard]

No idea yet

[jaunty cove]

he doesnt go to illinois

[wooden shard]

It’s looking like amazon nyc

[pseudo shoal]

maybe he cap

[wooden shard]

Still in a few interview loops

But Amazon is just too good

[jaunty cove]

[pseudo shoal]

cap

[soft basin]

free swag is free swag

[jaunty cove]

i know where you go to school

but

not your linkedinprofile

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlrmORO1a_w

[wary harbor]

yo what gca score is Samsara looking for?

[somber solstice]

not sure, but i got interview with 837

is this where i ask questions about internship interview process?

[wary harbor]

fr what does ur resume look like can i see if u dont mind

yea sum like that

[somber solstice]

go to a non-target school, no prior experience, 3.8 gpa

[wary harbor]

my weight is 849 sitting in one place applying

[wary harbor]

thats me rn

[somber solstice]

gl

[wary harbor]

u think u can refer me 🥺

[somber solstice]

i wish, im still waiting on if i get moved on to the next stage lol

[wary harbor]

right right

wait i thought u did the final

[somber solstice]

nah, just behavorial, waiting to see if i get technical

[jaunty cove]

ive never seen anyone get a response

except mihari

and he has a 849 and his resume is cracked

[somber solstice]

i got interview

so ig u know two now

[wary harbor]

💀

[jaunty cove]

mid at best

[wary harbor]

BRUH giving me fake hope

[somber solstice]

nah but it wasn't internship shit

what does as and bs?

[jaunty cove]

he goes to a non target school and has no experience but he goes to an ivy and interned at google

[somber solstice]

no, i had a research position at any ivy

not an internship

oh

A's and A-'s

[obsidian olive]

has any1 done robinhood OA?

[somber solstice]

i want to get insight on the interview process

im a little nervous lol

[true glade]

uhh

[jaunty cove]

idk

[true glade]

roblox

[jaunty cove]

i tihnk he does ML teams only

not sure

[true glade]

they might have changed their interview process because people later than me got different stuff

[somber solstice]

i see, can i ping this mihari person

[jaunty cove]

maybe

[somber solstice]

pls bro 🙏

[true glade]

but when i did it it was just a 45 min technical + 30 min behavioral

[somber solstice]

i thought it'd be funny to say

[somber solstice]

were the questions hard, did u "pass" the technical interview, one kinds of questions, and did u get offer?

[wary harbor]

@sinful locust help em out

[somber solstice]

mihari save me

im broke

[true glade]

no no no no

[somber solstice]

and need saving

[true glade]

🤣

but tbf i trolled myself

[true glade]

i hard inted

[somber solstice]

mihari works at databricks

gg

pack it up y'all

[jaunty cove]

look at the name of the file

Lmfao

[true glade]

but no the questions were not hard

[somber solstice]

i see

[gleaming tangle]

Tusimple auto oa?

[somber solstice]

i use c++ for interviews im ngl

anyways, if anyone has any insight pls lmk

ah, sad life

understandable

i dont mind

[true glade]

i just gave them but ok

[jaunty cove]

search in 2023 summer intern process and dm everyone who posted about the tiktok process

including applys

[somber solstice]

ah thanks you

kek

[true glade]

🤣

[jaunty cove]

bro i just got billed for lc premium

[true glade]

advice

[jaunty cove]

i need to cancel that

[somber solstice]

did AK the tiktok OA 👀

[jaunty cove]

Huh

[somber solstice]

get full points on tiktok OA

[jaunty cove]

I got all the coding questions right

i realiezd afterwards i messed up the 1st qquestion

i didnt know ^ meant not

[somber solstice]

damn, ur way more cracked than me 🤣

that last question was pretty hard

i had the row col dp figured out

[jaunty cove]

yea

[somber solstice]

but didn't realize about the prefix sums part

sadge

[jaunty cove]

half of the problem is 3d dp and the other half is a neetcode 150 problem

idk

he said he didnt actually go

[somber solstice]

hm, the actual quesiton is on LC kek

[jaunty cove]

yes

[somber solstice]

ill just do it later

[jaunty cove]

yea

now im broke

i think 4 months of lc premium was worth

i like that u unlock questions

and solutions

Lc is leetcode

not linkedin

i agree that linkedin premium

seems like a waste

[analog hemlock]

yo i just got robinhood oa also gca

[true glade]

winternship

are we talking about 3 month winternship or 1 month wintership

[jaunty cove]

Lol

[somber solstice]

i will never get an internship wtf

@jaunty cove what year of college are you

if that's not too personal

[jaunty cove]

3

[somber solstice]

ok i c

[jaunty cove]

its very personal and extremely rude

jk

[analog hemlock]

sheeesh which one

[somber solstice]

my fault homie

[jaunty cove]

terminally online

[analog hemlock]

ayyy you got this in the bag

get some good sleep tho

[jaunty cove]

https://www.reddit.com/r/leetcode/comments/y201yx/what_is_the_difficulty_level_of_this_leetcode/

[analog hemlock]

LMAO

[jaunty cove]

Lol

[analog hemlock]

dont mention 200+ years of dev experience and you're good 💀

[jaunty cove]

you want me to write a class? what is that?

[somber solstice]

i need to grind more leetcode

[true glade]

aphelios

[somber solstice]

aphelios fair and balanced

who is the biggest sweat in this server

is it the one guy

the m character

mihari

[jaunty cove]

hes not sweaty

a lot of the most cracked people here arent sweaty

im sweaty but i dont get any offers

[somber solstice]

i mean most cracked ppl

[true glade]

n3

maybe

[jaunty cove]

because im not cracked

[somber solstice]

quant 🥲

all my dreams of ever doing quant are gone

[jaunty cove]

n3 woah lost sophomore baller vexor imagine wagons

[somber solstice]

bcz i go to a shitty school

sadge

i see

i need to get offers fr

i got ghosted by amazon

[spark hearth]

ur kinda hot

[true glade]

[tough obsidian]

[wooden shard]

What’s the question?

[somber solstice]

not telling

😋

[wooden shard]

I already did it

I got 3/6 test cases

Colin dm me

If

Pls

What

[jaunty cove]

yea

[willow drift]

liveDaLife

[jaunty cove]

yes

u have 2 hours tho and the other coding questions are not tough

imo

(they are common)

[wooden shard]

Other 2 mad ez

[jaunty cove]

but the trivia questions are weird

i fked up

[somber solstice]

yeah lol

[somber solstice]

yeah the first two were sight solves

then last is just bruh

i trolled myself tho

[jaunty cove]

i attempted it on leetcode a week before

[somber solstice]

oh lmaoo

[jaunty cove]

while everyone was telling me not to study dp hards

[somber solstice]

that's still really good

i need to grind leetcode

[wooden shard]

Colin cracked

[somber solstice]

how can i chage my nick

[jaunty cove]

the benefits of going to page 5 of dynamic programming category on leetcode at 3 am

[wooden shard]

Why is Goku tagging me on amazon discord

[jaunty cove]

hes gonna ask u for hw help

Lol

but tiktok

might be fun for summer

[somber solstice]

i got interview even tho i got 1/6

[wooden shard]

Amazon >>

[jaunty cove]

i can blackmail upper management after i figure out the ways in which they illegaly collect data

[somber solstice]

idt they care if u solve all of them

[wooden shard]

U got phone?

[somber solstice]

yes

[wooden shard]

Wtff

When

[jaunty cove]

for tiktok?

[somber solstice]

yeah lol

[jaunty cove]

damn i guess were ghosted

[wooden shard]

Rip

[somber solstice]

no past experience

[wooden shard]

😭

[vague lion]

stop saying this

[somber solstice]

research positions

[vague lion]

when u have cssi

and research

in an ivy

lmao

such bait

[wooden shard]

Amazon is a scam

Ivy is scam

[vague lion]

doesnt matter

[jaunty cove]

its probably real enough to recruiters

[vague lion]

recruiters dont know that

[vague lion]

yea

[somber solstice]

kekw

[vague lion]

it is

[wooden shard]

😭

[somber solstice]

i see

i just entered college so i havent really had the opportunity to do what i consider a "real internship"

ig

[vague lion]

whats ur grad date

[somber solstice]

december 2024

but i applied to tiktok with grad date of 2025

[jaunty cove]

cracked

[wooden shard]

Cracked af

[somber solstice]

nah yo

i got rejected by 15 colleges

killed my ego

[wooden shard]

Bruh u go to an Ivy tho

[jaunty cove]

doesnt matter

[wooden shard]

[somber solstice]

RESARCH POSITION

I GO TO A STATE SCHOOL

[jaunty cove]

leetcode more meritocratic than college admissions

[somber solstice]

THAT'S NOT EVEN TOP 80

[wooden shard]

[somber solstice]

ong we grinding fr 🙏

[jaunty cove]

all of my diamonds for real

[somber solstice]

im ngl

but tiktok is pretty cool

and my sister would definitely think that's super cool

[gleaming tangle]

Is tusimple oa too simple?

[vague lion]

bro i got rejected by pretty much everywhere in the us its fine

[somber solstice]

yeah, im chilling

pretty much everywhere = i got into stanny

[jaunty cove]

your website is cool

and your majors are sick

[somber solstice]

stfu

u go to

[vague lion]

ty and ty

[somber solstice]

uwaterloo

that's like ivy level minimum

i cant have her thinking im a loser after being the only person from my school who didn't get into any t15s

also it'd be cool to send her an email from it lmao

im not, actually i went to a public school

i wont disclose the state, but think like rural farming state

my school just pays their teachers really well

it's... a weird situation

we have a really good debate program, math team, etc. but we're a midwest public school in a farming state

and i am not from blue valley type shit

sort of, the top of it is competitive but a lot of ppl also dont care

ah yeah that makes sense

yessir

and i had the highest gpa

founded cs club + took us to nationals twice

4 years varsity swim

math nationals (not usamo tho lmaooo)

[vague lion]

yea but we're u imo or ioi

if not then it doesnt matter

[somber solstice]

i didnt know usaco existed until sr year

[vague lion]

same

[somber solstice]

yea fr

[vague lion]

but thats cause we have a canadian version

of usaco

[somber solstice]

idt usaco gold wouldve been very hard to break into

bcz ive seen silver and gold quesitons

but plat might be difficult fr

[foggy widget]

has 2023 summer nvidia opened

[vague lion]

it isnt getting out of gold is the impossible part

getting into gold was doable

[somber solstice]

i think i couldve gotten plat if i had known abt it earlier

i see

im ok at math ig

im not really that good tho tbh

[vague lion]

im good at math but couldnt get to plat what does that mean

[jaunty cove]

https://usaco.guide/plat

lol fk

[somber solstice]

segtree is so fun

[jaunty cove]

math and seg tree questions

[somber solstice]

i hate implementing that shit

gg

i havent competed in forever, but my performance levels at CF is only at 1700

my rating isnt that high since i odnt have time to compete

but my like performances were at 1700

if that makes sense

[true glade]

wait 1700 is rlly good

[somber solstice]

im only 1300 rated tho

[vague lion]

this is the questions from the canadian version of usaco

[somber solstice]

bruh obv not, uw madison exists and i wouldnt whine abt state school

1700 isn't that good, it's mid-ish

it's like

slightly above average

ngl the main problem with college is

[vague lion]

what would u consider a good score

then

[somber solstice]

i have too much of a social life

[somber solstice]

1700 rating is good, but performance is middling

[true glade]

uhhhhh
idts

[somber solstice]

id say hitting 1900 is when u start being "good"

like good good

i need to rid myself of social life and commit to the LC grind

[jaunty cove]

there are simply too many vvariables 💀

[somber solstice]

this doesnt seem very hard, but idk since i havent actually done it

[somber solstice]

u have to keep in mind, im actually only 1300 rating

but im p sure i could climb to 1600

[jaunty cove]

oh wait

[somber solstice]

but after that, id have to grind a lot

to get better

[jaunty cove]

its only 3 options

[somber solstice]

i struggle with 1700's

1600 problems are p good for me

[somber solstice]

yeah

• the fact they only move one direction

makes question a lot simpler

[jaunty cove]

how do you deal with parsing input

i have trouble moving from lc to cf

do u ahve stuff set up for that or do it every time

[somber solstice]

parsing input is easy with c++

[jaunty cove]

just do loops with cin

[somber solstice]

since cin is seperated with cin

yup

[jaunty cove]

Ok

[somber solstice]

that's what everyone does

[vague lion]

cin \lor input()

[somber solstice]

also, LC and CF are very differnet

i find

LC is just pattern recognition

and CF is more think

[jaunty cove]

i feel like i have a good grasp on all the lc patterns and i want more interesting problems

[somber solstice]

yeah LC patterns are zz

[jaunty cove]

not all but most patterns

[somber solstice]

CF is way more fun

[jaunty cove]

yea

it seems more math

[somber solstice]

i want to grind CF but school exists

fuck school piece of shit

[vague lion]

good at cf implies that ur good at lc but that vice versa isnt true thats the difference between the two

[jaunty cove]

Lol

its togh

[somber solstice]

im not good at either

[vague lion]

same dw

[somber solstice]

we will make it out

[vague lion]

one day

[somber solstice]

yo if anyone does get any insight, lmk about the itnernships

I JUST WANT AN INTERNSHIP

i can't be the loser anymore

[quaint bolt]

Same

One day I’ll get an internship

[true glade]

:susge:

[somber solstice]

colin did samsara or tiktok respond to u?

[jaunty cove]

no

[somber solstice]

idk why but im being ghosted by places that are less picky than the ones who have interviewed me

my luck is backwards

[jaunty cove]

i dont get responses in general

[vague lion]

same

[jaunty cove]

but i like doing the oa's

[somber solstice]

u want me to resume review u?

[vague lion]

like 0 responses

[somber solstice]

OAs are fun asf

send me anonymized resume (or non anonymized if ud ont care) and ill review it for u

[jaunty cove]

sure

tbf im aware of why im not gettign responses

for the most part

[quaint bolt]

this szn’s just rough

[somber solstice]

yeah economy is shit

ur a real grinder dawg

[quaint bolt]

like I said around this time last year I saw way more offers

[jaunty cove]

i cant compete with people who have a good school, gpa, and a lot of past internships

[jaunty cove]

Next year

[quaint bolt]

it’ll only get worse I’m afraid

[jaunty cove]

😵

[vague lion]

theres not that many canadian postings so im blaming my luck rn on the fact that i need sponsorship for the us internships

[quaint bolt]

Even Amazon’s in turmoil internally

Orgs shutting down

[dusk kayak]

all that matters is when im a ng im gonna be chilling

[somber solstice]

no u can, bro ur better school than me, gpa doesn't matter, and u can make up for past itnernships by getting research

ur ucsd right?

[jaunty cove]

Ucsb

yea i want research bro

[vague lion]

getting research isnt that easy either

[somber solstice]

oh i see

[jaunty cove]

i would prefer a cool research project to an internship if not for the money

[vague lion]

if i can land a good research position i would be happy af

i wna do some cryptography

[quaint bolt]

all my offers for 2023 are US, it’s just the resume bar’s insanely high this szn

[somber solstice]

im ngl my ivy research i didnt apply for it... someone asked me if i wanted to

💀

[jaunty cove]

thats pretty cool

[somber solstice]

ok but fr tho

email professors outside of ur college since ur college is sweaty

u might get more bites that way

[quaint bolt]

As for Canadian postings they generally come out 4 months before the start of the internship

[jaunty cove]

i dont feel like my college is sweaty

[quaint bolt]

So if you’re looking for summer in Canada you’re gonna have to wait until Jan

[jaunty cove]

ig it is a research school

[true glade]

define sweaty

[jaunty cove]

gotta look for places with housing tho lol

[jaunty cove]

the people there care

[vague lion]

yea im only looking for in canada cause i have a feeling i cant get anything in the us

[somber solstice]

remote

gg

[quaint bolt]

shut up sushi ill ban you

[jaunty cove]

remote research?

[somber solstice]

yes 😼

[jaunty cove]

the best timeline

[somber solstice]

it is amazing trust

[jaunty cove]

remote airbnb + remote research

[tulip aspen]

hey

[somber solstice]

BOBO MY FATHER

BOBO IS THE SWEAT WHO TAUGHT ME VERYTHING

[tulip aspen]

yeah im his mother

[somber solstice]

gg

[tulip aspen]

yeah i have offers from Yakhuta river trading

[somber solstice]

bobo orz yo

[tulip aspen]

i solo god

[somber solstice]

stfu bobo

he trolling now

[tulip aspen]

sorry dad

[somber solstice]

🤤

[muted summit]

holy shit its bobo

[tulip aspen]

yeah its be

[somber solstice]

i <3 bobo

[tulip aspen]

im gonna eat it

[muted summit]

what an honor

to know bobo

the man himself

bro

[tulip aspen]

yes

[somber solstice]

i love this video

[muted summit]

gonna do wagons strat since i got 5 days til amazon final

[somber solstice]

yo i got an algos midterm tmr and i havent studied

will i ace it?

yes

[muted summit]

b75 2x 🙏

[somber solstice]

what is wagons strat

[muted summit]

This

[jaunty cove]

(wagons strat)

[true glade]

is it open note

[tulip aspen]

he will be carried by a wagon

[somber solstice]

ur going to do bline75 twice??

nah it's not open note

[quaint bolt]

good that's exactly when I prepped for amzn and goog

[tulip aspen]

ok that's a good strat tbh

[somber solstice]

and ive not paid attention in any of the classes

[quaint bolt]

(wagon strat)

[true glade]

wait what lol

[somber solstice]

but i think ill be fine

[muted summit]

i had g last friday and technically did the wagon strat before it

but imma do it agane

[tulip aspen]

AGAIN

[somber solstice]

u did blind75 twice in preparation

[tulip aspen]

AGAIN

[muted summit]

for extra wagons

[somber solstice]

💀

[tulip aspen]

AGAIN

[quaint bolt]

and I haven't done lc since

[true glade]

maybe its just my college but a shit ton of cs classes u can bring a study guide with whatever

[muted summit]

@somber solstice only like 60/75, skipped some DP and Bit/Math

[true glade]

not that it helps

[somber solstice]

we get a note card, but idt i really need it

ill bring one for definitions

but like c'mon, it's just two leetcode mediums

i'll be fine

[true glade]

oh

lucky fuckers

[tulip aspen]

top 10 double penetration moments

[dusk kayak]

leetcode exam lmfao

[somber solstice]

if i fail a lc medium over the topics we've covered, im going to reconsider my cs career

[tulip aspen]

SJSU takeover right here

[quaint bolt]

I wish my algos courses asked lc lmao

[muted summit]

woah woah there's so many sjsu ppl in chat rn

[somber solstice]

no u don't, my prof is the worst rated prof on campus for a reason

[muted summit]

proud #sjsuer

[somber solstice]

wait yo

[tulip aspen]

SJSU on top

SJSU >>

[somber solstice]

im a sjsuer too

holy shit

[muted summit]

yooo wtf

[devout jewel]

@dusk kayak is sjsu legend

[muted summit]

sjsu taking over cscd

[somber solstice]

bobo why u not tell me everyone here is sjsu

[devout jewel]

he's goated

[muted summit]

facts

[tulip aspen]

my bad i am blind

[muted summit]

are u serious

[dusk kayak]

capium capium capium capium

[muted summit]

@elder surge

[devout jewel]

stfu google intern

[dusk kayak]

wait you actual troll no way

are you sjsu?

[quaint bolt]

hayden my favourite person who goes to sjsu

[tulip aspen]

yeah honestly aviaan is the worst SJSUer of all time

[somber solstice]

im playin lol, i wish i did

[dusk kayak]

ong

[devout jewel]

u forgot the sexiest person who goes to sjsu

[somber solstice]

i go to a t100 💪

[dusk kayak]

everyone else at sjsu solos

[tulip aspen]

me

[muted summit]

wagons do u interview in python

[dusk kayak]

i am sjsu's weakest soldier

[devout jewel]

no todo

u r ugly compared to this guy

[somber solstice]

i wish, that'd be lit

[muted summit]

@honest spire missing out shoulda came to sjsu

[somber solstice]

but i'm too much of a dumbass to get into sjsu

[tulip aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

weakest SJSU soldier

[muted summit]

ucr

jkjk

[dusk kayak]

if my stupid ass got into sjsu (footnote: compeng 💀 ) then you are chilling lil bro

[devout jewel]

bro @dusk kayak i have decided to kill the cali summer 23 grind

im forever simp for nyc

[muted summit]

same im stupid asf and i got in somehow

[quaint bolt]

I used python for goog and amazon last year
c++ for databricks, datadog, akuna and palantir this year

[tulip aspen]

bro just didnt apply

[dusk kayak]

YESSIR

[vague lion]

we get lc hards

on our midterm

[tulip aspen]

honestly bro NYC Is it

[vague lion]

in cs 145

[tulip aspen]

NYC is they/them

[dusk kayak]

nyc on the horizon for you

i want remote

[somber solstice]

c++ on top baby

[somber solstice]

most LC hards aren't that bad imo

ig if they time crunch u that sucks

and DP is always a lil hard 🥲

[quaint bolt]

but im switching back to python tho

[true glade]

what are psets like at your college

[somber solstice]

we dont have psets

[devout jewel]

how we gonna be roommates

[quaint bolt]

and msft*

[devout jewel]

sadge

[tulip aspen]

textbook

[dusk kayak]

remote from NYC

[devout jewel]

say no more

[true glade]

lucky

lmao

[devout jewel]

we can still have our lunch date at g

if i get match

[tulip aspen]

OH I REMEMBER

[devout jewel]

@quaint bolt how do i get a match

[tulip aspen]

U THE GUY IN THE GOOGLER SERVER

[devout jewel]

[somber solstice]

my prof is so bad for algos, the other faculty tell their students to drop the class if you get her

[true glade]

wait so its just exams for u or what

[devout jewel]

nah different bald dude

[dusk kayak]

be handsome, so you are locked in

[true glade]

wecu

[devout jewel]

i went to apple

[tulip aspen]

ah ok

my bad

[devout jewel]

not googler

[muted summit]

c++ chad

i wanna learn it but idk if its worth

[devout jewel]

huh im ugly bro

[quaint bolt]

idk bro im just winning with google rn not sure what's going on

[muted summit]

i do java and python rn depending on how i feel

[devout jewel]

forever taking L at g

[quaint bolt]

it's not worth

[devout jewel]

apple wasn't worth shit

[dusk kayak]

this is definitely a go neck season for me

[quaint bolt]

I stopped caring about C++ after akuna offer

[dusk kayak]

ill just research and publish instead

[muted summit]

im hoping i did good enough in the g interview

[tulip aspen]

just forget about it

[muted summit]

i hate the waiting game man

[tulip aspen]

and remember when u get offer

[muted summit]

its so bad

LMAO

[tulip aspen]

that way u cannot be disappointed

[somber solstice]

exams + daily quizzes (over the concept we are about to learn in class) + topics test (7 questions w/ like 6 parts each and if u miss it u have to retake it losing 10% each take) + daily group worksheets +two code hw + three peer reviews per hw

[muted summit]

wait who do you have

for algs

[somber solstice]

like we are literally quizzed over things she has not taught

[true glade]

oh what

[muted summit]

i had saxena shit was free af

[true glade]

a lot of tests lol

[somber solstice]

destroyer, im not acc sjsu

i wish i was

[muted summit]

oh lol

[somber solstice]

would've been lit

[tulip aspen]

andy u should've applied

[somber solstice]

bro

future tech hub fr

[quaint bolt]

amazon > apple confirmed

[true glade]

we just have weekly psets that are pain in the ass bc they force everyone to latex their write up

[tulip aspen]

i cannot disagree with that

[quaint bolt]

or it could be bc of school? idk

[somber solstice]

yoyoyo we using my name now too ???

[quaint bolt]

I think I just got a goated recruiter

[devout jewel]

amazon owns apple no cap

[tulip aspen]

i wasnt talking to u

[devout jewel]

it powers all of apple

[tulip aspen]

i was talking to wecu

[devout jewel]

amazon >> apple

[clever grail]

da chimi

[somber solstice]

my fault

(im confused)

raymond we will rise up and get an internship

[tulip aspen]

y'all wanna refer me to x company??

[clever grail]

seg fault seg tree

[quaint bolt]

chimi where are you for next summer

[muted summit]

yes if i get in @tulip aspen

[tulip aspen]

y'all wanna help me use nepotism???

[somber solstice]

i will refer any of u to any company i get into

[tulip aspen]

❤️ 💗

[somber solstice]

if u help me w/ my interviews fr

IM SCREWED

[muted summit]

ill be personal leetcode coach

even tho i dont know shit

about leetcode

[somber solstice]

GG YO

[tulip aspen]

we r gonna rise out of the trenches

[quaint bolt]

one day ill make it out

[somber solstice]

raymond do u remember that night i did blind75

finished blind75 in a mere 2 hours

gg

jk that never happened 😭

[tulip aspen]

u were hella fast with arrays tho

[somber solstice]

but that'll be me next year

[muted summit]

thats what im tryna do this weekend

💀

[tulip aspen]

u got it bro

[somber solstice]

yeah i finished the neetcode arrays thing in like 30 minutes or smth

[quaint bolt]

(wagon strat)

[somber solstice]

this weekend ill just do all of blind 75

[jaunty cove]

whats in the arrays pattern

what is an array pattern

[quaint bolt]

do b75 twice and never do lc again

[muted summit]

thats gotta be the method

[somber solstice]

gonna go for a 225 bench

[tulip aspen]

imma go on a neetcode 150 marathon this weekend

not at blind 75 yet

[somber solstice]

if i get it, ill be ballim

[tulip aspen]

:(

[somber solstice]

ill do all of blind 75 this weekend no cap

[tulip aspen]

fr speedrun

[somber solstice]

jk imma do every single leetcode for tiktok

to secure the bag

[jaunty cove]

i wonder if they ask those kinda questions in the interviews

[quaint bolt]

worked for me so

[somber solstice]

and shit was NOT leetcode

[muted summit]

same

LOL

[somber solstice]

but it was still p easy

[muted summit]

both my q's were NOT leetcode

when did u have urs

well they technically were

but it also wasn't

ohh

cssi is cool

heard good things abt

[somber solstice]

yeah me and bobo met there fr

[muted summit]

time to study system design as a junior 😈

bloomberg has sys design i heard 💀

[somber solstice]

my dad says he only does sys design these days 💀

[quaint bolt]

why

only palantir and that too is poor man's sys design

and atlassian I guess

[muted summit]

so i dont have to learn later

[quaint bolt]

aint no way

[muted summit]

nah im playin

[quaint bolt]

ws and intuit out here

asking sys design

[muted summit]

i still gotta get good at lc

[quaint bolt]

dumpling when do you graduate

hmmm

and already at amazon so cracked

y r u in all my company servers

[vague lion]

sys design

isnt that bad

[somber solstice]

yo does anyone know how to get an internship tho fr

[vague lion]

bro

stfu

[somber solstice]

like is there a way u can safely secure beyond grinding projects + leetcode

[vague lion]

yea cold emailing

[somber solstice]

just wanna know if im missing anything

[quaint bolt]

yeah it's fine

[somber solstice]

u rite, got a friend who did that and got pos at unicorn

[quaint bolt]

it's just not meant for entry-level

[vague lion]

what unicorn

lemme cold email them

[somber solstice]

they go to gtech

[vague lion]

neither are lc hards

but here we are

[somber solstice]

so that mightve helped

[quaint bolt]

distributed systems at most unis is grad-level

[sick oar]

@quaint bolt

[quaint bolt]

akuna asked hards

goog was between med-hard

[quaint bolt]

hello

[sick oar]

wassup bro

[quaint bolt]

good

chilling now that I've got my internships sorted out for next year

wbu

[vague lion]

our distributed system course is apparently terrible but its one of the only cs courses math students can take so i was like i prolly just should

[somber solstice]

WTF

CS IS A DYING CAREER

we r all screwed

[vague lion]

u committed to akuna?

[sick oar]

let’s gooo

[somber solstice]

u gota akuna?? bro is ballin wowza

[sick oar]

i’ll be chilling once i get msft offer

[quaint bolt]

no msft winter and goog summer

[somber solstice]

ill be chilling when my sister is proud fr

[vague lion]

bro is missing netflix and apple

and then thats it

[sick oar]

i will wake up to msft offer tomorrow

[quaint bolt]

soon

[sick oar]

i hav deadline so they’re supposed to get back to me asap lol

[clever grail]

i will wake up to datadog offer tomorrow

[sick oar]

datadog denied me after final

[clever grail]

same 😡

[quaint bolt]

I heard back before the end of the week after interviewing on wednesday

[vague lion]

@quaint bolt r u getting these all externally or through ww

[quaint bolt]

external

[sick oar]

so friday?

[quaint bolt]

I got 0 interviews thru ww

[vague lion]

orz

[sick oar]

aight

i’ll hope tmr or fri

[quaint bolt]

yeah fri

[sick oar]

we’re technically past the deadline i gave them lol

stupid msft

my interviewers were all awesome

good experience

bad recruiters

[quaint bolt]

msft recruiters so slow

what unlimited wlb does to a mf

[sick oar]

fr

my org is cool

plus i know the partner product head now

i didn’t wanna do cloud again but 🤷‍♂️

[quaint bolt]

my recruiter replied to me moving off-season after my amazon deadline passed

[somber solstice]

not anymore 😂

[sick oar]

L

[sick oar]

yeah now there just aren’t recruiters

[somber solstice]

amazon and msft still haven't responded to me, so sadge

[somber solstice]

sad real

ity

[quaint bolt]

prolly msft

[sick oar]

yea

[somber solstice]

is that too much to ask for

[sick oar]

if u rlly think ab it

jesus 225

i just wanna get to a plate bruh

[simple garden]

@quaint bolt r u coming back to amzn vancouber anytime soon🥺

[quaint bolt]

no I've got 2 of the 3 can't jim bc dislocated shoulder

[simple garden]

We got to link

[sick oar]

i’m close to a plate 😭

[somber solstice]

my mcl got nae naed this summer so now it's all upper body for me

• recovery work

[quaint bolt]

uhhh prolly not coming back to amzn but I'm gonna be in bellevue this winter

so v close to vancouber

[sick oar]

bellevoo

belleboo

[quaint bolt]

im prolly gonna visit bc one of my friend starts FT at amzn then

[simple garden]

bellvooo

[sick oar]

do redmond and bellevue pay diff

[quaint bolt]

bellvooo

[sick oar]

levels say they do

i don’t believe it

[quaint bolt]

I don't think so?

[sick oar]

yeah levels said like $5/h diff i was like 🤔

yeah on there

[quaint bolt]

yo apparently I need to pay the income tax diff when I come back to Canada

[sick oar]

LOOOL i need to do that too

[quaint bolt]

so scuffed

[sick oar]

bc california

[quaint bolt]

wtf

but it's the same country

why

[sick oar]

i’m gonna lie about my address if i’m in seattle to avoid tax

[quaint bolt]

[sick oar]

california las

law

u pay diff

[quaint bolt]

bruh

[somber solstice]

did u hear abt optiver summer intern pay for quant track

[sick oar]

ok gn!

[somber solstice]

138/hr

[quaint bolt]

gn imma sleep too

[somber solstice]

they are according to reddit

[devout jewel]

isn’t that tax fraud

dw I won’t say anything to Uncle Sam 😉

[somber solstice]

bro 138/hr for an intern -> 276k/yr -> almost triple median household income in america for a fucking intern

[vague lion]

bro interns in tech arent really interns

there just temporary workers in test

[somber solstice]

my fault, almost quadruple median household income

HOUSEHOLD

[quaint bolt]

marbles

[somber solstice]

yeah ik, but still 😭

[quaint bolt]

need me some marbles fr

im p sure that's what akuna's doing

[somber solstice]

i see

that makes more sense

but still fucking insane

i wish i was cracked enuff for hft

im applying for transfers this yr to hopefully score a big school so i can hft

bht haply where i am rn too

[quaint bolt]

you don't need a big school for hft

it does help tho

[frosty brook]

^^ agree

[somber solstice]

i thought u needed to be ivy for quant tho?

[quaint bolt]

no lol

[somber solstice]

imma grind math ong

gonna score on the putnam

then youll see

[quaint bolt]

are you tryna do swe or what

[somber solstice]

oh fr?

what school + prev internships ?

bro im orzing at brian rn

[true glade]

LMFAO

[somber solstice]

bro is mit

gg

[true glade]

close enough

[somber solstice]

harvar

gg

FUCK

THATS WHY

BCZ UR HARVARD

[quaint bolt]

tfw 2sig interview is easier than msft

wagwan

[somber solstice]

the sad reality

[true glade]

harvard campus so nice

[earnest hatch]

Citadel only cares about GPA. I go to a shit uni and my final round at Citadel was one Leetcode easy (Two Sum) and I got an offer.

[true glade]

sadge

[somber solstice]

im just trollin

but harvard is nice asf

[true glade]

it is!!

[somber solstice]

i rly wanted to go to stanford or uw seattle

but life didnt go my way fr

[true glade]

i went to their library once and it was so nice

One of the libraries

[somber solstice]

... wtf

ev0s rolled a 20

[earnest hatch]

[somber solstice]

w t f

[quaint bolt]

just a long date it's chill

[earnest hatch]

I ended up reneging my Citadel offer for Capital One though, better WLB and it's a tech company

[somber solstice]

bro im ngl im cracked at talking to randos cuz i have a habit of talking to ppl randomly on the street and we end up talking for hours

really fun

gonna transfer well to da behavioral

i hope

[somber solstice]

c1 said we full and dipped for me

some stupid meme abt a programmer who is worth 10 average programmers

i sure hope ppl don't believe they're 10x swes

:o

if i do every leetcode question

then i will have good chance of decent TC

thoughts 🤔

i hate knowledge check questions

actual least favorite

not useful imo

bro has hrt

harvard

bruh dont let my parents know u exist

im tryna be like this brian mf fr

ong

[plucky ravine]

Anyone do draftkings? How is the process

[true glade]

wait harv has a longer winter break right