2023_summer

[sinful locust]

no pfp = ban

[still yacht]

i go to ASU

[sinful locust]

my school is 800 ppl

was it offensive

why not

r2c simp

[still yacht]

what about dartmouth/brown vs Berkeley

[sinful locust]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-punching-shh-gif-24712569

[still yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/uzui-better-gif-24953549

[jaunty cove]

look at ppl like woah who go to harvard, sophomore with no internships and gets interviews at every top company

obviously hes extremely smart but a sophomore with no experience at a mediocre school is getting screened by all of those companies

[crisp orbit]

not true lmao

[still yacht]

any school other than harvard is dogshit bro

[jaunty cove]

ok

apply to five rings next year

im praying for u

but i dont think it will happen

same for me

[crisp orbit]

my friend doesnt even have any relevant experience and got a five rings interview as a sophomore at UC Berkeley

[still yacht]

HARVARD OR BUST

[jaunty cove]

woah uc berkeley

a top school

what a coincidence

[still yacht]

any school other than harvard sucks

[sinful locust]

college discussion is cringe

[still yacht]

what type of school do u go to bollck

[jaunty cove]

no way people are arguing that school doesnt help get interviews

[still yacht]

cornell?

[sinful locust]

i withdrew my app

its like FAANG you apply and might not get the major you want bc its full

[deep valley]

You're coping hard if you think college doesn't matter

[sinful locust]

[crisp orbit]

ik multiple people at Cal with five rings interviews/offers

[jaunty cove]

Nerd

[still yacht]

bollck do u go to chicago or cornell lol

[sinful locust]

ive met so many uc ppl

just doing internship at amazon

[jaunty cove]

amazon is the UC of companies

[sinful locust]

who

[jaunty cove]

it has a good name and everyone tells you that its a good company but you dont get why

same thing for uc

[deep valley]

Whats wrong with that

[sinful locust]

https://tenor.com/view/burn-ice-rowdy-friends-gif-14155752

[deep valley]

Since when did an amazon internship become bad

[crisp orbit]

since quant simps

[sinful locust]

2019

yes

[crisp orbit]

the subarray one??

that was trivial dude, it's just ||ur mom||

[deep valley]

If you really believe this then you're a dumbass

[crisp orbit]

wait thats just dfs

[jaunty cove]

leaked

[crisp orbit]

ah we must have randomized orders

[sinful locust]

[true glade]

...

[crisp orbit]

sounds like a skill issue

i didnt find the solution online and it did work

ily 2 ❤️

[true glade]

can we ban bollck

[deep valley]

No its amazing in general, you work there and make more than 90% of the country how can that be bad

[willow drift]

Hello guys what do we think about dogs

I love dogs

[crisp orbit]

whats ur lc stats?

[jaunty cove]

amazon internship discussion over lets talk about the latest arrowstreet capital intern salary on levels.fyi

[crisp orbit]

based

[jaunty cove]

do you guys think the sign on bonus is included in the listing?

[deep valley]

80% but it doesn't change the point

[warped dagger]

pbjpie asks: do quant have?

[willow drift]

0

I also love cats

[deep valley]

Not many people can graduate college and immediately be in the top 20%

[jaunty cove]

it is

[quaint bolt]

same

I want a Samoyed

?avatar @willow drift

[warped dagger]

Avatar for Enrico#9374

Link as

png | jpg | webp

[willow drift]

Brother me too

[quaint bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/samoyed-dog-profile-picture-ear-flap-cute-dog-gif-19962655

[crisp orbit]

how much would it be if it wasnt included

[willow drift]

I think this dog can solve lc better than me

Ok but he looks cool😎

[quaint bolt]

same

[jaunty cove]

a lot

idk, i got resume rejected

but i still want to theorize about it

[quaint bolt]

huskies prolly actually can tbh I’m big dumb dumb

[crisp orbit]

yeah it'd still be over $100/hr

ik optiver for sure double counts the signing

[willow drift]

Those bad boys can sing too

[crisp orbit]

levels data for cit, js and jump also counts the signing bonus (or is also negotiated)

but js doesnt nego

so the thing is even without the double counting it'd still be at the top

so it doesnt even matter

[willow drift]

I love pressing reaction buttons they’re like lil drops of dopamine for my brain

[spark hearth]

hey stop

[quaint bolt]

no gimme all your monies

[ivory ocean]

Guys I have a question about RSUs and TC

So usually RSUs are on a 4-year vesting schedule

What I’m confused about is what happens after that 4th year

You just don’t get any more?

Or do they extend new offers

[quaint bolt]

Refreshers

[still yacht]

• says the cornell/chicago student lol

[quaint bolt]

Some companies always give refreshers and for some it’s based on performance

[low vale]

if you don't get refreshers doesn't that mean the company wants you to leaave

[quaint bolt]

They don’t work there yet

[quaint bolt]

Not necessarily

A lot of people jump around bc they didn’t get refreshers

?avatar @golden sandal

[warped dagger]

Avatar for OldManDing#8904

Link as

png | jpg | webp

[quaint bolt]

11/10

depends on the person's circumstances

I'd prolly pick msft bc I've got enough leverage to negotiate joining as L60 so I can speedrun to mid-level

also bc im staying in canada

personal reasons

[inland ocean]

Guys if you had to choose Uber(eats engineering) or LinkedIn(TBD) which one would you choose?

[quaint bolt]

linkedin

and don't look back lmao

[inland ocean]

swe role at both companies

[inland ocean]

any reasons why lmaoo?

[quaint bolt]

uber's bleeding money + stocks in the dumps

msft stock's much more stable

yes

im biased bc I had a lot of fun this summer tho

[south aspen]

amazon > uber any day hello

[ivory ocean]

Okay thanks guys

[near swallow]

No problem @ivory ocean

[hollow sun]

[still yacht]

😂

Whyd it get taken down

[sullen radish]

Last year i got codesignal from Netflix do i have good chance this year too?

[winged oasis]

How on earth do you answer "why good fit for the role" for an internship

[sullen radish]

Just write one generic template for whole recruiting season

[winged oasis]

[turbid marten]

https://whydoyouwanttoworkhere.com/

I use this 💀

[sullen radish]

Now Answer this bro

[sullen radish]

It’s best 🥲

[winged oasis]

Was told I was gonna get some "invitation" for a recorded interview on Friday

Still haven't gotten it, dead

Essentially true

[sullen radish]

What interview

[winged oasis]

For an internship

😄

[sullen radish]

Which company

[winged oasis]

J&J lol

[sullen radish]

Oh

[honest zodiac]

Beautifully written

[wooden shard]

congrats

howd u find out

[quaint bolt]

congrats

sushi redemption arc

following in the footsteps of their favourite mod, wagon man

[low vale]

wdym?

[wooden shard]

wait so there are rounds after hiring manager?

bruh

[low vale]

based

[wooden shard]

what does hiring manager ask

[low vale]

i did that for almost all companies

that are = to or worse than amz

[echo marsh]

sushi you're accepting AMZ?

[low vale]

if you did that and got a hard graph you wouldn't be saying that

[wooden shard]

because ur the goat 🙂

[quaint bolt]

the chances you get an ML project are very very low

they have applied science interns

[low vale]

ml is for applied science normally yeah

i would really like to work at aws

[quaint bolt]

the closest you'll prolly get is a react dashboard on the sagemaker org

which is what my friend got LOL

[low vale]

so many teams in nyc surely i get 1

[wooden shard]

Watch u get fashion team

[quaint bolt]

vancouver is primarily aws and I got consumer org

[low vale]

that doesn't sound bad either

[wooden shard]

Ads is also in nyc

Which is not bad

[low vale]

nyc iirc is prime vid and ads and aws

[quaint bolt]

actually it's more 60/40 or 70/30 iirc

[low vale]

all 3 of which id be happy with

[quaint bolt]

ofc I've never not gotten a RO at an internship

[low vale]

plus fashion which i would not be happy with

[quaint bolt]

10x engineer wagons

[low vale]

so im getting fashion

[quaint bolt]

prime video is nice if you wanna do hft later

c++ projects

[wooden shard]

Why

Oo

Tanz let’s go to prime video

[quaint bolt]

unfortunately in canada prime video is in toronto only

[echo marsh]

Is HFT cool? Is that reason why C++ is good?

[quaint bolt]

I guess that makes sense since they're in nyc too

[low vale]

no

c++ is good

thats why they use it

[quaint bolt]

no

C++ is fast that's why they use it

also they can realistically use Java instead lmao

[low vale]

^

they can

[echo marsh]

So HFT is the end goal of FAANG?

[quaint bolt]

if Java is fast enough for DDB then it should be fast enough for HFTs

[low vale]

not really, your end goal is your own

[velvet mortar]

how long do you guys typically take to answer a behavioral q?

[echo marsh]

Is HFT competitive for SWE?

[quaint bolt]

they don't really have levels

it's performance-based

[echo marsh]

Is it competitive to be a SWE at HFT?

[quaint bolt]

but what do you mean by that

[echo marsh]

How hard is it to be SWE at HFT?

[low vale]

generaly considered to be harder to get into then a faang company

[echo marsh]

What about unicorns?

[uneven sand]

unicorns encompasses hundreds of companies

[echo marsh]

Which HFT are considered hardest to get into?

[uneven sand]

depends

[crisp berry]

@quaint bolt is there somewhere i can see which amazon offices have which orgs or is that only available internally

thinking of asking to switch to toronto but they'll probably say no

[quaint bolt]

get into or work there bc the work you do there will be similar if you're working on anything that's performance-based

[quaint bolt]

internal

ask the toronto and vancouver chats tho

[echo marsh]

Get into?

[low vale]

not super hard, its a company of 35000 swe

[quaint bolt]

vancouver has s3, rds, alexa, ads, payments and lots of diff cdo orgs (off the top of my head)

toronto has prime video and idk what else

[low vale]

dynamodb

that is very true

[crisp berry]

as long as theres decent chance of non aws i guess its fine

really dont want to do aws

[low vale]

all the best amazon kids go to nyc though

so come to nyc

[quaint bolt]

really cool projects at aws tho

[low vale]

lower amount of people to look through

[quaint bolt]

my friend worked on "exabyte-scale deletion" for his project

[low vale]

is this for dynamodb or is that not an aws team?

[quaint bolt]

aws sqs iirc

or something idr

[low vale]

man there are so many aws services

[hardy patrol]

how much is your friends

crazy

[mossy widget]

Which position

[echo marsh]

Quant offers get changed a lot cuz quant firms compete with each other

[quaint bolt]

you don't wanna be on ddb tho unless you're prepared to sacrifice wlb for fast promos

[low vale]

yes

wlb is for losers

like me after 2 years in amazon

[wooden shard]

nyc has ddb?

[mossy widget]

I got arrowstreet intern offer last year and it’s less than even this number

[echo marsh]

arrowstreet capital faking their numbers to be #1 internship on levels

[low vale]

i dunno which teams are where

[mossy widget]

I also got quant dev offer

[low vale]

i just hope im on one of the really fast promotion teams

[echo marsh]

gooby, did you end up taking Arrowstreet?

[quaint bolt]

ddb oncall rotation is daily bc a single engineer can't handle the sheer volume of tickets for more than one day

[low vale]

because i want to get to sde3 really fast

[mossy widget]

Yeah it was only 70/hr for me

[quaint bolt]

bc if ddb goes down netlifx, snapchat, zoom, samsung and more will burn

[low vale]

oh...

[mossy widget]

Yeah

Yeah

[echo marsh]

gooby did you take Arrowstreet or you went somewhere else?

[mossy widget]

Bonus was 5000-10000

[low vale]

its funny how literally half of the internet depends on amazon

[mossy widget]

Nah I went with doordash

[low vale]

probably more tbh

[mossy widget]

Yeah maybe

[echo marsh]

on levels.fyi, you submit the offer with google form so could be some fake

[wooden shard]

can i dm about the interview process

[quaint bolt]

my friend's intern project was something robinhood and doordash requested from aws rds

very pog stuff

[mossy widget]

Yeah

[echo marsh]

i believe yoou

[uneven sand]

including bonus in hourly rate is cringe

and wrong

[echo marsh]

where could you other friend be deciding lol?

[mossy widget]

Sure

[echo marsh]

Oh shit

[uneven sand]

because people want to feel better about themselves

[echo marsh]

your friend is cracked

[uneven sand]

levels doesn't do it, it's people just entering it wrong

yes

[mossy widget]

Def do 2s for SWE

[uneven sand]

some firms ik are correct representations of hourly

[echo marsh]

yeah levels doesnt calculate it, i submitted an offer with signing but the signing didnt get added to hourly

[mossy widget]

2s SWE is very similar to tech places

[uneven sand]

also stuff like signing bonus is a text field in their form

[mossy widget]

If your friend is still interested in going to tech places later on

[uneven sand]

some people got 120 tho i thought

[mossy widget]

Then also 2s lol

[uneven sand]

yea

levels takes highest figure

which isn't very accurate for quant bc of negotiation

[mossy widget]

Nah arrowstreet is solid but 2s is better imo

I also got 2s internship last year

So I did a bit of research

[echo marsh]

wait gooby youre cracked

u got arrowstreet, 2s, and doordash?

you wanted to do tech tho?

[wooden shard]

wait howd u get doordash so fast?

i thoguht people just getting OAs

[mossy widget]

Last year lol

[wooden shard]

oh u taking return?

[echo marsh]

why is citadel intern housing goated?

i made it to citadel onsite last yr and then resume rejected this yr, mad weird

[wooden shard]

cooldown?

[echo marsh]

nah it had been past 6 months

[mossy widget]

Yeah but tbh this year I would prefer 2s more if I can get 2s ng offer

[echo marsh]

DRW did same with me

interview with them last yr, mfs rejected me after resume

[mossy widget]

Still deciding

[echo marsh]

Brian you tryna do quant?

Youre a beast

for swe?

can i pm you?

wait fr? LOL

nah its ab personal situation

not advice

just wanted to ask a Q lol

[mossy widget]

Sure

[spark hearth]

harvard

[jaunty cove]

mid

[spark hearth]

@inner kernel how was radix phone

[uneven sand]

they asked radix sort

[wooden shard]

chck fil a?

[uneven sand]

if he had chick fil a, he'd be at rentech rn

[echo marsh]

Isnt radix super elite and selective small quant? Like up there with RenTech, Headlands, Five Rings?

[wooden shard]

has to be mcdonaldas

[uneven sand]

yea radix is very selective

[low vale]

guys how do i get out of the metaverse

I'm trapped with Zuck

[golden root]

give zuck the succ

[low vale]

guess im staying here for the long run

[hardy patrol]

let it be monday already i need closure on my apps

[low vale]

man i wish i knew why pinterest and msft resume screened me man

[hardy patrol]

dont delay the inevitable

[low vale]

monday is a public holiday, not likely to get many responses then

[hardy patrol]

is it

bruh...

let it be tuesday already

[low vale]

i think pinterest might be because i don't use pinterest

lol

[sick oar]

blame the economy

[hardy patrol]

nobody uses pinterest

0 users monthly check the records

[low vale]

krish does and he got phone

🙀

[hardy patrol]

cap

@honest spire you got phone??

[low vale]

oh just oa?

still more than me

[hardy patrol]

writing tanz name in the death note

[low vale]

[near swallow]

Bruh i cant get over this im dead

[low vale]

i wish i got the codesignal link instead of insta screned

[near swallow]

Because i am their manager

[low vale]

why would you write that

like what is the purpose?

just to annoy people?

[near swallow]

My team has 3 hispanics we are literal thugs

We have assaulted coworkers

[dark jungle]

anyone also get another cisco email asking if they are intrested?

[low vale]

i am convinced that these should be ignored

they keep sending them out

[dark jungle]

yea thats what i thought but why is this the third one lmao

[low vale]

like holy shit just reject already

[dark jungle]

true

[low vale]

just fill it out and say you're still interested ig

[dark jungle]

r

lul

[uneven sand]

amazon

[low vale]

amazon

[uneven sand]

jane street

[low vale]

^

hrt if you're a loser

[uneven sand]

jane street interviews are easy

they just make you code checkers

[near swallow]

Yeah but it’s 4d checkers and ur blindfolded and it’s in ocaml

Checkmate motherfucker

[still yacht]

do u guys think getting into amazon is a good outcome for going to an elite school?

[ivory ocean]

Yes

[uneven sand]

you could've at least gotten yahkunazon

[near swallow]

It depends. U have to be winning at life in other ways like handsome

[low vale]

getting into amaozn is better than what most cs majors can achieve

[ivory ocean]

Yeah I’m not even at a T100 and I got Yahkunazon CTO cmon man

[still yacht]

its objectively a top outcome tbh no matter the school, based on salary brand name etc

[low vale]

you can aim for better "prestige" but i would be immensely happy with amazon ng

[uneven sand]

but if you go to MIT and the best you can get is google, you've failed

[cold path]

Hey guys my recruiter said amazon is done

is this true?

[low vale]

yeah

[cold path]

Been trying to get past screen for so long

[low vale]

i got the last offer yesterday

i now have 200 amazon offers

[cold path]

Ru gonna accept

[still yacht]

how?

[low vale]

none for the rest of you

[cold path]

if not can u tell recruiter to give me a chance

[low vale]

he's memeing

[uneven sand]

https://www.teamblind.com/post/did-i-waste-my-time-in-college-feel-disappointed-with-new-grad-results-FLcBx6es

[ivory ocean]

Fax

[low vale]

oh my god i saw this

[ivory ocean]

Lmaoooo

[low vale]

its so cringe

[zealous grotto]

Never got this email and my portal still says in process

ghosted again

[ivory ocean]

What a fucking bitch dude, imagine telling everyone you feel like a failure because you got a top 1% job but not a top .5%

[low vale]

first comment lmao

[cold path]

Goog no longer prestigious btw

[dark jungle]

and make sure u bench 500lb too

[low vale]

"I have the perception that Google is not that special anymore in 2021/2022. The truth is I grew up in a small town and was treated like a genius for being admitted to MIT and whenever I go back home, people still treat me like I'm the next Einstein even though I know I'm certainly not. However, I still feel like I let everyone down for going to a normal company like Google"

true

should've made a startup

[ivory ocean]

I love the dude gaslighting him

[low vale]

failure as a human tbh

[cold path]

LMFAOOO 💀💀💀

this is what everyone in the comments shouldve done

definitely feels like hes just fishing for compliments

[low vale]

saving you for last

best for last

bro its fine they don't expect perfect sys design

[uneven sand]

i mean OP is right. he clearly wasted his time in college by not touching grass

[low vale]

bezos works in mysterious ways

[uneven sand]

i want chocolate milkshake

[ivory ocean]

He definitely is, high intelligence is directly correlated with increased narcissism rates which is likely why so many of the top performers are seen making posts like this

But with an F

[dark jungle]

are QA and test automation engineers basically the same thing...

[uneven sand]

guys i just graduated from MIT with a 5.0 GPA at age 12 and I could only crack rentech. I feel like I've wasted my potential bc I see my friends going to prestigious places like yahkunazon and kirb street. Should I just quit and go work at a mcdonalds

[still yacht]

I have the perception that Google is not that special anymore in 2021/2022. The truth is I grew up in a small town and was treated like a genius for being admitted to MIT and whenever I go back home, people still treat me like I'm the next Einstein even though I know I'm certainly not. However, I still feel like I let everyone down for going to a normal company like Google and not pursuing a PhD or getting an offer somewhere more prestigious. During Thanksgiving, my extended family was so impressed when I told them I am going to Google but they just don't know any better, since I can see from LinkedIn that people from all kinds of ordinary backgrounds are at Google and that makes me feel bad about myself. I know this sounds arrogant and I'm sorry but I can't help but think this way.

[near swallow]

This is how i know u never been to the gym

[uneven sand]

salat 🍃 — Today at 9:23 PM
Sidney — Today at 8:23 PM
I have the perception that Google is not that special anymore in 2021/2022. The truth is I grew up in a small town and was treated like a genius for being admitted to MIT and whenever I go back home, people still treat me like I'm the next Einstein even though I know I'm certainly not. However, I still feel like I let everyone down for going to a normal company like Google and not pursuing a PhD or getting an offer somewhere more prestigious. During Thanksgiving, my extended family was so impressed when I told them I am going to Google but they just don't know any better, since I can see from LinkedIn that people from all kinds of ordinary backgrounds are at Google and that makes me feel bad about myself. I know this sounds arrogant and I'm sorry but I can't help but think this way.

[near swallow]

600lb is minimum if u got amazon 🍌

[cold path]

Drt takes chances on failures, u should try applying

[low vale]

yahkuba matada (full) — Today at 9:23 PM
salat 🍃 — Today at 9:23 PM
Sidney — Today at 8:23 PM
I have the perception that Google is not that special anymore in 2021/2022. The truth is I grew up in a small town and was treated like a genius for being admitted to MIT and whenever I go back home, people still treat me like I'm the next Einstein even though I know I'm certainly not. However, I still feel like I let everyone down for going to a normal company like Google and not pursuing a PhD or getting an offer somewhere more prestigious. During Thanksgiving, my extended family was so impressed when I told them I am going to Google but they just don't know any better, since I can see from LinkedIn that people from all kinds of ordinary backgrounds are at Google and that makes me feel bad about myself. I know this sounds arrogant and I'm sorry but I can't help but think this way.

[uneven sand]

i would rather go to mcdonalds than drt

[still yacht]

mods can you do something about the spam? please mods. this server needs help.

[uneven sand]

salat 🍃 — Today at 9:24 PM
mods can you do something about the spam? please mods. this server needs help.
Sidney — Today at 9:24 PM
mods can you do something about the spam? please mods. this server needs help.

[low vale]

salat 🍃 — Today at 9:24 PM
mods can you do something about the spam? please mods. this server needs help.
Sidney — Today at 9:24 PM
mods can you do something about the spam? please mods. this server needs help.
yahkuba matada (full) — Today at 9:24 PM
salat 🍃 — Today at 9:24 PM
mods can you do something about the spam? please mods. this server needs help.
Sidney — Today at 9:24 PM
mods can you do something about the spam? please mods. this server needs help.

[near swallow]

mods can you do something about the spam? please mods. this server needs help.
@quaint bolt

[ivory ocean]

Wait, there’s a Kirb Street?

Would I be fired from Yahkunazon if I worked there too?

[quaint bolt]

yall want slow mode again?

or the hammer

[ivory ocean]

Fuck no

Hammer

[quaint bolt]

[static spindle]

SLOW MOOOOOODE AWWWW YEAAAAAH

[uneven sand]

ban @hearty river

[static spindle]

SLOW MODE AWOOOOOOOOO

[ivory ocean]

@uneven sand am I able to work at both Yknz and Kirb St?

[uneven sand]

no

[ivory ocean]

Or would I get fired

[uneven sand]

there's a lifetime noncompete

[ivory ocean]

Okay

^^^

[low vale]

full of grass

[ivory ocean]

I don’t want any of that

[near swallow]

We reach out to desirable candidates. App is not public

[quaint bolt]

I just got an interview invite for Kirb Street!

[near swallow]

U will be contacted soon.

• Kirb Kirbonium
  [e-mail]
  Recruiter at Kirb Street

[hardy patrol]

whats kirb street first round like

[near swallow]

Post process

Do it

[ivory ocean]

Omg it’s real

The email went through

[near swallow]

Classified. Leaks will be punished severely with our internal Ba Sing Se police force

[quaint bolt]

No I’ll get dms asking about the process even if I post it here

earth benders at kirb street

[hardy patrol]

capital punishment for violating kirb street nda

[near swallow]

Yeah i think i had actually called it this i forget. Fuck up my inbox bro i never look

It’s an alt

[hardy patrol]

bro got big G offer on sunday night damn

[void flame]

cry more dumbass

[hardy patrol]

still waiting for oa but i applied like 3 days ago

[ivory ocean]

😦

[void flame]

oops

wrong person

lol same problem stop spamming jesus

[void flame]

*cry more dumbass

[near swallow]

Watch one of our Earth Bender Engineers share their experience at the kirb street internship panel. There will be free swag

[quaint bolt]

wagwan

[void flame]

@near swallow lmk when u can refer me to fb bb 😌

[near swallow]

I believe bah#2368 is a menace to this server and the online CS community at large. He is a troll and must be dealt with. People like him give our profession a bad name and maybe he should learn to be a functioning human before grinding Leetcode and calling me stupid. You can have your job and money, I have my soul.

[cold path]

fb doesnt take ppl that smell bad

sorry

[void flame]

is that why i didn’t get a ft return offer

[near swallow]

Bro im barely holding down my own job

They are lining people up for the metaphorical firing squad here

[void flame]

ain’t no way

fr?

[near swallow]

I am high prio team but nobody is safe

Yeah dude u havent kept up? Meta is doing low key PIPs lolool

[quaint bolt]

me

Yes

You can just ask here if it’s about amazon

[still bison]

@quaint bolt

[near swallow]

@still bison

[still bison]

Did u finish the Akuna C++ codepair

Like, I did the interview but we didn’t get to the last part

[elfin adder]

yes buddy

[void flame]

i got bloomberg and that was that

[elfin adder]

go to retirement home

[still bison]

Cuz I was too fucking slow in answering his questions

[near swallow]

[void flame]

i’m discontent but i’m not gonna pass hft screens so what diff does that make

[near swallow]

Yeah it’s hella unstable. Internally not great. Most unstable big N

[quaint bolt]

It’s p bad this szn bc companies are hiring so little esp considering I go to a target school too but I’ve heard back from p much every company I’ve applied to minus JS

[quaint bolt]

Bro I’ve got offer wym

[still bison]

Nah I meant like how did ur codepair go

[quaint bolt]

Oh

I finished it yeah

[still bison]

Fuck

[spice edge]

u interning there this summer?

[still bison]

Incoming Akuna reject -_-

[quaint bolt]

No

[still bison]

This is what happens when u actually have a social life and touch grass

U get normal eyes

[quaint bolt]

It’s bad bc target + amazon used to be enough for JS back in 2021 but now my friend who’s target and has asana + amazon got resume rejected

[spark hearth]

u got akuna?

[quaint bolt]

That was my first offer this szn

[spark hearth]

do akuna

[static spindle]

did you get c++ or python?

[quaint bolt]

But my other friend who goes to the same school got in with Bloomberg. Mf applied and got phone the next day

[stone echo]

praying for stripe

🙏

[quaint bolt]

no

[stone echo]

[quaint bolt]

goog > akuna

[spark hearth]

u got google?

[cold path]

its racism thats why

js racist btw

me and juda interned here last summer

great times….

[spark hearth]

google #1?

[quaint bolt]

Im in pm but it’s summer so I’ll prolly get a match according to my best friend @uneven sand

[still bison]

I’m not target for JS, but I had SIG and got phone

[spark hearth]

u'll def get matched loll

[quaint bolt]

Sure

[spark hearth]

just make sure u accept the projects u want

so u dont get put with automating tests like @uneven sand

[quaint bolt]

I’m meta gaming the goog project match form

[spark hearth]

lol

wtf google g7

[uneven sand]

tf is g7

[spark hearth]

airbnb entry is g7

Google7

ahh

ty guys

[uneven sand]

it is

[spark hearth]

no its google

marvin sent screenshot

the screenshot is definitive proof

faang = amazon tho

[devout jewel]

yo that's my dream company

imagine getting an offer

[uneven sand]

clubhouse > jane street

[devout jewel]

[spark hearth]

clubhouse #1

[hardy patrol]

juda show us what the google offices look like none of us have seen it before

[devout jewel]

PLZ

[hardy patrol]

kyoyo you get an internship yet

[spark hearth]

no

[hardy patrol]

id do the same if i had g

[still yacht]

undisputed tier list

[frigid gate]

which website is this ?

[quaint bolt]

Dabi River trading where @cold path

[frigid gate]

ok link for this pls ?

[uneven sand]

-10 tc

[spark hearth]

databricks > stripe?

[still yacht]

prestige hunt

is the website

[spark hearth]

no

[jaunty cove]

where is my airbnb oa

[frigid gate]

tks

[jaunty cove]

or phone

or offer

[grim steppe]

bro 💀

[low vale]

I'd say so

[hardy patrol]

undisputed tier list

[still yacht]

prestige hunt is prolly the worst list ive ever seen

[near swallow]

It’s not actual pip but likely precursor to one. The internal workings of the perf rating are unclear but it’s a designation labeled Needs Support. And yes i know of one new grad who is already past ramp up and designated this

Depending on team, anything can happen

[cold path]

WERE IN THE GREEN THIS YR SO WE CAN AFFORD TO PAY OUR EMPLOYYEESS

[quaint bolt]

this year 💀

[hardy patrol]

deadass

[spark hearth]

prestigious company

[jaunty cove]

at least 3

Actually goku moment

he has the google tag on his name now

[quaint bolt]

goku moment

every bun ass Amazon mf gets citadel just chill

[north portal]

id love amazon tbh

[jaunty cove]

i was trolling about amazon being a bad company bro just be happy about the job

[hardy patrol]

when i get amz ill be bing chillin

[near swallow]

If 15 people can vouch for gokugate i will unban

[hardy patrol]

grind ends there

[jaunty cove]

he got banned again in one day?

[quaint bolt]

You’re a banana

[jaunty cove]

the more you type on this server the more likely google will give you an oa

tahts why im always here

[hardy patrol]

lmao

[spark hearth]

!poll should gokugate be unbanned?

[warped dagger]

kyoyoberry asks: should gokugate be unbanned?

[wooden shard]

goku hates me 😦

[near swallow]

20

[hardy patrol]

nah bruh wtf

[jaunty cove]

the people have sopken

[spark hearth]

i got seattle

[hardy patrol]

are you a freshman

[grand bane]

prestigehunt omega dumb

[spark hearth]

yeah

[grand bane]

meta > roblox? 😂

[spark hearth]

google #1

[hardy patrol]

who monka reacted fess up

bro

[still yacht]

lets make a discord wide tier list survey

[jaunty cove]

do they recruit at top 500 schools bro?

[wooden shard]

get 5r

[still yacht]

i love tier lists

all day i think about tier lists

[wooden shard]

my whole life is a tier list

[low vale]

nah too many people would meme and the lis would be useless

[spark hearth]

do they recruit at T1000 schools?

[jaunty cove]

5 rings is mid at best

[spark hearth]

i go to T1000 school

[wooden shard]

they pay like $120/hr + $15000 signon

[low vale]

5r doesn't even recruit t25

[hardy patrol]

t768 and up only

[wooden shard]

they recruit from ut austin

[quaint bolt]

damn bro goes to the new HP InkJet T1000

[still yacht]

Jane Street vs Sequoia what offer would u take

[wooden shard]

sequoia

[low vale]

I will become a googler on tuesday

strongest hire in G history

[sinful locust]

i will get google oa

[jaunty cove]

mama mia

[low vale]

mountain mama

[still yacht]

what's more prestigious, CEO of Citadel/Jane Street or CFO of FAANG?

[low vale]

school list being huge means like 10-15 schools

"even"

[jaunty cove]

cfo of fang

[low vale]

uiuc is good for cs

i wish the companies that recruit from uiuc came to my school

[sinful locust]

and so amazon

everyone i know from uiuc works at amazon

[still yacht]

would u rather win rhodes scholar or win intel isef or get into Jane Street

[hardy patrol]

amazon sleeping on late aug apps

where our oas @

[low vale]

they don't hire 10k swe

they have only 35k swe to begin with

[clever grail]

https://tenor.com/view/dsmp-dream-gnf-george-cope-gif-23211868

[low vale]

that wasn't swe

that was across all roles

lmao

you joined at the worst time

its usually better

[hardy patrol]

erm is google good enough 😟

[low vale]

no you should've gone to google @median hedge

failure as a human

[jaunty cove]

so you wish your company hired less people

[low vale]

yo meta is the most prestigious

no incoming interns for meta

[jaunty cove]

yea not considering that it might mean he never got the offer

[spark hearth]

show resume

[hardy patrol]

this guy not holding back punches

[low vale]

i wish

actual dream

ultimate prestige

[jaunty cove]

i wish jane street hired half as many people but also didnt resume reject me

[low vale]

prestige is weird gimme money

[grand bane]

facts

it is economics

meta most prestigious

hiring 0 interns

whoever gets meta is god

[jaunty cove]

no you go to harvard so your surrounded by it

but its not everywhere

[low vale]

idts

oh man were you here for the copypasta earlier?

you would've loved it

[jaunty cove]

what if they only hired 2k people

but you wont

[still yacht]

Y

[low vale]

law is just as bad as cs

[jaunty cove]

this is funny but also distracting

ib is the worst

but cs is bad

[low vale]

ib is awful

[quaint bolt]

like all my friends at banana corp this past summer

[low vale]

i think this is a bad idea to jump on

[quaint bolt]

you wouldn't see my anyways bc canada

if im at goog nyc then maybe

[low vale]

come to nyc

true

i agree

[round spire]

wrong I'm at T50 LAC and got a five rings quant trading interview

[quaint bolt]

but the conversations I've had with my friends about nyc rent

[low vale]

welp guess i just suck then

[quaint bolt]

makes me want to yeet myself off a cliff

so realistically getting a cali team with goog is the better financial decision

[frigid gate]

which school

and are u junior ?

[hardy patrol]

whats the highest col cities in america

[round spire]

LAC and yes

[hardy patrol]

number 1 is nyc or bay area

[frigid gate]

name I mean

[hardy patrol]

so i know where not to move

[frigid gate]

I also in LAC school

[quaint bolt]

good studios in sunnyvale is like 2.5k-ish, it's like 3.5k+ minimum for nyc if you wanna live anywhere near manhattan

[near swallow]

He needed 15 but he cant even get enough people 😹

[quaint bolt]

which is where goog office is

[hardy patrol]

nyc still topping charts for most extravagant rent for smallest studios

[low vale]

yeah but you have to consider location too

[quaint bolt]

ark gonna start benching you my man don't show her this

you really put her in D tier

[hardy patrol]

i considered location and have arrived to the conclusion that i dont want to pay 3.5k a month to live in a city that smells like garbage every monday/thursday morning

[low vale]

"lubed mechanical keyboard"?

[low vale]

no location as in nyc is a big ass city

[sinful locust]

AM I F TIER?

[low vale]

if you live i n downtown it costs a lot

[hardy patrol]

true

[slow veldt]

where do americans who go to waterloo place

[wooden shard]

nordstrom?

[low vale]

if you live in queens rent is normal mcol

[quaint bolt]

it kinda is you just gotta pay for it

[hardy patrol]

queens is the cheapest borough isnt it

or is that bronx

[wooden shard]

harlem

[low vale]

bronx i think

[frigid gate]

cinge tier list ?

[near swallow]

I didnt make it

This guy did

[low vale]

i think list goes manhattan queens brooklyn bronx

staten island doesn't count

no one lives there

[jaunty cove]

im D tier

[quaint bolt]

I will live in NJ with my brethren

[hardy patrol]

every retired firefighter and cop lives there

[low vale]

literally nothing

[near swallow]

It’s not too accurate to compare a “decent” 2500 bay area rent to nyc 3500. I think they are much more similar

[hardy patrol]

staten island is like if you teleported a random florida suburb into an island off manhatan

[near swallow]

Why

[still yacht]

ratio

[hardy patrol]

📻

[near swallow]

The only one is walking distance to office but the rest is workable, u can find well placed apt tbh in other boroughs

[wooden shard]

When google OA

[frigid gate]

I'm C tier lmao

[zealous grotto]

tmr

[hardy patrol]

manhattan got insane food on every corner in the form of shoddy halal food carts with cooks that dont wash their hands

[jaunty cove]

all of it except linkedin

[hardy patrol]

best ive had

[low vale]

wait charlie you in nyc?

[hardy patrol]

yea

[low vale]

check out this ice cream place

if you get the chance

[quaint bolt]

halal guys

[low vale]

anita del gelato

[hardy patrol]

manhattan?

[still yacht]

How big of a diff is HYP vs the rest of Ivies for CS/entrepreneurship stuff

[low vale]

yeah by penn station

[true glade]

bro

are colleges the only thing you talk about

[low vale]

they got like 30 flavors its great

[hardy patrol]

ive heard about them they sound fire

[still yacht]

Ratio

[true glade]

did you just react to your own message

[still yacht]

Yea, got a problem?

[hardy patrol]

they opened up a dave's by midtown they got insane hot sandwiches

[sinful locust]

@still yacht

[hardy patrol]

peep it

[sinful locust]

yes

[hardy patrol]

its fucking you isnt it salat

[still yacht]

I’m smarter than all u guys bro

L

[low vale]

you are, can you hire me when you make your startup?

[still yacht]

Ratio

[near swallow]

Princeton probably a cut above? Wont matter too much at end of day

[sinful locust]

nice

now who the fuck asked kid

[still yacht]

I did

[sinful locust]

no one likes u

stop talking

shushhh

[jaunty cove]

everyone smarter than me is a nerd and everyone dumber than me is an idiot

[hardy patrol]

bro called him kid

[near swallow]

Bichotaso rare W

[hardy patrol]

cod mw2 lobby flashbacks

[near swallow]

@sinful locust do u wanna unban goku. We need votes

[still yacht]

Who are u kid 🤓

[true glade]

no please do not unban goku

[low vale]

sidney is goku reborn

[coarse vigil]

Sidney has balls

[low vale]

[near swallow]

I wont this is a pretend democracy

It’s like america

[coarse vigil]

This is prob Sidney in real life

[still yacht]

u go to a shit tier non target, GOML kid

[hardy patrol]

that chair struggling

[still yacht]

Enjoy the Amazon offer

[sinful locust]

lol i go to mit but okay

what shit school do u go to

[coarse vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/noooooooooo-gif-22984243

[near swallow]

@still yacht last warning before ban btw

[still yacht]

Haha no u don’t

[sinful locust]

yes i do

lmfao ask anyone here

[low vale]

sid, what happened to you in the few hours since you were last on

[still yacht]

“Ask anyone here” like ppl don’t make stuff up

[sinful locust]

sid is just bad cause he didnt make it

[coarse vigil]

Yeah terrible things happened it seems

[near swallow]

@spark hearth do poll to ban Sidney

[sinful locust]

yeah

[hardy patrol]

genuinely the nerdiest roast ive ever seen

[sinful locust]

lol

shut ur big bank headass

[coarse vigil]

Summer 2023 is cooking

[sinful locust]

indeed

[coarse vigil]

🧑‍🍳

[sinful locust]

https://tenor.com/view/whet-what-ew-can-you-not-stop-gif-9908266

[hardy patrol]

what a recession does to an mf

[sinful locust]

lol

[near swallow]

Imagine paying out the ass for target and all ur friends go to hrt and all u can get is google

[hardy patrol]

fax

[sinful locust]

lolll

@still yacht what school you go to

[still yacht]

What’d you get in your SAT bichotaso? 1300?

[sinful locust]

calm down 🥱

[sinful locust]

bro ur actually lost

🤣

[still yacht]

Ratioooo

[sinful locust]

get well soon

[hardy patrol]

nah bro he got a sub 1400 🥶 🥶 🥶

[sinful locust]

yeah i got a 100

[near swallow]

I have been here 100x before as mod. Sidney will be ratio’d like 10x then say something incredibly fucked then i ban him

[sinful locust]

for writing my name

@still yacht what school you go to

[still yacht]

ASU

[sinful locust]

calm this guy sidney down

hes lost

[true glade]

THEN WHY U TALKING SHIT ABOUT NON TARGET

[hardy patrol]

trading salaries straight retarded

[sinful locust]

you trolling?

yes

[still yacht]

Facts

[low vale]

they're trolling

[granite fulcrum]

whats up with sidney

[low vale]

yeah its hard to believe man

[hardy patrol]

chill n3s here hes the final boss

[low vale]

can't believe i met a real life troll

[hardy patrol]

of csmajors

[sinful locust]

@still yacht you don't go to ASU.

[true glade]

wait tbf n3 your school is pretty good

[hardy patrol]

stop peanut reacting 700k

[still yacht]

Ye, I go to ASU. Problem?

[sinful locust]

ur still talking

shut the fuck up bro

[sinful locust]

which campus

[still yacht]

Nah

[sinful locust]

what high school you go to @still yacht

[low vale]

is joke, we know 700k is high

[sinful locust]

hes shitting on targets and faang and all this weird shit

lol

he just has too much time

[near swallow]

Bro goes to the premier party school and never touched a blade of grass in his life

[hardy patrol]

i cant tell if you guys are being ironic anymore 💀

[sinful locust]

lmaooo

[still yacht]

I’m the smartest one in this discord by far

[sinful locust]

okay kid take a breather

[true glade]

whats bad about mit

[low vale]

1 less than you

[sinful locust]

mit is bad

[hardy patrol]

godly test scores

[uneven sand]

MIT is really bad

most people just get amazon

[sinful locust]

what high school you go to? from arizona?

[uneven sand]

when i can get amazon from squidward community college

[true glade]

isnt this everywhere

[scenic sluice]

what to expect from a "30 minute zoom interview"

[still yacht]

MIT is for freaking nerds, no wonder you guys don’t go to a school with real prestige like Harvard

[uneven sand]

yea average MIT is definitely not genius level but top 5% is gigachad

[scenic sluice]

this is my first interview at the company, smaller company. just wondering general things to talk about

[sinful locust]

nah everyone here is pretty smart

depends what u define as smart lol

nah

more

[low vale]

nah

[uneven sand]

i mean average MIT is like what top kids at my highschool were and they weren't crazy smart lol

[wide socket]

how about Stanford

yoo

[sinful locust]

this is cscareers server not college and quant jrk off session

[north portal]

Honestly I could probably be at MIT if i tried

[wide socket]

[sinful locust]

well its not all about careers lol

[scenic sluice]

wrong

[low vale]

you don't know enough to make the claim that only the top 20 people at mit are geniuses

[jaunty cove]

i am one of them

[sinful locust]

well yeah thats good

[scenic sluice]

what to expect from a 30 minute zoom interview?

[wide socket]

questions

[north portal]

questions

[scenic sluice]

yes

[hardy patrol]

n3 where do you rank yourself on the humble scale

[low vale]

i mean same but the people i know are all smart

[north portal]

@wide socket we both MIT level geniuses ngl

[scenic sluice]

what kind of questions

[wide socket]

ong

[jaunty cove]

I mean i go to a top 50 school so im probably the smartest one here

[near swallow]

Where do the absolute smartest CS people concentrate the most? Srs question

[sinful locust]

where do you go?

[wide socket]

in hfts

[wooden shard]

caltech?

[scenic sluice]

bruh

[wide socket]

lmao

[sinful locust]

uc davis?

[uneven sand]

my school sent like 5ish to MIT and id say it's an even balance of really smart and pretty smart + involved in a bunch of extracurriculars

[jaunty cove]

no the school where they invented ctf

[hardy patrol]

where you headed

[jaunty cove]

the website

idk

[sinful locust]

cmu

[scenic sluice]

i think like 15 people from my school went to college period LOL

[uneven sand]

sufficient for significant statistical analysis

[north portal]

to the moon once I get a faang

[wooden shard]

where does caltech rank

[uneven sand]

bottom 10

[wooden shard]

in cs schools

[sinful locust]

🧢

[wooden shard]

so much copium

[north portal]

caltech is stupid

[visual knot]

when did this server become so elitist

[true glade]

caltech is like academia

[jaunty cove]

my parents made me develop a crud iphone app when i was in highschol which got me into MIt

[old kelp]

[near swallow]

Harvey mudd is best cuz u make it out of the mudd when u grad

[sinful locust]

same

[scenic sluice]

always has been

[hardy patrol]

can you imagine this shit like you could make 300k out of college if you know how to solve quirky coding puzzles really well

[warped dagger]

pbjpie asks: are you currently enrolled in t10/ivy?

[north portal]

honestly if you dont go to hustlers univeristy, you wont even get past the resume screens nowadays

[still yacht]

1. Harvard
2. Stanford
3. Princeton
4. Yale
5. Columbia
6. Penn
7. Dartmouth
8. brown
9. MIT
10. Caltech

[scenic sluice]

"who can play the game the best"

[north portal]

my school better than all of them

[wooden shard]

why is penn that high

[low vale]

n3 goes to uchicago?

i thought he said his school was bad wtf

[uneven sand]

also isn't it like only around 30%ish of students at these top schools gets something like faang

[hardy patrol]

anybody whos a regular in a server dedicated to the grind is going to be comprised of the 1%

[uneven sand]

not even the average student gets amazon i bet

or barely the average student

[true glade]

thye dont

[spark hearth]

n3 goes to uchicago?

[near swallow]

My most toxic take is it’s not. This is mostly an average top 10% of cs kids. But the top 5% are not here they are busy being successful and using a network of actual IRL people

[still yacht]

1. Harvard
2. Stanford
3. Princeton
4. Yale
5. Columbia
6. Penn
7. Dartmouth
8. brown
9. Chicago
10. Caltech
11. MIT
12. Duke

[north portal]

but we above average here

[spark hearth]

wtf????

[wooden shard]

n3 is from chicago?

[jaunty cove]

super egg drop is harder than getting a 4.0 gpa in hs

[visual knot]

bruh n3 they tryna dox u

run while u can

[uneven sand]

like i go on linkedin to see people from my area that went to these top schools and i rarely see faang+ interns (and this is from a tryhard bay area school)

[dusk kayak]

i am painfully average

[wooden shard]

why is penn so high

[dusk kayak]

[spark hearth]

@sinful locust can u help me with my math hw?

[low vale]

bro you said your school was bad

[north portal]

plz man

[true glade]

wait pbj you also go to same school?

LOL

[north portal]

i got a 20 on my calc 3 midterm

[wooden shard]

wtf

[spark hearth]

@sinful locust i live in chicago, wanna meet up?

[low vale]

💀

[near swallow]

Can u do ur job i tagged u earlier

[sinful locust]

https://www.niche.com/colleges/search/best-colleges/

[jaunty cove]

n3 doxed

[wooden shard]

uchicago goated for policy makers

[jaunty cove]

Oh no

[wooden shard]

[spark hearth]

where?

[hardy patrol]

can i dm for uchicago refferal

[low vale]

the only person i vaguely heard of who oes to uchicago is going to hrt for algo dev

[north portal]

i actually go to UChicago

[wooden shard]

can i dm for uchciago legacy

[jaunty cove]

why isnt my school on here?

[low vale]

also a usaco plat