#2023_summer

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jaunty cove
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now!

glad garnet
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where is my roblox email sadge

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I want robux

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do

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it

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I didnt bother since my deadline is oct25

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its not much different

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but if it comes down to it, maybe i will

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i try not to

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I will rather take amazon instead of renegade

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all my friends who interned at amazon tell me good things about it

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i did. they said i would be contacted this week

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but still no email

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for nowcopium

sinful locust
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just got fucked by tiktok oa

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harder than HRT and about as hard as akuna lmao

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no one who can pass that shit is working 50/hr except internationals

hushed crystal
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Yo @quaint bolt any chance I could DM you to ask about Palantir on-site?

hushed crystal
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Ite nws 🥲

quaint bolt
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you can just ask here, but I'm p sure I answered qs about this a couple times

hushed crystal
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Fair fair

quaint bolt
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it's just poor man's sys design and basic concurrency qs

hushed crystal
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What about the learning part? I’m guessing that’s decomp

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Like what you were saying

quaint bolt
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learning is concurrency

hushed crystal
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Oh I see

quaint bolt
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decomp is sys design

hushed crystal
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Gotchu

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Ite appreciate it man, ytb

glad garnet
quaint bolt
glad garnet
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impressive

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i didnt know someone so smart could be on discord

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also was that a yes or no

quaint bolt
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who knows

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we will never know

glad garnet
quaint bolt
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yes

quaint bolt
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didn't see fp1 tho

pseudo orbit
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i think most ppl dont watch the fps or quali

woeful lynx
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I am so scared that the rescind our offers due to economic problems😅 like 1 year is a looong time 😅😅😅

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Doing the meta move on us 😅

dense spear
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how do people get into NYC linkedin

woeful lynx
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Do you already know what it is? I can’t fully understand what the job will look like even though they tried to explain it to me 😅😅😅

past comet
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Hi

hollow sun
supple bridge
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anyone do splunk final loop?

frigid gate
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What happens again ?

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Nah

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Still Tempe like yesterday

sinful locust
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Does c1 accept Europeans?

sinful locust
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Thks

granite fulcrum
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Has anyone done snowflake before, I have their first technical coming up

frigid gate
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HEy @wary whale

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Do u have offer letter from Amz ?

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???

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???

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I though letter will be through gmail

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Nothing change in my portal

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Do u have any change ?

soft basin
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letter is in portal but ur gonna have to wait

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y’all are so damn impatient 😭

frigid gate
soft basin
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no letter is not through email

frigid gate
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😿

soft basin
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well just wait

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there’s nothing u can do

frigid gate
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Also when there is a letter u will find it in dashboard right ?

crystal agate
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yo does at&t do offseason?

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yeah just got email to schedule offer call

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I already accepted something for summer

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and looking for either fall / winter

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tbh idr

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I think dallas?

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eh I'll just ask on the call lol

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see what they say

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yeah I get that

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true true

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i'll lyk what they say on the call today lol

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if they do allow off season

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I had something that I might take for winter actually

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but if at&t allows winter I'd rather do that than the other company

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the other company is some random no name lol

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but either fall / winter is my goal now

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at&t

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yeah - gonna be taking a final soon tho so might not respond until PM

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networking gonna rip me a new one soon sadge

hardy patrol
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not checking apps anymore ill just grind lc and see where the chips lie since the process is retarded long

low vale
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The best strat

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Except I'm too lazy to do lc

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Do I just look at the questions

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And don't type out solutions

hardy patrol
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if its anything but two sum or reverse a string just leave the call

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tanz strat

hallow copper
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has anyone waited longer than month for datadog? I applied in like august and no response but I had final w them last year 😭

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hope i didn't get blacklisted

bold lake
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thats so rough damn

golden tusk
soft basin
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if they are still at the company

dense nimbus
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Anyone interviewed with ADP? If so how is it? I have 1 hour technical and behavioral interview next week

hallow copper
soft basin
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just mention u did final last yr and youd like an opportunity again this year

rough escarp
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Can someone confirm that datadog’s hackerrank oa contains sql?

civic parcel
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The recruiter asked to schedule a follow up call after my final round behavioral at Imc

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What does that mean?

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Can I still get rejected?

granite fulcrum
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happened to me

bold lake
gray zodiac
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Fr

civic parcel
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They said good chatting with me and proceeded to ask if I was free on Monday to schedule a call

real idol
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They resume rejected all of us

civic parcel
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In the interview they said that that was the next steps to getting the offer

bold lake
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next steps to getting the offer

can I still get rejected?

hallow copper
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i just applied today so hopefully two of us haha 🤞

bold lake
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i think you're fine lol

stone echo
bold lake
civic parcel
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Imc

granite fulcrum
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why is datadog so highly regarded here ?

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i've never heard of them before this discord

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they seem cool and all, interviewers seemed chill but i dont know too much about the company otherwise

uneven sand
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people like it bc good culture, pretty good pay, and nyc

granite fulcrum
uneven sand
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also intern

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and they do offseason which a decent amount of people here want

dense nimbus
naive kayak
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same

dense nimbus
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Do you know anyone that did interview there?

naive kayak
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nope

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what time

dense nimbus
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I am not sure yet

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You go to a Georgia school?

scenic sluice
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Goku?

night apex
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I have my manager chat as part of my on-site for stripe

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Is that normal? I thought ppl get it after

hexed rune
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Anyone done a live interview for State Farm?

stone echo
quaint bolt
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Just search heartless reneging bastard here

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That’s the one everyone uses

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My friend made it dogesmile

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ok

uneven sand
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😈
PepeHands
👍

brazen nacelle
hardy patrol
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he makes the same face i do when my mom forces me to pose in front of a statue of abraham lincoln and tells me to smile when i was in the 5th grade

scenic sluice
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Location?

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Any harm in putting no location preference on an application?

uneven sand
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don't you have uber offer

quaint bolt
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ok

wooden hazel
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does pinterest typically ghost after oa

sly plover
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Has anyone heard back after Goldman sach’s 2x45?

low vale
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How soon after acceptance do we decide start date?

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For Amazon

quaint bolt
hardy patrol
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its been like 4 days since ive heard from pint after oa i think they take a couple of weeks though

quaint bolt
hardy patrol
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salat doesnt react to every post with copium challenge (failed)

quaint bolt
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Why’re you asking this here when you’re in the Amazon server WazowskiStare

hardy patrol
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truly

north portal
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damn

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hubspot reject

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rip the dream

quaint bolt
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?avatar @median hedge

warped daggerBOT
hardy patrol
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sending my pinterest recruiter a jpeg of the copium emote in response to her rejection email

quaint bolt
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smoking bad

grand bane
north portal
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i didnt get final after behavioural

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which sucks cuz i literally lined up with their values

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so idk why

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no behavioural

hardy patrol
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i shouldve done ibm oa theyre not a bad company to intern for

north portal
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thats why im confusion

hardy patrol
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real

north portal
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literally read the values off the site bro, aint no way i failed it lmao

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this is some mega cap

bold eagle
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I didn't even get anything lmao

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And I applied for both positions

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probably ghost time

hardy patrol
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havent heard from plaid i noticed i get ghosted by smaller companies but pass the bar for big tech

naive kayak
quaint bolt
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don't go my friend who's senior swe there complains about plaid all the time kekw_recession_edition

hardy patrol
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oh is it

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alright that explains it

bold eagle
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kind of

quaint bolt
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what the

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soph

hardy patrol
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soph moment

north portal
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fax

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Sophomore gang rise up 😤

low vale
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I'm a sophomore if I get google

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Otherwise

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Junior

bold eagle
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Duolingo rejected me thrice in one year and now it keeps sending me lessons to study Mandarin testmike

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It never sent this before

quaint bolt
jaunty cove
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My internet is down at my house

hardy patrol
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gonna go hit the books

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salat it is fucking on sight

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if you step foot on the east coast

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lc

jaunty cove
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Do I use my personal hotspot for the amazon interview and hope my data doesnt run out or go on campus and have background noise 😦

jaunty cove
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Theyre all booked 😦

low vale
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Stay home

long slate
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use hotspot imo

hardy patrol
long slate
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its worth for this

jaunty cove
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My apartment’s wifi is down @honest spire

jaunty cove
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i gotta check somehow if theres a data cap

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Lmao

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Its so busy there

hardy patrol
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wack

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nothing worse than looking up an lc problem and finding no neetcode video for it

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gotta go with the neetcode wish.com alternative like cracking faang or shiran afergan

slow veldt
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my ego is too inflated to look for help! i will suffer instead!

hardy patrol
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fr

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spoiling lc questions for me wtf

jaunty cove
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Yes

hardy patrol
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i thought hashmap or something would work but the hint mentions connected points

low vale
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Neetcode is very good

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Finally understood dp after watching his videos and did a hard dp problem solo

hardy patrol
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if your in my walls help me during my final

uneven sand
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hard dp 🤨

low vale
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Repeating subproblems prayge

hardy patrol
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i dont believe any of you ill just watch the solution vid

north portal
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dynamic programming

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or dog poo for short

hardy patrol
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14 seconds into the video btw

low vale
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This one @rustic topaz

oak drift
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why did no one tell me HRT hr is on this server

quiet plover
oak drift
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HRT if you're reading this I love u

hardy patrol
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yea.

oak drift
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plz don't ghost me

quiet plover
quaint bolt
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LOL

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Don’t do him like that he replied to my comment copium

hardy patrol
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he does do that yea

quiet plover
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tbf I found his explanations to be much better than anything else online

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especially grokking or leetcode's solutions

hardy patrol
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neetcode diagram for two sum

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his dp ones were pretty good

jaunty cove
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I watched neetcode Gas station video, read the solution page, and stared at the problem description for an hour and i still have no idea how it works

quaint bolt
wooden shard
low vale
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I just went on the wrong train lmao

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Shoot me

oak drift
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ayo neetcode slander

old kelp
old kelp
quaint bolt
jaunty cove
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Im fked

uneven sand
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Imagine Wagons

uneven sand
old kelp
quaint bolt
jaunty cove
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Theres nowhere on campus thats quiet enough for my interview

old kelp
# jaunty cove Im fked

Bro my dumbass fumbled on a DFS question. Interviewer asked me how does a dfs traverse through a tree

jaunty cove
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💀

uneven sand
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find some random building that nobody uses

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like the gender studies building

old kelp
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I fucking answered the tree nodes wrong 😦

quaint bolt
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There’s this random Chinese YouTuber who does lc problems and their solutions are usually p neat and concise

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Idr the name of the channel

wooden shard
jaunty cove
jaunty cove
quaint bolt
jaunty cove
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Ima just walk into random classrooms and hope a class doesnt start at 11 there

wooden shard
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Go to a friends room

jaunty cove
quaint bolt
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Or like private silent study room?

old kelp
uneven sand
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don't you have a career center

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^

quaint bolt
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Ours is unironically called TC kekw_recession_edition

uneven sand
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i book at my career center and there's so few tryhards at my school that I'm the only one booking

quaint bolt
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Very fitting for a building where interviews are conducted in loo

jaunty cove
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Ah

quaint bolt
uneven sand
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yea i always know the room is open so i don't even bother booking in advance

quaint bolt
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I can imagine meta interviewing 80 sweats in there

uneven sand
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roommates

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having to schedule when im the only one there is annoying

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so i just book with career center

quaint bolt
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Yes back when we had in-person interviews they’d happen here

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Now you can just go in and take a room whenever you want if you’ve got an interview

uneven sand
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doesn't everyone at loo get auto meta interview

quaint bolt
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Bc it’s p much useless rn

quaint bolt
proud crag
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me too did u find it

quaint bolt
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Not now WazowskiStare

jaunty cove
uneven sand
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zucc is shitting his pants rn

quaint bolt
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Recession got meta hiring messed up

quaint bolt
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I overheard the plan, they’re firing @gentle latch

jaunty cove
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Juda wha thappened to your pics of google

quaint bolt
uneven sand
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gooble

proud crag
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mine was curiosity+innovation strength, drive weakness. couldnt be more accurate lmfao

jaunty cove
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Some decent places outside with good wifi

uneven sand
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what time is your interview

jaunty cove
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Ithanks for the ideas though

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11

low vale
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Glgl

uneven sand
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11 pst?

jaunty cove
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Yea 90 minutes

uneven sand
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gl

jaunty cove
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Ty

uneven sand
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yea id just find some random room

low vale
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You get into NYC or Seattle prayge

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Easiest interview of your life

uneven sand
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i did one of my interviews in our school of public health bc who tf takes classes there

jaunty cove
old kelp
low vale
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I'm praying for g so I can grad next year

old kelp
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You're racist?

old kelp
low vale
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Otherwise I'm thinking I stick around another year

floral sierra
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pinterest airbnb and roblox planned a rejection party for me today

old kelp
proud crag
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they dont deservce you king

old kelp
proud crag
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call me old fashioned but i dont believe women use the internet

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GIRL=Guy In Real Life

proud crag
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what is OF

floral sierra
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otter flow

proud crag
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otter flow is my favorite network algorithm

jaunty cove
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I need airbnb too

old kelp
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🤡 BRUH

pallid finch
old kelp
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Yeah

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Fuck them

jaunty cove
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i need gap

floral sierra
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gap owns old navy ??!

true glade
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i need money

proud crag
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take out a loan

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or make a startup and embezzle the fundign

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@true glade

true glade
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hmmmmm

proud crag
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student loans are low interest if u get the federal one

true glade
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i didnt mean in terms of loan

jaunty cove
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No

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i think it was a mistake 🙂

crystal agate
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think they said 2 weeks right?

true glade
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i need tc xd

crystal agate
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when was your phone?

bold eagle
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What tech do Gap and Nordstrom work on?

true glade
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colin davis dp enthusiast

bold eagle
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They seem to be hiring alot in SWE as of late

quaint bolt
granite fulcrum
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I had gap phone like two weeks ago

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Got ghosted

bold eagle
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Fair enough

granite fulcrum
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I have my second Ocient interview this Monday

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anyone have any tips

old kelp
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Ok and?

crystal agate
wooden shard
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Gap does batch days in November iirc

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O

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Last year did my final in November

elfin adder
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I had my gap behavioral 9/16 and still waiting

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bitches

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what does that mean?

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u threatening me?

hardy patrol
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wrapping my head around turning a list into a graph this q blows

granite fulcrum
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19

swift valley
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man it's 5 minutes into the interview and my interviewer still hasn't showed up

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for amazon

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first time scheduled, with no confirmation email

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second time no show

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man

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rough

low vale
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But reverse

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I didn't show up for 5 min

sterile temple
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I tried to link my secondary email with my primary codesignal email but it says that the email already exists. The codesignal hack is not working

low vale
floral sierra
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if he doesnt come in 15 min you get insta accepted

swift valley
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oohh

sterile temple
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wdym

low vale
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Sushi, which amazon location did you get put?

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NYC?

hardy patrol
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you guys too comfortable ghost pinging

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accounts merge lc is such a nuisance

sterile temple
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Make an account with a new enail. Take codesignal on this new email and link this emial with your primary email thag you apply with

low vale
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Florida is nice

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Yeah

loud axle
low vale
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Transferred from Seattle to nyc

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I live in NYC rn, spent some time in Seattle before

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Like NYC better

sterile temple
merry comet
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taking the amazon final in like two hours! did anyone get sys design questions?

low vale
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Me

merry comet
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honestly if it's mostly behavioral i think i'll do ok

low vale
jaunty cove
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I want san diego so i can meet goku

merry comet
jaunty cove
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and also surf

merry comet
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how are they going to do behavioral + LC + sys design

low vale
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They arent

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Behavioral plus sys

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Or behavior plus lc

terse thunder
low vale
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Either or

frigid gate
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No one at Tempe

jaunty cove
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How do i learn system design in 40 minutes

terse thunder
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I can see twitch con from my apartment lol

merry comet
terse thunder
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Hell naw my gf and I walked around outside the center and people looked mad crusty

frigid gate
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No my friend have bellevue

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Weird

low vale
# merry comet thanks!

Even if you get sys it's okay to mess up, I thought I did mid on mine but they let me through

frigid gate
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He is international student like me

terse thunder
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So many 20 viewer Andy's running around the streets too

frigid gate
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Wait for offer letter first

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And beside Tempe is not that bad

jaunty cove
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i forgot

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it ewas 2 months ago

terse thunder
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Yep it is

frigid gate
jaunty cove
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can i check now

terse thunder
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It started like yesterday technically but the actual show is today

frigid gate
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I put Seattle

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They put me at Arizona

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How nice Amz is

terse thunder
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Pretty expensive for the apt, but I wanted a really nice one in a good spot. My rent is 3k and my parking spot in the garage is 50/mo

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Everything else, only as expensive as you make it

frigid gate
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I heard that crime rate in AZ is high

terse thunder
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Yep it's a 700 sqft 1bed with in unit washer dryer

low vale
frigid gate
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And as international student I quiet worry about that

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Vietnam

terse thunder
low vale
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Goku only intern in San diego

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Kekw

frigid gate
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And the things I care now is my offer letter

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Portal has been update more than 24 hours ago

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And nothing more

grand bane
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Goku change amz city to austin 😎

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We will vibe

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Y

low vale
terse thunder
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Definitely, you really want to avoid East village

low vale
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They won't let goku leave

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He too weird

terse thunder
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EV is where the majority of homeless are too

past comet
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does cisco allow remote ?

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can we push amazon from summer to winter ?

hardy patrol
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i hope accounts merge isnt a popular question

golden root
frigid gate
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I swear Amz took so long for offer

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Letter

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Ahhj

sinful locust
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bhan chod

frigid gate
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No

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I havent

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I knew

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I still think it will be today

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Really ?

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Normally change location mean accept

sinful locust
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no its not salaya

frigid gate
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Who ?

near swallow
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monke 💻

golden root
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Did you get RBI offer yet ?

sterile temple
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How do you prep for the cap1 case interview

golden root
loud axle
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@sterile temple tbh u cant apart from going to the prep thing they have

sterile temple
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Is it easy tho

loud axle
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Yes and no imo

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its super simple but u can immensely mess up if u overcomplicate it

jaunty cove
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Goku did you renege amazon for capital one

quaint bolt
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Bro

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You don’t start until next year

low vale
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Why is that bs?

quaint bolt
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You can ask about this in the Amazon server too

low vale
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Too high or too low?

quaint bolt
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I had weekly meetings with my manager

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And met with my mentor at least once a week

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They scheduled it

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Why’re you worrying so much so far out

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Go outside

wooden shard
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bruh the RO is easy to get

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just finish ur project and be kind

quaint bolt
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There’s nifty tips in the Amazon discord

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Take a look at that doc when you’re in

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And stop stressing

hardy patrol
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doesnt hurt to keep grass in mind

quaint bolt
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I was bing chilling the entire internship

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Bro the entirety of the Vancouver intern class was partying the first 3 weeks kekw_recession_edition

lethal spire
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wait what happened for this

quaint bolt
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A friend of mine invited the entire Vancouver gc to his house party dogesmile

hardy patrol
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heard msft is also a nonstop party

lethal spire
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because i'm still waiting

low vale
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Oatmeal raisin vs chocolate chip?

quaint bolt
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Just know when and how to ask questions, try to finish your project and you’re good

lethal spire
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how long did you have to wait?

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i interviewed last friday and still haven't heard lol

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oh

fallen stratus
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Has anyone heard back from GM?

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For intern roles not FT

lethal spire
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while my friend that interviewed on wednesday heard back in 40 mins

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🥺

jaunty cove
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Im so nervous

low vale
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Sushi

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Issok

quaint bolt
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Backend/distributed systems in the restricted eCommerce sphere

jaunty cove
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lfgg

low vale
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In 5min?

jaunty cove
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Yes

low vale
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Glgl

jaunty cove
low vale
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Hope you get dp or twosum

jaunty cove
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i hope i get super egg drop

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manifesting

low vale
jaunty cove
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i would shit my pants

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Alright see u on the other side

low vale
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Idk what either of those are

wooden shard
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Axon makes tasers

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Lmao

low vale
wooden shard
neon junco
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Amazon final?

low vale
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Noooo

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You guys should come to nyc

neon junco
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Amazon is either 2sum or sum of wizard strengths

low vale
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Same lol

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Full marks means he's headed to NYC or seattle

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🙏

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No shot he put something else above those 2

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I guess maybe sf?

wooden shard
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Sf mid

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Nyc is where it’s at

hardy patrol
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i dont plan on leaving nyc ft

quaint bolt
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my amazon intern project

hardy patrol
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no city compares

quaint bolt
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also you're gonna make a design doc so you'll have everything you need there anyways

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I had these points ready like by like mid 2nd month

north portal
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slowly dying from nerves

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i have a behavioural in 30 min

cedar reef
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bruh my bloomberg interviewer asked me which interview he was supposed to give 💀

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should've told him final round

north portal
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missed opportunity smh

jaunty cove
#

its the same interviewer as last time and hes late again 💀

north portal
#

oh nah

stiff pollen
#

do you guys email recruiter after final round? like a thank you email and asking when to expect to hear back

north portal
#

they trolling u

north portal
#

i just ask in the question section

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and then wait

stiff pollen
#

mm i see

stiff pollen
#

yeah i feel like it might sound desperate

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ty

novel lily
#

[serious] out of the loop here-- is meta really not hiring interns, i thought the hiring freeeze was only for full time engineers

sudden mountain
slow veldt
#

nah ive never seen someone put a serious tag on a discord msg

naive kayak
jaunty cove
#

if the 3rd interviewer is a no show i heard they give you instant SDE 3

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and a granola bar

wooden shard
#

ur already on ur 3rd try @jaunty cove ?

sudden mountain
#

Quick question but how long after a verbal offer should I get a offer letter?

jaunty cove
#

no, one left to go

wooden shard
#

lmaoo

sudden mountain
#

I have one for chase and kind of worried 😭

quaint bolt
#

akuna I heard back the next day iirc

sudden mountain
#

Hmm it’s been a week for or so for chase

wooden shard
quaint bolt
#

if it's been a week, ping em

quaint bolt
#

they have like 20

sudden mountain
#

Well I got it on the September 26th

quaint bolt
wooden shard
quaint bolt
#

I did C++

final cobalt
#

Capital one recruiter called me just now, this is epic.

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ggs

wooden shard
#

ima just hope for LC

jaunty cove
#

Wait

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its a different name this time

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no way two diff interviewers didnt show up

final cobalt
#

rip NYC, SF, and Boston be filled

jaunty cove
#

What are yur options?

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virginia and something?

cedar reef
#

come to ATL with me

final cobalt
#

McLean, Dallas, and Richmond

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forgot if she mentioned another one but those are the ones i remember

novel lily
#

[Serious]is amazon actually done hiring interns

swift valley
#

Lmao

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I really did nothing the past few days

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Interviewer 5 min late but all good

jaunty cove
swift valley
#

Had a great conversation but can’t guarantee my chances

jaunty cove
#

apparently they are done interviewing me

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Lol

swift valley
swift valley
jaunty cove
swift valley
#

But who knows how many they hiring this year

jaunty cove
#

today is friday

slow veldt
#

2 no shows in a row has to be a walk to first base right

jaunty cove
#

i took so much adderall for this interview again

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now im just sitting here

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💀

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its not even the same guy

wooden shard
#

GG

jaunty cove
#

yea i confirmed the meeting room and everything

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maybe they are testing my resolve... is that a leadership principle

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yea

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too scary

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ye i have nothing better to do rn

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did u do the next interview after the one that was a fever drea

#

m

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Lmaoo

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would u even consider taking it

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for remote

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over amazon

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if you get final you should do it and fuck with them in the same way they were fking with you

#

like have a soundboard or something

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Yea lmao

static spindle
#

bruh 50 per hour

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id take it over nothing

jaunty cove
#

Yes

low vale
jaunty cove
#

Yea

low vale
#

you're too good

#

interviewers all scared of you

jaunty cove
#

yea they cant come up with good enough questions for me, thats it copium

low vale
#

its really not lmao

#

bro going from the real world to discord is too hard

#

i lose all ability to understand sarcasm

jaunty cove
#

your dev ops dashboard was not good enough. you are sentenced to 5 years of interviewing interns

#

too busy trying to save their career

low vale
#

that sounds like a way to get fired instead of pipped i think

#

pip isn't getting fired yet

#

you can still get severance and stuff or they can choose to keep you

jaunty cove
#

should i connect with the interviewer on linkedin and dm him

low vale
#

no lmao

jaunty cove
#

XD

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Lol

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theyre makign me reschedule 2 weeks away

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😜

north portal
#

wait

#

how long does it take for the recruiter to call u

low vale
#

ooooh for my computer architecture class we're making a compiler

north portal
#

cuz its been like 3 min and no call

north portal
jaunty cove
#

Yea

north portal
#

they gonna keep rescheduling until its full and then waitlist u

#

this

low vale
#

that's in my operating systems class 🤠

jaunty cove
#

I want to say that but im worried they might just say "fk u we hve other options"

#

and not like my pushiness

north portal
#

damn

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my recruiter rescheduled

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for next week

sick oar
#

datadog should lmk whether im getting rejected before like 6pm est

slow veldt
#

drop that last part dawg

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too soy

jaunty cove
#

great idea

slow veldt
#

tell them you missed a surgery for this interview

#

thatll tug on the heart strings

north portal
#

LMAO

jaunty cove
#

Lmao

#

yea

uneven sand
#

I missed my son’s birth for this interview

quaint bolt
sinful locust
#

should i say i have offer for msft to hurry up?

#

what if they just reject instead

#

like google did

floral sierra
#

gg

cedar reef
#

threaten them with a nasty glassdoor review

quaint bolt
hardy patrol
#

id rather take a reject then continue waiting

north portal
#

P.S.
If possible, is there a time earlier next week that works for an interview? I have offers from other companies that require a response within two weeks, and if possible would like to expedite the overall process.

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is this a good repsonse

quaint bolt
#

yes I got final day after phone and offer 2 days after final

north portal
#

my riot interview shceduled for next week

sinful locust
#

technically no
but if i get one potentially yes

north portal
#

but i got an offer that needs a response

hardy patrol
#

bro mikan got google and msft with no prior experience this guy has got have a recc from joe biden to get past the screening

north portal
#

ok

hardy patrol
#

IDK

hardy patrol
#

if he got amazon id be like sure rng

#

but then he got google and i was like huh

wicked bison
#

u ever got asked fizbuzz in the interview

sinful locust
#

i got resume rejected with 2 big N and top 50 CS school

quaint bolt
#

msft

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it's bc you were at amzn toronto

sinful locust
#

my only hope is msft security intern rn

granite fulcrum
#

yea i was at IBM last year and im still getting rejected/ghosted a hell lot

#

ik IBM isnt the best but

#

still something

quaint bolt
#

if you were at vancouver instant offer dogesmile

hardy patrol
#

think theyre gonna reject me since they got back to him for phone after 20 days

north portal
#

ye

jaunty cove
#

thanks for suggesting that i be more assertive

north portal
#

ill need it man, im trying to expedite the overall process cuz i have offer

#

ah ok

#

wait

velvet mortar
#

Can confirm ^ that’s what they told me during phone

north portal
#

does that mean they will just drop the interview

#

since i told them i have an offer

jaunty cove
#

bro yes

#

so pog

hardy patrol
#

did you get jane street too sheesh

sinful locust
#

pinterest doordsah adobe ghosted

jaunty cove
#

imagine you can have jane street offer in 3 days

sinful locust
#

how??

jaunty cove
#

brush up on your mental math and probability

hardy patrol
#

how many lc you do

#

⁉️

glad garnet
#

good luck XD

static spindle
sinful locust
#

GHOSTED NO OA

jaunty cove
#

isnt one of the js trading final rounds a poker game

#

i think its a trading game where you earn chips

#

or something

sinful locust
#

jane street SMD

jaunty cove
#

oh so its exepcted value

hardy patrol
#

i started the internship grind too late bruh

jaunty cove
#

look on wall street oasis and glassdoor for interview questions

sinful locust
#

i'll make my own jane street

#

change major

hardy patrol
#

are you /srs or /j bro

#

delay grad by 2 whole years for another internship

jaunty cove
#

n

granite fulcrum
hardy patrol
#

about what

sinful locust
#

yes ofc
gains go up 20x

hardy patrol
#

first time?

sinful locust
#

the gym

#

not the keyboar

hardy patrol
#

most people do jim wendels 5/3/1 or reddits 5x5

#

just learn the movements and the form at first

jaunty cove
#

oh yea i did 5x5 when i worked out 3 years ago

#

its good

sinful locust
#

too hard i always break something with bad form

hardy patrol
#

eat at a surplus if your skinny/skinnyfat or eat less if your fat

#

calculate tdee

#

sleep 7h minimum

#

gg

#

eat more.

#

every skinny person says they eat a lot its just high metabolism meanwhile they eat like 3 thimbles of rice

sinful locust
#
#

dream job

#

static analysis for security vulns in ocaml

jaunty cove
#

idk none of us know anything about security

#

u can see the position by removing the /thanks

muted summit
#

GOOGLE

jaunty cove
#

what

hardy patrol
#

a week wtf

jaunty cove
#

thats more than most senior deve

hardy patrol
#

you sure you didnt add an extra zero

sinful locust
#

nm i mean 2.4k

#

in 10 week

#

that bad tc?

jaunty cove
#

i will wait for my amazon interviewer in elysium copium

#

thats still very good

sinful locust
#

damn thats top of my tier list now then

#

i heard meta likes static analysis

hardy patrol
#

i understand those r/csmajor doomers rn not being in any active interview loops sucks

jaunty cove
#

@sleek pike im not gonna follow up by asking what the questions were, but im just curious, were the questinos jane street asked you fun/interesting so far?

sinful locust
#

bruh im in 3 loops only 1 i want for real is msft and they said wait 3 months craughing

north portal
#

damn\

hardy patrol
#

im sleeping on samsung and sig ion want that shit

north portal
#

its looking like another year at fidelity 😔 my dumbass couldnt get an offer from anyone

sinful locust
#

i have 2 faangs and am getting resume rejects left and right rn

hardy patrol
#

just waiting for amz/msft/pinterest/google rn

jaunty cove
sinful locust
#

once i have FAANG on my resume i'll get past screen copium copium copium

#

how

north portal
#

watching all ur friends get faangs and shit

#

and u get stuck at the same place sucks

jaunty cove
#

this is your character arc

#

for now

sinful locust
jaunty cove
#

and anyway, you can still get a great internship its only october

sinful locust
#

what template? can i see

#

im at 10% accept

hard patio
#

Yeah was gonna say. Meta on my resume and still get rejected. Honestly doesn’t help

hard patio
north portal
#

hubspot rejected me today

jaunty cove
sinful locust
#

same

north portal
#

final

#

😭

#

no brainer

#

good luck!

#

u got this

wooden shard
#

Wait technical interview right?

#

That’s not final btw

jaunty cove
#

js trading intern is like strictly better than any other position i could consider applying to

sinful locust
#

bro if i get r2c internship apple and meta will be chasing me for their static analysis tooling pog

jaunty cove
#

for me

north portal
#

too much time on reddit got me geniunely believing this

north portal
#

i didnt know

#

rip

wooden shard
#

There’s a hm round after

#

Lmao

hardy patrol
north portal
#

or is it an actual interview interview

hardy patrol
#

sheesh

jaunty cove
slow veldt
#

day 66 of begging microsoft to reject me

hardy patrol
#

at this point msft reject is a mercy

sinful locust
wooden shard
north portal
north portal
hardy patrol
#

msft either rejects you instantly or waits literal months to do it

shell leaf
#

i got msft reject after a month and a half lmao

hardy patrol
#

all our apps are in a battle royal game inside msft portal

topaz drum
#

what is amongz

hardy patrol
#

most cracked people here genuinely love lc i need to find the same passion for solving annoying coding puzzles

sinful locust
jaunty cove
#

Thats a really reasonable perspective
I would argue that as an intern, youre probably not going to be doing that much thats impactful in one summer. And by doing this internship you would be opening yourself so many doors so many places, including placs where you could work full time and do meaningful work

hardy patrol
#

dude got nothing to be sad abt wtf

sinful locust
#

The more I think about this, the more I'm going to be sad if it doesn't work out.
And I have Citadel CEO offer. There's nothing to be sad about.

north portal
#

u can just mint money in ur early days and then go to a faang or something better

#

with less stress too

slow veldt
#

LFG

hardy patrol
#

he reminds me of you goku like right after cracking faang you immediately decided to move onto fucking google

north portal
#

most IB guys retire very early anyways and do other shit later

#

its not a sustainable way

warped daggerBOT
slow veldt
#

say my name

sinful locust
#

amazing overexposed image

hardy patrol
#

they took 2 months to reject you thats insane

sinful locust
hardy patrol
#

i imagine they have like a single senile old man looking through a thousand intern resumes and slowly stamping "denied" on each

sinful locust
mystic depot
#

any advice for microsoft screen?

#

emea btw

sinful locust
#

i went from phone for explore summer 2020 -> phone for swe after amazon -> resume reject after uber

mystic depot
#

amazon soooooo slow i got a flippin final coming up and they still aint got back to me after perfect OA

static spindle
#

youre not missing out on much

hardy patrol
#

sushi a certified weirdo bro will read your messages and respond after blocking while announcing he blocked you

#

middle school behaviour

sinful locust
#

ALL THE INTERNSHIPS I HAVE I ONLY TOOK BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO GET GHOSTED
AND HERE I AM RESUME REJECTED 🤡

#

ALL THE INTERNSHIPS I HAVE I ONLY TOOK BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO GET GHOSTED
AND HERE I AM RESUME REJECTED 🤡

#

ALL THE INTERNSHIPS I HAVE I ONLY TOOK BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO GET GHOSTED
AND HERE I AM RESUME REJECTED 🤡

sinful locust
#

how

#

every year

mystic depot
#

people will fix it

sinful locust
sinful locust
#

they just said add bullet point fml

mystic depot
#

mine got roasted too tbh

cedar reef
#

Skill issue

mystic depot
#

better to be roasted than rejected

#

😏

#

never applied wish i could have tbh

#

need visa 😢

static spindle
#

kid named finger:

mystic depot
#

nah uk

#

😭

sinful locust
#

resume rejected for swe intern
recruiter said wait 4 months after phone for security intern

mystic depot
#

well im currently in process for msft, amzn, and another f500 comp. interviewed for palantir usa over summer and applied to another 50 other random companies

mystic depot
#

all rejected tho cause well i need visa

#

never got autoreject tho for uk dogesmile

#

no i applied

#

BRUH

#

lol i can see why u would think that

#

i wrote that terribly

hardy patrol
#

you got amazon and uber on yo shit and you still get ghosted

sinful locust
#

i dont i did summer research there

hardy patrol
#

jakes template undefeated use it

mystic depot
#

bruh when u get waitlised

#

how long for

#

i got waitlisted for 1 day msft

#

and then got interview

sinful locust
mystic depot
oblique sonnet
#

does paypal give oa automatically?

mystic depot
#

my bad

static spindle
oblique sonnet
#

I see thanks

sinful locust
mystic depot
sinful locust
#

its annoying to maintain

sinful locust
mystic depot
#

its just a different format im used to seeing tbh

oblique sonnet
#

from paypal?

sinful locust
#

i dont like it

#

i spend 40 hrs a week on mandatory engineering shit

oblique sonnet
#

i'm sorry

mystic depot
sinful locust
#

good job drano

sinful locust
#

good luck bro

#

you got this

mystic depot
sinful locust
#

just play the games well KEKW

sinful locust
#

or if it requires it

mystic depot
sinful locust
sinful locust
#

mostly ghosted

static spindle
#

i think

#

you should do leetcode

#

and oas

sinful locust
#

pinterest adpbe doordash all ghosted

mystic depot
#

built different moment

stiff pollen
#

waiting to hear back after final is the worst

mystic depot
sinful locust
mystic depot
stiff pollen
#

everytime spam email or call i get a heart attack

hardy patrol
#

is openai your cousin

mystic depot
stiff pollen
#

lmao true true

hardy patrol
#

still doing accounts merge lc im furiously scribbling all the bullshit you need to organically conceptualize during an interview