#2023_summer

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frigid gate
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tks bro

hollow field
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Sushi just started trolling

frigid gate
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yeah I know

hollow field
frigid gate
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I'm waititing for offer

jaunty cove
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i was like

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why are you still in despair

frigid gate
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because it is really despair

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my interviewer is Chinese

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he ask like 5 follow-ups

jaunty cove
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Lol

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i hope i dont have ihm

hollow field
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Lmao

frigid gate
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he got in trash

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for trolling

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well

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he got in banned

frigid gate
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isn't it ?

hollow field
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Only final interviewer has say for Amazon I’m p sure

frigid gate
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wdym ?

hollow field
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Like they have sole power for yes or no

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No committee or anything

frigid gate
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well

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understandable

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but still despair

wooden shard
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fr

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i thought bar raiser will review

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for amazon

low vale
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I think he blocked you

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So he can't seee your question

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Dunno

frigid gate
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well :))

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u still got it

hollow field
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Sushi do u like sushi

frigid gate
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sushi is sushi

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never change

static spindle
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he asked me if I wanted to take ramp oa with him xd

low vale
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Whole foods sushi

frigid gate
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bro sushi is not that expensive

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u got Amz offer

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u can easily doing it

static spindle
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especially with amazon money

low vale
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Depends on company

hollow field
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Assuming u asking for stripe

quaint bolt
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Palantir has technical during HM round unless you annihilated the interview

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Apple prolly team dependant

spark hearth
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stripe HM round is technical?

low vale
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Amz -> Your Mom's House pipeline is real

hollow field
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C1 -> pathAI pipeline 🙏

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Do y’all think pathAI winter is worth

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If I don’t live in Boston currently

restive crystal
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Food -> my mouth my favorite pipeline

uneven sand
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why

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you're so cracked that i bet you can get hft next year

restive crystal
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Good luck 🙏

uneven sand
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also you're a freshman right

hollow field
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What the hell

uneven sand
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maybe it's worth trying out quant for an internship

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not all firms have horrible wlb

hollow field
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Do u say u r junior on apps

jaunty cove
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other ppl say the exact opposite tho

low vale
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2 sigma has good wlb

hollow field
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Getting 2 sigma is the hard part

uneven sand
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lol

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same

hollow field
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I mean we all do

uneven sand
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i mean it depends on your bar for wlb

hollow field
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Like I bsed last year

uneven sand
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you can def find firms with 40ish hours a week

hollow field
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And then decided nah for full time

uneven sand
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below that is probably rare

hollow field
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Imagine how much fun it would be if I get offer

jaunty cove
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And if you don't get the offer

hollow field
jaunty cove
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you can get drunk anyway

uneven sand
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yea i think quant internship is worth

jaunty cove
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🤓

hollow field
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Whos stopping you

uneven sand
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also quant internships pay way too much dogesmile

restive crystal
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Can confirm they sometimes give offers on the spot

jaunty cove
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ya but your making half as much as a new grad trader after 5 promotions at faang

cyan garnet
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does anyone know any bloomberg recruiters here
if so DM Me

restive crystal
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I dunno but I have a datapoint where they did

civic parcel
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Daniel Zhang

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?!?

restive crystal
civic parcel
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yoooo congrats on Jane street

restive crystal
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Who this

civic parcel
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Heard about you at a frat party

hollow field
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Bruh just doxxed him

jaunty cove
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its an exaggeration

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😐

wooden shard
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lmaoo

civic parcel
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I’m proud of you my son 😎

hollow field
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U r a robuck

restive crystal
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About to get one 😉

jaunty cove
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agreed

hollow field
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Does Roblox usually give return offers

low vale
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You're about to get one

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Proud of @sleek pike for getting into js

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Most don't stay that long

hollow field
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Bcuz wlb is usually tough

low vale
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It's tiring

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Swe has debatable wlb

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Traders have none

hollow field
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They prob just busy, u should ask recruiter Tom or Monday tho

restive crystal
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We’re u a Roblox intern last sum?

civic parcel
hollow field
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Bruh y’all know some lunatics

jaunty cove
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since when

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oh in high school

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what if im enrolled at a school

hollow field
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Actually I did smth similar nvm

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Except in Tx at a school no where near UW level

jaunty cove
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my gf imported like 50 Ap credits

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im pissed that my HS didnt offer ap classes

spark hearth
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no

wooden shard
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no

spark hearth
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that's physics c

wooden shard
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physics 1 is hard to get a 5

spark hearth
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i got a 5 in physics 1

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i got 100%

wooden shard
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i got a 5 in physics 1

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i got 99%

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i think only 5% of people get 5

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its the lowest one out of APs

jaunty cove
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im going to set this as my desktop

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for itnerview

static spindle
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Doesn’t physics 1 literally have the 2nd lowest 5 rate

soft basin
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mine is fuckin cheap

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my tuition is 7k a year

hollow field
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Wait r u a high schooper

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What the hell

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Oh

soft basin
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y’all pay a lot for tuition jesus christ

hollow field
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Every in state school isije that

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Uc riverside???

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Wait u at riverside

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Didn't we all lol

jaunty cove
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yea idk how my school rejects 75% of applicants yet the people here are like this

hollow field
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Kinda like utd

jaunty cove
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No

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Lol

hollow field
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Wait isn't that just cheating the system if they take out the Bothell part

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I mean is there a diff with just capping about school in gen tho

jaunty cove
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They do actually

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for money i think

hollow field
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R u in state for a good cs school

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If so I would choose that

jaunty cove
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Yea

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same for math

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havent made any friends in my classes

hollow field
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If u get UW idk if any other school makes sense

shell leaf
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must have 350+ lc for t30 cs sorry

hollow field
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Bang for your buck at UW in state is insane

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I go this school in the Midwest

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All I realized is school doesn't matter as much as I thought lol

jaunty cove
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its a stochastic process

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🤓

hollow field
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And I'm stuck in the Midwest winters now

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I forgot to apply to uiuc

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Now Im a trainmaker

spark hearth
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ur that person

hollow field
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Boilermaker

spark hearth
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u go to good school

hollow field
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Yea but winter cold af

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And just corn everywhere

jaunty cove
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Why does viasat have 4 pages of internships

spark hearth
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i care about u

hollow field
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Yeah m8stake sadge

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International prob

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Put your resume in resume channell

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Isn't that just a shithole tho

spark hearth
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i go to a shit school

low delta
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Has apple started hiring for teams except ML?

hollow field
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Like objectively one of the worst cities in the nation

low delta
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Damn, I had a chance with them last fall but didn’t get past final round. Will see if they call me back this year

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Meta layoffs got me worried lol

stone echo
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meta is shrinking headcount and doing no interns next year

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source: trust me bro

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will stripe let me do an internship fully remote?

hollow field
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Do not let money blind u (I sot by descending order on levels for my apps)

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What

stone echo
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nah idk

hollow field
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Where is it 70

stone echo
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i started the season with chick fil a

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then capital one, amazon, datadog, hubspot

hollow field
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Oh with housing

stone echo
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stripe final tmw

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i cant do 3 in a row

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would mean i would do 5 interns in a row

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LMAO

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nah its not

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i just reejcted my spot

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there should be 1 spot left

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i just declined mine lol

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shit

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dox

gloomy sky
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did you have the 9138/mo or higher?

static spindle
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how does Amazon give the housing stipend? The offer letter is confusing

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Do they find housing for you

hollow field
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No

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U havr to find it

gloomy sky
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mmm gotcha kk, yea i believe they update rates around march or so

static spindle
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ah, makes sense

gloomy sky
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yea cali is 210k tc, nyc 200, everywhere else 185

jaunty cove
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goku

warped daggerBOT
static spindle
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Do we also get flights covered? The offer makes it sound like it’s either housing or flight

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yessir

jaunty cove
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I have amazon final 12 hours

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whst do i study

static spindle
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ok that’s nice

jaunty cove
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i know a lot already bro

gloomy sky
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me and my friends expensed ubers last summer 😊

jaunty cove
near swallow
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No sex talk here

static spindle
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damn guys I’m gonna need help with this one

near swallow
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Dont ask me

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I just ban

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I dont read

static spindle
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At day, I am a competitive programmer

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At night, I am a competitive freacker

jaunty cove
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understand nothing was done for me

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i cant open tihs discord in public

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im at my schools library

static spindle
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all do

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*dp

near swallow
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Have u seen the avg intern

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Gremlins

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Jobless

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5’4

static spindle
hardy patrol
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kirb

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any advice for google

near swallow
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Ok so what u need to do is farm offers

jaunty cove
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do kirb 350

stone echo
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datadog offer i accepted wasn't that high

near swallow
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And for citadel say i already have hrt why would i work at poor mans quant

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Then they offer 400k

stone echo
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its 100k pro rated + 6,000 + perks

hardy patrol
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bruh is this the return of joy_cat

near swallow
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On da spot

static spindle
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if you want citadel just get hrt first

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easy

soft basin
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fuck goku is back

jaunty cove
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do the colin davis 10 nd you will get even less bitche

hardy patrol
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do the charlie 0 and you will have no bitches or offers

near swallow
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Try growing bro

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All u eat is hot pockets

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Eat veggies

soft basin
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skill issue

drowsy pilot
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yo did anyone get a roblox hr call cuz I got an email for one but my other friends with final rounds didnt have one

hardy patrol
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faang to witch pipeline

sinful locust
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is amazon still giving out OA

static spindle
sinful locust
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yeah they are

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my friend got after a week

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he applied last week

near swallow
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How come yall want 300k tc jobs but cant do hards

hardy patrol
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🧢

static spindle
sinful locust
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all other places filled already? doubt it

hardy patrol
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everyone in the amazon thread who applied late aug still waiting for oa

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they just stopped

jaunty cove
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  1. super egg drop
  2. dungeon game
  3. burst balloons
  4. number of ways to cut pizza
  5. cut off trees for golf event
  6. critical connections in a network
  7. permutation sequence
  8. max points on a line
  9. first missing positive
  10. frog jump
sinful locust
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yeah i doubt thats true lol

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they barely hired anyone

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its just that the pipeline is full

jaunty cove
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its bc goku got san diego

wooden shard
quaint bolt
jaunty cove
wooden shard
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I’m in San Diego wtf

jaunty cove
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i cant even do half the problems

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on the list

wooden shard
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Yeah

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No

hardy patrol
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bro got caught

wooden shard
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🧐

sinful locust
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bro amazon is just on a backlog, theyre giving out OAs still but less until the next batch when they interview more ppl

hardy patrol
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i hope theyre on backlog

wooden shard
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Get pip

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😎

static spindle
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stop

sinful locust
hardy patrol
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mom theyre being mean online again

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they pay 200k IDC abt culture

sinful locust
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yeah but who asked lol

frigid gate
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ahh I want offer letter from Amz

hardy patrol
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give me money

frigid gate
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took so long

hardy patrol
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we'll see when i land it

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google internship deadass pay 43/hour wtf

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for one of the top faangs

static spindle
hardy patrol
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amz is like 60

jaunty cove
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WHYYY no airbnb response

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what is the point of life

hardy patrol
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thats probably true yea

sinful locust
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baller

hardy patrol
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but i cant buy groceries with prestige

frigid gate
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hey guy really how long should I expect offer letter from Amz after portal ?

jaunty cove
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it will get you a visa at least

static spindle
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Lost sophomore, the incoming Jane street swe intern

frigid gate
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took fucking long

jaunty cove
soft basin
frigid gate
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a life

uneven sand
jaunty cove
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i would take google internship for $25 an hour

static spindle
uneven sand
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it's about 52ish for hcol + housing + relo

frigid gate
static spindle
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yup

jaunty cove
static spindle
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Got it 10 days ago

uneven sand
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no

frigid gate
uneven sand
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they give 6k stipend for housing and 3k for relocation

static spindle
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bruh

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that’s 3k more than what Amazon gives

uneven sand
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google's stipend is before taxes

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amazon is after

quaint bolt
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Amazon is after taxes lol

uneven sand
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they just give you cash

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do whatever you want with it

quaint bolt
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It’s 2.5k/month after taxes

sinful locust
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Google pays 3600 instead of 6000

uneven sand
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google doesn't book anything like flights for you

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they just give you 6k + 3k and you can do whatever

static spindle
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none as current, tryna see how much jpmc will pay me for return. Tryna negotiate 60+

uneven sand
sinful locust
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Use United airlines

uneven sand
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yea

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it's just payed in the first paycheck

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amazon intern pay is best among faang excluding netflix

sinful locust
sinful locust
uneven sand
static spindle
sinful locust
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people in here are kinda dumb

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compared to full time pay it is definitely pennies

uneven sand
jaunty cove
uneven sand
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bonuses are withheld at a really high rate by default

sinful locust
static spindle
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money >>>>>>

uneven sand
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ill get most of that 9k back when i file

jaunty cove
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?

sinful locust
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dont take a high paying internship at the expense of long-term pay

stone echo
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shopify or datadog for swe

static spindle
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bruh you were just complaining about how bad Amazon is and now you’re telling people to live on streets?

jaunty cove
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i might have to

sinful locust
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internship pay should barely be a factor at all

uneven sand
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shopify might not exist after a couple years kekw_recession_edition

stone echo
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😦

sinful locust
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im prob taking an internship that pays 2/3 as much as an offer that I might be getting soon if gary responds to me

topaz drum
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Is shopify still a thing?

sinful locust
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just cuz like in the long term its gonna be worth

uneven sand
sinful locust
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Yeah I took c1 over google for summer

uneven sand
static spindle
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some people would kill to get amazon. Just because you have better opportunities does not mean amazon is shit

sinful locust
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C1 paying more

stone echo
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honestly im so much more excited about datadog than amazon

sinful locust
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I dont think I'd want to go to d full time over 2

uneven sand
static spindle
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lmfao

sinful locust
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idrc about intern pay much

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i doubt theyll nego

jaunty cove
hollow field
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I feel like every company is shit

sinful locust
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but im fine taking that cut

uneven sand
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@sinful locust i assume you'll take c over both right

sinful locust
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im not entirely sure

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id take c over d I think

stone echo
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yeah i get to pick

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and meet the teams

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before choosing

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so fucking cool

quaint bolt
sinful locust
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like its obv better from a tc perspective

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We need acronym decoder here

uneven sand
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CHEE CAGO

sinful locust
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but like the shit ive heard about wlb lol

stone echo
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datadog u meet all teams before making ur team choice

quaint bolt
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ddog product kinda boring imo

stone echo
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amazon u treated like a number lol

uneven sand
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get cs

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not the hf

stone echo
sinful locust
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even there

stone echo
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how is ddog boring?

sinful locust
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like the culture isnt great

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compared to 2

uneven sand
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yea ofc

sinful locust
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2 was so nice

uneven sand
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2 is best wlb

sinful locust
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join a quant shop, better than amazon and crashing stock

static spindle
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It is not bad

sinful locust
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are you accepting

uneven sand
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yahkub told me d has top tier wlb (relative)

sinful locust
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tell thomas

quaint bolt
sinful locust
uneven sand
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yea lol

stone echo
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there is cool ML stuff going on

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they have so much data

static spindle
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so much dog

stone echo
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they are also trying to break into devops work

sinful locust
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are you just gonna let it run out and wait to get something else?

jaunty cove
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cant wait to get placed in amazon's juneau office

stone echo
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and redefine some stuff there

jaunty cove
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and listen to boards of canada while writing dev ops dashboard

stone echo
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i mean ill know when i get there i guess lol

swift valley
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Amazon on waitlist now?

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Man I have final interview tomorrow

sinful locust
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he can extend your deadline if you want, I asked him today and he did it in like 10 minutes

static spindle
sinful locust
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oh would you take B over 2?

uneven sand
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i think 2 > b long term

sinful locust
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I feel like long-term prospects dont seem as good with B than with 2

quaint bolt
# stone echo they have so much data

I mean you can’t really talk about volume of data when the other company’s amazon kekw_recession_edition my intern project was processing like 3 billion transactions/day

sinful locust
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but also idrk much about b

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Yeah monitoring is boring but they’re the best in the industry at it according to blind!!

stone echo
sinful locust
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is your B offer not swe?

stone echo
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🤣

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its just more random

uneven sand
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balls

stone echo
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amazon has awesome stuff too

sinful locust
#

balls

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@warm obsidiani

hollow sun
sinful locust
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I want scale ai tbh

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@plain egret is gonna be on mli's team next year

quaint bolt
sinful locust
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hes gonna give us updates on how much he can bench

jaunty cove
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capitalone sucks

stone echo
static spindle
jaunty cove
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be smart

sinful locust
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he needs his bench to exceed tc

quaint bolt
stone echo
sinful locust
uneven sand
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you can get qr as an undergrad

quaint bolt
sinful locust
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Palantir

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yeah i havent heard much good about B

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😖😖

stone echo
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i think both offer different things and im going to try both

jaunty cove
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a good amount hire mostly qr's with phds

stone echo
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and see what happens

sinful locust
#

Wagons palantir

jaunty cove
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for full time

stone echo
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im excited about both options lmao

sinful locust
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Daddy

uneven sand
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apply

quaint bolt
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This past summer

sinful locust
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Beat the terrorists

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I remember thomas told me that if you do 2 swe you can get expedited through the 2 process for qr I think

uneven sand
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usually undergrad qr come from target schools

quaint bolt
sinful locust
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or like theyll consider your previous feedback and it'd make it easier or something

uneven sand
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no lol

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you don't need IMO gold for this

sinful locust
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ask him but he told me it could be easier to do it as a return

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cuz theyll look at your previous feedback

uneven sand
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most firms take undergrad qr

sinful locust
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ask thomas and see what he can do for you

jaunty cove
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intern or gn

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ng

sinful locust
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I tried asking him during the RO call just to find out

jaunty cove
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if ur crcked enough u can get any role

sinful locust
#

oh are you graduating in 4

stone echo
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@quaint bolt they both operate at insane scale thats why i took both haha

sinful locust
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ask thomas

stone echo
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i just hope i dont get a shit project for amazon

sinful locust
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and lmk actually cuz im kinda wondering about that too

jaunty cove
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There were 30 software engineer intern postings . i hope I chose the right one

sinful locust
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im wondering if I can leave 2 rn and come back ft to have it be easier

quaint bolt
sinful locust
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cuz c isnt giving many return offers if I get it

sinful locust
stone echo
jaunty cove
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I applied after you talked about going surfing after work

stone echo
#

what

quaint bolt
sinful locust
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@inner kernel

stone echo
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fuck no LOL

sinful locust
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@rigid compass this guy claims he knows you

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Lmfaoo

uneven sand
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bollck do you go to harvard

sinful locust
#

math 55 is so fucking easy bro

jaunty cove
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this is the best troll in the server

sinful locust
#

I know this dude who got an A there and he cant even bench 226

quaint bolt
uneven sand
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it's to prevent ppl from ctrl-fing and dming

sinful locust
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did S also take 55

stone echo
sinful locust
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other S

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did you

stone echo
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willi get passed quant screen with amazon + ddog

sinful locust
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I feel like you didnt

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but also idk

stone echo
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i think so right

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i never applied to quant yet

uneven sand
sinful locust
static spindle
sinful locust
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i know this dude who did it as a freshman

spark hearth
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what's C and B and J and 2 and H?

sinful locust
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his name was {sid}

stone echo
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jane street screen 👀

quaint bolt
sinful locust
#

What’s C and B and A and T?

stone echo
spark hearth
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oh

uneven sand
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cock balls jizz

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idk what 2 and h are

stone echo
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cant wait to get embarrassed during jane street interview

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lmao

sinful locust
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@plain egret convince sid to rejoin me at 2

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no

static spindle
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yes, + you have a decent school

sinful locust
#

dont use full names

uneven sand
#

amazon is enough for quant screens

sinful locust
#

abbreviate with cs

uneven sand
#

there are a lot of amazon -> citadel

sinful locust
#

its where mli is

static spindle
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just gotta be goated at leetcode stuff

sinful locust
#

its where people can bench 225

uneven sand
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C and CS

sinful locust
#

CS is the plural version

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Cs is your major

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idk

static spindle
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no its 2

uneven sand
sinful locust
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Communication sciences

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i havent gone to 3511 lecture

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and if i go i dont pay attention

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Tbh 3 > 2

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2 better

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B not even quant

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ask thomas

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I mean 2 swe is still super chill either way

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yeah

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2 pays very nicely for how chill it is

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2 is a number

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like none of the other good firms have as good wlb

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with good pay

uneven sand
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2 comes after 1

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and before 3

sinful locust
#

J isnt nearly as good wlb

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like people are still at their desk 8 hours

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just call it H

clever grail
#

@sinful locust

sinful locust
clever grail
#

@sinful locust

sinful locust
#

probably is, do you know what it pays

clever grail
#

@sinful locust

sinful locust
#

yo

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ayo sid

clever grail
#

yo

sinful locust
#

well also idrk what wlb is like for 2 qr

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SID

uneven sand
#

3511 is a class lol

sinful locust
#

@rigid compass respond to alt

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@rigid compass respond to rigby

uneven sand
#

idk

sinful locust
#

sid has a deepmind interview

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@sinful locust SUNS LOST TO ADELAIDE 36ERS

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@sinful locust WENBY

alpine gazelle
#

Anyone do LinkedIn summer OA? My friend had a hard

uneven sand
#

it's a class at a certain university in the southern part of USA

sinful locust
#

stop

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@sinful locust LEMICKEY

sinful locust
uneven sand
sinful locust
#

its nick saban's class

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no hes at UD

uneven sand
#

UDILLAS

sinful locust
#

where joe biden went

uneven sand
#

wait actually

sinful locust
#

pretty sure he did

uneven sand
#

oh damn he did

sinful locust
#

its like 45 I think

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@plain egret

#

yo

#

NOKKER

#

cant get by with 20 a week like at 2 lol

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cant be showing up at 1pm

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YO

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lol

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can we make nba chat

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wtf is.l ngl chatter

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nfl

#

yeah my manager would show up

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and wouldnt warn me if he wasnt showing up

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but at least you didnt do the mli of going to disney world for 2 weeks

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or whatever tf he did

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i am ur manager

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mavericks

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stop it z

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luka

#

yo

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S you should ask for B as your manager again

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bobby shmurda ?

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he does

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oh yeah @plain egret did you ever meet B at cs

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i think its one of his other 14 jobs

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and hes also a college baseball player

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B: swe at 2, swe at CS, swe at J, swe at O, swe at F, swe at D, pitcher at <college>

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bam adebayo

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he has the same last name as the guy in the picture above

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but change it to a celtics jersey

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cuz hes traded

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lol

dense imp
#

anyone has the discord for 2S interns next summer?

sinful locust
#

lets see how many joiners we got

#

yo

#

only nok

spark hearth
#

tf ur a freshma

sinful locust
#

no

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No

#

no

spark hearth
#

D.E. Shaw

dense imp
#

is this just for the freshman program?

sinful locust
#

no its drw

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drw > de shaw

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2 C CS J H D

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@uneven sand

uneven sand
#

i agree

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de shaw doesn't have gary

spark hearth
#

Capital1

#

JumpTrading

#

Jumptrading

uneven sand
#

i want jump

sinful locust
#

yo

uneven sand
#

but they don't want me

jaunty cove
#

jump or jump

sinful locust
#

L bozo

#

🤡

spark hearth
#

L bozo

sinful locust
#

me

#

to you

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cuz youre the bozo

#

uiuc?

hardy patrol
#

default pfps dont get warned for 3 minutes challenge (impossible)

spark hearth
#

@agile yew

uneven sand
#

does jump recruit outside uiuc if you have prior quant

sinful locust
spark hearth
#

no

#

yeah cuz it's bad

sinful locust
#

@uneven sand hates it

hardy patrol
sinful locust
#

I love D

uneven sand
#

i took it bc $$$

#

idk if it's good

sinful locust
hardy patrol
uneven sand
#

factual

#

no

sinful locust
#

FUCK SHEPHERD

#

@hearty river

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@flint mountain

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@midnight sonnet

uneven sand
#

ask this guy

unknown.png
jaunty cove
#

doesnt matter just hire hookers

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once ur rich

#

yea

#

can u refer me plz btw

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so i can get zoom call

restive galleon
#

Anyone know how hard doordash technical interview supposed to be?

jaunty cove
#

idk

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just tell her u know a guy

uneven sand
#

isn't there like 1 recruiter

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that contacts everyone

jaunty cove
#

ok i looked on linkedin

#

you guys were right

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i want to be a part of it

#

i got 100% on it

#

but i think i got resume screened

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no i got some weird questions and then a standard one

#

graph or matrix?

#

Lmao

static spindle
#

theyre just white people bruh :|

jaunty cove
static spindle
#

what are you talking about

static spindle
jaunty cove
static spindle
#

maybe its bc im from texas

jaunty cove
#

my opponents on lichess tonight are just randomly choosing moves

static spindle
#

but i see the average drw recruiter at least 30 times a day

static spindle
gentle scroll
#

what school @honest spire

hardy patrol
#

bc if a guy called gokugate12! could get amazon then that inspires me to get amazon

static spindle
#

maybe recruiter -> swe pipeline???

#

what if i become a recruiter and hire myself

hardy patrol
#

all they do is vet people right

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potential applicants

jaunty cove
#

its only $1,318 more than average

static spindle
#

you think software engineers deserve that much?

sinful locust
#

I’m gonna be a recruiter now, swe sucks

static spindle
#

no you can be dumb as bricks and make 100k+ as a swe

sinful locust
#

So does that mean u breastfeed citadel ceo?

#

cit wants their recruiters to be good at choosing people

static spindle
#

bro are you blind

sinful locust
#

if they make good hiring decisions they can provide a ton of value

#

this entire fucking server

#

is a bunch of people with faang offers

#

based on what?

#

lol

static spindle
sinful locust
#

average default profile pic

static spindle
#

what if bollck is a social experiment

#

sushi 2.0

quaint bolt
static spindle
#

swe be like "its formulaic"

jaunty cove
#

which leetcode is the one where i get to practice behavioral questions

quaint bolt
#

did you upgrade to iOS 16 yet

uneven sand
#

no

static spindle
frigid gate
#

ahhh

jaunty cove
#

ive won 5 blitz games in the last 10 minutes

#

Lol

frigid gate
#

where 's my offer letter

static spindle
frigid gate
#

@wary whale where did u hide it

gentle scroll
#

@rustic topaz what school you go to

jaunty cove
#

im at like the base ranking

static spindle
#

give it back :(

jaunty cove
#

cause i just remade my account

static spindle
#

ASU is more state school

jaunty cove
#

mate in 35

static spindle
#

yeah but i dont think it would work for you

jaunty cove
#

you have to be an attractive woman to get promoted

#

as a recruiter

#

or as a woman in general

static spindle
#

idk, just a hunch

jaunty cove
#

im not being sexist im pointing out sexism

#

dumass

static spindle
#

literal ai

jaunty cove
#

then you will match with people who are far away and never meet them

#

bro

#

the girls i matched with who were far away were all weird af

#

or bots

static spindle
#

can we please go back to the days when the only ai we had was sushi responding full to everything

quaint bolt
#

Just meet girls irl dogesmile

static spindle
#

sounds like its happened multiple times

grand bane
#

GokuGate12!

#

Krishna Das ❄

uneven sand
#

😹

#

why the snowflake

quaint bolt
#

I don’t wanna hear this from a freshman in a sweaty cs server dogesmile

uneven sand
#

ass wagon

sinful locust
#

Yea

#

Yeah

#

Ask @uneven sand

hardy patrol
#

they letting me get my hopes as high as possible before swiftly striking me down

jaunty cove
#

Lol

hardy patrol
#

you kidding give it a month

true glade
#

goku is back

#

💀

warped daggerBOT
#

12lapwa asks: ban goku

#

Krishna Das ❄ asks: (salat strat)

sinful locust
#

bitch

uneven sand
past comet
#

Where is my msft update ?

#

Just give me a reject already

warped daggerBOT
#

Krishna Das ❄ asks: Should I switch my profile picture back to an otter?

uneven sand
#

is that what my doctor meant when he said I had std

hardy patrol
#

how rough is linkedin screen is it like msfts

uneven sand
#

linkedins recruitment process is way different

#

they are much faster

hardy patrol
#

bless

#

nvm

#

they love taking their time

still yacht
#

What is the Ivy League tier list for CS

sinful locust
#

🧢

warped daggerBOT
#

ssi asks: ban goku

hardy patrol
#

bro wants you gone bad

sinful locust
#

princeton over columbia?

hardy patrol
#

how many of these polls are you going to make the outcome is always positive

warped daggerBOT
#

Need at least 1 question with 2 choices.

#

mihari asks: data

1⃣: dog
2⃣: bricks

hardy patrol
#

yea actually why did you get banned

#

ok but unironically

warped daggerBOT
#

mihari asks: Goku

1⃣: Gate
2⃣: Ban

still yacht
#

How do Berkeley UIUC and CMU rank among those

warped daggerBOT
#

final asks: which has more resume value? Roblox, Amazon

#

ssi asks: which

1⃣: has
2⃣: more

#

ssi asks: which

1⃣: has
2⃣: more
3⃣: value

hardy patrol
#

waiting for the day polls has a legitimate use

still yacht
#

Bruh so you’re saying if you get into UIUC and Columbia they’re the same level

warped daggerBOT
#

ssi asks: which_has_more_value

1⃣: amazon
2⃣: roblox

frigid gate
#

Return Amz ?

jaunty cove
#

you cannot define an ordered field using the set of US schools 🤓

still yacht
#

Ok what about recruiting / prestige rankings then

#

Specific to CS

hardy patrol
#

prestige ranking is all ambiguous how do you quantify prestige

#

like with what metrics

still yacht
#

UNDISPUTED PRESTIGE RANKINGS
S tier: Harvard Stanford MIT
A tier: rest of Ivies other than brown
B tier: brown

hardy patrol
#

you always come up with undisputed rankings that are easily disputable

quaint bolt
#

I swear this sidney person just comes by every couple weeks, drops some shit tier list, gets everyone arguing about it and leaves

still yacht
#

Lmaooo

#

Cap

hardy patrol
#

his only job is to post inflammatory statements here then turn off notifs

still yacht
#

Post Your Standardized Test Scores

I'll start.

SAT: 1600/1600

ACT: 36/36

LSAT, GMAT, and MCAT: perfect

APs: 25x 5/5

SAT Subjects: Chemistry (800/800), Physics (800/800), Math Levels 1 (800/800), 2 (800/800)

hardy patrol
#

big nerd moment

#

i got like a 1200 sat score and a shitty gpa but still managed to get into a mid school

#

r/a2c would make you think your going to board school with anything less than a 1400

#

grinders stay grinding

#

just different stages

jaunty cove
#

this discord is the equivalent of chance me

hardy patrol
#

used to browse the chanceme sub and say "dont even try" then leave without elaborating

jaunty cove
#

for college students

hardy patrol
#

it is but with higher stakes

still yacht
#

I walk into AQR's gorgeous white marble office every single day surrounded by prestigious, bright, talented co workers. Just perfection. It feels like the 80s. We do massive fucking deals, and we exit to any fucking buy side fund we want. AQR. It's so sexy. Best hedge fund by far. You think I care that a Rentech/two sigma has a similar size and analyst profile? It doesn't come close. Ahhh, AQR. I'm so happy here

hardy patrol
#

arguably stakes that matter

#

lmao

#

900 sat score and negative gpa but still a good shot at cornell

frigid gate
#

Too high

#

Wdym when u say OH

hardy patrol
frigid gate
#

Well

#

Ohio

#

Becauz I'm a student in a LAC school in OH

hardy patrol
#

self dox

true glade
#

hmm

wary harbor
#

yo where does it show ur codesignal score?

frigid gate
#

True

wary harbor
frigid gate
#

In test center actually

#

Come to test center

#

Then find your report

wary harbor
#

wtff

#

lmao

#

what is the highest score u can get?

#

on codesignal

#

bruh

#

Just took my first codesignal got a 660

#

wtf

#

how bad is taht?

#

yea solved 1 and other passsed some cases

#

bro these questions were hard for some reason

hardy patrol
#

what company are you applying to

wary harbor
#

yea first question wasnt hard then the last 3 were just asking about physics

#

wtf

#

I never had physics

frigid gate
#

Wdym

#

Max score is 860

wary harbor
#

ong

frigid gate
#

850

wary harbor
#

yea

hardy patrol
#

660 is like bottom of the barrel for most companies just keep grinding

warped daggerBOT
#

Krishna Das ❄ asks: am I hated by this server

wary harbor
#

bro that was nothing i have done so far in LC

#

lamoo

wary harbor
hardy patrol
#

fuck krishna me and my homies hate krishna

warped daggerBOT
#

fracker asks: am I hated by this server

hardy patrol
wary harbor
#

😭

#

oh fr than im more fucked lmao zero experience

hardy patrol
#

nah bone dry

#

wbu

wary harbor
#

yea

hardy patrol
#

L

#

youll get it next time

wary harbor
#

how did it go

#

ooo thats good what was ur score?

vale summit
#

anyone scheduled/done with bloomberg tech chat?

wary harbor
#

BRUh

#

💀

hardy patrol
#

hasbullah untouched by the norwood reaper

wary harbor
#

yall gotta be geniuses or something is off

hardy patrol
#

i fucking hate gca your not alone

wary harbor
#

I mean for me thats the only hope since I have no prev experience

#

do you think going for a unpain internship is worth

#

its a startup company

minor night
#

If it’s ur first internship, sure

wary harbor
#

i cant really say rn its in india doe lol

minor night
#

My first ever internship was unpaid

wary harbor
#

bro a junior in UNI

minor night
#

But also be very wary of companies that just want to use you for free labor

wary harbor
#

i got a offer

minor night
#

If you’re not getting anything out of it (aka learning a lot) it’s not worth it

wary harbor
#

from this startup company in india

minor night
#

Literally just leave

#

It’s not like they’re paying you or anything lmao

wary harbor
#

💀

#

why not is it becuase I would not be authorized to work tehre?

minor night
#

But yeah like someone else said keep looking for another internship in the meantime

#

Wait

#

Are u from India

wary harbor
wary harbor
hardy patrol
#

spam apps if you dont have exp at this point just take what you can get

#

in this season esp

minor night
#

Honestly in that case

#

I’d rather do research or something

#

With a prof

wary harbor
#

prof?

wary harbor
#

some get auto rejected 💀

hardy patrol
#

took me like 700 apps to get my first offer that shit was such a struggle

wary harbor
hardy patrol
#

infinitely moreso

wary harbor
#

your right

#

ill keep it as a last hope

autumn zealot
#

mcdonalds internship

#

live interview questions?

#

anyone know how that goes?

hardy patrol
#

700 apps with a interview rate of like 2% compared to 70 apps now with an int rate of 15-20

wary harbor
#

how many mcchickens can you eat in a sitting?

autumn zealot
#

mergesort the burger, that should do the trick

wary harbor
jaunty cove
#

is merge k sorted lists with heap sufficient for interviews

hardy patrol
#

fidelity

#

easiest interviews in the world

wary harbor
wary harbor
hardy patrol
#

phone -> final

wary harbor
#

they open rn>

hardy patrol
#

phone was like ok whats OOP principles

wary harbor
hardy patrol
#

got it wrong

jaunty cove
#

Lol

hardy patrol
#

shes like yea uh study it for the final

#

final comes around

#

the vp says

#

yea you look like a nerd so lets just talk

quaint bolt
#

vice president

hardy patrol
#

and he talked about his bike shop for 30 mins

#

then got the offer

wary harbor
#

did u hype him up/

#

about his bikeshop

#

💀

hardy patrol
#

nah i aint even got to say shit he did all the talking

#

bro just wanted smn to talk to

wary harbor
#

ong

#

nah i hope that happens to me

#

when r their apps open?

hardy patrol
#

its closed by now lmao

#

you started a little late

wary harbor
floral sierra
#

what the pay

hardy patrol
#

35

wary harbor
#

bros rounding up

#

but thats pretty good for first

hardy patrol
#

my offer letter says 35 they gave me the extra single

wary harbor
#

bro like these OAs dont even ask about the DSA LC questions

#

yo @hardy patrol what is asked in a phone screen

#

i got one tmr

#

@elder surge

#

nah lmao its for another company

#

yeaa ok

sinful locust
#

yo

wary harbor
#

what would u say on why this company

#

mostly

#

humm okay yea ima need to do some company research than

#

alrgiht thx my boi

quaint bolt
sand pendant
#

@honest spire when was your phone screen and when did you hear back from uber after applying?

jaunty cove
#

tell me your interviewer's middle name