#2023_summer

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dusk kayak
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Prayge conferences by fall 2023 is the goal

untold rapids
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does anyone know anything about Nomura?

jaunty cove
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The same way you thought you wouldnt pass the other interviews

plush girder
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I still gotta write the essay responses for thrive intern...

dusk kayak
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i wanted to do it but man...

sinful locust
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how do satisfactory reference checks work? would i need to provide them and should i be scared about it?

dusk kayak
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i already told myself if i somehow get microsoft im gonna cancel the rest of my processes

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im tired

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like amazon final?

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oh

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uhhhh

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i lowk dont want to do amazon final 😔

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esp since they didnt schedule mine yet LMFAO

woven kindle
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auto

stone echo
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im doing may 22 - august 25

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👀

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14 weeks

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im in co-op program so they let me pick dates

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its 14 weeks

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up to 16 for co-op program

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its up to 16

frigid gate
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at least u are not in LAC school like me

dusk kayak
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i cant do coop sadness

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i would have to pay for college

candid umbra
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anyone had uber round 1 yet?

frigid gate
untold rapids
candid umbra
candid umbra
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technical

untold rapids
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was a med-hard interval q

candid umbra
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oh i see

jaunty cove
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not a bad problem to have

echo lynx
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Wow, so sorry to hear that.

plush viper
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Weird flex

frigid gate
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when should we receive offer letter sushi ?

restive meadow
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How is databricks first recruiter call?

frigid gate
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I was update 1 pm lastnight

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1 am

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i mean

pulsar quarry
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what topics for ama oa/inteview would u prioritize if u had to do it again?

north portal
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twosum

jaunty cove
obsidian olive
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when do u have linkedin?

rugged knoll
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i applied to roblox awhile ago but didnt give the OA

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if i apply again will they give me the oa?

north portal
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no promises

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apply and see

jaunty cove
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i would take those

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over amazon

low vale
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yo, does anyone else's algo classes suck ass?

jaunty cove
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why just for practice

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yep

low vale
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like mine is so fucking difficult man

jaunty cove
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i argued with my professor last week that hashmap time complexity was not strictly constant but actually amortized

north portal
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LinkedIn > Amazon > Bloomberg

low vale
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they're just sadists

late terrace
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Linkedin return is so nice

jaunty cove
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they are all good companies

rugged knoll
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What places are still hiring?

fervent flax
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if I failed to get into HFT's this year would databricks vs aazon vs bloomberg give me a higher chance new grad cycle?

obsidian olive
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which position for linkedin?

jaunty cove
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no it would give you less

late terrace
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@sleek pike did u finish algo hw

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its only 3 q's and 2 of them are pretty easy

sinful locust
late terrace
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yea its tough with internship hunting

fervent flax
late terrace
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well ur LC god

tough ledge
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what kinda patterns should i focus on for amazon?

north portal
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2sum

tough ledge
sinful locust
# fervent flax failed finals

Don’t think any company would necessarily help then, maybe BB if you failed at C++/low level qs, but u might also be put on a python/web project so idk

autumn maple
# tough ledge what kinda patterns should i focus on for amazon?

just focus on
2 Heaps
Arrays
Backtracking
Dynamic Programming
Fast & Slow pointers
Graph Traversal
In-place traversal of LL
K-way merge
Merge Intervals
Modified Binary Search
Sliding window
Top K elements
Topological Sorting
Tree BFS
Tree DFS
Two Pointers
and u should be good !

robust bridge
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how did you all end up submitting dropbox's app considering its issue with not recognizing fields being filled?

north portal
obsidian olive
final forumBOT
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You can only use this command in 2022_winter_intern_process, 2022_summer_intern_process, 2022_grad_process, 2022_fall_intern_process, 2023_summer_intern_process, 2023_winter_intern_process, 2023_grad_process

north portal
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rip

crystal agate
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I get resume rejected for the FAANG and tryna get like the cracked ppl here

oak drift
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just do amazon tagged

simple garden
echo lynx
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Hey people.
Do you know if Splunk offers corporate housing to interns by any chance?

quiet plover
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guys I did 850 out of 1200 on a codesignal OA

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what's that in the standard scale

safe minnow
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Probably a 750

echo lynx
fervent flax
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why do you just ask

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we don't have the splunk offers lmao

quiet plover
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where do I see it

grand bane
jaunty cove
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how the fck do i do open source

low vale
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git clone

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git branch

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im looking at my algos exam

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and absolutely dreading it

grand bane
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What’s on it

low vale
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algorithms

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lol

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uh

deep marsh
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i aced my algos exam and im dreading my phone screens Clueless

low vale
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its just discrete math 2

spark hearth
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whats on algorithm exams

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design an algorithm to sort an array where each element is at most k spaces away from their sorted location

deep marsh
low vale
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its not bad

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i got the answer

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but i lost half the points on the hw

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because i didn't do it the way the professor expected

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and did it pretty poorly proofwise

jaunty cove
low vale
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average grade in this class is a 30

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depends on what algos

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dsa?

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grokking is overkill

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advanced algos?

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won't help at all

spark hearth
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town of salem algorithm

hardy patrol
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gonna apply to out of reach companies just to dick around and practice

old kelp
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No

low vale
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untrue

old kelp
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Still better than bootcamp

low vale
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it depends on what you want to do tbh

old kelp
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Like a CS degree can get you hella far

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In terms of the recruitment process

low vale
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if you're interested in fullstack dev/webdev primarily uni isn't the best

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distributed systems and embedded?

spark hearth
low vale
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you almost need uni

deep marsh
spark hearth
old kelp
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Yes it is, but bootcamp grads have a harder chance to getting swe jobs

low vale
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it does though?

deep marsh
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I hate everything that a bootcamp stands for but I get why someone'd need it

old kelp
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Thats honestly copium. A degree can get you a job and can increase your chances. Bootcamps are just money grabs.

deep marsh
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sitting on the fence about this

hardy patrol
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wish there was like a ranking of faang+ companies so i know which ones i got a chance in

old kelp
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Uni doesnt prepare you for the job for sure

hardy patrol
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lc hards are an instaloss

low vale
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if you take uni seriously it absolutely prepares you

deep marsh
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ive had to work with bootcamp newbies and undergrad newbies and I'd take the undergrads any day over the bootcampers

autumn roost
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Are new applications still being opened up or are we at the end of the cycle?

frigid gate
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recurence , right ?

old kelp
deep marsh
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Uni is a rigorous buttfucking session for 4 years that builds character or something idk
But there is a considerable difference between the 2 hires

low vale
old kelp
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Its still getting you interviews though

low vale
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"practical skills" are skills that can be learned in a couple of weeks or months

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not something you need uni for

jaunty cove
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its interesting how the biggest thing it teaches you is how to be an independent learner

spark hearth
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what uni

old kelp
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If you were a bootcamp grad, you would've been fucked and not even gotten an interview

deep marsh
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how'd you even define a T10 uni

old kelp
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My cousin did a bootcamp (luckily his bootcamp was free) and he told me how stacked the odds were against him

jaunty cove
deep marsh
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somethings that not in the top 10?

old kelp
jaunty cove
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I AM JAILOR

wicked bison
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for bootcamps u only got a year to learn, at a uni u got 4 years. as a bootcamp grad if u utilize ur time properly u can get an offer in 2 years

uneven sand
jaunty cove
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i love getting jester

old kelp
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They just opened up the SWE course in their server right?

jaunty cove
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best role

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by far

old kelp
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Its t8

jaunty cove
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you just say random shit and then die

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which iss how i live irl

low vale
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i don't get the idea that a bootcamp prepares you better, you;re not learning distributed systems or ml or a bunch of other stuff at a bootcamp

old kelp
wicked bison
jaunty cove
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u dont learn ML at a undergrad degree either

old kelp
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Well yeah no shit

low vale
wicked bison
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there are bootcamps like springboard that help with getting a job

old kelp
wicked bison
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definitely

low vale
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oh man, if you started with this no one would have disagreed with you

old kelp
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They definitely can, but you can choose courses that you can take

old kelp
wicked bison
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college is outdated

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fake a job exp and get a full time offer at uber

low vale
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uni > anything else for me because i go for free 🙃

old kelp
low vale
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poverty moment

placid pelican
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Does anyone know how many rounds for citadel after oa ?

old kelp
wicked bison
low vale
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nyu

old kelp
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But you can be in college and still get that practical exp through

low vale
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ye

wicked bison
low vale
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they give very good aid

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to people they want

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bunch of friends also got full rides

old kelp
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I go to a T10 for free as well. Actually, they pay me KEKW $4k per semester

elfin adder
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crazy

low vale
dusk kayak
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i go to an ass school but it's free

old kelp
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Poverty moment

wicked bison
deep marsh
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DOC ON ME

You decided to be on alert tonight.

wicked bison
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heard they got a transfer program that covers the tuition

old kelp
wicked bison
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✅✅✅

low vale
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Everywhere is higher than columbia now :^)

old kelp
low vale
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columbia off the list

old kelp
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LMFAOO

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Columbia CS is at #14

low vale
wicked bison
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u think any CUNY schools are t400?

low vale
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they decilined to be in the rankings

old kelp
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Fake data users

low vale
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after they cheated rankings

wicked bison
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what rankings do u look at? us news?

old kelp
low vale
old kelp
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These are the real questions that need to be asked

wicked bison
old kelp
low vale
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stony brook is pretty high up there too

hardy patrol
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does citadel ask for transcripts im about to lie abt my gpa

old kelp
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But yeah community college -> sbu/nyu would be valid

old kelp
wicked bison
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hunter college?

old kelp
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SBU is highly rated for CS tho

jaunty cove
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it does for a good amount of companies

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i guess the rankings themselves dont matter

old kelp
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Unless you're a T10 CS uni

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Prestige of unis is key to offers imo

jaunty cove
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but the fact that people know your school is considered good

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is a good thing

old kelp
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Yeah

wicked bison
old kelp
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Like there are companies who have hired students from certain universities and therefore simp for those unis

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I mean that works

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City tech is cool tho

wicked bison
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bro

old kelp
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🤡

wicked bison
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getting sued by harvard

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ehh

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harvard is overrated

old kelp
teal plover
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is it good to tell stripe the pending offers you got?

wicked bison
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are you in harvard?

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thats about it

true glade
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whats mit then

floral sierra
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i’ll prestige ur mom

old kelp
old kelp
wicked bison
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im lvl 100 prestige

sinful locust
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yall use bisect.bisect in interview?

wicked bison
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whats that

safe minnow
old kelp
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What even is that

sinful locust
safe minnow
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I’m pretty sure using bisect in general isn’t a great idea

old kelp
sinful locust
safe minnow
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You can emulate bisect with heaps most of the time

old kelp
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Asians are discriminated by Harvard

safe minnow
#

Your interviewer has a decent chance of not knowing bisect

true glade
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what is "prestige kid"

sinful locust
old kelp
jaunty cove
safe minnow
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If your interviewer doesn’t know bisect they’ll be so confused

sinful locust
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thatd more confusing

safe minnow
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No I don’t have a one liner

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But writing out the heap functions isn’t gonna take more than 2-3 minutes

sinful locust
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bisect is just array and what you want to find
bisect.bisect(arr, element)
they really won't understand?

safe minnow
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What no

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I mean import heapq

sinful locust
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every python leetcode solution uses bisect tho 😢

safe minnow
slow veldt
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"ok, so this function implements a binary search. this variation finds the leftmost element gte."

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qed

sinful locust
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ill say that

jaunty cove
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"this function solves alien dictionary"

sinful locust
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im memorizing top 5 most common questions 2 hrs before 🥶

obsidian olive
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racism

wicked bison
obsidian olive
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@wicked bison i like ur banner

wicked bison
obsidian olive
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😂

jaunty cove
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Lol

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Actually i worked really hard to get into harvard

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My parents hired 5 tutors for me

old kelp
floral sierra
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does hackerrank tell u if u need camera before taking

old kelp
floral sierra
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ty

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ong

jaunty cove
low vale
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yeah they tell you it will pe proctored

obsidian olive
floral sierra
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my pc doesnt have a webcam wtf

obsidian olive
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ill cheat on u

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jedi mind trick time

naive kayak
floral sierra
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fr

low vale
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cheating on oas doesn't make too much sense to me because most companys don't go "here's a hard oa and an easy final"

naive kayak
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fr

old kelp
obsidian olive
# naive kayak reported

Hello Amazon,
Im writing to inform that eat me out has said he is planning to cheat on your OA

Regards,
LC hard in amzn final

naive kayak
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"eat me out"

low vale
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i haven't interviewed enough then i guess

old kelp
low vale
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i thought oa was supposed to be the easier screen

floral sierra
obsidian olive
low vale
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actually that makes sense for amazon because they give 2sum on final

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lmao

old kelp
obsidian olive
low vale
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nah not for me either

naive kayak
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whats 2 sum

low vale
obsidian olive
old kelp
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Whoever gets two sum on final for Amazon ran out of luck for their entire life

sinful locust
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can i use builtin python sort in interview?

hexed rune
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just got the second (final?) round call for state farm summer internship. never done a live coding technical interview before any of u got any pointers?

floral sierra
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talk about how hot the interviewer is

obsidian olive
old kelp
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Idk the person deleted it

hexed rune
old kelp
obsidian olive
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r u thecatinthehat

naive kayak
#

same

sinful locust
floral sierra
obsidian olive
old kelp
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Driver/navigator kinda nice

sinful locust
#

sit

obsidian olive
sinful locust
#

pair programming on my lap

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no

old kelp
low vale
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idk bout gap i got 2 easies i think

obsidian olive
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legit i read a story about some guy who fell for his interviewer

old kelp
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LMFAOOOOO

sinful locust
obsidian olive
old kelp
sinful locust
obsidian olive
#

yea thats a diff story

low vale
#

wait was that the yale copypasta?

obsidian olive
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the college apps one

old kelp
obsidian olive
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saw on a tiktok 🥲

old kelp
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🤡

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Its like you want to kill yourself if you taking premed

jaunty cove
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i like when i go on dates and say im a math major and then they ask what kind of jobs can u do with that

old kelp
obsidian olive
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all the leetcode sweats gonna say yes

low vale
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people irl automatically assume im a cs tryhard when i tell them im a csmajor

obsidian olive
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preach

low vale
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and they're right 😭

rugged knoll
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is Zillow a good company to apply for? Whats the resume value?

obsidian olive
old kelp
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on Blind??? wtf

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Gay and Proud?

obsidian olive
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ask what?

low vale
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well im not a tryhard 400lc type csmajor, but im still more into cs than most

old kelp
old kelp
jaunty cove
obsidian olive
jaunty cove
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u cant take them seriously

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Lol

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her only passion probably alcohol and men

old kelp
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Maybe programming is your only trait

old kelp
hollow field
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is datadog oa LC style or is it like API and SQL based?

obsidian olive
#

anime watcher 🚩

low vale
obsidian olive
#

yayyyyy frats ‼️

old kelp
low vale
#

🤔

old kelp
#

better than majoring in potassium

low vale
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im happy cs is a major

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otherwise i'd have to do a hard engineering discipline or premed

obsidian olive
#

good

low vale
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and get paid less

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lol

old kelp
low vale
#

architecture is p difficult

static spindle
low vale
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not harder than cs i don't think though

old kelp
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Thats like 100% of CS Majors though KEKW

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you're not special

low vale
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i don't play video games

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only league

old kelp
#

Fartnite?

low vale
#

thats not a video game

old kelp
#

Eww

obsidian olive
#

some guy: wyd if ur depressed fighting demons in a war torn country
cs careers: just get good at leetcode lmfao

old kelp
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Imagine being a grown ass man and playing fortnite

hollow field
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am i the only person ever to get rejected by bloomberg phone screen

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lowkey thought it was rlly ez

wicked bison
#

why are we learning leetcode just to suffer

static spindle
obsidian olive
hollow field
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did they ghost or send email

old kelp
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Tru

wicked bison
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for 3 months?

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damn

true glade
wicked bison
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thats not too bad

old kelp
static spindle
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i love vicotry royal :)

old kelp
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I dont play fartnite

jaunty cove
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fortnite chapter 3 season 6 episode 48

static spindle
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the darth vader skin is my favorite

wicked bison
#

salat\ is your name russian

true glade
#

any1 play csgo

wicked bison
#

🥗

old kelp
#

I play Elden Ring (or at least used to) 🙂

static spindle
low vale
#

league

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:)))

jaunty cove
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i was gold nova in 2015

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🙂

old kelp
low vale
#

anime watcher

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kek

static spindle
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anime watcher ❗

low vale
#

the one vice im not guilty of

true glade
old kelp
#

Idc

static spindle
old kelp
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All I gotta do is not mention I watch anime and my anime count PepeHands

static spindle
#

of 17 counts of arson in florida

jaunty cove
true glade
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🤔

low vale
#

i would be ge too

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I'd have enough money for someone to boost me

jaunty cove
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probably

old kelp
#

Cringe

jaunty cove
#

faceit > valve mm

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anyway

true glade
#

valve reset everyone's ranks

vestal seal
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csgo to cs major pipeline is real

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i was LE like 3 years ago

old kelp
true glade
#

went from s4 to mg1

jaunty cove
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im 5 minutes of Csgo discussion away from redownloading steam and failing my classes

low vale
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i used to be so dogshit at csgo because i played with trackpad

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and had omega squeaker voice

jaunty cove
#

lmao

old kelp
old kelp
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Only chads play on trackpad

low vale
#

imposter?

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amogus?

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sus

true glade
#

league on trackpad is a lot worse than csgo trackpad

low vale
#

oh shit i gotta speedrun my physics homework lmaooo

static spindle
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fuck

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yeah

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im doing bfs

old kelp
#

Can I git pull you and git merge into you as well 💋

true glade
#

...

static spindle
old kelp
earnest hatch
#

You don't need a template, just say you found another offer that's a better fit and thank them for their time

north portal
#

rip

deep marsh
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RIP my guy

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damn dawg
u didnt have to do sushi like that

hardy patrol
#

alright fellas checking msft

old kelp
#

Me too

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Breh

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Still on submitted

hardy patrol
#

cringe

unknown.png
#

did you apply in september

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idk if they got to sept apps

old kelp
old kelp
hardy patrol
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says it in the ss sept 6

old kelp
#

Oh

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No

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But it got updated Sept 6

hardy patrol
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updates when you apply

old kelp
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Oh ok

woeful pilot
#

Is anyone from the UK on this server.??

old kelp
#

I dont know the microsoft application center very well

low vale
#

amazon better

hardy patrol
#

im very familiar with it ive been staring at this fucking screen the past month

old kelp
sinful locust
#

cisco noncoding then atlassian coding in 5 min

jaunty cove
#

Microsoft is the worst faang

old kelp
#

U know

sinful locust
old kelp
hardy patrol
#

gotta cope react that colin

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applied to riot and apple with the 0.1% chance that they get back to me

old kelp
#

Are those even faangg

jaunty cove
#

Guys i was kidding

sinful locust
#

nuro

jaunty cove
#

Its not even in faang

sinful locust
woeful pilot
#

The United Kingdom bro

jaunty cove
#

Whats up mang

old kelp
#

Facebook Amazon Apple Netflix Google right?

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Or am I wrong

sinful locust
old kelp
#

😭

jaunty cove
#

i need an update from airbnv

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airbnb

sinful locust
old kelp
#

F

sinful locust
#

nvidia up always

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same with nuro

old kelp
#

But always ghosting 😭

low vale
#

netflix pay is all cash

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no stock

earnest hatch
sinful locust
low vale
#

so their stock being down doesn't matter to much tbh

sinful locust
#

cisci phone in 0 min

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cisco

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how to prep?

low vale
#

why cisco

hardy patrol
#

livestream

low vale
#

just go amazon

sinful locust
#

vc?

hardy patrol
#

we'll code for you

sinful locust
earnest hatch
#

Endorsi moment craughing

hardy patrol
#

we'll talk for you

#

collectively

old kelp
#

Amazon the best PIP

hardy patrol
#

praying amz isnt full im literally in the next wave

low vale
#

amazon has the best engineers

hardy patrol
#

but theyre taking longer than usual to send oas

old kelp
#

I'm still on submitted for Microsoft

sinful locust
#

how

old kelp
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Wtf

sinful locust
#

butt plug?

old kelp
#

Why did I mistaken Microsoft for Amazon

sinful locust
#

i cant dm

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im blocked

old kelp
#

💀

sinful locust
#

me next?

low vale
#

bro

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where is my interview

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i appleied when it opened

old kelp
#

I mean you got Amazon so who cares

sinful locust
#

BROO CISCO ISNT SHOWING YP

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how am i ghosted b y CISCO evne

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11 but at 8 am i said reschedule to 2:15 pm PST

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then recruiter never answered

old kelp
sinful locust
low vale
#

NOOOOO

#

i pute the wrong grad date

sinful locust
#

yes

low vale
#

i put the wrong fucking grad date

#

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

#

put 2025 instead of 2024

sinful locust
old kelp
#

Ayo

low vale
#

i applied to msft befor i knew about the grad date hack

old kelp
#

Whats the grad date hack

sinful locust
#

i requested and they said 2:15 pm instwad but didnt confirm

low vale
old kelp
#

Bruh

#

Thats just lying lol

low vale
#

well for me its true

sinful locust
#

no way msft must be full
i did not get resume rejected

low vale
#

technically i could grad in 3 years

#

but people do that as freshmen too

sinful locust
#

how

#

i applied when it opene!

north portal
#

sigh of relief

unknown.png
sinful locust
north portal
#

Is there?

#

i dont even remember its been months

sinful locust
#

whats that

north portal
#

if there's NC thats pog

sinful locust
#

what if they accidentally cancelled me for wrong role

#

and it was actually after phone i got rejected for security

#

thatd suck more

stable cape
#

sigh i think?

floral sierra
#

wat nc mean

stable cape
old kelp
#

Canadians smh

north portal
stable cape
north portal
#

theres a chance copium

sinful locust
#

phone call now

old kelp
#

Inhale large amounts of copium everyday or you will be depressed for life

stable cape
north portal
#

oh nice

#

i got expedia oa

stable cape
#

im depressed doing discrete math

old kelp
low vale
#

expedia oa was harder than most oas ive taken so far

#

i think harder than citadels

north portal
#

oh

stable cape
north portal
low vale
#

?

old kelp
#

iykyk

low vale
#

and its harder

stable cape
#

oh welp

#

gg

#

yall know the coupons collecter problem?

north portal
#

which we wont

wooden shard
#

Didn’t pass all test cases for one of them lmao

earnest hatch
low vale
#

"honey is free money"

heavy magnet
#

u mean the one on expedia or in general lol

stable cape
heavy magnet
#

the probability problem?

stable cape
#

ye

heavy magnet
#

u want expected value right?

#

just look at geometric distribution and how to calculate ev for that and its ez

#

like you know u collect 1 coupon on the first pick and then after that the prob of getting a new coupon is (N - 1)/N which is the parameter for the geo distibution

#

and repeat that K steps if you want K coupons

low vale
#

E(C) = E(c0 +c1 +c2...) = E(c0)+E(c1)+E(c2)...

stable cape
#

yea i get that, i think i get confused at the part where they start asking expected value shi

heavy magnet
#

that is the ev

#

just add it all up

stable cape
#

but ill look over that shi again 😭

heavy magnet
#

Expected val of GEO is 1/p and so if u get a coupon with probability 5/6

#

the expected number of picks until you get it is 6/5

rugged knoll
#

is NetApp a good company?\

true glade
#

is it cereal box problem?

stable cape
rugged knoll
#

idek

heavy magnet
crisp berry
low vale
#

job reopened 3 days ago

#

already full

hardy patrol
#

boss baby git thumbnail

#

fitting

jaunty cove
#

neetcode all is cool

#

im gonna do it

#

for amaozn

low vale
#

getting amazon has reduced my work ethic to 0 lmao

jaunty cove
#

even in school?

#

or just with app process

low vale
#

both

#

like if i hadn't gotten amazon

#

i would have done at least 40 lc or some shit for google by now

#

i think ive done like 8

#

and not even done

#

just looked at

#

and i was like

#

yep ik how to do this

#

next

jaunty cove
#

Lol

#

bro google so cool though

low vale
#

i know but i can't even begin to put effort into studying again

deep marsh
#

im procrastinating on scheduling my google phone skull4k
It feels like theres never enough prep

low vale
#

yes

#

you can amazon google home

#

and google pixel

gray zodiac
#

did anyone take pin final yet

analog stratus
#

how much does amazon new grad pay for nyc

gray zodiac
#

205

low vale
old kelp
gray zodiac
#

no it doesnt

#

its the same across the board

analog stratus
#

average?

low vale
old kelp
gray zodiac
#

for sde yes

low vale
#

according to levels its lower than 180 sometimes

gray zodiac
#

levels is cappin

#

levels im finding it to not be accurate

low vale
gray zodiac
#

at all

#

but its 205 everyone u cant negotiate

low vale
#

zon best company

analog stratus
#

i’m gonna be interning there this summer and hoping i get a return offer

gray zodiac
old kelp
uneven sand
#

from the amazon server

analog stratus
#

yoo sakkaboi

old kelp
uneven sand
#

return intern i think gives a bit more in the signing bonus

#

maybe like 10k more

old kelp
analog stratus
#

remember me from tech

echo lynx
#

Hey ma people
Does anyone have Gem offer for this summer?

deep marsh
#

gah damn

jaunty cove
#

gem gem gem gem

gray zodiac
echo lynx
jaunty cove
#

do they use ruby

echo lynx
#

no clue

old kelp
jaunty cove
#

😦

#

i hope you get offer

north portal
#

some of the seniors got ng offers at 170k standard l4

old kelp
north portal
#

i think 205 is bay area

old kelp
#

The discord name was familiar

analog stratus
#

yes

deep marsh
# 
You load 16 tons, what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt
St. Peter, don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store
old kelp
analog stratus
#

doing pretty good

#

i’m learning C rn

#

🥲

old kelp
#

😭

jaunty cove
#

205 area code is birmingham apparentl

old kelp
jaunty cove
#

415 is most of bay area

analog stratus
#

yea

gentle scroll
#

925 > 415

analog stratus
#

to pass u just gotta get a 40% overall average

gray zodiac
old kelp
analog stratus
#

yeah

low vale
#

i think passing in my algos class might be a 20% test avg lol

#

since class avg for tests is 30%

analog stratus
#

dynamic memory allocator -> multi process handling -> multi threading

old kelp
analog stratus
#

but i guess they are very useful concepts

old kelp
#

Were you always in this server?

analog stratus
#

yeah

#

i just been afk

old kelp
#

I mean I just joined maybe a week ago

analog stratus
#

i come here to see how many people get amazon intern offers

old kelp
#

Kinda tox imo, but idk why I keep coming back to it and chatting

analog stratus
#

oh

gray zodiac
old kelp
analog stratus
#

yeah

#

been seeing a lot

old kelp
#

Ayo chill but yeah

analog stratus
#

yea

low vale
#

👀

violet kelp
#

Anyone know what Bloomberg’s tech chat is about?

analog stratus
#

lol

old kelp
violet kelp
old kelp
#

Good

#

Oh fuck

#

I haven't ate yet

#

Its already 6pm 😭

hardy patrol
#

at this point id be willing to settle for an msft reject cause this cold shoulder treatment is arguably worse than outright rejection

low vale
sinful locust
#

tomorrow im telling msft i have deadline

#

i hope security intern is not full yet

hardy patrol
#

would recruiters actually give af if your on the screening portion

#

i mean ill try it since my expectations are wildly low anyway

sinful locust
hardy patrol
#

alright bet

sinful locust
#

but also they could just say no we only do hiring in spring for security

deep marsh
static spindle
#

is samsara OA after resume screen?

jaunty cove
#

no

sinful locust
#

i miss internhsip

#

weekends off pog

#

no student hours on sunday and studying for quizzes on monday 💀

violet kelp
sinful locust
#

wtf is a tech chat craughing

#

wtf is a tech craughing

#

wtf is craughing

#

wtf craughing

violet kelp
sinful locust
violet kelp
#

Just doxxed my first name

old kelp
#

How?

violet kelp
jaunty cove
#

Schedule interview for next day monkaS

violet kelp
#

I’m fucked

old kelp
jaunty cove
#

dave's name is david wow

violet kelp
#

I’ve only met 1 david before

#

Unique tbh

sinful locust
#

davis colin

violet kelp
#

David Jeffrey

#

David Topeka

#

David praying for Microsoft offer

old kelp
#

Now if I had my first name doxxed, I would be done

sinful locust
#

atlassian coding in 10 min

#

❗

old kelp
#

gl

sinful locust
#

i need it

#

if they ask me a hard im just ending it

jaunty cove
#

if airbnb rejects me i will play the gladiator soundtrack and walk through fields of wheat

old kelp
sinful locust
hollow field
jaunty cove
#

until they reject me

hollow field
#

Yea

old kelp
sinful locust
#

chat about tech

hollow field
#

U just talk about your resume with an engineer

sinful locust
#

bloomberg ocaml?

#

i found this crazy intenrship

old kelp
sinful locust
#

ocaml for symbolic execution

jaunty cove
sinful locust
#

i dont

hollow field
sinful locust
old kelp
#

I had that happen when I got interview from Bloomberg at high school

sinful locust
#

leetcode = a fate worse than death

jaunty cove
old kelp
#

I got the phone call and they asked me an coding problem (fibonacci)

hollow field
#

I don’t think anyone has had a coding a till now

#

This one the email says no coding

sinful locust
#

😢

jaunty cove
sinful locust
#

i applied evreywhere high school - 0 emails back

old kelp
hollow field
#

Y’all should’ve faked a college and done Amazon

old kelp
#

Final round was so close welp

hardy patrol
#

messaged like 4 msft recruiters

sinful locust
#

6 minutes

hardy patrol
#

imagine they expedite my app to a rejection

#

L

old kelp
#

W

hollow field
#

They’d prob ignore your app

#

If anything

old kelp
hardy patrol
#

fax

civic parcel
#

Did anyone hear back from Imc today?

sinful locust
#

(it worked)

#

3x

#

out of 100

old kelp
jaunty cove
#

What if X is a shit school

hardy patrol
#

i didnt ask for a referral no 🧢

sinful locust
#

5 min

jaunty cove
#

mfw i do dp for a greedy problem

#

and time out

hardy patrol
#

basically

sinful locust
#

i better get lc tagged medium or easy
i better get lc tagged medium or easy
i better get lc tagged medium or easy
i better get lc tagged medium or easy
i better get lc tagged medium or easy

#

otherwise i quit

jaunty cove
#

if amazon asks me anything cs related besides leetcode im getting rejected

old kelp
jaunty cove
#

ood in python is easy bc it barely exists

hardy patrol
#

Hello <recruiter>,
I'm a Comp Sci Junior at <school> and I'm still in the application pool for the 2023 internship for over a month and was wondering the timeline on the process? Thanks a lot!

jaunty cove
#

or are they going to mark me down for not writing getter and setter decorators craughing

hardy patrol
#

short and straight to the point

violet kelp
old kelp
sinful locust
old kelp
#

I need to study OOD for an interview 😦

jaunty cove
sinful locust
#

actually my interviewer asked me compare programming languages

#

instead of LP

old kelp
jaunty cove
#

knowledge of how to waste your time

#

if u want x just say object.x

#

if u want to change x

#

just say

#

object.x = y

old kelp
sinful locust
jaunty cove
#

this is not monkas

old kelp
#

Yeah ik

uneven sand
#

mutations 🤮

#

fp >

jaunty cove
#

just bc u put something behidn a layer of abstraction doesnt make it safer

sinful locust
uneven sand
#

immutable > mutable

#

nobody wants to debug code with tons of side effects

jaunty cove
#

ok yea ideally wouldnt be writing a class in the first place ok

#

but if i get asked ood i will not write getters and setters

uneven sand
#

somebody could change a value in some random file and that change could affect a reference in another random file

sinful locust
gusty ocean
#

Anyone do NVIDIA OA

jaunty cove
uneven sand
#

i prefer unsafe assembly code

#

i hard code memory addresses

jaunty cove
# 
class Obj:
    """property demo"""
    @property
    def attribute(self):
        return self._attribute
    @attribute.setter
    def attribute(self, value):
        self._attribute = value
    #
    @attribute.deleter
    def attribute(self):
        del self._attribute
#

this is hoirrfying

uneven sand
#

no

#

mfw 200k cash for a new grad is rough

#

seattle offer is actually the worst

#

seattle gets the same pay as detroit KEKW

jaunty cove
#

i want detroit offer

uneven sand
#

amazon has everything in the same payband except for nyc and bay area

#

tho there's a location in tennessee that's lower

jaunty cove
#

should i email amazon rn and ask for bay area

#

bfore final

spark hearth
uneven sand
#

true

#

guys apply to immuta

#

it's a hot startup

#

will be the next databricks

spark hearth
#

i applied

deep marsh
#

based

uneven sand
#

you didn't know how to design twitter

low vale
#

nyc col isn't even that expensive

#

its all the people living in manhattan

spark hearth
#

: (

low vale
#

and going "Why is it so expensive here"

#

you're living in manhattan

#

thats why

#

i only go deep into manhattan for ice cream

#

there's this really nice ice cream place with like 30 flavors near penn station

static spindle
#

depends on where ur applying

uneven sand
#

i failed an interview and got offer

low vale
#

hopefully me with google too prayge

uneven sand
#

anywhere between 1 second and 100 years

nova wind
#

I probably get rejected by LinkedIn. Everyone with finals later dates got their offers 😭

uneven sand
#

not necessarily

#

i know people that got offer before me and they did their final a week after me

#

and i still got offer

#

you only get offer once they identify a team for you which ig takes a variable amount of time

nova wind
#

GOAT!

#

Appreciate you, bro!

uneven sand
#

yea living in the city with 100k will be tough

#

id just commute from the suburbs

nova wind
#

09/26.

rugged knoll
#

How is juniper networks?

uneven sand
#

it's very common for people to commute from the suburbs in jersey

nova wind
#

Prob New York state, not City.

jaunty cove
#

every city has suburbs

uneven sand
#

a lot of people live in jersey and work in nyc

deep marsh
#

BKLYN --> Lower Manhattan

jaunty cove
#

New york or new york cityy

uneven sand
#

so you think it goes from skyscrapers immediately to farms?

jaunty cove
#

there is a lot to new york thts not just NYC

deep marsh
#

come down to upstate NY for the real depressing New York Aware

uneven sand
#

new york is a city in new york

jaunty cove
#

and hikes

#

new york new york means nyc

uneven sand
#

i mean you can but it won't be pretty

deep marsh
#

does anyone know how to scam a chegg acc
mfkers got my homework solutions

jaunty cove
#

imagine living in nyc and making median american salary

deep marsh
#

manhattan COL skull4k

uneven sand
#

im planning on getting a place on billionaire's row

#

do you think that's possible with my six figures (100k) salary?

deep marsh
#

anythings possible if you believe in it

#

im gmi to google off of 81 LC solved CopiumTime

hardy patrol
#

nyc col retarded but if you can afford it its the best city on the east

jaunty cove
#

homer alaska

uneven sand
#

sf is pretty good depending on where in sf

jaunty cove
#

no dude someone told me there is shit on the streets

hardy patrol
#

i got unfathomable hatred for sf

uneven sand
#

that's in like a few streets

jaunty cove
uneven sand
#

there's very specific areas where the street shit is

#

i've been to sf many times and never saw shit bc i used my brain

hardy patrol
#

overanalyzing moment

uneven sand
#

it could just be some automated mail server doing shit