and apparently they rescinded some intern return offers?
#2023_summer
uneven sand
mild aspen
Did you get offended?
uneven sand
no
stable frost
are they still hiring interns or are they done
sinful locust
Did you get offended?
Did your mom get offended?
true glade
whats the big deal about loo
stable frost
i applied but my resume is still being reviewed
stable frost
does anyone know how long that takes
uneven sand
waterloo steals our american jobs
sinful locust
🤨
mild aspen
Did your mom get offended?
It's alright you wouldn't have gotten even if the economy was booming anyway
uneven sand
does anyone know how long that takes
anywhere between 2 weeks and 6 months
msft is so rng
sinful locust
It's alright you wouldn't have gotten even if the economy was booming anyway
It's alright your mom wouldn't have gotten even if the economy was booming anyway
uneven sand
yea but they cheat like eric liu
south oak
Hash maps
safe minnow
yea but they cheat like eric liu
Who's eric liu
mild aspen
It's alright your mom wouldn't have gotten even if the economy was booming anywa...
no shit my mom's not CS
sinful locust
how ws 2020 better than 2021 and 2022
covid was better
uneven sand
eric liu stole projects and stuff and put it on his resume
south oak
I think people at waterloo use hashmaps more than norma people
sinful locust
no shit my mom's not CS
no your mom my mom's not your mom
uneven sand
not sure if that's the same guy
mild compass
very true
uneven sand
he got wish bc of his stolen projects
uneven sand
waterloo is good bc of co-op program
and enough smart students to make companies interested
jaunty cove
mild compass
yep good coop program + large student population gets u that
jaunty cove
if avg californian was at waterloo then nobody would want to hire from waterloo
sinful locust
bro how does everyone at my college have citadel/hrt/jane street shirts and merch but no one is interning there 
ivory basalt
citadel and optiver shirts everywhere at mine
mild compass
like how i have almost all the hft swag but never plan on going there
safe minnow
eric liu stole projects and stuff and put it on his resume
How did they even find out
sinful locust
eric liu stole projects and stuff and put it on his resume
everyone steals tbh
they all do the react todo list and put it on even tho they copy pasted some tutorial
uneven sand
everyone steals tbh
they all do the react todo list and put it on even tho they ...
and those people are cringe
mild compass
from cheating on contests, to copying someone elses project
safe minnow
:susge:
uneven sand
my projects are original 
jaunty cove
thats how he beat magnus carlsen
sinful locust
same
sinful locust
my projects are original <:gladge:922955236212101161>
mine are now
frank knoll
I did
mild compass
i stopped talking about my projects
jaunty cove
my projects are original but unfinished
sinful locust
i stopped talking about my projects
same
mild compass
i havent done a project in like 1.5 years i think
uneven sand
how many lines tho
true glade
does anyone know about nvidia internships
uneven sand
not very impressive if you know all of your 5 loc
sinful locust
how many lines tho
hardy patrol
mf you are copilot
safe minnow
mf you are copilot
copilot+
sinful locust
does anyone know about nvidia internships
fill in the blank:
nvidia is F U __
hardy patrol
i havent opened up vs code in a while
true glade
Ck
uneven sand
fill in the blank:
nvidia is F U \_\_
FUCKED
true glade
Ll
hardy patrol
i dont need to work on projects when i already pass the resume screens
sinful locust
i dont need to work on projects when i already pass the resume screens
whats your resume
sinful locust
but specifically the ai/deep learning internship at nvidia
you get phone?
i aint heard shit even in blind dms
hardy patrol
i only have one f500 company but thats all you need to pass screens
anywhere besides like quant or some shit
true glade
you get phone?
i aint heard shit even in blind dms
no but im pretty sure i got perfect on oa
sinful locust
i only have one f500 company but thats all you need to pass screens
i have 2 big N and not passing as much as i did in 2020 with 0 exp
hardy patrol
weird
jaunty cove
idk if thats true for unicorns and google
sinful locust
no but im pretty sure i got perfect on oa
what oa? nvidia is giving oas? how when
hardy patrol
yea theres a lot of exceptions but im not aiming for google or anything
sinful locust
dang nvidia doesnt go to my school
id trade all the quants, stripe, and bloomberg visits for nvidia and apple visits
more prestigious tbh
hardy patrol
as long as they pay good and have a decent wlb then thats all i want
sinful locust
as long as they pay good and have a decent wlb then thats all i want
define decent wlb
the opposite it turned me off from faang tbh
most boring sass shit
hardy patrol
define decent wlb
i dont have to miss my kids growing up because im too busy git committing a single line of code for 80 hours a week
sinful locust
i dont have to miss my kids growing up because im too busy git committing a sing...
so no oncall? gl then
uneven sand
i dont have to miss my kids growing up because im too busy git committing a sing...
so you'd do 79 hours?
hardy patrol
going to write my manifesto here before amazon final on my thoughts about this so i can reflect back on it if i ever decide to climb on the hedonistic treadmill of prestige and tc
true glade
id trade all the quants, stripe, and bloomberg visits for nvidia and apple visi...
whaaa
low vale
what im saying is i would actually like to work 0
uneven sand
would you do -1 over 0
hardy patrol
so no oncall? gl then
fidelity has peanuts tc but it is literally the most chill fucking place ive been in
hardy patrol
heard pinterest is like that too but who knows
sinful locust
fidelity has peanuts tc but it is literally the most chill fucking place ive bee...
exactly
uneven sand
id trade all the quants, stripe, and bloomberg visits for nvidia and apple visi...
wut
nvidia and apple hiring process sucks
sinful locust
nvidia and apple hiring process sucks
bc they prestigious af
uneven sand
no
true glade
nvidia and apple hiring process sucks
why does nvidia hiring process suck
uneven sand
nvidia and apple hire by team
quaint bolt
why does nvidia hiring process suck
bc bexor said so
uneven sand
there's no standardized hiring process
sinful locust
in terms of interesting work
sinful locust
moving protobufs around is not interesting work
android kernel 0days is
chrome sandbox escapes too
low vale
in terms of interesting work
apple amz g and msft are all super team dependant
you could get some terribly useless product
true glade
hi n3
elfin peak
in terms of interesting work
What the hell lmao
uneven sand
copium
low vale
lemme ring up my buddy jassy
uneven sand
i have quant offer tho
sinful locust
apple amz g and msft are all super team dependant
true 
uneven sand
as of today 
low vale
He said sys design
elfin peak
How is Amazon on tier B in terms of interesting work though?
low vale
just cuz quant pays the most doesn't mean its the most "interesting work"
that depends on you
sinful locust
money > interesting work
more money < interesting work & good money
uneven sand
more money > good money
uneven sand
from talking to employees, quant work is interesting the same way tech work is interesting: it's really team dependent
sinful locust
ive never heard any discussion of things quants do
only the money and prestige bascially every day
🤔
uneven sand
bc they sign like 100 NDAs
low vale
^^^
quaint bolt
ive never heard any discussion of things quants do
only the money and prestige b...
it's the same if not worse for apple interns
sinful locust
doesnt jane street have a blog explaining in detail what interns do
jaunty cove
do they
safe minnow
it's the same if not worse for apple interns
Why? 🤔
safe minnow
Oh yeah
sinful locust
does anyone actually read it 
no one gives a shit
sinful locust
they're working on stuff that's under NDA? <:WazowskiStare:752943231104188518>
what about the blog literally on what interns do
quaint bolt
apple employees aren't allowed to code in their free time either iirc
quaint bolt
what about the blog literally on what interns do
apple? don't think they have something like that 
sinful locust
for all they know you couldve done nothing
sinful locust
apple? don't think they have something like that <:kekw_recession_edition:101435...
no jane street
quaint bolt
I wasn't talking about js 
low vale
he was talking about 🍎
sinful locust
i wasnt talking about him
low vale
you allowed to talk about what software you used?
sinful locust
<ew<>>unreadable<>
uneven sand
why would you use template metaprogramming
sinful locust
why would you use template metaprogramming
if you dont know rust macros exist
sinful locust
better at making bugs and unreadable code
of course
easier said then done
if only the compiler enforced it
jaunty cove
just dont get into a car accident
sinful locust
no lol
the whole point is to not call them
you mean made a syscall
?
there are monads to make it safe
you should never do raw syscalls
hardy patrol
n3 recovering from his mean arc
wary harbor
YO ITS N3
floral sierra
by clapping ur cheeks
sinful locust
usually wrapping with abstract data type
and having the compiler prevent any issues
if your argument is you use syscalls so the whole language is unsafe
why not argue your code translates to machine code so its unsafe
buoyant basin
hardy patrol
nerd moment
jaunty cove
this was not on leetcode
hardy patrol
i like python cause its like typing sentences rather than symbols and numbers
buoyant basin
this was not on leetcode
Or algoexpert
dense spear
a recruiter messaged me a bout a followup call but when I replied with my availability I got auto-replied with a Yom Kippur observance message
looks like im gonna wait another day then
💀
all within 1 hour of eachother too
sinful locust
a good example of a use for monads is the maybe monad
for functions in C++ that would return null now there are compiler checks to prevent null dereference
by wrapping data in an abstract data type the compiler already knows where null deref can happen by checking the data type
static spindle
Does answering yes to the “do you have a disability” question a bad thing?
hardy patrol
are you actually disabled
static spindle
Yes
dense spear
i have OCD but I just say id rather not disclose
hardy patrol
alright then your just being honest lmao
dense spear
¯_(ツ)_/¯
static spindle
wdym
dense spear
if it needs to come up in a situation I'll bring it up with them but otherwise Ill leave it out
safe minnow
I'm pretty sure they cannot legally do anything based on that
south oak
if it needs to come up in a situation I'll bring it up with them but otherwise I...
you're legally obliged to answer correctly I think
torn gull
hardy patrol
ayo chill that looks mad incriminating
jaunty cove
he could be in this server
hardy patrol
dense spear
you're legally obliged to answer correctly I think
theres an option to not disclose; thats what I choose. I dont lie though
sinful locust
it is not part of the language or compiler enforced automatically
also C++ monads are not as expressive
jaunty cove
I think*
dense spear
idt it matters either
jaunty cove
unless youre clearly a woman or disabled on your linkedin profile
static spindle
But it won’t hurt, right?
dense spear
it shouldnt
safe minnow
But it won’t hurt, right?
They can't
dense spear
legally they cant
safe minnow
It's illegal to discriminate against disabled people
sinful locust
saying just write safe code is a meme @sinful locust
without the compiler to enforce it is is easy to make mistakes
dense spear
but i just put "I dont wish to disclose"
if its not a disability that will affect the work or workplace, it shouldnt have to be disclosed anyway
wooden shard
Lol
sinful locust
look at the chrome's javascript engine for example
why focus on manually checking which is shown to be error prone time and tieme again
buoyant basin
Bro take y’all’s CS nerd egos to the dms
dense spear
l000l
buoyant basin
🤓 you have no offers
sinful locust
this you rn
i don't have a good response so i'll use a meme
hardy patrol
n3 is the heisenberg of cs but i imagine he looks like the kid from dexters laboratory
sinful locust
In conclusion Rust users wear fedoras so its bad
dark jungle
Is it better to ask about changing location preference before or after you get an offer
jaunty cove
Lost sophomore is like goku but he gets offers
quaint bolt
you got this 
hardy patrol
hes like goku but less feral
hardy patrol
that podcast was like 4 days ago i dont think he looks like frank zane rn
uneven sand
oh lol
hardy patrol
bro is about to get roblox
uneven sand
that’s offer
uneven sand
phone or final
wooden shard
phone?
uneven sand
pog
hardy patrol
i got the return
uneven sand
idk
jaunty cove
idk i feel like jane street trading intern is a signal that your extremely smart
hardy patrol
🔗
jaunty cove
😍
sinful locust
n3 be like" you see enforcing ownership rules through a compiler is bad because Rust devs arent cool"
scenic sluice
no way is that n3
Who
north portal
https://tenor.com/view/letter-w-gif-9063767
fianlly an offer
hardy patrol
why are you still arguing about c++ shit
north portal
recruiter tried asking me to verbally accept and i hit her with the I need some time to figure out the scheduling and availability
hardy patrol
i didnt say you were
north portal
nice
hoary goblet
be smart, don’t be dumb
gg already failed
hoary goblet
most people would be asking why are you leaving js
too much money in my bank account, wanted to leave some for everyone else
buoyant basin
too much money in my bank account, wanted to leave some for everyone else
Hate when that happens
uneven sand
same
hoary goblet
Hate when that happens
bro i hate when my bank account gets full
scenic sluice
too much money in my bank account, wanted to leave some for everyone else
Cant be me
dark jungle
@north portal where u get offer?
jaunty cove
Not rly
scenic sluice
anyone want some
No thanks
uneven sand
too bad
jaunty cove
maybe a few bucks
hoary goblet
do the numbers in your bank account roll over to 00000000 like an odometer if u have too many digits
jaunty cove
thats what i thought abt imc and then it turns out they resume screen 3 times @honest spire
teal plover
got the stripe phone yalll
half sinew
do the numbers in your bank account roll over to 00000000 like an odometer if u ...
floating point overflow D:
teal plover
what's the return rate for stripe? intern to full time
hardy patrol
stripe ghosted me bruh
half sinew
how do i know if my school is a top school? is there some list on the internet
hoary goblet
any tips for IMC video or how long they get back to you after the video
teal plover
20% worth the risk
jaunty cove
any tips for IMC video or how long they get back to you after the video
like 3 days
teal plover
hoary goblet
like 3 days
fugg aight i gotta submit this video
half sinew
alrighty thanks guys ✌️
jaunty cove
cs trivia
hoary goblet
IMC
scenic sluice
Cs trivia : what is ieee 754
hoary goblet
what is RFC 69 and why was it monumental for no reason
is what im expecting to get lmao
scenic sluice
they asked about threading and i just said IDK
Based
hoary goblet
does this mean intern to NG rates low
buoyant basin
Probably want to know Cpp to start
scenic sluice
http://paulgraham.com/lesson.html
This discord is like this
hoary goblet
std::solveQuestion()
buoyant basin
std::solveQuestion()
Got asked this on my OA. Couldn’t get it smh
quaint bolt
it do be like
also banana man I got msft to move to winter
looks like it'll be doing msft winter and goog summer
hoary goblet
it do be like
waterloo mans 👀
placid tapir
@sinful locust template meta programming is fun 
jaunty cove
<@456226577798135808> template meta programming is fun <:worryweird:962551942536...
teach me
placid tapir
teach me
It’s not fun, you get some of the weirdest errors with ut
Like compiler error messages are indecipherable and they exceed the length of the console stdout buffer
I’ve not worked on templated code that much, but always saw it as a necessary evil
placid tapir
I just learned it when I encountered it at work
There’s really no point in learning it in advance lol
It sounds a lot cooler than it really is
slender cradle
anyone know how long it takes to hear back from citadel after the final leadership call?
jaunty cove
It sounds a lot cooler than it really is
damn it
north portal
is expedia hackerrank auto?
no clue
i did the behavioural assessment
so im waiting for oa
heavy magnet
didn't even do the behavioral one yet
north portal
oh
heavy magnet
i got it
north portal
i got that first
muted summit
wait same
heavy magnet
just didnt do it lmao
muted summit
i didnt do the personality
but i just got the hackerrank
and it said we enjoyed hearing about your strengths test
😂
heavy magnet
and it said we enjoyed hearing about your strengths test
thinking i should probably do it even tho it said same for me
all these strength assessments suck tho
night apex
how long does it take to hear back from palantir?
past comet
how long does it take to hear back from palantir?
In which stage r u in rn ?
violet kelp
Like resume screens?
jaunty cove
Only on portal
violet kelp
Or after an interview?
jaunty cove
@hardy patrol
jaunty cove
hardy patrol
oh shit let me check
night apex
In which stage r u in rn ?
finished hm like 2 days ago
hardy patrol
bill gates breathed on this
jaunty cove
i didnt want to work there anyway 
hardy patrol
not to sound like copium but ive heard a lot of people got a call long after applying
on csmajors
obsidian olive
UW up stay malding
quaint bolt
When final
raw vortex
i mean you arent rejected until you are rejected
just assume you are to prevent hopium
jaunty cove
can google send rejection letter plz
quaint bolt
Lesser of the uw’s tbh
obsidian olive
Lesser of the uw’s tbh
Only real UW
slow veldt
just... give me... the microsoft... rejection....
obsidian olive
Others stole the name
hardy patrol
same i feel like im in limbo
slow veldt
they're keeping us alive to prod us with sticks
quaint bolt
they’re heavily backed up with interviews rn I think
So glad I got in during the first round of interviews lmao
frigid gate
Is tonight for another Amz offer wave ?
quaint bolt
They’re actually p fast once you’re in the pipeline if you’ve got other offers
quaint bolt
hardy patrol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhvXzZ9GX2c genuine reaction to msft resume screen
obsidian olive
Y ppl got the audacity to trash talk UW 😵💫
jaunty cove
Ive never met anyone who goes to university of waterloo maybe its not real
north portal
Y ppl got the audacity to trash talk UW 😵💫
UW sounds like a money laundering scheme
obsidian olive
Ive never met anyone who goes to university of waterloo maybe its not real
No the real uw
quaint bolt
we should ban all loo kids
slow veldt
sorry yo but if you say you go to u dub im gonna assume you go to the one that gets you employed
north portal
we should ban all loo kids
fax
quaint bolt
They’re taking all our jobs
obsidian olive
we should ban all loo kids
Collectively n wholeheartedly agree
obsidian olive
sorry yo but if you say you go to u dub im gonna assume you go to the one that g...
wraith heart
did anyone get asked for your summer availability before getting your final result for linkedin summer?
obsidian olive
i should add that i go to waterloo
Lol no h8
quaint bolt
No only hate
obsidian olive
Canadians amirite
molten vapor
north portal
they have more desks
jaunty cove
how can i get in on that
safe minnow
quaint bolt
Goog? I passed back in January 2022
obsidian olive
<:PepeLaugh:747509249558577181>
I always get confused between this guys name n @sinful locust
I live on tatooine
north portal
bruh im ngl, i really want a faang company
but idk if ill be able to land one this season
glad garnet
has anyone got back from roblox yet
I was told scheduling coordinators would contact me very soon
north portal
everything seems either impossible to get through or full
like amaazon rejected
and i really want riot or palantir but both are insanely selective
i only have fidelity return offer
i mean idk what else to count on
everything else is reject or ghost
amazon is honestly amazing
frigid gate
everything else is reject or ghost
sadge
quaint bolt
Bro don’t think this season would’ve been as good for me if I didn’t have amazon lmao
north portal
why are the companies i am in interviews with so selective
like riot, palantir, hubspot, mathworks,
obsidian olive
Math works????
ivory ocean
north portal
i cant just get an amazon type company that has a low hiring bar
ivory ocean
Is this good to not get blacklisted
quaint bolt
Palantir is ez clap you got this
jaunty cove
You dont get blacklisted for not sccepting an offer
ivory ocean
Oh lit
quaint bolt
Well as long as you know basic concurrency
ivory ocean
I wanted to be nice
spark hearth
no, just don't even go back to c1
north portal
Palantir is ez clap you got this <:prayge:804409444741939200>
dude i failed twosum in amazon final
ur expecting me to get through palantir
jaunty cove
c1 doesnt deserve a response
sinful locust
Bro don’t think this season would’ve been as good for me if I didn’t have amazon...
where were u before amazon
north portal
my karat is on the 10th and i def think its harder than amazon
north portal
You dont get blacklisted for not sccepting an offer
wait actually
spark hearth
c1 doesnt deserve a response
quaint bolt
where were u before amazon
A unicorn and 2 no names
north portal
wait do u get blacklisted for accepting and then reneging?
jaunty cove
wait actually
Why would they blacklist u for that
spark hearth
wait do u get blacklisted for accepting and then reneging?
yes
north portal
Palantir is ez clap you got this <:prayge:804409444741939200>
they accept like 100 kids total
im lowkey fucked
cuz i dont have final yet, jsut the first karat
past comet
my karat is on the 10th and i def think its harder than amazon
palantir ?
north portal
palantir ?
ye
past comet
u got this
obsidian olive
i cant just get an amazon type company that has a low hiring bar
I think Amazon has a lower bar cuz it hires a looooot
past comet
i was asked 3 lc ques ez, med and hard
north portal
I think Amazon has a lower bar cuz it hires a looooot
yea but i need that cuz im objectively shit
obsidian olive
@past comet s pfp is unnerving
north portal
i have riot behavioural on friday
mathworks final is on 17th
so thats gonna be interesting
palantir is on 10th
past comet
Damn, u guys got interview scheduled like classes
north portal
i think this entire month was at least 1 interview per week
but its dying down now
so ye
hardy patrol
is palantir actually easy or we cappin
hardy patrol
this channel got insane disinformation i cant tell whats real or irony
spark hearth
ask @quaint bolt
obsidian olive
this channel got insane disinformation i cant tell whats real or irony
Everything I say is real everything else fake
hardy patrol
mfer said it was easy if you know basic concurrency
north portal
this channel got insane disinformation i cant tell whats real or irony
its cuz all the cracked kids go oh its easy, then the normal kids go oh its hard
and im like bro, i aint cracked so its hard
hardy patrol
yea wagon the last person you want a frame of reference for if somethings easy or not
north portal
oh fs
hardy patrol
dudes sitting on fortune 500 companies like a dragon with gold
north portal
honestly idk anyone who can be a frame of reference since im like bottom 1% of this server
i just take everything yall say and add like one to two levels of difficulty
like weeks
i waited for 2
sucks
stiff pollen
yo does anyone know how long apple process is
wary harbor
how was thier OA?
north portal
how was thier OA?
codesignal
wary harbor
yea I got it soon
north portal
yea my b, some people i know who got databricks got within like a week of final, others got rejected after like 2
weeks
wary harbor
how were the questions or does Codesignal just randomize
north portal
so id say its probably within that range
yea fair
id sya u should get a response fast tho
they dont wait too long
like if u really pass they give within a few days
ivory ocean
Ghosted from Jump without even applying, AMA
north portal
Ghosted from Jump without even applying, AMA
next level
anyone know how hard riot is overall
i have my behavioural on friday
@quaint bolt
ivory ocean
next level
Yeah you could consider me pretty distraught
every ounce of self control is going into not followup emailing for the third time
north portal
Yeah you could consider me pretty distraught
i lost my ability to have emotions after amazon rejected me
north portal
every ounce of self control is going into not followup emailing for the third ti...
me with capital one
ivory ocean
i lost my ability to have emotions after amazon rejected me
that's fair
ivory ocean
me with capital one
hahaha cap1 is like entirely filled I've heard
Like they're doing interviews but not scheduling any more interviews
north portal
hahaha cap1 is like entirely filled I've heard
yea im waiting for the reneges so i can interview with them
the recruiter cucked me cuz she didnt schedule my interview
and they filled up
but i had my interview dates before some of the kids who are taking powerdays rn
so its literally a recruiter diff
quaint bolt
I heard back after a week iirc
quaint bolt
<@426054830562213889>
I’m not in the Riot process
rotund stream
heard back like 2 hours later lol
north portal
I’m not in the Riot process
rip
rotund stream
but am ghosted after em round
quaint bolt
And palantir honestly was p ez you just gotta be able to talk a lot about high level design and know basic concurrency
rotund stream
I heard back after a week iirc
how long after em round to get your result? also did u give them a deadline?
quaint bolt
how long after em round to get your result? also did u give them a deadline?
Also a week
Yes but idr
This was a while ago
Heard back about offer on Tuesday after em on Wednesday or something
cosmic cradle
And palantir honestly was p ez you just gotta be able to talk a lot about high l...
Is theoretical knowledge about concurrency good enough or should I know how to implement stuff in code?
random apex
gmgm
quaint bolt
Is theoretical knowledge about concurrency good enough or should I know how to i...
both
low vale
is it possible to tell my team for amazon through the building i get put in?
random apex
is it too late to apply for palantir? @quaint bolt
cosmic cradle
Ah okay ty
quaint bolt
is it possible to tell my team for amazon through the building i get put in?
Possibly
Go to the Amazon discord and ask
random apex
gosh google oa in 2 days and im leetcoding on cruise
quaint bolt
For example my building had no aws teams it was just consumer org
quaint bolt
is it too late to apply for palantir? <@426054830562213889>
Prolly
jaunty cove
i have the opportunity to rewrite the backend for a website in this internship but im scared to suggest actix web crate for rust
Lol
wooden shard
is it possible to tell my team for amazon through the building i get put in?
ur given general locatoin
u dont know team until month before
random apex
i have the opportunity to rewrite the backend for a website in this internship b...
do it
jaunty cove
Its currently in php 
ivory basalt
Took the L for optiver, no hft for me rip
quaint bolt
ur given general locatoin
No a lot of the times the building you get from your internal relocation portal is you actual building
light meadow
Anyone know brex codesignal threshold?
wooden shard
No a lot of the times the building you get from your internal relocation portal ...
where do u see that
quaint bolt
And you can use that to get an idea
wooden shard
oh teh grabel?
cerulean bough
Anyone taken Doordash techincal interviews?
quaint bolt
Yeah
wooden shard
yeah but u get that later right
quaint bolt
Also you can get a current employee to look up your job id from the Amazon jobs portal internally
They’ll be able to tell you your org
Bc that’s confirmed as soon as you get the offer
wooden shard
lmaooo
quaint bolt
You’re just not told about it until later
quaint bolt
But you get an org after you accept
Your job id will update
Also the person who signed my offer letter ended up being my skip
So that can give you an idea too
jaunty cove
Cant find a list of amazon office locations for interns
any1 know the bad places to get sent to
quaint bolt
any1 know the bad places to get sent to
USA
jaunty cove
Lol
quaint bolt
No
jaunty cove
youre homeless
quaint bolt
No one knows
wooden shard
ur reomte
jaunty cove
I remember qualtrics
low vale
i have to restrain myself from accepting this offer
gotta wait for
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG
quaint bolt
Idk if I agree with that but SF can be a bit
quaint bolt
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG
Bro team matching doesn’t happen until January for goog
So you’re not getting an offer until then
There’s no reason to not accept rn as a backup
quaint bolt
So true
safe minnow
Is san mateo a good place to be?
quaint bolt
What about los santos
jaunty cove
Jpmc software engineer to venture capitalist pipeline
scenic sluice
Is JPMC better than Bubble.io and Wayfair? Just curious
I would rather be at jpmc
old kelp
Hb Blackstone Capital
I got rejected from one of my top choices so I'm trynna see if I sign now.
scenic sluice
I would say
blackstone > jpmc > wayfair > bubble.io
This could also be totally wrong
hollow sorrel
when a company takes off the offer post from their website does it mean that they are full?
old kelp
when a company takes off the offer post from their website does it mean that the...
Prolly
quaint bolt
low vale
"Don't select them all"
sinful locust
I always get confused between this guys name n <@456226577798135808>
Hes copying me. Not everyone can be original smh 
hardy patrol
how many interns does pinterest even hire
i feel like the bar might be low but theyre still skimming from the top of the batch
old kelp
Got rejected by Flatiron so I have Blackstone, Wayfair, and Bubble.io left. Flatiron was my top choice so kinda sad
sinful locust
I dont care 22hr
F spacex
Only 3 companiws left that gavent eejectes me yet
Msft will come thru i know
old kelp
Pinterest didnt reject yet, but they interview me after the offer deadline so I would have to renege either way
scarlet pike
how many cases do you need to pass stripe oa?
old kelp
Almost every
scarlet pike
damn
keen root
i passed with 8/10
safe minnow
reccruiter sspellle dmy name wrong in the rejection too
Are you sure you didn’t mistype your name while applying
granite fulcrum
noo
safe minnow
safe minnow
What
You know it penalizes you on speed right
Whatever it’s not like it matters a lot
celest bane
why the fuck was the doordash oa harder then tik toks
wooden shard
Fr
ivory ocean
Daily reminder that if you’re in here, you’re in the top 1% of CS majors simply by the dedication you’ve shown to your career and you are exceptional
Unless your name is @ivory ocean
low vale
why the fuck was the doordash oa harder then tik toks
wait fr?
safe minnow
Daily reminder that if you’re in here, you’re in the top 1% of CS majors simply ...
Or we don’t touch grass
low vale
i thought tiktok's was supposed to be one of the hardest
ivory ocean
Or we don’t touch grass
Shut up and be motivated
I wonder what like the 1% of jobs would start with
I feel like it starts at around C1
jaunty cove
1% of any job or developer jobs
uneven sand
1% doesn’t start with c1
mystic depot
anybody know how long msft codility lasts before it expires says it has a deadline but it doesn't say the deadline
uneven sand
5% is probably faang
ivory ocean
1% of any job or developer jobs
Dev
low vale
5% of devs aren't in faang though
ivory ocean
5% is probably faang
I’d disagree tho, you have a ton of companies that pay far less
uneven sand
faang has a lot
low vale
faang has a lot but not 5%
ivory ocean
Like out of the total devs, FAANG+HFT+Unicorn probably makes up 200k employees
In US
200,000/4,300,000 what is that
uneven sand
5% of 4.3 mil is 215k
keen root
lol
jaunty cove
200,000/4,300,000 what is that
That is 5%
ivory ocean
That is 5%
Yeah got that Colin thanks
jaunty cove
Yw
low vale
gg
ivory ocean
Okay so what
low vale
faang not prestigious enough
wooden shard
Tanz u got google?
low vale
gotta be a startup founder
uneven sand
That is 5%
that is 4.65%
low vale
Tanz u got google?
no lol
low vale
not yet
uneven sand
yea you got gooble
jaunty cove
The 1% is the developers who are happy with their lives and their current job
uneven sand
I’m you’re recruiter
ivory ocean
Idk where tf you guys got your numbers
Google says 20 million
Wait what
Then if you reword it it says 4.3
Weird
uneven sand
only faang swe are real swe so faang swe make up 100% of swe jobs
jaunty cove
We would fail an estimation question on an interview
ivory ocean
Then they say 120k FAANG engineers
low vale
Then they say 120k FAANG engineers
hft and unicorns bring that num up
uneven sand
We would fail an estimation question on an interview
quant swe are not real swe by our definition
ivory ocean
There are at least 5 developers in this chat
This chat and server is obviously biased towards high performers, unfortunately that just increases my impostor syndrome
uneven sand
quant firms are really small btw
ivory ocean
And unicorns are prolly even smaller
jaunty cove
quant swe are not real swe by our definition
Why not
uneven sand
the larger ones are like 1-2k employees total
low vale
nah unicorns are quite big
covert sundial
did you send a follow up email to your recruiter? i didn't hear back after a month and then got a push the day after i sent my email
low vale
2k in some of them
ivory ocean
2k in some of them
Well ~120k in FAANG was the global number actually now rereading it
So regardless
jaunty cove
amazon alone employs 35,000 developers
ivory ocean
amazon alone employs 35,000 developers
Which is balanced by FAANG shops like NVIDIA having only a couple thousand
uneven sand
amazon probably has more than 35k lol
jaunty cove
Nvidia is a faang?
uneven sand
NCR is N
ivory ocean
Some people say Netflix some say NVIDIA it’s basically swappable
untold nest
Hey guys
uneven sand
niantic is the N
untold nest
Does meta have swe intern position open?
jaunty cove
Its pretty well agreed that Netflix is the n
low vale
ivory ocean
OKAY OKAY
untold nest
Does meta have swe intern position open?
Anyone?
uneven sand
Its pretty well agreed that Netflix is the n
well regarded among crackheads maybe
untold nest
Did it ever come out?
jaunty cove
im being gaslit
uneven sand
no the H is Hawaiian Airlines
jaunty cove
Does anyone have any link to an internship where i can move to alaska for the summer
Idc about pay
uneven sand
it’s FAANGH
covert sundial
there were two oa's? the only oa i had was codesignal
low vale
150k
i feel like at a certian point the number stops mattering tbh
5% or 1% is good regardless
low vale
both give the same fat pay
uneven sand
yea next quarter faang will have 50% layoffs
ivory ocean
5% or 1% is good regardless
That wasn’t the question though
covert sundial
mmm i see, yeah it's up to u whether you want to ping your recruiter since you have a competing offer
ivory ocean
Anyone wanna do bsearch
spark hearth
STOP
ivory ocean
2
spark hearth
STOP
uneven sand
@spark hearth join
low vale
getting chat restricted is sus
i mean you can play league and do school at the same time
provided that you only aram
sr takes too much time
jaunty cove
convincing yourself u can play league and do hw is how u get nothing done
safe minnow
low vale
convincing yourself u can play league and do hw is how u get nothing done
this is only true for people with negative self control
north portal
convincing yourself u can play league and do hw is how u get nothing done
no i play league because riot likes people who care about their games
i swear im not addicted
safe minnow
no i play league because riot likes people who care about their games
:susge:
TFT yes
Idk about regular league
north portal
u cant say this, u literally scared tf out of me in dms
mans really responded with "its intense"
sinful locust
Riot checked my summoner name and rejected after seeing I was silver for 2 years
crisp berry
any canadians gotten google intern oa
jaunty cove
I also want to know who this is
low vale
least horny cs majors
hardy patrol
most civilized Google employee
jaunty cove
chupetinha
north portal
AHHHHHHHH
kind lagoon
anyone intern at tanium
sinful locust
I presume ur league account is iron? 💀
kind lagoon
mind if i ask some qs?
sinful locust
Wtf
north portal
I presume ur league account is iron? 💀
League and life have an inverse relationship, if u suck at league that’s good
kind lagoon
💀
north portal
Nah Im a greedy fuck I want better
low vale
nothing is sadder than league addicts who hate the game
safe minnow
Clang tidy makes c++ bearable
north portal
The amount of willpower it takes for me to not instaaccept my fidelity return is insane
Gottta hold out for riot daddy
low vale
i just accepted amz
north portal
Congrats!
robust bridge
Who do you reach out to if your linkedin recruiter left the company?
low vale
apparently goog doesn't do team matching till jan
sinful locust
Who do you reach out to if your linkedin recruiter left the company?
Sounds like c1 every other day 💀
low vale
so i just accepted
ivory basalt
i just accepted amz
not palantir?
low vale
not palantir?
nah
north portal
Cope
safe minnow
I wonder if Riot would value an internship from a fellow gaming company more🤔
hardy patrol
job hunting only sucks if i don't get a job
north portal
Damn if only I didn’t fail twosum
safe minnow
Yeah but what else 🤔
hardy patrol
bro bagged big R
jaunty cove
Is this real or troll
north portal
How would y’all order
Usually through an app
north portal
Hubspot, Stripe, Datadog
Strip>datadog> spot
stone echo
stripe is nyc and I woeful have to take leave of a sense
Absesne
And return offer rate is now
north portal
Then do it
low vale
Yeah honestly might do Ddog > stripe lol
not a bad choice
stone echo
This is what I’m thinking
low vale
both are good
north portal
I mean I can just ace this behavioural too right?
Plz for the love of god get me out of my head
I need riot
uneven sand
Hubspot, Stripe, Datadog
stripe > datadog > hubspot
north portal
Honestly Riot is better than most quants IMO, just an immaculate workplace
THEY BETTER NOT
low vale
"Yes I got rejected from Riot"
north portal
Thanks
low vale
I have Amazon NYC summer
based
uneven sand
why not
low vale
might se you
north portal
Dude it’s cuz y said it was intense
safe minnow
Actually this is the first time I seen the discord staff tag 
north portal
If u had said oh it’s a normal behavioural I wouldn’t have asked shit
sinful locust
Is top 10000 sxhool good enough for riot
jaunty cove
tell them that you have 5 banned league accounts and ask them to unban you
lofty bluff
stone echo
do stripe winter amazon summer
I can do stripe winter Amazon summer, or Amazon summer datadog fall
My co-op cycle is fall
So it works better
jaunty cove
also ask if they cna unban me
stone echo
Can I take off this much school
uneven sand
personally stripe > datadog but if fall works a lot better, you'll be fine with choosing ddog
low vale
stripe culture is not too different from amz
true glade
i dont think discord has interns
stone echo
personally stripe > datadog but if fall works a lot better, you'll be fine with ...
Yeah agreed
Can I do all 3?
uneven sand
do it
stone echo
Idek if my school will allow that
uneven sand
if you can
hardy patrol
oh right they don't
true glade
ye
uneven sand
wait do you grad 2024 spring
fall internships during new grad recruiting season aren't ideal
then why are you here
hardy patrol
oh bruh you got a crazy good profile with discord i didnt know beemo was your project
slate willow
how hard is the linkedin final'
uneven sand
is beemo first party or third party
hardy patrol
im on my best behavior rn
uneven sand
pedo detection with ML
wooden shard
How old r u lmao
hardy patrol
they said 22
uneven sand
god damn
wooden shard
Working at discord sounds sick
uneven sand
would you say beemo was a big reason why you got discord job
wooden shard
Do u think discord will be bought out
true glade
when'd you start working at discord
hardy patrol
do they check your discord logs
wooden shard
Did u graduate?
hoary goblet
whats discord NG TC lookin like 👀
wooden shard
Sheesh
true glade
woahhh how many times are you gonna change your name and pfp
low vale
gap year/dropout or did you not go to college?
hardy patrol
you got an insane passion project id been suprised
hardy patrol
bro is cappin
stone echo
wait do you grad 2024 spring
I grad may 2024
So I hahe 2 semesters of school left
have
hardy patrol
"im less competent than you guys" mf you work at discord fte while still being in school
woeful pilot
🥲 It's been 2weeks since I took the Amazon OA, Haven't heard anything from them
low vale
how'd you even start on something like beemo?
hardy patrol
i mean this is a borderline grind server dedicated to getting offers lmao
i get what you mean i agree but like your looking at the niche of cs majors that are laser focused on interview loops and big names
woeful pilot
🥲 It's been 2weeks since I took the Amazon OA, Haven't heard anything from them
Anyone experienced this?
sinful locust
Whats open rn
hardy patrol
money to a certain point grants happiness
woeful pilot
Damn. Back to leetcoding
hardy patrol
after you can afford the basic necessities and some comforts its diminishing returns
wooden shard
How big is discord rn? How many swe
hardy patrol
you expressed it better yea
wide socket
how hard is google OA
hardy patrol
amazons massive
woeful pilot
how hard is google OA
Heard it's mostly Dynamic Programming
wide socket
BRU
hardy patrol
they hire like 12k interns every cycle lmfao