2023_summer

[frigid gate]

suck

[sinful locust]

bruh

[north portal]

this was me last year lmao

i was a biology major for fidelity

[jaunty cove]

Lol

so far ive bsed all those trivia questions

[north portal]

and instead of an interview i only got a recruiter call, and she just asked a shit ton of questions about resume, and like what are arrays

[sinful locust]

arrays are square brackets 😹 😹😹😹😹😹

[north portal]

?

[scenic sluice]

where is goku

[devout jewel]

goku is dead

vanish

[sinful locust]

he passed away

[devout jewel]

he got shot in the heart by piccolo

[north portal]

nah i think i geniunely said its a bunch of elements in a row that you can manipulate and she accepted it

[scenic sluice]

why

[devout jewel]

when he was fighting his big bro

[sinful locust]

his big bro passed away

[devout jewel]

we lost two ppl on that day

F

[north portal]

yea it was @frigid gate

[safe minnow]

@wary whale is everything still full

[scenic sluice]

anyone else getting no interviews "

[dusk kayak]

we all start somewhere king

keep that head up

[safe minnow]

Change name then

[quaint bolt]

Very good

sushi redemption arc

[scenic sluice]

tfw you're top of ur class and mid-decent at lc w prior experience and get no interviews

[dusk kayak]

I'm good on interviews ngl i need to leetcode up

[safe minnow]

How many did you apply to so far

[dusk kayak]

Microsoft tomorrow kek kek kek kek

[quaint bolt]

tfw you’re bottom of your class and shit at lc and get interviews

[scenic sluice]

i'm at the 50ish mark, i've started late and been busy w school

[dusk kayak]

gonna fail yas

[north portal]

Nah me fr, so many interviews but not enough lc

[scenic sluice]

gotten like 4-5 OAs i think something like that

[muted summit]

gl gl @dusk kayak

[quaint bolt]

gl hayden

join me at msft

[north portal]

bro i hate these wack ass deadlines

[dusk kayak]

I'm trying

[jaunty cove]

this is the best timeline

[dusk kayak]

i need remote

[north portal]

ye sent into wrong server lmao

[random mauve]

oh damn hayden's back

[quaint bolt]

They only do remote for certain locations

[north portal]

Why toyotas deadline for OA like 4 days

make it an even 7 bro

[quaint bolt]

If you’re in Washington or cali iirc you gotta go in-person

[frigid gate]

yeah maybe I should sit ay one place and feel pathetic myself

[dusk kayak]

I'm here for about 2 minutes then more last minute calling

[scenic sluice]

how many apps yall got so far

car companies are based

[random mauve]

very stable

[spice jetty]

how has class been for uuu

[north portal]

applied like 180

[dusk kayak]

my recruiter said i could ask for remote explicitly so i did

[north portal]

trueeeeee

[dusk kayak]

now i pray for GL

[random mauve]

eww remote

[dusk kayak]

to actually get a remote offer

[quaint bolt]

Oh right nvm just checked my offer details email

[north portal]

u got it bro

[quaint bolt]

I can ask for remote

If I want

[north portal]

I think im gunning really hard for hubspot remote winter

[dusk kayak]

big chilling

[dusk kayak]

going home would be swell

[spice jetty]

how is the gf 🫢

[dusk kayak]

she's doing well, starts her own application season tomorrow

[random mauve]

oh lol

[spice jetty]

shes gonna do well fr fr

[astral dew]

Good luck

[spice jetty]

gl w microsoft tomorrow too

[dusk kayak]

i hope so 💀 idk what they want from HR/recruiting interns

or if the hiring is also this dogshit for them

[devout jewel]

twitch and uber tomorrow

i need some prayge

[astral dew]

Uber!

[devout jewel]

prayge for uber

[astral dew]

Did my referral work

[devout jewel]

plz

[quaint bolt]

[devout jewel]

I think so

[wicked bison]

pray to Allah

[astral dew]

LETS FUCKING GOOOO!

[devout jewel]

I NEED MAJOR HOPE FROM RNGEUS

[astral dew]

Wait finals or just starting the process?

[devout jewel]

phone

[astral dew]

U got this goat

[devout jewel]

i have final for twitch

[scenic sluice]

started around the end of august / beginning of sep

[jaunty cove]

Same

[devout jewel]

im taking anywhere that push me to nyc

[elfin adder]

due dates are fake I think, like for gap I submitted OA a week later than due date and still got interview

[scenic sluice]

should have started in the summer LUL

[jaunty cove]

I try to read this book every day and i dont get anywhere

[dusk kayak]

can't wait for 3 offers between all of us

[quaint bolt]

Google

[scenic sluice]

how TF do you learn OPTIMIZATION

[jaunty cove]

Math major who can only learn with visual proofs 🤡

[devout jewel]

yessir u coming to nyc with me

[scenic sluice]

RAHHH MATH

[north portal]

yea no, i forgot to do bank of america hirevue and it expired

[dusk kayak]

possibly possibly

[north portal]

not gonna fuck up deadlines no more

[devout jewel]

google don't want me bro

[quaint bolt]

You need anime pfp

[devout jewel]

with a charger phone

[scenic sluice]

u need no life

[dusk kayak]

my priority list rn is like Remote > NYC >= Bay

[devout jewel]

can i have waifu pfp

[dusk kayak]

LMAOOO

bruh oh my

[elfin adder]

oof rip

[quaint bolt]

Mayhaps

[dusk kayak]

that was honestly the most scared I've been on a day trip

[devout jewel]

Ducc get me into g with wagon

[north portal]

nah i reapplied with my alt so we shall see if it goes through

[devout jewel]

u got job

[scenic sluice]

anyone in here hiring???

[devout jewel]

im unemployed

for summer

[devout jewel]

same here

[wicked bison]

i got an unpaid full time position, will look great on your resume!

[astral dew]

NYC summer pog

[dusk kayak]

so far I'm unemployed too but we'll see

[elfin adder]

i didn’t know you could do that

[quaint bolt]

g guaranteed

[sinful locust]

DUCCC

[wicked bison]

@devout jewel mcdonalds is hiring in nyc

[north portal]

most companies just realize and reject u

but sometimes u can get through

[simple garden]

ballerrrrrr

[dusk kayak]

amayon and msft soon, then waiting on other comps

[scenic sluice]

thanks haha, what's your million dollar startup idea bro ! I bet it's great

[simple garden]

whole gang in here

[sinful locust]

bruh 8 am

wtf

yessir gang

thats so trash

7????

[wicked bison]

yes so its basically an airbnb but for renting animals

[sinful locust]

bruhhhh

[wicked bison]

you down?

[sinful locust]

i used to wake up at 6 for school but now im like 7

lmaooo

[north portal]

ewwww 8am

[low vale]

i wake up at 8 for school

leave at 9

[sinful locust]

earliest interview id want to take would be 10

[north portal]

i dont have classes before 12, i cannot physically wake up

[low vale]

8ams are cancer

[scenic sluice]

hmmm oko k

[devout jewel]

ofc they are

[scenic sluice]

hopefully offer by december is the dream

[devout jewel]

i got the interview with mcdonalds

LOL

actually

[quaint bolt]

Interview during work

[simple garden]

CHIMI

[devout jewel]

LeGoat

i did that and passed g

[simple garden]

me tmrw

[sinful locust]

are G people strict

[quaint bolt]

Bro I did my databricks phone in the office beside my manager’s room

[devout jewel]

still got the ro at apple

[sinful locust]

where 👀

[wicked bison]

congrats, imagine saying that u work at mcdonalds

[sinful locust]

ayy

[low vale]

wait ducc you have g phone?

[simple garden]

babanana

[jaunty cove]

double agent @quaint bolt

[quaint bolt]

And mf won’t interview in the office

[sinful locust]

lmao gl

[low vale]

[sinful locust]

kekw

[scenic sluice]

what is your dream company

[sinful locust]

"do you have phone" -> "no i have offer"

[simple garden]

i hope its two sum

[wicked bison]

anyone passed instabase oa

[sinful locust]

yessir

DEEPMIND

[low vale]

^

[sinful locust]

DEEEP

[low vale]

dream company is your own company

[sinful locust]

@hearty river

yea , not hyping companies up is the solution to life

[low vale]

0 hype, always impressed

easiest life hack

[sinful locust]

is that from good will hunting

looks like young matt damon

[quaint bolt]

Yes

[sinful locust]

that movie is awesome

[wicked bison]

bro we are all programmers in here, why dont we create an open source project

[jaunty cove]

open source pathfinding visualizer

[sinful locust]

bourne is the best

[north portal]

lets create a company with an actually good hiring process, it will be revolutionary

[sinful locust]

never ask for a new one

[scenic sluice]

what area of cs is everyone interested in? I feel like i have no idea what field/topic i would wnat to work in the most

[north portal]

ill go first: we simply will not ghost applicants

[hardy patrol]

fuck bro yall need to stop passing amazon interviews i need a seat

[sinful locust]

i just kept nodding my head to a beat

beauty and a beat

[wicked bison]

only hire if you interned at faang and send out oas after a montu

[sinful locust]

make my life complete

[simple garden]

you know ball

[sinful locust]

JUDA

[safe minnow]

AI

[jaunty cove]

if you admit youve seen a problem b4 it tells the interviewer youre not just a cracked mf and instead you grind leetcode

[sinful locust]

juda be ballin

[north portal]

money

[wicked bison]

money

[sinful locust]

roblox?

[low vale]

A lot of people here have no answer

im personally fine with anything

[scenic sluice]

why does everyone want money so bad i just want a decent place to live and afford the things i want to do, i dont' need a 200k+ TC wtf

[sinful locust]

maybe just walk through input cases and ask questions next time lol

[jaunty cove]

No you just made them uncomfortable with how fast your solution was probably

[low vale]

but i think cloud and distributed systems are interesting

[quaint bolt]

Backend, infra, distributed systems
Recently more into kernels and compilers too

[sinful locust]

@simpryaser

[jaunty cove]

Math

[north portal]

rip microsoft: inactive

[low vale]

compilers are supposed to be really interesting

[quaint bolt]

sadge

[low vale]

but i haven't explored them at all yet

[wicked bison]

the only logical reason u would trade away your own time to make a ceos dream come true of becoming a billionare villain is money, if you are here for passion then start your own company!

[scenic sluice]

i feel like high TC will only make u feel like that very short ten

[quaint bolt]

I’m liking mine tbh

[low vale]

ducc, are you working with data in your g internship?

[quaint bolt]

P fun

[sinful locust]

duccc is working with ducks

[quaint bolt]

I wouldn’t mind the ai compiler teams at meta, they seem p cool

[scenic sluice]

i don't have any original ideas lol im just trying to learn as much as possible while im young / in school

and have squish brain

[low vale]

man hopefully i can figure out my interests in the next 2 years

[quaint bolt]

SAP Connections can be good who knows

[wicked bison]

well youtube started as a dating app, so nothing original here, its all about the process

[low vale]

would like to have a solid idea of what i want to do

[quaint bolt]

Man am I really going from Java to C#

What even is my life

[scenic sluice]

C# based

[quaint bolt]

Not for internships I’m tryna use C++

[tepid moat]

anyone did the stripe phone

[wicked bison]

javascript, python >>

[low vale]

wait is your akuna role c++

how did you learn all that trivia

[quaint bolt]

Yeah Akuna’s C++

[low vale]

💀

[carmine aurora]

wtf so many amazon offers, app submitted 8/25 and no oa

[quaint bolt]

Databricks will prolly also be C++

Since I’m in the runtime org

[vernal furnace]

wouldn't u at least need a quant offer for that (at least in this server)?

[low vale]

you have any advice for learning the kinds of cpp useful to a company like akuna?

i got bodied by their cpp trivia

[quaint bolt]

Just from using it for lc, reading up on new features for C++14 and 17

[sinful locust]

i can tell u what i did wiht python lol i literally read python documentation

yea literally read documentation

also realpython

im sure theres some c++ equiv site

[quaint bolt]

cppcon on YouTube

[sinful locust]

juda going for quant?

[quaint bolt]

https://youtu.be/fHNmRkzxHWs

[sick oar]

guys why are algos so hard

like proofs

[quaint bolt]

I like this dude’s talks

He’s the lead clang llvm swe at goog

Something along those lines

[sinful locust]

https://nh2.me/recent/Quickselect-with-median-of-medians.pdf

[sick oar]

why

[north portal]

No both the things that are shown there are in active

And also in inactive

I’m very confused

One sec

[quaint bolt]

Microsoft NOT full for interns*

[near swallow]

HE DOING BFS

[quaint bolt]

They’re unfortunately full for new grads for the 2022-2023 season

[devout jewel]

BRO I GOT THIS EMAIL I GOT SCARD

[devout jewel]

@quaint bolt

bruh

[north portal]

My apps say this

Transferred

[quaint bolt]

You’re gonna have a briefing the day of

[north portal]

But they are in the inactive section too

[quaint bolt]

They’ll open a bridge in msft teams with a bunch of recruiters throughout the day

[safe minnow]

I presume you go to georgia tech

🤔

[quaint bolt]

You can go in it if you have issues

[past comet]

msft 2 months ghost check

[crisp berry]

yep

[quaint bolt]

Can’t relate

[low vale]

lost exposed his school

[safe minnow]

Oh no

[low vale]

everybody

he goes to -

[safe minnow]

@sleek pike tbf it's inevitable

Might as well embrace it

[low vale]

also no one cares a lot of people know where each other goes

[quaint bolt]

I also go to gatech

[low vale]

listen

if a recruiter is watching a disc

at 11:53

[safe minnow]

They the most dedicated mfs on earth

[low vale]

they are very dedicated

[quaint bolt]

Also just knowing which school you go to doesn’t really help

[half plinth]

which companies move to off season

[jaunty cove]

we are in your walls

[crisp berry]

i am gokuing rn, how many batches of google oas are sent out

are they mostly in first batch

[low vale]

at least 0

[quaint bolt]

Lemme ask my dad, Sundar Pichai.

[crisp berry]

thanks

[safe minnow]

Do they talk like they're about to die?

[half plinth]

does amazon do off season

[safe minnow]

[near swallow]

Hi Son,

My name is Sundar Pichai. Please book a time on my calendar to chat.

• Sundar Pichai

@quaint bolt

[crisp berry]

mfw dad introduces himself to you

[earnest hatch]

Timeline

[simple garden]

Do u guys think Sundar Pichai uses Gmail

or outlook web

[crisp berry]

who uses outlook web

i like outlook app

[quaint bolt]

Hi Dad,

I am your son Imagine Wagons. I booked a slot from 11:45-11:47am tomorrow.

• Imagine Wagons

[astral dew]

Outlook is so bad

UX is horrible

[near swallow]

Son, can you please reduce the time from 2min to 1 min. Am busy.
#urgent #notify #father

[jaunty cove]

i have to use a windows laptop and microsoft suite software for my internship

Pain

[scenic sluice]

hard disagreeeeee

[half plinth]

damn js is tmrw ?

[scenic sluice]

outlook is like my favorite mail app

[quaint bolt]

Okay dad, I reduced it to 30s.
#childneglect #abandonmentissues

[sinful locust]

sleep

[scenic sluice]

pain

what language were you coding in

[jaunty cove]

I havent started yet today was onboarding

but it will be c++

and rust

[scenic sluice]

niceee pog

[quaint bolt]

Rust

One of the most popular courses at my uni is now in rust

Used to be C++

[scenic sluice]

how do windows ppl use C++ on windows, i was trying to get it working on my windows machine a few months ago and it was very annoying

[quaint bolt]

Will I get a rust team at google? Prolly not

But one can dream

[scenic sluice]

meaning on linux / mac just install compiler and run it ez pz, windows u have to install VS and the right VS package, and even then i couldn't just run the compiler from cmd like WTF

[quaint bolt]

Ain’t no way this C# shop will give me a rust team

[wicked bison]

rust team at rust

[quaint bolt]

Fuck databricks is prolly the most likely outta my offers to have rust

https://twitter.com/phoronix/status/1576263381589594117?s=46&t=euHCAjh4O53UkkUab__oqA

Phoronix (@phoronix)

#Rust @rustlang Infrastructure Pull Request Submitted For #Linux 6.1!

-- It's happening, folks!

https://t.co/u0x6Xgmen1

Likes

573

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146

Twitter · Oct 1, 2022, 5:30 PM

[hardy patrol]

bro said how much value faang adds

[quaint bolt]

Amazon will def add a lot of value, but I don’t think my exp lines up with most cs kids here bc of how my school is

[wicked bison]

are there leetcode study groups in here where we call each other and co work 😼

[wooden shard]

David siegel disappears again

😢

[wicked bison]

login into roblox and get some robux, send the new gucci collection to a recruiters account as a thank you

[slow veldt]

Which?

Programming for perf?

[quaint bolt]

Ye

[slow veldt]

Wordd I’m looking forward to that

[quaint bolt]

Amazon

[slow veldt]

And the ece equiv of algorithms lmao

[quaint bolt]

Good

Yeah I def don’t not go to loo

But in all seriousness tho I feel like Amazon’s been a huge boost to my resume so don’t see why it wouldn’t help others

[frigid gate]

same for me

I still got interview at Amz

no worry

[glad garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-bart-simpson-anxious-anxiety-stress-gif-16092308

me when

[low vale]

radix -> mcdonalds pipeline

[wooden shard]

I can’t pass resume screens for big tech

[quaint bolt]

Why quant when ai compilers at big tech

[wooden shard]

Pls help

😢

[low vale]

frrr (I thought ai didn't have anything to do with compilers)

[quaint bolt]

Get your resume reviewed in #1019675142248468601

Also this szn’s just been tough overall

So if you don’t go to a target school or have big tech already it’s just infinitely harder rn

[wooden shard]

i got it looked at a few times and people say its fine for the most part

[obsidian olive]

Jedi order is

[quaint bolt]

https://github.com/pytorch/glow

[low vale]

more stuff to learn

[jaunty cove]

which course?

thats so cool

[quaint bolt]

https://ai.googleblog.com/2022/07/mlgo-machine-learning-framework-for.html?m=1

Cool stuff

[jaunty cove]

Lol

[low vale]

i wished my school had a course like that

it really should

[obsidian olive]

genuine W

[obsidian olive]

which compayn

[echo lynx]

When did you complete the OA?

[jaunty cove]

embedded software

[echo lynx]

Also when did your recruiter reply back after the OA?

[sullen grail]

F tht q3 gmfu

So tedious

Wait wtf i had 1 easy, 1 med, and 1 med-hard

[jaunty cove]

my resume is starting to look at lot better now pog

[sinful locust]

Send resume

[jaunty cove]

no

[hardy patrol]

did you do zon final

or still ghosted

[jaunty cove]

they scheduled it for friday

[half plinth]

oh damn diff position then?

I only had 2 q

[jaunty cove]

time to get ghosted again

no

[jaunty cove]

i came here to say this

[sullen grail]

I applied like 8. Idek which one i got oa for. It j said python/c++ interview

[half plinth]

Oh mine said “swe”

So it’s diff fs

[hardy patrol]

manifesting oa tommorow when i wake up

✝️ ✝️ ✝️

[sullen grail]

Which positions u apply?

Fuck i want swe idek what my oa was for

[half plinth]

A lot lol

[sullen grail]

Ff

Ok imma ask for another referral for the ml positions LOL

Also does hackerrank submit if u dont click submit? I ran test cases but forgot to submit for q3

[half plinth]

Intern, Developer Experience position,
Intern, Developer Productivity, Build position
Intern, Infrastructure, Developer Productivity position
Intern, Unified Continuous Integration Team position
Intern, Infrastructure Observability position
Intern, Kubernetes Development position
Intern, Embedded Systems, Devices position

thats what i applied to

and im interviewing for Intern, Unified Continuous Integration Team position

[sullen grail]

Lol ok i think only infra we have same

I applied diff

Fuck

Damn really bricked plaid and cruise oa’s tday v sad

[sinful locust]

Hackerrank submits your last ran code iirc

It says in their docs or something

[pseudo orbit]

hello fellow silly doubters, sex havers, and Google interns

i come with a proposition

[strong ember]

what does this mean for my Msft app?

[low swallow]

does anyone know if amazon will let you move the location for summer?

[past comet]

Moved to internal job opening lol

[strong ember]

what's Targeted Recruiter 1

[random prairie]

did u get a referral or sth

[strong ember]

no

what is that

[pseudo orbit]

you dont fit into any of the three groups i mentioned

[strong ember]

no that wasnt the case

🤷🏻‍♀️

yea i applied last night normally

nope

hope that means they assigned a recruiter and i shall hear back soon

https://tenor.com/view/awkward-cat-umm-orange-cat-tabby-gif-23535875

[pseudo orbit]

nah i have sex

remember

"silly doubters, sex havers, and Googlers"

ye

glad you remember our hookup

how could i forget you

uwu

salat most fuckable cut of meat on this server

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-gif-24823715

[dark flume]

Applied sep8, got oa sep 13, completed oa same day, recruiter first contacted me sep 21

[soft basin]

damn that’s quick asf

[dark flume]

It was ny first application so idk the usual timeframe

[sick oar]

no it just means it’s a regional recruiter 😭

stop spreading false info

[past comet]

frm ?

[true glade]

anyone know anything about nvidia ai/deep learning internship

[past comet]

To your old pfp ?

[civic parcel]

Has anyone done the Imc final round behavioral?

Is it possible to get rejected at this part?

Any tips?

[jaunty cove]

Yes

Dracos got rejected

[woeful lynx]

What resource do you use to freshen up your OOP skills? I know a bit of the stuff from day to day work / projects but I don’t know it perfect so I need something more to ace those interviews. Really appreciate it.

[past comet]

resume ???

or rec phone ???

[sinful locust]

Was supposed to do final next week. Now, they said it'll most likely be in November (Dublin)

[oak kite]

every internship is full until 2030

[steep viper]

got 5/5 on riot oa but rejected 😔

[halcyon wedge]

Anyone else took drw first round?

[mystic depot]

fr i got an email telling me im waitlisted

[woeful jasper]

At least u got the OA

They prob only hire people with a lot of game dev experience on their resume

Oh snap wait nice

Good username btw

[wooden shard]

When’d u take OA

[quiet plover]

Does riot sponsor visas for Canadians

[buoyant basin]

Microsoft really hosting an explore intern info session next week like it aint full already for 2 years

[frigid gate]

in your school ?

[buoyant basin]

Nah I saw it on linkedin somewhere haha

[steep viper]

plat3 in valorant but barely touched league

[steep viper]

18th

my resume is relatively weak there’s a second screen after oa i guess

[oak token]

Palantir is still hiring?

[north portal]

I think so yes

[jolly jewel]

The One Piece is real

[jolly jewel]

looks like we both joined this server same time :)

[near swallow]

Woah no way

OG

[mighty path]

If I get tanium summer internship I think imma try to move current offer to fall that way I can intern in summer and fall

tanium is for product security intern which is something I wanna try doing since I may try to full send security engineering ft

[nocturne radish]

hey anyone here know anything about squarespace's OA and technical?

[mighty path]

Like to fall or winter?

I asked and they said they were p much just doing summer. I’d much rather do fall but they didn’t make it seem like they were

[hardy patrol]

lets see our app status after a month surely it will be different this time

[hollow field]

Is DoorDash oa auto

[frigid gate]

?

[late terrace]

no

[rugged knoll]

Is it possible to get a google internship without prior experience?

[void pawn]

@hardy patrol what company is that for?

[bold lake]

nobody here can actually tell you that. Most probable answer: I'm sure its happened before, but odds are def stacked against you

if you're a freshman/sophomore you could have a good shot at the STEP program

since you'll also be competing against people that have little/no experience

[hardy patrol]

amazon

[grave skiff]

Did anyone here take the final technical for salesforce yet?

[mighty path]

sorry dont talk until youve waited 6 months for portal change lel

f

last year i applied aug heard back march

ye c:

[spark hearth]

it's possible for step

[devout jewel]

I shouldn’t decline my apple offer

I got zero offers

I got nothing rn

[verbal iris]

BAPPLE

https://tenor.com/view/no-matter-what-we-breed-we-still-are-made-of-greed-this-is-my-kingdom-come-apple-bapple-gif-22300387

[mighty path]

Bruh you have Apple

I’m boutta ask Amazon to move to fall if I get summer offer

Bc Amazon may actually move unlike other company

[jaunty cove]

I thought someone tried

[mighty path]

I was told by student programs to ask manager

I need to get other offer first lel

[jaunty cove]

Good luck

[mighty path]

Tyty

[half plinth]

does amazon not move to off season?

[near swallow]

Ok bro

Stay toxic

Get blocked more

Speedrun blocks

[sinful locust]

do uk how ng comp is

[sinful locust]

yo wassup

[sinful locust]

according to you they dont

[hardy patrol]

when does amazon usually stop hiring

[sinful locust]

@late terrace STOP STALKING ME

hes tracking me

lurking in my shadows

[wooden shard]

Like next week

[sinful locust]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jD1jvB3M45I

[half plinth]

wow

I mean someone told me they don’t but idk 100%

[sinful locust]

lol

[late terrace]

i think they do

unlikely

[sinful locust]

[sinful locust]

drano doing optiver final rn

[dull canopy]

Does anyone know how Splunk OA is?

[sinful locust]

5 lc hard in 20 min

[late terrace]

he has like every quant final

[sinful locust]

yeah

hrt

[half plinth]

isn’t he also in HRT final

Which other ones

wtf

[sinful locust]

i think he can get hrt

[half plinth]

ur pfp is clean

[late terrace]

i am manifesting so hard for opt

[half plinth]

best one yet

[half plinth]

are u in final?

[late terrace]

no phone

[half plinth]

damn gl

[sinful locust]

yea this one goes hard

imma keep it

[half plinth]

u also have robloz right?

[late terrace]

i hope they don’t fill up my interview hella late

[sinful locust]

i have to do roblox data science codesignal

[half plinth]

Roblox is good too

Did you get any other interviews

[late terrace]

have to hear back from millennium

[sinful locust]

did u do the phone

[late terrace]

then cap1 final

yea

[sinful locust]

nice

how was it

[minor geyser]

had mine yesterday

[late terrace]

that is all though

it was ok not the best

[sinful locust]

thats alr

[half plinth]

that’s p good still

[late terrace]

@half plinth what u got left

[half plinth]

I haven’t done most of my interviews

[late terrace]

i didn’t apply lol

[sinful locust]

im only applying for reimbursement

[half plinth]

i have amazon this week

🙏

[sinful locust]

gl

hope you dont get lc hard and sys design follow up

[half plinth]

are u gonna try to move to off season @sinful locust

[late terrace]

damn

[half plinth]

if u get a diff offer

[sinful locust]

no

no more off season

[half plinth]

they don’t do off season or u don’t want to do off season

[late terrace]

how long does duo respond after oa

[half plinth]

took me like 4 days I think

[sinful locust]

i dont care enough to move offseason

if i get anything better than amazon no point in doing amazon

[oak token]

any update for Microsoft Internship?

[half plinth]

why

[sinful locust]

wdym why

[half plinth]

because amazon is stable

amazon will give return offers

[sinful locust]

meh

[half plinth]

are u doing 3

[frigid gate]

are u really Jame Harden ?

[sinful locust]

yes

[half plinth]

or 3.5

[frigid gate]

[half plinth]

yes to?

[sinful locust]

probably 3.5 with MS so 4.5

honestly my last 0.5 would be like 2 classes so maybe ms in 4

[frigid gate]

bruh ? what ?

[half plinth]

gonna go to quant next yr?

[sinful locust]

im alr trying to get quant 😭

[fervent flax]

you in HRT, OPTiver and arrowstreet?

[sinful locust]

no

[uneven sand]

hrt is for nerds

[half plinth]

cope

[late terrace]

where would u rank nvidia in big N

[half plinth]

it’s p good

[sinful locust]

blackhammer hates it

he would not return

[half plinth]

it pays really well if ur good I think

[sinful locust]

blackhammer = endorsi

[south oak]

Bro i still did not hear back from microsoft no rejection email yet

[sinful locust]

nvidia is overrated

i used to simp

idc now

[oak kite]

isn't endorsi still in the discord?

[late terrace]

fr for intern?

[fervent flax]

damn where?

[sinful locust]

banned

[late terrace]

rip a legend

[sinful locust]

ik

hes goatd

[oak kite]

didn't they make an alt?

[sinful locust]

thats not an alt

i was still friended

[oak kite]

blackhammer or something

[sinful locust]

its not an alt

[oak kite]

oh

rip guy

[sinful locust]

bruh those idiots who joined the codepair

"we have visitors here, not sure what's going on"

🤣

[oak kite]

endorsi should've hid the link

[sinful locust]

dumbas didnt lmao

mfs named hugh janus joined

someone said they had to pay 30k tho

[safe minnow]

My man chill

[uneven sand]

?

[jaunty cove]

he dmed someone and said that

probably trolling

[safe minnow]

Is living alone better or with a roommate better

[sinful locust]

someone in my school server said endorsi had to pay 30k

for a suit from meraki

[uneven sand]

wtf

[sinful locust]

he told me like "nothing happened"

Wtf

idk if its true

[main kiln]

Has anyone heard back from SIG after completing the 1st OA? it's been a month now and haven't heard anything....

[uneven sand]

https://tenor.com/view/eepy-and-why-he-eepy-laughing-crying-emoji-animals-with-captions-cat-meme-gif-25115470

[sinful locust]

trading?

[main kiln]

Software internship

[sinful locust]

@low vale should know

[late terrace]

they ghost

[granite fulcrum]

I’m proud to say I know endorsi

[main kiln]

Only when I ace OA smh....

[late terrace]

well it’s auto

[uneven sand]

yea

[jaunty cove]

Dam u aced sig oa

[uneven sand]

they look at resume as well

[main kiln]

that will do it

[jaunty cove]

Oh it was swe

[main kiln]

yeah it wasn't too bad a classic dfs problem and a string replacement one I think

[drifting wharf]

Spicy

Obligatory fuck Meta

[jaunty cove]

“sources”

[north portal]

damn Meta on their last legs

[low vale]

I do know

[main kiln]

So...?

[woeful lynx]

Yeah it’s not full since they rescind all offers to clear space for us 😏

[sinful locust]

how was js

which means ur gonna pass

[drifting wharf]

Dwdw

I came out of every phone feeling like I failed for sure, LOL

There's always hope

Which # of phone was this?

My interviewer had to straight up handhold me through half the question 😂

[sinful locust]

are they concerned with correctness or like thought processs more

[drifting wharf]

Thought process 100%

[sinful locust]

how far'd you get if u dont mind me asking?

[drifting wharf]

Till the end, lmaoo

[sinful locust]

ay nice

[drifting wharf]

Does this sound reasonable

Yee

[cedar pecan]

Wtf why does southerwesy airlines

[drifting wharf]

Trading

[cedar pecan]

Reject automatically

Without even looking at the requirements

[drifting wharf]

I assume you're the same? I don't think they have that many phones for SWE

Glgl

[sinful locust]

thats good man

sigs like the opposite bruh, they love correctness

if u slip up somewhere i think its done rip

[drifting wharf]

I would imagine career progression as a SWE doesn't go as far at quants

[sinful locust]

Yeah i think thats the case

even though its still very far compared to everywhere else

[drifting wharf]

Mind if I ask about the question

[jaunty cove]

FizzesShark works at js and is testing you

[drifting wharf]

Curious as to whether it was EV stuff or standard probability stuff

[woeful lynx]

1000 dms incoming 😌😂

[gloomy adder]

Has anyone heard back from twitch yet? Did the OA last week and heard nothing

[hardy patrol]

how hard is optivers interview loop

[drifting wharf]

^^

visible confusion

How does one classify QT then

[quaint bolt]

Yes

At my internship

[random sonnet]

wtf waymo closed already

[jaunty cove]

qt is def quant

[placid tapir]

more hours: it's not like any of you have much to do in life besides work

[placid tapir]

someone attractive is typically considered "cute"

OPTIVER

OPTIVER

OPTIVER

OPTIVER

OPTIVER

I WANT OPTIVER

I WANT OPTIVER

I WANT OPTIVER

[drifting wharf]

Ah, so me

[placid tapir]

OPTIVER

OPTIVER

also why dont women want to talk to me

OPTIVER

OPTIVER

[fervent flax]

did you have optiver final arleady?

[placid tapir]

I WANT OPTIVER

[fervent flax]

ah

[placid tapir]

that's the plan bitches gonna love quant trading

[verbal iris]

Boptiver

[fervent flax]

only to realize 80% of your colleagues are asian males

[placid tapir]

actually a lot of eastern europeans

[dense spear]

💀

[random sonnet]

ye it was open yesterday

[jaunty cove]

cope

[dense spear]

nono this cant be

i withdrew EVERY application since I thought theywere all full

[placid tapir]

how is it cope

[oak kite]

Every internship is full try again next life time

[jaunty cove]

i forget

[placid tapir]

quant is full of eastern europeans

[static spindle]

new leaf for sushi

[sinful locust]

anyone here worked at amz detroit?

[sinful locust]

pisslaxer

[placid tapir]

DO YOU KNOW THE LEETCODE QUETSIONS FOR OPTIVER

I WANT OPTIVER

[sinful locust]

yo are you for swe?

or trading

[placid tapir]

IDC ROLE I JUST WANT OPTIVER

[sinful locust]

WHICH ROLE ARE YOU IN PLAY FOR THIS YEAR

[placid tapir]

EVERY ROLE

SWE TRADING HR BIZDEV

[hardy patrol]

do you genuinely find comp programming fun

[spark hearth]

yes

[hardy patrol]

im trying to convince myself leetcoding is actually interesting and exciting instead of a braindead chore but its taking a lot of self manipulation

[spark hearth]

it's fun

[hardy patrol]

jarvis right click his post, click add react, then choose the ball_cap emoji

[jaunty cove]

do it in rust

[late terrace]

so facts

[proud crag]

i disagree iwth the swe banking comparison. banking is way harder than swe, i fyou are dedicated enough to become a VP at a bank then you are more than dedicated enough to rise above SWE terminal level

[jaunty cove]

I screenshotted him saying that cause he always says copypasta from wallstreetoasis and reddit lol

[placid tapir]

banking isn't harder in terms of brain power

it's just more work

[jaunty cove]

networking requires brain power

[astral dew]

This. Just working 80 hr work weeks

[jaunty cove]

more than me do bfs on this graph

me find recurrence relation

[placid tapir]

no it doesnt

it just requires you to be a normal human being

[jaunty cove]

that requires brain power

[placid tapir]

maybe for ur average discord user, but way more people will be good enough for an IB job than a FAANG swe job

[jaunty cove]

dam

also arent most ib people born into wealth and connections

[placid tapir]

yeah

[proud crag]

of course smarts can carry u harder in swe but i dont think stupid people are succeeding in IB

[placid tapir]

ib is pretty gatekept

you dont get into IB bc ur smart

you get in bc you went to harvard and majored in business

[jaunty cove]

i thought it was almost all about your connections

[proud crag]

its doable if u network well, i know a non white friend with parents in unrelated fields whos doin pretty good

[placid tapir]

yeah there are gonna be exceptions lol

but this is survivorship bias

[astral dew]

Most don’t even start out as IB they just eventually get into it

[jaunty cove]

are they wealthy parents

[proud crag]

prolly lol

[placid tapir]

this is true

btw

everyone in finance is pretty tall

there are very few short people in finance

[proud crag]

maybe i should join finance

[placid tapir]

short people are the quants and the swe

bank quants

btw

not the trading quants

[shadow shard]

citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel

[placid tapir]

OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER

OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER OPTIVER

OPTIVER 134/HR OPTIVER 134/HR OPTIVER 134/HR OPTIVER 134/HR OPTIVER 134/HR OPTIVER 134/HR OPTIVER 134/HR OPTIVER 134/HR OPTIVER 134/HR OPTIVER 134/HR OPTIVER 134/HR OPTIVER 134/HR OPTIVER 134/HR

[proud crag]

difference?

[jaunty cove]

do ihave a chance to get amazon intern if i'm 5 foot 2

[placid tapir]

bank quants make a lot less

[proud crag]

did fall from grace get a job at optaver?

[placid tapir]

nah ur over 5'1 it's clipped

[tawny dust]

Give up

Its pointless

[proud crag]

theres too many qualified candidates

[tawny dust]

no amount of money is gon save you from being 5 2

[proud crag]

guys is 6'0 tall enugh

[shadow shard]

anyone know if citadel is willing to fund hrt

[hardy patrol]

most self destructive advice you could give a csmajor

[proud crag]

sadge my internship only 80k tc

665 club 😭

[hardy patrol]

billed_cap

[tawny dust]

Eveytime i hear -- got -- internship i console myself by saying at least im taller

[proud crag]

height?

[tawny dust]

6 2

[proud crag]

that means without shoes youre 5'11

[tawny dust]

6 1 but 62 sounds better

[proud crag]

oh youre 5'10

[tawny dust]

na 61 without shoes

6 3 with yous 64 with jordans

[proud crag]

im actually 6'3 i just say 6'0 so people think the guys next to me are even shorter

[tawny dust]

thats actually smart

[frank knoll]

im 12

[placid tapir]

finance, econ, whatever

[jaunty cove]

communications

[placid tapir]

(sorry had to do it)

im 4'9

[proud crag]

5'8

[placid tapir]

optimal swe height

[spark hearth]

5' 1"

[jaunty cove]

cope

[placid tapir]

my nerve impulses travel faster from brain to hands

[jaunty cove]

ultimate copium

[tawny dust]

no prob but that aint acurate im about 200 pounds

yes to the glsses tho

[proud crag]

im 160 but lean

[shadow shard]

i'm willing to shave off 6 inches for citadel

[placid tapir]

yeah i'd still have 6 inches

[proud crag]

real talk would you take hrt if it guaranteed a job at hrt? you can stop taking it after a year but you are permanently infertile

[willow drift]

5’4 but 4’11 when I stand on my TC

[placid tapir]

exactly what i said

[jaunty cove]

Lmao

[hardy patrol]

5'7 but 6'1 when i stand on my rejection emails

[proud crag]

yes its full they cant hire anyone till 2024

[spark hearth]

lol

[jaunty cove]

epic recruiter reached out to me on linkedin to apply therefore its not a good company

[stone echo]

stripe or datadog all things considered

i heard stripe is barely giving return offers

and this is my last internship

datadog probs gives offers to almost all interns

[jaunty cove]

stripe has nice website UI

[stone echo]

yeah im at hiring manager chat for stripe

and i just took my datadog final

[frank knoll]

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/meta-moves-close-one-york-125809530.html

[proud crag]

does epic mean

epic games or epic the healthcare thing

[olive copper]

hiring manager would prob ask mostly behavioral questions to check if your a good fit for the team

[proud crag]

dont they not even pay enough to be worth

[potent imp]

To make sure your not a complete weirdo

[cedar reef]

meta is dead 💀

[hardy patrol]

another tech titan on its knees

[olive copper]

In my experience, it would be 30 mins of me answering questions, then 30 mins of me asking

[hardy patrol]

ruthless economy

[frank knoll]

whats gonna happen to instagram???

like is that still gonna be an app

we can use

[cedar reef]

yessir

trying to decide which location rn

[frank knoll]

im in meta abcs rn LMAOOO

i wonder how they feel

[olive copper]

Ask what their role is, what the team culture is like, what they like the most about the company, what they dislike the most, the tech stack, etc. Also, ask follow-up questions based on their responses

[cedar reef]

mclean vs. chicago vs. atlanta vs. plano

SF and NYC are full

[obsidian willow]

Does roblox email for rejection?

after final

[cedar reef]

Atlanta office is new and literally in walking distance of my house

so I can pocket stipend

but I kinda want to try a new location and the other ones might be better idk

[old kelp]

(T_T)

[simple garden]

Mclean is nice bc it’s main office

[cedar reef]

yeah it's pretty wild

[proud crag]

c1 is acutally scam only 10 week

u missing on 2 week pay

[old kelp]

Aren't internships 10 weeks though usually?

[proud crag]

12

[simple garden]

10-12 usually

[hardy patrol]

mf its 60 an hour with free housing

[jaunty cove]

negotiate amazon to actually be meta internship

[proud crag]

no, just stay there after the 12 weeks are over

disagree and commit

keep showing up to work

[jaunty cove]

first i need to not fk up the interview

after i save up my earnings from my internships

[long slate]

c1 is 9 weeks i think

[jaunty cove]

And read wall street oasis

[soft basin]

i got richmond for c1 and instantly sent my rejection

[cedar reef]

bruh

[jaunty cove]

Lmao

[proud crag]

its qap

[jaunty cove]

I can imagine it happening

[proud crag]

cost of livin is fake

[soft basin]

budgeting

[jaunty cove]

Sometimes i go to lc easies and it takes me a minute to realize the problem is trivial

[proud crag]

amazon purchases are the same no matter where u live

[soft basin]

some mfs need to learn how to save money

[proud crag]

my 20 dollar ethernet cable is still 20 in sf

[echo marsh]

For those that signed summer internships already: does it feel weird after signing? Like anyone else feel like it's not real since it's just signing some online form and have this weird fear of getting rescinded?

[old kelp]

Hi

What happened

[olive copper]

Could be a 60%/40% split, but I find that time flies when you and the interviewer give in-depth responses

[jaunty cove]

lmao

[cedar reef]

get 2 offers and renege one right before internship for insurance

[proud crag]

unironically me last year but it wasnt even faagn

[cedar reef]

grind never ends

[old kelp]

I need help (T_T). What should I choose?
Offers: JPMorgan Chase, Publicis Sapient
1st round interview: Flatiron Health, Pinterest, Wayfair
Second round interview: Bubble
Final round interview: Blackstone Capital

[echo marsh]

Is this the move 👁️ 👁️

[jaunty cove]

Pinterest

[old kelp]

o.O whats good about blackstone capital

[jaunty cove]

i thought blackstone wasnt a good firm

[old kelp]

Its Data Engineering T_T

[jaunty cove]

Oh

why did they make two of them

[cedar reef]

if you're a gigachad

[old kelp]

LMFAOOOO

[jaunty cove]

Blackigneous or Blacksedimentary ng

[old kelp]

I wonder whats good about blackstone though

Ok I'll accept my JPMorgan offer then

And then renege for Blackstone (depends) or Pinterest or Flatiron Health (I want to work in this field)

Is Wayfair bad?

Ahh shit

Thats why I'm still waiting on results

[rich vector]

hey returning intern here who has

[cedar reef]

Raytheon is the dream if you want to indirectly kill people with no repercussions

[old kelp]

AHHHH why is it so difficult T_T

Not financial services

I'm more into healthtech

But I would be fine with an internship where I can level up my skills easily

oo

W

Yeah i would too lol

[fleet tulip]

Pinterest > flatiron > rest

[old kelp]

The thing is that Bubble, Flatiron Health and Wayfair will conclude next week

Like I will get my final results next week for them

I'm just debating whether to sign JPMC now or sign next week

[hardy patrol]

is pinterest really that prestigious

[jaunty cove]

prestige doesnt matter

[old kelp]

I'm just scared that if I wait too long, the NYC Metro office spots will be filled up and I will have to intern at NJ

Yes

😭

This is cap

[cedar reef]

I had 4 offers to Planatir and all of them were reneged because I smelled too bad on the first day.

[old kelp]

That is true

[old kelp]

[jaunty cove]

you have to use emacs

[shadow shard]

citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel citadel

[earnest hatch]

Shoulda used axe body spray

[hardy patrol]

how hard is citidel loop

can someone who regularly forgets what dfs is make it