2023_summer

[low vale]

can something not existing be a crime?

🤔

[safe minnow]

Yes

If I steal your wallet and destroy it

Your wallet no longer exists

[low vale]

the crime there is the act of destroying the wallet

not the wallet no longer existing

[safe minnow]

Hmmm

You do bring up a fair point

[quaint bolt]

Yes a couple people

[odd sphinx]

Has anyone interviewed with sentry recently

[agile yew]

is it actually

or is microsoft full?

[north portal]

they arent full

[hardy patrol]

https://us.teamblind.com/s/oQeC8s4X 🧢 ❔

if amazon closes on me mid loop cause they hit quota thats going to send me to the brink of insanity

[soft basin]

don’t believe everything you see

[quaint bolt]

microsoft's full

full of shit

[soft basin]

yeah it’s a skill issue

[agile yew]

i didn't even do the OA though

[soft basin]

ur resume mid

[agile yew]

doubt it

its not mid for quant so idk what drugs microsoft is on

[hardy patrol]

rng

[north portal]

maybe u just didnt line up with their specific qualifications and shit

apple type beat

[agile yew]

ok i guess

[hardy patrol]

i cant find a pattern to who gets accepted or not its just a dice roll

[agile yew]

fuck microsoft

waste of a referral

[north portal]

true

[soft basin]

skill issue

[agile yew]

i guess im not getting summer 23 internship

oh well

[hardy patrol]

that dude yesterday got rejected by msft then went on a 10 minute rant about how the company sucked and he didnt want it anyway

[safe minnow]

[safe minnow]

[soft basin]

my brother in christ microsoft is not the end all be all 🤦‍♂️

[hardy patrol]

bro got heartbroken

[soft basin]

sounds like copium

[agile yew]

it is bro

[soft basin]

[agile yew]

idk what else to apply to

citadel guy still hasnt emailed me back

[soft basin]

cope

get a life 😭😭

[safe minnow]

You didn’t cache your memory properly

[agile yew]

i just want a product mgmt internship

does de morgens apply to bitwise operations??

[north portal]

me with Amazon

i can empathize with his situation

[frigid gate]

[north portal]

https://tenor.com/view/everything-is-fine-itsfine-burning-flame-my-life-going-so-far-gif-5182223

[frigid gate]

I hate amz

Their final suck

[hardy patrol]

yea i get hoping for a company but going full blown othello cause you got resume rejected is od

like ive been circle jerking msft too but i know im going to get my ass handed when they reject me in 6 months

[soft basin]

there’s nothing u can do if u don’t pass resume screen it’s all rng

just cope and move on

[hardy patrol]

yea msft is a gamble anyway ive seen people with faang and shit get rejected

[north portal]

true

[hardy patrol]

it be like that

[north portal]

im still in the process

and im praying

[hardy patrol]

are you in any interview loops

[north portal]

nah

just ghosted

my application says transferred but no update

[hardy patrol]

submitting my gca to pinterest and hoping

[north portal]

good luck!

[frigid gate]

Hoping for offer too

[north portal]

who needs amazon anyways

[dark jungle]

Yep ik someone who interned there that doesn't even know how to reverse a linkedlist

[frigid gate]

I though any of faang is gamble game ?

[near swallow]

[hardy patrol]

every company is rng but theres usually an ambiguous line in the sand between passing resumes and rejected ones

[placid tapir]

[hardy patrol]

with msft i just cant tell where it is

[frigid gate]

Bruh

I hate amazon

Working on more than 300 lc questions with 1k6+ contest rating and using code forces and look how tf Amz give shit to me

SO annoying

[safe minnow]

What did Amazon give

[sinful locust]

If we haven’t heard from any faang companies yet is it good to assume they rejected me

[soft basin]

the hardest part is getting past resume screen

[sinful locust]

ong

[frigid gate]

Design cache expiration bla bla

[sinful locust]

so far i have just gotten OAs for roblox, cisco, and crowdstrike

[frigid gate]

They expect me to use BST regards of hashmap

[sinful locust]

with 2 internships already 😐

[frigid gate]

Which o log regard of on

[frigid gate]

Agree

Nah its just for USA citizen

I'm international no way I can do that

Suck

Maybe get c on course ?

Explore is suck

They 👻 me

2 months

I knoe

I know but they ghost be

They prioritize black ,etc

...

[safe minnow]

Yield protected?

[frigid gate]

Stop pls sushi

[safe minnow]

Can’t you just leave out your experiences

Strange ass shit

[frigid gate]

U get into explore already ?

I apply and they ghost me for 2 months

Ahhh my sophomore year

suck

[warped dagger]

This server has not set up a report channel.

[soft basin]

!ban @wary whale

[safe minnow]

Regular SWE role?

[frigid gate]

I don't understand how to make it through explore

Cause if don't do anything reject

Overquali

Also rj

Bruh

[safe minnow]

Actually ik people who have done regular SWE

And gotten redirected to explore

[frigid gate]

Interesting too

[pseudo shoal]

worse joke to ever exist

[safe minnow]

So it looks like it's a one way street

[pseudo shoal]

by not being an AI

[sinful locust]

[frigid gate]

[twilit wharf]

I got rejection from microsoft.

😢

[safe minnow]

When did you apply?

[twilit wharf]

probalby in september

[safe minnow]

🤔

[random apex]

what does yield protected mean

[unreal pollen]

rejection on weekend?

[random apex]

brutal

[unreal pollen]

no troll?

[random apex]

is there actually an expert role

[safe minnow]

Just reapply at that point

If they ask it’s your twin brother with the same name

[jaunty cove]

Accidentally mb

[uneven sand]

fall 2023 is fine

just risky bc some might just see 2023 and think you’re new grad

@sinful locust stop lurking

[sinful locust]

Didn’t you put fall 2023

[uneven sand]

no I put may 2024

[sinful locust]

But you are graduating fal 2023

[uneven sand]

yes

[sinful locust]

I’m telling drw

[uneven sand]

may 2024 is what recruiters expect to see so I put that

[jaunty cove]

In hindsight i should put have put that

[uneven sand]

also some applications don’t ask for month so I can’t put 2023

I said it’s fine

2024 is safer

[summer sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-meme-pepe-frog-gif-26117735

[agile yew]

why is it so fucking hard to get a job

[uneven sand]

https://tenor.com/view/cope-harder-cope-sir-cope-sir-american-psycho-gif-26276799

[agile yew]

literally have to try hard to be a paid slave

[uneven sand]

@sinful locust took all the jobs

[summer sequoia]

yo vexor check dm

[agile yew]

fuck you aack

[safe minnow]

[spark hearth]

fuck you aack

I saw that

[uneven sand]

fuck you aack

[spark hearth]

wtf

[uneven sand]

oops wrong gif

[spark hearth]

what was that

[agile yew]

it was aack being choked to death

by an elephant

[sinful locust]

Only offer I got is zebra technologies

[spark hearth]

really? I got rejected

[agile yew]

what the fuck is zebra technologies

[uneven sand]

databento

[safe minnow]

What happened to Google

[spark hearth]

I hope I get nasa

🙏

I want to work at nasa

[agile yew]

FUCK YOU AACK

[near swallow]

🚀

[agile yew]

PRETENDING TO not be a noogler

[spark hearth]

what's a nooglwe

[near swallow]

SPACE MONKEY

🚀

[agile yew]

its a species of rat

[near swallow]

@hearty river

[spark hearth]

oh

https://tenor.com/view/naked-mole-rat-cute-animal-dance-dancing-gif-12348282

[uneven sand]

@hearty river

[spark hearth]

this?

[uneven sand]

https://tenor.com/view/snow-manul-cat-pallas-cat-gif-15516373

[agile yew]

https://tenor.com/bVBoS.gif

this.

[uneven sand]

PALLAS CAT

@hearty river PALLAS CAT

[spark hearth]

phallic

[uneven sand]

https://tenor.com/view/snow-manul-cat-pallas-cat-gif-15516373

who’s Martin

[hearty river]

https://tenor.com/view/manul-pallas-cat-manul-cat-gif-26136867

[spark hearth]

woahhh

[hearty river]

HE IS MUNCHING

HE MUNCHING

[safe minnow]

Do you like cats

[agile yew]

its so ugly

fucking ugly cat

[uneven sand]

https://tenor.com/view/manul-pallas-cat-brungus-cat-munch-gif-26146677

[agile yew]

cartoon cats are cuter than irl cats

[uneven sand]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-25090538

[agile yew]

fuck cats

[wooden shard]

whats the probability i dont wake up to an empty inbox tmr

[agile yew]

they all work for microsoft

[wooden shard]

[uneven sand]

1.0

[agile yew]

tomorrow is monday morning dumb

what is the probability i dont get a summer internship

[safe minnow]

Depends what you’re willing to give up

[wooden shard]

1.0

[safe minnow]

If you’re willing to give up anything, 0

[pseudo shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stove-cooking-tendies-snapsauce-gif-15647429

@hearty river

dinner is ready

[agile yew]

i dont want to work retail and non-pm and non-swe

[agile yew]

in its rightful place

[wooden shard]

hi

[safe minnow]

No it’s swe

[agile yew]

how can it be 0.0

[safe minnow]

.

[agile yew]

well ok i dont want to sacrifice my gpa studying/applying for jobs tho

[agile yew]

wdym give up anything?

theres nothing to give up

[jaunty cove]

whats the point of gpa if u cant get a job

[agile yew]

long game

[uneven sand]

what’s the point of job if you don’t have a 4.0

[agile yew]

cant sacrifice the long game for the short game

[jaunty cove]

whats the long game

internship good for long game

[agile yew]

MBA at a T3 business school

[jaunty cove]

mba?

fr what

[agile yew]

yea

Yes

depends though

some schools are very financially oriented

MIT LGO is logistics specialty for example

[safe minnow]

CS -> MBA

Is that grief or actually smart

[agile yew]

also the reason i want a gpa is so that i can get a full scholarship

[jaunty cove]

do u really need an mba to manage ppl in this industry idk

[agile yew]

mba is universal

[jaunty cove]

thought that was for industries where ppl just sat around doing nothing

[agile yew]

you can pivot industries if you wanted to

i want to go into VC eventually

not bright enough (or legal enough) to start a business first

[agile yew]

and get paid shitloads, thats the life. life isnt about working lol

[safe minnow]

Starting your own business sounds hella cool

[agile yew]

i cant until i get an mba

[jaunty cove]

What do u learn there

[agile yew]

not cos of skills but cos of visa lmao

[deep valley]

Yo can someone help me with LC 269. alien dictionary

Suppose we have this example, why wouldn't werft be valid

[sinful locust]

#leetcode_discussion

Cos wtf is wertf

[jaunty cove]

because f < t

[deep valley]

Yes I know this channel exists, people also ask about LCs here all the time.

[soft basin]

appropriating my culture 😡

[deep valley]

How come? Doesn't it come before t in "rftt"?

[pseudo shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-pie-cut-orzak-shookt-gif-16091749

[soft basin]

https://tenor.com/view/snorlax-sleep-pokemon-gif-10677184

[agile yew]

see ascii table

oh nvm didnt read the question

[jaunty cove]

exactly

[deep valley]

Isn't it the case that whichever letter is before is lexicographically larger than the one after it, so r > f > t?

[jaunty cove]

no

resd the description

its like alphabetical order

a is least z is most

[deep valley]

How does that make sense when you can have w before e in "wrt"

[jaunty cove]

e is not in wrt

[deep valley]

No that wasn't my issue but I figured out what was going wrong

[jaunty cove]

oh

[deep valley]

Its because wrt > wrf so you prioritize the t not cause of what you said

[jaunty cove]

it is but ok

[sinful locust]

whats your pfp

[jaunty cove]

from some comic u told me about

[glad garnet]

do companies still call to schedule interviews and such?

this would be a problem since I dont pick up calls from strangers

i mean...

if they arent full

uwu

[frigid gate]

they still schedule interviews

don't head sushi

[loud axle]

@glad garnet if you miss a call & a recruiter has your email they typically will email you

[frigid gate]

*HEAR

[low vale]

im trying to learn web dev rn, and css is actually harder than leetcode

[glad garnet]

good. email is much better

[jaunty cove]

i agree

[frigid gate]

no bruh

why tf css harder than lc

[jaunty cove]

i cant do css

[low vale]

leetcode makes sense

its logical

what the actual fuck is css

[frigid gate]

no u just learn lc more

[jaunty cove]

i swear the rules of css dont make sense

[crystal agate]

just do !important for css

[jaunty cove]

• im really bad at it

[frigid gate]

it doesn't have specific rule in fact

do it as much and u will realize

[jaunty cove]

no thanks

[frigid gate]

or try to do codeforces

[low vale]

i should probably do codeforces

im at the point where doing more leetcode in areas i know isn't helping me improve i think

I'll do it after i learn dp

[sinful locust]

why is there rip bozo and laughing face

[frigid gate]

yeah do codeforces

I hate cf

I have done it in 2 years and stuck in expert

need more to candidate master

[low vale]

I have no clue what this means

but good job!

i assume expert is very high

quite high

[frigid gate]

bruh but that was the past

I achieve that f*** when I was in grade 10

and I just nearly forget all of it

and come to lc

[jaunty cove]

pain

[sinful locust]

lets get green for every day of oct

im workin on something devious af

[low vale]

my work ethic ebs and flows dramatically

[frigid gate]

[low vale]

some days i can get through like 10 problems

[sinful locust]

my work ethic depends on how much hw a week

[sinful locust]

please tell me its github not leetcode

[low vale]

other days im like nah im good for this entire week

[frigid gate]

well

yep

not lc

[sinful locust]

i think i solved same amount

[low vale]

I hit 200 a few days back

[sinful locust]

forgot everything tho

Anyone interning at Amazon this summer 2023?

[frigid gate]

no

:((

[low vale]

I'll probably go to amz

[frigid gate]

I get fucked by Amz

[sinful locust]

Did you get the offer letter?

[low vale]

yes

[frigid gate]

did u too ?

do u take part in lc contest

[sinful locust]

yes

[low vale]

the contests happen at such inconvenient times for me

[frigid gate]

fa1

faq

[low vale]

never done one

[frigid gate]

I despair with final

[frigid gate]

did u get perfect final ?

[jaunty cove]

[sinful locust]

perfect final? Sorry I don't understand

[frigid gate]

final interview for Amz

[sinful locust]

yeah my final interview was very chilled out I was more a conversation than an interview

[frigid gate]

bruh I mean did u get a optimal solution etc ....

and did u get easy problem ?

[jaunty cove]

Please provide a detailed transcript of your interview

[sinful locust]

He just asked one problem, and I solved it in 10 mins, I showed him the worst and best possible solutions for the question

[frigid gate]

bruh u get easy problem ?

[sinful locust]

My question was exact same one in LC's 75 Questions for amazon

[sinful locust]

Medium honestly

[frigid gate]

bruh

I got design cache question

faq

[sinful locust]

wtf

[frigid gate]

surpise ? :))

[sinful locust]

for SDE Intern?

[frigid gate]

yep

[sinful locust]

omg

[frigid gate]

1 design question

and like 5 follow up

[jaunty cove]

use a hashmap

get offer

[sinful locust]

lol

[frigid gate]

nope

hashmap not enough

I use it

for. o(n)

and he like

nah

there is a o log way

use BST

I like

the f*** ?

[sinful locust]

Did you get offer finally ?

[frigid gate]

BST for sde intern lol

[frigid gate]

I just got final in Friday

[jaunty cove]

wdym

[frigid gate]

just 2 days bro

[jaunty cove]

an ordered map is a bst

in C++

[tough ledge]

work ethic went out the window when fall semester started

[frigid gate]

yeah I know

but erase element doens't work like that

:((

[sinful locust]

oof, wait until next friday

[jaunty cove]

i stopped doing lc the last week

[frigid gate]

I think I failed to get offer

just like bottom of society

[sinful locust]

don't worry be optimistic

[frigid gate]

wdym ?

no not really

have I done ?

294

[sinful locust]

294 tf

[frigid gate]

don't ask

[sinful locust]

I did like 100

in total

[frigid gate]

well 294 in first acc and 230 in second acc

[glad garnet]

SDE or SWE, which would you guys rather do?

[frigid gate]

SDE maybe

[jaunty cove]

the same thing

[glad garnet]

[sinful locust]

roblox assesment sucks

what do they even want from interns

I gave up honestly

with that infection prediction bs

[frigid gate]

for me to go away from Amz

[versed kestrel]

whats the real diff?

[glad garnet]

SDE develops software that SWE use I think

[sinful locust]

Dosent it depend on your teams and all

[versed kestrel]

tbh I think it's just empty titles

[frigid gate]

no it becauz I'm stupid af

[sinful locust]

use it? like what would you do in the internship then

[jaunty cove]

there is no difference

both are cringe

just call urself a dev

[sinful locust]

how do i get 2sigma

[glad garnet]

idk. this was like 1 min google sea rch

[sinful locust]

Bro optivier is OP

its paying 137$ an hour

[jaunty cove]

can i get a referal

[obsidian olive]

Fall qtr for me but same

[frigid gate]

I think I'm about to be insane

so despair

[low vale]

520 questions

[tough ledge]

amazon fr opened up their apps to cc students but is filtering out ppl w/o prior exp which is like 99% of cc students

[low vale]

ur cracked

[sinful locust]

why do i want to work at [hft coding company]? idk what they do or ever talk about any of it but i just want to work there because you know i love solving coding problems and reading solutions off leetcode but i don't want to work at hft because of the tc. god i just love leetcode i do it so much. do you think i should do a coding project so an HFT picks me up? I won't discuss anything actually related to trading or CS because no one likes that but i actually like that i just don't like talking about it at all for some reason. I just love working at an HFT and solving their really cool problems they have. I don't care about TC or GTFO thats some cringe Blind shit or something. the fact that hft and quant is discussed so much has nothing to do with the almost infinite competition - nah i still have a chance bro

[low vale]

sde and swe is the same

[frigid gate]

I still messed up with the design ques

I hate des

[low vale]

oh you got sys design too?

[frigid gate]

well

u got that shit ?

[low vale]

yea

[frigid gate]

what was u asked to design ?

[low vale]

[redacted]

you?

[frigid gate]

the f** is that ?

[soft basin]

i got offer

[frigid gate]

[fucked]

[frigid gate]

wow

[jaunty cove]

daily amazon final discussion

[soft basin]

yall actin like u can control what you get

its rng 🤷‍♂️

[jaunty cove]

in 1 hour we will have our c1 vs amazon discussion

[low vale]

i should probably stop taking part in these

[soft basin]

go take a sip of alc or smoke a blunt

relax

[jaunty cove]

and then in 3 hours we will have our quant intern levels.fyi discussion

[low vale]

im taking a break from my stats hw

[soft basin]

im chillin from my bioinformatics hw

[low vale]

then im gonna go walk

[sinful locust]

anyone have a weed

[sinful locust]

for the 1293085975th time this month

[soft basin]

im almost done with my eighth

[sinful locust]

For anyone who is interning at Amz in Summer 2023, here is the link for discord server https://discord.gg/34vU7Rvb

[frigid gate]

bruh dont jump on my pain pls

[sinful locust]

Bro dw

[soft basin]

its invalid

[safe minnow]

This server is legit pre programmed bots

[sinful locust]

invalid?

lemme check hold up

[soft basin]

https://discord.gg/tWKMrnrj

[jaunty cove]

its like handshake

[soft basin]

ur good im in it alr

[low vale]

just join this one tbh

[sinful locust]

https://discord.gg/MebMnhZvx7

[sinful locust]

That one is the generalized one

[jaunty cove]

what about the amazon SWE intern discord

[sinful locust]

This one is specific for SDE Interns in 2023 (Summer)

[soft basin]

its still telling me its an invalid invite wtf

[sinful locust]

https://tenor.com/view/420-bag-of-weed-dance-dancing-stage-gif-16683566

[soft basin]

am i alr banned

i never even joined it

[sinful locust]

No

i think im banned

Lemme me manually add you

[soft basin]

my dms are off so ill send friend req

[sinful locust]

ok

[soft basin]

can u send now?

[sinful locust]

I sent you the invite

https://discord.gg/xqWzbr6D

This one should work, I found the issue

[crystal agate]

do y'all think it's even worth it to do personal projects anymore

once you've found internships / have exp on resume?

[jaunty cove]

i feel like nobody gives a fk aobut projects

[crystal agate]

yeah

felt like all my behaviorals have been about prior exp rather than projects at this point

lc here I come

[versed kestrel]

some interviewers might be very enthusiastic about them

[sinful locust]

is there a datadog discord

[sinful locust]

I just feel they are to fill the white space on resume

nothing else lol

no one even checks it loil

[mystic depot]

in a months time i might need this

https://tenor.com/view/2omb-prayge-gif-24836248

[sinful locust]

unless its contributing to open source on something a ton of people use or the company uses don't bother

replying since i can't react bc im blocked

[mystic depot]

💀 💀 💀 💀 💀

[stone echo]

anyone got tips for stripe final

or datadog final

or figma final

[safe minnow]

Don’t fuck up

[stone echo]

thanks

[soft basin]

good luck dawg

[safe minnow]

Np!

[soft basin]

🙏

[mystic depot]

gl

[stone echo]

🙏

im kinda banking on hubspot lol

need them to toss offer so i can end all this

lol most people get rejected after phone

yes

🍆

lol

u have to suck hard

[mystic depot]

[stone echo]

also

hubspot is hiring like 5 interns lol

economy

yeah somethinh hella small

something

realistically its much smaller than previous years

idk how many exactly

but its not alot, especially since lots return

nah its not actually 5 lol but its really very little

they hire more than 5 NEU lol

they usually hire like 20-25 from northeastern

[frank knoll]

who is in faang+?

what is the +

[stone echo]

is hubspot faang+

lol

hubspot ppl actually have lives and touch grass

can't be faang

its exaggerated

[torn gull]

20-hour work wks 😍

[stone echo]

just like amazon is straight from hell right?

all my friends work max 40 hours in NYC

[slow veldt]

anyone ever have a range query codesignal q4?

[stone echo]

yup

[slow veldt]

first time ive seen one lmao

[torn gull]

in such a big company obv ymmv, it’s very team-dependent

[stone echo]

its team dependent almost everywhere

[jaunty cove]

yes

[stone echo]

lol

[sinful locust]

normie malding at tech benefits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARs_XtRTOkQ

[stone echo]

im out enjoy

[sinful locust]

define good

working on weekends for same pay -> good wlb for some ppl

[jaunty cove]

snack time 😜

[exotic heath]

hows salesforce internship in terms of resume value? appreciate any opinion

[frail rapids]

in this market, what yall think about accepting 2 offers for the summer and reneging one of them? like a backup option

[frank knoll]

is linkedin resume value also ok?

[frank knoll]

i also have the same question

[north portal]

depends on the company

if its two good companies, id just choose one and reject the other

before reneging

[obsidian olive]

I finally figured out why untapped is called untapped

Cuz the recruiter never once taps on ur application

[sinful locust]

i have a friend in the toronto office that works like 3-5 hours per day

[obsidian olive]

LMAOO

[sinful locust]

Lol

can we work overtime in amz and get paid? in internship

[soft basin]

its a full time job

most full time jobs do not pay overtime

and amazon doesnt pay overtime

[sinful locust]

yeah you get paid overtime since you log hourly
thats how i made more

[random mauve]

only if ur at audible, sadge

[sinful locust]

sad

get into a good team, a non customer facing one

[sinful locust]

for full time

[random mauve]

might be a question to ask in the amazon discord that ur in lol

[obsidian olive]

[north portal]

honestly just do 1 interview and 2 OAs

[clever grail]

...

[safe minnow]

Ok what's the secret code then

[obsidian olive]

let him me personally I wanna do 12 pt MLA times new roman double spaced wit periods

[old kelp]

🤡

[obsidian olive]

ur back

[old kelp]

I slept

[bleak storm]

Hey what do y’all think about Flatiron Health? I couldn’t find much information about what they’re doing besides digital records..

[old kelp]

Did u not read their website

[bleak storm]

I read but I’m still not sure about their product… When I ask they just say they have a system to collect cancer patient data effectively and that’s all

[spark hearth]

no

[old kelp]

Idk man, you just go to flatiron.com

And you just click "Learn More" on each of their products or things

@bleak storm do you have an interview with them?

[bleak storm]

I got an offer

[old kelp]

o.O

[bleak storm]

But not sure if I should take it over Dropbox or not

[sinful locust]

dont

[bleak storm]

I asked the interviewers

And one guy literally told me it’s glorifying collecting data lol

[old kelp]

o.O

[spark hearth]

what company

[sinful locust]

Congratulations!

[bleak storm]

For flatiron

[sinful locust]

stop

[spark hearth]

I need an offer

can I give me

[old kelp]

Dropbox dope

[bleak storm]

i’m just lucky yall

[old kelp]

How was the process? I got a Karat interview for Flatiron this Tuesday

[warped dagger]

mrterrificmiracle asks: flatiron > dropbox > albertsons

[sinful locust]

keep trolling

[obsidian olive]

did u sleep well

[bleak storm]

Dm for recruiter emails

[warped dagger]

mrterrificmiracle asks: keep trolling

[spark hearth]

where to find recruiter email?

[warped dagger]

Hyena asks: ban @sushi (everything full)

[sinful locust]

ban coconut

[spark hearth]

ban BoBa

[bleak storm]

I use salesql, clearbit, and the guide https://www.cscareers.dev/blog/landing-software-engineer-interviews-through-cold-emailing

[warped dagger]

Hyena asks: ban @Preparing for Amazon rejection for click baiting us and crying for attention

[old kelp]

W

[spark hearth]

thx!

@foggy osprey

[warped dagger]

icarus asks: favorite food stamps, Calfresh or SNAP?

icarus asks: is Applebee's the best employer of CS new grads in 2022

mrterrificmiracle asks: would you rather work at google or google at work

fracker asks: got McDicks offer, is 1 McChicken a day for lunch a good benefit or should I negotiated to a McNugget 8 pc

[woven heath]

imagine being on the grind and still not a getting any thing lol

[warped dagger]

pbjpie asks: who, let the dog out? 🐶

[leaden seal]

Anyone here who has been offered an internship in Microsoft, and is from Europe? kindly dm me, thanks 🙂

[placid tapir]

get an 800 dollar signing bonus by nego w/BK new grad

[warped dagger]

mrterrificmiracle asks: out the dog or dog the out

[placid tapir]

dog u

[warped dagger]

mrterrificmiracle asks: length < breadth

mrterrificmiracle asks: dog you > you dog

final asks: ban polls

[soft basin]

https://tenor.com/view/toes-hello-there-gif-11875515

[void sinew]

Anyone know what linkedin asks for technical interviews?

[bleak storm]

I got max stack last year (failed 🥺)

[frank knoll]

i got lc me

d

[void sinew]

Ah okay. Do you think blind 75 and tagged are good enough? There’s a lot of tagged questions and was wondering how you guys go about doing them

[frank knoll]

do them all

[void sinew]

Like do you do all or the first 10-15

Ah okay

[cosmic cradle]

Does anyone know if you need to do the complete problem perfectly and optimally yourself

For linkedin technical

Nah received invite and sent in availability last week so waiting for confirmation

[frank knoll]

try to do that but if not do brute force

and explain optimal

[old kelp]

How does the leetcode bot work

Just curious

[void sinew]

This Friday?

[cosmic cradle]

Oh when is it?

Ur final

[frank knoll]

what role are you guys all doing?

[cosmic cradle]

Backend

[karmic meteor]

anyone taken databricks EM final?

what should i prep for it

[cosmic cradle]

Do you know if that's enough for offer?

[frank knoll]

i will hear back tomorrow or tuesday

so i will let you know lMAO

[cosmic cradle]

Oh lol good luck!!

[frank knoll]

IM SCARED

ive been waiting a really long time

[sinful locust]

How long do I have to wait before checking back with internship about my status? Its been 2 weeks since I last interviewed with them and I haven't heard anything back, and then didn't have a timeline of when they'll contact me

[cosmic cradle]

Well if you didn't get rejected yet then maybe that's a good sign?

[frank knoll]

whichi company

[frank knoll]

yeah i think so

[shut osprey]

If anyone has recruiter emails for ibm or intel, please dm me. Thank you sm!

[sinful locust]

stop

[pseudo shoal]

it was

[final forum]

You can only use this command in 2022_winter_intern_process, 2022_summer_intern_process, 2022_grad_process, 2022_fall_intern_process, 2023_summer_intern_process, 2023_winter_intern_process, 2023_grad_process

You can only use this command in 2022_winter_intern_process, 2022_summer_intern_process, 2022_grad_process, 2022_fall_intern_process, 2023_summer_intern_process, 2023_winter_intern_process, 2023_grad_process

[glad garnet]

has anyone interned at plastiq or square?

do small tech companies usually pay more or less?

i asked bc they arent on there

they are startups

small private tech companies

[steady quest]

startups got no money no more

[old kelp]

Big facts

[warped dagger]

DriedCoconut asks: Are yall mad of my "clickbait"?

[glad garnet]

ic

does anyone here know someone who interned at arrowstreet

[old kelp]

100% sure that any Arrowstreet Capital SWE Intern would not be lurking in this discord server. They would still be coding and running on nothing but noodles and water for the past week

[woeful lynx]

I heard arrow street capital swe intern only need one sip of water for a week and can write at 10000wpm with closed eyes.

[safe minnow]

What happened

The rant?

[old kelp]

Yikes

I am new

[old kelp]

Tru

[soft basin]

i’ll say it again

[tardy ridge]

it doesnt matter what language you use during an interview right?

or do interviewers sometimes prefer one language over the other

hm ok

i was gonna use c++

i know python

but i might need to look syntax up, which would look bad

idk syntax too well on python

i kinda know it, but not super well

[north portal]

syntax isnt that big of a deal if you can explain your thought process and how the solution should be coded

will ur interviewer really flame u if u ask him to how use a specific method and all if you know what it is and where to use it?

[sonic steeple]

is it worth doing optiver's 72hr oa at this point or are they full

[north portal]

yea i should probably learn DSA first lmao

[tardy ridge]

hmm ok ig ill just stick to c++

[old kelp]

When do you think I can potentially get a phone? Like whats the timeline usually

[tardy ridge]

im just worried since its an old language, they wont like me using it

idk

[north portal]

its optiver, if you think you can do well just go for it, they will never really be full

if ur geniunely optiver level, they will just give u a different semester or timing for the internship as well

[old kelp]

C++ is perfectly fine. Lots of HFT companies use it

[north portal]

what company is this?

[jaunty cove]

nef the pharaoh internship

[north portal]

C++ is an amazing language to know tho, pretty much every company that pays a decent amount loves C++ coders

[old kelp]

Microsoft

[north portal]

dude its been an eternity

i think ive been waiting since before I was born and still havent gotten a phone

[old kelp]

Ehh fk Micropenis

[north portal]

no, im a biochem major rn, so im actually changing to a CS major next semester

im in intro to comp rn

[old kelp]

oo

[jaunty cove]

C++ when it works 🙂

C++ when it doesnt work

[old kelp]

@jaunty cove how do you dp

[north portal]

oh true, i didnt know that

yea ive been doing them now lmao

[jaunty cove]

idk

i forget

[north portal]

imma work my way up to mediums and hards eventually

[old kelp]

Cool

[jaunty cove]

havnt done anything except compulsively check email and do math hw for the last wek

no leetcode

[old kelp]

You got offers right colin

[jaunty cove]

no

not really

not from good company

[old kelp]

What companies then

U got offer from

[jaunty cove]

local 🙂

[north portal]

i heard palantir karat asks hards sometimes

[jaunty cove]

on friday

[north portal]

good luck with it!

[jaunty cove]

remember the guy was hospitalized

[old kelp]

Karat sounds hella gae

[north portal]

honestly at this point im down bad for anything

i applied to SAS and just want a internship

[patent badger]

Do you guys apply for internships with your personal emails (Gmail/yahoo/etc.) or your university (.edu) email?

[jaunty cove]

whats sas

isnt that what the counter terrorists aer a part of on csgo

[north portal]

its a local company here that gives basically eveyrone internships

[alpine vigil]

anyone take the Affirm OA and also have a bug with test cases?

[old kelp]

Most companies are language agnostic, unless you're ed and use Assembly

[north portal]

bruh

this one company has a software engineering internship

but its only for women

where the normal one at?

[old kelp]

Just change gender

You'll get it

[north portal]

damn

no but like why is there only an internship for women and not one for everyone as well?

next level company ig

[old kelp]

Well there is this one company that was flexing that all their employees were women

[north portal]

lmao

[hardy patrol]

that csmajors reddit post about that guy going back to work in fast food cause he couldn't find an internship is like my number 1 fear

been thru that its purgatory

[north portal]

oh the one where he only got 2 responses?

ngl that was scary

lowkey i feel like that may be me this year

i get responses but no offers

didnt even get a return offer , is it time to become a cashier at mcdonalds?

[hearty river]

return offer from what company

[jaunty cove]

idk u already have an internship that pays twice as much as any fast food job

[north portal]

fidelity

[jaunty cove]

plus a lot better wlb

[hardy patrol]

i bitch about fidelity but im at least thankful for the rto

i mean the ft comp is 🥜 unironically but i at least have a backup

[north portal]

its better than nothing

at least you know you are guaranteed 80k starting

thats more than a lot of other people

[hardy patrol]

let me find it

[jaunty cove]

its about 6 figures isnt it

[hardy patrol]

https://www.reddit.com/r/csMajors/comments/xtmlvz/unable_to_find_anything_now_applying_for_fast

[north portal]

its 80k with a 7.5k sign on

[hardy patrol]

fidelity ft is like 85k tc but i heard the wlb is insane

[north portal]

wlb is crazy, its like 30 hours a week on most teams

[hardy patrol]

its the bite sized version of microsoft

[jaunty cove]

fidelity investments

😍

[hardy patrol]

i genuinely only did 30 minutes of work per day as an intern and still got a managers performance recc

[jaunty cove]

sign me up

[north portal]

idk how i didnt get managers performance rec, i literally was put into the production process and spent the entire summer doing API development

[hardy patrol]

your interviewing for them right colin

[north portal]

like what else did u want from me

[jaunty cove]

idk

[frank knoll]

Same for me

I interned at bofa and only worked 3 days a week

[north portal]

how are fidelity interviews tho?

[frank knoll]

Like actual work

[jaunty cove]

it sounded lke they were going to give me another interview in am onth but thats what IMC said too

[hardy patrol]

you hear back from the recruiter yet

dude fidelity is slow as fuck

[north portal]

no bruh she didnt say shit, im lowkey annoyed cuz my application still says interviews complete but no actual response

[hardy patrol]

it took 6 months total from applying to offer

[north portal]

if the interviews are complete

does that mean i got it?

or does that mean i got rejected

[north portal]

i woudlnt know

[jaunty cove]

youre in purgatory

[hardy patrol]

my portal says interview complete too

[north portal]

i literally applied to fidelity in april

[hardy patrol]

and i got offer

[north portal]

and got an offer 2 weeks later

[hardy patrol]

fr

[north portal]

tbh idk why they didnt jsut get a no name copmany internship junior year at least

[hardy patrol]

i worked at a fast food chain a couple years back and that shit keeps me humble

[north portal]

i shall pray and hope that interviews complete means i got the return

[hardy patrol]

it should tbh

[jaunty cove]

redditor askign for attentoin

[north portal]

because aint no way i spent an entire summer in production, the rest of my team said i did well, and the manager just doesnt give me a rec

[hardy patrol]

return intern pay is 35 but the locations are quirky

[north portal]

@hardy patrol did u have a final presentation

[hardy patrol]

yea

[jaunty cove]

his school forces him to graduate with an internship and he pushed it off until senior year

rip bozo

[north portal]

cuz i had one too and i aced that, so i geniunely think i should get one

[hardy patrol]

dawg i faked my presentation cause i didnt have access perms for a month

vp asked me a question and i just said "good point" then moved on

[north portal]

lmao

[low vale]

Hi guys I just came from a meeting with Andy Jassy

And he told me you guys are all blacklisted from amazon

Later nerds

[jaunty cove]

[hardy patrol]

still waiting for oa

[north portal]

access perms were such a shit show man, i didnt get access to downloading java for the first 2 weeks of the internship, my scrum master was straight up sending me tasks and i coudlnt even download java

[hardy patrol]

terrible

[frank knoll]

Is it like that at big tech companies?

[north portal]

who needs amazon anyways, microsoft better

in microsoft we trust

[north portal]

i wouldnt know man, i got rejected

[frank knoll]

My first internship, I didn’t start coding til 7 weeks in lolz

[jaunty cove]

why couldnt u download java

[low vale]

I'd choose microsoft over amazon after I'm a senior

[hardy patrol]

kill me or release me parasite but do not waste my time with talk

[north portal]

do they even care about 26, why would us ay that

[low vale]

Not before

[jaunty cove]

Lmao

[hardy patrol]

i got 23 grad

[north portal]

in order to download it, u needed access to the company portal for the specific enterprise version, and i just didnt get that access for like 2 weeks cuz my manager was on vacation and didnt see my request

[jaunty cove]

put 22 grad and get ft offer

[hardy patrol]

dude

every manager was on vacation for some reason

[north portal]

im 25 but i put 24

[hardy patrol]

halfway thru the internship it was a psyop

[sinful locust]

When did you apply?

[hardy patrol]

for what

[north portal]

nah idk why but my manager literally met me day 1, and then day 2 through 2x was her on a cruise

[sinful locust]

Amz Internship

[north portal]

literally no responses or anything, and my team didnt know what to give me either

[hardy patrol]

it says on the screenshot 26th aug

[sinful locust]

Lol

[hardy patrol]

[e-mail]

[quaint bolt]

Who’s fake charlie

[hardy patrol]

the 13 other charlies here

in the server

[quaint bolt]

@hardy patrol

[sinful locust]

Why are you withdrawing?

[hardy patrol]

@near dune

bro those bullet points are unhinged

[quaint bolt]

Bro I got my Amazon OA like 2/3 months after applying last year

Y’all mfs need to chill

[sinful locust]

They give bulk oa s every 2 weeks

[quaint bolt]

[hardy patrol]

early july tf

you sure you still in the process

[quaint bolt]

That’s true

[jaunty cove]

bhubaneswar

[quaint bolt]

I’m hogging up spots with my principal engineer return offer

[sinful locust]

I think they give oas in december and jan to fill seats of the people who declined their offers

[quaint bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/bink-gif-25800170

[sinful locust]

You cant know that until the application status says under review

Everything is based on your luck

Did you get a referal for amz?

Yes

The first one is amazon.jobs

The other one is amazonuniversity.jobs

Student Programs deal with internships so they should email you about an OA

They email you so make sure you check your emails everyday

And spams too

[hardy patrol]

are you in america krishna i keep thinking your in india

the nicknames fucking with me

[sinful locust]

Yes, maybe you’ll get an OA within 2 weeks

[wooden shard]

yo how long does it take to get riot phone?

[sinful locust]

I mean from now 2 weeks

Because you amz gives bulk oas to candidates and process them once a month

Many people decline their offers so to fill places they end up giving oas

Or you’ll be on the waitlist

[earnest hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/doctor-strange-doctor-strange-twirl-power-gif-12015070

[sinful locust]

Why?

[quaint bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-and-morty-portal-green-aim-gif-13882422

[spark hearth]

wtf when r they gonna stop hopping into the portals

[frigid gate]

Which company u have offer ?

[quaint bolt]

Never

How to get msft winter

[spark hearth]

did goku get banned

[sinful locust]

Oh nice !! But amz does pay well also many people just accept the offers and then also switch but if you do that then that company will not employ you for a year atleast

[spark hearth]

why

[quaint bolt]

Fr bro

[sinful locust]

I got rejected from Microsoft

F microsoft

[quaint bolt]

If anyone’s got a responsive recruiter pls ask on my behalf ty

[sinful locust]

Resume screening stage lol

[quaint bolt]

The person who sent you the email about the offer

Should be your recruiter

[sinful locust]

In big tech its just which pays you the best because work culture and everything is the same

[sinful locust]

Your experience be it any company is totally dependent on your manager and team

[hardy patrol]

did you get rejected just now

[sinful locust]

Last week

[hardy patrol]

im guessing you applied early aug

[crisp berry]

why is uber testing in prod

[sinful locust]

Yes

[hardy patrol]

theyre still vetting old apps its agonizing

[spark hearth]

💀

I applied

APPLY EVERYYONE

I APPLIED CUZ UBER GHOSTED ME

[sinful locust]

uber ghosted me too

i'm blacklisted

[crisp berry]

how do you check your status

i saw some people talking about checking uber career portal

but wheres the option

[sinful locust]

Full stack Python ^

@honest spire are you applying in USA or India?

Ahh nice

[spark hearth]

apply

[wooden shard]

send link

[sinful locust]

Bro most companies ghost you

Yes

These OAs are boring af I have like 6/7 OAs and I just dont want to do them anymore

[onyx heron]

Real

[sinful locust]

Mine must be 99% lol

[proud crag]

@sleek pike u do twitch oa by any chance

im curious if its easy enough to do half tired

if anyones doen it pls lmk

should i be awake for htis

[sinful locust]

Does google and apple also send you oa?

[hardy patrol]

@proud crag heads up i put anyone who dms me from here on blast

[sinful locust]

I heard they have phone calls

[hardy patrol]

and no i didnt do twitch oa

[sinful locust]

Directly

Damm

[proud crag]

idk what u mean

like u leak the dms?

[sinful locust]

i need grad school just for internship

[hardy patrol]

i make fun of them here yes

[sinful locust]

😭😂 same

Tf is that

I have applied to every google role never recieved an oa - Summer 2022, Fall 2022, Spring 2023 and now summer 2023

[onyx heron]

😂😂