#2023_summer

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agile yew
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they might give me phone but i know id fail it because im just not prepared right now

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should i hold off for a little while before emailing them?

sinful locust
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no

agile yew
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if i met them in person shouldnt i follow up and connect ?

sinful locust
agile yew
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is it a bad idea ?

sinful locust
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idk why you asked tho KEKW

agile yew
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i was more asking about the phone

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and my question was whether i should hold off not whether i should just not email them

sinful locust
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whichever you want

agile yew
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thanks

violet kelp
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anyone do the doordash OA? how was it?

glacial sail
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Any Canadians here know which US companies are sponsoring a visa or which specially aren't that used to do it? (Like Doordash/apple arent's sponsoring)

sinful locust
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what is it? make ping in rust?

frigid gate
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you ?

sinful locust
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Ye

frigid gate
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that's suck

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why so many people set design

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did u done well or not

sinful locust
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It wasn’t bad I just forgot how to pass in class parameters

frigid gate
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OOP design ?

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bruh

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really ?

sinful locust
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Yep

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I forgot how to do stuff like parameter -> class in python lol

frigid gate
sinful locust
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Been grinding algo bruh

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Nah I got all the function algo correct just didn’t know how to pass the parameter 💀

frigid gate
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they ask u directly like this ?

sinful locust
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Yea

frigid gate
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bruh that's good

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they ask me to design cache

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I like

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wait wtf ?

sinful locust
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LRU?

frigid gate
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nope

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not LRU

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just cache in BST

sinful locust
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Breh

frigid gate
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I though it was hashmap

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but no

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I should use BST

sinful locust
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bro who is open

frigid gate
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a Chinese guy interview me

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hard ask f

sinful locust
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why is it all closed

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Yestarday

low vale
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Should i even bother doing my other finals?

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im not gonna take them over amz

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probably

frigid gate
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wait what was his name ?

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maybe it 's the same as me today

sinful locust
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Gave his initials

frigid gate
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nah

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so it does not him

sinful locust
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

low vale
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expedia oa is not an actual oa

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its a personality test type thing

frigid gate
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I hate design question

violet kelp
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wait usually when a company says we have like x days to complete an OA. Is it from the time they sent the email

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or at midnight?

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cause I have an OA that would be due tomorrow noon if it's according to the time the email was sent

past comet
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skill issue

sinful locust
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imma apply just cuz sushi blocked me

grand dagger
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full

sinful locust
teal plover
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you're tripping

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haskell is s tier

jaunty cove
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Lmao

agile yew
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not listed because its beta shit

random apex
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what about scratch?

ivory basalt
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How long does it take for citadel to get back to people after the final onsite (asking for friend)

spark hearth
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@north portal did u get rejected from amazon?

sinful locust
sinful locust
hardy patrol
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applied to msft and 7 days later got phone

jaunty cove
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also glad you put latex in d tier

quaint bolt
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I wish I were this cracked

jaunty cove
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nope

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best company that comes here is amazon

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🤣

hardy patrol
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either hes cracked or hes in like lithuana or some shit cause europe processing apps already

jaunty cove
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@icy peak

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charlei what happened

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the last few days youve been all about msft

hardy patrol
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i have tunnel vision im becoming the thing i hate the most

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also frankly msft hits like every checkbox im looking for

safe minnow
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💀

hardy patrol
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  • in nyc
  • 190k~ ng
  • insane wlb
  • brag to my dad
jaunty cove
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  • use C#
sinful locust
jaunty cove
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no its not

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tf

safe minnow
jaunty cove
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C#

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too high

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oh

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the beaver

safe minnow
jaunty cove
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its go

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i think

turbid marten
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based

jaunty cove
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s tier languages are rust python c and julia (maybe)

turbid marten
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Last I tried rust it hurt my head

jaunty cove
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would you take 500k tc or 200k tc

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why?

safe minnow
jaunty cove
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because i want money

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and 200k is a lot of money

jaunty cove
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just in general

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200 is still a lot

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the average cost of living in USA

safe minnow
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If we assume average 200k WLB and average 500k WLB, 500k

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But not long term

wary harbor
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yo does codility monitor your screen

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?

jaunty cove
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i dont think so

wary harbor
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im just askin

safe minnow
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I think if they monitor your screen they will always give you a prompt

wary harbor
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i might accidently do something

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OA?

jaunty cove
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the only software companies that come to ucsb are amazon and companies that make extremely dangerous weapons

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kind of based

wary harbor
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is it similar to LC or nah

wary harbor
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lol what u get?

wary harbor
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bro ur score

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dang

jaunty cove
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codility doesnt provide al ot of test cases tho

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in my experience

agile yew
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is Technical Program Management a high-tier internship ?

sinful locust
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go-pher

agile yew
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or would Software Engineering be better ? I would rather go into APM instead of SWE obviously

agile yew
jaunty cove
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i thought u wanted to do quant

agile yew
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long term more interested in leadership / PM in big tech

soft basin
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fuck golang

agile yew
wary harbor
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oh alright did u lood at docs online?

jaunty cove
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good idea

agile yew
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im not smart enough at maths for quant

jaunty cove
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why not

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just memorize funny probability brainteaser thats every question ive seen on the oas

agile yew
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dont u actually have to be good at maths ?

jaunty cove
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idk i dont get offers

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i just do oas

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and then get rejected

wary harbor
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alright

jaunty cove
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god i m just typing

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on this server for 30m inutes

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i could have gotten hw done

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yea

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time to drink a beer

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hell yeah, ucsb

wary harbor
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yo @safe elbow was it easy or mid or hard questions?

jaunty cove
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where is the river

sinful locust
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better list

wary harbor
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word

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alright

sinful locust
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should i do it for atlassian and msft

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i dont want atlassian tbh but i have no offers

wary harbor
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yo is R good?

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as a langauge

jaunty cove
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atlassian makes a lot of dashboards i feel like

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like their producti s making dashboards as a service

sinful locust
jaunty cove
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look at jira

sinful locust
jaunty cove
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all their products

sinful locust
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infinite tickets

jaunty cove
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its dashboards all the way down

sinful locust
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appsec might be cool tho

jaunty cove
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is it for security

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specificaly

late terrace
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@sleek pike

sinful locust
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unless there is a functional programming or compiler or OS internship
assume i mean security

late terrace
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dont

sinful locust
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they ask leetcode tho craughing

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for frickin dashboard

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sub-uber tier

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company

jaunty cove
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Lol

late terrace
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viasat mid

earnest hatch
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Why ViaSat?

jaunty cove
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that sounds like them coping

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Tbh

sinful locust
jaunty cove
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it sounds like when iwas doing the optiver trading oa and the system was like "we know when youre using a calculator"

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What the fk

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is this uc berkely

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your kidding

late terrace
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sure you had a good intern experience

jaunty cove
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eecs 😐

late terrace
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but the company itself does not have a good future

jaunty cove
late terrace
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massive debt + they keep hc below what they actually need to grow + don't really seem to care about growth

low vale
jaunty cove
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and asm is the middle bc i dont understand it

low vale
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ruby is a very mid language

jaunty cove
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hypothetically its a good language

low vale
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hypothetically javascript is s tier

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well actually it is s tier

jaunty cove
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js is used for web dev therefore its f tier

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yes

late terrace
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js is not s simply because typescript exists

jaunty cove
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a week ago

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they ddint respond

low vale
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rust wasm and ruby on rails

sinful locust
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if there is null language is mid automatically

sinful locust
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no abstract types -> below B tier auto

jaunty cove
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this tier list is not logical

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but it makes sense to me

low vale
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based

sinful locust
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imagine not using PLs research in designing your language

late terrace
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cant wait for PL course 😋

sinful locust
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thats like making a cake without a recipe blindfolded

jaunty cove
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no its kind of based

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just like

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wouldnt it be cool if my language was like this

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and then make it

jaunty cove
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doesnt matter if the out come is do shit

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asl ong as the concept is cool

late terrace
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@sleek pike lets get lunch sometime

spark hearth
safe minnow
jaunty cove
safe minnow
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Big facts

sinful locust
late terrace
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we go to same school

north portal
# spark hearth timeline?

Applied July 5th, OA august 11th, Final Invitation August 15th, Final Interview Sept 26th, Rejected today

safe minnow
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Where’s postgresql

jaunty cove
spark hearth
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this is wrong, java should be Sq

sinful locust
sinful locust
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python's performance is doodoo

north portal
jaunty cove
safe minnow
north portal
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actually im pretty sure the rejection is cuz my technical was shit

late terrace
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i got trolled ig

spark hearth
jaunty cove
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Cython thanos

north portal
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cuz behavioural i did well on, but the thing is I didnt get optimal for my question

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and it was lc easy

low vale
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my tier list is objectively correct

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for me KEKW

sinful locust
jaunty cove
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intersting

sinful locust
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if not all bugs are found on compiling automatically B tier or below

jaunty cove
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Lmao

north portal
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java is an easy A

jaunty cove
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what do u think about unsafe rust

north portal
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java is great

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i love java

low vale
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java is a D based on the fact that Kotlin exists

safe minnow
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This is objectively correct

jaunty cove
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i love java copium

spark hearth
jaunty cove
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agreed

north portal
spark hearth
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lol

jaunty cove
north portal
jaunty cove
north portal
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my main language has been java

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so i just default to it for interviews

late terrace
agile yew
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damn wtf imc recruiter has closed linkedin

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imc is shit

low vale
jaunty cove
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agreed

sinful locust
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say that everytime you debug None is not subscriptable and
Segmentation fault

agile yew
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the c in imc is for crap

gloomy moon
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should you put project that you are currently working on on resume

agile yew
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do they get paid well ?

jaunty cove
gloomy moon
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kk ill just bs the description

earnest hatch
sinful locust
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does java compiler tell you all bugs no
D tier automatically

late terrace
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modern c++ is goated
rust close

jaunty cove
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tf

agile yew
late terrace
sinful locust
safe minnow
late terrace
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if they ask

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only

agile yew
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smart pointers arent cool

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smart pointers are fucked

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std::idontfuckingcare_ptr

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i dont get smart pointers

sinful locust
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if only there was language that prevented all bugs with pointers kermit_think

agile yew
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code is fckng harder with smart pointers

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why tf u want ownership protection

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Memory leaks are what keeps you the job anyways dumbfucks

sinful locust
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thats why

late terrace
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rustaceans are worse than arch fangirls

agile yew
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yea but u realise u wouldnt be paid if there werent bugs right

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C is great language for a reason

sinful locust
agile yew
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also cobol

sinful locust
safe minnow
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Can you have a seizure while working out

agile yew
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bro learn cobol and fortran and get overpaid for working on ancient banking systems

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OP strategy

sinful locust
agile yew
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u dont even do much work because if u change anything the entire fucking thing breaks

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goated

agile yew
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why r they overworked ?

jaunty cove
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DUDE JUST READ 10 BOOKS ON TEMPLATE METAPROGRAMMING IN C++ DUDE JUST LEARN LVALUES/RVALUES DUDE JUST LEARN MOVE SEMANTICS DUDE JUST READ CPPREFERENCE DUDE JUST FIND INTERNSHIPS AND TAKE CLASSES WITH LARGE PROJECTS DUDE JUST DO EVERYTHING AT COMPILE TIME DUDE JUST READ EFFECTIVE MODERN C++ AND DO MORE PROJECTS IN C++ DUDE JUST LEARN PYTHON AND MEMORIZE LINEAR ALGEBRA LIBRARIES IN BOOST

sinful locust
jaunty cove
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ITS A GOOD LANGUAGE

late terrace
agile yew
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why would i use dog shit for a project ?

sinful locust
low vale
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arguing over languages is pointless

agile yew
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fact is its dumb to do a proj in rust

sinful locust
low vale
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you work with what you're employed with

agile yew
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there are no rust jobs

agile yew
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HASKELL

jaunty cove
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my internship starts on monday and i get to use rust

low vale
agile yew
sinful locust
# agile yew HASKELL

incorrect there is no exhaustive pattern matching for scheme or haskell
there is actually a mathematical proof on it

agile yew
jaunty cove
agile yew
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scheme is literally a metaprogramming environment

agile yew
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to program in scheme ur metaprogrammign

sinful locust
low vale
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they have a few open source ocaml projects

agile yew
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also i dont want to code

sinful locust
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it is impossible to have a bug

low vale
agile yew
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is that a feature in rust ?

sinful locust
jaunty cove
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guys unions make no sense to me

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why the fk would i ever use a union

low vale
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union of what?

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sets?

jaunty cove
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no

low vale
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or union find

jaunty cove
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like in C or rust

agile yew
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bro

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u use unions when you want to merge a data type

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its like (union x y)

sinful locust
jaunty cove
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so its oop basically

north portal
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C++ is a language i want to learn and use

agile yew
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usually unions of structs are used

north portal
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but idk where to start with it

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like java u learn in school

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python is an extra class provided

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but nothign for c++ and im too lazy and dumb to self learn it

low vale
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like most of software

safe minnow
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That’s weird

low vale
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you learn by doing

jaunty cove
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do this

agile yew
jaunty cove
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just read these 10 c++ books ok

agile yew
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no time to read cpp book

safe minnow
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My school has c++, Python and Java in the required sequence

agile yew
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so boring

north portal
safe minnow
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I thought that was the norm

agile yew
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any programming book 😴

north portal
low vale
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mine has cpp and python in the sequence and also verilog but that doesn't count

safe minnow
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C# KEKW

jaunty cove
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i dont think books are very good for learning computer science

north portal
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or C

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i cant remember

agile yew
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for computer science yes good

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for programming no UNLESS its a really good book

sinful locust
safe minnow
north portal
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oh nvm

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its C

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yea

agile yew
low vale
north portal
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actually theres no python its only C and Java

jaunty cove
agile yew
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i wonder whether carbon will take off

sinful locust
low vale
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have you experimented with that part of rust?

jaunty cove
sinful locust
jaunty cove
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its not good for front end

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💀

agile yew
sinful locust
agile yew
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sounds like those clubs

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forgot what theyre called the party thing

jaunty cove
agile yew
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nice pic colin

sinful locust
jaunty cove
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idk what im doing

sinful locust
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enum for web error codes thanospog

jaunty cove
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tho

agile yew
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as is said i got nothing against the actual language

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its just shit name shit marketing shit logo

jaunty cove
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tf

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the name is cool

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the logo is cool

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why does marketing matter

agile yew
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so i can tell everyone how cool i am because i code in x

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if x = c++ everyone goes WOW!

jaunty cove
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yea

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yea but

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rust is evrne more

agile yew
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if x = rust everyone goes 🤓 !

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maybe

jaunty cove
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imo

agile yew
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ill try rust one day

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im just an illiterate hater

frigid gate
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anyone have amz offer without fully optimized Amz final ?

sinful locust
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only issue with Rust is kinda hard to read for noobs

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OCaml is better for this imo

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fuck i want to code something in OCaml

jaunty cove
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what

grand bane
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freakin Krishna Das ❄ bro

jaunty cove
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Yea

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just do it

low vale
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Lads, I'm thinking of just ending recruiting season right here

grand bane
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what offers u got tanz

jaunty cove
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same except i have no offers

low vale
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none of my current finals are better than the offers i have rn

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amz and pltr

grand bane
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wait for google final/reject

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that's what i'm doing

low vale
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i'll try for like a few more companies like g, meta, tiktok, stripe etc

grand bane
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fuuuuuck meta

low vale
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but im not doing any more

grand bane
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stripe is good

low vale
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not finishing dropbox or atlassian or any of that

jaunty cove
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oh yea

sinful locust
low vale
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im gonna

grand bane
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dropbox atlassian mid tier

low vale
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no

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resume screened

frigid gate
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anyone have amz offer without fully optimized Amz final ? really ?

low vale
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me

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well

jaunty cove
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no

low vale
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maybe it was optimized idk

grand bane
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idk if my solution was optimal

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it was good

low vale
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i had a sys design question and explained pretty well

warped daggerBOT
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mrterrificmiracle asks: dropbox >> uber

low vale
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but didn't hit everything i probably should have

violet kelp
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Well rip my doordash chances

grand bane
violet kelp
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Didn’t get either question with full cause I ran into runtime errors

low vale
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yeah, a few other ppl got it too

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weird

warped daggerBOT
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mrterrificmiracle asks: amazon > doordash

grand bane
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defo strange

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doordash > amz but not by a ton

warped daggerBOT
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mrterrificmiracle asks: uber > lyft

frigid gate
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for Amz final I got design system

random apex
frigid gate
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suck

grand bane
random apex
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i got sys design in 3/3 of my bytedance interviews

grand bane
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😐

jaunty cove
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solve super egg drop

random apex
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but likely cuz i took sys design coursework

grand bane
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after redfin, ddog, amz, defense contractor interviews not 1 had any semblance of sys design

random apex
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my other friends didnt get

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they were asked to explain http get request

frigid gate
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but I got f*** design and 3 follow up each time I answer through a question

grand bane
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explaining http get barely qualifies as sys design

random apex
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so for bytedance/tiktok likely is enough if you revise wtv you have on resume

warped daggerBOT
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mrterrificmiracle asks: tiktok > uber

safe minnow
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Wait system design and not OOD right?

cosmic cradle
low vale
random apex
jaunty cove
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partition graph into cycles

safe minnow
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Tbh how do you study system design

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For intern level

warped daggerBOT
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Ken Ω asks: amazon > redfin

sinful locust
random apex
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ffs the only emai i get now is from kfc

sinful locust
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only email i get now is rejection

random apex
grand bane
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only emails i get are from brennan delsing

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gotta delete ripplematch bruh

random apex
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ayo jumpstart hows it going

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good shit man

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what do you have for next week

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no way

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final?

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good shit

grand bane
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sheeeeesh

random apex
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atb man

hardy patrol
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i just want either zon msft or pinterest and i will literally never worry about this shit again

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at least until i switch jobs in 2 years

random apex
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i regret booking for a cruise next week 😭

low vale
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fuck i still have a bunch of places to look for

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before i can stop

random apex
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where he from?

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im waiting for my referral to go through

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no wonder

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mines not even target sch so

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is uiuc good? first time hearing it recently

grand bane
random apex
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im so ignorant lol

grand bane
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addicted to the rat race

safe minnow
random apex
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gotcha ty @hidden mural

random apex
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my friends are freshmen there

grand bane
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get an amz offer and dip

jaunty cove
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four color theorem
there are only four colors

low vale
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its not even like im not happy with amz

random apex
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proof by counterexample: fifth colour

low vale
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this sub conditioned me into wanting prestige

grand bane
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i believe what you are experiencing is "greed"

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:)

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we are all about that life here

random apex
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in reality theres only 1 colour we are all just high af

random apex
grand bane
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although i've already canceled most of my interviews

jaunty cove
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theres always going to be someone ahead of you in some way

random apex
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maybe you wanna go knock on them and ask

grand bane
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you don't have the prestige formula?

random apex
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in chinese theres a saying theres always a mountain higher

low vale
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Yeah I feel that, especially since I'm thinking of graduating a year early

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so many people ahead of me

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even if i get zon

random apex
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my ceo is 23 yo

grand bane
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@sand coral here's prestige formula

low vale
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even if i get goog, there would still be tens of thousands

earnest hatch
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There's no certain timeline you need to get x internship by, just go at your own pace

random apex
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my friend @ 24 raised 7 mil for his startup as a sophomore

grand bane
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infinite resume value

random apex
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maybe instead go ahead and connect with them, see what they have that you dont and learn from them

grand bane
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there's always gonna be mit people that get auto jane street offer

random apex
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its always good to have connections like this

jaunty cove
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statistically there will be 3.5+ billion people ahead of you

grand bane
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but fuck em

random apex
jaunty cove
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that would be at least 100 dollars

random apex
low vale
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I feel you but one of the founders of snap had 0 internships when they graduated

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so you're ahead of the snap founders

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:^)

random apex
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1 $DOGE

grand bane
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bill gates also had 0 internships

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nor graduated

low vale
#

he had a rich mom

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and stole code

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

random apex
#

so its my mom not me

jaunty cove
#

alexandr wang didnt even graduate from school! youre ahead of the curve

grand bane
#

steve jobs couldnt solve a leetcode easy

jaunty cove
#

steve jobs wasnt a developer

random apex
#

was alexandr wang the one who rejected joma

low vale
#

yeah

grand bane
random apex
#

lololol

#

ok bye guys i got tickets to clear

jaunty cove
#

ada lovelace couldnt solve two sum

sinful locust
#

Why did you burn something again
I'm sorry, but over the past couple of weeks I've gotten really frustrated with how you've managed the kitchen
A couple weeks ago you cooked some pasta I bought without asking me. Then you proceeded to continue to leave that pot in the fridge (if you're not going to eat it, please throw it away). Earlier this week you left a large scrap in the sink and there were ants everywhere. You keep burning stuff, and every time this whole place smells like smoke and it's a fire hazard. You don't keep your scraps off the kitchen island. You don't clear the drying rack when the stuff is dry. You don't put stuff away in the correct place all the time. And you have never been proactive about cleaning the kitchen. It needs to stay clean or else it's going to get ants and we're going to have problems.
Also you need to throw away food you won't eat, there are so many old bananas on the counter
I think if you are capable of improving how you manage our kitchen, do it. If you don't I wonder if you'd be better served living on campus, where you'd have a dorm attendant who can help you manage your living space and also clean up for you. I also think you would benefit from seeing more people around and talking to them and trying to make friends rather than just holing yourself in your room all day (I travel to campus every day and for several hours every weekend). Just something to think about. But right now I don't think you're being served well living here and I think you should consider whether is right for you
Also this is more of a personal issue but could you please turn the lights on downstairs it's often dark when I come in and I hate it

low vale
grand bane
#

turing couldn't initialize a class

teal plover
#

@hearty river why ping

sinful locust
#

my roommate is insane

safe minnow
#

@hearty river

#

hellop

jaunty cove
#

just dont respond

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or react to the message with a thumbs up

sinful locust
safe minnow
#

k

#

Just send that

low vale
#

colin

sinful locust
#

he says i stay inside even tho i leave everyday

low vale
#

you wanted to become a quant trader right

sinful locust
jaunty cove
safe minnow
#

Yes, that's why I asked to clarify

low vale
#

why not just trade with your own money and outperform janestreet

#

1000000% gains

jaunty cove
#

thats what im going to do after i retire

#

and become a house dj

grand bane
#

write your own market algos

low vale
#

seems like a quick way to no longer be able to retire lol

jaunty cove
#

idk

#

if i spend enough time on this discord i will learn enough about trading through osmosis style learning

#

to write a self correcting model

low vale
#

easiest way to become a millionaire is inheriting, second is starting out as a billionaire

jaunty cove
# sinful locust https://tenor.com/view/subtronics-subtronicsnope-gif-14864265

Why did you burn something again
I'm sorry, but over the past couple of weeks I've gotten really frustrated with how you've managed the kitchen
A couple weeks ago you cooked some pasta I bought without asking me. Then you proceeded to continue to leave that pot in the fridge (if you're not going to eat it, please throw it away). Earlier this week you left a large scrap in the sink and there were ants everywhere. You keep burning stuff, and every time this whole place smells like smoke and it's a fire hazard. You don't keep your scraps off the kitchen island. You don't clear the drying rack when the stuff is dry. You don't put stuff away in the correct place all the time. And you have never been proactive about cleaning the kitchen. It needs to stay clean or else it's going to get ants and we're going to have problems.
Also you need to throw away food you won't eat, there are so many old bananas on the counter
I think if you are capable of improving how you manage our kitchen, do it. If you don't I wonder if you'd be better served living on campus, where you'd have a dorm attendant who can help you manage your living space and also clean up for you. I also think you would benefit from seeing more people around and talking to them and trying to make friends rather than just holing yourself in your room all day (I travel to campus every day and for several hours every weekend). Just something to think about. But right now I don't think you're being served well living here and I think you should consider whether is right for you
Also this is more of a personal issue but could you please turn the lights on downstairs it's often dark when I come in and I hate it

jaunty cove
sinful locust
jaunty cove
#

if i coast at faang i can get enough to invest

low vale
#

if you coast at faang you earn enough without investing

#

to end up a millionaire

jaunty cove
#

your right

low vale
#

I am

jaunty cove
#

but what if i could retire a bit earlier and have my full time job be building trading models

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for a few years

grand bane
#

if u invest early u can be frank niu

jaunty cove
#

and then actually retire

#

and die instantly

low vale
grand bane
#

ex netflix tech lead

#

tik tokker

jaunty cove
#

not risky enough

north portal
#

im at rock bottom

grand bane
#

trade all salary on dogecoin longs

low vale
#

thats asking to lose money

north portal
#

i am going down the level.fyi list from lowest salary and applying to everything

jaunty cove
jaunty cove
#

JUST BUY TSLA BRO JUST LEARN DATA SCIENCE AND MACHINE LAERNING AND ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE BRO JUST USE LINEAR REGRESSION BRO JUST READ THIS BOOK ON ALGO TRADING BRO

low vale
#

The easiest way to win the stock market is to be a politician

jaunty cove
#

#wearemarketmakers

random apex
#

just buy jpegs bro

jaunty cove
#

Lmao

slow quarry
# jaunty cove JUST BUY TSLA BRO JUST LEARN DATA SCIENCE AND MACHINE LAERNING AND ARTIFICIAL IN...

BRO JUST LEARN FULLSTACK JAVASCRIPT FRORM HTML CSS BOOTSTRAP NODE EXPRESS EJS TEMPLATING ENGINE REACT CSS FRAMWORK REDUX MONGOOSE ORM MONGODB THEN MAKE 4 PROJECTS ENDING AT THE TOP WITH WITH A REACT FRONTEND NODE BACKEND AND A SQL/MONGO/FIRESTORE/REDIS DATABASE HOST THAT SHIT ON AWS EC2 RDS NETFLIFY HEROKU NPM DOCKER AND TYPE TYHEM UP WITH TYPESCRIPT WITH ALL THAT GREEN IN MONEY AND ON GITHUB SQUARES AND HOST THOSE PROJECTS ALL ON A DOCKER INSTANCE THEN DO A DATA STRUCTURES CLASS GOING OVER LINKED LISTS SORTING ARRAYS BIANRY SEARCH QUEUES STACKS DEQUEUS GRAPHS PRIORITY QUEUES DFS BFS BIT MANIPULATION GREEDY DP HASHMAP AND TREEMAP RECURSION MEMOIZATION AND TABULATION THEN DO GROKKING THE CODING INTERVIEW PATTERN BY PATTERN NON CHALLENGE THEN CHALLENGE NEXT WITH THE PATTERNS SLIDING WINDOW TWO POINTERS FAST AND SLOW POINTERS MERGE INTERVALS CYCLIC SORT REVERSE LINKED LIST DFS BFS PERMUTATIONS AND COMBINATIONS SUBSETS AND BINMARY SEARCH XOR TOP K WAY MERGE TOP SORT THEN DO GROKKING DYNAMIC PROGRAMMING FOCUSING ON THE 5 PATTERNS 0/1 KNAPSACK UNLIMITED KNAPSACK FIBONACCHI NUMBERS PALINDROMIC SUBSEQUENCE LONGEST COMMON SUBSTRING THEN DO BLIND 50 THEN BLIND 75 THEN NEETCODE 150 FOR TOPICS PREP AND GRIND 169 FOR RAW INTERVIEW PREP THEN SEAN PRASHAD PATTERNS THEN LEETCODE TOP MEDIUMS AND HARDS AND THEN LEETCODE TOP 100 AND TOP INTERVIEW QUESTIONS THEN DO COMPANY TAGGED BAM BAM BLAM BLAM THEN DO LEETCODE DAILIES EVERY DAY THEN DO THE CONTEST 1 EASY 2 MEDIUMS 1 BRUTE FORCE 1 OPTIMIZED THEN 1 HARD RINSE REPEAT RINSE REPEAT THEN LEARN SYSTEM DESIGN FROM SYSTEM DESIGN PRIMER AND GROKKING SYSTEM DESIGN CAP THEOREM PARITION TOLERANCE WEAK/EVENTUAL/STRONG CONSITENCY AVAILABILITY PASTTERNS DNS CDNS LOAD BALANCESRS ACTIVE PASSIVE ACTIVE 4 AND 7 LOAD REVERSE PROXY MICROSERVICES MASTER SLAVE/MASTER BDSM REPLICATION SHARDINF TUNING NOSQL SQL GRAPH DB CACHING C/S ASYNCHONOUS TASKS QUEUES TCP UDP RPC REST LEARN C OR RUST WITH OS BUILD YOUR OWN KERNEL CONCURRENCY VIRTUALIZATION PERSISTENCY IS YOUR PRIORITY QUEUE ORDER READ OSTEP FRONT AND BACK LIKE YOUR HOMIES BULGING DEQUE FOLOW A CHAPTER A DAY KEEPS THOSE REJECTIONS AWAY THEN LEARN C++ CONCURRENCY THREAD THEN JOIN ADOPT THAT HOMIE THEN DETACH FUCK THAT HOMIE AVOID DATA RACES BY LOCKING HIS ASS UP IN JAIL WITH A MUTEX THEN SWITCH TO ASYNC AWAIT IN JAVASRIPT NOW IN C++ MAIING SURE TO MAINTAIN A SHARED POINTER BETWEEN UR HOMIES COCKS AND UR ASSHOLE THEN LEARN DISTRIBUTED SYSTEMS MAP REDUCE RPC GFS BACKUP REPLICATION FAULT TALUERANCE IN RAFT ZOOKEEPER CHAIN CONSITENCY CAHCE CONSISTENCY DSITRIBUTED TRANSACTIONS SPANNER MORE LIKE SPAN THAT ASSHOLE ONCE UR DONE WITH THIS OPTIMISTIC CONCURRENCY BIG DATA HADOOP APACHE SPARK MEMCACHED FORK CONSISTENCY AND THE BLOCKCHAIN NFT AND FRESHMAN YEAR GET INTERNSHIP AT NO NAME STARTUP THEN SOPHOMORE YEAR FAANG FEEDER THEN JUNIOR YEAR FAANG TIER COMPANY THEN GAP YEAR GET TEH BAG WITH HFT INTERNSHIP OR COP THAT SHIT EARLY IN NEW GRAD LIKE A CHAMP START OFF WITH 300-500K NEW GRAD MAKE SURE UR PERFORMANCE SO GOOD THE SENIOR ENGINEER STARTS DRINK HOTSAUCE AND HAVE MY ANAL PROLAPSED AFTER WEEKS OF OPIODS AND NOT SHITTING FOR MONTHS AND THEN GETTING LAXATIVES ON THE WAY TO A HALF DAYS WORTH OF SHITTING BRICKS THAN LISTEN TO A USAMO MIT CS KID PUTTING IN 80HRS A WEEK IN HS SAY HE DIDNT TRY AND GET UR SHIT A PROMOTION INCREASE IN UR SECOND YEAR THEN 750K 3RD YEAR BREAK 7 FIGURES 5TH YEAR START MAKING MILLIONS AND UR 10TH YEAR U EAT THE TECH LEADS AND HEAD OF TRADING DESKS FOR AN 8 FIGURES AND TAKE OVER AS BACKSTACB CTO CEO IN MIAMI WHEN HE TOOK HALF A SHOT AND GOT SO BUZZED AND DRUNK HE DID A LEETCODE PROBLEM WITH A JANE STREET TRADER AND BEOMCE A FUCKING BILLIONAIRE WHILE PROGRAMMER HUMOR AND WEBDEV SAY UR LVIING IN POVERTY MAKING BILLIONS A YEAR 90% OF UR INCOME GOING TO RENT THE REST GOING TO COL COL FUCK COL UR LVIING IN THE SLUMS OF THE SOUTH SIDE BARELY STARVING AS A BILLIONAIRE BC NO FREE HEALTHCARE EVEN THO U GOT INSUREANCE AHAHAHHAAHAH GOOFY ASS MF U PLAYED URSELF

gloomy moon
#

why are the recommended resumes in the thread so weird to edit

jaunty cove
#

Hello Twitter short sellers & daily stock market manipulators using illegal tactics to steal, cheat, and yet still lose. All will be held accountable by Americans.

jaunty cove
#

Citadel Securities, fairly sure y'all cellar-boxed Hertz & Revlon into bankruptcy.

not this time. not on my watch, Citadel Securities.

#

In honor of the firemen and veterans that served in 9/11 - close your short positions of amc/ape so that we man all proceed with our lives. The sooner you close, the sooner you can move on and recover your losses. Time is money after all. The ball’s in your court.

low vale
#

You need that

#

dw, if you end up in the same city as me

#

I'll give you a hug

jaunty cove
#

You are training people for white collar crime. It’s interesting that Griffin complains about crime in Chicago while his firm is implementing nefarious tactics and training young people to be a part of a net short firm who pays media to distort a company’s business dealings. Citadel is a threat to everyone.

slow quarry
#

still got time

#

still got time

#

just 95 more cold emails

#

and thena fter that hundreds of followups

low vale
#

didn't you already get a faang tier offer?

slow quarry
#

not for 2023

low vale
#

you'll get amz

jaunty cove
#

holy fk

low vale
#

meta -> amz -> billionaire pipeline

coarse vigil
#

Let’s see what the time complexity on this will be

#

Please don’t reject

jaunty cove
#

amz -> become trader at 32 -> retire at 35, move to alaska, and become a dj pipeline

grand bane
jaunty cove
#

bro

coarse vigil
#

oh well

jaunty cove
#

imo just say

lets get coffee on monday, i know this spot called __

#

thats my opinion tho

#

good luck 🙏

turbid marten
#

gl with the behavioral problems

#

"Im under ur floorboards. Can I stay the night?"

hardy patrol
#

erm would y-you want to uh maybe get coffee or something lol

turbid marten
#

the awkward rizz

#

underrated play

hardy patrol
#

good luck though

jaunty cove
#

i m not going to judge

#

i was like that a few years ago

hardy patrol
#

same

spark hearth
hardy patrol
#

send a pic of you doing 👉 👈

coarse vigil
#

i think shes sleeping rn

#

hopefully no ghost

spark hearth
coarse vigil
ivory basalt
spark hearth
#

a cs major giving advice to another cs major

jaunty cove
#

i get bitches copium

hardy patrol
#

i need to get an iphone cause i got this girls number from class and after i sent a text her only reply was "lmao do you have android" and then ghosted me

ivory basalt
#

this is why apple is always going to stay on top

hardy patrol
#

my only two options now are to either never buy apple out of spite or cave into peer pressure and consoom

jaunty cove
#

1

#

tinder OA late feb -> phone 1 day later -> on site hookup late feb -> gf offer early march

hardy patrol
#

this convo giving me whiplash i need to go outside

jaunty cove
#

5

#

or 12 depending on how u look at it

slow quarry
#

<@&868936794601828492> plz pin dogesmile

jaunty cove
#

2 minutes

jaunty cove
#

a lot

#

fk tinder

near swallow
#

Wait who pinned

slow quarry
north portal
old kelp
#

They gonna make us try to learn all these shits and then assign us a small project about DynamoDB 🤡

#

😭

#

One of my friends at Amazon said he had only one project for the entire summer and it didnt even take time 😭

#

Mans got paid to work with EC2 and DynamoDB for a few weeks and then chill for the last weeks

old kelp
#

He got the return offer 😭

grand bane
#

lol

#

that's all that matters

old kelp
#

But he's looking for other roles cuz he was sad with no impact

#

My interviewer was goated ngl. Kinda wish I chose Seattle and didnt fumble a bit on the coding portion

#

Their team works on recommendations and image recognition. Like that shits cool asf

low vale
#

hahahhashah

#

I'm not retired

#

fuck retirement

#

i got google phone

old kelp
#

Berry cool

#

How do people even get Google phone? I feel like I'm blacklisted from Google

grand bane
#

how long after oa?

low vale
#

did OA on the 29th

grand bane
#

nice bro

#

im gonna do oa this weekend

low vale
#

pretty good, how bout you?

low vale
#

they're 2 leetcode easies

#

like

grand bane
#

but... sleep...

low vale
#

easy even compared to other easies

grand bane
#

easier than amazon oa?

low vale
#

way easier imo

grand bane
#

that's in the bag then

low vale
#

the amazon oa i got was 2 lc meds

grand bane
#

not sure how i would specify my amazon oa q's

old kelp
#

How easy was Google OA

#

Like what type of questions

low vale
#

you on the east coast?

low vale
old kelp
low vale
#

I guess one was a string question

low vale
#

i think both were string questions actually, i'm struggling to remember what the first one was

grand bane
#

the oa's blend together sometimes

#

easiest oa i've ever done either cisco or redfin

limpid crater
#

should I do my scheduled palantir karat redo if they alr sent me reject for my first one?

stable root
#

Anyone know if Seatgeek pays for full housing or just stipend?

safe minnow
#

Nah

#

We in a rerecession

hardy patrol
#

dude singlehandedly shutdown this channel for hours after that

jaunty cove
#

I have autism plz pin this

#

Or this

#

Or this

#

Or this

random apex
#

in fact thers a swe internship from mcd

#

5k usd nubbad id say

timid river
#

anyone knows if amazon checks if you are still have a semester/quarter left after interning or can i graduate early

#

LMAO

#

thats what im thinking but they might rescind my ass

twilit wharf
#

Its been two days since my interview without offer ... ..... wtf is going on ?

obsidian olive
static spindle
#

but otherwise they have no way of knowing these things or seeing when you've graduated and what requirements you school needs unless you post about it

obsidian olive
#

they wud still reach out then

static spindle
#

and then again they might still not care

obsidian olive
static spindle
#

yes

#

all my homies hate c1

random apex
#

meta still handing out offers lul

shadow warren
#

Can you guys tell how to apply for SDE Internhsips at Bloomberg?
Because there are no SDE/SWE Internship roles open at there carrers site/lnkedin but people are still getting it.
So, where and how to find SDE Intern roles for Bloomberg?

#

Okay :((

lean pond
#

what's the average time for google to reply to an application

potent imp
#

7 years for tech lead

#

the youtuber

versed kestrel
quaint bolt
#

As for summer, they were only open for a while. They’re closed now

fervent flax
#

everythings full

gloomy moon
#

Does updating resume for Amazon do anything

frigid gate
#

u can see your location ?

gloomy moon
#

Nvm

tardy ridge
#

Anyone take Datadog final round recently?

#

And if so, how was it

primal moth
#

i did

#

it wasnt bad 2 standard lc meds

arctic pumice
#

Anyone took Cisco SDE2 intern OA?

uneven sand
#

bloombussy

soft basin
#

its fafsa time

uneven sand
#

2 days is nothing lol

spark hearth
#

2 days is nothing lol

soft basin
#

if ur worried abt 2 days ur worrying abt the wrong thing

wooden shard
#

2 days is nothing lol

soft basin
#

rn its peak traffic for a few companies so it could take up to a few weeks 💀

uneven sand
#

even without peak traffic, 2 days is really fast

#

unless you're expediting things with an offer deadline

alpine gazelle
#

Yo datadog or duolingo and why?

sinful locust
#

dog

warped daggerBOT
hardy patrol
#

gonna take pinterest in a bit

#

putting it off for too long

glad garnet
#

i am literally planning my future with roblox and i’ll be devastated if i get rejected

#

too much hopium in this one

alpine gazelle
late terrace
glad garnet
#

holy shit gl

#

optiver pays like 150/ hour right

late terrace
#

it’s like u see a random girl and u envision your entire future with her

hardy patrol
glad garnet
safe minnow
tepid forge
#

is 770 codesignal enough

#

hopium?

glad garnet
#

aim for 800+

tepid forge
#

bruh i cant

#

i already did it

hardy patrol
#

for what company

tepid forge
#

samsara

glad garnet
#

samsara is deadly

tepid forge
#

frick

#

i did 3 OA today

#

and fucked them all

#

and spent 5 hours + in total

gritty radish
late terrace
#

don’t lose hope

tepid forge
#

hudson river trading, g research and samsara

#

all failed

late terrace
#

perfect oas are not always required

tepid forge
#

samsara was my best with 770

#

hudson river trading i got 0

#

couldnt answer any

gritty radish
tepid forge
#

lmao

#

nah

#

its over for me with HRT

late terrace
#

algo dev? that one is very hard

tepid forge
#

need to pray that Samsara lets me progress with 770

tepid forge
#

it was 4 lc hard i think

gloomy moon
#

Damn

#

Hope I get easy qs for samsara

tepid forge
#

i also applied to samsar last year but got 680 on the codesignal and obvs got rejected

halcyon wedge
#

HRT working on a Saturday just to reject us dogesmile

lime jay
#

yea i quit HRT mid OA because i decided to take it while sick and the problems gave me a headache

tepid forge
#

everyone on reddit saying samsara needs 830+ on the OA

halcyon wedge
tepid forge
halcyon wedge
#

Someone here got past OA with 824

halcyon wedge
tepid forge
#

what was your last question?

halcyon wedge
#

Like 28

halcyon wedge
tepid forge
#

oh

halcyon wedge
#

Used the same gca I used for HRT

tepid forge
#

oh

#

HRT sent you gca ?

#

lucky

halcyon wedge
#

Yes

tepid forge
#

they sent me a custom test

#

too hard

safe minnow
tepid forge
#

why are investment bank interviews so much easier than tech companies

#

the IB also pay more

lime jay
#

which ones pay more

tepid forge
tepid forge
safe minnow
#

Samsara is def auto

tepid forge
#

how do you know

halcyon wedge
#

Mine took 8 days

tepid forge
#

and i got OA couple day after

halcyon wedge
#

But I applied for an EMEA position

#

So it might be different

tepid forge
#

yes i am also EMEA

#

so that means maybe i have better chance

#

they already maybe like my CV

halcyon wedge
#

We now play the waiting game prayge

#

Still have to do optiver OA

tepid forge
#

is it codesignal

halcyon wedge
#

It’s 3 different parts HideThePain

tepid forge
#

huh

halcyon wedge
#

2 hackerrank and 1 neuro

#

Yeah 🫠

#

Like HRT

tepid forge
#

wait are you applying intern or fulltime

halcyon wedge
tepid forge
#

oh i didnt know optiver was doing intern

#

but i know ill be rejected lmao

halcyon wedge
#

We all in the same sinking boat

tepid forge
#

they prob have beefy OA

#

and im wasting too much time on OA

#

do yall think trader role is easier to get into

#

damn

shadow warren
shadow warren
halcyon wedge
#

Cpp or java

shadow warren
primal moth
#

datadog or microsoft for last internship and why

shadow warren
half wren
#

has anyone done bcg sde intern oa?

north portal
#

i got mine like a week after

#

applying

wooden shard
halcyon wedge
wooden shard
#

oh bet

#

i think they havent start interviews yet

halcyon wedge
#

I remind you tho, it's EMEA

#

might be different if you're in the US

halcyon wedge
hardy patrol
#

oh boy cant wait to check action center + amazon portal

halcyon wedge
#

Been there

#

Still am KEKW

tepid forge
#

feels bad to fail every OA

north portal
hardy patrol
#

on what bruh

#

i aint even get oa

#

💀

north portal
#

nvm

tepid forge
#

amazon is open for my region yet

north portal
#

i thought u were showing ur submitted and new location after final lmao

#

im still mega coping with amazon rn

hardy patrol
#

nah theyre taking their sweet time

north portal
#

lowkey, fidelity better who needs amazon copium

#

then again fidelity still hasnt given a return offer 😔

fervent flax
#

amazon is just waiting so that all their returning intern offers expire

#

then they will get people off the wait list right?

verbal hamlet
#

Hi.. please has anyone taken Amazon OA for the intern role recently?
Would like to ask some questions pls

fervent flax
verbal hamlet
verbal hamlet
verbal hamlet
verbal hamlet
#

Ok thanks

hardy patrol
#

fidelity my backup but im reneging since i want big tech on my resume

north portal
#

cuz i applied and no response

#

but like at least lemme know i got rejected goddamn

hardy patrol
#

contact your recruiter thats weird

#

i didnt have to reinterview cause my manager gave me a performance recc

#

the locations are pretty ass tho ngl

north portal
#

yea i texted my recruiter

#

idk why i havent gotten anything, i thought maybe they just slow but literally everyones been getting shit in the past couple of weeks

grand dagger
#

death full

north portal
south oak
#

Same bro its been 3 months 🥹🥹

sinful locust
#

Why did crowdstrike reject me

#

When I rejected them first