2023_summer

[hallow scroll]

figma was like 2x the length tho

[rapid swan]

wtf from where

[low vale]

wait do they go through your project code?

[rapid swan]

I have only one reject so far

[soft basin]

bruh my dock isnt working wtfff

[rapid swan]

wot

[rapid swan]

yeah

[soft basin]

for mac

[rapid swan]

time kinda flew by tho

since the problems arent like super hard

[hallow scroll]

figma asana and google in the past 3 months

[rapid swan]

🚿

[hallow scroll]

after finals

[rapid swan]

WHAT

[hallow scroll]

nah just like discussion

[rapid swan]

THEY REJECTED U???

[hallow scroll]

yes

[rapid swan]

didnt u do good on figma

what the actual fuc

[hallow scroll]

yes

[rapid swan]

which role were u interviewing for

[hallow scroll]

7 interns so they gotta be picky

[soft basin]

damnnn bruh

riiip

[hallow scroll]

swe or whatever

swe intern

[rapid swan]

WAIT

ONLY 7 interns

[hallow scroll]

for offseason yeah

[rapid swan]

bruh Im crying

[hallow scroll]

I think summer is also probably like 10-15

[soft basin]

did u give up on amazon winter?

[hallow scroll]

yeah lol

[soft basin]

renege time 😈

i keep getting emails for grad school 💀

[hallow scroll]

nah im taking amazon most likely the only thing I would renege for would be like uh meta if I pass

[soft basin]

little do they know i am not goin

meta comes out soon i think

google comes out in 5 days

[hallow scroll]

google gonna cooldown reject me

[soft basin]

im applying for fun now lmao

[hallow scroll]

yeah same im not even leetcoding atp

if i fail interviews oh well

[soft basin]

just more practice and more connections

[hallow scroll]

yep yep

[glacial sail]

Damn anyone else with previous faang experience just getting rejected left and right? Any ideas what could be the reason?

[hallow scroll]

bruh wtf do we have the same resume

mutual servers xd

[glacial sail]

Lmaooooo

[soft basin]

jeez we have 5 mutual servers

[glacial sail]

Nah 1 of them is for my intern other 2 for fun

[soft basin]

altho i dont talk on discord too much anymore

im trying to cure being chronically online 😭

[hardy patrol]

if the faang nerds are getting rejected ill stand no chance sheesh

[glacial sail]

We might have the same resume lool

[hallow scroll]

ah okay makes sense

[soft basin]

naw trust me urs is better than mine

i have 0 internship

my first one will be next summer tho

[hardy patrol]

isnt your first a faang

[glacial sail]

Ahhh good luck!!

[soft basin]

yes but its by luck and rng

[hardy patrol]

yea thats true

waiting on nordrstrom and amazon

[hallow scroll]

stripe oa soon

[glacial sail]

Dude passing interviews != rng unless you get 2 sum

[hallow scroll]

i think he actually got 2 sum

[soft basin]

trust me i got way easier than 2sum

[glacial sail]

Bruh what’s easier than 2 sum

1 sum?

[jaunty cove]

0 sum

[hallow scroll]

sum

[hardy patrol]

reverse a string

[soft basin]

uhh dm to find out

[glacial sail]

Lmaooo

[hardy patrol]

im hoping my final is going to be some braindead lc like that and not a med dp program like the other guy above got

[glacial sail]

Like I got a flexport reject and I’m actually curious as to what’s going on? Idk if I have some major typo on my resume or something

[past comet]

Which companies give easy FTE for 2023 grads?

[hardy patrol]

i remember doing flexport last year but got denied

i should really reapply

[glacial sail]

Yeah gotta spray and pray

[hardy patrol]

oh bruh they dont have nyc locations for ft

wack

[glacial sail]

Tufff

[hallow scroll]

mfs really want people to work in chicago

[hardy patrol]

who wants to work in chicago or san fran

[hallow scroll]

nyc or bust

[hardy patrol]

💯

i mean i live here so i dont want to uproot everything and restart in some other city

[hallow scroll]

valid

tmr i wakeup with stripe phone

[rapid swan]

🚿

[soft basin]

good luck comrade

[rapid swan]

I will apply if I get rejected from figma

[soft basin]

better get applying then

[vernal furnace]

lmfao, we have even more mutual servers than that holy shit

@glacial sail you also going to amazon next summer?

[sinful oasis]

Anyone recently took Salesforce oa?

[hallow scroll]

i think its similar to hubspot

like parsing api data?

idk

gonna take it in a bit

[low vale]

i want stripe oa

[golden root]

damn levels.fyi internship list just updated with summer 2023 salaries: https://www.levels.fyi/internships/?track=Software Engineer&timeframe=Summer - 2023

[low vale]

you sure all the numbers are legit?

Some places have the same number as last year

maybe they're reusing data for some places

[golden root]

it becomes more legit as more people post their offer salaries, plus it only displays averages so if a company has HCOL and LCOL offices it may skew the data

[sinful locust]

Impossible 3 lc hards

[golden root]

sounds like snowflake

[lofty bluff]

bruh what is your about me

[jaunty cove]

Stripe OA

[low vale]

:prayge: :prayge: :prayge: Stripe OA

[jaunty cove]

its a server emote bro

are you ok

[lofty bluff]

i bet discord employees get free nitro

[obsidian olive]

i want strip oa

[cyan garnet]

how do I get internship

[sinful locust]

Has anyone heard back after stripe oa?

[cyan garnet]

can somebody please help

[cyan garnet]

they do

oh its krishna das

ew

I mean

yea

thanks

[sinful locust]

Apply to raytheon or booz alleen or research innovations inc after learning assembly buffer overflow and calling conventions.

[cyan garnet]

sushi

like the food?

I am vegetarian

I only eat grass

[cyan garnet]

wtf is raytheon

[uneven sand]

Ass?

[cyan garnet]

and ass

[uneven sand]

https://tenor.com/view/ass-gif-21606666

[obsidian olive]

i try to touch grass

[sinful locust]

Where youll be interning

[sinful locust]

Im measuring mass

[cyan garnet]

when

[cyan garnet]

same

should I make my pfp something cringe

[cold path]

Wjat did he mean by this

[cyan garnet]

I have nitro now

the power

I did

couldnt hit the gym today sadly

[uneven sand]

[cyan garnet]

I have a chem lesson to reteach myself

[cyan garnet]

I have to?

[uneven sand]

breaking bad

[cyan garnet]

someone give me smth cringe to change my server pfp to

or I might chose a character from the virgin anime

@honest spire

help me

bro gonna get muted for spam

[uneven sand]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-25090538

maine coon

[safe minnow]

👀

[rapid swan]

internship monies -> nitro pipeline

[low vale]

maybe it was because I copy pasted instead of typing it out

[stable cape]

How many people getting replies for Explore and SWE Microsoft internships?

I asked one of the engineers there, and he said Microsoft is on a hiring freeze for this quarter

So im hoping thats why i havent gotten anyuthing

"Could be because Microsoft is on hiring freeze atleast till end of this quarter."

• Engineer at Microsoft

nvm then, you just next level

that makes it even more next level lol

for explore?

oh damn wtff

insane

[hardy patrol]

everyone got a kpop pfp here bruh

[glacial sail]

Lmao I wonder if we met before - if I don't get anything better than probablyyy

[primal moth]

did u do the final yet?

[vernal furnace]

lol it's a small world so who knows

[sinful locust]

A lot

[warped dagger]

ssi asks: ban goku

[tulip aspen]

did uberstar send out interviews?

[sinful locust]

Yes

[spark hearth]

bruv

[hollow sorrel]

1week?

[hallow scroll]

stripe oa was aids

[crystal agate]

think few hours iirc?

[sinful locust]

If I get LinkedIn

Most likely

It’s gonna be Sunnyvale

I don’t wanna do LinkedIn Sunnyvale

Then amazon Sunnyvale

Most likely as in it’ll be Sunnyvale

What excuse can I make for them to let me switch to nyc

Make Amazon switch to nyc

[uneven sand]

your ex lives in sunnyvale and she’s a maniac

[sinful locust]

LinkedIn said no teams in nyc for interns

[hallow scroll]

its not leetcode

[sinful locust]

😐

[uneven sand]

LinkedIn winter is only Sunnyvale

[hallow scroll]

its like manipulating dataa

[tulip aspen]

did linkedin send interviews/OAs?

[clear oxide]

Classic stripe

[hollow sorrel]

I meant like how much time you have after you receive the email to complete the oa

[crystal agate]

oh my b it was the next day for me - some people have had within few hours tho

[hallow scroll]

it was really stupid instead of having two separate questions they have this weird way of doing it with a parameter I finished part 1 but I submitted to test my code for part 2 and no cases passed and I ran out of time

so I think it submitted the no case passing one even tho I had half cases earlier

lol

[uneven sand]

what do I do if I accidentally withdrew from amazon

[muted summit]

no we're talkin about winter

[hallow scroll]

idk I dont work

[tulip aspen]

for winter

[uneven sand]

I didn’t but I’m making sure

[muted summit]

yea they sent them a month ago i think

3 weeks maybe

[crystal agate]

wait I'm stupid af I can't read. I don't think there was like a time limit on when to complete it by

[uneven sand]

it’s too easy to click

[tulip aspen]

ah ty

[uneven sand]

also why no portal update today :(

[hallow scroll]

I do

I do nothing

👍

[sinful locust]

for winter

not for summer

[hallow scroll]

linkedin toxic for ghosting me

[uneven sand]

yea summer has nyc and probably Seattle

[hollow sorrel]

Lol dw, I was shocked when u said you may only have few hours to complete it

[sinful locust]

water eater told me it was sunnyvale, SF, NYC

[muted summit]

linkedin nyc would be sick

move to summer and get nyc pipeline 👀

[hollow sorrel]

Does linkedin offer sponsorship for international students or no

[sinful locust]

yessir

[spark hearth]

linkedin ghosting me 😦

[sinful locust]

yeah linkedin no nyc offices for winter

so i have to go sunnyvale

if i even get the offer

but then ill be in sunnyvale again the week after linkedin is done for amazon

i dont wanna be in suburban ass ugly ass sunnyvale for half a year

[sick oar]

live in sf

go to linkedin sf without approval

[sinful locust]

wow yeah

^_^

[sick oar]

i wouldnt live in sunnyvale either way

pick somewhere more fun

[sinful locust]

yeah idk

if a bunch of rice kids go to sunnyvale i think itll be fine

[muted summit]

i was in sunnyvale this summer

[uneven sand]

does LinkedIn give stipend if you don’t choose corp housing

[muted summit]

and it was so boring

[sinful locust]

but if im there by mysefl off season them i might kms

[muted summit]

off season sunnyvale 💀

nah you'll have the other interns

[sinful locust]

thatd be terrible

[muted summit]

it'll be fun

[sinful locust]

ill beg for sf then

[sick oar]

hang w the stanford students

lowk could be fun

[sinful locust]

dk any stanford kids

[muted summit]

yea there's a ton of things you can find to do

[sinful locust]

maybe ill just pull up

[sick oar]

just show up to campus and make friends

yeah

[muted summit]

but like

sunnyvale itself

is boring as hell

[sick oar]

this.

[muted summit]

flat and shit

[sick oar]

so many times over

[muted summit]

and nothing really to do

[sick oar]

live in palo alto or smth

[muted summit]

fr.

[sick oar]

like ya expensive

but wayy more vibrant

[muted summit]

the amazon sunnyvale location is like on the corner across from the train station

it looked kinda sad

[sick oar]

oh wait its near caltrain

[sinful locust]

isnt amazon sunnyvale campus right next to fb and google

[uneven sand]

Palo Alto is worse

[sick oar]

thats nice

[muted summit]

or that is palo alto

[uneven sand]

it’s old people

[sick oar]

no

[sinful locust]

huh

i thought

[muted summit]

menlo is p nice

[sinful locust]

they were right next to eachother

[sick oar]

since when is california ave old

pls

[frank knoll]

Is LinkedIn Sunnyvale worth it even if it’s at sunnyvale

[muted summit]

yes of course @frank knoll

[sinful locust]

like their sunnyvale offices

[sick oar]

old

[muted summit]

the sunnyvale office is nice i think

[uneven sand]

amazon east palo is fire

you got ikea ice cream right there

[muted summit]

you might just be able to chill in the office and eat food all day

that sounds fun

[sick oar]

bro.

no.

[muted summit]

if i get zon i hope i get seattle i put it 1st

[sinful locust]

wait curious george

were u at amazon this ummer

[uneven sand]

you will def get Seattle

that’s where they dump most people

[sick oar]

ya

[sinful locust]

wat office

[spark hearth]

I got dumped by seattle

[uneven sand]

same

[sick oar]

wait r u who i think u r

hold on

[spark hearth]

yes

[weak wadi]

get doxxed

[sinful locust]

bro

[muted summit]

bro

[spark hearth]

bro

[uneven sand]

if you don’t want to get doxxed, don’t link your Spotify to discord

[sick oar]

LMAOO

[sinful locust]

LOL

[sick oar]

ya idk who u r

sorry

[spark hearth]

Timothy

[sick oar]

LMAOO

[frank knoll]

You’re a dude?

💀💀💀💀💀

[sick oar]

i was in nyc @sinful locust

[frank knoll]

I imagined you a girl😢

[jaunty cove]

linkedin.com/in/colin-m-davis

[muted summit]

wait how many amazon offices are even in the bay

palo alto, cupertino, sunnyvale

[sick oar]

u look so ucsb

[sinful locust]

a lot haha

[jaunty cove]

Thats an insult

[sick oar]

wait @sinful locust were u at amzn or whats up

[sinful locust]

nah nah next summer

[muted summit]

but yeah id want seattle it looks fun there

[sick oar]

yw ;)

[uneven sand]

@sinful locust are you 2024 or 2025 grad

[sinful locust]

25

[uneven sand]

damn

[muted summit]

@sinful locust would u renege amazon for linkedin summer

[spark hearth]

@sinful locust u catfishd me 😦

[sinful locust]

nah

[hallow scroll]

25 grad gang

[sinful locust]

ill just linkedin winter

[uneven sand]

already getting zon and licked

[sick oar]

im vp of product @ amazon

[sinful locust]

if i even get

[sick oar]

im also 2025

[muted summit]

if u get asked to come back in the summer

[sick oar]

just be better.

[uneven sand]

23 gang

[sinful locust]

no

[sick oar]

ur not even

stfu

[spark hearth]

25 gang

[sinful locust]

do they even do that

[muted summit]

no clue

[sinful locust]

give intern returns for following season

[uneven sand]

my plan is graduate 23 fall actually

[muted summit]

maybe u get linkedin return for grad

[spark hearth]

u can't get winter internship

[uneven sand]

but I wrote 24 spring on my resume

[zealous trail]

Cringe

[muted summit]

after the internship

[sick oar]

amz?

[muted summit]

nah linkedin

[sinful locust]

like any company

[muted summit]

some companies maybe if ur team really likes you

[uneven sand]

I need lickedin to accept me

[muted summit]

they can make something happen

[sick oar]

im doing summer + fall + maybe winter at amz lol

[uneven sand]

no

[weak wadi]

doesn't linkedin only have 14 intern positions

[muted summit]

im tryna get linkedin summer final at this point

[weak wadi]

for like the 2000 people that applied

[sinful locust]

i need datadog and linkedin

[weak wadi]

LMAO

[sinful locust]

maybe ill choose datadog if iget

only for nyx

[muted summit]

there r deadass only 14 spots?

[sinful locust]

nyc

[frank knoll]

I thought it was 30

[muted summit]

i wonder how many summer spots there are for linkedin then

[weak wadi]

i'll dap up whoever here gets it cause it's statistically more likely you win the local lottery

[sinful locust]

yeah recrutier said 13 teams backedn, 15 intern spots

[uneven sand]

I just need akuna

[muted summit]

holy shit

💀

[sinful locust]

so two teams will have two interns

[zealous trail]

Did u know Akuna ng is 250k

[frank knoll]

15 for the entire winter bruh

[sinful locust]

no only backend

[frank knoll]

Oh nvm

[uneven sand]

standard or nego

[zealous trail]

Return intern

[muted summit]

i applied as full stack

[weak wadi]

and how many frontend? 14?

[frank knoll]

15 * 3

[weak wadi]

[zealous trail]

[uneven sand]

250 damn

[sick oar]

lmao linkedin apm is 5,000 apps for 14 slots

[uneven sand]

but what’s growth like tho

[sinful locust]

linkedin apm is crazy

all apm apps are insane lowkey

[weak wadi]

you got better odds getting into harvard lowkey

[sick oar]

imma get apm

imma get it

[zealous trail]

Lol idk. Prob good for a tech firm but doesn’t make up for disparity in the industry

[sick oar]

as a soph

[frank knoll]

Is apm interviews easier to crack than swe lol

[sick oar]

mark my words

[frank knoll]

Like it’s pretty much just behavioral

[sinful locust]

much less spots

in apm

yes

[zealous trail]

Everyone knows making over 250k is impossible

[frank knoll]

Associate product manager

Yeah you right

[sick oar]

imma get apm as a soph

dont u worry guys

ill crack it for u all

no its for me and hot girls on tiktok

[frank knoll]

SWE is also for hot girls❤️‍🩹

[sick oar]

atlassian apm is 3 slots

[spark hearth]

wtf

what is apm

[sick oar]

product

[uneven sand]

apm = amazon pip manager?

[spark hearth]

amazon pip manager ahh

[sick oar]

no thats me rn

[weak wadi]

amazon pip manager has terrible wlb

working 24/7

[uneven sand]

https://tenor.com/view/hydraulic-tube-swager-industrial-pipe-gif-12001262

[sick oar]

you guys do swe for tech pay why not do something other than code

ezpz

[frank knoll]

Bruh

[weak wadi]

you think there's a sr. amazon pip manager that pips the amazon pip managers for not working efficiently

[zealous trail]

Cuz I can get paid more being a swe

[jaunty cove]

what does apm stnd for

[weak wadi]

associate product manager

[jaunty cove]

😂

😂

[sick oar]

ok but i work less and make same amount

doesnt that make u mad

[uneven sand]

no

[zealous trail]

U do not make the same amount as me

[sinful locust]

What ab tpm

[sick oar]

mmm u wanna check?

[weak wadi]

terrabytes per megabyte

[zealous trail]

Yes

[sick oar]

if we're going per hour

100%

[uneven sand]

bro you don’t want to know

[zealous trail]

Salaried

[uneven sand]

you’re losing

100%

[sick oar]

nah im talking per hour

[frank knoll]

wait so

[sick oar]

how many hours do u work

[jaunty cove]

[frank knoll]

APM is more competitive than SWE

[zealous trail]

Who tf talks hourly

[weak wadi]

ehhh

[sick oar]

ppl who work less than 40 hours

[weak wadi]

yes and no?

[uneven sand]

hourly is so subjective

[sick oar]

yes

[weak wadi]

if you're cracked enough SWE is easier than APM

[zealous trail]

In an industry where most employees are exempt

[zealous trail]

[frank knoll]

Thinking of just applying for APM even tho I’m a CS major

[zealous trail]

Cap and cope

[sick oar]

i work 10 hours a week at amzn swe pay

[frank knoll]

💀💀💀

[sick oar]

i think thats p good

[sick oar]

all apm are cs majors

for the most part

[uneven sand]

don’t amazon swe work 10 hours a week

@spark hearth can confirm

[sick oar]

no

[weak wadi]

be careful about goin down this route, if you become a PM it's harder to crack back into SWE from FT PM

[sick oar]

all amzn swe ik worked like 40

[frank knoll]

Yeh I’m just kidding

I love OC idk g

[sick oar]

bro stop spreading shit 😭

[weak wadi]

i'm not

[uneven sand]

I still think @zealous trail makes more

per hour

[weak wadi]

a lot of SWE's go into PM but they started out as SWE's

[frank knoll]

Coding

[sick oar]

he makes 250/h?

[weak wadi]

so they got SWE experience on their resume

[frank knoll]

yeah

[jaunty cove]

pm is not an option bro i dont have social skills

[frank knoll]

I would rather be SWE

[weak wadi]

If you only got PM experience on your resume who tf gonna trust you to be a SWE at that pay grade

[zealous trail]

[frank knoll]

PM sounds a lot less stressful tbh

[zealous trail]

Technically I’m unemployed rn

[uneven sand]

[sick oar]

99% of ppl who go into pm never wanted to be a swe

its not an issue

[spark hearth]

no, they work like 60

[weak wadi]

that's fine

re-read what i said

[sick oar]

depends on your personality type

[weak wadi]

I said if you want to crack back into SWE from being a PM it'll be a lot harder if that's all you got

[uneven sand]

just don’t be pm at meta

[sick oar]

^^

that

or amzn

[frank knoll]

Why

[zealous trail]

Gn guys

[sick oar]

anywhere else is fine

[sinful locust]

mfs on here spreading news like they worked everywhere

[uneven sand]

meta PMs are basically useless

[sinful locust]

🤡

[uneven sand]

engineers do everything

[sick oar]

nah they hecka overworked

thats what i heard

[uneven sand]

yea but you’ll just get piped

[sand orbit]

PM has a higher ceiling imo

[uneven sand]

meta is super engineering focused

[low vale]

wait do all pms not work 40 hrs a week?

[uneven sand]

it’s kinda the same at google

[sick oar]

no

i'd say most pms probably work around 30

[hallow scroll]

my pm def work more then that

[sand orbit]

even google, CEO is from PM

[weak wadi]

pm's stuck in constant meetings

i saw my PM's schedule at Microsoft

[sick oar]

where

[weak wadi]

that shits filled non-stop

[hallow scroll]

coinbase

[frank knoll]

What do you do as a PM and recruiter all day

[sick oar]

depends where but usually its 50/50

[uneven sand]

yea meeting suck fr

[sly trellis]

exactly

[frank knoll]

Like 24/7 meetings

?

[hallow scroll]

yeah same trying to schedule meetings suck poop

[weak wadi]

yep

[uneven sand]

the pms I saw were either in meetings all day or writing emails for swes

[sly trellis]

me toooo

[weak wadi]

PM's have less 'work' but it's just constant meetings non-stop with different groups

[jaunty cove]

this person wants me to work on the back end of this project except we dont even know wat our database design is. how am i supposed to write queries for tables that dont exist

[sinful locust]

My name is and I'm the [college name] recruiter for Stripe - it's nice to meet you.

I noticed you applied to our software engineering internship (exciting!) and wanted to confirm your graduation date with you. Is it May 2023 or December 2023?

Thanks so much!

[weak wadi]

So you'll end up being in the office longer than SWE's since you've got a lot of talking you need to do all day

[sinful locust]

(exciting!l

[hallow scroll]

did u do oa

[sinful locust]

(exciting!)

[sick oar]

u dont even have to go to the office everythings on zoom

[weak wadi]

yeah but you need to be active for the entire workday

[sinful locust]

When and who

[weak wadi]

SWE's can just finish their work when they want and then not care outside of core hours

my PM had to be there from 9-5

[sick oar]

nah

[sinful locust]

yo

[sinful locust]

No (exciting!)

[weak wadi]

bro where have you worked at to get all this industry expertise

[sick oar]

that's an SDE 1 thing bro, you fail to acknowledge that the same thing can be said for SDE2 SDE3 etc

[jaunty cove]

@sleek pike https://optiver.com/working-at-optiver/career-opportunities/6173274002/?utm_campaign=google_jobs_apply&utm_source=google_jobs_apply&utm_medium=organic try this

[uneven sand]

https://tenor.com/view/apm-apmtv3-punset-neuronas-fritas-gif-15665696

[sinful locust]

Cares

[uneven sand]

https://tenor.com/view/apm-apm-tv3-rajoy-mariano-believe-si-si-gif-16489662

[sick oar]

where i work is ltierally in my name 💀

[sinful locust]

Huh

Why

[hallow scroll]

u have the oa tho right

[uneven sand]

where can I buy stripe OA

[sinful locust]

Im trolling ofc i did

[hallow scroll]

oh pog (exicint! )

[sinful locust]

500

[jaunty cove]

If you like game OAs

[hallow scroll]

did you get that payment thing too

[weak wadi]

AMZN got 0 wlb, of course you're gonna say it's easier being a PM than a SWE

[sick oar]

i work very cross functionally, i hear a lot lmao

[sinful locust]

https://tenor.com/view/cope-cope-seethe-cope-seethe-dilate-cope-coffee-copeuccino-gif-25827917

[uneven sand]

apm is probably easier than ft

[late terrace]

same

[sick oar]

i also have a friend whos like 4 YoE at Roblox and hes in meetings non-stop

Swe

so

You guys need to acknowledge that its gonna happen 💀

[uneven sand]

my mentor said that google apm internship is kinda ass but has good rep bc famous alumni

[sinful locust]

Who

[sick oar]

yup LMAO

[sinful locust]

What company

[frank knoll]

APMM sounds interesting but no code lol

[static spindle]

is amazon internship also no wlb?

[sinful locust]

Im already resume rejected so idk why you teling me

Whats GCA

APMm

[late terrace]

most are last year stuff it seems

no

i am about to sleep

[sinful locust]

💤

[late terrace]

learned some ml today

perceptrons

never

yes

[jaunty cove]

[rapid swan]

💀

[jaunty cove]

im really excited to go to grad school now

learning is fun again

[coarse vigil]

anyone know how tosolve this

im dumb or

dumb

[sinful locust]

[sinful locust]

69.420

[jaunty cove]

?

[coarse vigil]

bet

[urban tiger]

yo can anyone explain to me this bit mask on line 69, i genuinely cant understand what it's doing

https://github.com/zqfang/LeetCode/blob/master/Python/ip-to-cidr.py

[wary harbor]

yo what should i put when they ask "Why are you interested in working in this Company?"

[sinful locust]

bayes theorem

i think

[coarse vigil]

thanks

[urban tiger]

i have been befuddled for hours

[sinful locust]

this code quality

open source would never approve

[urban tiger]

yeah their bit manipulation is gross, i cant find another python solution though

[obsidian olive]

i h8 bit manipulation Qs

depends on whats covered in those classes

[sinful locust]

computer architecture

microarchitectural attacks

fault injection

process injection

microkernel mitigations

SMEP SMAP PXN

ROP

TOCTOU

[frank knoll]

do you have linkedin final round :0

[sinful locust]

dynamic memory attack

[tulip aspen]

yes

[sinful locust]

race condition

triple page fault

[frank knoll]

im going insane

i dont know if i wanna do leetcode anymore and if linkedin is worth it

im worried ill do all this studying only to not get in lol

[tulip aspen]

you have come so much further than many people

including me :(

[sinful locust]

buffer overflow/stack smashing -> address space layout randomization, stack cookie, nonexecutable pages
xss -> Content Security Policy and WAF
sql injection -> WAF and sanitization
there you go ready for interview with google

[tulip aspen]

this is the final stretch my friend

this is the last leetcode u will need to do in a while

[frank knoll]

Im just really troubled because everyone is telling me their questions are not tagged for the final and all ive ben doing is tagged

[sinful locust]

https://tenor.com/view/matt-cutshall-matthew-cutshall-uber-uberdriver-5stars-gif-11761426

https://tenor.com/view/are-you-ready-dwayne-johnson-the-rock-ready-for-the-show-get-ready-for-the-show-gif-25250373

https://tenor.com/view/dennis-prager-i-want-mommy-i-want-milk-i-want-to-be-held-i-want-to-be-comforted-gif-23575839

https://tenor.com/view/depressed-bored-boredom-swing-head-gif-17224602

https://tenor.com/view/skillissue-skill-issue-gif-22125481

[jaunty cove]

is that michael jackson bro

😍

a look into the other side

[sinful locust]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7OI-ckzsdPI

[jaunty cove]

is this you

[sinful locust]

just genetics bro

[jaunty cove]

[sinful locust]

not plastic surgery

[jaunty cove]

do you have any textbooks i can reference to get a better jawline

[sinful locust]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4JH3-UCg6dQ

[jaunty cove]

lmaooo

[sinful locust]

https://pages.cs.wisc.edu/~remzi/OSTEP/

OSTEP

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

[jaunty cove]

thanks it worked 👍

[sinful locust]

laser

[jaunty cove]

isnt this the book that all os courses use

[sinful locust]

laser

laser

[jaunty cove]

hi sir, I have not yet written it and I will not give my OA yet , can you inform me of what to expect? For real? How you know? Recruiter email? Behavioral? Technical? Case? Leetcode? Easy? Medium? DP? Hard? Sys design? Tagged? Proctored?
Sorry if too many questions btw haha new here
ping pls

[sinful locust]

laser

laser

laser

LASERBEAM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuyMjn4esWQ&t=16s

[jaunty cove]

metaverse concert

or is it real lifee
ai is just too good these days 😅 😅 😅 😅 😅

[sinful locust]

mfs better play this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeemJlrNx2Q

[sinful locust]

real life i was there when it happened

[jaunty cove]

[sinful locust]

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT GUYS [STRIPE PHONE] JUST A WEEK AWAY
[] IS IN A WEEK
I AM SO HAPPY ABOUT THIS INFORMATION

OH WOW CAN YOU BELIEVE IT

JUST IN A WEEK

IT GOT HERE SO FAST

WOO HOO I AM SO HAPPY ABOUT THIS INFORMATION

[grand bane]

when is it?

[sinful locust]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/l4IbNovYOZQ

[grand bane]

lol

[wary harbor]

yo

why does twitch ask this?"Have you previously applied to Amazon or any Amazon subsidiary?"

[sinful locust]

if you answer wrong you get rejected

[wary harbor]

whats the right answer

[sinful locust]

i can't tell you that's cheating
i believe in a fair interview process

[tulip aspen]

trick question

you exit out of the application screen

[wary harbor]

🙄

[jaunty cove]

i think this is DP problem

[wary harbor]

i swear

there is 3 questions just about amazon

it might be 3sum

[jaunty cove]

your probably right thats what i got on my application

[wary harbor]

nvm there is 6

[hushed crystal]

Meta recruiter came to our school today, told us that apps are opening in the next 2 weeks

Also said they will be taking a more laid back approach to hiring this year, i.e applying early doesn't give you as much of an advantage as it used to

They're 'pacing themselves'

[tulip aspen]

OA

[muted summit]

did you attend a conference

might be dependent on the candidate

[sinful locust]

if u got meta offer but alr signed amazon summer

would yall rnege

[muted summit]

yea

[sinful locust]

wb google

[muted summit]

prob not google

[sinful locust]

no like

give up amazon

for meta or google

i see

[tulip aspen]

nice to see another sjsu student lol

[muted summit]

ye lmao whats up

[jaunty cove]

can i get amazon ng OA with no internships

[sinful locust]

yeah

[muted summit]

LOL maybe the referral? @sinful locust

[jaunty cove]

so what is the point of me doing amazon internship

[muted summit]

they saw your app and liked it so they wanna give you a phone

[sinful locust]

maybe

ur fast tracked

is ur resume cracked or what

[wary harbor]

ong

[jaunty cove]

insane

[muted summit]

idek that many ppl who have heard back from salesforce

[jaunty cove]

how many times did you apply to salesforce

holy fk

[sinful locust]

p solid

[jaunty cove]

your first project is cool as hell

😐

what class

[wary harbor]

wtf

[jaunty cove]

ok

i ned to take that at my school

is it under pstat department

undergrad?

[safe minnow]

Is there a way to put it where you’d appreciate if they would expedite but not get dropped if they’re not willing

Yeah

[jaunty cove]

bitcoin trader bot

😂

ok fire i can fit both parts of the stochastic processes series in my schedule

this guy is insane at gaming the interview process

[safe minnow]

🤔 ty, I’m just trying to find the balance between getting my interviews expedited and trying not to lose my chance with the company all together

Is a deadline of 6 weeks acceptable?

[jaunty cove]

idk if u give yourself enough credit, in order to understand how to word it this well you have to understand the topic decently well

[safe minnow]

Apologies, what does this mean?

Oh ok

Like if they aren’t moving me fast enough by then?

[obsidian olive]

dang

[safe minnow]

Oh that’s interesting

Hmm

[sand orbit]

don’t need to be an offer, maybe final is also okay to push in some cases

[sand orbit]

and the deadline can be more flexible

[jaunty cove]

didnt happen for me

🤷

prob cause there is stuff going on under the hood that isnt clear

just build your own sorted container with bisect

[sinful locust]

GUYS

[obsidian olive]

?

[sinful locust]

I AM SO EXCITED BECAUSE IK I WILL RECEIVE AMAZON INTERVIEW

[jaunty cove]

[sinful locust]

copium = facts = truth = brute fact

= i will get amazon interview

[sinful locust]

https://tenor.com/view/manifest-it-kikimanifest-kikipower-womanpower-gif-10507070

[hearty vault]

has anyone been asked quad tree by uber

[sinful locust]

you call it manifesting

[hearty vault]

i feel like there's no way they ask this quesiton right

[sinful locust]

worked for OA

i call it harassing recruiters with 300+ emails and 100 dms until Linkedin asks if im a bot

we are not the same

https://tenor.com/view/google-gif-24342982

[obsidian olive]

oh no

[sinful locust]

is intuit selective with resume screen

[sinful locust]

This is your last chance to apply for the Cognizant Digital Leadership Academy and learn more about the career possibilities at Cognizant and also to network with your peers and Cognizant professionals.

how do i block

no on handshake i mean

linkedin is even worse

bruh the only apple recruiter dming me is from apple retail

burh i didnt get that

[tulip aspen]

fr same

[sinful locust]

for apple i’ll just email EMs

[hallow scroll]

@sinful locust how strict is that riot cut off I got 100% on 1-3, missed 4 test case for 4 and only got 3 passing for 5

[sinful locust]

just do more ig

it’s hard for sure

i heard interviewed are easy tho

lol

but getting is hard

wdym look up

oh

well u can find it very rasily

lol

i find anyones email

and just email them

wtf

[clever grail]

so true @sinful locust

[sinful locust]

red black tf

balanced kd mf

who even does that for an interview

on the other hand my friend got easies

i even got a referral for apple but no response

it’s probably if a team likes ur exp

yeah

i’ll probably get called for a fullstack team

lol

i wanna do ML though

yeah

most people think ML is easy

no as in most people think just know the framework easy

but it’s all math

yeah

or just do QD

juicy 500k

how

just grind

anything is possible

u csnt be shit at quant u hone and develop ur skills to the point where u can get in, if u can get in don’t worry it may be hard syre but like you’ll learn

it’s more about being able to learn and adapt than knowing a lot

same

i got no responses

other than auto shit

like gs c1 etc

yeah probably

[jaunty cove]

that dude who shit himself got in with a 680or smth

and so did goku

[sinful locust]

lmaooo

i applied to amazon a month ago

i think they stopped giving OAs

i haven’t seen a wave

in a week

or two

[jaunty cove]

p sure they are full or processing all the interviews they currently have before doing another wave

[sinful locust]

well def not full full

[jaunty cove]

i dont see another explanation

[sinful locust]

but makes sense

they aren’t even giving finals to people yet

probably a lot of people applied

[jaunty cove]

is this international

plenty of ppl have gotten offers

[sinful locust]

wdym intl

i’m from US

[jaunty cove]

hella ppl got offers from amazon

already

[sinful locust]

damn rly

[tulip aspen]

is amazon already full?

[jaunty cove]

yea dude

[sinful locust]

no

there’s no way

lol

[jaunty cove]

ur fav person goku got one for example

[sinful locust]

amazon isn’t full yet

they hire 15k+

[jaunty cove]

[sinful locust]

dude no they aren’t

🤣

[jaunty cove]

hiring freeez

[sinful locust]

that doesn’t apply to interns

[jaunty cove]

they hired 15 k interns last year saw the level of quality they got and cut back

i bet

[sinful locust]

they plan to hire more

is what i’ve heard

[jaunty cove]

your kidding

how is it sustainable for them to hand out offers

at this rate

i guess it must be sustainable otherwise they wouldnt keep doing it

but i dont understandh ow

pip rate 10% doesnt account for how much they hire

yea

i guess they found a new system

interesting

anyway if someone there knows why its working they would get fired for telling us

your a beast for recommending this

[sand orbit]

not just pip, I remember read somewhere that ppl spent 1.5 years at amazon

on average

[obsidian olive]

pip?

[stable cape]

Does big tech tend to ask lots of Tree questions, cause me and friends were going binarysearch and we selected all the top tech and out of 5 we got 3 trees?

hmm damn, i hate recursion

[jaunty cove]

its a good idea to understand how to work with trees becuse they are a very good way to represent information a lot of the time

and in general graphs

[hallow scroll]

unlucky, how did you do?

[stable cape]

@sinful locust what year are you? You are doing CS I assume?

[stable cape]

ahh ok, yea probs should more time into that

[celest bane]

I know that shit is hella good I had a prob class with that book

And it connects heavily with whatever questions u had

[stable cape]

I sent em an email about it, and they said this:
"While the additional data points add additional ways for recruiters sourcing for great roles to find your profile, I want to stress that at your current level of profile completion, you are not being penalized in discoverability and your application has been submitted. Anything else you add simply enriches your profile for your existing application, adds additional opportunity for searches and filters recruiters perform to pick up your profile, and provides additional opportunities for us to match you with well-suited jobs in the future."

I am hoping its fine then

wtff

nvm then

[dusk kayak]

just gotta be like "fuck you ken." and block

sigma

[stable cape]

im stuck at 90, so your better off then me ig

[dusk kayak]

suffering from cringe 😔

[stable cape]

They also said this to me:
"It looks like the current fields factored into profile completion that are not filled out are related to experiences: college experience and non-club work experience."

[dusk kayak]

nah i feel that

being busy as fuck sucks

id rather not think about a task on my plate at the same time

[stable cape]

lets goooo, up to 95%

[woeful lynx]

Can you apply for citsec when you got rejected by cit?

[tulip aspen]

hello

[woeful lynx]

Do I need sponsorship to work as Intern in UK when I am European citizen? 🤔 Pre brexit I could but now that they are out of the Eu idk 🥲

[agile yew]

Let me know too

But I don't think you can anymore, no

[sinful locust]

anyone have a picture of endorsi's old dog picture? I really want it

[strange rain]

Yea, you need sponsorship

[silent ruin]

Did anyone hear back from ixl learning?

[royal pagoda]

when is amazon gonna update my status i had my final on friday

[shadow shard]

it's 5 am

[royal pagoda]

i know lmao

i didnt realize ppl got their final invite so late

i basically failed my oa but got final email next day

they better not ghost me tho

i got like

3/15 on first question

and 10/15 or 11/15 on the 2nd

lol

uhh

do u want a pic

lol

i suck at ds & algorithms atm btw

wut

[woeful lynx]

Wait I though they automatically sort people out based on bad OA results 🥲😅

[wary harbor]

@royal pagoda can I see ur resume bro that crazee

Has anyone done twitch?

Do they usually send OAs right when u apply

[royal pagoda]

[royal pagoda]

no idea

[wary harbor]

U giving me a lil hope but I think I’m too late

[steep viper]

how is riot games oa?

[wary harbor]

Idk I just applied

[steep viper]

its auto

[wary harbor]

U think it’s worth doing

[steep viper]

idk havent done it yet

might as well

[wary harbor]

U right

[oak kite]

dry inbox.

and no new internship openings

today is a sad day

[wary harbor]

What tells u new openings?

[agile yew]

It's not

[steep viper]

u sure? i got it instantly after i applied at 2 am

[agile yew]

What role

[steep viper]

swe

[agile yew]

Oh maybe I am confusing epic with riot

[steep viper]

oh

no riot not auto

he was asking about twitch

[agile yew]

Respect for applying twitch

I saw their app and then just closed the tab

Too many questions

[steep viper]

i reused my riot essays for twitch tbh lol

[lofty bluff]

riot is a video game company so it's super hard to get into

good luck

[steep viper]

ty j not really sure what to expect from oa

apparently it’s 5 leetcode questions? idk

[lofty bluff]

btw

whats your resume like

[simple salmon]

Has anyone been able to move Amazon to winter or fall?

I’m looking to do so

[steep viper]

target school, past swe intern at big healthcare company, club exp, past non swe intern, 3 small-med projects, fundraising campaign, state and regional awards in math/engineering

[lofty bluff]

what the heck? genius? no wonder im not getting a response from riot

[steep viper]

gotcha ty, i heard easies and meds that build on another? but combined with no errors i imagine that’s rly rough

[steep viper]

nah i’m def not the parts that’re relevant to swe aren’t anything crazy besides the school maybe so don’t worry

they take some time to get back too

[lofty bluff]

hopefully

what you're saying is correct, cause epic already rejected me

[oak kite]

I just check LinkedIn GitHub and the discord for openings

Chances are, if there isn’t anything on those three, there are no openings

[fleet osprey]

Yo I’m a sophomore in hs
Any good places I could find internships

[agile yew]

No

Wait till university there's no rush

[lofty bluff]

theres a guy in hs here who got internships

there's no rush but it's never to early

[oak kite]

yo guys im an infant just came out of the womb, any places that could take me

[agile yew]

I did too

But it wasn't a big name. Its not proven useful

[versed kestrel]

local startups ig

[lofty bluff]

depends on how good his personal projects are

[cyan garnet]

yea I gotchu

I heard google is hiring

just show em ur resume

[real idol]

https://www.wsj.com/articles/adobe-to-buy-figma-for-about-20-billion-sources-say-11663241962

No more super high Figma salaries?

[tepid forge]

how much leetcode should i do

[quaint bolt]

Enough

[tepid forge]

how much u done?