#2023_summer

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mystic depot
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it was palantir lmfao

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Unfortunately i fumbled the bag cause it was my first interview HideThePain HideThePain HideThePain HideThePain HideThePain HideThePain

late terrace
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agreed, usually its just email or phone call

mystic depot
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Uk hiring season is just starting tho so hype and hope is high prayge prayge prayge prayge prayge

slow quarry
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Where tf did Lawrence bacow or Andy jassy go

jaunty cove
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Hes now the ceo of snap

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@inner kernel

rapid swan
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wtf

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:((

safe minnow
slow quarry
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@inner kernel how many cases did u pass for imc final

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My interviewer grilled me on so much stupid shit

rapid swan
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I feel like it depends on the content of the call/email

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like they should give actual feedback

slow quarry
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And then gave an hr to code

compact stone
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Did anyone get the 2022 -2023 stripe HackeRrank ?

sinful locust
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not yet

agile yew
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how do u apply for a US job without a visa and still land interviews?

sinful locust
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some ppl did i think

agile yew
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what the fuck am i doing wrong

mystic depot
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its only the really big companies tho from my experience

agile yew
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they arent willing to fucking sponsor me

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How the fuck is someone who isnt living in the US getting jpmc when they banned international students

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im so bitter 😐

mystic depot
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ooooh nah jpmc is for london

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for me

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i interviewed for palantir in nyc

agile yew
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oh wait u interview for us companies in the UK ?

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its not zoom ?

mystic depot
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I interviewed for palantir nyc from the UK

mystic depot
agile yew
mystic depot
# agile yew Yes

ye it was just a remote interview i dont think anybody did an actual onsite for palantir this year

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i haven't seen anybody, everybody i have spoken to has done the process entirely remote

agile yew
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wait what year are you?

mystic depot
agile yew
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and u landed a job in the US?

mystic depot
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no i fumbled the bag like i said above

agile yew
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do you think it would be easier for me to get an EU big tech job, even though i am a US student? and then transfer to the US later?

uneven sand
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why would it be easier

mystic depot
agile yew
mystic depot
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im not too familiar with the visa process and details tho

uneven sand
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are you EU citizen?

agile yew
mystic depot
mystic depot
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yes

tardy orbit
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Anyone know what hubspot phone is like

mystic depot
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i haven't been autorejected once for any position i have applied for in the UK

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its because they wont need to sponsor me

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its a lot of paperwork and money for the companies lmfao

agile yew
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why the fuck have i been rejected in my ho me country

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WHAT THE FUCK

mystic depot
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what year of study are u

agile yew
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incoming 2

wary harbor
mystic depot
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i simp for any company which gives me a chance XD

wary harbor
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?

uneven sand
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you can work for me

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it's unpaid tho

mystic depot
uneven sand
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but it will be great for your resume

mystic depot
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i seem to get the hardest companies first 💀 💀 💀 💀

agile yew
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i am so salty

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i guess its not my home country but what the fuck

wary harbor
mystic depot
agile yew
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i cant dox unfortunately

mystic depot
uneven sand
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post anonymized one

mystic depot
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full stack engineering

agile yew
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my resume would probably dox me either way

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even if it was anon

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cos the stuff is on the internet

wary harbor
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where do u work now

mystic depot
# wary harbor where do u work now

i have just continued to work at the same place this summer. i have just done my first year so it was very difficult to pass the resume screens for companies last year here in the UK

flint belfry
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"To boost your application at Lyft, complete your profile by August 27, 2022" Oh no..

mystic depot
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i did however interview for palantir 💀

flint belfry
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Is it too late to modifiy my untapped profile

mystic depot
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mines 95 lmao i cant get it up any higher

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i had the same email

flint belfry
mystic depot
agile yew
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how many do i have to apply for in the us to get another oa

mystic depot
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@flint belfry i think the email is sent to everybody, mine says this

sinful locust
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When is nvidia

mystic depot
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for all of the US positions

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its so low because companies really dont wanna sponsor interns.

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imo

sinful locust
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Fr full time response rate 50 50

flint belfry
mystic depot
flint belfry
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what...

mystic depot
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i think thats how i secured palantir interview

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citadel does i think

agile yew
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This is so much effort 😑

mystic depot
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HRT i think

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amazon is an instant NO for sponsor XD

flint belfry
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btw Now is the mid-Sep. Is it still consider as "early" enough for the summer intern application.

agile yew
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This is fucked. Students should be studying, not going through the whole ft job application process while studying in order to secure an internship. It's only tech that's like this

agile yew
mystic depot
flint belfry
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damn...

mystic depot
flint belfry
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fkkkkk!!!!

agile yew
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No for sponsor for j1? Or for f1

late terrace
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this isn’t true

agile yew
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I thought amazon is basically a sweat shop of intl students

mystic depot
# agile yew No for sponsor for j1? Or for f1

u said u were a student in the US, i think that means u can get internships in the US without sponsorships, the problem is that they will want to hire students for fulltime when they graduate. i think this may be causing your problem

agile yew
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I feel like I'm probably not trying hard enough

agile yew
flint belfry
mystic depot
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this is obviously not 100 percent the truth just what i seen

mystic depot
flint belfry
mystic depot
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they are in a slightly different position

mystic depot
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it was a long time ago lol

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i got OA for amazon uk tho so im not too worried XD

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except when i applied for amazon in the US months ago they were hiring a tonne. not so much rn 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀

flint belfry
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try amz canada. I saw their ads everywhere

mystic depot
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im really not familiar with the process tho

safe minnow
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How much less does Amazon Canada pay

mystic depot
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visas etc

mystic depot
flint belfry
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can we apply amz spain if we are not european citizen

hallow scroll
mystic depot
agile yew
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why would you want to work at lowes anyways?

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thats a retail company

wary harbor
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the cashiers make $15

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😵

wary harbor
bold barn
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let’s gooooo

bold barn
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don’t wanna jinx but amazon went super well

wary harbor
mystic depot
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wait fr

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😎

bold barn
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with a few extra steps but yeah

mystic depot
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gl gl

wary harbor
stone echo
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🙏

bold barn
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yeah

stone echo
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thats nice

wary harbor
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word word parying for u my boi

bold barn
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the only issue is that it took me basically the whole time to write it and go through one test case but that’s because i was trying to communicate as clearly as possible

wary harbor
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yo how long did it take to get ur OA btw

bold barn
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i don’t think amazon usually asks 2 questions tho

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it took like 3 weeks

agile yew
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found my calling on my school handshake 💀

wary harbor
bold barn
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when can i expect portal update?

wary harbor
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within

bold barn
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i’ve seen people get 2 days

wary harbor
opal ocean
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any idea on Neuralink phone

sinful locust
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Do referrals even work

mystic depot
sinful locust
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For msft or goog

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Yes

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Intrrn

mystic depot
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for msft i heard internship referrals dont help a lot

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not sure about goog tho

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not sure about goog tho

halcyon wedge
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What I’ve heard is that it might help getting through resume screen, but not much more

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Refer

mystic depot
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oh really? thats interesting

sinful locust
halcyon wedge
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🤷🏻‍♂️

sand orbit
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I heard google rly matters

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Amazon better no refer

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msft doesn’t matter

halcyon wedge
sinful locust
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Idk one year i had 3 and got security
Other time i had 0 ghosted

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lol

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My schools google recruiter didnt reach out this year for some reason

sand orbit
sinful locust
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some random rice alumni gave me google referrak

mystic depot
halcyon wedge
sinful locust
sand orbit
sinful locust
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Who do i email for twitch?

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I cold email every year

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Still ghost

agile yew
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isnt it easy to get past resume screen though

sinful locust
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No?

mystic depot
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if its an auto screen then imo yes

sinful locust
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What company

mystic depot
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if its not then NO

agile yew
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i dont get it

mystic depot
agile yew
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why would it be difficult?

sinful locust
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I thought all faang were seen as same

agile yew
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what is considered on a resume screen?

wary harbor
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it is better to have a more simple resume for the screen

mystic depot
sand orbit
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if you’re rejected before phone, that means you didn’t pass the resume screen

agile yew
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i think i will have better luck with recruiter than with autoscreen

wary harbor
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IS IT better to have a more simple resume for the screen? i meant

agile yew
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well i have had no luck so far let me check how many ive applied

mystic depot
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not from my experience, perhaps i should have more hope XD

crisp berry
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@honest spire did follow up help you get uber phone

agile yew
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i have applied 37 and got back 0

sand orbit
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honestly i don’t know any place using fully auto screen

mystic depot
agile yew
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2nd year undergraduate

sand orbit
halcyon wedge
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How do you follow up on ALL your apps?

mystic depot
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oooooh that might effect your results

wary harbor
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like u just contact them or soemthing t see how the app going?

mystic depot
crisp berry
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@mystic depotwhat was your resume to get past hrt screen

sinful locust
agile yew
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why the fuck r they suddenly looking gradd 2004

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how can they suddenly change shit like this

mystic depot
sinful locust
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im on waitlist for every company

mystic depot
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if u grad 2025 then they will have to wait 2 years to hire u full time

sand orbit
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they just ghost

agile yew
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dont people need soph internships ???

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i thought its important

sinful locust
agile yew
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school is 4 years in the US @mystic depot

sand orbit
agile yew
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usually 1st year has difficulty but idk if ppl usually have difficulty with 2nd year

mystic depot
agile yew
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maybe i should just do research over the summer or something

sinful locust
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half the companies im applying just for memes

mystic depot
sand orbit
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Yeah I mean many small companies don’t sponsor full time

sinful locust
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did anyone get msft or nvidia phone for summer

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how much does amazon referral help?

agile yew
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is capstone a known company

sand orbit
agile yew
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capstone investment management

sinful locust
sand orbit
agile yew
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shld I stop studying leetcode if im not even getting OAs

sinful locust
ivory ocean
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GUYS

mystic depot
sand orbit
sinful locust
ivory ocean
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Some recruiter is telling me that ATS resume scanners don’t actually get used beyond basic grad year check

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IS THIS TRUE

sinful locust
sinful locust
ivory ocean
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Does anyone know a recruiter I can speak to to ask if they use them or not

sinful locust
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how long is blacklist for?

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idk

ivory ocean
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I won’t ask for job I just wanna know if they use ATS scanners or it’s all a lie

sand orbit
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cause Amazon postpone referred applicants

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rumor is that they don’t wanna give the referral bonus

ivory ocean
ivory ocean
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So it’s true no keyword / impact detection?

sinful locust
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ofc

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yrt

ivory ocean
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I don’t believe you

agile yew
sinful locust
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yakhub rt recruiter

ivory ocean
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Cuz you were asking for advice before

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I agree

agile yew
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I'm applying both to everything

ivory ocean
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But I thought they did them anyways

sinful locust
ivory ocean
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Everyone always talks in here about optimizing your resume for ATS

agile yew
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I wish I just stayed in eu instead of going to the US for university

mystic depot
# agile yew Both

capstone is supposed to be reviewing the apps rn. u still got time im pretty sure

ivory ocean
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Not you, that other guy

honest aspen
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849 is max

sand orbit
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saw one guy cleared in 10 min without any wrong submission

mystic depot
# agile yew Ok

i applied months ago and they said they wouldn't review til september. so when it becomes October i will know i got rejected KEKW

sand orbit
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I forgot he’s 849 or 850

sinful locust
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why are companies i applied to as a meme the only ones getting back

slow quarry
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if u get imc final u can get a free swag bag from them

mystic depot
novel lily
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is the phone screen for linkedin a video call or just a regular phone call @hallow scroll

slow quarry
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what if i email them about a swag bag and get rejected

sinful locust
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do it

jaunty cove
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I would prefer a free swag bag

mystic depot
slow quarry
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bro behaviorals are tmrw idk what they're waiting on

sinful locust
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bro my uber swag comes today

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almost 1 month late KEKW

sand orbit
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is it just rumors?

sand orbit
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gotcha

agile yew
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what is the big deal even if they wanted you to

mystic depot
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imc candidates

obsidian olive
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@wary whale @golden sandal reached out to our recruiter and basically got a response like “ur on ur own”

sand orbit
mystic depot
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any of u seen this kekw_recession_edition kekw_recession_edition kekw_recession_edition kekw_recession_edition kekw_recession_edition kekw_recession_edition kekw_recession_edition

obsidian olive
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That’s what I asked and it was a looong answer but TLDR is “ur on ur own I can help u”

jagged mural
long slate
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Got a call after c1 powerday and they’re booked until the 27th madge

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Is that good news btw

jagged mural
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he titled his app like 'thinktok' or something like they werent gonna take that down

obsidian olive
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It has some personal info so can’t

mystic depot
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suits and tiktok are cringe

jagged mural
long slate
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Gotta wait until the 29th

jagged mural
long slate
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What does that mean

mystic depot
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at this point it feels like codesignal score is more valuable than credit score

long slate
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Do they give me a choice?

jagged mural
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so u can get nyc

mystic depot
long slate
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Yea I heard they’re full

obsidian olive
lofty bluff
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guys

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is this good?

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like they liked my resume?

jaunty cove
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def auto

mystic depot
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they accumulate so fast

lofty bluff
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auto is instant isnt it?

agile yew
mystic depot
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its good that u only have to do one tho

jaunty cove
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I got auto 3 week slater for imc

agile yew
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I applied, I haven't gotten that from Valkyrie.

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Its not auto

lofty bluff
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i dont even know who valkiyre is, but i hope im smart enough to pass 😭

obsidian olive
mystic depot
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just saves time tbh i just wasn't sure i wanted to do each one individually lmao

obsidian olive
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theres a cooldown

agile yew
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Valkyrie recruiter told me to apply for a full time job

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Idk what tf she was on

mystic depot
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was considering waiting

obsidian olive
obsidian olive
sand orbit
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I see, they are same tier as Jump

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def tier1

agile yew
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Wtf is tier system in quant

jaunty cove
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@median hedge are you good

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Bro

agile yew
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U guys are either really smart or just delusional

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Fine line between the 2 it seems

jaunty cove
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js is bottom tier

agile yew
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It's fucking quant it's impossible why tf bother making a tier system ???

obsidian olive
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haram

sinful locust
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quant is already bottom tier

sick oar
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D.E. Shaw best quant

sinful locust
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no need to discuss

sick oar
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Y’all gmfu

sand orbit
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jump is rly good at what they’re doing

mystic depot
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quant is below the tier is dirt kekw_recession_edition

jagged mural
sinful locust
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c tier

sinful locust
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im not even interested in these companies but im interviewing

agile yew
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If delusion gives u motivation then sure

sinful locust
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just here for the hype

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and memes

sinful locust
mystic depot
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tbh the only way i see it is there is renaissances tech and then everything else

agile yew
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I don't want to go to sf Bay area over the summer it's too far and too expensive so I'd rather work in finance or east coast tech

jagged mural
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renaissance is washed up

agile yew
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I wanna be able to go home as well and my home is rlly far from west coast

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Rentech is under investigation lol

sick oar
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Y’all why is it so hard waiting for responses to interviews

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I’ve had 4 and I’m waiting to hear back

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Painful

sinful locust
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same

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waiting on 4

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ive only had 1 interview the fuck

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how 4?

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and that was fulltime

agile yew
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I've only had 0 interview the fuck

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How 1?

sick oar
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atlassian said end of week to schedule phone but besides that i have desco, palantir, microsoft

mystic depot
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u interviewed for them?

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or did u get that email

slow quarry
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Duolingo has made me wait 2 fucking weeks

mystic depot
sinful locust
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how did lyft get back to me with no exp but is ghosting me now with 2 FAANGMULA

jaunty cove
mystic depot
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woah i got this random email today about my untapped profile lmao

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gl with lyft

lofty bluff
sinful locust
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it mustve been amazon decreasing my resumes value

slow quarry
agile yew
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3 weeks ago

sick oar
slow quarry
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Not 1 single app response

agile yew
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I applied for the wrong job

sinful locust
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untapped can suck it

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shit platform

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i swear respnse rate from 2020 -> 2021 went up

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even tho i applie d to less places

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rippling reject sadge

mystic depot
lofty bluff
mystic depot
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no clue what it means tbh

sinful locust
crisp berry
agile yew
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Yes of course bruh

sinful locust
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its quant

crisp berry
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is this bad

sinful locust
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wdym

sick oar
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i have so many more processes this time than last year, but getting offers feels harder

agile yew
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Valkyrie is goated

crisp berry
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honestly at this point i should just spam recruiters for companies im getting ghosted from

lofty bluff
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sweet, hope i pass

slow quarry
sinful locust
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i ahe way more processes, no good offers yet

crisp berry
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nothing to lose

agile yew
crisp berry
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fuck valkyrie wtf is that

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we chase names only

mystic depot
agile yew
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Valkyrie doesn't sponsor I think

sick oar
sand orbit
agile yew
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Idk

woeful lynx
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🥲😂 replace this with leetcode

agile yew
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Is GS internship swe enough to cop Meta or quant next year

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GS/Microsoft

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Pretty sure i can secure those

woeful lynx
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Nah it’s a meme

agile yew
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No I can't

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Not eligible

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Is amazon the best?

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Why do ppl talk about amazon so much? It's kind of dog from what I've heard

sick oar
sinful locust
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GS = google step?

agile yew
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Goldman Sachs

mystic depot
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i heard wlb is pretty bad tho

hallow scroll
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Anyone interview with stripe before

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I got oa yeah

sinful locust
sinful locust
hallow scroll
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Not@phone yet

sinful locust
sand orbit
sinful locust
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i did oa on saturday but still ghosted 😢

sand orbit
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if it’s quant

sick oar
hallow scroll
sick oar
slow quarry
sinful locust
slow quarry
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So u compare that agains quant finance

sand orbit
hallow scroll
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Cuz I’m tryna get an idea of what the process is like

mystic depot
agile yew
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Wdym compare against quant

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I said nothing about amazon

obsidian olive
sand orbit
sinful locust
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if i dont hear back from stripe tom it means im rejected right?

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if i failed stripe oa im never doing an oa again KEKW

crisp berry
sinful locust
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idk

hallow scroll
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Sadge

sand orbit
slow quarry
sinful locust
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🧌

hallow scroll
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I think it was a headcount thing

agile yew
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Does working swe at a bank help for quajt

sinful locust
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amazon is great for pipeline

sinful locust
hallow scroll
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Wack

sinful locust
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amazon -> hft is real

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i was gonna withdraw when i got oa tbh but someone said they don't ask leetcode

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respect it for that

mystic depot
agile yew
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It's closer than big tech to quant though, isn't it?

crisp berry
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idc about hft

sinful locust
agile yew
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Even if its goldman???

sinful locust
crisp berry
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paper trail got me linkedin reject

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fuck u

obsidian olive
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ya

sinful locust
agile yew
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I got conns at goldman I am wondering if i can use them. Idk anyone anywhere else

sand orbit
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Amazon hc > f+a+n+g

obsidian olive
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paper trail?

sand orbit
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it’s goat

sinful locust
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by T.I.

obsidian olive
mystic depot
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is amazon OA rng? or is it chill

flint belfry
sinful locust
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am i waitlisted?

jaunty cove
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its rng

sinful locust
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how do you know?

mystic depot
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meow_mac imma go do amazon lc tagged then KEKW

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🙏

jaunty cove
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It doesnt help just take it sooner rather than later they already backed up

mystic depot
mystic depot
hallow scroll
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It’s because this server is sweaty

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Amazon is great but I get what you’re saying, it makes me hesitant to go with amazon because of the stuff people say but it’s in nyc so idc

agile yew
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Why do all my friends have wall street internships??@?@?@!?!?@?!?!?@??@

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Wtf am I doing with my life bruh

sand orbit
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teams matters much more

mystic depot
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tiers in theory are correct however there is nothing wrong with amazon imo they are still really good

sand orbit
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especially for Faang

sinful locust
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how tf i dont get datadog oa still

mystic depot
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when i consider tiers i purely think about the difficulty of their technical interview lmao nothing else

flint belfry
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do you know what other offers they got? Maybe Amz is their best choice.

hallow scroll
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I think it’s mostly a hopping around thing

hallow scroll
naive kayak
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nothing from amzn today either rt

mystic depot
plush viper
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but sde1 tc is 210k

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no company with a comparably easy interview process tho

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have to work much harder to land an offer w the same tc

flint belfry
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best choice in terms of 💰

mystic depot
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the amazon OA i got has a section about assessing my workstlye preferences against amazons principles? anybody know what this is about. is it multiple choice or somthing?

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like strongly agree, agree , disagree etc

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me Tomorrow

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thinking about the best possible answer

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ye imma have to read up on their principles real quick

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i hope they wouldn't just automatically stop anybody from doing that

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i thought internships were supposed to be for learning lol

low vale
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Are the 180-200k amazon offers inflated using 25% vesting per year or the actual 5%

jaunty cove
#

@mystic depot why do you like hrt in particular

safe minnow
#

It says so on the levels website

agile yew
#

Can you apply direct to the team?

mystic depot
low vale
# safe minnow Average

oh okay, i was looking and im like hmm this would mean 560k of stocks which they're definitely not giving to new grads

mystic depot
#

if a company gives me an OA or a phone interview then its all good KEKW

mystic depot
low vale
#

auto simp

mystic depot
#

its also useful practice

#

anything is better than being ghosted or getting a rejection email 6mo later lmfao

weak wadi
#

bro rito needs to send me the OA

#

my MSFT return offer is gonna expire at this rate

safe minnow
#

What’s bloom’s first phone like?

flint belfry
simple salmon
#

Guys is a phone call after EM an offer from Databricks?

mystic depot
weak wadi
#

uh

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I applied last year

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it’s a return offer

flint belfry
weak wadi
#

oh ye

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I applied

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like day 1

#

hour 1

weak wadi
#

yeah it’s a coin flip after that

#

MSFT is like 70% luck since the biggest part is just getting an interview

#

Once you’ve got the interview lowkey it’s the easiest of the FAANGs in terms of difficulty

#

nah I’d say MSFT is easier since it’s generally a certain difficulty

#

AMZN final is a fat coin flip

#

as is AMZN OA

flint belfry
#

what is amz process? OA1 + OA2 + final?

naive kayak
#

OA + final

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but the OA has 2 sections

sand orbit
#

yeah Amazon final rly flip coin

sand orbit
#

heard one got 20min bq and then a hard

flint belfry
#

what is the final interview? the BQ interview?

sand orbit
#

hard in 20 min wtf

naive kayak
simple salmon
#

anyone know if they let you move it to winter/fall/spring?

#

for databricks ^

sand orbit
#

for most it’s bq+ez or lower mid

sand orbit
#

I mean some team might don’t want spring intern

low vale
#

yes but then you have 4 years of exp lol

#

that means your price is way higher than 220

flint belfry
#

do many people want to work at HRT?

low vale
#

yeah 2 promotions in 4 years is doable at amazon

#

definitely doable at meta i think because they promote faster

jaunty cove
#

amazon to hrt pipeline

crisp peak
#

people that got a Uber referral, did you get a confirmation email right away?

mild pond
#

Are meta apps open? Will they even open if not?

slow quarry
#

can replace hrt with citadel also

mild pond
#

What? Loo?

slow quarry
mild pond
#

Yes

past comet
primal moth
#

is microsoft phone call behavioral or lc?

mild pond
#

I doubt hrt cares specifically if you’re from Amazon

jaunty cove
naive kayak
jaunty cove
#

oh u would be a general swe not quant dev

slow quarry
#

bro how many test cases did u pass for imc

#

im prayiong that i get behaviroal invite

jaunty cove
#

Or am i wrong

slow quarry
hallow scroll
#

Gonna lie about my gpa next year to get cit 💯 💪

jaunty cove
#

I just want a job where im doing math and coding at the same time

lofty bluff
#

as an amc ape

hallow scroll
#

Money

lofty bluff
#

i will be on you

#

citadel is corrupt

#

and is the reason i am not rich

#

i should be filthy stinking rich if not for citadel

slow quarry
#

thats cuitadel llc not ciasfel securities

lofty bluff
#

oh

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arent they run by the same people tho

jaunty cove
lofty bluff
#

you better not illegally short my stocks

cold path
#

i wan borgar

lofty bluff
#

btw anyone here know if valkyrie prvoides housing for interns?

#

oh wait they do nvm

mild pond
#

I never get a response from citadel

#

Well always resume rejection

#

Which I don’t get do they not want PhD students lol

lofty bluff
#

they want baby students that they can indoctrinate

#

into shorting stocks

#

especially when i happen to be buying for some reason

jaunty cove
mild pond
#

I got to a good school with previous internship and they’re like nah fuck you ☠️

lofty bluff
#

*had, i was an amc ape before i crashed and i went from 2k to like 500 on my investment

#

you weren't corrupt enough. You forgot to mention how you hacked into banking systems

jaunty cove
#

I have no moral compass i just like math and want money, hopefully i can get past resume screen next year

mild pond
#

I think they might actually only do top 5 lol

hidden gust
#

does uber call u to reject u?

#

i just got an email saying i need to schedule a meeting with recruiter

uneven sand
#

why cit over citsec

slow quarry
#

i passed iomc technical

#

I am studying my ass off rn for tmrw

near swallow
#

Dracos no sharing q

#

Or ban

#

Especially u

slow quarry
white urchin
#

They asked him whether he needs to use the bathroom before looking at the question or after

near swallow
#

Citadel interview: “if u had to choose between work and family, who?”

white urchin
#

He said before, but went after looking at it too

agile yew
#

i have now applied for 50 jobs with 0 interviews 😦

hallow scroll
#

50 is rookie numbers

agile yew
#

what should my target be

hallow scroll
#

like

#

300

agile yew
#

its so tiring it feels like a waste of time idk

#

wtf 300?!!?!?!??!

jaunty cove
#

at least 2

hallow scroll
#

one will eventually say yes

agile yew
#

ar eyou joiking ?!?

hallow scroll
#

no

near swallow
#

150-300 is super normal

agile yew
#

no fuckign way

#

BRUH

hallow scroll
#

if its your first internship you have to apply like crazy

agile yew
#

ITS MY FOURTH

jaunty cove
#

none of us like spamming applications

agile yew
#

FIRST good one

near swallow
#

Life is a game. Take a lot of shots or ace the ones u do take

agile yew
#

second good one actually

#

but first one was non faang

#

but it was fortune 500

near swallow
#

Git gud or git lucky

hallow scroll
#

yeah first good one even still just gotta keep applying

agile yew
#

wtf man

hallow scroll
#

this year its a little harder as well

#

recession copium

near swallow
#

I had one f500 intern then went into new grad. Yeah u need apply to 200

agile yew
#

no way im doing this for 3 fucking years

#

id rather lift boxes at amazon warehouse TBH

hallow scroll
#

both

slow quarry
agile yew
#

hold on im not even allowed to fucking lift boxes

#

WTF!!!

#

FUCK THE US DEPARTMENT OF STATE

near swallow
#

i would never let an intern lift a box

#

Break it

agile yew
#

and why the fuck did i apply to boeing???

#

what was i thinking

#

Yeah at least I'm getting a workout bro lmao

jaunty cove
#

the boeing incident, muhru was never the dame

near swallow
#

This is why u needa be a grinder first 2 yrs lol, so u can just get ur goated internship the last summer

#

And return lol

jaunty cove
#

You can either do manual labor for $17 an hour or you can do icebreakers and write a microservice for $65 an hour

agile yew
#

was the guy joking about 300 applications? for a sophmore internship??

warped daggerBOT
#

Hyena asks: ban goku?

near swallow
#

Except Meta kids, poor saps sadge

hallow scroll
#

if its soph its even harder

agile yew
#

wtf can i hire someone on fiverr to do it

hallow scroll
#

meta Sadge

near swallow
#

ESPECIALLY soph

agile yew
#

bruh my time is worth more than these Shit chances

#

i need to un-tank my gpa so i have a chance for actual high paying jobs

hallow scroll
#

nah you dont need gpa

near swallow
hallow scroll
#

lower gpa better money

agile yew
hallow scroll
#

nah

agile yew
#

im so triggered right now

#

i gotta take a break

near swallow
#

Stay triggered bro it’s a recession

hallow scroll
#

masters wont get you better money unless you wanna do like

#

ai

agile yew
#

maybe i should become an econ major

#

profit off the recession

autumn roost
#

If I got rejected from Pinterest in 3 days, does that mean my application or resume was bad?

jaunty cove
#

You go into quant and profit off whatever the current economic state is

agile yew
#

how the fuck do i go into quant with a bad gpa though

autumn roost
#

Anything I can do to fix it or not really?

agile yew
#

i still dont believe this is possible although someone has told me otherwise

hallow scroll
#

pinterest is tuff

uneven sand
#

the big thing is not having 2024 grad date

#

many places will auto filter non-2024 grad dates

agile yew
#

everyone i know at quant is a fucking genius glasses kid, who graduates 1 year early, gets As in all classes, can do leetcode hard while sleeping, etc

near swallow
#

Why are u mad that u dont have top 1% results when u arent even a top 1% candidate

#

Join us, we are bottom 50% here

uneven sand
#

just keep applying

#

I’ve applied to like 50-70 places this year and I haven’t even been trying

agile yew
low vale
#

i mean going above 200k in ng is like top 1% in cs right

jaunty cove
spark hearth
#

I've applied to over 500

agile yew
#

FUCK YOU COLIN

north portal
agile yew
#

but you are right

jaunty cove
near swallow
spark hearth
#

and for rejected from every

agile yew
#

COLIN MY UNIVERSITY HASNT EVEN STARTED yet

#

sorry caps

uneven sand
#

maybe 5-10% get 200k new grad

jaunty cove
#

your not even a freshman?

near swallow
#

Prob 5%

agile yew
#

no its summer bro

jaunty cove
#

its summer for me too

north portal
#

its lower, its like 350k iirc

uneven sand
#

that’s top 1% out of everyone

agile yew
#

now i feel like a real idiot

near swallow
#

It’s ok just keep lc fresh cuz companies dont always give return offer

uneven sand
#

600k might be household

agile yew
#

why arent you studying colin?!?!?

golden root
#

That includes people who are like 40 years old bruv

sly copper
#

lmao I am not doing new grad application process
the strat is to intern at company with good ft pay and ask for ft return offer

uneven sand
#

also average cs jobs pay way better than average job

low vale
#

oh uh for cs i mean like as in competing with new grad peers

jaunty cove
#

I am taking a break from studying stats while on my lunch break for work @agile yew

pseudo shoal
low vale
#

like surely the amount of people with over 200k ng isn't over 5%

near swallow
#

Watch these grinders finish their intern project, forget how to 2sum over the summer and not get a return offer @slow quarry

golden root
uneven sand
#

my household tc is 0

agile yew
#

need a new phone

jaunty cove
#

Its got grease on it

near swallow
#

Oh my b thought u meant hypothetical. Nice

low vale
#

for ng

sinful locust
#

🤢

low vale
#

for higher levels the number is high as hell

uneven sand
#

no way its <1%

hallow scroll
#

I stopped doing leetcode for this year

#

If I fail my interviews oh well

uneven sand
#

faang hires a few thousand ng

golden root
sinful locust
uneven sand
#

not for cs

agile yew
#

you dont need stats for quant though? someone on discord said it's a myth! 🤤

low vale
uneven sand
#

mostly

low vale
#

amazon hires the most from faang they are not 200k

agile yew
#

what level of stats

uneven sand
#

amazon hcol is 200k for sure

near swallow
agile yew
#

like mathematical statistics? a full course for maths majors ?

sand orbit
#

200k is def 1%

uneven sand
#

qt qr isn’t fun bc it’s actual work

jaunty cove
#

Stats is its own department

#

At most schools

slow quarry
uneven sand
#

I’d rather just create some crud app and vest

sand orbit
#

Median household income at sf is only 120k

jaunty cove
north portal
sand orbit
agile yew
low vale
#

for some people maybe, for most, no

north portal
#

also does anyone know how the stocks and bonuses work, cuz levels always shows 70k stocks but is that consistently each year, or is that something that you get based on performance

agile yew
#

same

sinful locust
uneven sand
#

it is for hcol

jaunty cove
#

a lot of software engineering isnt engineering

agile yew
#

Lost Sophmore you should change majors with me

pseudo shoal
#

that canadian got shafted

jaunty cove
#

im an engineer bc i know how to write a class in java 💀

agile yew
#

i'm going to become a liberal arts major and go live on social benefits

spark hearth
#

what do they do?

agile yew
#

probably what id do to

#

once you switch to maths youd probably have to go and live on social benefits though

uneven sand
#

what do math majors do? Add numbers?

jaunty cove
#

yeah

agile yew
#

i love real anal

jaunty cove
#

im a math major and we just sit around and do mental arithmetic

#

the whole tkme

low vale
agile yew
#

real anal is so enlightening, especially measure theory, it was most insightful to see how it all fits in together

sinful locust
#

you must mean real analysis my g

low vale
#

how'd it go?

agile yew
#

yep. it's what made me finally decide to delete tinder and reinstall grindr. never looked back since.

sinful locust
#

real analysis was why i stopped being math+cs major

#

and just cs

near swallow
#

No more anal jokes

#

Next one ban

jaunty cove
#

fragged is good ir bad

quaint bolt
#

It’s just how it is

low vale
#

wait you can just ask for another question o.0

jaunty cove
#

nice congrats dude

low vale
#

good job

jaunty cove
#

Ima just say “next question” like u

hallow scroll
#

This happened to me last year we talked for like 70 mins total

#

Rejected Sadge

low vale
#

Maaan I should have told my guy I didn't know system design 💀

versed kestrel
#

Sounds sad

hallow scroll
#

Nah sounds like you’re fine I was new to leetcode and interviewing at the time so I did butt

versed kestrel
#

Go work for a startup

hallow scroll
#

He was just chill enough to answer my questions

low vale
#

nah you're chilling if its just one

hallow scroll
#

Should be fine I didn’t even solve my problem optimally this year

#

I should do this next time a company asks me dp

jaunty cove
#

Bulb switcher

low vale
#

and got the offer

hallow scroll
#

I’ll just do it next time I get something I don’t know 💯

versed kestrel
#

Keep believing you'll get there

noble ore
#

amazon final :<<<

#

if i get offer i will suck anyone in heres toes

#

u can quote that

jaunty cove
#

📸

#

I was solving it when i had to go to work today but i thought it was really interesting and will make sure to go back and do it

hardy patrol
#

gotta do ibm tommorow i forgor

#

💀

#

still didnt get stripe oa

random mauve
hardy patrol
#

yea

#

doesnt everyone get ibm oa

#

think so

#

heard it was an ass company idk if its worth doing

low vale
#

goku, when does portal change for amazon?

random mauve
low vale
#

😭

#

idk why im asking, p sure i failed lol

random mauve
random mauve
low vale
random mauve
#

my interviewer told me straight up last year i passed at the end of the interview lol

low vale
#

yeah the thing is though, i've never done that type of problem before so idek if i solved it properly lol

#

yes

random mauve
#

yo wth LOL

low vale
#

idk man i just want one thing

#

so i can stop stressin

crisp berry
#

goku how was your day

jaunty cove
#

Bc i got resume screened everywehre else

#

Lol

noble ore
#

shit was kinda ass

#

they asked me ood but ive never studied that

stone echo
#

So no Leetcode?

#

I’ll take it 🙏

noble ore
#

there was one but it was mad easy

#

easier than two sum

stone echo
#

damn

noble ore
#

i had 4 lp's, 2 technicals

stone echo
#

Got it

#

Goodluck. I have mine tmw

noble ore
#

good luck to u too

#

honestly just grind the lp's cause the technicals are all so random

#

true true

sinful locust
#

can I send a company results of a code signal I had already taken

stone echo
#

U had a dp medium? Fuck that

sinful locust
#

just finished the C1 codesignal and did well, wondering if I can reuse it later

jaunty cove
#

level order traversal is a medium?

#

Fk i wish i didnt read that

#

But thats really sick

muted summit
#

level order is like a 20 second question

#

💀 💀

celest bane
#

Did u ever get c1 result after power day @rustic topaz

dull saddle
#

Any discord server links please for Amazon interns?

rapid swan
#

who took datadog oa

hallow scroll
rapid swan
#

@hallow scroll @sinful locust how was it

#

any sql stuff

#

or just lc

hallow scroll
#

trivia is cake and yes sql

#

but very light

rapid swan
#

wait shit

#

trivia about dsa?

hallow scroll
#

yeah and I think I got some http trivia or something

#

the lc itself wasn't too bad I think it was meds

#

I dont think you need perfect to move on as long as its not like super unperfect

rapid swan
#

hard graph scary

#

WTF

hallow scroll
#

uh lol

#

looks like im not getting in Sadge

stone echo
#

might as well not take the OA

#

lmao

soft basin
#

just simply touch grass

rapid swan
#

aint no way

hallow scroll
#

praying i get lc easies on final prayge

rapid swan
hallow scroll
#

i need to pass something, too many rejects recently

soft basin
#

pics or it didnt happen

rapid swan
hallow scroll
rapid swan
soft basin
#

grass

rapid swan
hallow scroll
#

final is 15 min project deep dive and 60 mins for 2 lc

rapid swan
rapid swan
#

just like figma final

hallow scroll
#

yepyep