2023_summer

[sinful locust]

rust can't convert to htm;

[obsidian olive]

Netflix

[sick oar]

guys amazon has free food if you look for it

[wary harbor]

im doin that rn

[undone river]

ice cream too?

[wary harbor]

r there oas hard

[sinful locust]

all i see is react and on god i aint ever touching that shit

[obsidian olive]

what u tryna say

[wary harbor]

what is taht

[violet willow]

How long does zon take to schedule final

[wary harbor]

the oas they give right

[jaunty cove]

compile to wasm

[obsidian olive]

what bout them

[jaunty cove]

there r a few crates

for web dev

[wary harbor]

is it difficult like how many problems r tehre

i do too

[jaunty cove]

my personal website is in rust

[undone river]

❓

[wary harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/banana-vacuuming-slurpvacuum-briankik-gif-26319223

[obsidian olive]

i took it last yr it was insanely hard

[jaunty cove]

it looks like shit but thats bc 1) idk rust 2) idk css 3) idk web developkent

[sinful locust]

THAT'S IT IM NEVER DOING AN OA AGAIN FUUUUUUUUUUCK

[obsidian olive]

what exactly does web assembly do

[wary harbor]

WAHTS THAT FOR?

[sinful locust]

thats like javascript what about css and html

[jaunty cove]

idk it just sounds cool

[wary harbor]

DANGGG BRO U TRYNA KILL ME

[obsidian olive]

💀

[jaunty cove]

you can type in html elements and css

[sinful locust]

I SWEAR TO GOD IF I FAILED STRIPE OA TOO IM NEVER DOING A GODDAMN OA EVER

[jaunty cove]

i used s crate called yew

[wary harbor]

what were the questions about

[jaunty cove]

The stripe incident

[sinful locust]

on which oa? the one i just failed?

[wary harbor]

both u failed

@sinful locust @honest spire can i apply to both of these?

winter and summer rn?

amazon

alright

[jaunty cove]

They arent doing winter

[undone river]

👀

[sinful locust]

for zoox oa and it was implement a function that calculates 2*3+4 etc so i just implement an abstract syntax tree
then some interlapping neigh problem that was vague and def got it wrong
stripe oa was very easy string thingy
other than that just deleted the oas

no for any addition and multiplication lol

you can use stack but its easier as a tree

[jaunty cove]

Wdym for any addition and multiplication

[sinful locust]

they said no eval or you fail

ok then do it for 2 * 5 + 3 * 4

[jaunty cove]

Group multiplications together before evaluating addition

[sinful locust]

you're fucked then buddy

[jaunty cove]

your overthinking it

[sinful locust]

that's how compilers do shit

you take programming languages?

imo AST is more useful than any leetcode problem

other than binary search

[jaunty cove]

you just multiply number together and end up with a bunch of addition theres no need to do anything speical

[sinful locust]

kinda

yes

test cases would be 12+3 = 6
232+3*4 = 58 and so on for any expression [0-9]*+

[jaunty cove]

U gotta escaape the *s

[wary harbor]

@honest spire what did u put for this

[sinful locust]

that was literally 1/2 interview questions i got

[jaunty cove]

there is no need for an abstract syntax tree when you can use a stack

[sinful locust]

i don't remember

[sinful locust]

trees are easier to me

[sick oar]

does anyone have zoox recruiter

[sinful locust]

esp for parsing

[sinful locust]

for prodsec: [e-mail]

[wary harbor]

like would that not more more dougbt on them

[sick oar]

im tryna get them to create a spot for me

so many listings

i dont want any of em

[jaunty cove]

eithrr way your getting ghosted by amazon

[sinful locust]

no tree is faster

[sick oar]

true

[jaunty cove]

how is a tree faster

[wary harbor]

basically is it better to say yes

[jaunty cove]

stack can be O(n)

[sinful locust]

tree is O(log n)

[jaunty cove]

No its not

you cant parse n characters of a string in logn time

[sinful locust]

no to traverse the tree

[jaunty cove]

yea

so just do one pass with stack and get o(n)

[sinful locust]

bruh the most popular leetcode solutions are all tree

[jaunty cove]

keep a running product while the next operstor is *

then sum it when the next operator is + or you reach the end

[brisk forge]

Does anyone know if DRW OA is auto?

[jaunty cove]

that question is harder than this one

[sinful locust]

nm

[brisk forge]

cause my GPA is shit so idk how I got it

[jaunty cove]

its auto

when in doubt its auto

[sinful locust]

nm nm

[sick oar]

is zoox a part of amzn network

[brisk forge]

preciate it , sigh

still good practice ig

[jaunty cove]

yea

[sinful locust]

how?
if that were the case every language would use stacks not trees

[jaunty cove]

do blind 75 in 75 minutes every morning

[undone river]

1000 jump rope

[jaunty cove]

not everything relates to compilers

[sinful locust]

ok you right

[sinful locust]

but this problem is a compiler question

thats all im saying

whatever yall made me open leetcode

broke the only rule

for the role it makes sense

like they might want to implement compiler checks for memory safety or for symbolic execution

[jaunty cove]

i think your overthinking it, they are dumbasses

[sinful locust]

i just assumed it wasn't leetcode since someone said zoox oa was easy

yall tricked me into opening leetcode

😠

[jaunty cove]

was it a hackerrank

they prob just gave you a random ass question

[sinful locust]

no

https://tenor.com/view/i-need-more-evidence-colin-jost-saturday-night-live-i-need-more-convincing-give-me-proof-gif-21131376

[celest bane]

I just want to be happy

[sinful locust]

1 LC a day is healthy for you
I am a loner now

[wary harbor]

does amazon not ask for resume>?

[jaunty cove]

👍

[undone river]

True happiness

I guess

[jaunty cove]

no they dont, most people get an offer after they apply

[wary harbor]

@sinful locust yo does amazon not ask for resume?

[jaunty cove]

they dont bro

[wary harbor]

why is that

[undone river]

👀

[sinful locust]

bruh my interviewer didnt ask LPs and i never learned them

my mentor would bring them up and id pretend to care

[jaunty cove]

embellish a bunch of stories before the interview, write it down so you remmeber it better.

[sick oar]

for databricks?

[sinful locust]

if(i don't have an offer by Feb 2023) {
i'll do leetcode
} else {
i won't do leetcode
}
if i don't pass stripe oa {
i will never do oa until Feb 2023
}

[sick oar]

does databricks ghost

cuz like

i havent heard jack shit

[sinful locust]

pin this

[solar axle]

is databricks still a move. like they reduced intern salary

to 45

[jaunty cove]

writing down the stories gives you detsils

then you mix and match

on the fly

[solar axle]

its ike 220, but if they reduce intern this could go lower as well

[sick oar]

they did?

wtf

from what to what

[errant summit]

Off topic but does anyone have thoughts on IMC vs Optiver

[solar axle]

homies

[jaunty cove]

why is databricks so selective and they pay $45

[slow quarry]

intern pay doesnt amtter

[jaunty cove]

it matters if your on your own

[slow quarry]

would u take capital one jsut bc it paid 75 even if u got like 110k ng over like generic_big_tech

[jaunty cove]

it works for me

[solar axle]

but I want the 50K summer trading firm salary

[jaunty cove]

i write down the stories and thn i just take part A from story 1 and part B from story 2, whatever they want to hear

[solar axle]

also I feel like databricks was much harder last year

[jaunty cove]

yea you invent a story based on the relevant parts from your stories

Idk

[solar axle]

how does Palantir compare with Databricks

[jaunty cove]

You act like its from the same story tho

[sick oar]

curious ab this too

palantir frat like?

hm

[jaunty cove]

Palantir full of nerds no way they got a frat like culture

[sick oar]

itneresting

havent experienced that lmao

[solar axle]

lmao

oh yeah Amazon intern treatment was too nice

[jaunty cove]

Do you invent the details then on the fly

Like a fractal u keep zooming in and u keep bsing harder and harder

And you make it sound smoother and more directly relevant to the question ?

Ok nice

Good strat

[sinful locust]

no it was good bjust had to pay for food

[jaunty cove]

horrifying

[sinful locust]

imagine a 400k/yr manager taking you out to lunch and not paying for your shwarma

[jaunty cove]

[solar axle]

they just expense it bruh

[sinful locust]

my team didn't 😢

[jaunty cove]

i thought seniors were like 400-500k am i wrong

at like amazon

o

[warped dagger]

ssi asks: excommunicate goku

[jaunty cove]

Idk what im talking about i just assumed since, like you said, they do a lot more work, they should get paid like 2-3x as much

[sinful locust]

leetcode easy or med

[earnest hatch]

Medium

[lean pewter]

ur the pope, ur better than everyone in this server

[undone river]

I have so much questions on the naming

[wary harbor]

its the competition for me 💅🏼

[jaunty cove]

it would have been faster to say gokugate13gifs = [gif for gif in gokugate12gifs] bc python makes no sense

[undone river]

list comprehension is weird

I do too

[jaunty cove]

You should transfer to waterloo

🐶

[undone river]

👀

[obsidian olive]

y r recruiters being fired mid interview cycle

[safe minnow]

💀

[undone river]

Is it weird that this is the third time I'm hearing this

[safe minnow]

Does anyone know if meta will expedite if I tell them I have deadlines

[obsidian olive]

meta internships r out???

[safe minnow]

For specific schools yes

[obsidian olive]

what am i supposed to do bout it lmfao

[obsidian olive]

waterloo moment?

ive heard multiple did

n left ppl hanging

[safe minnow]

Nah uiuc

[obsidian olive]

ew

friends

and idk y

but its happening a lot

no as in

[undone river]

Usually people email asking more information

And they replied saying they don't work there anymore

[obsidian olive]

they go to phone interview then w8 to hear back from recruiter bout next steps and recruiters fired already

[sly copper]

sorry to interject but

If a recruiter from Mastercard wants me to schedule a phone call after the final, is that a good thing or not

[obsidian olive]

WWDC pfp looking

what

[obsidian olive]

cud be either

hmm

that doesnt fix shi

[sly copper]

I hate this suspense why can’t they just email me

[white urchin]

GM baby

[obsidian olive]

dm?

w8 nvm

[astral dew]

[obsidian olive]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-anger-pixar-inside-out-aaah-gif-5628546

[slow quarry]

waterloo?

or another school

[obsidian olive]

i got ghosted for all of last yr

[soft basin]

microsoft is known for ghosting one of the hardest parts is getting past that

[obsidian olive]

ya

ion think phone or final r actually hard

resume rejected

ya

dm me if u wanna see

[ivory ocean]

I don’t think meta is target only

They’re coming to my school Michigan State

[plush viper]

They already came to purdue

This week

[safe minnow]

Did they send out app links?

[plush viper]

Nah but we gave resumes

[obsidian olive]

immediately got resume rejected from them

like 2 weeks lol

my thoery is if they ghost past 3 weeks then u gone

ong

[zealous trail]

dox protection

wow you go to harvard

thats so cool

[obsidian olive]

indeed he is

[ivory ocean]

I think this week

Like in 2 days

[obsidian olive]

which college

[ivory ocean]

Idk I got Amazon and checked out of the recruit grind

Idk who you are

Like who is us

[obsidian olive]

wth is goin on

[zealous trail]

its literally just a greasemonkey script

[ivory ocean]

Valid

But it’s meta

And idk

Not a big meta guy

Don’t even have a favebooo

Facebook

[zealous trail]

its the first one that comes up on google lol

[ivory ocean]

Okay technically I do now because I had to to keep using my fucking rift

[north cove]

my friend got an email from a roblox recruiter asking him to schedule a call to update him on his interviews. he did his final round last week

does thus mean he got the offer?

[obsidian olive]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-rocket-visitor-deildevil-rift-gif-22494016

[ivory ocean]

No idea

[north cove]

awesome!

[obsidian olive]

i refuse to work at roblox

[ivory ocean]

I didn’t mean it’s deep I just meant I have no clue what school you go to and I thought you were asking if it’d come to your school too

[north cove]

he's super excited about the incoming offer!

[ivory ocean]

Fortnite Destiny 2 event

[north cove]

he has big smile on his face now

[sly copper]

Accepting the return offer is so tempting

[ivory ocean]

Me not going to meta career fair

[obsidian olive]

what isnt in fortnite 💀

[ivory ocean]

Idk but that D2 crossover goes hard ngl

I play D2

Not fortnite

[jaunty cove]

Accept offer at hft for quant dev, renege for quant trader offer at same company

[obsidian olive]

💀

[ivory ocean]

Renege for McDonald’s offer

No.

Don’t ever say that

Again

It’s like a 1 million dollar salary difference

[jaunty cove]

teuy get paid less

traders get huge bonuses

[ivory ocean]

You’re talking quant dev at like 300k-500k

Quant trader at 800k-1.2 mil

[obsidian olive]

andy jassy wud k

[jaunty cove]

Also the bar is way higher

[ivory ocean]

It’s using Glassdoor shit

[jaunty cove]

to make 1 mil

[zealous trail]

i cant tell if u guys are distinguishing between quant dev and SWE or not

[ivory ocean]

SIG phone round made me cry for quant

And puke

[obsidian olive]

i wanna short ppls stock and destroy their business yayyyy

[zealous trail]

right but if u put quant dev on ur resume its gonna be perceived as something diff

[ivory ocean]

That’s why you put quant dev anyways and act innocent if called out

[obsidian olive]

if i put touched grass on my resume itll be over

[jaunty cove]

ppl say quant dev more like quant roles and swe is like low latency stuff

[zealous trail]

But I don’t wanna be a quant dev lmao

[obsidian olive]

u right for that

[ivory ocean]

But you can then quote your previous salary as the quant dev salary when applying and get a huge raise for nothing

[zealous trail]

Yes

And they got very nice return offers from what I’ve heard

[ivory ocean]

Yes, although the official title for their position is “nerd”

Also quant trader intern

All 4

[obsidian olive]

WERE SCANNING 1000S OF OPPORTUNITIES FOR YOU

[ivory ocean]

Are fed by SWE

And math majors

[zealous trail]

yah

[obsidian olive]

only if i have to

[jaunty cove]

So do quant devs get tested on combjnatorics and shit

[ivory ocean]

Yeah

Quant dev is like if SWE and Trader fucked and had a deformed math Olympiad top 10 codeforce baby

🙂

[sinful locust]

or you just learn on the job

[ivory ocean]

Yooo it’s baller

[zealous trail]

impossible to make 300-500k everyone knows that 250 is the max

[ivory ocean]

[obsidian olive]

Explain why you would be a good match at this company minimum 300 words

[sinful locust]

yo

[ivory ocean]

[zealous trail]

yeah i mean itd prob help to impress your matching right

[sinful locust]

akuna

[ivory ocean]

I know people who can disprove that

[zealous trail]

Akuna Capital LLC Moment

[sinful locust]

truly

[lean pewter]

The moment there is an essay I’m out

[undone river]

the name

it is a pain to read

[obsidian olive]

when u try to fill out a job application but end up writing a persuasive essay

[sinful locust]

arent they called "junior devs" for ng

[zealous trail]

yes

[ivory basalt]

🙏🙏

[ivory ocean]

Literally was getting asked by someone about Akuna’s process cuz they wanna jump from another firm, they’re getting 380 3 YOE

[sinful locust]

380 3yoe is quite good

python can be good

[obsidian olive]

considering ur andy jassy that wont happen

[sinful locust]

im sure there are good risk teams that use python for analysis and stuff

[zealous trail]

i mean supposedly they take ur preference into account too. but ik ppl that got shite teams lol

[sinful locust]

wdym how theyre viewed

[zealous trail]

prestige

[sinful locust]

prestige within the company?

[jaunty cove]

yes

[lofty bluff]

do you guys do cover letters for your companies?

like the ones you apply for?

[sinful locust]

defiitely dont

[ivory ocean]

Ugh

[lean pewter]

I think place I interned at pays around 270k for 3 yrs of experience when i asked a ft dude there, 380 k is p insane

[lofty bluff]

are they useful?

[jaunty cove]

I havent had time to but now i will be coding in c++ for 30 hours a week whether i want to or not

[ivory ocean]

Should o get back on the grind

[obsidian olive]

https://tenor.com/view/hell-naw-nah-gif-7332331

[sinful locust]

prestige didn't help me with interview 😭

amazon is 375 2yoe

[ivory ocean]

I quit the grind but I do miss it

[sinful locust]

no more crapping on amazon

[ivory ocean]

Oh 100%

[obsidian olive]

ye

[lofty bluff]

as an amc ape i can confirm this

[zealous trail]

i dont wanna ever talk to a gme ape IRL anyway

[sinful locust]

amc lol

[zealous trail]

???

[sinful locust]

no?

[zealous trail]

lol

[obsidian olive]

u prob can

[ivory ocean]

Saw a dude on WSB who made 1.8 mil off BBBY and GME and AMC by yoloing his Amz salary

Dude had 2 YOE

[sinful locust]

BRHU

stop

[ivory ocean]

Said he still works for the fun

[zealous trail]

oh w8 ur right

damn

[sinful locust]

my intern project was to get updates from config
thats why aint doing swe boring ass work

[ivory ocean]

Any past Amazon interns what was ur project

I’m curious if they’re any fun

[undone river]

read documentation all day baby!

[sinful locust]

imagine if i grindined lc that year all that work wouldve been for nothing

[jaunty cove]

All of citadels posts on linkedin are people pissed that they didnt become rich off a meme stock

[jaunty cove]

Comments by

[ivory ocean]

Yes

[lean pewter]

my intern was just deadass playing poker and chess w other interns cuz i'd finish my work and have nothing else to do all day

[zealous trail]

@sinful locustwere u valk this summer?

[ivory ocean]

That’s why I quit the grind

But I’m debating hopping back on the grind

No

But I’m wondering if I should

[sinful locust]

this

[ivory ocean]

There’s not many places left better than Amazon

I already finished process with most quants

I’m in process with Jump still

But other than that

And MSFT

[zealous trail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/839866815541805116/915412309390790716/unknown.png

[jaunty cove]

what compsny?

[ivory ocean]

But I think Amazon > MSFT

[sinful locust]

nvidia stripe tesla spacex apple google msft

[ivory ocean]

Is spotify open?

[low vale]

1 good internship will turn the grind into a walk

[ivory ocean]

Someone send me a list

[lean pewter]

cringe company, i had a phone w them and my interviewer made fun of me for going to georgia tech cuz it was state school

[ivory ocean]

I got NVIDIA reject

[low vale]

gonna stop applying everywhere once i get a single good place

[zealous trail]

based company

fuck

[ivory ocean]

Google is closed

[lean pewter]

ncr is missing bad list

[zealous trail]

but twitch has better WLB = less experience gained = D tier

[low vale]

what is samsara btw?

[zealous trail]

idk what that is

[low vale]

I've started seeing it more often

[ivory ocean]

Do we have this but not a meme

[safe minnow]

What did Citadel do 💀

[ivory ocean]

So I know where to apply

[zealous trail]

a unicorn

[lean pewter]

the greatest company on earth

[zealous trail]

im so game tho

[safe minnow]

But isn't Goldman sachs guilty of that too

[zealous trail]

not doing both?

[sinful locust]

no way. for security? i cancelled swe phone

[lean pewter]

yes

[low vale]

I applied the moment I heard they had 90 hour work days

[ivory ocean]

I heard from everyone here they opened it only for like a week then closed lol

[safe minnow]

True

[low vale]

gotta train the sigma grindset

[safe minnow]

Also is the 9/19 google application opening a cap or not?

[ivory ocean]

I wish Jump would finish resume reviewing

[zealous trail]

hmm that I don't know. no clue if 2sig takes sophmores i know cit does take some

[low vale]

they do

[sinful locust]

for security? it neer opneed?

[low vale]

they also take freshman

[ivory ocean]

So I could get failing their phone over with

[ivory ocean]

Idk abt security

[sinful locust]

yo

who ping

It wasn't goku, I have him blocked

[low vale]

yeah but i assume if they take freshmen they gotta give them a return offer

[sinful locust]

bro responded to my comment without reading it 💀

[ivory ocean]

I am a MSFT Banana Deepmind Step Rockstar

[ivory ocean]

Ur a comment

[zealous trail]

w8 @sinful locust are u going ft

[sinful locust]

2sig has the highest hourly pay out of all quants

cuz people only work like 10 hours a week

[jaunty cove]

Lol

[zealous trail]

but whats the hourly of ur noncompete

[ivory ocean]

Ur like the comment that says “counter” above a counting variable

[zealous trail]

take high paying job -> get as much IP as possible -> get max noncompete

[sinful locust]

72.50 is the base so thats the noncompete

but thats for intern

idk about full time

[ivory ocean]

Tbh

[zealous trail]

wait u have an intern noncompete?

[sinful locust]

yeah

[zealous trail]

LMAO

6mo?

[sinful locust]

its only 3 months

[zealous trail]

hahaha

[ivory ocean]

If they gave me 72.50 to not compete, I’d simply continue to compete

[zealous trail]

i mean free money tho

[sinful locust]

and its not enforced apparently

[zealous trail]

would they if u wanted to go somewhere else immediately tho?

[sinful locust]

like they never actually enforce it so its pretty meaningless

[ivory ocean]

It must be enforced

[sinful locust]

from what ive heard they dont really care and theyll just let you go somewhere else

[zealous trail]

@sinful locust are u grading tho

graduating

this year

[sinful locust]

no im a sophomore lol

[ivory ocean]

No way they’re paying 72.50 to just not care

[zealous trail]

another L + ratio

[zealous trail]

they dont pay it if they dont enforce it

[obsidian olive]

💀

[sinful locust]

yeah they only have to pay if they stop you from going somewhere

[ivory ocean]

Like here’s 20k over 3 months to do whatever you want

[sinful locust]

thats assuming equal hours tho

[ivory ocean]

I see people have begun to hop on the fake executive title trend

[sinful locust]

I think its closer to 300

[zealous trail]

L

[ivory ocean]

First I was CTO

Now there’s a COO

[sinful locust]

its not as much as the other quants cuz its easy wlb

so they dont have to pay as well

[obsidian olive]

ye

[zealous trail]

akuna

good

[sinful locust]

whats akuna pay

[ivory ocean]

I hear that Akuna let’s you take 9 month PTO

[sinful locust]

isnt it like 200

[zealous trail]

250 lets gooo

[ivory ocean]

Each year

[zealous trail]

for intern return

[ivory ocean]

[sinful locust]

2sig lets you take 12

every days a vacation at 2sig

[ivory ocean]

Fire

[zealous trail]

200

everyone

[sinful locust]

job hoppers

[scarlet pike]

how the f do you hear back from apple

[zealous trail]

u take 2 years to chill then hop

[ivory ocean]

I mean if I was helping to siphon money from the middle class retirement accounts to a billionaire, I’d also think every day was a vacation

[zealous trail]

and its actually 15mo

[sinful locust]

yeah you literally get free money for 2 years

[ivory ocean]

Literally my life goal

[zealous trail]

2 years for research

[scarlet pike]

Apple never replies

[low vale]

go to a tech company until ur noncompete is done\

[zealous trail]

then they generally wont excercise

[ivory ocean]

No then they don’t pay you

[sinful locust]

every noncompete pays I think

I dont think its legal to not pay

[zealous trail]

usually itll be less

[sinful locust]

well yeah if you join they wont pay

[ivory ocean]

I think they only have to pay if you have to refuse an offer cuz of it

[sinful locust]

wait wtf

why would they do that

what do they gain

[zealous trail]

this sounds plausible to me

[sinful locust]

thats fair

wait no its not

[zealous trail]

its pretty vague or maybe I just didnt read very closely

[sinful locust]

why would they even need to give you that

theres nothing they get out of it

if youre already working somewhere else

[ivory ocean]

They gain less paperwork and not having to stalk people to see if they get jobs

Also tax write off

[sinful locust]

ohh so they still block you from other trading firms

I thought this was for trading firms

[safe minnow]

🤔 do any of the faangs also have noncompetes

[jaunty cove]

So how do i do a math job that pays well and is mentally stimulating thats not just quant trading

[safe minnow]

Doesn't actuarial do that

[zealous trail]

If i become employed or otherwise engaged in business activities that do not qualify as a Competitive Activity during the Restrictive Period, then Restrictive Period Payment will be reduced by 75% for the duration of such non-competitive activity.

[jaunty cove]

it sounds boring asf

[zealous trail]

there u go

[jaunty cove]

I like that quant trading is always stressful

[zealous trail]

so u do get some nice double pay

only loll

boredom also a factor

but yeah

but noncompete payout im sure doesn't grow

i wouldnt imagine theyd amend ur contract for u

just cuz ur base or bonus is higher later

[jaunty cove]

Think ant what they do

If they fk up the company loses a shit ton of money

[zealous trail]

risk limits ?

u can just leave it off

just say u were non-competing

[jaunty cove]

Idk bro im just saying i want to work at a job where im constantly making important decisions and not just sitting in a room writing getters and setters for a class

[zealous trail]

https://play.typeracer.com?rt=8kfyp2y6z

join

😡 join

1800 wpm

oops i was alt tabbed

do it again

[jaunty cove]

I was doing 90 wpm on my phone and then a guest pulled up

💀

[zealous trail]

yeah if u get over 100 u get anticheat

[obsidian olive]

who exactly is yahkub

[sinful locust]

yahkub

[zealous trail]

me

who are u

idk

[warped dagger]

GokuGate12! asks: sex

[zealous trail]

about to start boys

lets goo

[warped dagger]

ssi asks: ban goku

[zealous trail]

fuck i choked

whos 110

must be @inner kernel

lol

[zealous trail]

chad

[sinful locust]

too easy

[zealous trail]

what a god

[jaunty cove]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-typing-fast-pepetyping-gif-22951566

[sinful locust]

@hearty river

[zealous trail]

acc true tho

[jaunty cove]

optiver OA is 80 words in 8 seconds

[sinful locust]

why so easy

I thought optiver would make it hard

[zealous trail]

600 wpm lets go

[sinful locust]

600 wpm is only okay if youre in the 3rd grade

[obsidian olive]

clicked off that oa so fast

[jaunty cove]

im trolling

Cause 80 in 8

[nova lantern]

anyone have the list of Jane street problems to study?

[jaunty cove]

goku ur gonna be so cracked in a few months

your not bad

you have a lot more dedication than almost everyone

[uneven sand]

no

it's super outdated and the questions are mostly annoying implementation questions

https://usaco.guide

this is a better alternative

[winter spade]

what is this channel about ?

[safe minnow]

Damn I wish I had someone tell me this when I was struggling through the previous shit website

[hardy patrol]

its for #2023_summer

[earnest hatch]

About 2023 summer vacation plans

[hardy patrol]

whats usaco for exactly

[winter spade]

[hardy patrol]

lc type shit?

[true glade]

competitive programming for high school students

[winter spade]

are you all interns ?

[uneven sand]

yes

this is the intern chat

#2023_grads for the new grad chat

[winter spade]

hmmm

[sinful locust]

yo

[winter spade]

I am in 1st year

2025 grad

[uneven sand]

work at jane street first

but to work at jane street you have to work at rentech first

[uneven sand]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-yawn-gif-25350794

[uneven sand]

[sinful locust]

yeah I made it up

[safe minnow]

[uneven sand]

lol

[sinful locust]

inspect element is quite cool

[uneven sand]

did you get results

[sinful locust]

they havent given me any update yet

[uneven sand]

damn

[sinful locust]

its only been a day

I wouldve had to do leadership and all that shit

[uneven sand]

also they don't say "you got an offer" lol

isn't it first asking for top 5 accomplishments

then leadership calls

then offer

[sinful locust]

yeah

Ken has to sign it

@inner kernel is ken's signature on your offer letter

wait did you get both cit and citsec

[winter spade]

do people get internships in their freshman year ?

[sinful locust]

I heard ken signs the cit ones

[uneven sand]

yes

[sinful locust]

but only peng signs citsec

weird

maybe theyre fake

[uneven sand]

id take cit just to get ken's signature

[sinful locust]

maybe you applied to citadel the military college or whatever

https://go.citadel.edu/

[uneven sand]

https://www.citadelbanking.com

[sinful locust]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citadel_of_Aleppo

[uneven sand]

https://citadelcolour.com

[sinful locust]

send a screenshot

I want to see what kens signature looks like

[uneven sand]

it's citadel for for european poc

[sinful locust]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citadel_(malware)

lol thats ken's

[uneven sand]

kenneth

[sinful locust]

kenneth is tiny then griffin is like 4 words

[uneven sand]

basically the financial firm

[sinful locust]

berkeley is #1 college in the world according to forbes

no its 70k

[uneven sand]

it's free for in state

[sinful locust]

berkeley is stupid

gt >>>>

[safe minnow]

Free?

[sinful locust]

cheaper

[uneven sand]

im broke

my TC is 0

for oos

out of state

could also mean Out of puSsy

yes

also 60k is including everything

like housing and food

[winter spade]

how did you land on an internship ?

[uneven sand]

yes people pay that much

im paying 80k/year

i go to cmu

cmu is actually crazy

80k/year

and i heard their finaid isn't that great

[sinful locust]

then how do you have secrets about him

[uneven sand]

tuition itself is 60k

[sinful locust]

change your pfp color again

[uneven sand]

60k tuition is common for top private schools

depends

isn't cmu finaid asscheeks

i don't go to a private

im not paying 80k/year

im paying like 80k for my entire degree

that's including graduating early tho

im doing internships in the offseason

[zealous trail]

vexor is cracked doesnt need extra time

[safe minnow]

You get hella scholarships right

[uneven sand]

cmu don't give merit scholarships i think

you can get finaid

[safe minnow]

Yeah

[true glade]

goku

[uneven sand]

no

[uneven sand]

kappa

[true glade]

can u stop bothering me

[uneven sand]

i hope one day i can make it to clitadel

[true glade]

man pings me in tmw server for no reason

[uneven sand]

tmw 😱

[zealous trail]

citadel 🤢

[uneven sand]

95% of men can't find the clitadel

i go to goku's school

fr

@rustic topaz stop deleting

evan spiegel a clown

man can't even keep snap stock above $10

yea bc you're not a ceo

i met evan at one of the ceo meetups

[true glade]

Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T

[uneven sand]

cp 🤨

[true glade]

why would i know anything about cp

[jaunty cove]

The pi phi incident

[uneven sand]

tf is this

evan spiegel is a clown

[true glade]

???

[tepid moat]

Has anyone gotten amazon offer?

[uneven sand]

ik tmwilliam lin btw

[tepid moat]

not return

[true glade]

ok

[uneven sand]

he's my roommate

[true glade]

😱

[jaunty cove]

ive done 350 questions and im ass

[true glade]

like

i didnt join tmw server to learn cp

[sinful locust]

yeah

[tepid moat]

can i dm?

[sinful locust]

it wasnt me

one of my friends got it

[tepid moat]

oh lol

do you know details lol

[true glade]

i just know a few people in there

[sinful locust]

nah I dont know him that well

[jaunty cove]

yea

370 maybe

[lean pewter]

350 wtf

[jaunty cove]

because i get off work and i solve like 10 questions and pass out

[lean pewter]

touch grass

[uneven sand]

i've done 459 lc and i suck ass

[tough ledge]

10 questions is insane

[jaunty cove]

most of them are mediums or easies

[astral dew]

How??? I literally lose focus trying to do one problem lol

[lean pewter]

i've done 64 no motivation to grind lol, tho like a third of them r hard

[jaunty cove]

bc i am addicted to it

[tough ledge]

0 so far

[jaunty cove]

if i cant solve an lc question i think about it all day at work

[lean pewter]

[jaunty cove]

the one advantage of having a non technical job

is you can basically make your brain multithreaded

[astral dew]

Felt that with project tho. Literally would wake up at 3am and send out diffs during my internship 😂

[uneven sand]

my brain is multiprocessed

[lean pewter]

i start leetcode, 10 mins in i see vct and lcs r live and call it day

[jaunty cove]

lool

Its fun to be really invested in smth

[spark hearth]

my brain is a distributed system

[jaunty cove]

Once i get good at dp i think i will be able to solve random hards a good amount of the time

[zealous trail]

Cap

[jaunty cove]

I did 10 problems a year or teo ago

and i started grinding in june

But i didnt know how to solve two sum in linear time starting thrn

its cool when you figure it out

[true glade]

thats not what dp stands for

nor does it stand for dynamic programming

[astral dew]

Dumb people

[sinful locust]

What a minute
For zoox fulltime i went straight ti phone but for intern i got leetcode oa?

[uneven sand]

why you applying to a zoo

they have swe roles?

[brisk forge]

Did you apply for both positions?

[sinful locust]

Yes

[brisk forge]

I’m assuming diff grad dates right?

Cause I might do that

[sinful locust]

They do product security

[sinful locust]

No same resume lol

[uneven sand]

wait I thought zoox was self driving cars

[brisk forge]

Interesting lol

I thought ATS actually straight up filters by grad date for intern but apparently they dont?

Or maybe its just a zoox thing

[jaunty cove]

I hit random

And skip the sql questions

and if i cant solve it i think about it for a while and go on

its not like i solve every problem right away

[sinful locust]

Yes and selfdriving cars need to not be hacked

how do i be american

[sinful locust]

what should it be to be american

yes

[sinful locust]

Idk but the phone was waay easier than oa and more relevant to the role

ok im american

[warped dagger]

Avatar for hashmap#3645

Link as

png | jpg | webp

[sinful locust]

Customer Obsession
Ownership
Invent and Simplify
Are Right, A Lot
Learn and Be Curious
Hire and Develop the Best

Amazon is a cult

good

r u guys mentally ok in the head

[warped dagger]

Avatar for fracker#2274

Link as

png

Avatar for Krishna Das ❄#0785

Link as

png | jpg | webp

[sinful locust]

Imagine slaving on leetcode to pay for overpriced food from food trucks work on a dashboard and have your manager repeats lps forever and forced to go to meetings about shit you dont care about

Customer Obsession
Ownership
Invent and Simplify
Are Right, A Lot
Learn and Be Curious
Hire and Develop the Best

Customer Obsession
Ownership
Invent and Simplify
Are Right, A Lot
Learn and Be Curious
Hire and Develop the Best

r u guys mentally ok in the head

No

what

[sinful locust]

what

Hungy

Customer Obsession
Ownership
Invent and Simplify
Are Right, A Lot
Learn and Be Curious
Hire and Develop the Best

what

Customer Obsession
Ownership
Invent and Simplify
Are Right, A Lot
Learn and Be Curious
Hire and Develop the Best

what

Customer obssession my ass
They were supposed to send an alexa and it never arrived

And that was the first day of my internship. My only swag not from the gift shop

Customer Obsession
Ownership
Invent and Simplify
Are Right, A Lot
Learn and Be Curious
Hire and Develop the Best

[static spindle]

do we really need to know these?

[sinful locust]

fuck the krebs cycle

fuck science

give me high tc

[static spindle]

im science

[sinful locust]

Hello Mr. Mitchell,
I hope this email finds you well. Am I moving forward? May you forward my resume to the product security internship team please?

No response 4 days ago

[static spindle]

Am I moving forward?

[sinful locust]

I guess not

[static spindle]

😔

[sinful locust]

Backwards back to applying

GOOD

[static spindle]

101 applications

[sinful locust]

MORE TIME TO GET BETTER

Bro stripe hurry up
ITS LITERALLY AUTOMATED

[hardy patrol]

bruh stripe isnt auto

[sinful locust]

HOW DO YOU TAKE 3 DAYS

[hardy patrol]

still waiting for my oa

[sinful locust]

stripe is auto

no
My interviewer was german and didnt ask LPs
He said merry christmas and good job

For elf slavery inc? I mean apple?

Hello I hope this finds you well - sorry to bother you. I am a student at looking for internships.

May you refer me to the role 1458163 please?

[jaunty cove]

Hello I hope this finds you well - sorry to bother you. I am a student at looking for internships.

May you refer me to the role 1458163 please?

[sinful locust]

Hello I hope this finds you well - sorry to bother you. I am a student at looking for internships.

May you refer me to the role 1458163 please?

[jaunty cove]

hi , sorry a little late to discussion 😅😅😅😅😅 can someone please give is referral to JANE STREET? I would really appreciate to refer to JANE STREET. I am student at IIT and have dreamed of working at JANE STREET. Kindly write back to me

[frosty brook]

aint no way

wtf is that shit

[sinful locust]

Linkedin

[frosty brook]

you work at JS?

[sinful locust]

Ofc

[jaunty cove]

hi , sorry a little late to discussion 😅😅😅😅😅 can someone please give is referral to JANE STREET? I would really appreciate to refer to JANE STREET. I am student at IIT and have dreamed of working at JANE STREET. Kindly write back to me

[frosty brook]

can you refer me to role 1458163

[sinful locust]

Hello I hope this finds you well - sorry to bother you. I am a student at looking for internships.

May you refer me to the role 1458163 please?

[frosty brook]

ill refer you to role 1458163 if you refer me to role 1458163

[sinful locust]

At least 1 will respond?

what

[sinful locust]

Hello I hope this finds you well - sorry to bother you. I am a student at looking for internships.

May you refer me to the role 1458163 please?

for sure

where, uber?

[sinful locust]

Hello I hope this finds you well - sorry to bother you. I am a student at looking for internships.

May you refer me to the role 1458163 please?

[sinful locust]

send ur resume

[sinful locust]

https://www.google.com/search?q="1458163"+intern

resume

Sure. I already posted my linkedin tho

[sinful locust]

Hello I hope this finds you well - sorry to bother you. I am a student at looking for internships.

May you refer me to the role 1458163 please?

[frosty brook]

solid

[sinful locust]

I removed all nonfaangmula internship

😏

[sinful locust]

Hello I hope this finds you well - sorry to bother you. I am a student at looking for internships.

May you refer me to the role 1458163 please?

[frosty brook]

so if you worked for JS, you wouldve removed it?

lmfa

[sinful locust]

Yep

[frosty brook]

alfa male

[sinful locust]

They emailed me but i ghosted 😎

Coping bc i know theyll reject me after phone again

😭

european

[jaunty cove]

is your pfp “stock image woman on phone”

[sinful locust]

no

Hello I hope this finds you well - sorry to bother you. I am a student at looking for internships.

May you refer me to the role 1458163 please?

[jaunty cove]

lukewarm dming

[sinful locust]

Apple recruiter ghosted after dm 😿

[jaunty cove]

This guys resume is cracked

[sinful locust]

jump him

lol

"hello?

try saying "hello" one more time

Huh

storage or something

[sinful locust]

Ok i did

[sinful locust]

ok

Thats every school 🥵

hi

Colin Davis

ignore

💀

?

?????

[jaunty cove]

Hello

[sinful locust]

???????????????????

Ghosted again?

He never reach out

😭😭😭

all cappers

how

What else is it for but spamming

[jaunty cove]

linkedin dark mode❤️

[sinful locust]

go bears

Its been 2 weeks 😭

?/

for i in range(len(arr)):
pass

[sinful locust]

?

????????

[jaunty cove]

syntax error

[sinful locust]

how

[jaunty cove]

expected indented block

[sinful locust]

/poll "colin davis" "accept" "ignore"

https://tenor.com/view/help-lizzy-capri-i-need-your-help-help-me-help-me-out-gif-21059702

[jaunty cove]

Trolled

[warped dagger]

mrterrificmiracle asks: colin davis

Krishna Das ❄ asks: should i be banned

[sinful locust]

Sorry i only accept people on linkedin i want stuff from

🥵

@jaunty cove

[jaunty cove]

Cringe

😎

[sinful locust]

When you intern at faang request me
Ill accept if you refer

Deal?

[jaunty cove]

No thanks

[sinful locust]

🤣

K

[frosty brook]

leave the dude alone

lmfao

[jaunty cove]

I will be interning at hft summer 2024 no faang

[sinful locust]

Y

[sinful locust]

🤮

[jaunty cove]

In 10 years they will be using rust idk why you dont wanna be a part of thatp

[frosty brook]

amazon is not even a real faang

[sinful locust]

Amazon already using Rust

[jaunty cove]

For like

A microservice right

[sinful locust]

FB is not even a real faang

[frosty brook]

??

you get promoted the fastest

[jaunty cove]

Fang

[frosty brook]

amazon is full of PIP bruv

[sinful locust]

?? is not even a real faang

[jaunty cove]

Uber > fang tho

[sinful locust]

Still ghosted

JFML

[jaunty cove]

Didnt u literally intern there

[sinful locust]

In a literal sense yes

Still ghosted
JFML

[jaunty cove]

Figuratively speaking

[sinful locust]

No literally

Physically and god forbid emotionally

😭

[frosty brook]

bruv did security there

do SWE

[sinful locust]

No i did swe

I didnt get security 😭😭😭

If i did my salary wouldve been higher 🤧

😂😂 invitee

[frosty brook]

hahaha

[sinful locust]

Its when you do a weekend program at HFT

Its not work exp

🤣

Putting it as exp just to flex

I dont put jane street invitee on my linkedin

🤣

[lean pewter]

that kinda reminds of finance bros that put spring week on their resume

[sinful locust]

Why
Apr 2022 - Apr 2022 🤣🤣

Mf it wasnt even a week

[frosty brook]

that dude is cracked af

[lean pewter]

yeah

[frosty brook]

idk how tf he doing all this shit

lemme show you another dude

[sinful locust]

Dont i see them on linkedin all the time

[frosty brook]

bruv they got no posts

the best ones dont go any posts

[sinful locust]

Ppl at my school did 2sig as freshman

[frosty brook]

you gotta know them

2sig is nothing bruv

[sinful locust]

y’all feening for quant

[frosty brook]

everyone gets into that

[sinful locust]

just do the work

Im tired of them on my feed

[sinful locust]

shut up lmao

[frosty brook]

2sig RECRUITER freshmen

[sinful locust]

@sinful locust look at this clown

Now see em on discord hell no

[frosty brook]

recruits*

[sinful locust]

so

it’s still not easy

only 10 freshmen interns

[frosty brook]

like if you put 2025 on ur resume on most companies, ur fucked

[sinful locust]

if u got it as a freshman sure say it’s easy