2023_summer

[hardy patrol]

bro your all transplants

[harsh jackal]

anyone received any response from Mathworks after the video interview (5min)?

[hardy patrol]

its insanely easy to ask any of them and hang out

hustle 24/7

my only regret last internship was to keep expanding my social group instead of meeting the first 5 people and stopping there

[soft basin]

my goal this internship is to meet more swe for connections and some software engineer friends

and to secure return ofc

[muted summit]

the most fun part of my internship were the ppl

[soft basin]

im gonna banana launder

[muted summit]

i really only hung out with the interns in my building tho and it was like 5 people LOL

[soft basin]

i wanna smoke with interns lol

[acoustic citrus]

same but not even for connections, just for cs friends lol

switched into cs and no cs friends ://

[soft basin]

idrc abt major or anything lol

[dusk kayak]

i honestly have no friends in my major and im okay with that

i just hang out with cool people instead

[muted summit]

same i dont really talk to many people in my major

[soft basin]

im ok not having much cs friends

[dusk kayak]

ong i just need friends man

dont care wya or what you study

just be dope

[muted summit]

aight lets go get food fr @dusk kayak

[acoustic citrus]

rly :O i feel like its such a struggle grind tho, would b nice if knew other ppl going thru it

[dusk kayak]

im literally down bro just lmk

my girl is in class around lunch so we can grab something then or for dinner

[muted summit]

ya ill lyk

is there anyone else from sjsu who talks in here

[dusk kayak]

it shouldve been @honest spire

[muted summit]

shoulda came to sjsu smh

[soft basin]

i cant wait to meet ppl in seattle too

i fuckin love the city compared to a boring ass suburb

[dusk kayak]

i felt that, was in a similar place for GT

L

[soft basin]

amazon internship is literally game of rng

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/887916826556776501/894088728467877888/Mosca_2.0-1.gif

[jaunty cove]

bro prob realizdd it was a hard question and folded instead of demonstrating a good attempt to solve the problem

then went on reddit to complain

[soft basin]

literally probably the issue

[tired narwhal]

true cant fold like that

[soft basin]

instead use it as a learning opportunity

[hardy patrol]

heard amz interview is weighed 40% technical and 60% behavioral

[tired narwhal]

nah

[hollow sorrel]

where can i download jake template in word format? I saw that parsers may have difficulties scanning latex and it's better if your resume comes from word

[tired narwhal]

is pass both

[soft basin]

both are probably taken equally

[tired narwhal]

dont worry so much about parsers

[hardy patrol]

ive seen people pass with like only one question fully completed on the oa

[tired narwhal]

pdfs and latex is fine

[sinful locust]

amazon ghosting me still

[jaunty cove]

do people still use word

[soft basin]

for amazon behavioral just slide a few lp into the story

and for technical just pray for luck

[tired narwhal]

just dont be shit in behavioral lol

[hollow sorrel]

but when i upload my cv on some career websites I actually dont get the right result 💀

[tired narwhal]

technical for amazon usually a medium

[hardy patrol]

final?

[tired narwhal]

why they have u manually fill it

[soft basin]

i recently switched to macos for laptop

[tired narwhal]

and fix it

[jaunty cove]

i havent used anything besides google docs to write papers in for non latex stuff in years

[soft basin]

i rlly like the new m2 macbook air

[tired narwhal]

ive only ever used pdfs and ive been fine lol

[soft basin]

i used google docs for my resume

[tired narwhal]

so dont over worry

• tons of other ppl i advised

[hollow sorrel]

is it too late if u apply to an internship 1 month after it was posted ?

[soft basin]

its extremely thin

[tired narwhal]

no

[soft basin]

but also i recommend the m1 regular macbook

[muted summit]

the new macbook air looks overly thin

[tired narwhal]

they dont rlly start main processing till sept / oct

sometimes they post early but dont act on it

[safe minnow]

I haven't gotten anything from roblox for more than the specified 10 business days after their OA. Is it worth emailing for an update or does it make no difference?

[tired narwhal]

exception a few dompanies

[tired narwhal]

no diff

[soft basin]

yeah im not gonna attempt to try to bend htis

[safe minnow]

😔

[jaunty cove]

median of two sorted arrays is a math array q thats top on amazon tagged i bet that guy on reddit got it😂

[soft basin]

but its a pretty strong aluminum frame

[soft basin]

what?

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/272491239444709376/804719809341685844/image0.gif

[oak kite]

yo stop

[hollow sorrel]

bro lives in 2010

[jaunty cove]

the guy was complaining he got a “math/array hard question”

[safe minnow]

Do unicorns usually pit you against other people in the final round, or do you just need to do well and that's enough?

[tired narwhal]

well enough

i dont think any company just pits u lol

unless hc is that tight

[safe minnow]

hc?

[slow quarry]

unicorns def pit u

[tired narwhal]

head count

[sinful locust]

yeah lol

[tired narwhal]

it depends

[sinful locust]

no it doesn’t depend

[tired narwhal]

what u count as unicorns / volume of hires

[sinful locust]

99% pit

lol

[slow quarry]

big tech just meet the bar, unicorns meet the bar + compared against since they dont hire as much

[sinful locust]

what’s up yahkuna

[tired narwhal]

nah if it high volume, u just pass the bar

[sinful locust]

bruh i just said hi

[slow quarry]

thats big tech amt notunicorn

[sinful locust]

best. at

cat

[tired narwhal]

hm could have the wrong idea of unicorns in my mind lol - nvm me 🥲

[sinful locust]

@slow quarry yo u got offers?

[slow quarry]

like hiring max 20 interns for offseason and like 50-100 max for summer

[oak kite]

I think you should leave the second part out of your name before you offend someone LOL

[slow quarry]

around that general amt

[tired narwhal]

xD lmao

[sinful locust]

lol

didn’t even think of that

[dusk kayak]

ill need some hires soon for my unicorn

[tired narwhal]

u right

[sinful locust]

just thought of FAANG

[dusk kayak]

stay tuned for job postings

[sinful locust]

[dusk kayak]

next

[safe minnow]

Figma and instabase are 2 big unicorns right?

[slow quarry]

waiting for duo offer/reject, imc final next week, waiting palantir response after good onsite, instabase final reject, ghosted linkedin for scheduling final, convoy phone in weeks, bubble tecnical next week

[slow quarry]

instabse is not big

theyre hiring like 15max interns

[safe minnow]

Oh

Ok

[oak kite]

You could also do M A N G A @tired narwhal

[tired narwhal]

wait lol was i wrong i thought u were ft haha

last we talked, or were u intern up in bay

[slow quarry]

naw intern lol

i interned in bay yea

[lean pewter]

im blocking u

[zealous trail]

Cs majors don’t complain abt writing a paragraph challenge (very hard)

[quaint bolt]

How can I be like you big man

[dusk kayak]

"essay" btw

[zealous trail]

I wrote like 4 sentences

[quaint bolt]

Bro I wrote one back in first-year and have been copy pasting it ever since

[dusk kayak]

ong

[tired narwhal]

are u waiting for Meta? or just gave up

[oak kite]

@slow quarry where did you previously intern at

[dusk kayak]

skill issue

[quaint bolt]

He was at my startup

[soft basin]

cool

[zealous trail]

Wagons is a 🐐

[quaint bolt]

Ayo don’t expose me like that

My dms already bad as is

[slow quarry]

assuming there isnt any RO given and doing job search normally even tho on any normal year I would get one

[dusk kayak]

wagons goat

[zealous trail]

Can I dm u abt Akuna Capital process? 😳

[slow quarry]

meta + rippling

[oak kite]

op

[soft mist]

youre not a previous rippling intern 🙄

[slow quarry]

14% response rate open

[slow quarry]

it starts monday

[quaint bolt]

Private session only for you

[hearty river]

@quaint bolt

[oak kite]

!process discordmod apply

[final forum]

You can only use this command in 2022_winter_intern_process, 2022_summer_intern_process, 2022_grad_process, 2022_fall_intern_process, 2023_summer_intern_process, 2023_winter_intern_process, 2023_grad_process

[crisp peak]

i was also at meta but i got 0 interviews why

[clever grail]

@sinful locust

[soft basin]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-discord-gif-18242678

[hearty river]

@bichotaso munaño

@sinful locust

[slow quarry]

how many apps?

[soft mist]

[quaint bolt]

Yes Matuda

[slow quarry]

i have a 14% inteview rate with fb + rippling

[oak kite]

Not going to lie, hearing people say they have meta or Amazon and not getting responses kinda yikes LOL

[slow quarry]

i remember looking on reddit and this person had a 20% interview rate without meta and after meta they had 90%

[crisp peak]

all on pitts github (for internships)

[slow quarry]

im literally doing worse than a person without meta

[quaint bolt]

Not enough offers, come back later

[crisp peak]

im at 0%

[dusk kayak]

im at like 2% interview rate

[slow quarry]

not a single oa or itneviw?

[zealous trail]

I’ve done 31 interviews this year

[crisp peak]

oh wait nvm i got scale ai OA (the only OA that wasn't automated i think)

[soft basin]

ive done 2 and i dont want anymore 😂

[jaunty cove]

ive done one interview and gotten one offer

[soft mist]

incoming aquatic 😎

[safe minnow]

👀

[soft basin]

sends you to colorado

[zealous trail]

Bro aquatic owned me cuz I can’t write python

[soft basin]

really?

[soft mist]

i didnt do that and got moved on

[soft basin]

colorado isnt that bad lmao

[zealous trail]

U got on-site?

[soft basin]

youve got good weed

[soft mist]

wait did you do the takehome

after take home is phone 2

[zealous trail]

Yeah I failed codepair

It’s more python

[dusk kayak]

im lowk glad i havent gotten many interviews because i completely forgot how to leetcode after my internship

[soft mist]

yea im not gonan continue with the process

too lazy to

[zealous trail]

they’re not hiring for c++/execution

[hardy patrol]

ngl im just starting to learn how to lc

and its getting easier with each q

[soft basin]

thats good

it means ur learning

[dusk kayak]

you can if you have a job

[zealous trail]

Cringe

[dusk kayak]

and dont practice

which i didnt do

💀

[quaint bolt]

Cring

[zealous trail]

Maybeeee interns

I met a c++ intern

But not ngs

[jaunty cove]

how do u get rejected for not knowing python. they can just teach you it in 2 days

[zealous trail]

I just suck

[dusk kayak]

i just worked on my intern proj, greatly exceeded expectations, and now i have to leetcode again

lmfao

[quaint bolt]

Bc aquatic is cring

[golden tusk]

At this rate, I’m gonna be doing imc final in a month if they don’t fill up

[dusk kayak]

i remember the general pattern recognition but i forgot how to actually like, write LC

[zealous trail]

Drone strikes

[dusk kayak]

nuro and riot games on the horizon though my friend

[quaint bolt]

I worked on my project until I was ahead and then just played ping pong every 5 mins at the office

[soft basin]

im hoping c1 allows me to skip interview next yr for new grad

[dusk kayak]

microsoft kinda memes but ill try anyway

[quaint bolt]

Bro I did my databricks phone in a room right beside my manager

[zealous trail]

Yo Akuna is awesome for this

I learned ping pong and pool

[dusk kayak]

i just stole googles food and played foosball and DDR

shit was lit

[soft basin]

based

[quaint bolt]

Bro i was tryna learn pool this summer but never got around to it

[zealous trail]

We had a table at work and in housing

It was great

[soft basin]

i cant wait to use those agile desks

[cold path]

anyone have any tips for getting past amazon resume screen?

[quaint bolt]

What

[dusk kayak]

improve

[quaint bolt]

What is???

[warped dagger]

ssi asks: ban goku

[quaint bolt]

Alright anyways @wraith ice summer’s the most fun szn

I doubt I would’ve had as much fun in any other season I’m glad I decided to go in-person

[hallow scroll]

Cuz ban goku

[dusk kayak]

summer goat

[soft basin]

!ban goku

[cold path]

WHAT A fun emote

[hallow scroll]

Why you gotta remind peber I’m sure he remembers hitting up

[cold path]

sorry for caps

didnt mean to yell

[worn bear]

lol

[hallow scroll]

Guys there’s a outage

[soft basin]

@hallow scroll are u gonna renege amazon?

[hallow scroll]

But I was studying for os test

Gr

[zealous trail]

Who is Peter smith

[cold path]

i paid 9$ for a poutine today i miss turkiye this shit sucks

[hallow scroll]

Idk

[soft basin]

still waiting on their winter decision?

[hallow scroll]

Yeah

[quaint bolt]

Are you in Montreal

[cold path]

whatsnthat

never heard of it before

[soft basin]

good

[quaint bolt]

Go to BBQ Tandoori, all my friends who’ve been rave about that place

Good food amazing value

[soft basin]

halal guys is so good

[quaint bolt]

Toelands intern spotted

[cold path]

YOM ok i will

:D

[hallow scroll]

Maybe

If I passed figma tho I’m not taking anything over them

I need figma

😩😩

[cold path]

u have to ask very nicely

[soft basin]

my goal is to save this summer to get a tattoo in seattle

im not copping a monitor or anything big cuz imma be moving soon

might even sell my pc after grad

[hardy patrol]

hanging out with my non swe friends talking about internships and bros were like damn your way too focused on money

[dusk kayak]

get money for a new one

[hardy patrol]

how could i not be when its this easy

[soft basin]

i dont even game

so i dont rlly have the need for a pc

[dusk kayak]

i need a video and photo editing machine sadly

[soft basin]

i can cop one rn if i wanted to

but i wouldnt be using it much

[lean pewter]

i mean i think cs majors r pretty priviledged and somewhat overpaid imo

[soft basin]

yeah thats also true

[hardy patrol]

i have a return offer but i think im going to land nordstrom

[hardy patrol]

fax

[zealous trail]

I’m overpaid

That’s capitalism

[muted summit]

when i talk to non cs majors about money they get pissed because they say they work more

and im like idk what to say its just how it is

LOL

without being offensive

[zealous trail]

[soft basin]

the problem is capitalism lmao

[hardy patrol]

these company perks are insane they pay your housing your transportation they massage your balls if asked

crazy stuff if you can stomach leetcoding for a month

[muted summit]

you just gotta play the game

[soft basin]

its insane how ill prolly make more than some my high school teachers in a few years

[muted summit]

man i feel like teachers are super underpaid, they deserve a lot more

[soft basin]

teachers deserve a lot better

[muted summit]

But it sucks with school distrct funding and all that

[hardy patrol]

i was making min wage as a line cook in taco bell 2 years ago and made 4x that in my internship last summer

[soft basin]

they are treated like shit yet they literally are part of the future

[muted summit]

teachers have such an impact on the world

Its insane

[soft basin]

if only we had a better education system

[hardy patrol]

capitalism is poggers as long as im benefiting from it

[soft basin]

thats what they all say

[formal gust]

@karmic shuttle

[lean pewter]

Lol ya my signing bonus was like more than what my non cs friends made in a summer internship cs pays sm

[hardy patrol]

unfortunate case of a dog eat dog world

thats why i have a strong conviction against cs nerds calling a 100k+ salary 🥜 for ng

average salary is like 60k in america 💀

[soft basin]

yeah id be hella happy with c1

for ng

is that the wind i hear

[hardy patrol]

yea in nyc it is kinda shit

[dusk kayak]

teachers deserve 10x pay over CS majors if we're being honest

[muted summit]

i agree fr

[dusk kayak]

or cs jobs

[lean pewter]

Lol ngl some cs majors make it seem like making 130k new grad and working at c1 is equal to flipping burgers at Mickey dees

[dusk kayak]

like holy shit

[soft basin]

everyone deserves the standard of living at minimum

[heavy magnet]

should go communist fr

[dusk kayak]

hyperbole

[dusk kayak]

the communism pill is based

[jaunty cove]

good teachers deserve a lot of money, bad teachers dont deserve much

[heavy magnet]

he could make that much if he wanted though

[dusk kayak]

teaching being a performance based job would be outstanding

[heavy magnet]

but he donates and spends on more education i believe

[soft basin]

even education has somehow become a business

[jaunty cove]

leetcode for teachers

[hardy patrol]

cs majors making less than 300k ng

https://tenor.com/view/spare-change-begging-homeless-money-beg-gif-12592733

[soft basin]

damn i would be more than happy enough with 130k ng

[hardy patrol]

fr

[dusk kayak]

teachers making 45k and spending their own paycheck on their kids school supplies

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

[hardy patrol]

@flint mountain ghost ping me one more time

[warped dagger]

Avatar for charlie#1000

Link as

png | jpg | webp

[jaunty cove]

literally anywhere

[soft basin]

idk

id be fine with anywhere

[hearty river]

wrong yahkuna

[dusk kayak]

people forget how much money 6 figures is 💀

its very funny

[jaunty cove]

its a lot fking better than making $18 an hour in sf

[hardy patrol]

whoops

[jaunty cove]

whoch is what i was doing 2 years ago

[soft basin]

130k is very livable in sf

[lean pewter]

Just don’t live in Cali

[karmic shuttle]

L take

[soft basin]

nah goku would have a sign that probs says will code html for pussy

[dusk kayak]

weebs on capitalism:

[karmic shuttle]

google, facebook, amazon, atlassian

[soft basin]

???

???

???

[cold path]

pee > poo

[karmic shuttle]

new grad

i just got tagged by someone saying capitalism sucks so i had to tell them that was an L take

capitalism = W

if u disagree ur a coper

and u need to get ur bag up

that is all

[dusk kayak]

weebs on capitalism:

[soft basin]

im saving up for my emotional support apple watch

[hardy patrol]

my only fear with tc chasing is that i wont stop grinding for the best salary/prestige so after i cop amz ill recline my chair and sit back

[lofty bluff]

gonna need it with the default pfp

[jaunty cove]

thats what happeneed to everyone on team blind

[karmic shuttle]

blind is good

kinda toxic sometimes

but good referrals and u genuinely meet some interesting ppl

[hardy patrol]

bro blind sometimes is like a glimpse into the future of cs majors that are too entrenched into the dopamine rush of interviewing and prestige chasing

good resource though

[karmic shuttle]

i only go on blind to tell mfs to tc or gtfo

or lc and gtfo

depending on the post

[karmic shuttle]

troll post

[hardy patrol]

unreal

https://us.teamblind.com/s/51kb7JMq

[karmic shuttle]

a lot of blind is troll post

beware

[dusk kayak]

LMAOO

[hollow sorrel]

by what

[dusk kayak]

correct, amazon and salesforce ass

[hardy patrol]

dropbox c

[teal plover]

amazon vs salesforce?

[hardy patrol]

not even gonna debate this i dont have offers from any of these companies

shit is like playing fantasy football

[formal gust]

c1 mid just like your opinions

[quaint bolt]

You’ll see shit like this every couple months

[soft basin]

i just sent out my rejection to c1

god i wish they had the option to decline on their portal

[quaint bolt]

cs majors would rather make tier lists than go outside

[soft basin]

i dont care lmao

[lean pewter]

I realized qol went up drastically when I turned off dms on cs servers and stopped going on blind

[soft basin]

filtering the toxicity

ive never been on blind and i plan to keep it that way

[lean pewter]

Good

[hallow scroll]

L tier list

Coinbase >

[dusk kayak]

its a troll list

[soft basin]

the only site i look into is levels

just for an estimation for negotiating

[hardy patrol]

only prestige tier list i care about

[soft basin]

exactly

[sick oar]

L tier list

[soft basin]

pxiar mom tier list

[sick oar]

YO FR DUDE

[hollow sorrel]

isnt glassdoor the most reliable one?

[sick oar]

RIP LIBREX

[soft basin]

leetcode forums

[sick oar]

ion go to a target rlly

semi

[lean pewter]

lol levels is off a lot, like for my summer internship and other offers I got, the comp would be off or it would be right but the way it was split was completely wrong

[soft basin]

lmao im not at a target school then

[sick oar]

fine fine fine

[lean pewter]

tf is librex?

[devout fractal]

wait what is librex 💀

[sick oar]

wait dude

[soft basin]

ucf

[devout fractal]

we don't go to a target school sora

[dusk kayak]

this list would be good if lucky charms was in "dogshit" tier

[sick oar]

@feral void

[devout fractal]

💀

[hallow scroll]

Cuz ur special

[soft basin]

lucky charms are goated

[sick oar]

founder of librex raised at a 35 mil evaluation

[devout fractal]

unicorn?

[sick oar]

for his new stealth thing

[soft basin]

only bc of teh sugar 😂

[karmic shuttle]

interesting tier list

[hallow scroll]

Special as in you made it out the slums

[devout fractal]

take me out of the slums, pls pls

😭

[soft basin]

i thank god everyday for goku not getting seattle

[sick oar]

he had an interesting list of schools lol

[dusk kayak]

2sugary4me

also i hate marshmallows

[hallow scroll]

[ember thistle]

anyone know if meta dropping intern apps?

[sick oar]

it was ivy, ucla, berkeley, usc

that’s it

[devout fractal]

no bro, im from scotland, it's very diff

[soft basin]

u havent even gotten location

[dusk kayak]

LMAOO

[hallow scroll]

Every part of a country got slums lol

[sick oar]

hmm maybe

yeah

i don’t remember

[devout fractal]

i regret helping u 💀

[sick oar]

true

[devout fractal]

give me back my consultatoin services

bro rub the salt in 😭 after my apple final

[lean pewter]

Oh wait is this the forum thing for Ivy League students
My friend said it was like yik yak

[devout fractal]

librex is for the elite school kids obv

[hardy patrol]

librex is no more

[devout fractal]

i thought it ws libgen spin off

libgen is legal, wdym

[jaunty cove]

librex😎

[soft basin]

i love libgen

[devout fractal]

that's what u think

[soft basin]

saved me a lot on textbook costs

[hardy patrol]

cap1 recruiter went to sleep on my email its been a week and still no powerday

pulling up to the office

[sick oar]

i got ghosted by datadog and databricks bruh

ghosted

[hardy patrol]

675

took a shit mid test

and had to leave

yea

i mean they emailed me the questionnaire already

[muted summit]

charlie did you make a reddit post about that

bc i remember seeing that

[hardy patrol]

yes

[muted summit]

on csmajors

oh

LOL

[hardy patrol]

that do be me

nah dont be cruising that

frantically deleting anything incriminating that ive posted just in case

[hallow scroll]

Datadogggggg

[sick oar]

microsoft took a shit and hasn't given me my final interview invite yet

yeah but they should have sent it friday

and wtf microsoft recruiters should be 996

smh

[tired narwhal]

msft rlly be so slow

[sick oar]

should i apply to mastercard or nah

[tired narwhal]

it like their app can sit forever

then to move thro the process can be painful

[sick oar]

product probabl

strat growth mayb cool too

[turbid marten]

ok guys Im officially stupid

I forgot to take a picture of my passport for the OA

instead I just took a pic of my face

Im gonna email them

hopefully they let it slide cuz I actually rocked tf out of that OA

[hardy patrol]

how

[turbid marten]

wym

?

[tired narwhal]

im guessing ur prob fine lol

[turbid marten]

oh yeah Im def failing the workstyles I hate questions like these

[tired narwhal]

but feel free email them hhh

dont fail the workstyle

it def is the make or break if this amazon

[turbid marten]

Im emailing them

do the slider questions matter

?

[frail moth]

do y’all use latex and covert to pdf for ur resumes?

same^

but getting less responses so far consider to last year where i used a word doc and converted to pdf

[turbid marten]

wait the workstyles was just a personality quiz

[frail moth]

what site do u use for measuring ur ats

[turbid marten]

????

[frail moth]

i’ve used indeeds resume review but it seems both extract about the same info

[jaunty cove]

i rly doubt latex vs word makes a difference

A signifcant one

[celest bane]

im drunk should i stream samsara oa

btw i got 686 on another oa

its codesignal tho

yea lol

last time i did drunk i got a 686

i solved 1/4 lmaoooo

[molten vapor]

Yo anyone had their interview with akuna for C++ internship?

[tired narwhal]

i use a .pages and export to pdf

[tired narwhal]

dont worry too much about ats i have found; rlly irrelevant as long ur resume is decent

[lean pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-who-asked-satellite-looking-radar-gif-17171784

[tired narwhal]

why does applied and total not match up, just curious lol

[molten vapor]

What does Akuna capital process look like for C++ intern role?

[tired narwhal]

ah. idk ur situation so cant comment too accurately but seems like u applied to too many, and ur dropping to many phones rounds. but great job on the offer!(unless ur waiting on those phones)

ah

[dusk kayak]

i think it is tbh

[lean pewter]

i think it's fine to put it as intern

[dusk kayak]

i still think it counts

[lean pewter]

i did an ui/ux intern at two startups during the school yr and i put it under intern granted one of them was from a reputable indcubator but the other one was p small

[tired narwhal]

put whatever u got on

as long isnt too trashy lol

like i made a box in html

[lean pewter]

i think thats fine

[tired narwhal]

yeh ur solid, then

cant be picky

i used to just have udemy projects

and small hacky projects

[zealous trail]

Pog

[tired narwhal]

unless it a company that doing nothing lol. i swear all those startups that are like to college interns, build the nxt nft startup marketplace lol. hate those exploiting companies

none

i had a 2.7 at one point so rlly none

[zealous trail]

Very few companies care

[soft mist]

kinda a lot

[zealous trail]

Cap

[lean pewter]

i think as long as 3.0+ its fine

[zealous trail]

Nerd

Also nerd

Mods are nerds

He’s taking ur business

[dusk kayak]

any typescript users 😄

[soft basin]

L bozo

[zealous trail]

Not these days

Typescript doesn’t pay enough for my hedonistic lifestyle

[dusk kayak]

1 reject, GG

[zealous trail]

Reject?? Who?

[dusk kayak]

😞 i just want to build web app man

[zealous trail]

Ooh obvi

[dusk kayak]

ratio

I WANNA TRY IT

[warped dagger]

DriedCoconut asks: n3 is getting meaner day by day

[dusk kayak]

i have ideas but no web architecture knowledge

[warped dagger]

ssi asks:

[dusk kayak]

I'm too ass

[soft basin]

good

[warped dagger]

ssi asks: ban goku

[soft basin]

kirb pulled what i did 🤣

[lean pewter]

odin project is a good starting point i did it back in hs and it was p decent

[soft basin]

ok but u still don’t know offer date

[zealous trail]

What ideas 😳

[safe minnow]

@woven quest how do you have 2 pages of ban goku

[warped dagger]

DriedCoconut asks: jp morgan prestigious?

[dusk kayak]

🤫

(for now)

yessir that's the plan

[warped dagger]

Juda asks: is faang prestigious?

[zealous trail]

[cold path]

who up n being really silly and goofy

[dusk kayak]

that + web application and software architecture 101 are probably gonna be the plan after i finish sweeping these interviews

[dusk kayak]

social network things

[zealous trail]

Did u not do web this summer?

[cold path]

@uneven sand hey

[warped dagger]

n3 asks: should n3 stream right now

[zealous trail]

Why can’t u go outside

Don’t u have a gf

How can u touch so little grass

[dusk kayak]

No web, i did ML + internal systems work over the summer

sad

[warped dagger]

dabicopter asks: is it true that im super fun and cool and silly and a great friend

GokuGate12! asks: n3 fell off?

Juda asks: am i sexy

[muted summit]

what is this n3 slander 💀

[dusk kayak]

the work was cool but now i have to learn web dev sadness

the closest i get to a chance at web dev this is microdick

[near swallow]

no problem

[dusk kayak]

meta freeze rn right?

[cold path]

@near swallow hey

[dusk kayak]

stop

[near swallow]

NO

[cold path]

being silly is illegal now ig

[near swallow]

I DO NOT WORK AT GOOGLE

[dusk kayak]

yee, riding on G return and gonna try to farm my other processes for backup

[tired narwhal]

udemy, my guide has a section on courses

[dusk kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-meme-cat-gif-23917781

[cold path]

me

stop posting that vid of me

helpe

[dusk kayak]

🐐 things

honestly even if i sweep this interview season i don't think i could have an ego like Goku

no deadass

[lean pewter]

what is this man saying?

[dusk kayak]

LMAOOO

ngl i used to be on this server so much

kinda miss when i was taking a break to like, get a job

[gritty dagger]

I m barely in this server now

[cold path]

Im in this server right now

[zealous trail]

same

[lean pewter]

i used to lurk on this and just to see what ppl were saying

[warped dagger]

Avatar for sora#3683

Link as

png | jpg | webp

[zealous trail]

[dusk kayak]

i need to LC more bro i need to leave again

[zealous trail]

True true

[dusk kayak]

i actually hate leetcode like i always forget how much i hate this shit

[lean pewter]

nah no need to perma grind lc imo

[dusk kayak]

i didn't do leetcode during my internship

and because 0 leetcode is applicable to my actual job i lost it all

[tired narwhal]

been bored, and swung back around lol. im on and off

[jaunty cove]

im hoping if i grind a lot now and do some thru out the year, next years grind will be easier

[lean pewter]

neither did i, i only did 62 questions total and done 3 since school yr started

[dusk kayak]

ong i just hit 85 today

it's over for me

[lean pewter]

nah ur fine

[dusk kayak]

because you're the goat tbh

[stark badger]

Any good guides to brush up, haven’t touched leetcode and core dsa in 6 months

[dusk kayak]

wait don't you just do more CF?

[lean pewter]

maybe grokking?

[stark badger]

Thanks

[dusk kayak]

based honestly

[cold path]

kindness is the key❤️

[dusk kayak]

i don't think i have the patience for CF

[dusk kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-they-are-back-help-the-voices-are-back-heeeelp-gif-24712746

[cold path]

This is so real and represents my true lived experiences

[dusk kayak]

wait what's camp 😭

[lean pewter]

it's like the place where they select ppl for ioi

[dusk kayak]

:o wtf thats crazy

im ngl i didnt know what the ioi was till ike

a year ago

[near swallow]

kirb 350 guide

do the Easies lol

who da bot

oh
dm joey tbh

u are kind of a troll tho

will u change ur ways

ok

who can vouch for n3

[dusk kayak]

n3 has never trolled

[near swallow]

speak up or no vouch

[dusk kayak]

vouch

voices

[jaunty cove]

What happened here

[vivid tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/swing-dance-swing-your-hips-dance-cute-dance-side-to-side-gif-25165719

[dusk kayak]

no idea tbh LOL

[static spindle]

Do you need to be good at linalg and stats and shit to do sdev work at trading firms?

phew lol

I had a 2sigma recruiter come to our my campus for a career fair

And I gave him my resume and told them that I’m looking for an internship

And this dude took my resume, put it away without looking at it, and told me that “normal people can’t get into the internship” 😐😐😐😐😐😐

[clever grail]

tf lmao

[jaunty cove]

are u kidding

Thats so cringey

just cause u came off as a sociable person he thinks youre not smart enough

[static spindle]

I’m being dead serious

[safe minnow]

[static spindle]

My school isn’t top tier but sheesh bruh why come here if you’re not looking for people

[safe minnow]

Tell him that you won ICPC to fuck with him

[static spindle]

Actually my dad is Steve Jobs mr jim from 2sigma

[safe minnow]

Tbf the company might send out people but the people themselves probably do not align with the company all the time, this is one of them

[static spindle]

Makes sense felt bad in the moment though

[late terrace]

that’s really awful

[jaunty cove]

makes the company look really bad

[safe minnow]

Tbh I think that’s stupid of the recruiter

[dusk kayak]

holy

[sick oar]

My dad is the CEO of Bridgewater

[dusk kayak]

at that point i would just not want to work for them

tbh

[sick oar]

Do you think Two sigma will like me

[jaunty cove]

Like what

[safe minnow]

If you don’t give a shit at least pretend to do so, if you act like that you aren’t even doing your job well

[sick oar]

Let’s create our own hedge fund

we can all become billionaires like my dad

D.E. Shaw is calling my name

[jaunty cove]

I dont think it exists, its a weird platform

One time i logged in and my stack of matched positions was just the same event 100 times

[sick oar]

Shitpile Match

[jaunty cove]

It feels like a scam idk where theyre making money tho

maybe selling our info

[static spindle]

Probably, they might also just be trying really hard to replace LinkedIn or indeed

[sick oar]

Guys if we create the next Jane Street

We can get rich

[obsidian olive]

ripplematch is so bad

[crisp berry]

touch grass holy fuck

[obsidian olive]

simplify n linkedin r the best

dogshit ranking

[safe minnow]

[sick oar]

everyone in this channel needs to touch grass fr

[zealous trail]

same

[jaunty cove]

yeah but nobody here does product management, we wouldnt get far

[sick oar]

that's true

what if someone did product management

they could be ceo

our goal: a pump and dump scheme

[lean pewter]

lol i remember some place i interview, one of my recruiters made fun of the fact i went to a state school

[zealous trail]

its a large company ur bound to see some variance

[sick oar]

i think that everyone should be a product manager instead

guys im simping for apple

i wanna work at icloud

how sick would that be

doing nothing for 200k a year

guys

let me give you my tier list

[clever grail]

tier list of cscd NPCs

[sick oar]

S++++++: Product Management
F---------: Engineering

there you go

mine is good

fuck you @feral void

[quaint bolt]

A vp product at my org at Amazon loved my intern project

[sick oar]

Who's amazon

Why is he bald

[jaunty cove]

is there a way to practice getting good at math competition problems like there is at leetcode? it seems like stuff doesnt follow as much of a pattern you just have to be really creative

[sick oar]

vp product fs bro

every intern interacts with a vp

[quaint bolt]

No like he met up with me a couple times to talk about my project lol

[jaunty cove]

maybe im just so naive that i cant see the patterns @feral void

[sick oar]

dm alias

his not yours

[quaint bolt]

And I don’t think anyone else I know has interacted with one

[sick oar]

idgaf about yours

[jaunty cove]

i guess when i started grinding leetcode i didnt see the patterns either

[quaint bolt]

No

[static spindle]

good book 👍

[jaunty cove]

art of problem solving right?

[sick oar]

ur a lies ar

[static spindle]

Yes

[sick oar]

i'm working on stuff for my orgs vp with some of my team

[jaunty cove]

do you recommend the books specificlaly

[static spindle]

It’s really hard to get good at comp math once you’re already in college imo but AOPS is the best resource you have

[jaunty cove]

why is it hard?

thanks👍

[sick oar]

i did competitive product management

[static spindle]

Years of practice lol. I did comp math for 4 years before I quit, and im not even that good. Also it’s harder to pace yourself in college, the only big competition afaik is putnam and that has a very high bar

yeah, I do agree with this. Gonna need a lot of dedication though

[jaunty cove]

I dont expect to be better than the cracked ppl who i got shit on in mathletes by in 7th grade

[lean pewter]

yeah, same, i mostly focused on chem olympiad and aime so i only got to silver cuz i never practiced

[jaunty cove]

I just want to get better at solving problems than i am today

[static spindle]

I’d look into both AOPS and general competitive programming stuff

[lean pewter]

🤝 i didnt really know any data structs so i'd bruteforce most silver comps

[jaunty cove]

will do

kinda embarassing that its designed for 5-12 graders

[sinful locust]

its okay colin

[lean pewter]

i mean idt it's necessarily embarrassing, cuz a lot of problems are mostly thinking outside of the box and recogninizing pattern which is just helpful in general

[grand bane]

charge 60/hr

[safe minnow]

What’s the hourly rate looking like

[static spindle]

shit bro there’s 8th graders who I know are smarter than I’ll ever be. At least youve touched grass

[grand bane]

faang internship rate

[lean pewter]

i mean ofc u would figure out on ur own, ur the king of leetcode

nah ur juiced, u solve like 300 problems or something

[quaint bolt]

Loo kids can let you know about fb before

[lean pewter]

wtf

[quaint bolt]

Winter postings come out soon

[lean pewter]

nokker is insane

[sick oar]

do u guys think meta will be out in 30 days

i just got a referral D:

[quaint bolt]

Our internal job board’s opening soon

Facebook posts every time so if they don’t post that means they’re not hiring for winter at least

[lean pewter]

he's the ceo of leetcode

[quaint bolt]

No but there’s a lot of loo kids there

Also I think some seasons are only meant for certain schools/loo

[jaunty cove]

i like that perspective

also a great point

[quaint bolt]

not really

[jaunty cove]

Idk any ca schools that are co op schools

O is canada or california

[quaint bolt]

like uoft kids can do either fall or summer but if you're in loo you can move your offer around to any season for meta at least

iirc

it's not the college it's the company that stops you

[jaunty cove]

U guys are communicating this stuff with ur college? i just apply and my school has no idea

[quaint bolt]

this week

for backup yes

no our school's job board

bloomberg off-season is only for loo

[honest aspen]

Cuz they use internal boards

[quaint bolt]

according to my bloomberg ft friend at least

I'm sure they'd love to see amazon on a resume

[honest aspen]

It's okay not like meta is gonna open anyway

[quaint bolt]

no

it's big tech should be fine

also take my advice with a grain of salt, meta literally interviews everyone at my school once you're doing your 5th/6th coop regardless of past exp

no like

it's become a meme

in r/uwaterloo

[lean pewter]

wait 5 co ops???

[quaint bolt]

6*

[lean pewter]

6 to graduate

?

[quaint bolt]

well you need 5 to graduate but everyone does 6

I don't know anyone who did 5

[lean pewter]

i think ppl at my school do 3 at max, 5 is insane tho

[quaint bolt]

what fracker said

meta prolly the only big n that cares about school

[honest aspen]

I got in w no name state school

No, 0 prior exp

[lean pewter]

i think school matters to an extent but at the same time i think if u have the skills tho u can land big n cuz tech is p meritocratic, like even if u go to mit if u can't pass oa it's pointless

[honest aspen]

If u have 5 co ops ur prob getting interview regardless of school

[lean pewter]

[honest aspen]

Fbu has codesignal I think, intern has no oa

Unless they change it this year

From who

[lean pewter]

i def agree, and i think once u get experience tho school name is relativley trivial

[honest aspen]

Nobody knows wtf is happening even recruiters

[lean pewter]

i mean i think its fine cuz its targeted towards freshman

covid yr?

u can ask ur hs for it tho iirc, cuz otherwise how else would first yr students transfer when hs transcripts r required

[quaint bolt]

if JS doesn't post for winter imma riot

[hallow scroll]

throw ur hands in the air like you just dont care!

[sinful locust]

hi

this

[lean pewter]

Throw your hands up in the sky and say
We don't care what people say

[hallow scroll]

yeah this year recruiting on hard mode

[hallow scroll]

W album

[lean pewter]

i think it's just hard rn and also it's p early in the cycle

so hard to judge

fully

gotcha

[jaunty cove]

we have to fight over the scraps

[lean pewter]

i mean that's fine

[sick oar]

fracker is a toddler

[lean pewter]

r u a freshie ?

damn

ur doing way better than i did, my freshman yr i was worried about not tilting during ranked games in league and not really caring about intern apps

i mean i feel like its trying to find the right balance

[sinful locust]

the more experience the better

ill work at grindr if they throw me an offer

[lean pewter]

i mean who cares if its or good or not, just apply as much as u can

[jaunty cove]

literally cracked

[tough ledge]

$20/hr pay 💀

[lean pewter]

yeah, i felt like i did way better when i was less picky about brand name in sophomore yr, my freshman yr i only applied to big companies and research internships

NCR NCR NCR !!!! NCR NCR NCR !!!!

[uneven sand]

n choose r

yes

yea

[lean pewter]

lol, i reneged the offer i accepted after negoing

[uneven sand]

I’m jane and I live on the streets

[sinful locust]

NCR? bro is playing fallout

[jaunty cove]

Me

[jaunty cove]

Long distance relationship moment

[lean pewter]

i agree, the first one i had payed 12 hrs an hr and it was still good experience

[crisp berry]

stop

goku

goku how was your day

[uneven sand]

viasat -> js pipeline is real

a lot of people

[lean pewter]

i mean i think im a little more picky this yr just cuz i dont want to downgrade

[sinful locust]

discord is literally a big honeypot

this is a BOTNET

does HRT do diversity hires i might apply

palantir is beasty

[sick oar]

palantir gives me wet dreams

[sinful locust]

https://tenor.com/view/dj-lit-turnt-vibing-quick-fingers-gif-13937197

papernotes do u go to UBC

or Waterloo

[lean pewter]

the place i was at was low-key sweaty
everyone there hated the idea of working at faang or big-n for some reason tho

[sinful locust]

oh shitt

lakehead coo

ik a ton of ppl from there and carleton

same
i do same shit every year 😠

no im just a programmer

im BLACK

and so are u

[sinful locust]

im a lightskin

[sinful locust]

me too

like chris brown

first blasian to get into HRT (MANIFEST )

[sick oar]

bro

less common typically = less prestige

thats how it be

[sinful locust]

what photos

[lean pewter]

i dont want to say exact name here, but it was lower tier quant, like prob below two sig and jane street

[sinful locust]

if u wanna get cracked at leetcode

listen to jpegmafia

[sick oar]

faang = biggest companiees, smaller "more prestigious" companies (in our world) like 2s akuna pltr etc all like have less prestige

[lean pewter]

nah 2nd

[sinful locust]

OH BROTHER SHUT UP

[sick oar]

for traditional resume value ya

still no

just saying

depends

[sinful locust]

my grandpa is asian. am i blasian too?

a place known for producing 10x programmers > faang

[sick oar]

there's a good mix between resume value and pay

thats a p big pay diff

[sinful locust]

yes? my grandma is asian and everyone else is black

[sick oar]

also potential for US work vs canadian work (which results in higher tc)

[little yew]

real

[sinful locust]

i look black tho

[sinful locust]

so do i

[sick oar]

pltr has good resume value but its not a meta that will get you past basically any screen

imo

[little yew]

exactly

[tepid moat]

what is figma final like?

[sinful locust]

lying ab grad date is norm no?

[sinful locust]

[lean pewter]

i did research at a bioinformatics lab at nih

[sinful locust]

i hope i get nyc next yeat

r

[sick oar]

who

meta?

[sinful locust]

twice

[sick oar]

no its worse but not by a large amount

[sinful locust]

against my will

amazon and uber

[sick oar]

amazon is still regarded v highly inside and outside of tech

[sinful locust]

goku such a stalker

[sick oar]

within tech pltr prolly ab same

[sinful locust]

https://tenor.com/view/good-one-laugh-golden-girls-sophia-petrillo-estelly-getty-gif-26638231

[lean pewter]

i fucked up last summer by choosing to intern in philly when i could have gotten nyc if i didnt renege

[sinful locust]

even philly would be dope

[sinful locust]

uber gang

[sinful locust]

you got return?

[sinful locust]

no not me my gf (im living vicariously through her)

[sinful locust]

if they were in seattle ill know them

[sinful locust]

bruh my gfs a senior not an intern 😭

[sinful locust]

youre a senior too?

im a sophomore in college

[sinful locust]

https://tenor.com/view/wait-a-minute-steve-harvey-steve-on-watch-wait-a-second-wait-a-sec-gif-16746965

[hallow scroll]

w

[lean pewter]

hold up

[sinful locust]

(no grooming involved im 20)

bruh NO

blasians are not that common

actually in california yeah they are

[slow quarry]

imfaooo?

what tf did i come back to

[tired narwhal]

i also question haha

[sinful locust]

what then?

[sinful locust]

🤨

[tired narwhal]

is always goku

[hallow scroll]

can we ban goku tho like

[sinful locust]

what race

[sinful locust]

i would answer this but im getting fetishzer vibes

[warped dagger]

12lapwa asks: ban goku

[obsidian olive]

https://tenor.com/view/rainey-goku-not-beating-tho-gif-13776646

[sinful locust]

i never seen a black and asian couple or blasian irl

fr? bruh go to the bay area LMAO

[obsidian olive]

so when u doing leetcode

[sinful locust]

there's a shit ton of ABGs with black guys

[tired narwhal]

fr? lol

[obsidian olive]

thats the guy from fortnite

[tired narwhal]

cali / nyc quite common

[sinful locust]

blasians are a plague in california(COMMON NOT BAD)

black and hispanic too

[sinful locust]

what does my username say

[crisp berry]

???

[sinful locust]

im in california rn

[obsidian olive]

it says "im doing leetcode asap"

[warped dagger]

thatpersonperson asks: Will I get into Aurora/Nuro/Waymo 🥺?

[sinful locust]

thats more common imo

[obsidian olive]

whats wrong wit that huh

[tired narwhal]

night guys 😂 not sure what i walked into

[warped dagger]

papernotes asks: will i get netflix/jane street/nasa

[slow quarry]

wait wtf fr?

[obsidian olive]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-like-racism-jidon-adams-jidion-i-hate-racism-i-dont-accept-racism-gif-25984531

[sinful locust]

nothing just a lot of mixed black ppl in california

and yeah

[slow quarry]

i still havent seen

[sinful locust]

fuck tyrone

[stable cape]

people already getting Uber offers??? wtf i am doing wrong

[slow quarry]

but prolyl not my city

[tired narwhal]

@rustic topaz just realized ur pfp is luffy! yay lol.

[sinful locust]

no lol

[sinful locust]

chill on jideon

[obsidian olive]

good

[sinful locust]

WAIT

ISNT LEETCODE CONTEST TODAY