2023_summer

[sinful locust]

times have changed…. times have changed

[rustic topaz]

how?

lmaoo

mf got 2d dp

😭

I felt soo bad

[south juniper]

Don’t need to remind me of my interviewer being in denial that you can use 2d dp for edit distance

[rustic topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-sad-sad-face-alone-waiting-gif-21396787

[south juniper]

Nah it’s all good bro

Just unlucky but props to you

[jaunty cove]

a lot of 2d dp problems are very simple but some are fcking insane

[rustic topaz]

have you gotten any offers yet?

[south juniper]

Agreed

[rustic topaz]

https://leetcode.com/problems/edit-distance/

?

JESUS

[south juniper]

Nope

[rustic topaz]

CHRIST

[sinful locust]

bro

[rustic topaz]

https://leetcode.com/problems/edit-distance/

you got this?????

BRO

[south juniper]

Yeah

[sinful locust]

broooo

[rustic topaz]

LMAOOOOO

WTFF

ACTUALLY FUKED UP

THAT'S MESSED UP

[south juniper]

It was supposed to be doable

[rustic topaz]

LMAO

[south juniper]

But interviewer doesn’t believe it’s 2d dp

Guess that’s on me

[rustic topaz]

LIKE

[jaunty cove]

What did thry say it was

[rustic topaz]

MY HEART SHANK AFTER HEARING ABOUT 2D DP

😭

[south juniper]

Hashmap

[jaunty cove]

Lol

ima try thus when i get home

[south juniper]

Big kekw

Not hard to do

[rustic topaz]

does gap have winter? @solar osprey

[jaunty cove]

it looks like a problem where u think its easy and then its not

[south juniper]

Hmm kinda? It wasn’t bad tbh

Ran my solution after and it worked

[rustic topaz]

that's actually fuked up

[jaunty cove]

ok

[rustic topaz]

I think his ego got you

[south juniper]

Honestly just got unlucky

[jaunty cove]

what was the problem in the interview

[rustic topaz]

yea

[jaunty cove]

like

[south juniper]

Don’t sweat it y’all

[rustic topaz]

super unlucky

[jaunty cove]

what stoppsd you from solving it then

[rustic topaz]

2ddp any interviews so far?

[rustic topaz]

he said he solved it

[south juniper]

Nah I wrote it out and gave him runtime complexity comparison vs hashmap

And he said hm alright do whatever you want

[jaunty cove]

Oh and you got offer?

[rustic topaz]

???

[south juniper]

Nope

[jaunty cove]

?

why not

[south juniper]

Reject after 2 days

[jaunty cove]

The fck

You got a hard problem right and

They rejected u

[south juniper]

Yeah it’s whatever

[rustic topaz]

Super Hard

LOL

😭

[south juniper]

Just reminder for me to grind DP

[rustic topaz]

dp questions are hard

mf got hard dp question

2d dp hard

[jaunty cove]

Thats tough

[rustic topaz]

😭

that's fuked up

[south juniper]

Nah it wasn’t too bad

But again just a good lesson

[jaunty cove]

its tough that you got it right

And didnt pass

[rustic topaz]

@south juniper

what interviews you got so far?

[south juniper]

It is what it is

[south juniper]

Redfin, Nordstrom, and databricks

[rustic topaz]

jesus

Ya

you'll probably get one of the cracked offers

[jaunty cove]

databricjs pov

pog

[rustic topaz]

what prior internships you got? @south juniper

[south juniper]

Very pog

[south juniper]

A startup 🗿

[rustic topaz]

which startup?

[grand dagger]

i dont think so, i messed up my pic and im pretty sure my id was out of frame

[south juniper]

Small company in Palo Alto that works with Amazon FBA

[quaint bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-computer-typing-fast-gif-5368357

[rustic topaz]

Wagons, are you proud of me?

[quaint bolt]

@rustic topaz tryna triangulate your position

[rustic topaz]

no name skewl > waterloo

🙄

[quaint bolt]

Why

[vital robin]

How long does it take to get codesignal approved

[rustic topaz]

😦

[quaint bolt]

What

Offer? Congrats

[rustic topaz]

Now

tell me how to pass resume screening for google and facebook

🙏

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-sad-sad-face-alone-waiting-gif-21396787

ghosted rip

[jaunty cove]

you gotta give yourself at least a frw days to br happy

[rustic topaz]

Brody

I got skewl 😦

no time to rest

[vital robin]

If I did bad on the cap1 codesignal gca can I take Roblox’s gca and see if I get a better score and use that for cap1?

[grand dagger]

no

they don't let you resubmit

[quaint bolt]

Facebook loves loo, like 20% of ece 2022 is going there ft so what I say won’t really help you

Google I just applied

[rustic topaz]

bruh

I can't do anything about it 😦

I can't suddently become a loo student

[quaint bolt]

But you’ve got amazon now so it’s fine

Don’t see why you shouldn’t pass resume screen

[rustic topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/699897845477670963/1016951756581765190/unknown.png

should I post it up like dis?

and apply to facebook and google?

[quaint bolt]

Oh incoming doesn’t really matter imo

[devout jewel]

I think incoming helps

[quaint bolt]

Dk if it’ll help much now

[devout jewel]

if u applying for other roles

Incoming at apple got me a few callbacks

[rustic topaz]

wym?

I just wnat a winter internship 😦

[quaint bolt]

But once you’ve worked there you’ll get a big boost

[devout jewel]

Yea that’s what I meant

[rustic topaz]

😮

[devout jewel]

Although

It will be weird if u renege

[rustic topaz]

No

I don't care about money

[devout jewel]

so put incoming if u r 100% certain

of going

[rustic topaz]

to amazon?

I mean

[lean pewter]

Idt it’s worth putting on resume during app season if ur still gunning for other places , maybe LinkedIn but on resume seems kinda sus

[rustic topaz]

why?

cause if I get a better company, canmt I just drop?

[devout jewel]

I mean old companies might have the old resume with the renege companies

[rustic topaz]

I am not really trying to reneg 💀

[jaunty cove]

goku

[rustic topaz]

I got interview this morning wtf am I doin

[jaunty cove]

u have so much leverage now

compared to yourself yesterdat

[rustic topaz]

Yea

[jaunty cove]

if his nane is zhiquan zheng youre fucked

[rustic topaz]

xenophobia

[queen plover]

i have 9 mutuals with him lol

[rustic topaz]

is convoy good?

[autumn pelican]

how long does akuna take after phone? been 1.5 weeks and I'm confident I aced it

[queen plover]

convoy recruiter reached out to me

scheduled phone

and she ghosted me

just because i didn't visit their booth during greylock i think

[quaint bolt]

I heard back within a week

It took a week or less between each step of my process minus OA since I didn’t need to do it

[rustic topaz]

@quaint bolt did you do akuna python?

[quaint bolt]

C++

[lean pewter]

I did python and got a rejection p quickly after phone

[autumn pelican]

damn i'm in the same boat since I skipped OA too. not sure what's taking so long & praying i'm not getting ghosted

[rustic topaz]

How many test cases past

[jaunty cove]

U prob need 100%

[lean pewter]

I got everything except 1

[proud whale]

Does anyone know when door dash opens

[sinful locust]

canada?

[proud whale]

No

[earnest hatch]

DoorDash is open 24/7

[junior hull]

You got Amazon???

Niceeeeee

better donate all your salary to neetcode now smh

[rustic topaz]

Fuk no

I got banned

💀💀💀💀💀

[woeful lynx]

Does someone have leetcode premium and want to do me a favour ? 🥰

Lemme know so I can slide into your dms 🥳

[rustic topaz]

neetcode server for asking for paid course video links

[sinful locust]

[rustic topaz]

it's not my fault their video links where literally on their html code

all you had to do was get a premium user to inspect element

[fathom hazel]

i think Indians ask harder Leetcode questions

[sinful oasis]

Anyone who got the OA after applying to Amazon with a referral?

[fathom hazel]

me

[coarse vigil]

Anyone get Twitch code pad from the recruiter

[wheat void]

anyone that wants an optiver summer internship referral, dm me (any role, any location)

[quaint bolt]

mr serenity welcome back

how r u

[wheat void]

thank you ❤️

pretty good hbu?

[quaint bolt]

good good I’m vacationing before school

[wheat void]

same same, vacationing before FT return

nice 6 m break

[quaint bolt]

6 months

[ivory ocean]

Is JPMC final power day?

[golden root]

Yes

[weak dragon]

hello, anyone got codility test for DRW Software Developer intern?

[quaint bolt]

They don’t let you do that

[junior hull]

Yo

Anyone done Optiver final round and/or Palantir virtual onsite day (decomp & new concept)? Would appreciate DM

[quaint bolt]

If you’re not a US citizen you get autorejected

[fathom hazel]

they dont sponsor green card, h1b ?

[quaint bolt]

This is an intern channel my friend

They don’t sponsor J-1 visas unless you apply from a university’s internal job board

[hardy patrol]

gotta disable dms in this server i dont even have an offer yet and im already waking up to questions from randos daily

[spice jetty]

you were granted a return offer? congrats! 🥹🥹🥹

[fathom hazel]

lol

[quaint bolt]

Nah they had seattle a couple times

They had seattle this fall too

[woeful lynx]

Are you in Europe or in the US?

[rapid swan]

they said we would get special links when it opens so I can ping u

[quaint bolt]

I’m gonna apply to JS again

Time to get rejected for the 5th time

[wheat void]

yes! thanks ❤️

[wheat void]

im europe but as the text says i can referr any location

[indigo isle]

does HRT send code signal out to everyone and them resume screen after?

[wheat void]

including us

lmao

[opal kiln]

to reuse a codesignal, I just click on autoshare, right?

[uneven sand]

hrt is resume screen after oa

[sinful locust]

Hey check dm

[indigo isle]

Yeah lmao

[coarse vigil]

I got the oa

Tim to do code signal

[rapid swan]

I went to their office hours thing

it was like last week of aug

[opal kiln]

yeah same

this one is proctored tho

so can't use previous result

😦

[rapid swan]

shore

[late terrace]

@sinful locust

[late terrace]

what company doesn’t do proctored?

[coarse vigil]

Any company that sends u hackerrank

[opal kiln]

roblox didn't, that's what I did my previous one for

[coarse vigil]

Or like codepad

[sinful locust]

wut

[late terrace]

i meant codesignal obvs lol

[late terrace]

oh cool

[dusk kayak]

sick hand it over

[wheat void]

dm me

[low vale]

how long does a company typically take to get back to you after a final?

1-2 weeks?

[wheat void]

optiver?

[sinful locust]

depend

some take < 1 , some take > 2

[low vale]

roblox

haven't applied to optiver yet

[fading siren]

anyone know the difference between "under review" and "in process" for cisco

[low vale]

I thought it went decently

could have done better on the technical tbh

but she came late so there was nothing i could do

[ivory ocean]

Should I do it for da lols

[rustic topaz]

@wary whale how many offers do you have

[uneven sand]

10

[ivory ocean]

Minimum

[jaunty cove]

i got imc video interview💀 is it not auto?

[slow quarry]

it is

[jaunty cove]

L

[late terrace]

840+ ideally 845+ could get away with lower if u have faang/unicorn experience or strong targrt school

[jaunty cove]

is there any evidence that 840+ actually matters

[astral dew]

Bro do twitch actually look at the OA?

I got phone and didn’t even do it 😭

[late terrace]

any evidence is going to be anecdotal anyways

[late terrace]

LOL

[astral dew]

Like I closed laptop after 10 secs 😂

[rustic topaz]

I got faang with 680

[late terrace]

maybe they meant to not give u oa

[astral dew]

Nah OA is automatic. And it says if U don’t complete u get reject

[hallow scroll]

They simp for u

[astral dew]

My luck ig

[late terrace]

what company?

[hallow scroll]

Goku got google

[rustic topaz]

Gewgle

[clever grail]

the g in faang stands for gokugate

[hallow scroll]

The f in faang stands for gokugate

He got rejected

[jaunty cove]

He withdrew after he got google

[hallow scroll]

He got google though so it’s okay

[rustic topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/goofy-quantavious-quandale-dingle-gif-25174774

[clever grail]

quant?

[jaunty cove]

referal?

[late terrace]

well i never got one 🥲

[jaunty cove]

Same

[violet kelp]

same here😭

[slow quarry]

840 IS NOT A BAR 840 WAS NVER A BAR CODESIGNAL DOES NOT RECOGNIZE IT AS A BAR

ITS 825+ THEN 800+ THEN ONWARDS

[uneven sand]

840 is a bar

[slow quarry]

the bar : 👻

[cold path]

is cit and 5r enough to get past amazon resume screen

[slow quarry]

ik ur sarcastic but there are ppl ghosted amz with similar firms

[jaunty cove]

no

sorry

[cold path]

amazon > every hft

btw

qed

[jaunty cove]

🔲

[rustic topaz]

Would y’all mind giving me some tips for codesignal

And practicing LC

[jaunty cove]

just do it bro

[rustic topaz]

For codesignal????

YouTube videos?

[jaunty cove]

crunching + consistency = cracked

[rustic topaz]

Bruh I missed my chances at data whatever

Cause I got 680

Cause didn’t try to do one question

I kept moving on

Fr?

This mf got LinkedIn and databricks final

😭

@golden root what’s your codesignal

[jaunty cove]

databricks rejected people with 849 codesignal and faang

[rustic topaz]

Palm has target swe

still unbelieved that I got faang offer

😂

haven't taken dsa course + no prior internship + no target + 2 years of programming experience + atlmost no one at my skewl has an internship

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-emoji-saquinon-bahonon-adjoua-gif-12066661

gonna be depressed in few weeks once i fail resume screening for facebook and google

[hardy patrol]

once i land amazon im not gonna keep grinding id be done

[rustic topaz]

Loser mindset fr

[hardy patrol]

fuck the rat race bru

sweating nordstrom behavioral

[jaunty cove]

Lmao

[rustic topaz]

😂

amazon -> facebook -> google -> take n3s spot from HRT

[quaint bolt]

If fb even posts lmao

[rustic topaz]

idk if it will

[quaint bolt]

They’re gonna pull a google and say their projects are only for loo kids

[rustic topaz]

but still

[rustic topaz]

ik what you mean

they be having spots only for waterloo

😭

I can see why tho

[quaint bolt]

No like google this winter literally said they’re focusing on loo kids bc they don’t have a lot of headcount

[rustic topaz]

waterloo students are so smart

[quaint bolt]

This is why I’m tryna ban em from this server

[cold path]

this is so fucked up im suing

[rustic topaz]

LOL

[quaint bolt]

This is a no loo zone

[rustic topaz]

AREN'T YOU LITERALLY WATERLOO

[cold path]

banger

[rustic topaz]

GOOFY AAAAH

[quaint bolt]

Fr

School-based discrimination

[cold path]

if i had a company i would ban waterloo kids from applying

i mean i do have one

DRT

we dont let loo kids in already

[quaint bolt]

Except for people named Wagons

[cold path]

ya true

[rustic topaz]

@quaint bolt

What internships did you get through Waterloo pipeline

[muted idol]

Does anyone know how long it takes for Goldman to get back to you after taking OA?

[quaint bolt]

My first three were from it but you wouldn’t know the companies

[dusk kayak]

dont worry this was me but with 3 months exp

we all start somewhere 😄

[rustic topaz]

Bro

You don’t have to flex

I was tryna flex

[coarse marten]

Can you ban yourself

[rustic topaz]

You don’t have to one up gokugate12!

[dusk kayak]

yes I do

it is my life's mission to be better than gokugate12!

[quaint bolt]

They need at least one rep

[crisp berry]

goku why are you flexing

[quaint bolt]

Me.

[coarse marten]

Rep?

[crisp berry]

kind of cringe ngl

[rustic topaz]

Stfu paper notes

[quaint bolt]

Representative

[rustic topaz]

Let me have my moment

😁

[crisp berry]

listen goku

[coarse marten]

[rustic topaz]

Mk

No

[crisp berry]

let me give you some advice

[rustic topaz]

No I only take advice from kids at Waterloo

😁

[crisp berry]

dont let success turn you into an unlikeable person

[dusk kayak]

waterloo a meme school

[crisp berry]

i literally go to waterloo

fuck you

[rustic topaz]

Are you Fr?

[coarse marten]

Mr wagon, do you like mountain biking?

[dusk kayak]

the only non meme person from loo is wagon GOAT

[crisp berry]

no im papernotes 😹

[rustic topaz]

Mf turned a joke into a life lessson 😭😭😭 you not my dad bro

[crisp berry]

yes i am

[quaint bolt]

coming from a goat 🐐

[uneven sand]

goku im your dad

[dusk kayak]

capium

[uneven sand]

also when tf is akuna going to get back to me

[quaint bolt]

No but I like hiking

[astral dew]

It should’ve been like literally right after u applied

[dusk kayak]

watch me fail msft phone

i wont be a goat anymore

[crisp berry]

how long after moved to another job do you get the offer letter

[rustic topaz]

I need to get c1 offer but I got a Indian man, he def gonna go hard on me

😭😭😭😭

[crisp berry]

...

[dusk kayak]

i gapped my indian interviewer so idk what you are saying man

might be skill issue

[crisp berry]

bro is racist now

[rustic topaz]

Xenophobic not racist

Use the right terms

🐒

[crisp berry]

Mf turned a joke into a life lessson 😭😭😭 you not my dad bro

[coarse marten]

G is doing an off-site for all employees in YouTube analytics. Today is mountain biking on ebikes in Switzerland. So pog

[violet kelp]

google is the dream😭

[dusk kayak]

Google is definitely out here

[violet kelp]

recruiter reaching out when?

[dusk kayak]

why chase TC when you can chase all the amenities you could ever ask for

shit is lit

[vernal furnace]

Just tell him you like the same Indian politicians that he does, ez w

[coarse marten]

Did you get return offer Mr avian?

[dusk kayak]

still waiting on recruiter to get back

[coarse marten]

That's copium tho

[dusk kayak]

how tf

but anyway

[crisp berry]

@rustic topaz did you get offer letter yet

[rustic topaz]

I succeed my amazon interview cuz I was low key tryna relate to the Indian women

😭😭😭😭😭

[rustic topaz]

Nah

[dusk kayak]

i talked to other kids who have the same recruiter, we all have radio silence

not a word from our goat

[coarse marten]

Cuz there are companies with same amenities and better TC

[crisp berry]

why are u so sure you got it then

[rustic topaz]

Wym

[crisp berry]

we could still get rejected

[rustic topaz]

🐒

[crisp berry]

wym

[rustic topaz]

😭😭😭😭

[hardy patrol]

ngl bro

i will fucking cry laughing

if he doesnt get it

like im 90% sure he will but

[quaint bolt]

Very pog

[crisp berry]

thats why u dont say u have a job until offer in hand

[hardy patrol]

ive seen one or two get a rejection after the portal change so who knows

[violet kelp]

damn I missed paypal's OA😭

[crisp berry]

if u get rejected now, u cant come back from this

[vernal furnace]

Until offer is accepted and confirmed

[rustic topaz]

Are you serious

Y’all makin me scared now

[violet kelp]

has anyone had success asking for an extension?

[rustic topaz]

😭😭😭😭😭

[hardy patrol]

yea check csmajors

[dusk kayak]

G has good TC + crazy amenities + optimal work life balance

[hardy patrol]

but like im pretty certain you got it

[dusk kayak]

perfect company to simp

[coarse marten]

Optimal wlb , I'm doing 9:30-7

[dusk kayak]

Continent issue

[quaint bolt]

Pog still 100% interview pass rate this szn

[coarse marten]

I was doing 10:30-5 at jp

[dusk kayak]

I definitely did 9-2pm

[coarse marten]

3 free meals tho

[dusk kayak]

i come back to eat dinner

[vapid blaze]

i just got here whats a tc and whats an hrt when i seafch it up i just get hormone replacement therapy

[quaint bolt]

I’d just stay until dinner time and chill with my friends

That’s usually what we did this past summer anyways

[dusk kayak]

^ or i do this, but im logged out by around 2pm

[quaint bolt]

We’d play Mario kart or table tennis in the meantime

[sinful locust]

someone did 11 am to 2pm

[rustic topaz]

When does offer letter come @crisp berry

[quaint bolt]

No

[dusk kayak]

i wouldve done 11-2 but I wanted to guarantee return offer

[quaint bolt]

We ate out everyday

[coarse marten]

That's slacking

[dusk kayak]

so it wasnt in the cards

[crisp berry]

why are you asking me

[quaint bolt]

Vancouver night life’s kinda mid compared to Toronto but still fun

[crisp berry]

im not your dad

[dusk kayak]

dw man i was in the bay area... i feel your pain

[rustic topaz]

You just said you were

[vapid blaze]

ok good thats what i came for

[crisp berry]

i feel like Vancouver is a nicer city than Toronto

[coarse marten]

"Google's productivity is not where it should be", Sundar

[quaint bolt]

I got return offer tho

[vernal furnace]

Both cities are mid, Toronto food is overrated as well can’t speak abt Vancouver

[sinful locust]

empty inbox

[coarse vigil]

It is

[dusk kayak]

if I finished my project in 6 weeks then im gonna slack

simple as

[vapid blaze]

bay area "life"

[coarse marten]

Cool, but it's amazon

Jkjk

[crisp berry]

is your return offer for the states

[coarse marten]

All the best mr wagon

[crisp berry]

or canada still

[quaint bolt]

No it’s Canada

[dusk kayak]

the one saving grace is that my girlfriend is up here

[quaint bolt]

You can’t switch to the states

[crisp berry]

i wonder if zon canada internship -> us new grad is valid route

o

[dusk kayak]

if i was single in the bay and had no social skills i would retire from the internship

[quaint bolt]

Vancouver is amazing

[rustic topaz]

they better not reject me

[quaint bolt]

The most fun I’ve had since I’ve started university

Mainly bc I made loads of good friends there

[rustic topaz]

You fr go to waterloo brody

[hardy patrol]

oh nah you got it yea

[crisp berry]

problem?

[rustic topaz]

yes

what year are you

[crisp berry]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-pilled-gif-19289988

[rustic topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-trollface-sad-troll-gif-21649584

[hallow scroll]

WAGONS HOW TO GET 100% INTERVIEW PASS RATE

[rustic topaz]

jack harlow following gokugate's method

🙏

[hallow scroll]

HELP ME I SUCK AT LEETCODE

[coarse marten]

No failure?

[hallow scroll]

yes

[crisp berry]

the top is goku when he sees portal update

the bottom is when he gets rejected tomorrow

[dusk kayak]

goofy acting like you arent the goat

[quaint bolt]

Samesies

[dusk kayak]

bruh if i fuck up my interview pass rate this year

i will cry

[rustic topaz]

@crisp berry

what year are you weirdo

[hallow scroll]

my interview pass rate is like 10%

[crisp berry]

why does it matter

[coarse marten]

What are companies you are in process with Mr wagon?

[rustic topaz]

Just asking

[quaint bolt]

My last prep was January this year for google when I redid B75 like twice

[crisp berry]

im incoming frosh

[rustic topaz]

😐

[dusk kayak]

i wish i was in process for not dog ass companies

[rustic topaz]

freshmen + waterloo + amaozn?

[placid nebula]

HI MR WAGON

[rustic topaz]

mf is cracked

[hallow scroll]

and that just stuck with you?

[cold path]

my interview passrate is 130%

[placid nebula]

@quaint bolt

[worn bear]

i wish i was in process

lol

[crisp berry]

bro said freshman + waterloo

[cold path]

pee

peeeeeberrrr

[crisp berry]

what does thst even mean

[coarse marten]

Did you start applying?

[cold path]

:D

[worn bear]

YO

dabi

[crisp berry]

uou have to be a freshman at some point

[rustic topaz]

mr smith 🤨

[quaint bolt]

Microsoft: final
IMC: Recruiter phone
Akuna and Databricks offer

[cold path]

no they just reached out to him without him even applying

[simple garden]

b75 twice in janurary -> 100% offer rate is nuts

[dusk kayak]

yes but so far im only in process for microsoft and amazon

[cold path]

hI

[worn bear]

sup

[cold path]

HI

[coarse marten]

Put swe intern Mr hayden

Not step

On ur resume

[rustic topaz]

do you think ima get rejected after getting moved to job for amazon 😦

[dusk kayak]

i did

[quaint bolt]

I think so? I haven’t prepped since

[worn bear]

yes

[dusk kayak]

grad date gap

[hallow scroll]

why so cracked

[rustic topaz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqVlc0G_sBA&list=PLX4RP_tIsvqformMaEHl0m1_k5_V48Kwz&index=2&t=211s

[rustic topaz]

noooo

😭

are you sreious

[hallow scroll]

ive done like almost 300 leetcode and I still fail interviews

[worn bear]

of course

im always serious

[cold path]

do 300 more then see what happens

[rustic topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/naruto-gif-18519399

[quaint bolt]

HELLO

[hallow scroll]

15% final pass rate

[cold path]

IMPROVEMENT

[worn bear]

[low vale]

I do good in interviews but I'm still slow at coding

[dusk kayak]

can confirm, dabi has done over 900 leetcode

[rustic topaz]

What do I need to know about testing man?

[dusk kayak]

how else do you get 5 rings

[placid nebula]

how is first day of class mr wagon

[rustic topaz]

like black box testing and stuff

[low vale]

so sometimes it takes me forever to finish

[worn bear]

idk anything about testing

[crisp berry]

the offer/reject should come by EOD i would assume

[rustic topaz]

unit testing?

[quaint bolt]

I’m using the process channels interchangeably since they can switch around my offer dates whenever

[worn bear]

i just write tests idk

[rustic topaz]

today?

[crisp berry]

learn that stuff during the internship

[rustic topaz]

they apparently asked about that in c1

and I haven't even taken a swe course

[hallow scroll]

guys seriuous question should I skip class and leetcode or go to class

[rustic topaz]

or os

[hallow scroll]

i have interview in 2 day

[rustic topaz]

You already made up your mind

[cold path]

SKIP

[worn bear]

google is ur friend

[cold path]

OBVIOSULY

[crisp berry]

"a swe course"

[hallow scroll]

i havent

[hallow scroll]

bet

[worn bear]

skip lol

fuk skool

[quaint bolt]

I haven’t asked that

[hallow scroll]

bye bye comp arch

[cold path]

google isnt my friend they ghost me every time

[quaint bolt]

Just general start times

[rustic topaz]

reporting discord

[cold path]

[simple garden]

@hallow scroll im doing the same thing rn

[crisp berry]

stop dabi

[scenic sluice]

AHHHHHHHHH(HHHHHHA

[cold path]

wat

[rustic topaz]

Goofy ahh beans

[simple garden]

Uber phone tmrw

[worn bear]

same but google search my friend

[crisp berry]

stop

[quaint bolt]

I’m vacationing

[hallow scroll]

lmaoo its so bad ive barely been to class since school started 😭

[cold path]

stop what

[quaint bolt]

I’m gonna miss first week of classes

[cold path]

who ru

[worn bear]

no plz

[quaint bolt]

Wait

[cold path]

why ru telling me what to do

[quaint bolt]

Are you in loo this fall?

[coarse marten]

Hi Mr simp

[quaint bolt]

Table tennis?

[rustic topaz]

mr smith, do you work at google?

[worn bear]

i dont

[simple garden]

dawg idk what a single one of my profs looks like lmfao

[quaint bolt]

LOL

dw dabeebee

[worn bear]

if you come to guelph ill play you

[quaint bolt]

I’ll refer you to google

[hallow scroll]

valid

[quaint bolt]

I’m sure they want toelands drt intern

[rustic topaz]

Wagons is such a role model 🙏

[cold path]

ICE POG

[cold path]

soooo trueee

drt ceo intern

[quaint bolt]

Come to loo

[cold path]

btw

[worn bear]

but

but

[placid nebula]

pog no class

[worn bear]

but

[cold path]

wagons ru still in homeland

[rustic topaz]

wagons how many women do you have?

[worn bear]

wow dabi

[placid nebula]

Hi mr bog

[cold path]

wat

[quaint bolt]

Nope I left a while ago

Was fun tho

[quaint bolt]

Indeed

[worn bear]

pog

[hallow scroll]

I asked slack to give me nyc if they dont give it to me im rioting

[quaint bolt]

no buts only do

There’s a bus that goes directly to loo now

[cold path]

NYC WINTER PARTY

[quaint bolt]

No excuses

[hallow scroll]

hehebutss

[worn bear]

same bus goes to guelph

no excuses

[cold path]

guys lets all go to nyc in the winter

[dusk kayak]

Wagon im going to waterloo CANADA in november

[cold path]

:D

[dusk kayak]

dabi can confirm

[cold path]

FACTS

waterloo party

[hallow scroll]

yassss

[worn bear]

wtf really

[quaint bolt]

Are you in loo tho?

[cold path]

in novermber

[hallow scroll]

winter woop woop

[quaint bolt]

What

[cold path]

yeah hes working with a prof here

[quaint bolt]

Dabi’s not invited

[cold path]

to do smart things

[rustic topaz]

wtf does this mena

[worn bear]

W

[dusk kayak]

LETS GO

[cold path]

wtf

[quaint bolt]

peber and mr juster you’re invited

[worn bear]

pog

ok ill come

[hallow scroll]

bet

how much a ticket to waterloo cost

omw

[dusk kayak]

it means n3 got omega skill gapped by Googe

and is coping

[cold path]

@sinful locust ive also done js and hrt and cit interviews. also 5r and akuna nad jump and etc

wbu

[hallow scroll]

I think he got the offer but rejected it on the spot

lol

[coarse marten]

Ask for remote and do slack remotely

[cold path]

LOL

[hallow scroll]

slack + amazon in one summer

[worn bear]

outsource your amazon job

[cold path]

no do amaon remote

FACTS PEBER

[hallow scroll]

frugality 🙏

[rustic topaz]

🙏

[simple garden]

goku i found you a plan b

[dusk kayak]

amaon

[coarse marten]

• another company remote

[worn bear]

amayon

[quaint bolt]

Wtf

[hallow scroll]

3 internships in 1 summer

[coarse marten]

3 internships at the same time

[placid nebula]

yes of course

[rustic topaz]

@hallow scroll goated sophmore

[quaint bolt]

Don’t do amazon remote

[rustic topaz]

😭

[quaint bolt]

You’re gonna end up like dabi

[rustic topaz]

why not

[cold path]

guys what does it take to get past amazon screen 😭 im struggling so hard

[hardy patrol]

you guys deadass the upper class of cs majors

[hallow scroll]

after this semester I will be 1/2 of a junior

[rustic topaz]

don't you have citedal

[restive meadow]

any last minute tips for citadel final?

[coarse marten]

Free money

[cold path]

yeah

citedal

[dusk kayak]

holy shit LMAOOOO

[coarse marten]

He doesn't care of return offer

[rustic topaz]

last minute tip

[simple garden]

be 6'4

[worn bear]

.

[rustic topaz]

mr mod her

e

😦

[cold path]

THIS TBH

[hallow scroll]

yeah its crazy theres so many cracked people here

[dusk kayak]

please follow your own advice goku

[cold path]

this is what got me past

cit interview

[hallow scroll]

dabi

[rustic topaz]

@worn bear can you help?

[worn bear]

goku i can see what you delete btw

[cold path]

im 6'4.5

[cold path]

yes

[hallow scroll]

can you reffer me when you get jane street new grad

[cold path]

of course

[dusk kayak]

dabi how to pass 5 rings dabi

[rustic topaz]

ik 😭

i still delete

[cold path]

tell the interviewer they look nice :)

[hallow scroll]

dabi lying they actually 5

feet

💯

[dusk kayak]

i did and got fired from a job i dont have

[rustic topaz]

💯

[dusk kayak]

[quaint bolt]

dabi is actually 5

[cold path]

no i have two feet like a normal person

[quaint bolt]

cm

And also 5

[hallow scroll]

WAGONS

io think

u know ruby right

[cold path]

yeah this is a diff measurement 😏

[quaint bolt]

Yes

[cold path]

whos ruby

[hardy patrol]

what if you were like strikingly handsome and subconsciously manipulated your interviewer into passing you

[cold path]

is she nice

[hallow scroll]

did you learn it on the spot for an internship or on your own

[cold path]

this is what i did for all my hft interviews

[quaint bolt]

Yes

[hallow scroll]

this is what I do all the time

[quaint bolt]

For an internship

[coarse marten]

Mr wagon, what's your count (not LC count)

[hallow scroll]

maybe thats why I get rejected so much

[cold path]

MANIPULATION 🍨

[hardy patrol]

then whyd they reject you ☠️

[dusk kayak]

damn all 14? that has to be tiring

[cold path]

ive never gotten rejected from anywhere

[hardy patrol]

real?

[cold path]

yea

[hallow scroll]

how did you go about learning? im in the same spot rn and im kinda overwhelmed since I signed up for simple button color changing

[cold path]

excdept amazon

[rustic topaz]

@cold path any tips to get jane street?

[quaint bolt]

[cold path]

cant get past aamzon screen

😭

[rustic topaz]

GokuGate12! for Jane Street

[hardy patrol]

wtf

how

[cold path]

make sure to go pee often

[rustic topaz]

[coarse marten]

[hardy patrol]

if i dont get past amz screen that would be depressing

[hallow scroll]

me neither 😦

[quaint bolt]

Just looking at the codebase and Ruby docs

[hardy patrol]

you guys have roided resumes

[rustic topaz]

Bro you haven't applied???

WHAT

[hardy patrol]

i did im waiting for the oa

[rustic topaz]

I THOUGTH YOUDID YOUR OA

[hardy patrol]

its been like 2 weeks mfs sleeping

[rustic topaz]

you need to atleast wait a month

💀

[hallow scroll]

okay ty makes sense gonna try to see if theres docs for the codebase too

[muted summit]

bruh i gotta apply like sept 23 i hope its not too late 💀

[rustic topaz]

why

[hallow scroll]

someone on my team just casually suggested I rewrite this whole microservice for my project like erm

[hardy patrol]

im going to study my balls off until then cause i jus failed two sum LC

⚰️

[hallow scroll]

the most backend ive done was on a simple todo app

[cold path]

amazon fills headcount on sept 21st sorry :/

[rustic topaz]

@quaint bolt found you

[muted summit]

got rejected last march and didnt know about the cooldown

[quaint bolt]

I’m old

[rustic topaz]

how old

[hallow scroll]

wagons is like 24

[rustic topaz]

20?

[cold path]

32

[muted summit]

i fuckin applied as a joke bc i was like no way im getting an oa

[coarse marten]

31.7

[cold path]

hes 32

[rustic topaz]

Me too

I appleid as a joke

😭

[dusk kayak]

0 bitches @ 19?!

[cold path]

appleid

[quaint bolt]

Dabi, bog and juster are all right

[muted summit]

maybe i gotta do that this year too and then it'll save me 😭

[quaint bolt]

Dabi’s right twice

[cold path]

no im left wing

[rustic topaz]

Jane Street > girlfriend

[cold path]

AS ALWAYS

[spark hearth]

wtf imagine wagons is a nod

[coarse marten]

What is your count? (Not LC count)

[spark hearth]

mod

[dusk kayak]

1, im retired

[cold path]

WHEN WEDDING

[rustic topaz]

What's your body count? (Not how many people you've slept with)

[dusk kayak]

im 19 years old

[hardy patrol]

applied: 55
response: 25
interview: 12
offer: 3
bitches: 0

[rustic topaz]

same

applied: 55
response: 25
interview: 12
offer: 0
bitches: 0

[cold path]

and christian 🙄

[dusk kayak]

|| 1 year ||

i had the hard read

[coarse marten]

I'm 19, 63kg, 6 foot

[cold path]

POG

[dusk kayak]

on what you were gonna say

[dusk kayak]

hit the weight room mr bog

[hallow scroll]

if you're 18 and not in faang wyd 🤨

[rustic topaz]

fr

Im lame

😦

[low vale]

Why are you not using freedom units for weight?

[rustic topaz]

no HRT by 20s

😭

[hardy patrol]

what is 63kg in lbs

[coarse marten]

[rustic topaz]

@sinful locust

can you invite me to your tutoring server

[cold path]

26

[rustic topaz]

so you can teach me to take your spot at HRT

[hardy patrol]

fake

[coarse marten]

G ft before 20 or gtfo

[hallow scroll]

I got 1 more year

[hardy patrol]

im writing the shit im about to say for my behavioral rn

[hallow scroll]

next recruiting cycle

[dusk kayak]

we can do better..

[hardy patrol]

im going to give this company sloppy pretending like im a fan boy

[coarse marten]

20 when Mr juster?

[low vale]

I think I might choose to graduate next year instead of doing 4 years

[hallow scroll]

in 1 year and 16 days

[cold path]

!remind me 16 days (justers bday)

[warped dagger]

Time is either in an inappropriate location, which must be either at the end or beginning of your input, or I just flat out did not understand what you meant. Sorry.

[low vale]

Wait I thought you were a junior?

[hallow scroll]

[hallow scroll]

I am

i just skipped some grades

[quaint bolt]

Happy birthday juster

[cold path]

happy birtdhay juster

[hallow scroll]

ty mr wagons

ty dabi

[low vale]

Happy birthday in 16 days

[hallow scroll]

ty tanz

[quaint bolt]

Oh mr @coarse marten I completely forgot about palantir lol

[simple garden]

print("Happy Birthday Juster🐐 🐐 ")

[rustic topaz]

print("Happy Birthday Juster🐐 🐐 ")

[hallow scroll]

ty leGoat

goku stop

[rustic topaz]

juster

it's your birthday?

😮

[hallow scroll]

in 16 days

ytes

[rustic topaz]

Can you give me referral

for jane street

?

[hallow scroll]

yeah

[rustic topaz]

on your birthday

[green apex]

Has anyone taken the GAP OA yet?

[jaunty cove]

yes

[hallow scroll]

i should be in a good mood so on my birthday everyone dm for free JS referrals

[green apex]

how was it?

[jaunty cove]

i died immediately

[green apex]

damn that bad?

what were the questions based on?

[rustic topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-emoji-saquinon-bahonon-adjoua-gif-12066661

[jaunty cove]

no

[rustic topaz]

can I also get

[jaunty cove]

im not at liberty to discuss the quetsions

[rustic topaz]

mojang referrral?

[muted summit]

riot getting back to ppl???

[rustic topaz]

@jaunty cove

stop hatin

[dusk kayak]

havent gotten anything yet :(

[muted summit]

same

would u take riot? @dusk kayak

[sullen grail]

Yall what’s a karat interview like?

[dusk kayak]

100% but thats because im stupid

[sullen grail]

Never done one before

[muted summit]

dude same i think id take it too

[dusk kayak]

I only applied for project L team because i fucking love fighting games to the point i would take it over Google return offer

[muted summit]

it would be such a flex bc all my friends play val and league HAHA

[dusk kayak]

oh i dont care about valorant and league

i just want to work on the fighting game

[muted summit]

oh fr

thats still super cool tho

[dusk kayak]

if i got a project L offer I would take it

[muted summit]

i played val for a while

[dusk kayak]

if it was any other team i sleep

[muted summit]

i think i applied to general

but i heard they are super selective with screening

so its tough

[dusk kayak]

i lied about grad date for this damn team

2024 with Google should be enough but hey

[muted summit]

honestly worth

did you get return

or still waiting

[rustic topaz]

guys

can I wear a regualr shirt to the interview?

i gotta pass

[safe minnow]

Which one

🤔

[rustic topaz]

lemme bring it up

[safe minnow]

Which company

[rustic topaz]

it lookslike this

@safe minnow

[safe minnow]

.

[rustic topaz]

C1

[safe minnow]

Oh

I think that’s fine

[rustic topaz]

wtf is business casual

stfu

hell no

[safe minnow]

^

[rustic topaz]

LOL

[safe minnow]

Do it goku

[muted summit]

c1 prob doesnt care

stream it in discord

[rustic topaz]

fuk noooo

[safe minnow]

Giving back to the community

[muted summit]

💀

dude ngl i asked endorsi to stream it like 2 times the day before

lowkey my fault hes gone

😭

[oak kite]

is endorsi perma banned?

[muted summit]

that was the funniest shit thats happened in this server

def worth

i lost my shit when lee215 joined

anyone know if he got the offer

[clever grail]

no he's back

@ blackhammer73

[rustic topaz]

i gotta

peee

its in 2 minutes

[clever grail]

legendary

[muted summit]

goat

[rustic topaz]

@queen raven 🐐

[oak kite]

that name