I got resume rejected
#2023_summer
rustic topaz
long jasper
anyone knows if gusto codesignal is gca or custom?
muted summit
white urchin
i think they are talking about ft
steady crow
spark hearth
did china make a citadel knock off?
jaunty cove
Xane street
hardy patrol
theres got to be a hidden agenda among all the users with female kpop pfps theres no way its a coincidence
spark hearth
coding
spark hearth
ur joking right
rustic topaz
No
spark hearth
how did u not learn concurrency in school
rustic topaz
Idk bro
spark hearth
it was taught in lower level cs courses
jaunty cove
how do i learn concurrency without taking classes
rustic topaz
it was taught in lower level cs courses
I’m taking low level cs claas rn
jaunty cove
i cant take them
spark hearth
online class
rustic topaz
Wtf is it tho
jaunty cove
its concurrency bro
spark hearth
^
rustic topaz
Bruh
rustic topaz
rustic topaz
So it’s a linkedlist
jaunty cove
yea
spark hearth
yes
jaunty cove
just tell them that
spark hearth
it's a linkedlist
spark hearth
somtime its a triple
jaunty cove
spark hearth
but rarely
sinful locust
Yes
jaunty cove
i remember when akuna asked me to implement a triply linked concurrency in python and i folded
jaunty cove
do i look like a nerd to you?
jaunty cove
rustic topaz
did you finish neetcode 150?
did you just do recursion on that question
is that how you're suppose to solve it?
jaunty cove
class Solution {
public:
double myPow(double x, int n) {
long long N = n;
if (N < 0) {
x = 1 / x;
N = -N;
}
double ans = 1;
double current_product = x;
for (long long i = N; i ; i /= 2) {
if ((i % 2) == 1) {
ans = ans * current_product;
}
current_product = current_product * current_product;
}
return ans;
}
};
idk what that is
jaunty cove
the trick of this problem is remembering (x^n == 2 * x^(n/2))
wrong thing
a^m^2 = a^2m
or smothg
onyx bloom
what's n & 1? does that just check if n is odd?
jaunty cove
it checks the last bit which is the bit that determines if a number is even or odd
bc 1 in binary representation is 1
safe minnow
Wait, I'm confused. I got a different format for my karat interview and my retake
The first one was to solve as many as possible
The second was to solve a single question
Is that normal?
heavy magnet
anyone interviewed with gap for data science?
for some reason i got matched with gap for data science but not swe through codepath
safe minnow
Thanks for the response
placid pelican
anyone know how the akuna data infra oa is?
jaunty cove
its prefix suffix
go each row, each col, in two directions
its just 2 dimensional of what uve done before
yes
lintcode
ill write a sol in python
can you see flowers through flowers
low vale
2nd gap question was p easy for me and not dp
So it they give all the same questions
Idt*
jaunty cove
gimme a second
if youre standing on a flower does it count as seeing a flower
can you stand on a wall
@sinful locust
yea
pog
rustic topaz
jaunty cove
class Solution
def seeFlowers(self, grid) -> int:
dp = [[0 for j in range(len(grid[0]))] for i in range(len(grid))]
# Flowers you can see from left
for i in range(len(grid)):
flowers = 0
for j in range(len(grid[0])):
if grid[i][j] == 'W':
flowers = 0
elif grid[i][j] == 'F':
flowers += 1
else:
dp[i][j] += flowers
# Flowers you can see from right
for i in range(len(grid)):
flowers = 0
for j in reversed(range(len(grid[0]))):
if grid[i][j] == 'W':
flowers = 0
elif grid[i][j] == 'F':
flowers += 1
else:
dp[i][j] += flowers
# Flowers you can see from above
for j in range(len(grid[0])):
flowers = 0
for i in range(len(grid)):
if grid[i][j] == 'W':
flowers = 0
elif grid[i][j] == 'F':
flowers += 1
else:
dp[i][j] += flowers
# Flowers you can see from below
for j in range(len(grid[0])):
flowers = 0
for i in reversed(range(len(grid))):
if grid[i][j] == 'W':
flowers = 0
elif grid[i][j] == 'F':
flowers += 1
else:
dp[i][j] += flowers
# Iterate over cache to find most flowers viewable
best = 0
for i in range(len(dp)):
for j in range(len(dp[0])):
best = max(best, dp[i][j])
return best
i havent tested tis
mine is O(m*n) but 5 times
u can probably optimize
optimal TC is O(m*n)
i think considering this a dp problem makes it harder than it is
low vale
What company is that question for?
jaunty cove
im trying to think of how to optimize memor
glacial lance
Is a 25/30 enough for the Amazon OA
jaunty cove
its not consistent
glacial lance
Tf
late terrace
jaunty cove
how does o1 solution work 
o1 memory
sometimes u run python and it gets 5% faster and then next time u will get 95% faster
oh
well
thats kinda
cheating
not cheating but i thought it would be something more creative lol
i gotta read the solution
i dont get how u can replace the values without ruining the data
quaint bolt
When stripe 
quaint bolt
Ty
quaint bolt
don't you have
No Akuna, Palantir and Amazon return rn
jaunty cove
No Akuna, Palantir and Amazon return rn
the triforce of internships
rustic topaz
No Akuna, Palantir and Amazon return rn
is stripe better than those
why do you need stripe?
quaint bolt
Stripe’s infra roles are v cool
rustic topaz
which season?
jaunty cove
stripe looks like a sexy company based on their website ui
thats all i know about that
jaunty cove
htats even better
rustic topaz
wtf does that mean
quaint bolt
is stripe better than those
I’m mainly waiting on IMC rather than anything else tbh
Just applying to companies I like in the meantime
quaint bolt
See how many offers I can get
jaunty cove
is that under the table
golden tusk
I’m mainly waiting on IMC rather than anything else tbh
You like IMC the most?
cyan garnet
apple is gonna ding stripe's stock
cyan garnet
apple tryna do everything
jaunty cove
how do u guys learn this shit
quaint bolt
Next year 
quaint bolt
You like IMC the most?
I like their signing bonus 
steady crow
payment services
golden tusk
I like their signing bonus <:dogesmile:922937091195797514>
So do the internship and then go somewhere else after?
cyan garnet
they got a platform
cyan garnet
JS does fall so Mayhaps <:dogesmile:922937091195797514>
JS intern 
uneven sand
I got JS rejection offer
quaint bolt
So do the internship and then go somewhere else after?<:pepeflushed:980335304265...
For FT I’m tryna stay in Canada so I won’t be going to any HFTs
Prolly Amazon or google FT
uneven sand
^
quaint bolt
Maple syrup
ivory ocean
Sounds like a virus
uneven sand
get TN
quaint bolt
I need to be a Canadian citizen for that
ivory ocean
Tennessee?
uneven sand
oh
ivory ocean
I want Tennessee
uneven sand
TN == These Nuts
quaint bolt
Lots of money
ivory ocean
Amazon Nashville FT return is the goal this year
quaint bolt
For an internship
mystic depot
dont think so they instantly rejected me
quaint bolt
Help pay tuition
quaint bolt
Almost all big companies and HFTs sponsor tho?
cyan garnet
For FT I’m tryna stay in Canada so I won’t be going to any HFTs
bros not tryna get tossed around the horrible H1-B system
uneven sand
cap one has Toronto role
quaint bolt
That I’m not quite sure about, like 5 or so years or more?
jaunty cove
easy problem im an idiot
mystic depot
how so, cause of the lottery?
mystic depot
also that 
quaint bolt
Jump paid a friend’s friend 750k for senior last year
cyan garnet
H1-b is dogshit
jaunty cove
how do you advance past senior dev
cyan garnet
if I was gonna make a smart move I would try to start my own company and then go as an investor in the US
uneven sand
get gud
jaunty cove
do you need a degre in business management or smth
uneven sand
no
mystic depot
Jump paid a friend’s friend 750k for senior last year
okay so its simple then -> be senior swe -> earn money -> pay for visa
uneven sand
mba is dogshit
cyan garnet
and go in the EB-1 category for greencard
mystic depot
cyan garnet
which takes like 2-3 years
quaint bolt
do you need a degre in business management or smth
No
After senior swe it’s a matter of how long you’re at the company tbh from what I’ve seen
jaunty cove
is it just a matter of consistently proving you know how to get things done and lead a team with a little bit of luck
quaint bolt
I have seen a grand total of 0 staff swe’s who’ve jumped around from company to company
quaint bolt
is it just a matter of consistently proving you know how to get things done and ...
Yes exactly
quaint bolt
Like all the principals I’ve seen at Amazon in my org have been around for years
mystic depot
there is also eb-5 for those mfs who work at HFT firms or as senior SWE
uneven sand
I’m an EB-1 recipient btw
cyan garnet
L1 go into EB-1
cyan garnet
there is also eb-5 for those mfs who work at HFT firms or as senior SWE <:KEKW:7...
what qualifies for EB-5
cyan garnet
I’m an EB-1 recipient btw
u will get ur greencard soon then right
quaint bolt
I’ve got plenty of time to find another one
cyan garnet
like 2 - 3 years
jaunty cove
making a good start up obviously is a tough thing to do, and im not discrediting how much work goes into that, but its not exactly something you can reliably do by following a process
cyan garnet
for EB-1
mystic depot
what qualifies for EB-5
u have to invest 1 mil dollars i think
hence for HFT employees and senior swe
cyan garnet
u have to invest 1 mil dollars i think
whats the wait time for greencard
mystic depot
quaint bolt
Idk I just know it’s way less stressful
mystic depot
whats the wait time for greencard
ngl i dont know i never looked into it im not a millionaire
quaint bolt
Also if I’m at goog I won’t have to worry about that anyways
cyan garnet
ngl i dont know i never looked into it <:KEKW:747188103260799060> im not a milli...
ic
then I would start a company
get it decent sized
invest in a branch thats in the US
1 million dollars
uneven sand
wagon would you be ROW
cyan garnet
and get EB-5
quaint bolt
You forget H1-B is a lottery lol
cyan garnet
You forget H1-B is a lottery lol
pretty easy to get
quaint bolt
And every time I have to renew it I go thru the lottery again
I’m not tryna take any chances lol
cyan garnet
I am not sure if the renewal is lottery system
uneven sand
or just join WITCH where they enter you multiple times
quaint bolt
.
uneven sand
depends on country
quaint bolt
Bro my friend’s sister is staff swe at meta
cyan garnet
yeah thats what I thought
quaint bolt
Stanford masters
cyan garnet
unless u leave the US u dont need H1-B renewal
quaint bolt
Her wait time for green card said 95 years
uneven sand
what country
mystic depot
and get EB-5
i think there is also a startup visa
quaint bolt
what country
India
devout fractal
u just need to get us job and stay there first time through lottery
uneven sand
ok that makes sense
mystic depot
u have to get an investment from a fund
cyan garnet
visa is ur permit to enter the country if you have a valid i-94 and i-47 (I think?) then u can stay in the country
quaint bolt
And yeah I know it’s abnormally high for india and China(?) I think?
uneven sand
outside india and china, wait times aren’t too bad
mystic depot
like y combinator or somethin
quaint bolt
The wait times
uneven sand
it’s capped per country
cyan garnet
i think there is also a startup visa
its not even worth going through job system anymore
devout fractal
it's capped by place of birth not nationality 😭
cyan garnet
business is the way to go
mystic depot
cyan garnet
it's capped by place of birth not nationality 😭
I could have been born in the US
but I wasnt
smh
I would have US citizenship
would be OP
I will thanks for lmk
Canada citizenship is mid
mystic depot
Canada citizenship is mid
i think if you become a canadian citizen u can then get one of the visas which are only available to them
cyan garnet
i think if you become a canadian citizen u can then get one of the visas which a...
TN visa
devout fractal
bruh what is this, leapfrogging citizenships
mystic depot
bruh what is this, leapfrogging citizenships <:KEKW:747188103260799060>
LOOOOL
quaint bolt
bruh what is this, leapfrogging citizenships <:KEKW:747188103260799060>
You would understand if you were international
uneven sand
TN is for Canada and Mexico
quaint bolt
mystic depot
devout fractal
You would understand if you were international
i am
cyan garnet
TN is for Canada and Mexico
yea
quaint bolt
What
devout fractal
i am british citizen in US
quaint bolt
How you not think of this then
mystic depot
cyan garnet
You would understand if you were international
the struggle
u could be told any moment by the government to pack ur bags
rustic topaz
TN is for Canada and Mexico
im in TN
devout fractal
cuz i'd rather go back to the UK than go to Canada lol
cyan garnet
nope
quaint bolt
cuz i'd rather go back to the UK than go to Canada lol
L choice
cyan garnet
I am gonna apply for PR in Canada soon
devout fractal
I shall
rustic topaz
cuz i'd rather go back to the UK than go to Canada lol
go back to UK 🙏
quaint bolt
The only thing good about the UK are the sidemen
cyan garnet
I dont have US greencard either
in 2 years I may get it
mystic depot
devout fractal
what uk jobs
mystic depot
this fr
uneven sand
Canadians still kiss the queens ass
mystic depot
Canadians still kiss the queens ass
LOOOOL
jaunty cove
i struggle way too much with binary search problems
devout fractal
interesting
cyan garnet
Canadians still kiss the queens ass
I wouldnt wanna kiss that hags ass
jaunty cove
i always am off by one
cyan garnet
mystic depot
smh they always changing everything up here
uneven sand
^
fathom hazel
i got kicked by a pegasus, what a coincidence
cyan garnet
UK isnt bad
if u are documented u get citizenship / PR
after 5 years
bro canada is overcrowded as hell
like GTA
overcrowded
if u go outside no jobs
overcrowded to me at least
devout fractal
no jobs anywhere these days lol
uneven sand
just publish in some joke journal
cyan garnet
canada has no jobs in general
cyan garnet
bro canada is overcrowded as hell
u get PR
and "free" healthcare
but its cold
UK weather isnt too cold too hot
not many corporate jobs there either
cold enough to snow
harsh weather
I am from bay area
its cold to me
bay is burning rn
💀
114
no
I live in mississauga
winters are a big turn off
u saw last winter?
💀
no it wasnt
so much snow
maybe for u
ik
I am not saying u arent
maybe by ur standards
yea
I hope it isnt as harsh this time
🙏
no
I think
antartica would be the place to be
jaunty cove
while (lo <= hi):
m = (lo + hi) // 2
if nums[m] <= last:
hi = m-1
else:
lo = m+1
Why is it working with <= but not < im so fried
cyan garnet
jaunty cove
jaunty cove
how else would you do it
im doing rotated sorted array and i passed after switching < to <= but idk why
fathom hazel
```
while (lo <= hi):
m = (lo + hi) // 2
if nums...
off-by-one error is a f nightmare
crisp berry
```
while (lo <= hi):
m = (lo + hi) // 2
if nums...
because searching in an array of length 1 is valid
fathom hazel
```
while (lo <= hi):
m = (lo + hi) // 2
if nums...
where is your base case ?
like nums[m] == target ?
jaunty cove
there is no base case , it just stops after finding the right index
idk how it works but it does
💀
jaunty cove
because searching in an array of length 1 is valid
i see
did u do the clever one where u only have oen binary search
yea i will try to do that now
yea
i didnt do that cause the bounds arent that big
o ur talking about something else
ok
does this work for if it might not be in the array
so after it exits while loop you can just check if nums[lo] == target
to check if its there
fathom hazel
but python doesn't have it right ? only java
i never have problem with thatn in python
(lo + hi )// 2
jaunty cove
its so confusing to me whyh its lo-1
how do u know that its lo-1
💀
hhuh
what if the loop exits when you update hi not lo
nvm
i see
good idea
i dont have a standard so i just try to wing it every time which is confusing
why not len(nums)-1
yea i see
cause then we would not get the right answer for array = [1]
it would exit
befoer checking anything
then lo increments to 1
and we return lo -1 which is 0
sinful locust
Money
jaunty cove
thats why i would do the naive solution on an interview
its same time complexity
but a lot easier to not fuck pu
really
nice
sexy
golden tusk
Go to #leetcode_discussion
scarlet pike
does uber send oas? Im seeing some people get gca and some direct to phone
rustic topaz
mfs talk more than they leetcode on this chat
jaunty cove
@rustic topaz https://leetcode.com/problems/super-egg-drop/
rustic topaz
🙄 you got a point, I've made significant progress within a month
tho 😛
bro can you stop being cringy with the "nah jit trippin"
that's a good thing
"naaah jit trippin" 🤓
dusk kayak
LMAOOO
warped daggerBOT
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cyan garnet
yall just hatin on goku
thick bane
21k messages in one month?
cyan garnet
who
sinful locust
stop
sinful locust
peter whats up
worn bear
nothin
sinful locust
lurking is the best
warped daggerBOT
ssi asks: ban peter smith
worn bear
go have sex
i open this chat and the first thing i see is this
celest bane
its a legitamte message
worn bear
cool
worn bear
i am neet
celest bane
neetcode
worn bear
school rn
spark hearth
why not
cyan garnet
you assume i work at google
i know you work at google
u have cscd on ur resume
u alr cracked
spark hearth
can i have one of ur quant offers?
sinful locust
money
uneven sand
the implementation isn't very tricky
only thing to watch out for is ||floating point imprecision||
but yea it only takes about 10 loc
uneven sand
np
jaunty cove
which problem
citadel lol
and im trying to learn binary serach really well
but by telling you super egg drop is a bsearch problem its kind of spoiled
still hard i havent figured it out
ivory ocean
Hey can u guys
Once you finish the topic at hand
Can we all spam that @ that I linked
Spam @fossil junco if u would
jaunty cove
no
i got resume rejected by them
still i respect the company so i figure they ask cool questions
its def a part of it
ivory ocean
@fossil junco
uneven sand
you could also just binary search for the first value <= nums[0]
ivory ocean
This sound like search in rotated array
Fuck search in rotated array
Jk once you get that one it’s like “duh”
But before then it’s like huh
No Amazon doesn’t track them for interns
Only FT
No
I always heard they don’t do you have a source
Omg Amazon recruiter
Confirmed
jaunty cove
i feel like its use one egg from the top and decrementing by 1 until the search window is searchable with k-1 eggs then use bsearch
im having trouble articulting that
safe minnow
:susge:
safe minnow
You can’t access much without an Amazon offer tho
So you can get in there with an Amazon offer even if you’re not going
ivory ocean
For sure
safe minnow
Nice
ivory ocean
But you can’t access most channels without proof you accepted it
fossil junco
ivory ocean
Oh
It’s some recording of a lecture
It’s funny
Not really any point to it
It’s gone now tho cuz I got self conscious
celest bane
It’s gone now tho cuz I got self conscious
dont let anyone tell you anything ur amazing
jaunty cove
@woven quest Check this out
class Solution:
def peakIndexInMountainArray(self, arr: List[int]) -> int:
lo = 1
hi = len(arr)
while lo < hi:
m = lo + (hi - lo) // 2
if arr[m-1] <= arr[m] and arr[m] <= arr[m+1]:
lo = m + 1
else:
hi = m
return lo
We return lo for the soloution not lo-1
does that pass
💀
im curious if you
understand why we return lo and not lo-1
like your pattern suggests
jaunty cove
but whats the intutiotn behind returning lo and not lo-1
jaunty cove
but in this template for bsearch we always do this, where we dont explicitly check if we're at the solution, rather, have some conditions to adjust the left and right bounds and let the end of the while loop deliver us the soolution
whats different about this
thats so confusing to me
damn
jane street?
👍
not really but i think its my fault
is bisect module acceptable in an interview
index out of range error
🤔
i tried it earlier
def peakIndexInMountainArray(self, arr: List[int]) -> int:
lo = 1
hi = len(arr)
while lo < hi:
m = lo + (hi - lo) // 2
if arr[m-1] > arr[m] and arr[m] > arr[m+1]:
hi = m
else:
lo = m+1
return lo```how does two pointer work here
lol
i kind of see it now
cause if the condition holds there is a peak to the left
to the right
its like the original
it returns lo 
lavish portal
has Meta posted intern postings
lmaoooo got referred and it asks for what postion
rip
jaunty cove
janitor
spark hearth
im going to start using that for all bin serach problems during interviews
go
cheese it
mr cheese
jaunty cove
what does tuples have to do with bsearch
maybe u can do something with lambda functions
how
log(n) is op
O(log(n))
oh
"now i will download and import my bsearch module that includes a function that solves this exact problem"
an interviewer could argue that using bisect in a bsearch problem is like using sort in an implement sorting algorithm problem no?
even if its standard
it is for me 💀
i guess im in luck
thick atlas
yall I have a quick question
I've matched with 7 companies for an internship in summer 2023 and I'm not sure which to choose if I get offers from multiple
not yet, but matched
jaunty cove
matched?
sinful locust
STOP
jaunty cove
what is this
ivory ocean
Wtf
thick atlas
No it was through CodePath, I was in the advanced software engineering prep course
ivory ocean
Where’d ash go
fleet sapphire
anyone know anything about IMC's phone behavioural screen?
ivory ocean
High school dude
golden tusk
You’re not even guaranteed to get interviewed by all of them depending on how they do the career fair
thick atlas
I have interview times with all of them, they are not in the screenshot
sick oar
I think SAP is the biggest name
golden tusk
I have interview times with all of them, they are not in the screenshot
Even for 1-1s I didn’t get next steps
Big group and small group can be info sessions essentially
sinful locust
I think SAP is the biggest name
hi
golden tusk
Really depends
thick atlas
These are all 1-1s, versik legit only had three 1-1 slot options and I got the last
sinful locust
harvard
golden tusk
These are all 1-1s, versik legit only had three 1-1 slot options and I got the l...
Yeah but I wouldn’t count my chickens yet, decide after you get the offers
thick atlas
CodePath is very good, I highly highly recommend. just becasue I completed 1 course I can apply to all career fairs
ivory ocean
Why do u ask
thick atlas
no info sessions have been underway, these are 1-1's I think to start the multi step process
no free
LOL
warped daggerBOT
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golden tusk
I think SAP is the biggest name
Do you know anything about Intuit pm intern?
golden tusk
Not really, just more chances
thick atlas
more chances yeah
True sounds good, I just wanted to order the interviews so I have my top priority last
Google hasn't touched matching yet but I've made sure to save my last day for them
urms?
golden tusk
True sounds good, I just wanted to order the interviews so I have my top priorit...
SAP and Mathworks is best I feel
thick atlas
I was thinking Mathworks also because they are super well known, but isn't health like huge in swe?
last year, I'm a double major, I've already done one other technical internship and currently a temp full stack dev
near swallow
The mission statement encourages it but tbh in practice it didnt feel like it. My friends and i were in tech prep classes and it was…usual CS distribution
spark hearth
#freeEndorsi
thick atlas
yes
near swallow
Like i’ve seen URM programs and stuff, and codepath is on the lower end of that lol
They should just drop it from their mission
golden tusk
I was thinking Mathworks also because they are super well known, but isn't healt...
MathWorks have matlab, not sure of others
near swallow
no, i had an offer but i reneged
warped daggerBOT
ssi asks: ban kirb
near swallow
Very doable
thick atlas
@woven quest I'll take your advise and wait for offers then I'll prob come back if I have more than 1 lol
near swallow
Who knows. Companies will target diversity events yeah, idk if codepath is good for that
thick atlas
I'm a double major so this is like my 5th or 6th year lmao
near swallow
I would imagine yes
thick atlas
year like junior/senior?
oh cs fuck idk
too many years
2023
december
I've applied to plenty others but this is just through codepath
sick oar
Do you know anything about Intuit pm intern?
ehh what kind of stuff
hardy patrol
based
golden tusk
ehh what kind of stuff
Like if it’s a good program?
dusk kayak
URM buff goated
sick oar
Like if it’s a good program?
I heard the pay is mid but Cisco and Intuit feed into apm programs if that’s your goal
golden tusk
I heard the pay is mid but Cisco and Intuit feed into apm programs if that’s you...
That’s good to know, thanks!
sinful locust
Is it ok to do DRW OA after more than 3 days?
yes
lol i took a oa 2 weeks after i got it once and got phone
golden tusk
I heard the pay is mid but Cisco and Intuit feed into apm programs if that’s you...
Are there any pm intern prep you recommend?
uneven sand
lol i took a oa 2 weeks after i got it once and got phone
but you're cracked
sick oar
Are there any pm intern prep you recommend?
For where
tepid moat
lol i took a oa 2 weeks after i got it once and got phone
I see thanks
sinful locust
oblique sonnet
golden tusk
For where
Intuit mainly since that’s the only one I have right now lol, but general works too
sick oar
associate product manager
sick oar
Intuit mainly since that’s the only one I have right now lol, but general works ...
probably just glassdoor, exponent, or product buds
golden tusk
probably just glassdoor, exponent, or product buds
Cool thanks 🙏
tepid moat
@quaint bolt have you done IMC recruiter call?
rapid swan
u got? 
jaunty cove
gleaming tangle
how long will it be like that ? mine's been like 3 weeks
spark hearth
a week
echo lynx
Does anyone know if you get to keep your work laptop at companies if they send you a brand new laptop?
rustic topaz
Does anyone know if you get to keep your work laptop at companies if they send you a brand new laptop?
spark hearth
LMAO
jaunty cove
yes if you dont return it
rustic topaz
@gentle latch is she prettty? https://www.instagram.com/p/CfOXcW3uOtT/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=
spark hearth
<@664367945748578304> is she prettty? https://www.instagram.com/p/CfOXcW3uOtT/?i...
ayo stop showing my gf
jaunty cove
she doesnt look like a real person 💀
warped daggerBOT
ssi asks: ban goku
rustic topaz
What? I’m asking mr juda a question
rustic topaz
she doesnt look like a real person 💀
Racially motivated?
jaunty cove
filter motivated
spark hearth
can u send me his insta
sinful locust
and drank it
spark hearth
luckily I didn't get herpes like other ppl did
jaunty cove
Nice
spark hearth
Doctors.com
stfu
rustic topaz
🐒
clever grail
real
jaunty cove
nice main
spark hearth
@ember bison does talk aot like goku
I'm starting to think they're the same person
@ember bison is my bitch dw
if there's a hole, there's a goal
rustic topaz
<@877499029691461683> what's ur favorite anime
I like
spark hearth
u like
I touch more grass than u
I literally go outside my backyard and roll on the grass everyday for 3 hrs
rustic topaz
I like 177013
spark hearth
I wanna give her a big hug
why does this look like me
rustic topaz
🙏
rustic topaz
why does this look like me
What???
spark hearth
I rejected ur hug
rustic topaz
??
spark hearth
stop sexyally assulting me
rustic topaz
🤓
spark hearth
I have 3
jaunty cove
i have 4
jaunty cove
i have 4 3d gfs which makes a total of 12 gf dimensions
spark hearth
I can show u one kf them
rustic topaz
my 3 gfs aren't 3d tho
jaunty cove
idk loooks 3d to me
spark hearth
look low lovey dovey she is aww
static spindle
cs majors be like ^
spark hearth
and confirm she is 2d
spark hearth
cs majors be like ^
you're mother
static spindle
NOOOOOO IM NOT MOTHER
rustic topaz
Heck what are your pronouns
spark hearth
that's enuf discord for today, too much weird shit
static spindle
c/++
spark hearth
deman/demon are my actual pronouns like no joke
rustic topaz
that's enuf discord for today, too much weird shit
Bro you’re the only one being weird
😁😭😭😭😭😭
spark hearth
if u use other pronouns, u are discriminatory
jaunty cove
spark hearth
low key
I'm gonna go cry my self to sleep now
stop reacting nerd to every msg I send
I'm not a nerd!
damn
goku really bullying me
I'll email my recruiter to rescind ur offer
static spindle
proceeds to self react to own messages
spark hearth
proceeds to self react to own messages
well I'm a simple man, if i see a button I click
why are u reacting to the nerd
static spindle
well I'm a simple man, if i see a button I click
monke see monke do 🐒
spark hearth
yoo man's being racist, just bc I'm brown doesn't mean I'm a monke
rustic topaz
🦮🚶♂️
rustic topaz
Kyoyo go make a project that saves the world or something
spark hearth
y'all weird af, I need to leave this server before I get consumed by y'all's weirdness
jaunty cove
if this project works out it will be awesome
static spindle
y'all weird af, I need to leave this server before I get consumed by y'all's wei...
ew texan detected
jaunty cove
if it doesnt i will waste a fck ton of time
rustic topaz
y'all weird af, I need to leave this server before I get consumed by y'all's wei...
Didn’t you just say you are Asian and had a big black pp???
spark hearth
ew texan detected
wtf how did u know I go to UT
but I didn't think @static spindle would know
static spindle
but I didn't think <@349496509819125761> would know
mf spelled y'all's
rustic topaz
🦮🚶♂️
jaunty cove
you should dm them
static spindle
when does my recruiter wake up <:kermit_think:817830209557889066>
its hibernation season 😔
jaunty cove
rustic topaz
Nvm
static spindle
the dude who was trying to recruit me to manage a warehouse responded to me within 3 minutes
jaunty cove
the dude who was trying to recruit me to manage a warehouse responded to me with...
what questions were on the OA
spark hearth
it's a good school
static spindle
what questions were on the OA
i dont remember something about how long I can go without water
naive kayak
For the people go gave the Amazon OA. I just spoke to a senior SDE. He said should hear back within 3 days after giving the OA
jaunty cove
whats up with people giving the OA
rustic topaz
For the people go gave the Amazon OA. I just spoke to a senior SDE. He said should hear back within 3 days after giving the OA
static spindle
For the people go gave the Amazon OA. I just spoke to a senior SDE. He said shou...
:(
For the people go gave the Amazon OA. I am a Amazon. Should hear back within 24 hours of applying
naive kayak
LMAO
jaunty cove
datadog offer
jaunty cove
you got 3
spark hearth
why monkey?
static spindle
i take it back i need the 24 hour delivery for my 27th copy of "heard on the street"
thank you father 🙏
rustic topaz
@solar osprey where are you from
glacial sail
does anyone know if bloomberg apps are closed or were they ever out?
spark hearth
never out
rustic topaz
Ohio
Mfs live in Ohio
🤔
Like Jake Paul
😁
I’m from Zimbabwe 😎
Based on Jake Paul or Logan Paul?
static spindle
sounds exciting!
jaunty cove
we arent man
coarse marten
You will get a Chromebook when you will join Google
slow quarry
jaunty cove
no you have to code on google docs
why do u think they do the interviews in google docs
rapid swan
@hearty river https://finance.yahoo.com/news/tech-stocks-matana-is-the-new-faang-analyst-says-145511543.html prestigious name
earnest hatch
<@657980540665724938> https://finance.yahoo.com/news/tech-stocks-matana-is-the-n...
Replace Nvidia with Twilio, so it can be MATATA
rapid swan
Replace Nvidia with Twilio, so it can be MATATA <:thanospog:766459435441848363>
SHEEEEEEESH
sick oar
go to msft. you can use them there
quaint bolt
Whenever you’re working you’ll be ssh-ing into their servers anyways so it doesn’t matter
rapid swan
go to msft. you can use them there
real
sick oar
True…
rapid swan
I love being able to use github
allowed to use anything
no software restrictions
jira poop
first thing I downloaded was discord
I mean I downloaded firefox
and opened tor thru firefox
so ig yes
idr if I opened it
but u can
no
what u doing on tor
sinful locust
woeful lynx
Getting an email that starts with “no-reply” days after you submitted your application 😍😂
sinful locust
😍
woeful lynx
They only use the no reply for offers so you can’t say “no” 😉
clever grail
no software restrictions
copilot 😈
sinful locust
^
woeful lynx
Rejection emails containing: “While your skills and credentials are impressive” 😍😂
jaunty cove
seggw
fringe crest
how screwed am i jp morgan OA without taking a dsa course yet
jaunty cove
samw
static spindle
Jpmorgan OA is pretty easy
jaunty cove
yea and thenthey ghost you
quaint bolt
You use whatever
If you’re working with Java you’ll most likely use IntelliJ tho
And for webdev stuff it’ll be vscode
I just write code I don’t really have a preference
IntelliJ has a useful internal plugin that integrates with Amazon’s build system
So that’s nice - I think vscode has an equivalent but the IntelliJ one’s been around longer
Yes
Why would they not
4th
I sent my resume in #resume
rustic topaz
@quaint bolt you go to waterloo?
understandable
i hope sushi doesn't get amazon 🙏
quaint bolt
Unless you’re an icpc chad yes
rustic topaz
for blocking me
quaint bolt
Or you lie about grad date
quaint bolt
No?
quaint bolt
Lots of icpc kids at loo
rustic topaz
@quaint bolt do u ?
jaunty cove
how do you prepare for quant?
do math
quaint bolt
<@426054830562213889> do u ?
I feel like this has been established multiple times this summer
Man really is a gpt instance