2023_summer

[spark hearth]

someone tell this man @sinful locust to chance his goofy aah pfp

[rustic topaz]

someone tell this man @spark hearth to chance his goofy aah pfp

[spark hearth]

wtf

stop

stop goku

[rustic topaz]

chance your pfp

[spark hearth]

seriously

[uneven sand]

lol what is that project

[rustic topaz]

0 is to take the conventional value of 0.

O is 50% of the time 0, and 50% of the time 1. The determination of this depends on how the underlying logic feels at the moment.```

[spark hearth]

gender equality

[uneven sand]

No class hierarchy or other stigmata of OOP (objectification-oriented programming). In fact, as an intersectional acknowledgement of Class Struggle our language will have no classes at all.

[sinful locust]

https://tenor.com/view/goofy-goofy-ahh-meme-nerd-emoji-gif-25343095

[rustic topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/goofy-goofy-ahh-meme-nerd-emoji-gif-25343095

[jaunty cove]

functional programming is communist

[uneven sand]

Instead of "running" a program, which implies thin privilege and pressure to "work out", programs are "given birth". After birth, a program rolls for a 40% chance of executing literally as the code is written, 40% of being "psychoanalytically incompatible", and 40% of executing by a metaphorical epistemology the order of the functions found in main().

[spark hearth]

💀

[sinful locust]

wait you know where my pfp is from?

[jaunty cove]

no

what is it from

[spark hearth]

no

change ur pfp

[sinful locust]

its from the haskell book

[calm echo]

no

[rustic topaz]

no one knows where your pfp is from

[spark hearth]

I don't wanna be looking at ur face everytime u type

[jaunty cove]

hm

why should i learn haskell

[spark hearth]

at least have a girl in it like colin davis

[jaunty cove]

i will learn ocaml so i can get jane street offer

🙂

[spark hearth]

wtf

what is coomer

[sinful locust]

no states 😋

less bugs

[uneven sand]

https://tenor.com/bFRzx.gif

[sinful locust]

either that or Rust

[rustic topaz]

no sex

no stds

😛

[jaunty cove]

😋

[calm echo]

Lemickey

[spark hearth]

😊

[rustic topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/sturdy-pigeon-sturdy-pigeon-gif-24636241

[spark hearth]

tobro yo

[sinful locust]

imagine using a language with null pointers instead of monads

[rustic topaz]

Yo?

[spark hearth]

ayo?

[sinful locust]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[jaunty cove]

i need to learn wat a monad is

[spark hearth]

ayo

flex ur offers

[jaunty cove]

its also why im poor and u guys have internships

[uneven sand]

time to flex my offers:

[spark hearth]

how bout u leave ur girl and u'l be rich

[rustic topaz]

Vexor | Tech Lead | FIITJian | FAANG stock holder | H1B lottery winner | Python | ML enthusiast | Crypto enthusiast | Bitcoin owner | Start up | Not IIT/NIT/IIIT | Youtube 30K | 5* CodeChef

[spark hearth]

if u end up leaving ur girl, can I have her phone number?

[sinful locust]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhuHCtR3xq8

[rustic topaz]

Vexor | Tech Lead | FIITJian | FAANG stock holder | H1B lottery winner | Python | ML enthusiast | Crypto enthusiast | Bitcoin owner | Start up | Not IIT/NIT/IIIT | Youtube 30K | 5* CodeChef

Vexor | Tech Lead | FIITJian | FAANG stock holder | H1B lottery winner | Python | ML enthusiast | Crypto enthusiast | Bitcoin owner | Start up | Not IIT/NIT/IIIT | Youtube 30K | 5* CodeChef

[spark hearth]

stop

[jaunty cove]

i will watch this video when i go to sleep

[sinful locust]

what OS do they use

[uneven sand]

zOS

[spark hearth]

zOS

[jaunty cove]

windows 97

[spark hearth]

it's the best OS from the most prestigious company IBM

[rustic topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/free-smiley-faces-de-emoji-gun-riffle-shoot-gif-16168342

[spark hearth]

https://prestigehunt.com

[sinful locust]

yall on discord on saturday night

[jaunty cove]

https://tenor.com/view/free-smiley-faces-de-emoji-gun-riffle-shoot-gif-16168342

[spark hearth]

what else is there to do?

[rustic topaz]

@tawdry mist

??

[jaunty cove]

what else would i be doing 😂

[tawdry mist]

😐

[sinful locust]

https://tenor.com/view/rexium-fortnite-rexium-floss-rexium-gif-24194108

[rustic topaz]

go talk to your girlfriend

[spark hearth]

this man lurking

[rustic topaz]

@tawdry mist

[jaunty cove]

we r long distance until school starts again

[rustic topaz]

did you get apple?

[sinful locust]

what college students do

[jaunty cove]

what do they do

[rustic topaz]

get laid?

[spark hearth]

she def cheatin on your goofy ahh

[sinful locust]

team?

[rustic topaz]

W!

[jaunty cove]

thanks you just convinced me to break up with her

[spark hearth]

can I have her number

[hallow scroll]

how can i get into amazon

[rustic topaz]

are you bisexual?

[rustic topaz]

give me your amazon offer

[spark hearth]

yeah I'm nonbinary

[hallow scroll]

I dont have an offer

[jaunty cove]

u need to go on tinder or smth

[hallow scroll]

its cap

[rustic topaz]

nonbinary isn't a sexuality

[hallow scroll]

I lied, I dont have any offers

I am looking for my first internship

[rustic topaz]

🙄

[spark hearth]

I'm on grindr, it's similar to tinder yeah

[rustic topaz]

juster you're not funny

https://tenor.com/view/skype-monkey-jiggle-emoji-emoticon-gif-18425882

[calm echo]

Goku how many offers we looking at

[rustic topaz]

Goku how many offers we looking at

[spark hearth]

2: c1 and amazon

[hallow scroll]

how can I get c1

is 849 okay for oa?

[rustic topaz]

😦

mf got 849 😦

[calm echo]

Goku can you help me get capital 1

I currently only have 1 offer

[jaunty cove]

no its mediocre

what is neetcode pro 😂

[rustic topaz]

don't buy it

it's soo ass

😭

[spark hearth]

actually, c1 rejects 849 bc ur "too good" and prolly won't stay with c1 long. they want 690-730 applicants

[jaunty cove]

you bought it but not leetcode premium? 💀

[hallow scroll]

I really do wish I can get into amazon one day.

[sinful locust]

this is where my pfp is from http://learnyouahaskell.com/syntax-in-functions#pattern-matching

[hallow scroll]

lmao

[rustic topaz]

if I get in, I'll leave

with 600s

🙄

[uneven sand]

@hoary locust go to sleep

[hearty river]

Wrong ping

[spark hearth]

this is creepy pls delete

[uneven sand]

go to sleep

[calm echo]

Change pfp

[uneven sand]

haskell

[spark hearth]

jose calderon

[sinful locust]

http://learnyouahaskell.com/syntax-in-functions#pattern-matching

[hallow scroll]

2023 grad moment

[jaunty cove]

i do not understand that paragraph at all

[uneven sand]

this hiring freeze is fucking me over

i can't get a winter offer :(

[rustic topaz]

people so cringe

mf used the :🤪 emoji

[uneven sand]

linkedin winter kinda sussy

hopefully i get final

[rustic topaz]

linkedin winter kinda sussy
hopefully i get final :prayge:

[sinful locust]

i just read this 20 min ago while pooping on toilet

[jaunty cove]

prayge

[hallow scroll]

I NEED 2 PASS FIGMA

HOW PASS FIGM<A?

[languid finch]

[uneven sand]

HOW TO GET LIGMA OA

?av @hallow scroll

[jaunty cove]

I found gokus reddit account

[uneven sand]

/avatar @hallow scroll

[rustic topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/981757182976589884/1015835614203089009/unknown.png

[uneven sand]

?avatar @hallow scroll

[warped dagger]

Avatar for juster#0313

Link as

png | jpg | webp

[rustic topaz]

@spark hearth

[jaunty cove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/981757182976589884/1015835645815570572/unknown.png

[tawdry mist]

https://doc.rust-lang.org/book/ch06-02-match.html

[uneven sand]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/981757182976589884/1015835645815570572/unknown.png

[rustic topaz]

@spark hearth

[sinful locust]

stolen from haskell

[rustic topaz]

really?

[sinful locust]

ocmal

[tawdry mist]

🦀

[sinful locust]

no ocaml

[rustic topaz]

🐟

[sinful locust]

HOW TO GO TO SLEEP

technically

@hoary locust

[hallow scroll]

here is how:

[sinful locust]

😭

@simple garden yo

[languid finch]

there are so many yahkuna imposters now, i gotta right click their profiles and see if it says "Add Friend" or "Remove Friend"

[hallow scroll]

oh thats not real yuahlkuna

[sinful locust]

It is

@hoary locust come back online

new pfp?

[hallow scroll]

yesd

[spark hearth]

what

!avatar vexor

[warped dagger]

Avatar for vexor#2585

Link as

png | jpg | webp

[rustic topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/981757182976589884/1015835838678048779/unknown.png

[hallow scroll]

!avatar vexor

[warped dagger]

Avatar for vexor#2585

Link as

png | jpg | webp

[spark hearth]

stop sending me selfies of u

[sinful locust]

!avatar GokuGate12!#4887

[warped dagger]

Avatar for GokuGate12!#4887

Link as

png | jpg | webp

[languid finch]

@fake yahkuna i dont add imposters to friends list sorry

[sinful locust]

!avatar @sinful locust

[warped dagger]

Avatar for mrterrificmiracle#7998

Link as

png | jpg | webp

[sinful locust]

good

!avatar @sinful locust

[warped dagger]

Avatar for mrterrificmiracle#7998

Link as

png | jpg | webp

[sinful locust]

how do i get cisco phone

[jaunty cove]

idk man

they ghosted everyone

[simple garden]

is leetcode down for anyone else

[jaunty cove]

yes

[spark hearth]

no

[jaunty cove]

[sinful locust]

its always down

[simple garden]

I got rate limited on leetcode

[jaunty cove]

you choose which of two statements is more like you, a bunch of times

[tawdry mist]

prompts with 1-5 horizontal scale u click

[simple garden]

i want to see if i did course schedule right

[sinful locust]

escape leetcode code sandbox

[jaunty cove]

i dont know how to code outside of leetcode ide

anymore

[sinful locust]

import os
os.system("ls")

[spark hearth]

the world feels so good now that goku is out of my life

[sinful locust]

escape leetcode container -> server -> hack the site

[spark hearth]

@rustic topaz

[sinful locust]

https://tenor.com/view/heinzel-evil-dance-cursed-summoning-devil-gif-17325881

https://tenor.com/view/cat-spiritus-summon-vintage-fountain-pen-gif-22872604

@rustic topaz

[jaunty cove]

i have nothing to do now that leetcode is down

[calm echo]

@rustic topaz

[spark hearth]

@rustic topaz

[tawdry mist]

@rustic topaz

[sinful locust]

touch grass

[jaunty cove]

no

its dark out

[simple garden]

Whos solution timed out leetcode

[tawny nimbus]

touch women

[simple garden]

@rustic topaz i blame you

[sinful locust]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-fat-fat-gigachad-gigachad-fat-chad-fat-gif-25194162

[tawny nimbus]

like ur mothers

[sinful locust]

https://tenor.com/view/sussy-the-rock-emogus-amogus-amongus-gif-21517325

[rustic topaz]

????

kyoyo blocked me 💀

[sinful locust]

can you unban my g

the big g

[simple garden]

can u fix leetcode

its down

[sinful locust]

https://tenor.com/view/andrew-tate-top-g-lord-tate-gif-26112388

bugatti

im hjunior still resume rejcted roblox!!

https://tenor.com/view/sarcastic-laugh-serious-gif-4922422

[cyan garnet]

I did my first OA when I was 15

L

[spark halo]

how long will lc be down?

[cyan garnet]

lc down?

[spark halo]

my favorite social media

[spark halo]

it is for me, u should check

[cyan garnet]

alr i will

yep

its down

NOO

[spark halo]

[warped nest]

anyone here good at price conversion based on metric?

[hearty river]

STOP

[spark halo]

who is real?

[hearty river]

me

[spark hearth]

the Kirby one

[jaunty cove]

i quit the stupid roblox deer tracker game halfway through

i think im gonna get auto rejected

[crisp berry]

the fox assessment isnt even hard

neither is codesignal

[spark hearth]

no one cares, now unblock me

[past comet]

Nope you wont

They just don’t send the mail thats all

[proud whale]

someone sent me a mesasge req ab moving amazon summer to winter

i accidentally clicked ignore sorry

pm me again

i forgot who it was

[sinful locust]

fr sushi out here blocking everyone

unblock

is nordstrom app closed

[jaunty cove]

it looks like it

im tryig to find it too 💀

[sinful locust]

how do apps close its september

[jaunty cove]

ik

[tired garden]

HM depends on your onsite performance. If you do borderline on learning/decomp then u redo that portion and if u do well on both then hm is just behavioral

[sick oar]

has anyone done msft phone

or palantir phone

[proud whale]

like recruiter phone?

[sick oar]

yeah

[proud whale]

same, super chill

[quaint bolt]

Yes

It was behavioural with one technical q

No lc

[jaunty cove]

their resume is probably nuts

[plush flume]

And I am out here getting lc hard for Grindr 😳

Playin

[sinful locust]

can u get meta interviews from meta ABCS?

[stoic glen]

IBM or bust

[steady crow]

does ibm allow part time remote

[sinful locust]

how was gusto OA?

[fathom hazel]

to me the most important leadership principals is Learn and Be Curious, I believe I will be a valuable asset to Amazon

p/s : if Amazon don't hire me, you guysare stupid

[verbal iris]

CUSTOMER OBSESSED

[valid socket]

omg joeydotdev dropped a video on tiktok about how to write good code

did y’all see it?

[rapid swan]

🙀

[hallow scroll]

Pan got return offer

[rustic topaz]

Just saw 😱

[pseudo orbit]

[rustic topaz]

Is pan cracked at LC??

[pseudo orbit]

mate who the fuck is joeydotdev

[rustic topaz]

Joey dot dev works at Uber

[pseudo orbit]

OH JOEY
ITS YOUR ACC

THATS CRAZY BRO

whats up yahkuna

[valid socket]

yes lad

[pseudo orbit]

deleting your messages as usual

[rustic topaz]

Bro removed dev from his name

😭😭😭😭

[rapid swan]

YOOO

is the 300k a yr clickbait

[coarse marten]

@honest aspen

Don't worry Mr lime, it's because pan is famous

[rustic topaz]

Did Luke get it

[rapid swan]

who

[rustic topaz]

What’s the return offer for meta

Is it a lot of money

WIt

What

290k new grad return offer?????

[astral dew]

Got damnnnn

This fr?

[rustic topaz]

Bro cappin

[calm echo]

Congrats on Amazon 🥳@rustic topaz

[rustic topaz]

Stop

[astral dew]

Proof??

[rustic topaz]

Holy crap

That’s almost 150 an hour

[astral dew]

Got damn

Welp, meta simp now

[rustic topaz]

You interned at Facebook 😱😱😱😱

[torn gull]

wow

[astral dew]

Ik

Meta SF would be POG

Their office is nice asf

lol I will too by the time new grad comes

Wait GE??

Ahh okay

Nah I was UberStar this summer

[rustic topaz]

Amazon pays like 220k in Bay Area for return offer

Yeah

😐

Did you not get the return offer?

Lmao

Tobro

Do you think I can pass the resume screen for Facebook

🐒

Cause

[torn gull]

lmao

[rustic topaz]

You work at Facebook

????

[torn gull]

10/10 logic

[rustic topaz]

You’re suppose to be smart

😁

[torn gull]

tobro give me an offer

[rustic topaz]

@ember bison how many company prior to Facebook

oh word

I have those no research

I have 3.89 gpa

Is that high

Bro

I want to try this year

🥲

Wym

Shut up n3

[hallow scroll]

I want meta

How to get meta to open up

[rustic topaz]

Why does google sound lame to work at

[torn gull]

bc its been around for the longest

[hallow scroll]

Wym he got JS

go bears!

[torn gull]

go bears!

[pseudo shoal]

goku got js?

[rustic topaz]

💀

I have 0 offers

[hallow scroll]

same

i want meta

[devout fractal]

i want apple

[torn gull]

fb is on the downhill

[rustic topaz]

I want happiness and offers

[torn gull]

go to google

[hallow scroll]

im too dumb for google i just get rejected after the interview

[rustic topaz]

You Had an interview

????

[hallow scroll]

yea

I got a hard dp

💀

is it to get to know the office or something

[devout fractal]

citadel is flying my friend out

[sinful locust]

His internship is 3 days long

[safe minnow]

Duolingo karakt is 1 question long?

[hallow scroll]

accept fr so I can dm

[astral dew]

Ain’t no way

[astral dew]

Right. I get resume rejected every year. I just won’t apply no more

[coarse marten]

Stop meming

[hallow scroll]

no 🧢

speaking of dp

how do I learn dp

bet

[elfin peak]

Grab a textbook 👀

[pseudo shoal]

pornhub

[rustic topaz]

@sinful locust go on a date with your girlfriend or something Instead of asking for LC hard

[hearty river]

EMBRACE THE CAT PAW

EL CAT PAW

EL CAT PAW

[pseudo shoal]

@hearty river stop

[coarse marten]

Mit ocw, errichto, reducible

[safe minnow]

"In the 24 hours following the interview, they can request a redo if they feel they did not perform their best. Karat sends a new invitation to the candidate so they can choose a redo day and time"

Does the fact that you can retake karat interviews apply to every company?

[coarse marten]

No

[coarse marten]

With codeforces?

[white urchin]

You're a cs major lol, not possible

[astral dew]

And u on discord? lmao

[safe minnow]

How’s the date going

[sinful locust]

^ @sinful locust rn

what is this cisco email

[jaunty cove]

what email

[sinful locust]

Cisco Join & Connect here with a friendly note to say hello again! You previously applied or were under consideration for a Software Engineer I (Intern) United States (1380727) role with Cisco. Here’s a quick question – are you still interested?

We’d love to hear from you. Can you please give us an answer in the next two days?

Please tell us by completing this survey – it should be a quick and easy few moments of your time.

[hallow scroll]

it means you got an offer congrats

[sinful locust]

like just gimme the interview invitation

[hallow scroll]

they send that to everyone tho

[jaunty cove]

they ghosted you for so long that they dont know if you remember applying

[hallow scroll]

after like a couple weeks

yeah lol

[sinful locust]

dman that’s tuff

[jaunty cove]

i didnt get that email

so youre on the right track i gues

[sinful locust]

i can give u mine if u want

i already have amzn

[hallow scroll]

y

e

[astral dew]

[sinful locust]

did u get ur offer?

[spark hearth]

anyone get databricks technical intervjew and did not get the final behaviorual interviee?

[astral dew]

Still haven’t gotten final interview date

Imma just wait it out, no rush

Plus I still need lots of lc practice

[rapid swan]

got that last yr for two months before I said no

[past comet]

Ayooo my pfp

[rapid swan]

@feral void https://drive.google.com/file/d/1jyeu-wvS3Z10xQ0BlMIDOkh_INoP_Nnb/view

least depressed goldman sachs employee

[jaunty cove]

how the hell do people work 95 hours a week

[sinful locust]

do they get paid overtime at least?

honestly i’d do it for overtime money

i already have a similar lifestyle

u r a chad👍

[astral dew]

Nah fr. I’d be stressed but that money

Similar thing for citadel. At least as in intern*

[safe minnow]

They overwork their interns?

[torn gull]

u don’t get paid overtime

For interns I think so

Not for ft

[astral dew]

Wtf. Ain’t that illegal?

[astral dew]

I hear all the time they do

[astral dew]

Oh yeah cuz ur salary employee

That’s why as a intern I would but not FT

[safe minnow]

I thought most companies tried to treat their interns nice so they would want to return back

[astral dew]

Apparently not Citadel. Idk for sure as I never interned there but I hear it A LOT

[safe minnow]

:susge:

[jaunty cove]

Wdym, people at citadel treat interns bad?

i heard that too

[acoustic palm]

desk dependent

[astral dew]

Didn’t say they treat them bad I just said hear they work a lot of hours

[white urchin]

Isn't this well known?

[astral dew]

Most likely, like any company

[safe minnow]

I don’t 🤷

[rapid swan]

since when do salaried ppl have overtime

[sinful locust]

yo tell sushi to unblock

[hearty river]

stop beggging

no

[sinful locust]

i’m not

[rapid swan]

no

[sinful locust]

why

@wary whale

stop

[rapid swan]

real

[hearty river]

no

[rapid swan]

@sinful locust

[clever grail]

@sinful locust

[rapid swan]

@sinful locust

[sinful locust]

stop

[rapid swan]

which interviews u have

[clever grail]

@sinful locust https://docs.python.org/3.3/library/functions.html#zip

[sinful locust]

STOP

[rapid swan]

wtf

do u have any upcoming interviews

ye

[jaunty cove]

bro

[sinful locust]

sushi

is an AI

@pseudo shoal

[rapid swan]

I have a call with linkedin and msft on tuesday

[rapid swan]

soon

[jaunty cove]

[sinful locust]

tell sushi to unblock

bruh

@ sushi

not me

[pseudo shoal]

yes he is

[safe minnow]

JPM OA auto?

[sinful locust]

ask sushi why blocked

[sinful locust]

😂

[spark hearth]

unblock me sushi

[fathom hazel]

who is that in yr pfp

[spark hearth]

it's her

I asked her out and she blocked me

smh my head

[fathom hazel]

oh wow

[rapid swan]

@wary whale u should make these simps do ur oas for u and gift u discord nitro

LMAOOO

[fathom hazel]

hey i passed Amazon OA with ease

[rapid swan]

[fathom hazel]

and i saw her profile months ago in a leetcode server, but just thought is a kpop fan

[rapid swan]

new simp convert

[fathom hazel]

that being said, i joined like 5 leetcode servers but only 1 survive lol

[sinful locust]

https://tenor.com/view/tiktok-mouth-soy-fast-fat-gif-17377433

@wary whale irl

[deep valley]

Guys is it possible to get more than 823 on a gca by only doing 1 2 and 4

No matter what I do I cant get more than 823

The thing is, I managed to get 846 on my first practice test but after that I can't get past 823

No

Why would I be making this up...

[jaunty cove]

you wont get that score on an actual assessment

[deep valley]

What proof would you like?

[uneven sand]

show the whole screenshot

like score + 3/4

poggers

[deep valley]

I think it might be because it was my first one

[jaunty cove]

faceless void?

[uneven sand]

wait this is a practice one

[deep valley]

Yea

[jaunty cove]

bro

[uneven sand]

maybe practice are scored different?

[devout jewel]

It will decrease

[jaunty cove]

you just fked me over

now i have to instal dota 2 again

and play it

i was supposed to be productive today

[deep valley]

Practice ones are fairly similar to the real gcas

[jaunty cove]

yes

[deep valley]

Ive had 1 and 2 be the same multiple times

[jaunty cove]

yea

[uneven sand]

my practice ones have always been dogshit easy

[jaunty cove]

i used to be addicted to those kind of games

[deep valley]

Yea this is party true my practice 4 is usually much easier than the actual gca 4

And sometimes 2 is super hard for some reason lol

[jaunty cove]

Nvm i cant remember my steam password and im too lazy to reset it with mobile authenticator

Saved

[pseudo orbit]

ugh fuck

for qualtrics do you need to answer the tacos question every time

or the "why are you excited"

[deep valley]

Is 800-825 good enough for most companies or do they care about getting 825+

[white urchin]

inspect element?

[deep valley]

Buddy why would I be making this up...

Believe it or don't I don't care

[white urchin]

how do you get 840+ if you don't do all 4?

[pseudo orbit]

i dont think it's possible to have a 846 without all 4 lol

like it 100% is impossible

ohhh ok

nvm

[jaunty cove]

its probably a glitch 🤦‍♂️

[white urchin]

are they scored differently

i thought they were scored in the same manner

[safe minnow]

They feel off compared to the official ones tbh

[white urchin]

oh ok

[pseudo orbit]

and?

also lmao netflix is rank 7

[jaunty cove]

why is instacart paying $250k

idk but i get groceries on there

do what

Dota 2?

Yea

[uneven sand]

instacart 📉

[jaunty cove]

i do

🙂

[hearty river]

@woven quest

[uneven sand]

@hearty river

[deep valley]

Can someone answer this lol

[spark hearth]

@hearty river

[jaunty cove]

Idk

why not attempt question 3

it doesnt hurt

[deep valley]

I heard if you attempt it and don't get it you lose points

[jaunty cove]

get partial credit

[deep valley]

Bro I've been LCing

[jaunty cove]

if u can do q4 you can do q3 its just patience

[deep valley]

But I always find Q3 to be hard cause its always some dfs application that I can't get

Whereas q4 is typically just a clever hashmap application

Yea I gotta work on backtracking + dfs anyway

[jaunty cove]

i think q3 is usually translating english to code

but long

i thought it was monday

[hardy patrol]

think i fucked up

can you apply to summer 2023 internships if your not taking any classes this semester

[devout jewel]

yea just applied

[jaunty cove]

prob

[sinful locust]

stfu

ur an AI

having a girl pfp but ur a guy 🤡

[jaunty cove]

having a skeleton pfp when ur not a skeleton

[sinful locust]

that’s not a skeleton 💀

that’s kaws

[jaunty cove]

looks like a skeleton

walks like a skeleton

is a skeleton

[jaunty cove]

Amongus edition

[versed kestrel]

yo how many questions do you need to pass akuna cpp oa?

[jaunty cove]

^

[sinful locust]

all of them

[proud whale]

easy i think

[jaunty cove]

Did you get them all💀

[sinful locust]

i didnt apply

[sinful locust]

nice website

[jaunty cove]

Thanks but actually its not

[sinful locust]

@hearty river

[sullen pelican]

i can't even reset the password wtf

[jaunty cove]

best post on that subreddit

i guess it was uncivil

[tepid moat]

has anyone heard back from PDT or Jump Trading?

[elfin peak]

Jump Trading, yes

What is PDT though?

[tepid moat]

pdt partners

was jump for swe?

when did you apply and when did you hear back?

[rough parcel]

what code signal score is usually needed to get c1 power

wait fr

i got a 722

i hope i get an invite lol

[languid finch]

https://twitter.com/ParikPatelCFA/status/1566396986051420162

Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. (drpatel.eth) (@ParikPatelCFA)

If you get rejected from an unpaid internship just show up to the job anyways like what are they gonna do?? Pay you??

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[warped nest]

anyone good with price conversions?

[rustic topaz]

@warped nest how much spots left at LinkedIn

[warped nest]

@rustic topaz idk

[rustic topaz]

Is it still a lot

[warped nest]

prob

[rustic topaz]

I wanna do LinkedIn winter

[sinful locust]

does gusto sponsor canada?

[rustic topaz]

🙏

[sinful locust]

not public

[sinful locust]

phone?

[safe minnow]

GDB is the greatest thing known to man

[versed kestrel]

may all your bugs be fatal

so its actually easier to debug lol

[rustic topaz]

@hallow scroll how hard is it to pass resume screening

For linked in winter

[sinful locust]

did you take the OA?

[rustic topaz]

No?

I haven’t applied

[elfin peak]

Yeah phone requested. Not yet scheduled tho

But I'm pretty sure I will have Visa issues so I don't really care honestly

[sinful locust]

I didn’t think it was bad I got an OA for having almost nothing on my resume

[jaunty cove]

https://leetcode.com/problems/trim-a-binary-search-tree/

[spark hearth]

wtf

[rustic topaz]

what!

no experience?

@sinful locust

how hard was the OA?

what patterns were there?

[sinful locust]

i got 2 dp questions

[rustic topaz]

Aight buddy

stop lying

[sinful locust]

i think i did the second one correctly, but i ended up t iming out for 5 cases

id done it in O(n * k) time

its one of those array ones where u need to maximize points by moving a max of k steps at a time

[spark hearth]

another pls

lc med pls

[jaunty cove]

https://leetcode.com/problemset/algorithms/?difficulty=MEDIUM&page=1

https://leetcode.com/problems/divide-two-integers/

[rustic topaz]

colin

how tf do you practice

lmao

[jaunty cove]

i just do the problem

and if i cant do it i look at the solution

[rustic topaz]

🙏

[jaunty cove]

check out the downvotes

[sinful locust]

damn good luck

cracked

i got a LC hard for you!!!1

[rustic topaz]

I need to get good enough to get 800 on my code signal and pass the quant OAs 🙏

[sinful locust]

do this https://leetcode.com/problems/text-justification/

simp

[jaunty cove]

bro even if u get 849 i think 99% of people get resume screened

[jaunty cove]

i got this on an OA i think

[sinful locust]

damn nice

[jaunty cove]

it should be medium but i understand why people downvoted it so much

[sinful locust]

yep its not hard tbh

just the test cases

[jaunty cove]

it reminds me of something that would be q3 on a codesignal tes

but a little harder

[sinful locust]

the id question on codesignal

[jaunty cove]

huh

https://leetcode.com/problems/design-most-recently-used-queue/

@mru_cache

(None)

[sinful locust]

lol

yeah its a hard q3

thats an apt description

so its harder medium / easier hard, only cause of implementation

[safe minnow]

Would working at scale be better than Amazon

For intern

[sinful locust]

scale is cracked

100% scale over amazon

the engineering talent there is unmatched

yeah, scale basically hires no one

so if you even have a shot at scale, prioritize that lmao

they wont give me oa

[jaunty cove]

i imagine its really hard to get thru there

[safe minnow]

Ok

[jaunty cove]

are they hiring swe or just ml

[safe minnow]

Thanks for the info

[sinful locust]

both, ml only for grad students unfortunately

new change from last year

[jaunty cove]

you can only do swe if you dont have a graduate degree?

or

the inverse

you have to have a grad degree to do ml

[sinful locust]

swe both for ug and grad

ml only for grad

[jaunty cove]

oh i see

[sinful locust]

yep definitely

AI out of ug is definitely realistic

if you netowrk and have research opps, etc

[jaunty cove]

damn

[sinful locust]

oh at scale, yea definitely tougher

i think its just MLE at scale

[jaunty cove]

how do you guys network with people in your classes?
everyone in my math classes seems so anti social

[sinful locust]

i think if you have an opportunity go to a research conference its cracked

yea and doing internships helps with this

[jaunty cove]

i see

[sinful locust]

@median hedge

[jaunty cove]

these are closed events right

private

[sinful locust]

depends

tapia have research sections that you can do

but yes you need a paper typically i think

[jaunty cove]

well its out of bounds

[sinful locust]

hi

[static spindle]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[jaunty cove]

to piss you off @inner kernel

its the 5th lowest acceptance rate problem on LC because people submit over and over and keep hitting weird test cases

round(exp(log(a) + log(b)))

🤔

lmao

[rapid swan]

idk what networking even is tbh

whats the difference between networking and making friends with ppl

[rapid swan]

I think research awards might be open for everyone to come to

theres also a general banquet afaik

for friday

idk its cringe when randos feel entitled to taking advantage of my prof exp after “networking” with me for 5 min

like what is networking then

[jaunty cove]

how is asking random ppl to meet up and get a referral from them not the same thing

[rapid swan]

yes

imo the word networking doesnt have that nuance

u make friends and they may want to help u but its not a guarantee

so making friends for the sake of networking kinda shallow

[rustic topaz]

@rapid swan did you have prior experience before LinkedIn?

[rapid swan]

no internships

but yeah

other stuff

[rustic topaz]

How did you pass resume screening

😭

[rapid swan]

yeah

[rustic topaz]

🙏

[rapid swan]

its cringe tho

[rapid swan]

skill

idk

[jaunty cove]

i can tell when people only want to talk to me to get something out of me and it makes me really uncomfortable

[rapid swan]

I think it got easier this yr

[sinful locust]

yo

[rapid swan]

@rustic topaz gl on ur rentech final

[rustic topaz]

Wtf is rentech

[sinful locust]

stop

[rapid swan]

oh

ur mom

jk

[jaunty cove]

integer break

[rapid swan]

do rotate a matrix

[jaunty cove]

yea lol

[rapid swan]

🚿

[jaunty cove]

i just realized after a few minutes u want a bunch of 3's

[rapid swan]

just go on grind75

y u asking us

[sinful locust]

yo

[rapid swan]

wgf

[jaunty cove]

its hot af everywhere in california rn

[sinful locust]

go on lc and search for some idk y ur asking here lol

[rapid swan]

do lc hards

[rapid swan]

even on the east coast

its bad

[sinful locust]

then ur cringe

[rapid swan]

curate ur own

cope

https://tenor.com/view/narc-copium-spoon-gif-23613894

[sinful locust]

stop

[jaunty cove]

very hard

[rapid swan]

its just codesignal gca

[sinful locust]

it’s rng

[rapid swan]

try and see

[sinful locust]

probably

[rustic topaz]

it's like HRT

[sinful locust]

longer

[rapid swan]

I feel like ng interviews are usually just an extra interview from intern

[hardy patrol]

studying od for nordstrom cause i heard their housing is cool asf

[rustic topaz]

@rapid swan did you apply for frontend engineer?

[sick oar]

should i go pester scale ai ft's to see if they can help me intern LMAOO

[rapid swan]

no

swe

[rapid swan]

rlly

[rustic topaz]

isn't frontend swe?

[rapid swan]

no

diff

[rustic topaz]

?

[rapid swan]

I did frontend for meta

[jaunty cove]

why did nordstrom close

im upset

[rapid swan]

its a diff process

[sly trellis]

@rapid swan what role exactly?

[rustic topaz]

she said swe

💀

[rapid swan]

software engineer intern

wdym by that

[sly trellis]

Meta?!!

[rapid swan]

yeah

it was troll

[rustic topaz]

?

[sly trellis]

Lmao

[hardy patrol]

yea like fully furnished luxury studio in downtown seattle its minted

[rustic topaz]

You did meta too???

[rapid swan]

WHATT

🥵

[sly trellis]

Lol

[rapid swan]

nordstrom open up

[rustic topaz]

I thought you chose one over the other

[rapid swan]

yeah

I got something better tho imo

[rustic topaz]

yea

[sick oar]

is meta open rn

[rapid swan]

so im happy

for fall

[sly trellis]

Nope

[rustic topaz]

HungryTiger with THE RNG

[rapid swan]

[hardy patrol]

hungry tiger never satiated

what do you got now

[rapid swan]

go to levels.fyi

[sick oar]

when does meta usually open

[sly trellis]

Cap

[rapid swan]

real

Im just farming

[rustic topaz]

most of them pay more than 100

[rapid swan]

idk why

[jaunty cove]

isnt jane street 120 this year

[rustic topaz]

the levels.fyi is outdated

Im pretty sure N3 said jane street payin more than 120

[rapid swan]

everything at the top pays over $100

huh

[sly trellis]

Seems so

[sick oar]

higher now

i think

hm

i heard js upped their salary bc of cit/citsec

for ng ft

[rapid swan]

sign on bonus

[rustic topaz]

i feel like ima get resume screened 😭

[rapid swan]

I feel like sign on bonus counts tho

[hardy patrol]

idk if ill get resume screened but i heard linkedin is crazy hard

and im still doing shit like climbing stairs on lc

[rustic topaz]

100+

p sure

[rapid swan]

does it

[rustic topaz]

Do you think having "Incoming Amazon intern" will help pass the resume screen?

[rapid swan]

they changed the hiring process

its easier now

[rustic topaz]

guys

it's not suppose to be funny

[hardy patrol]

easies or meds on oa?

[rustic topaz]

it's not ajoke

don't laugh

stop reacting

[rapid swan]

meds afaik

[rustic topaz]

i am asking agenuine question

[hardy patrol]

sheesh

[rustic topaz]

meds

[hardy patrol]

wait did you actually get amz

goku

[rustic topaz]

You did what?>

[rustic topaz]

Nah, I still no offer

[rapid swan]

interview

[rustic topaz]

💀

[rapid swan]

wen

[hardy patrol]

[rustic topaz]

I aced my amazon interview

but

[hardy patrol]

not taking it bruh

[rustic topaz]

i feel like ima get rejected

lmao

[hardy patrol]

i need to study

[rapid swan]

y

[sinful locust]

yo

[rustic topaz]

cuz amazon

[jaunty cove]

if u dont take it u definitely wont get an offer 💀

[rapid swan]

wot

[sinful locust]

@hardy patrol how was cap1

[hardy patrol]

got powerday

[sinful locust]

nice

[hardy patrol]

bro i really shit myself

[sinful locust]

take a shit during it

[hardy patrol]

and still got it

[sinful locust]

shit during powerday

free offer

[rustic topaz]

I feel like amazon won't let me change it to winter even if I get it so Ima have to search for a winter internship

[hardy patrol]

fo sho

[rustic topaz]

do you think it will help tho?

[rapid swan]

u shouldnt put it if u dont have the offer

it might help but like

[hardy patrol]

if goku deadass gets amz with no priors and only a month of lc/dsa then that will invigorate me to study 24/7 for first round

[rapid swan]

its gonna look like u reneged

[rustic topaz]

💀

2 year of programming btw

😮

[rapid swan]

[rustic topaz]

1 month of lc/dsa

haven't taken dsa

[rapid swan]

fr

[rustic topaz]

you're literally cracked

lmaoooo

[hardy patrol]

bru

[sinful locust]

stop

[hardy patrol]

heard most get easy + easy

[rapid swan]

eeeeww

[hardy patrol]

thought that was cap

[rapid swan]

linked list

[rustic topaz]

no follow ups????

[sinful locust]

cap1

[rustic topaz]

wym no follow ups?

[sinful locust]

STOP CHANGING YOUR IDENTITY

[rustic topaz]

how would have follow ups in OA?

[rapid swan]

wait who is that

[sinful locust]

Tim Reynolds is an American guitarist and multi-instrumentalist known as both a solo artist and as a lead guitarist for the Dave Matthews Band. AllMusic critic MacKenzie Wilson has called Reynolds "an under-rated master".

[jaunty cove]

its woah but he keeps changing the gradient in his Pfp xD

[rustic topaz]

Oh mine was stack + hashmap no follow ups 🙏

[rapid swan]

omg its woahhh

[rustic topaz]

omg its woahhh

[rapid swan]

catfishing

[sinful locust]

omg its woahhh

[rustic topaz]

omg its woahhh

[hardy patrol]

dont they have company tagged lc like that thins the question pool considerably

[warped dagger]

ssi asks: ban goku

GokuGate12! asks: sex 👿 🐶 🦮

[rapid swan]

wtf

[hardy patrol]

fuuuck i hate hackerrank i hate reading

[rustic topaz]

How many spots are normally in linkedin winter intern?

[jaunty cove]

2

[rustic topaz]

How many spots are normally in linkedin winter intern?

[hardy patrol]

how much time do they give you like 75 minutes

thank god

[safe minnow]

Is it important to stand out in behavioral interviews?

[rapid swan]

what da dog doin

[rustic topaz]

@rapid swan is there a linkedin intern discord?

[safe minnow]

Or just answer the questions

[rapid swan]

not for u

[hardy patrol]

why take it asap